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Speaker 2: Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom.

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Speaker 1: To this episode, I.

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Speaker 2: Know as I said it, I was like, we haven't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome back to Emergency Intercom. This episode, we have

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Speaker 2: When you say that and then follow it with nothing,

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Speaker 2: it's like so anticlimactic. The first thing I want to

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Speaker 2: talk about is old people. Oh, it's not based on that.

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Speaker 2: So I just got back from New York and on

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Speaker 1: I just didn't grow up with an iPhone in their hand,

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Speaker 2: It's because it's like the tick to pull it out

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but the lady next to me on the plane

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Speaker 2: Sleigh today I'm wearing this baby doll dress that because

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Speaker 3: What did he do?

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Speaker 1: What did he do so jealous of me?

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Speaker 2: And it doesn't matter that Drew was like taking you

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Speaker 2: But enough about you slutty holes. Old people. They fucking

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Speaker 1: That, experiencing trauma. I don't think anybody should be experiencing that.

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Speaker 1: Here's the worst I've had case of all time.

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Speaker 2: It's so ugly.

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Speaker 1: It matches his glasses. Flip it around. Thread is a lot, dude,

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Speaker 1: Like that was made for the people that we were

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Speaker 1: like talking about, like that woman in Starbucks? What are

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Speaker 1: you doing? He's probably gonna look up grossest vagina ever

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Speaker 1: on Google? That's just it. Also, he'll just look up

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Speaker 2: He wants to cut that. It's maybe you shouldn't.

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Speaker 1: Can you get me my iPhone?

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Speaker 2: I got so scary? Walk in frame girl? Okay okay,

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Speaker 2: me went on that one painting in Italy. You know,

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Speaker 2: the hands touching the.

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Speaker 1: I saw her really like the craziest. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: She was literally wearing like a tie die hoodie that

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Speaker 1: I'm reading the ideas that I have for this episode,

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Speaker 1: and it's fucking crazy. They're usually fucking worms that eat plastic.

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Speaker 2: Oay, but it will it like degrade like that in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and so they're taking like seven hundred years it

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Speaker 1: That's the craziest part about that is that's not real.

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Speaker 1: That's what they want you to think. I'm genuinely serious,

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Speaker 1: Like everybody is an actor, everybody's a crisis actor.

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Speaker 1: Crazy how we're free thinkers. You ever thought about that

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Speaker 2: And I said, I can't say mother Parkers who don't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was talking the truth, just like, don't don't

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Speaker 2: It's any like literally any question you get asked if

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Speaker 1: Everything I've I genuinely believe this. Everything I've ever said

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 2: I'm not getting That's how I feel too, because I literally,

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Speaker 1: Or they signed a contract with JFK, the reroute all

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Speaker 2: No, so what it is? No, But I was kind

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Speaker 2: I was kind of right, but the person I was

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Speaker 1: And I just literally just like that's the other thing.

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Speaker 1: If I am wrong, internalized that shit, don't fucking tell

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Speaker 1: me I'm wrong, because like, you have no right to

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Speaker 2: Also, if I'm saying a hypothetical, just like, go with it.

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Speaker 1: I say that. I was about to say, every time

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Speaker 4: I just asked if you guys could keep it down

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Speaker 1: Oh is on his to kill himself in my living room?

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Speaker 2: Hey, not there because.

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Speaker 3: My saying.

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Speaker 1: I wish I knew you wanted me.

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Speaker 2: I wish I knew you to me in twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 1: Way shan you to me in twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 2: No, that would be you to me because I wanted you.

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Speaker 1: And you would be like, I wish I knew you

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Speaker 2: No, because if I'm saying that, that makes it seem

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Speaker 1: Me, right exactly, wish I knew you wanted me.

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Speaker 2: Know. It's because it's him saying I wish I knew

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Speaker 2: Is when we listen back to it, you're gonna see

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Speaker 2: Did say that, But when I started it, I started

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Speaker 1: I guess we have it on.

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Speaker 1: It got so serious. It got very literally.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, like I don't know how I'm not supposed

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Speaker 2: And then I thought you were mad because I said

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Speaker 1: Is that that did get under my skin? Well, because

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Speaker 2: Okay, but like you have to understand, I was like

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Speaker 2: it plays into how I've us sex now. It's literally

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Speaker 2: I could literally name like ten people who like I

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Speaker 1: God, I'm they love me, they.

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Speaker 2: Love me, they want me to me. Because I had

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Speaker 1: Was like, wait, wait, this is what love is. But

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Speaker 1: that's literally me now. Well actually no, I just fell

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Speaker 1: in love with everybody that I.

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Speaker 2: See, and then when they start actually giving you attention,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, why is this freak talking to me? Leading

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Speaker 1: me me alone?

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Speaker 2: Well, we just gave Steve Lacy literally a ten minutes

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Speaker 1: With each other. Cut it it now, cut it out.

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Speaker 2: Well, his album is awesome, So how about that?

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Speaker 1: Oh you you started liking it?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Or no?

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Speaker 1: I remember you saying like you only like like four

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Speaker 2: I still like. I like, there's only four songs that

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Speaker 2: But I don't. I just don't like listening to.

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Speaker 1: Just pay You that that last time.

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Speaker 2: I just like, I don't like like slow songs right now.

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Speaker 1: Literally, okay, so I wrote this note down because it

444
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,840
Speaker 1: is like the most embarrassing thing, so I said, me,

445
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,199
Speaker 1: flirting is so embarrassing. I thought this worker at the

446
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,800
Speaker 1: plant store was hot. It was like I want to flirt,

447
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:28,159
Speaker 1: And my flirting was literally see you later. Like I

448
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,639
Speaker 1: was literally like see you later.

449
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:35,120
Speaker 2: Eh. Also, no, you won't bit, you don't go anywhere.

450
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:39,080
Speaker 1: I did do a lot of things about those You

451
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 1: did not see him later. You did a lot of things.

452
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:45,480
Speaker 1: But I have seen him there before her they there,

453
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 1: I have seen them there.

454
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 2: We literally.

455
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:56,719
Speaker 1: Like, what is this supposed to mean? Am I supposed

456
00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:01,120
Speaker 1: to Let's go wait?

457
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 2: It's literally no, we're being tested right now because it's

458
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:09,119
Speaker 2: for missing and endangered elderly lady.

459
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 1: Wait, what if this is like us outing ourselves? No,

460
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,440
Speaker 1: I can't even say that, but yeah, let's ride, let's

461
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 1: go save them, Let's go save their good thing.

462
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:23,240
Speaker 2: Like what am I like? It's so loud as it's

463
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,640
Speaker 2: like literally a call to action.

464
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

465
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:29,320
Speaker 1: I saw someone redesign like the what are those called

466
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,879
Speaker 1: the Yeah, I saw them like redesign redesign of it,

467
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, that makes a lot of sense.

468
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 1: But getting this scary ass text on your screen and

469
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:40,440
Speaker 1: that scary sound like literally just like makes me want

470
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,119
Speaker 1: not want to do anything. But there was like a

471
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,200
Speaker 1: redesign of it where it was like like a radius

472
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:49,119
Speaker 1: of where the person is missing, like a picture of

473
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 1: the car, a picture of the kid. It was like

474
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,160
Speaker 1: it was really cool action. I was like, that makes

475
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:53,400
Speaker 1: it loud.

476
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,040
Speaker 2: That makes more sense. Like realistically, if I'm in my

477
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:59,440
Speaker 2: house and you're telling me like a plate number, the

478
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 2: chances of me leaving the house and remembering that or

479
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 2: like slim to none, because what happens is I see

480
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 2: that alert and then I'm I just pipe up and

481
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 2: I keep going on TikTok while I'm driving.

482
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 1: Literally, Enya does TikTok and drive I I do. I did.

483
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,400
Speaker 1: I did two days ago. I literally did. I was like, wait,

484
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,000
Speaker 1: I am too far into the hole and I need

485
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 1: to like take a break from this.

486
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 2: I shockingly, I don't use my phone that much while

487
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 2: I drive, like because I'm like really bad at it,

488
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 2: so I just don't do it. But I love when

489
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 2: people are in my car and I make the joke.

490
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 2: I always do it and nobody ever says no, which

491
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 2: is like really fucked up. But I always if if

492
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 2: there's a new person who gets in my car, I'll

493
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 2: pick up my phone and I'm like, oh, you don't

494
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 2: mind if I text and drive right, And they always

495
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 2: always are like, uh no, not really, And I'm like, dude,

496
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 2: have a little bit of self respect for your fucking safety.

497
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 2: Like I say, no, like don't.

498
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is is I have no care.

499
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 2: For my own life, so you should keep that to yourself.

500
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 1: If I'm being very honest, I'm just being vulnerable.

501
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 2: I mean, like at what costs, Like it's like boring.

502
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,879
Speaker 1: It's just like super boring.

503
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 2: If I'm being honest, Like your SOB story is like

504
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 2: boring as fuck. I actually saw I said that. I

505
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,119
Speaker 2: was like that this girl was talking about her trauma

506
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,400
Speaker 2: to somebody and then and they were like, I'm gonna

507
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 2: be honest with you. Your trauma is really fucking it's like

508
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:28,399
Speaker 2: so boring. It's like not that interesting at all. I

509
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,119
Speaker 2: would win. I would win a competition now, not to

510
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 2: make it a competition trauma battle, I think like I

511
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 2: would be like I'd have to be top top three

512
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 2: in the front group, like not to like debank anybody else's,

513
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 2: but like I have to.

514
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 1: Make top three easy. Yeah, it's easy.

515
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,879
Speaker 2: I'm walking home at least with the bronze. Honestly, I might.

516
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:57,159
Speaker 2: I might get Yeah, I'm going home with the gold medal.

517
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 2: I was, I was dropping.

518
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 1: He was just staring at I wasn't looking at you.

519
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 2: You were so nasty.

520
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 4: There's like a there's a way that your cock is pressing.

521
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 2: Sorr. That was like, really real, Look you made a move.

522
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: Made me feel small.

523
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 4: I was sorry to my friend recently, and I was like,

524
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 4: I've been saying cock and pussy ironically for so long

525
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 4: that like it is just I don't even think about

526
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 4: it when I say it because it's so gross. I

527
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 4: know it's so.

528
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,159
Speaker 2: I say both those things with my full chests. I

529
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 2: say them ironically and.

530
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 4: Un ironic pussy unironically.

531
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,679
Speaker 8: Yes, well, I have a busy where I say, oh

532
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 8: my god, my vagina, My vagina is literally so wet

533
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 8: right now, I say both on ironically, Josie just wants

534
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 8: to come into your body check and then leave.

535
00:25:54,920 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 1: You're such a has saved.

536
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 2: Get out of here.

537
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 3: Wait can you hear this on the mica.

538
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: The camera mic peeks.

539
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 2: I know, motherfucker, it's so hot in his house. Please.

540
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: It really is so bad that Spotify Yeah.

541
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 3: He Spotify.

542
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,919
Speaker 2: Also, I don't believe that airplane mode like you have

543
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,400
Speaker 2: to turn it on when you get on a flight.

544
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 2: I just don't believe that.

545
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 1: I've never done it.

546
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it doesn't interfere with like the connection. I'm like, okay,

547
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 2: this is a big piece of metal in the sky.

548
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 2: You're gonna tell me my fucking little iPhone is gonna

549
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 2: fuck with your GPS, like get a better.

550
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: I think it's on takeoff, like because they have to

551
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 1: hear like the radio signals in their ears.

552
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 2: I never turn airplane mode on.

553
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 4: I do sometimes I feel like I would say people.

554
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 1: Are turning it off.

555
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Max, the amount of like old people who

556
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 2: have gotten like actual phone calls like on a plane,

557
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 2: like they're not turning that shit off.

558
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: All old people have androids, let's have that.

559
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 2: Or they have the iPhones that they're like grandchildren iPhone three. Yeah,

560
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 2: they have like the one with the button. Still. I

561
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 2: actually had to help the lady at the last few

562
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 2: minutes of the flight. I felt bad for her because

563
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, so she would use her iPhone

564
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 2: if she knew she could, because she saw me using

565
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 2: my eyes.

566
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: I just did chest on that.

567
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 2: No, she was like she asked me. She's like, oh,

568
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 2: how do you have service? And I was like, oh,

569
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 2: it's Wi Fi And then like I helped her connect

570
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 2: to the WiFi and she was like, oh my god,

571
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 2: thank you so much. Or then we like the wi

572
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 2: fi turned not two minutes later because we were landing.

573
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,160
Speaker 1: He made her waist fifteen dollars.

574
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 2: No, thankfully she had t mobile free Wi Fi. They

575
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 2: changed it from an hour free Wi Fi to like

576
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 2: the full flight, which is so awesome because literally, okay, yeah,

577
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 2: here I go on the six hour flight with my

578
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 2: hour of Wi Fi. Yeah, what the fuck do you

579
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 2: want me to get done in an hour?

580
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 1: Like I literally take the time on an airplane, like

581
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: to purposely not buy Wi Fi. I'm like, Okay, this

582
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: is like the one time I can like be off

583
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: my phone and like not need to use it. And

584
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: I literally still think the world erupted in chaos and

585
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: burns every single time I land, and right when I

586
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: turned it on, I'm like like seizing at the mouth

587
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 1: to like see what's going on, but nothing ever happens.

588
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: But I try not to buy Wi Fi. I did

589
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:33,479
Speaker 1: like the last like two times, but typically I'm like,

590
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 1: this is my moment.

591
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 2: I bought Wi Fi when I was going to Europe.

592
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because I was like trying not to sleep

593
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 2: on the flight, so I was like, fuck, I need

594
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 2: something to do. And then I slept anyway because I

595
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 2: got too high and I like needed to go to sleep.

596
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 2: Do you freaking out?

597
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: Does it like buy for the whole flight?

598
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 2: Uh? There's different, Like that's the annoying part is literally

599
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 2: why am I spending ten dollars for two hours of

600
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 2: like Wi Fi or like for an hour of Wi Fi?

601
00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 2: Like you're a scammer, and I can't even watch tiktoks.

602
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 2: I didn't even get to watch TikTok on that Wi Fi.

603
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, So I was like what's up? What's the point.

604
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 2: Why did I watch tiktoks but I can't watch like

605
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 2: like Netflix and stuff? Explain that to me, Like what's

606
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 2: the difference, Like it you can't stream like Netflix on

607
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 2: an airplane's Wi fi, but I can watch eight million tiktoks?

608
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: Wait?

609
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 2: What Like you can't like go on Hulu like on

610
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 2: a plane with that Wi fi and just like watch

611
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 2: anything on Hulu or Netflix, but.

612
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: You can watch TikTok.

613
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can watch TikTok's and you no. I said,

614
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 2: why can't I watch tiktoks but I can't watch Netflix?

615
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: Oh?

616
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 2: I was like, I can watch eight million tiktoks, but

617
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 2: I can't like watch a movie on Netflix, Like why

618
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 2: is that?

619
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 4: Maybe they want you to buy the movies on the

620
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 4: plane or something.

621
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: Or like watch the movies that they have on their yea,

622
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 2: so fucking stupid. But the movies on so many like

623
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 2: airlines suck. I haven't seen a TV on an American

624
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 2: airline plane ever. Like I don't think I've ever been

625
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 2: on an American airline plane and they have a TV

626
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 2: like that. I shouldn't be in a plane that doesn't

627
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 2: have TV. Yeah, Like enough, that is literally so fucking scary,

628
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 2: like there's not a USB poort. They gotta start upgrading

629
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 2: them to USBC because.

630
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 1: Like, oh literally, because like I can't even use they

631
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 1: need Bluetooth.

632
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, because now everybody has Bluetooth headphones and I'm not

633
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 2: buying your fucking five dollars like gringly ass little stupid

634
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: fucking headphone.

635
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have to buy them on jet Blue.

636
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 2: You have to buy the headphone. Every airline they do

637
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 2: it differently, like it's so annoying. I'm like, also, can

638
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,479
Speaker 2: you all agree to doing something, because like why am

639
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 2: I like following different rules?

640
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: Can someone monopolize the airline industry and just make it

641
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: one airline so I can like like combined all my points.

642
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 2: Points are also like so pointless a scam. That's the

643
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 2: biggest scam ever. They're like, oh my god, to make

644
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 2: sure you sign up and use your points. It's like,

645
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 2: oh my god, I have eight thousand points.

646
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: That much that must be so waste to Europe. At

647
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 1: least it's like a one flight way flight to like shit,

648
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: ask nowhere Missouri. You can get the twenty.

649
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 2: Dollars flight from Miami to Orlando.

650
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you still have to pay seven hundred dollars

651
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: so stupid? But will you complain about airlines and airports

652
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: on this podcast a lot?

653
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 2: Because we're just always in them because our lives are moving.

654
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: Like I literally like I already forgot that I was

655
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: like in La, you know what I mean. Like I'm

656
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: traveling so much.

657
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 2: Like I just don't know where I belong, And honestly,

658
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 2: it's like hurting my mental health and like I feel

659
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 2: like disassociated because I get back to something and I'm like,

660
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 2: how does this feel so familiar? Yet like so unfamiliar

661
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 2: because I haven't been here for so long and it's

662
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 2: like a never ending cycle. It's probably gonna trigger like

663
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 2: something really deep in my brain one day. Literally, Lo,

664
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 2: I am now on a cycle where I get to

665
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,719
Speaker 2: the airport an hour before my fucking flight takes off

666
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 2: and I refuse to get there earlier.

667
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: That is so dangerous.

668
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 2: It's never It's never failed for me. Like literally my

669
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 2: flight was at three fifty nine and I got to

670
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 2: the airport at three and I still had time to

671
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 2: go look at glass. Josie, is you need so much attention?

672
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: You need Instagram?

673
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 2: Do you want some settle Mom's lap? Why you have

674
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 2: this because I was smoking hell of vapes and stuff.

675
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: It's a fidget. How long can you do a wall

676
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: sit for? When I first started working out, I couldn't

677
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: even do a minute while sitting. And I did three

678
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: what is it reps of two minutes each. That's last session,

679
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: so six minutes. Yeah, but I had like thirty seconds

680
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 1: off in between each. It was a nightmare. It was

681
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 1: like the most painful thing I've ever done.

682
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 2: I used to be punished like that in elementary school,

683
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 2: so I'm like pretty good at it.

684
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that is crazy. We've already talked about that,

685
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: like literally doing that, like wall sits and blur beads

686
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: on the hot concrete. Yeah. Like when you're you're like

687
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: in a push up position, you jump up into the

688
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 1: air and then you go back down into a push

689
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: jump up.

690
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 2: You're goutn't do that for very long.

691
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: I wish I knew you.

692
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 3: I feel like when I come into.

693
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: The room, things change.

694
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 2: You'd like suck all the energy out of this room.

695
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 3: I didn't even do anything, though.

696
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 2: You just breathed so heavily in my ear for like

697
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 2: three seconds and then sump to the floor, Like you

698
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 2: look like something really bad happened to you.

699
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 4: I like to watch porn on the airplane.

700
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

701
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 3: I got so drunk on my last flight. I got

702
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 3: so fucked up. I really did. I had like four calimonades.

703
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 2: Is it because they were free?

704
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 3: They were free?

705
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 2: Why were they free?

706
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 3: Can you hear me?

707
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 2: No?

708
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 4: It sounds like ship. Wait?

709
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: Why were they free?

710
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 3: I was on a.

711
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 6: Flight to the United Kingdom. I was on a flight

712
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 6: to Europe. You can hear me now right.

713
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 4: You gotta get closer.

714
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 9: I was on the flight to the United Kingdom.

715
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 4: Sorry, just little bit closer? What a little closer?

716
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 9: I was on a flight to the U.

717
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: Didn't get any closer.

718
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,240
Speaker 6: And here's the thing. There were free drinks on the plane.

719
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 6: And I recently turned twenty one, so on that flight

720
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 6: I had four or five bod eliminade.

721
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: That's so scary that you're only twenty one.

722
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,399
Speaker 9: And the woman was saying, she was like, you want

723
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 9: another one?

724
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 6: And I was like yes, Like drink orders were done.

725
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

726
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 2: Because also you know that when you're on an airplane,

727
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:29,760
Speaker 2: you get drunk or faster.

728
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, and you also get I was.

729
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 6: It was an eleven hour flight, so I was sober

730
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,879
Speaker 6: by the time we hit like ground and.

731
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 1: Why were they free?

732
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 9: I don't know.

733
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 2: I think because it's such a long flight.

734
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 6: We were first you were first class, first class.

735
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 4: Were you really.

736
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: A little closer like that?

737
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,399
Speaker 2: You want to see him throw this mic so bad?

738
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 9: So we went and he went to the bathroom with

739
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 9: the stewardest.

740
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 2: No.

741
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 9: I didn't, no, but I did get.

742
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 1: Very very on that flight.

743
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 6: Me and Lucas both got drunk on that flight, and

744
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 6: it was very It was a very fun time.

745
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:04,879
Speaker 4: It was a good time.

746
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: Fruit name John Well.

747
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 2: On my flight to Europe with Oryan, we got like

748
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 2: hell a cross faded and we were talking to each

749
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 2: other and we kept forgetting that we were like we

750
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 2: had headphones on, so we were screaming at each other

751
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 2: and we were like, oh my god, Like are they

752
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,280
Speaker 2: gonna come back with champagne? And we were like yelling

753
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:24,919
Speaker 2: at each other.

754
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

755
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 1: I was just about to say that we were talking

756
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: about it yesterday when like you were like, I've just

757
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: been farting hell a loud, just randomly out loud. And

758
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: then I was like, dude, when I want an airplane,

759
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: I'll have like my noise canceling headphones on and I'll

760
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 1: like rip ass and like internally and like, was that loud?

761
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: Like that I just shit ass, like really loud.

762
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 2: You can hear it where it's like it's like an

763
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 2: internal like it's like like a loud fart, so you

764
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 2: could feel it like vibrate the bottom half of your body.

765
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 2: So you're like, you know that was loud.

766
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,760
Speaker 1: Since I have like such a such big like ash

767
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: cheeks like they like clap when I fart, it's like.

768
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 2: There's no way. So wait, so your far is like

769
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 2: like that's how it comes out because it's like trying

770
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 2: to escape for each flat. Yeah, dude, I was sitting

771
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 2: on the flight like this with my legs up on

772
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 2: the chair in front of me like bent over, and

773
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 2: I had paused my music because I was like looking

774
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,919
Speaker 2: at something on Instagram. I was watching an Instagram reel

775
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 2: and I pushed out like a far and it was

776
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 2: so loud, like I literally laughed out loud of myself.

777
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 2: But I didn't mind because the man next to me

778
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 2: was like annoying the fuck out of me, so like

779
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 2: I was like, good, bitch, I just parted on you.

780
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 1: You gave him a story to tell. Yeah, Like every

781
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 1: person next to me gives me a story to tell.

782
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 1: I said that next to the stinkiest people every single fly. No,

783
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,399
Speaker 1: I had that I'm the common denominator. H huh, I said,

784
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: I'm the common denominator in all of these cases. What

785
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: if I'm the stinky show?

786
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 2: Like just so, just so happened, You're always next to

787
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 2: someone who stinks like it might be you.

788
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: It is a different smell every time. One time those tomatoes,

789
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 1: someone smelled like rancid tomatoes, like borderline catch up.

790
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 2: Well, the man next to me smelled like the bunkust

791
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 2: weed I've ever smelled. And he had two phones and

792
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 2: then he started calling the phones and I started falling asleep,

793
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 2: and he started falling on to me. And we'll insert

794
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 2: that video because I got a video of it. Yeah,

795
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 2: he was literally falling on to me. And I really

796
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 2: didn't fuck with him because also I had an aisle

797
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 2: seat before but before we took off. This was the

798
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 2: second mother who I gave my seat to, Like, I know,

799
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 2: I'm good, I'm a good person. But the first mother

800
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 2: asked to switch seats with me. She had an asle seat,

801
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 2: and I switched with her so she could sit by

802
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 2: her like ten year old son. Because I'm a saint

803
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:44,399
Speaker 2: and then the next one, we're about to take off,

804
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 2: and like this mother and her daughter come in and

805
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 2: her daughter had to be like four years old because

806
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 2: she literally had her by the arm and like a

807
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,240
Speaker 2: little monkey, plopped her in between me and this random

808
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 2: lady and then went sat in the middle seat in

809
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 2: front of her, and the daughter was like, mom sitting

810
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 2: next to me? Mom, won't you sit next to me?

811
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 2: And started like yelling and freaking out. And then the

812
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 2: guy in front of me, I was like, hey, like

813
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 2: should we move so they can like sit next to

814
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 2: each other? And he stands up and he's like yeah,

815
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 2: but I don't care, but I just I don't want

816
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,479
Speaker 2: to sit in the middle. And I was like, you're

817
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 2: such a fucking cunt ass, because like obviously I was

818
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 2: probably gonna move to the middle, like no questions asked,

819
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 2: but like you saying that was just so annoying, like

820
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 2: like you think I want to sit in the middle.

821
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 2: I'm just like I feel bad for this literal child.

822
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 2: How she was literally like four, like she could like speak,

823
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 2: but she was like.

824
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: The mom bought a four year old another seat on

825
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:30,919
Speaker 1: the plane.

826
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 2: Maybe five she but she was tiny, like she was

827
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 2: like a little ass girl.

828
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: Like, that's crazy.

829
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 2: But I think it was a situation where they got

830
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 2: put on the flight because Delta had a bunch of

831
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,399
Speaker 2: flights that got canceled, and it seemed like those were

832
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 2: the two empty seats and they just like that was

833
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 2: the closest they could get them without moving someone else.

834
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,720
Speaker 2: So we like, I switched and he smelt like weed

835
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 2: and was falling all over me, and it was like

836
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 2: the worst five ever.

837
00:38:55,040 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think that's really cute. I'm telling me why,

838
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: why you look good?

839
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 2: And I know.

840
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 1: I'm run there, and why that's how I got a

841
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: hair cut. You look so good cutting the eye.

842
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 2: Cutting a dye would look really bad with hair like that.

843
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: If you cut your hair, it's so bad. Or look

844
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: at me, Jsiah, Jessiah, don't breathe on her like that.

845
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 6: I've gotten a I got a cut in a color earlier,

846
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 6: and I'm just I feel really good about it. Honestly,

847
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 6: it looks like ship.

848
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 1: You looks really bad, dude. This wig is maybe one

849
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: of the best in I know hundreds. We got a

850
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:08,479
Speaker 1: field trip.

851
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 2: Yeah for the field trip.

852
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: Yeah on the Patreon No no, no, it's so bad.

853
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the original original pilot.

854
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 2: I liked that one. That that one was when I

855
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 2: wasn't in it.

856
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:24,319
Speaker 6: I know.

857
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 1: Wait, there was the art one, the ghost one, and

858
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: the one.

859
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 2: I liked, the one without me one where you literally

860
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 2: filmed it. That's where I got Ernie from Ernie. That's

861
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,439
Speaker 2: where the nickname Ernie came from.

862
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 1: We should honestly post the horse one. I don't have it.

863
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 3: I have it.

864
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 6: I think I still have the link. It's like unlisted

865
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 6: on YouTube. We could download it four YouTube people.

866
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: I just had the m k V, the m P

867
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: four for the last.

868
00:40:55,840 --> 00:41:01,240
Speaker 6: Twelve transitions that they need for us, and I was like, oh.

869
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 3: No tin no shade.

870
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:06,280
Speaker 6: But I mean no, no shade, no all te no shade.

871
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,760
Speaker 3: It was very crazy.

872
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 2: You look insane.

873
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 3: I can't believe it looks smart.

874
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 2: Also, you having the air ponds in.

875
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 1: Like I have the craziest nausea ever right now. I

876
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 1: really cannot eat before this podcast, I'm like, I just

877
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:25,879
Speaker 1: like burped throat already looked so wet and like so.

878
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 2: It was not because me and Josie had a breakfast

879
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 2: that was divine, that was to die for the.

880
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 9: Protein wreck and that was good.

881
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 2: We had a breakfast that was to die.

882
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: For Toney ran in the Hell and Mirror Barbara Corkoran.

883
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 6: Really fucking Babs, y'all were being lovely about her. She

884
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 6: is an awful, awful human. She literally looks the way

885
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 6: is she bad?

886
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,280
Speaker 3: She's a good person, Barbara.

887
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,359
Speaker 6: I'm just saying she's not standing to look at her

888
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,919
Speaker 6: or hear her. She hasn't made a deal on Shark

889
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 6: Tank in like three seasons. She just always said I don't.

890
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 2: Get it, okay, because she's real.

891
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:04,240
Speaker 3: Has wooden teeth, and she has leave her skin. She

892
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 3: is lovely.

893
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 6: I love her, but like girl, we gotta She's had

894
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 6: a knee surgery three times.

895
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 3: That's crazy.

896
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:14,239
Speaker 2: That's not that crazy. She's like an older woman. Why

897
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 2: do you have to get knee surgery? Do your niece

898
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:16,720
Speaker 2: just stop working?

899
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 1: Arthritis?

900
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 2: Arthritis author this dick Arthur Wright tits. This whole episode

901
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 2: has just been like us arguing and then YO say it,

902
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 2: interrupting and saying nothing for.

903
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 1: Like twenty minutes, bone Apple Tea. I wish you could

904
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: have seen his full body.

905
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 3: That was so crazy.

906
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: Let me describe you for him, for the viewers the listeners.

907
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:52,760
Speaker 1: He's wearing. His ass is volumptuous, his pants are ill fitting.

908
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 2: Ill fitting, but around his volumptuous cheeks.

909
00:42:58,239 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 3: How is that?

910
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 2: OK? You can't just arch your back a little bit

911
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 2: and just show that part of your body.

912
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 3: And then I literally can't watch me.

913
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: Ooh, watch me, watch me ooh ooh.

914
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, but this is like kind of a big deal.

915
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,839
Speaker 2: I got the fuck out of here.

916
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 1: When I oversleep, I'm taking a new mindset on it.

917
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: I'm not freaking out about being late. I'm just saying, oh,

918
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: my body needed more sleep, because that's the truth, and

919
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: my health comes first. What do you think of that?

920
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 2: I think that's a sweet sentiment, But I can't live

921
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 2: like that because I am a greedy, gluttonous bitch. And

922
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 2: when I oversleep, it's literally not because I need it.

923
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 2: It's because I just like like doing it and it

924
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 2: feels really good for me.

925
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: I want it.

926
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:49,239
Speaker 2: I can sleep like no other fucking human like I

927
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 2: literally I could go to sleep at ten pm and

928
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,959
Speaker 2: sleep until twelve the next day, and not in any

929
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 2: world does my body need fourteen hours of sleep? Like,

930
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 2: I'm not doing anything that entail that kind of rest

931
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:01,760
Speaker 2: for my body.

932
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 1: I'm very neurotic about my sleep. I'm like, I only

933
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: need six to eight hours, I'm only going to get

934
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:09,239
Speaker 1: it and then I wake up and I start my day.

935
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: But when I do sleep in. You know what's funny

936
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: is I wrote that note down and then I saw

937
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 1: a TikTok the next day of someone making fun of

938
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,720
Speaker 1: literally those exact same words. They were like someone who's

939
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,399
Speaker 1: a morning person who slept in and they quoted literally that,

940
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I wouldn't claim I'm a

941
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,240
Speaker 1: morning person. I fucking hate being up in the morning.

942
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: But if I'm not up in the morning, I feel

943
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: like I wasted my day and I hate it.

944
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that I do feel like I wasted

945
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 2: my day, but I'm just like whatever. Because also when

946
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 2: I wake up too early, like I freak out because

947
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't have anything to do, like unless

948
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 2: I have activities that I need to get done through

949
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 2: the day, then I'm like, oh, I need to wake

950
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 2: up early. But like, there's no reason for me to

951
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 2: be awake before nine am. There's no reason, like for

952
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 2: Enya humanser to be awake before nine am in the morning.

953
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 2: There is not a Samad reason because I don't go

954
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 2: to sleep until one or two. So what in God's

955
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 2: fucking name am I supposed to be doing for the

956
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 2: next seventeen hours.

957
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: Literally like, no, I don't need that. We're going to

958
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: the gym at ten am.

959
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 2: True, but like still see, I don't need to be

960
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 2: up before nine am for that. I wish I was

961
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 2: the kind of morning person who's like, yeah, like it's

962
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 2: nine am right now. I woke up at six, I

963
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 2: went to the gym, I took a shower, I had

964
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 2: a little breakfast, and now I'm just like starting my day.

965
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 1: Someone's talking about me.

966
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,720
Speaker 2: No, you're just like you No, you're losing your ability

967
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 2: to hear because you're unhealthy. I saw on TikTok that

968
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 2: it was like it was like when I was like, oh,

969
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 2: I was like no, girl, you feel good because you

970
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 2: had a meal and you were like girl, chill. People

971
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 2: were like, which, this is like sweet like to think about,

972
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 2: but like they were like, she shouldn't.

973
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: Have said that before he got to don't say it.

974
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: I can't talk about my eating habits and yeah, and then.

975
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 2: I was like okay, like I'm talking about my friend

976
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 2: who eats talkies for every meal, and then it's shocked

977
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:03,879
Speaker 2: when he eats a real meal and is like.

978
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: Guys, I get my cavalies. One way or another, I'm

979
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: getting those.

980
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 2: Kinds that belly, but sometimes not the correct way.

981
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: I'll fill his loads. No, I've been drinking so much

982
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 1: protein it's crazy. I'll drink collagen in the morning and

983
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: then in the afternoon I just drink regular protein and

984
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: it's lit boots.

985
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:30,439
Speaker 2: I literally can't believe that you were like, I feel

986
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 2: like you would still do it, but now you've been

987
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 2: having meals, so it's like not as crazy, but I

988
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 2: literally like I can't stress enough. It is not a

989
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,399
Speaker 2: joke that Drew literally survived for like four years off

990
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 2: of hot Cheetahs.

991
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 1: It was even slim Gems. It was hot Cheetos, Red

992
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: Bull and slim Gems like that is literally that was

993
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: my meals. And I would be like, dude, why the

994
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: fuck do I feel like shit all the time? And

995
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: it's because, like I'm it's not exaggerate and it's not

996
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: even on some like ed shit where I was like

997
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: I can't eat.

998
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 2: No, it's literally just because you like it.

999
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: It was I was gluttonous and I was giving my

1000
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: body what my brain wanted, not what it needed. And

1001
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: I I have no idea how I'm still alive and

1002
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm always like, why am I so constipated? It's because

1003
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 1: I ruined my body for four years. I ruined my body.

1004
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, because before we moved in together, I feel like

1005
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 2: he used to eat God oh, but that you always

1006
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 2: eat better when you live with your parents, because like

1007
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 2: your parents are like, let's go eat blah blah blah blah.

1008
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 2: And like also when we were on tour, it was

1009
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 2: like different because it was like we were like being

1010
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 2: given food. Yeah, so like you you were getting food,

1011
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 2: but it literally was like you were like the classic

1012
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 2: case of like man lives on his own is like, h.

1013
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 1: Bro, what I have to feed myself? What the fuck?

1014
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 2: How am I supposed to do? How am I supposed

1015
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 2: to buy food three times a day?

1016
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: But like, actually that is something I've been thinking about

1017
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: a lot, is like how the fuck do people eat

1018
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,799
Speaker 1: three times a day? Like it is hard for me

1019
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: to do. I've been doing it lately and it is

1020
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: actually really difficult, And I don't get how people are

1021
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: to do that. And I think that's just big food

1022
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: planting these little lies in our head, just like big

1023
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 1: milk told us everybody need big milk. Everybody needed milk.

1024
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 1: Go know the fuck we don't. We do not need

1025
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 1: count Also.

1026
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 2: Everybody like eats so differently, like some people like that's

1027
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 2: like a for the bitches who are working up at

1028
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 2: six am. Go ahead and have your three meals mix,

1029
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 2: miss bitch, Like you literally have so much time to bitch.

1030
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 2: If I was waking up at six am, I'd have

1031
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 2: four meals just to have something.

1032
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 1: You think you can get monkey pucks from the gym.

1033
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,879
Speaker 2: That's I'm not kidding. I was thinking about that last night,

1034
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 2: hmmm hmmm, because of like sweat and like the steam

1035
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 2: room and like things like that. I was like thinking

1036
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 2: about that.

1037
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 1: Gross, I need the monkey pocks vaccine.

1038
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 2: I think I think I can give it to you.

1039
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 2: I'll make a concoction and I'll just.

1040
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: Make a holistic conco make something up. Yeah, I'll make

1041
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: s I'll get something wrong, I'll get you something.

1042
00:48:59,440 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 3: All right.

1043
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 1: Well did you hear that?

1044
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 9: No?

1045
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:02,839
Speaker 2: Did you hit your fucking hand?

1046
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: No, it just almost broke. I leaned back on it

1047
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: and just like I.

1048
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 2: Thought, you did the thing where you embarrassed yourself by

1049
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 2: like hitting your head and you're like, oh my god,

1050
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 2: did you like hear my god? All right? Well that's

1051
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 2: it for the most foul episode yet.

1052
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,479
Speaker 1: Because Kai was in a bad mood the whole time,

1053
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,240
Speaker 1: he didn't even care what I cared.

1054
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 4: I was taking notes the whole time. Sometimes my depression

1055
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 4: just flares up.

1056
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 2: Oh my god, didn't you ask though, Like, let's let's

1057
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 2: be over.

1058
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 4: No, okay, you guys didn't ask. I'm okay. Honestly, I

1059
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 4: think I got three hours of sleep last night. Oh yeah,

1060
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 4: what time did you sleep? I got in bed at

1061
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 4: like midnight, and then I just kept waking up with

1062
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 4: my heart racing. That's the worst vibe ever, just freaking out.

1063
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: That fucking sucks.

1064
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 2: You should take like a chill pill or something.

1065
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:13,720
Speaker 4: Those aren't real. Oh, actually, that's.

1066
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 2: We just need to change the verbie, the verbiage of

1067
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:21,560
Speaker 2: that it's a chill pod. I actually do think I'm

1068
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 2: gonna start taking like CBD gummies like around with me,

1069
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 2: because the way I freak out and explode things in

1070
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 2: my brain recently is actually like becoming a problem. Like

1071
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 2: the simplest issues send me on the craziest spiral, and

1072
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 2: I am like a cunt and evil and crazy to

1073
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 2: everybody in my vicinity because I'm freaking out and genuinely

1074
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 2: like I'm like, oh, my god, there's there's a solution,

1075
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 2: but I can't think of it because I'm too busy

1076
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 2: thinking about all the bad things that could happen if

1077
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 2: I don't come to a solution. And then people around

1078
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 2: me are trying to help me, and I'm like, no,

1079
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 2: you don't understand. You literally cannot fucking help me because

1080
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 2: you don't know what, like what's happening to me right now.

1081
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 2: And then twenty minutes later, I'm like, oh my god,

1082
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 2: I was a little crazy to know.

1083
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 1: Huh, you just need to take a chill fill.

1084
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, but not actually, Like I don't want to be

1085
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 2: medicated for that feeling. I just want to like drink

1086
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 2: that like CBD. Yeah, I just want to not do that,

1087
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 2: Like I don't want to have to take medication for

1088
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 2: being like an anxiety ridden crazy girl recently. So I

1089
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 2: think I'm gonna start drinking those like what are they like,

1090
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 2: the mad tasty CBD drinks. I'm gonna start drinking those.

1091
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh sleigh Merchant shipping out today.

1092
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 2: What's your media of the week. My media of the

1093
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 2: week is the rehearsal by Nathan Fielder. So good. He's crazy,

1094
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 2: He's so good at what he does.

1095
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 1: That's it for the combine everybody Dick writing for him? Bro,

1096
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: he's not even that good.

1097
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 2: And then my Media of the week is just two

1098
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 2: new albums, be Topia and Gemini. Right, those are like

1099
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: the albums I've been like throwing on. And then I

1100
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 2: have like a few other things that I will be

1101
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 2: continuing to gate keep because that's what I do. And

1102
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 2: I still don't care and you can't make me not.

1103
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 1: I have one song from Media of the Week and

1104
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 1: it's ain't nobody straight in.

1105
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 2: L a oh, ain't nobody straight? This was my media

1106
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 2: a long time ago.

1107
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: So gay.

1108
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 2: That s in l It's true.

1109
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 1: Except for me, Okay, I mean on the Beach by

1110
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 1: DJ Assault.

1111
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 2: And are you fucking serious?

1112
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,879
Speaker 1: Mystery of Love? But I don't know how to say

1113
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 1: his name and.

1114
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 2: Stephen, hey, come here, come here way, I.

1115
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: Don't so Hi. You know how you came to me

1116
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: and you were like, okay, we need to niff the rumors,

1117
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 1: the short rumors in the bud, right, which I mean.

1118
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 2: Like calling calling something that you're insecure about a rumor

1119
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 2: is a really good way to deflect, Like, I will

1120
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 2: give that to you.

1121
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 4: You have no idea, I'll get any comment that.

1122
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 1: Okay, Well he's five two right, yeah and half. So

1123
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: I got you something off Amazon to make you feel

1124
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:48,800
Speaker 1: a little bit better about your care because.

1125
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,080
Speaker 2: And I got that telling the truth.

1126
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: In Souls that you put in your new sneaker that

1127
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:58,839
Speaker 1: make you grow by about four inches. Come on, look

1128
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: you put them on and it's inside your sneaker. Look

1129
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 1: and you'll be so tall and then its you and

1130
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: then you'll be a solid like five five four. Yeah,

1131
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: so you tired of me?

1132
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 4: Why did you buy this?

1133
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:20,400
Speaker 2: Kai is taller than in theory?

1134
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,879
Speaker 1: I buy them for you. I actually want to see

1135
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 1: if they work there.

1136
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,360
Speaker 2: Kay. The thing is what you lack in height, you

1137
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 2: make up for in personality.

1138
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 4: Okay, but I don't lack anything, and I'm objectively.

1139
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 2: So you go from like five ft two and a

1140
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 2: half and then with your personality you get to like

1141
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 2: a five point four and one third.

1142
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: The heavy Okay, so you guys don't no, Yeah, the

1143
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 1: that to make you taller.

1144
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's even more.

1145
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:08,800
Speaker 1: I heard three walked over there. Look you can put it.

1146
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 1: Should we put one more each?

1147
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,879
Speaker 2: No, let's just we don't want them to get too

1148
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 2: tall because it'll be like it'll like.

1149
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 1: Shock you of your shoe as well.

1150
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you need to your foot isn't in your shoes?

1151
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 3: Frigging me out?

1152
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 2: Wait is your foot in your shoe? Get your sneaky

1153
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:35,359
Speaker 2: as foot out there.

1154
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 1: Oh it was fully in. These are crange?

1155
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, okay, do you want to be we

1156
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 2: need to do.

1157
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 1: We need to measure you before and then measure you after.

1158
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 2: Well, we don't have a measuring tape.

1159
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 1: We'll use my penis because it's four feet tall. Your

1160
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 1: penis is yeah, and you're not all people to say

1161
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,320
Speaker 1: that how you know the truth.

1162
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 2: So you're saying that this is crazy that your foot

1163
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:05,799
Speaker 2: was in there.

1164
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 6: I thought you.

1165
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 1: Wasn't there, Like, what shoes are these made for? What

1166
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 1: do you w who? What shoes are these made for?

1167
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 2: You can? But so you wear jeans with it?

1168
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 3: Is this obvious?

1169
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 1: It doesnt make you taller though. Wow, it's actually like

1170
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 1: almost unnoticeable.

1171
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 2: Wait the side talk.

1172
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 3: Wait, why are you actually so tall?

1173
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:52,359
Speaker 4: Now?

1174
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 3: She's actually so tall? Now? Holy, I don't like saying this.

1175
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 3: You like that, but if I was five five, well.

1176
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 1: Happen Okay, now you're like six one with those in

1177
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,799
Speaker 1: like yeah, they give you like a I'm sure.

1178
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 4: That those zeros will see it and they'll be like,

1179
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:15,720
Speaker 4: he's not five, he's normal size, and now he's my sister.

1180
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 1: Wait, why this guy kind of love him?

1181
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 3: It would be so nice.

1182
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 1: Does it feel weird?

1183
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 3: Can I try.

1184
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 4: What this is like an installer?

1185
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 1: Does it feel weird like their feet are gonna fly out?

1186
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 1: Or do they kind of like taller than this? Yeah,

1187
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: he's yeah, he's huge.

1188
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 2: Now we're just playing.

1189
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 3: Oh well, I.

1190
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 2: Know it and getting home and taking your heels off.

1191
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 3: Basically we're normally yeah. Also if we're at eye line.

1192
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:25,480
Speaker 2: Well, because because you chronically stys stand on your toes,

1193
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 2: which is why you have stilts on because we feel

1194
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 2: bad because you're gonna get arthritis in those toes if

1195
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 2: you don't start stop like stepping on it.

1196
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 1: And you have the world's largest calves. It's crazy you

1197
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 1: have big calves.

1198
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 2: You are serving today, But it's probably because you have.

1199
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: Been working out. Yeah, because when you walked in, I

1200
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 1: was like, you're like big right now.

1201
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 2: Today wearing your heels back to the.

1202
00:58:56,840 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 1: To the computer click fas.

1203
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 2: All right, Well, thank you guys so much for watching.

1204
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 2: I hope you have a beautiful day. Should we rub

1205
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 2: noses a little Eskimo kiss. No, I couldn't get. Also,

1206
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 2: that video that it's like looks like me and Drew

1207
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 2: were kissing is real. And before we did that, he

1208
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 2: ate a handful of fucking doritos and he smelled so

1209
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 2: fucking gross, and I couldn't believe he did that.

1210
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: I ate doritos and then we fake kissed and he

1211
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 1: was like, did you eat?

1212
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 2: Because I was laughing while we were doing it, and

1213
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 2: we were just like looking at each other and laughing,

1214
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 2: and I was like, he smells.

1215
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 1: Atast at least it wasn't garlic.

1216
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 2: It's I would argue that the artificial smell of cheese

1217
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,080
Speaker 2: doritos is worse than garlic.

1218
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: Cheesy breath, cheesy breast.

1219
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 2: All right, thank you so much, baby Me Andrew have

1220
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 2: to go because I have to oil up his breasts

1221
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 2: and rub my my clitterus against his nipple.

1222
00:59:56,440 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 1: No, you're gonna milk me, yeah, with my bos

1223
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 2: And bye