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Speaker 1: Today fed up by attracting an ant infestation with my

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Speaker 1: sweet man juices, I can't help. And if my nut

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Speaker 1: juice is so sweet that these little ants gotta get

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Speaker 1: a fip. Yeah, no, the whole colony'd be trying to

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Speaker 1: joel compony. I got a queen all over me, baby, Oh,

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Speaker 1: queens and queens. He's putting in the work for the workers.

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Speaker 1: That's right. My girlfriend just recently moved across the country

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Speaker 1: and started a new job. Between long shifts and the

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Speaker 1: fact that our roommates are my parents, we haven't had

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Speaker 1: exactly that many opportunities for some intimacy. I see what

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Speaker 1: you're saying. So about two weeks ago, she got home

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Speaker 1: early and decided to take a nap. Well, your boy

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Speaker 1: was horned up like a man possessed. So I went

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom and worked one out. Oh yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was a spur of a moment thing. So I ended

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Speaker 1: up expelling my man juices in the bathtub. There's so

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Speaker 1: many better places, bro, like the toilet tissue. But then

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Speaker 1: you gotta like, well, you got to stand over it. Otherwise,

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Speaker 1: if you're sitting, you gotta can sit down. You know,

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Speaker 1: this is the f up. I don't know what I

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Speaker 1: was thinking, but I just left it there. What are

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Speaker 1: you doing, bro, Someone's gonna find it or something. Bro.

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Speaker 1: If someone slipped on it and like like oh, he's

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Speaker 1: like oh, I guess I figured i'd take a shower

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Speaker 1: soon and handle it then. I don't know. It was

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Speaker 1: post nut shame slash laziness. Anyways, I went back to

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Speaker 1: my day forgot about it. About an hour and a

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Speaker 1: half later, my girlfriend woke up headed to the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: but she returned almost immediately and said, check this out.

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Speaker 1: The bathtub is spilled for the ants. I walked in

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Speaker 1: to check it out, and there were ants pouring into

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Speaker 1: the tub. There were these massive black clumps of ants

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Speaker 1: exactly where I spilled my seat earlier. She was perplexed,

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Speaker 1: and I simply washed them down the drain. But I

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Speaker 1: told her the embarrassing truth after a few minutes of

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Speaker 1: feeling weird, and she laughed her ass off at my ridiculousness.

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Speaker 1: She's always said that I tasted sweet, but I didn't

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Speaker 1: realize I was sweet enough to attract a whole colony.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh yeah,