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Speaker 1: This just in It's the Jewble Show.

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Speaker 2: Doctors say that two to three kiwi's a day can

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Speaker 2: effectively treat constipation.

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Speaker 1: In a related story, doctors are idiots. I put three

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Speaker 1: up there yesterday and nothing has happened. Oh no, no.

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Speaker 1: See how easy it is to create fake news.

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Speaker 2: That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly

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Speaker 2: named segment real News or Fake News, where I read

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Speaker 2: a news story that's gone viral this week, and you

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Speaker 2: have to tell me if it's a fake.

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Speaker 1: One or a real news story.

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Speaker 2: It is a lot harder than you think, and it's

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Speaker 2: always fun, and we'll do real news or fake news

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Speaker 2: right after this breaking.

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Speaker 1: News right here on the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 2: You heard it here first, US circumcision rates continue to drop,

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Speaker 2: more proof that Americans don't like tipping.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewble Show and it's time.

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Speaker 2: For real news or fake news, the segment where we

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Speaker 2: bring you a news story from the week that's gone

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Speaker 2: viral and you have to tell me if it's a

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Speaker 2: real news story or a fake news story that people

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Speaker 2: actually believed. Let's do it right now. Test your skills

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Speaker 2: at spotting fake news. Here's is your first headline for

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Speaker 2: real news or fake news. AI detective's arrest team for

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Speaker 2: chip bag weapon in beta trial testing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. Here's the details of

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Speaker 1: the story.

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Speaker 2: This is out of London and what's being called a

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Speaker 2: wake up call for humanity. A new AI powered detective

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Speaker 2: system in the UK has made international headlines after its

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Speaker 2: first prosecution. A seventeen year old was arrested under suspicion

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Speaker 2: of carrying a weapon and when the weapon turned out

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Speaker 2: to be a crumpled bag of cool ranch Dorito's Oh no.

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Speaker 2: The arrest took place last Thursday in a suburban town

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Speaker 2: outside of Manchester in the UK's newly launched Apex Sentinel

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Speaker 2: AI Detective Service or ASSADS, is undergoing beta testing. The teenager,

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Speaker 2: who his name is being withheld due to law, sat

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Speaker 2: on a bench eating a bag of Doritos when the

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Speaker 2: Apex Sentinel AI Detective Service unit flagged the bag as

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Speaker 2: a metal like object with hostile configuration and the robot

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Speaker 2: has the ability to apprehend and take people into custody,

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Speaker 2: it promptly arrested the boy and transported him to the

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Speaker 2: police station, where he was then booked and put into

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Speaker 2: a holding cell until human officers checked data and camera

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Speaker 2: footage and saw that the boy was arrested for.

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Speaker 1: Just eating a bag of chips.

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Speaker 2: Wow, apparently this machine has also arrested a juggling street

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Speaker 2: performer fat for wielding a weapon and a nursing mother

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Speaker 2: for indecent exposure. Oh, it has been decommissioned while they

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Speaker 2: quote work out the kinks.

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Speaker 1: Quote is this a real new story or a fake

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Speaker 1: news story? I feel like I have to go with fake.

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Speaker 2: I can't imagine like a terminator type object walking around

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Speaker 1: I just can't. I have to go with fake. In

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Speaker 1: the same fake victoria. You think it's real or fake?

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Speaker 2: I want to say real, but also I think it's

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Speaker 2: fake because you could easily just throw a glass of

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Speaker 2: water on that guy.

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Speaker 1: And there he goes malfunctioning. This is a real news story.

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Speaker 1: Who show you how that is getting with AI?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Day?

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Speaker 1: Now you can just get arrested for standing and eating

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Speaker 1: a back of chet.

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Speaker 2: Luckily it has been decommissioned until they work out the

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Speaker 2: kinks whatever they're sorry, Yeah, exactly, that's terrifying. Here's another

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Speaker 2: headline for real news or fake news? The segment where

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Speaker 2: I give you a news story that's gone viral this

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Speaker 2: news story or a fake one that people actually believed.

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Speaker 2: Here is another headline, Florida man busted for illegal male

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Speaker 2: enlargement clinic inside of his nineteen ninety four Toyota camera.

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Speaker 1: Wow, real just because of Florida.

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Speaker 2: I mean, once you hear in Florida, you can already

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Speaker 2: kind of assume that it might be real.

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Speaker 1: But this story is insane.

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Speaker 2: Here's the details In one of the more absurd episodes

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Speaker 1: Detectives have arrested thirty.

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Speaker 2: Eight year old Orlando Doc Ramirez for allegedly performing illegal

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Speaker 2: peep enhancements in the back of his green nineteen ninety

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Speaker 2: Police say Ramirez advertised his quick book suite on Instagram

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Speaker 2: under the handle at Camory Clinic and then numbers after it.

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Speaker 2: Battery cables became clamps and a ring light doubled as

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Speaker 2: Ramira's allegedly charged clients between two hundred and eight hundred

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Speaker 2: the crazy part of the story is all of the

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Speaker 2: procedures that he did in his Toyota Camra eighteen total

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Speaker 2: to him in a heartbeat because he did such a

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Speaker 2: good job. No a lot on YouTube, you really can Okay,

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Speaker 2: So is this a real news story or a fake

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Speaker 2: news story? Florida man busted for illegal mail enlargement clinic

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Speaker 2: inside of his Toyota Camra. I'm really leaning towards fake

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Speaker 2: because if something happens, can't you bleed out from that

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Speaker 2: part of the.

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Speaker 1: Body and like be done? Skis Yeah, I'm sure. No.

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Speaker 2: It's shocking that eighteen people, eighteen people trusted this guy

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Speaker 2: that says he's a doctor in his nineteen ninety four

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Speaker 1: I think that Victoria think it's real or fan I

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Speaker 1: think it's real? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: It's a Florida man in the back of his camera

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Speaker 2: absolutely real, and our healthcare system in this country is

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Speaker 2: so bad. I'd be like, hey, man, you're in a

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Speaker 2: nineteen ninety four to Camray. Pretty sure you're not a doctor,

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Speaker 2: but can you give me in this week at least?

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Speaker 2: Like I'm wait like a month.

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Speaker 1: Yeah on YouTube? Yeah you do have that, bro, this

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Speaker 1: is a real news story. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well the man busted for a legal male largement clinic

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Speaker 2: inside of his nineteen ninety four Toyota camera.

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Speaker 1: I have to see one. I think he is busted.

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Speaker 1: While he was like mid procedure, like just let me

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Speaker 1: finish this up, and the.

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Speaker 2: Person he's doing it on is like, please let him finish.

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Speaker 2: Here's another headline for real news or fake news. The

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Speaker 2: Your next headline is a French police make arrest in

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Speaker 2: Louver museum heist but can't understand confessions. Oh, French police

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Speaker 2: make arrests in Louver museum heightst but can't understand the confessions.

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Speaker 1: Here is the news story.

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Speaker 2: After an estimated one hundred million dollars worth of jewels

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Speaker 2: were stolen at the Louver in Paris. The museum director

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Speaker 2: was someone to appear before French lawmakers amid the going

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Speaker 2: investigation and manhunt, and they actually have arrested three people

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Speaker 2: that they believe are the culprits.

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Speaker 1: Who stole the jewels from the Louver.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, the story says they arrested three mimes who still

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Speaker 2: had the jewels on them and when questioned, the mimes

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Speaker 2: won't give any details because well, they're mimes.

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Speaker 1: Is that a real new story or a fake news story? Fake?

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Speaker 2: I thought, I just read that they melted it down already.

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Speaker 1: Ye hundred percent fake.

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Speaker 2: But the sad part is there are some people that

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Speaker 2: actually believed it because it went viral, so they were

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Speaker 2: sharing the mimes we got busted for the museum ice.

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Speaker 1: I believe that people believe that. Yeah, I believe