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Speaker 1: I want to hear something crazy. Yeah, dude, it's Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: How crazy.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, And maybe you're

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Speaker 1: just gonna guess it right off the bat and ruin

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Speaker 1: the break like you normally don't.

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Speaker 3: Know, which is fine.

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Speaker 2: I want to guess even more.

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Speaker 1: A certain product hit the one billion dollar mark in

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Speaker 1: sales last year for the first time since nineteen eighty three.

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Speaker 2: Come on, any.

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Speaker 1: Rubik's c slinkys neon leg warmers.

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Speaker 3: What are you thinking?

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Speaker 2: Do we get a category? Is it a toy?

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Speaker 4: Is it a something?

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Speaker 3: Since nineteen eighty three? The clapper?

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Speaker 5: What's that? Barby Ruxton Doll, Teddy Rutan, Eddy Ruxman.

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Speaker 1: The answer is vinyl records. The Recording Industry Association of

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Speaker 1: America says it surpassed a billion dollars in vinyl record

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Speaker 1: sales for the first time in over forty years.

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Speaker 4: Resurgeon, I've been thinking about getting a player because now

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Speaker 4: they're making them the hook into your smart speakers like

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Speaker 4: they're not.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Streaming is dead and we're going backwards to records and

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Speaker 1: cassette tapes.

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Speaker 2: Bring back to eight track and the reason.

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Speaker 1: The reason why Taylor Swift's Life of a show Girl

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Speaker 1: actually played a big part in it because she released

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Speaker 1: eight different variants of the same record only on vinyl.

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Speaker 2: I think we gave away on our show instead tickets.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Taylor Swift needs more of our money.

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Speaker 2: They're fun to buy people.

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Speaker 1: Also, K Pop Demon Hunters was a popular buye where

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Speaker 1: forty seven million records of that were sold compared to

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Speaker 1: just twenty nine million CDs.

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Speaker 3: That's crazy that CDs are still a thing.

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Speaker 4: Who knew the younger the audience, the more vinyl that

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Speaker 4: is being sold, that is a wild thing.

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Speaker 1: One man who firmly has his fingers on the pulse

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Speaker 1: of trends, and I prefer his finger over mine for sure.

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Speaker 3: Digital Jake, take us away.

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Speaker 1: With your finger to the shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: I will follow you anywhere, sir.

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Speaker 3: March Madness is here. It means a bunch of things.

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Speaker 3: It means productivity is down, emotions are up. Janet from

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Speaker 3: Accounting is suddenly the Office's number one college basketball experts.

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Speaker 3: But this turnin isn't just about the games. It's about

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Speaker 3: the bottomless caso dips, the stuffed jalapeno poppers, and the

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Speaker 3: towers of triple bacon wrapped butter bombs. By week two.

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Speaker 3: The only thing more busted than your bracket is your waistline.

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Speaker 3: Oh and that's why today, in honor of the NCAA Tournament,

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Speaker 3: we're doing a special Bracket of Bad Decisions edition of

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Speaker 3: twenty of twenty. You'll say number one through twenty. I'll

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Speaker 3: give you two delicious menu items from popular chain restaurants.

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Speaker 3: You just have to tell me which one is worst

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Speaker 3: for you, as in more calories. Get it right, you

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Speaker 3: can stay in the game. Let's start with the woman

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Speaker 3: who isn't sure if Marquette is a school or a

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Speaker 3: type of toast with cinnamon and butter. It's all exes.

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Speaker 3: Round one with a sugar show down. Which is worse

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Speaker 3: a Cinnabon Classic roll or a Starbucks frappuccino Grande size?

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Speaker 3: Which one has more calories?

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Speaker 2: By worse you mean better?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, bet sure.

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Speaker 2: Starbucks FRAPs just have so much in him.

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Speaker 4: You got the whipped cream, the whole milk, the comembers,

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Speaker 4: a flavor you get.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, you judge everyone who buys them. You're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: are you sure you want this? At seven am? So

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say a frap is worse.

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Speaker 3: For you X, it says. The frappuccino's more calories. No,

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Speaker 3: the Cinnabon Classic role eight hundred and eighty calories, number

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Speaker 3: seven grams of fat. The Grande Frappuccino three hundred and

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Speaker 3: seventy calories and sixteen fat. Oh, it's like a health beverage.

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Speaker 2: Yah.

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Speaker 3: One is coffee and the other is essentially a frosted brick.

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Speaker 5: The new Cinnamon Latte tastes like a cinnamon real kindness,

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Speaker 5: Brook were.

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Speaker 3: Over to you. Three is off the board.

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Speaker 2: I want to go. Bad Decisions Number fifteen.

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Speaker 3: The one seed has entered the chat, which is worse

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Speaker 3: for your body? The outback Steakhouse Bloomin Onion or Chili's Honey, Chipotle,

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Speaker 3: Crispers and waffles.

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Speaker 2: I don't know the second one chicken and waffles. Oh,

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Speaker 2: just a chicken and waffles situation. I mean, God, that

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Speaker 2: bloomin onion.

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Speaker 6: You know, remember when it came out and when we

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Speaker 6: were a society that was always worried about calories.

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Speaker 3: I don't remember when it came out.

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Speaker 5: It's always been around.

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Speaker 3: But I don't understand. It's an onion. How can an

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Speaker 3: onion be bad? For you.

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Speaker 4: It's like the breading and the fact that they I

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Speaker 4: don't know what they fried in They the.

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Speaker 6: Dim Yeah, I'm gonna say Applebe's didn't make enough headlines

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Speaker 6: for their dish.

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Speaker 2: So give me bloomin onion.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good thinks the bloomin onion has more calories than

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Speaker 3: the honey Chipotle Crispers and Waffles. No, so like in

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Speaker 3: order to you can brook just today, the bluemin onion

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Speaker 3: is around nineteen hundred and fifty calories and one hundred

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Speaker 3: and fifty five grams of fat. The Crispers and Waffles

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Speaker 3: twenty six hundred calories, a little bit less one hundred

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Speaker 3: and forty grams of fat, but seven hundred more calories

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Speaker 3: Ose three and fifteen are off the board eight wonderful

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Speaker 3: for the diabetic. It's the dessert round, which is worse

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Speaker 3: for chloric intake. A large Dairy Queen blizzard or a

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Speaker 3: large McDonald's mcflir so comparable. That's why it's hard.

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Speaker 5: I mean, you would think Dairy Queen makes a better product.

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Speaker 5: That's their bread and butter. Well, that's their ice and sugar.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: You're seeing how big the large blizzards are.

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Speaker 4: They are literally like shy, enormous, like it literally takes

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Speaker 4: two hands to holds.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I convinced myself to go back to McDonald's

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Speaker 1: brooks fat shaming blizzards, so I don't appreciate it.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with my instincts. In the same Mcdonald'ssey says,

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Speaker 3: the mcflurry has more calories the large blizzard eleven hundred

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Speaker 3: calories and forty five grams of fat. The mcflurry just

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Speaker 3: six hundred and forty calories and twenty one grams of fat.

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Speaker 5: Hey, that's like a diet.

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Speaker 3: The Blizzard's not a snack. It's a lifestyle. So don't

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Speaker 3: worry about the numbers. We're zero for three and I've

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Speaker 3: never been happier. We're doing bracket madness for a bunch

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Speaker 3: of high caloric foods, and there's no chance I'm getting

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Speaker 3: shocked at all. So let's just go over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Cinderella sixteen sixteen seed Fairley Dickinson.

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Speaker 3: Okay, which is worse the olive garden Fetichini alfredo or

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Speaker 3: the cheesecake factory Feta Genie Alfredo.

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Speaker 2: A tough one, don't they melt a thing of cheesecat

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Speaker 2: right into.

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Speaker 1: I know they've gotta be very similar, but I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna go off of the names of the restaurants. What

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Speaker 1: sounds healthier, cheesecake or Olive Garden.

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Speaker 3: Basically a health restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say cheesecake factory is much wet.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey's going with cheesecake factory.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 3: Our friends at the Olive Garden, they're Fetedini Alfredo is

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Speaker 3: thirteen hundred and ten calories. The cheesecake factory Fetichii Alfredo

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Speaker 3: is two thousand and forty calories and one hundred and

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Speaker 3: thirty one grams of fat, almost twice the fats.

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Speaker 1: That's a daily when you're ordering your final meal.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey, very good job. You have one today's edition of

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Speaker 3: twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: Your job.

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Speaker 1: Since I win the bracketology, I'm gonna get to choose

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Speaker 1: who gets shot.

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Speaker 3: They're gonna say good job.

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Speaker 1: Space jam by Quad City DJs, and I don't like

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Speaker 1: Jose kissing up to me?

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Speaker 3: Have you talking a shock?

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Speaker 5: Jokes on you? I love this song.

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Speaker 3: Everybody get us.

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Speaker 2: It's time to slam.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 4: We got a real jamp.

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Speaker 5: He's going down now. Welcomes out of space jamp.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna sell a billion vinyl records of Jose's rendition

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Speaker 1: of that that was so good to your shock collar

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Speaker 1: question of the day, broken Jeffrey in the morning,