WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Carjitsu Crazy

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<v Speaker 1>Second date, up date.

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<v Speaker 2>If you put something on your dating profile or your

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<v Speaker 2>dating app and everybody thinks it's a joke, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred percent serious.

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<v Speaker 1>What here's supposed to do?

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<v Speaker 3>Laugh at yourself a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>For example, on my JAD date profile, I wrote, my

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<v Speaker 2>mom made this dating account without my permission because she

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<v Speaker 2>is that desperate for me to find love.

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<v Speaker 3>After you made the profile, you didn't take that part.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought she did make.

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<v Speaker 4>It for it.

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<v Speaker 2>She did, and then I took it over and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I didn't make this, my mom did. The

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<v Speaker 2>women did not think it was funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm so, I think it's funny.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And one of our listeners, one of our listeners knows

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<v Speaker 2>exactly what it's like to be misunderstood on the dating apps.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Mike. So, Mike, welcome to the show man.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, how it did say.

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<v Speaker 2>In your email that women do not believe what's written

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<v Speaker 2>on your bio is actually real?

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<v Speaker 1>What's on there?

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<v Speaker 5>So? Yeah, I put on my profile that I'm a

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<v Speaker 5>car jitsu expert.

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<v Speaker 1>What carjitsu cargitsu, not jiujitsu?

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<v Speaker 2>See Brook, This is why people get confused. Even just

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<v Speaker 2>the word doesn't make it.

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<v Speaker 3>What does it mean you like grapple with automobiles.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, everyone thinks it's a made up term, right or

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<v Speaker 5>like the funny way to say, like I'm a mechanic

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<v Speaker 5>or something, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it not?

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't make that up?

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<v Speaker 5>But no, but I but I do it. It's a

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<v Speaker 5>real sport. And I could you guys a video clip

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<v Speaker 5>in my email?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do have the video clip that you said.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, let me take a second to show my co

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<v Speaker 2>host because they have not seen this yet.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready to look?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, okay, Oh I've seen.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh they're doing jiu jitsu inside a car.

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<v Speaker 1>They're fighting in a car, doors closed.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, we're in the backseat. Now. If I

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<v Speaker 3>saw at the beginning of this video, I would think

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<v Speaker 3>it was not something that was suitable for work.

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<v Speaker 4>And you know it's literally street car fighting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know they're doing jiu jitsu in the car.

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<v Speaker 5>This is how it works. Right at the start of

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<v Speaker 5>the match, you have two people stood in the driver's

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<v Speaker 5>seat and one in the passengers. Okay, okay, So now

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<v Speaker 5>once the match start, both fighters we just unbuffle ourselves immediately.

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<v Speaker 5>We just attempt to like get at the other person.

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<v Speaker 5>We tend to like subdue them in the vehicle.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is like Brook and her husband at makeout.

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<v Speaker 6>Point the other I mean spoiler, but I always win, Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>I mean is it frustrating that people don't know what

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<v Speaker 6>this is?

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<v Speaker 3>Or are you okay with it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? All the girls ask me about it and they

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<v Speaker 5>get really confused.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't that why you put it on your profile so

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<v Speaker 3>you could send them videos of your sexily grappling with men?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, first of all, I put it on my profile

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<v Speaker 5>because they ask you what your job is, right, and

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<v Speaker 5>that's my job.

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<v Speaker 1>Expert.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so I travel around internationally for this. Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 5>Europe even Asia one cool?

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, slat boxing is huge in all these other

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<v Speaker 4>countries right now, and people hus in America, but it's

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<v Speaker 4>like literally generating millions of dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>There's lots of strange, unusual sports that people don't know about,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's good that we have a backup plan for

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<v Speaker 2>when our careers go down the drains.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm going to do that pony prancing one where

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<v Speaker 3>you act like.

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<v Speaker 1>A yeah, I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, But I'm sorry Mike that we spent like ten

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<v Speaker 2>whole minutes trying to break down what car jitsu is.

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<v Speaker 3>But he's fascinating though.

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<v Speaker 1>So how does this get into you and your date

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<v Speaker 1>that you went on?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so pretty much. All the girls asked me about it, right,

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<v Speaker 5>and they get really confused. But Catherine, she said she's

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<v Speaker 5>actually seen it online before.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and Catherine is the woman that we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>be calling today.

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<v Speaker 3>You found the one person.

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<v Speaker 1>That's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>So did she like take a huge interest on your date?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>That really helped me break the ace with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, where'd you go?

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<v Speaker 5>We went to a bar and it was going all right,

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<v Speaker 5>but things started getting a little out of hands when

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<v Speaker 5>we started drinking in.

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<v Speaker 3>A fun way or a bad way.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, uh, she basically stood up and said, my boyfriend

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<v Speaker 5>will take anyone on ink.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, but she called you her boyfriend, so that's

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<v Speaker 3>do you like that or do you not like that?

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<v Speaker 5>I loved it?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow. She actually pulled out her phone and showed me

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<v Speaker 5>videos to a few tables.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, that's not horrible, but everyone was laughing.

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<v Speaker 3>Funny, it's the move from the front seat to the

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<v Speaker 3>back seat was funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Roll with another girl.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know jiu jitsu, You don't know what's happening

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<v Speaker 3>rolling around.

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<v Speaker 1>Fighting in a car. They were you offended that there

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<v Speaker 1>was laughter.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I get it's kind of different when it looks

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<v Speaker 5>unusual and a little funny. But I've been training for

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<v Speaker 5>this for years, you know, and I do make a

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<v Speaker 5>decent amount of money from this, you know, like I'm

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<v Speaker 5>living from it.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes sense to you, that's all that matters.

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<v Speaker 3>But I mean, did that ruin your date because it

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<v Speaker 3>sounds so good, like she called your boyfriend?

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<v Speaker 5>She yeah, but afterwards she realized that maybe she was

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<v Speaker 5>getting a little bit out of control.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe she's embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 5>No, well, she kept saying, you're mad, and and like, really,

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<v Speaker 5>I wasn't mad, but I was kind of getting annoying

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<v Speaker 5>annoyed that she's telling me that I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm really not. I'm going to be if

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<v Speaker 1>you keep saying that.

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<v Speaker 3>It really does sound like they're in a relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>And the fact that she.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like, look at my man, you don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>let her go. I understand why you reached out to us.

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<v Speaker 2>What's happened since that night?

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<v Speaker 5>Pretty much? Bro, she's not calling me okay.

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<v Speaker 3>All right? And do you have any idea.

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<v Speaker 5>Why she might be embarrassed? Because she was a bit drunk.

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<v Speaker 5>But I don't take anything about it, like, I still

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<v Speaker 5>think she's an amazing girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, all right, Well maybe you just need

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<v Speaker 3>a chance to tell her that, you know.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, that's why I call it. I hope you guys

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<v Speaker 5>can get her on the line.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, that is that a threat? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to make you mad or anything. Dude, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you're I'm mad. He drives to the station.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, get in.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're gonna do whatever you say here, Mike. We're

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna come back. We'll call Katherine for you, and

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<v Speaker 2>we'll make sure that you get your second date update

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<v Speaker 2>right after this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, don't hurt me, second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>We've heard a lot of people's stories on this show,

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<v Speaker 2>their professions, their interests, and hobbies.

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<v Speaker 1>This might be one of the strangest.

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<v Speaker 2>Though, because one of our listeners, Mike is a professional

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<v Speaker 2>car jujitsu fighter, Yeah, or car jitsu wrestler.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, don't know what the exact terminology is. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>m m it's like a car artist, yeah, artists whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>He is.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a pro at it. Yeah, But somebody who was

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<v Speaker 2>familiar with it and was proud of him. Was his date,

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<v Speaker 2>Catherine a little too. She was so proud that at

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<v Speaker 2>the bar, she drunkenly stood up and challenged any man

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<v Speaker 2>there to fight.

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<v Speaker 1>Her boyfriend in car jitsu.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's where the fun kind of ended, because she

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<v Speaker 2>began to sober up afterwards and started saying, are you

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<v Speaker 2>mad at me?

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<v Speaker 3>That?

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<v Speaker 1>I told everybody about that and showed them the videos.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you mad?

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<v Speaker 2>And he kept saying no, and she kept saying, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I can tell you're mad at me, You're mad?

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<v Speaker 1>And that didn't go well.

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<v Speaker 2>So now here we are days later, she might be

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<v Speaker 2>too embarrassed to talk to him again.

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<v Speaker 1>At least that's what Mike thinks. Mike, are you mad

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<v Speaker 1>at us?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean if we don't get him to.

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<v Speaker 2>Day, So, do you have any any final thoughts before

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<v Speaker 2>we call Catherine?

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<v Speaker 1>Anything else that we should know?

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<v Speaker 5>Look, I really want to see her again. I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>it's just really rare to find a girl who actually

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<v Speaker 5>knows about this and who's probably going to be willing

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<v Speaker 5>to support me through it. You know, she was literally

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<v Speaker 5>with my biggest cheerleader that night.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I can totally imagine her when you're in the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of a match or whatever. It's her banging on

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<v Speaker 3>the window, cheering for you of the car under they

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<v Speaker 3>have round girls.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, the trump and then she just comes out

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<v Speaker 4>and does.

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<v Speaker 1>A little circle.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, maybe she can get into the profession a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit too. If this works out, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>dial here right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see if she picks up. Here we go, Hello, Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this Catherine?

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<v Speaker 7>Yah?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this hey Catherine. We're a radio show.

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<v Speaker 2>We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're

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<v Speaker 2>hoping to borrow just a few minutes of your time.

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<v Speaker 1>If that's okay?

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<v Speaker 7>Uh no, did you say no?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we don't. We don't get no very often, Catherine,

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<v Speaker 3>Can I ask? Can we ask? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is?

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<v Speaker 2>We're not calling on behalf of us. We're actually calling

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<v Speaker 2>on behalf of somebody. You know, a guy named Mike

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<v Speaker 2>that you went on a date with recently.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, Oh wait, does that change things? Do you

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<v Speaker 3>want to talk to us now?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Because we don't just call random people for no reason.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is part of a segment we do called

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<v Speaker 2>second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, so sorry, we're on a mission.

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<v Speaker 4>We want to hook you back.

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<v Speaker 1>Up with Mike?

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<v Speaker 8>What what if I don't want that?

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<v Speaker 1>Though?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, here here, Jeff, Mike just wants to know if

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<v Speaker 3>he did something wrong, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he told us the story of what happened that night, and.

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<v Speaker 7>God, it sounds like a fun night.

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<v Speaker 9>It was a fun night. I have been barren there.

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<v Speaker 2>He mentioned that you stood up at one point and

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<v Speaker 2>challenged everybody in the bar to fight him in card jitsu.

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<v Speaker 3>I did do that, Okay, did anyone I'd never heard?

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<v Speaker 3>Did anyone try to take him up on that offer?

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<v Speaker 1>Or you?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess it wasn't his offer, it was. It was

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<v Speaker 3>your offer, my offer.

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<v Speaker 7>Someone did, but he didn't make it in the car,

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<v Speaker 7>his life or whoever was with him, like said absolutely, Okay,

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<v Speaker 7>you got that like.

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<v Speaker 1>A courage I can babe.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well okay, well it sounds like maybe that wasn't the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Then with the night, we're trying to help Mike figure

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<v Speaker 2>out if there was a specific reason that.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been avoiding him or not wanting to see him again.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, So here's what happened. I was embarrassed, and I

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<v Speaker 8>told my roommate about the situation, but she didn't know

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<v Speaker 8>what courgeons to us.

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<v Speaker 7>So I showed her a few videos.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah that I absolutely cannot date this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Whymate has she battled him and lost in a file.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't date my mortal enemy.

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<v Speaker 9>He No, I mean she made some valid points.

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<v Speaker 8>You know, he's a professional fighter, and so he's gonna

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<v Speaker 8>get hurt and if this turns into something more serious,

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<v Speaker 8>I'm gonna have to take care of him while he's hurt.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, isn't that every woman's dream to take care of

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<v Speaker 2>a man like a baby child.

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<v Speaker 3>Especially when they're retired. They're at their peak. It's so

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<v Speaker 3>fun to be around. They don't reminisce about the old

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<v Speaker 3>days at all. Sometimes are different.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's a good point lessay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So that just doesn't sound like fun to you.

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<v Speaker 7>It doesn't.

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<v Speaker 8>And then you know, I know that a lot of

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<v Speaker 8>football players they have that concussion sydroom when they get older.

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<v Speaker 3>Really scary. It's really scary.

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<v Speaker 9>Our distant fires don't even have the helmet.

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<v Speaker 3>So exactly, Yeah, you get really hurt in jiu jitsu. No,

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<v Speaker 3>but jiu jitsu isn't about being punched at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Cold card jitsu, Okay, get it right.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>The rules of cardiffs.

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't look like it was like the friendliest.

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<v Speaker 1>Of Brooks run.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot of times it's like the hole that's a pin,

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<v Speaker 4>it's something else. It may not be like knockout status.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think we're like way jumping the gun, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean you are thinking about twenty yeah, five steps

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<v Speaker 3>down the.

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<v Speaker 9>Line here jumping the gun. But I'm looking for something.

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<v Speaker 8>More long term, and so I pully admit.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm like, all right, if we have kids, like I

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<v Speaker 9>did that whole bit, If we have kids, how long

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<v Speaker 9>is he going to be doing carget two for like

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<v Speaker 9>he can't possibly the kids in.

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<v Speaker 3>The car.

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<v Speaker 4>Back and then they're fighting.

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<v Speaker 3>They could start in those little driver cars.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I could see why you would have some concerns

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<v Speaker 2>about the future of your guys' relationship, but we're not

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<v Speaker 2>the people to defend that. The only person that can

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<v Speaker 2>is Mike himself, and he just happens to be on

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<v Speaker 2>the other line right now, waiting to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 6>He says, No, yeah, that's how this works, Mike.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well you should not calling me because your roommate

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<v Speaker 5>thinks is too dangerous. Come on, look, look, I've trained

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<v Speaker 5>so hard for this. This is literally what I do

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<v Speaker 5>every single day. I trained hard not to get hurt.

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<v Speaker 5>That is literally my main job is not to get hurt.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you hearing that?

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<v Speaker 8>I understand that they're doing fine right now, but maybe

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<v Speaker 8>in the future.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 9>If someone wraps the seatbelt around your neck and both

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<v Speaker 9>too hard, I don't know what's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 5>I would never let that happen. Come on, I got

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<v Speaker 5>this little counter thing that I do with my two thumbs.

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<v Speaker 5>It works every single time.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa that happens.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't give away your secrets to all the card jitsu

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<v Speaker 2>listeners who might be fighting you in the future.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to give it away.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah a minute, this is like way more violent than

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<v Speaker 3>I expected it to be.

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<v Speaker 9>Maybe she's say, that's what I'm saying. This is something

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<v Speaker 9>I have to think about.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well I never realized she's concerned about your future there, Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this something that you see doing for like the

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<v Speaker 2>rest of your life as a way to earn income?

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<v Speaker 1>You say, you make money.

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<v Speaker 5>No, No, that's what she doesn't understand. I do have

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<v Speaker 5>a backup plan.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what's your backup plan?

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<v Speaker 5>Boats? Would you say boat jitsu?

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<v Speaker 1>Boats? Boat jitsu? From Jsu to boat.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, it's an up and coming sport. It's so big

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<v Speaker 5>and Portugal right.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, look at that, Cathering, I live in Portugal.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a rowboat fight it's on.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems equally as dangerous.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's it's it's definitely more safe because if you fall,

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<v Speaker 5>you fall in the water ah D. Plus on top

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<v Speaker 5>of that, you have to wear like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, boat.

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<v Speaker 3>Jujitsu first thing? Safety?

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<v Speaker 9>Okay, kind of like it whipping boat jitsu versus card

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<v Speaker 9>is too. I don't see how that's better.

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<v Speaker 2>I do think that we're trying. We're all thinking way

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<v Speaker 2>too long term here. The whole goal of this call

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<v Speaker 2>is to just set you guys up on one more date.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think, Catherine. It's a date that will

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<v Speaker 1>pay for if you're up for it.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if anything, he really likes you, and I

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<v Speaker 3>think that's really sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>We might even do like a little day cruise just

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<v Speaker 2>so that you can give a preview of boat jitsum

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<v Speaker 2>on a boat together.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna fight. You get the captain, he's gone triggered.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to put him on two paddle boards? See

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<v Speaker 3>what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>So sorry, Katherine, running out of time. We need an answer.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think about one more date with Mike?

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<v Speaker 9>Fine, I'll do one more date.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, there we go.

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<v Speaker 9>There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>You have exactly three days to change careers and figure

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<v Speaker 2>out how to support yourself financially.

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<v Speaker 5>Good luck, all right, thank.

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<v Speaker 3>You brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, twenty years ago people laughed at the idea

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<v Speaker 2>of you f C, and now it's a multi billion.

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<v Speaker 1>Dollar sports It's so true, man, And so to all.

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<v Speaker 2>The haters texting in at seven eight, five, nine two,

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<v Speaker 2>give me a break. Car jitsu, seriously, you just wait

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<v Speaker 2>to see our friend Mike at the twenty thirty two

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<v Speaker 2>Olympics holding up a gold medal with a seatbelt around

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<v Speaker 2>his neck, and he's gonna show you what's what He's gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>Be a tiny car on the trophy.

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<v Speaker 3>I do for some reason picture him only fighting inside

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<v Speaker 3>Honda Civics. I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, part of the rules is car jitsu. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>truck jitsu.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean yeah, if you do an suv like, is

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<v Speaker 3>it even impressive anymore? You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>You're just sad you.

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<v Speaker 3>Get a minivan. You can basically stand up in that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, come on now, then we can say

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<v Speaker 2>that we were there at the beginning, Yeah, before car

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<v Speaker 2>jitsu blew up.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like Muhammad Ali before anybody knew it was Muhammad Ali.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and we're gonna go that far.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, we'll be laughing when car jitsu takes over

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<v Speaker 2>football as the number one sport in all of America.

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna be playing fantasy cars.

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