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Speaker 1: School of Humans. Hello, you love birds, Welcome to another

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Speaker 1: episode of Cadaver Gals. We have a very special episode

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Speaker 1: today because we are talking about love. It's our Valentine's

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Speaker 1: Day edition. I am one of your three hosts, Nika Duarte,

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Speaker 1: along with Gabby Watson Taylor Church. Do you all want

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Speaker 1: to say hi? Hello all you lovers. Yeah, I'm super

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Speaker 1: excited to talk about love. Yes, we love love. But

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Speaker 1: this time we're gonna basically do an episode of love

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Speaker 1: gone wrong because there's enough happy couples in the world. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I thought love just always goes wrong. Well maybe in

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Speaker 1: your luck, Gabby, maybe in your luck. So today we're

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Speaker 1: doing five mini stories within this one episode, like little

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Speaker 1: bite sized little chunks of chocolate, like those little chocolate

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Speaker 1: things that you little kisses. Yes, all every episode is

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Speaker 1: a Hershey's Kiss of Death. As always, we have some

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Speaker 1: true warnings fun asphyxiation, murder, drowning, stabbing, love, domestic violence,

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Speaker 1: and suicide. That was a fun one to end on. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'll get a music gave. I heard you have a

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Speaker 1: really fun story for us. Who told you that? Kimchi

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Speaker 1: my cat? Oh? Yeah, we like to catch up in

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Speaker 1: the evening sometimes at the end of the workday, you know.

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Speaker 1: That's so he goes up to Yeah, just like having

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Speaker 1: a telephone call. But yeah, So this story is a

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Speaker 1: love story about two young lovers and it teaches us

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Speaker 1: don't leave them in the cupboard. Whoa okay, not rhymed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like I thought about it in advance a little bit.

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Speaker 1: But uh, okay. So we're going back to a sixteen

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Speaker 1: sixty seven in Cambridge, England, and this is a little

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Speaker 1: bit more of a folk tale, so the exact details

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Speaker 1: of it are shrouded in mystery. This isn't award winning journalism.

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Speaker 1: Not No, my Pulitzer will not be coming because of

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Speaker 1: this story. So we're going back to sixteen sixty seven

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Speaker 1: at the Corpus Christie College, and this is the story

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Speaker 1: of two young lovers, James Betts and Elizabeth Spencer. And

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Speaker 1: now Elizabeth Spencer. She was a classy lady and she

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Speaker 1: was the daughter of the master of the college. His

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Speaker 1: of here. When you said the big daddy himself, I

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Speaker 1: honestly thought for a moment you were like God. I

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Speaker 1: was like, God, Well, it could because it could have

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Speaker 1: been God, because John Spencer was also I think a Puritan,

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Speaker 1: and actually they thought that romantic love was a sign

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Speaker 1: But I think Elizabeth was like too high class, so

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Speaker 1: But let me tell you, it was known that James

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Speaker 1: God in this circumstance, big Daddy is God, got it.

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Speaker 1: This rarely happens to me as well. So Elizabeth's like shooters,

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Speaker 1: He was suspicious of what was going on. He said

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Speaker 1: so much, Gabby, And I also just love thee yeah

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Speaker 1: that like the mom had set up two dudes for

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Speaker 1: her to cheat on her husband with, so her husband

423
00:23:50,725 --> 00:23:53,165
Speaker 1: then filed for divorce, so the mother's plan worked. But

424
00:23:53,205 --> 00:23:56,205
Speaker 1: then she was just then in a relationship with both

425
00:23:56,205 --> 00:24:00,165
Speaker 1: of these new dudes, Charles Philippa and Rudolph Lorenz, and

426
00:24:00,285 --> 00:24:03,445
Speaker 1: all three of them moved to the Galapagos, so in

427
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:07,845
Speaker 1: this little polyamorous triad situation, and they vaguely had this

428
00:24:07,885 --> 00:24:11,005
Speaker 1: idea to make the island a tourist destination instead of

429
00:24:11,045 --> 00:24:14,085
Speaker 1: a hotel, but mostly it just seemed they wanted to

430
00:24:14,805 --> 00:24:19,325
Speaker 1: be ridiculous hooligan's doing whatever the fuck they wanted. And

431
00:24:19,365 --> 00:24:23,565
Speaker 1: the baroness was truly ridiculous. She was like described as

432
00:24:23,605 --> 00:24:25,925
Speaker 1: she would dress like a baby and the same kind

433
00:24:25,925 --> 00:24:29,285
Speaker 1: of rompers used by chorus girls when they are exercising.

434
00:24:29,925 --> 00:24:32,565
Speaker 1: She also had a pit was always carrying around a pistol,

435
00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:35,165
Speaker 1: and she would shoot at people. She would also habitually

436
00:24:35,205 --> 00:24:38,605
Speaker 1: shoot animals and then nurse them back to health. That's

437
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:41,845
Speaker 1: so weird and not cool. And she was obviously and

438
00:24:41,885 --> 00:24:43,765
Speaker 1: they were like some other settlers on the island too,

439
00:24:43,805 --> 00:24:47,685
Speaker 1: and she was obviously like pretty like flamboyant and very volatile,

440
00:24:47,725 --> 00:24:49,325
Speaker 1: and she was always trying to like stir sh it

441
00:24:49,485 --> 00:24:51,485
Speaker 1: up and was like bad mouthing people, which is also

442
00:24:51,565 --> 00:24:54,245
Speaker 1: funny because at most there was like fifteen people on

443
00:24:54,245 --> 00:24:57,605
Speaker 1: this island, so she was like gossiping about people, and

444
00:24:57,645 --> 00:25:00,885
Speaker 1: so Ritter and Strock, who were the first people on

445
00:25:00,925 --> 00:25:03,885
Speaker 1: the island, really hated her because she was just like

446
00:25:04,405 --> 00:25:08,925
Speaker 1: super annoying and ruined their little nudest hippie paradise that

447
00:25:09,085 --> 00:25:13,885
Speaker 1: they wanted to have. And then what happened was that

448
00:25:13,925 --> 00:25:19,445
Speaker 1: then the Baroness started favoring Philippa, one of the lovers

449
00:25:19,525 --> 00:25:22,605
Speaker 1: over the other lover Lawns, and the other lovers was

450
00:25:22,645 --> 00:25:26,245
Speaker 1: getting like beaten up a lot, and like eventually the

451
00:25:26,245 --> 00:25:30,605
Speaker 1: Baroness and Philippa like pushed him out of their homestead

452
00:25:31,325 --> 00:25:33,245
Speaker 1: and so he had to go stay with the Whitmer's

453
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Speaker 1: who for the most of the most of this time

454
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Speaker 1: they had been on the other side of the island,

455
00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:39,085
Speaker 1: they didn't really have much beef with her, but then

456
00:25:39,165 --> 00:25:41,125
Speaker 1: Lawrence started telling them all this shit that she was

457
00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:43,045
Speaker 1: doing to him, and they were like Oh fuck that lady.

458
00:25:43,085 --> 00:25:47,365
Speaker 1: She fucking sucks. So now there's a lot of drama happening.

459
00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:51,045
Speaker 1: This is like the Sims. It is kind of like

460
00:25:51,045 --> 00:25:54,445
Speaker 1: the Sims. So then one day in nineteen thirty four,

461
00:25:54,565 --> 00:26:01,045
Speaker 1: suddenly the Baroness and Charles Philippa disappeared. Oh dun dune, dup,

462
00:26:01,565 --> 00:26:05,085
Speaker 1: where'd they go? So Lawrence claims that a notable gentleman

463
00:26:05,165 --> 00:26:07,285
Speaker 1: came by the islands, you know, just was like, oh,

464
00:26:07,325 --> 00:26:09,765
Speaker 1: I'm out here sailing and invited them to sail with

465
00:26:09,845 --> 00:26:13,045
Speaker 1: him to Tahiti. And so they left just to go

466
00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:16,045
Speaker 1: have fun, and they had no intention on returning, which

467
00:26:16,165 --> 00:26:20,125
Speaker 1: obviously sounds very suspicious. How convenient they left all of

468
00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:23,405
Speaker 1: their things behind. So Ritter and Struck they're just like,

469
00:26:23,485 --> 00:26:27,045
Speaker 1: this is weird, because first of all, they wouldn't have

470
00:26:27,125 --> 00:26:29,685
Speaker 1: left all their stuff behind. Also, they went over to

471
00:26:29,725 --> 00:26:33,005
Speaker 1: the Whitmer's homestead and they found one of the Baroness's

472
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:37,725
Speaker 1: tablecloths on their table. And also the Whitmer's never said

473
00:26:37,725 --> 00:26:39,685
Speaker 1: that they had seen a boat, even though they would

474
00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:42,645
Speaker 1: have seen a boat if any boats had approached the island.

475
00:26:43,485 --> 00:26:48,125
Speaker 1: So they're like, somebody done murdered these two people. Somebody's lying.

476
00:26:48,285 --> 00:26:54,205
Speaker 1: Somebody is lying. What was also suspicious was Lawrence, the

477
00:26:54,325 --> 00:26:56,725
Speaker 1: you know, the jilted lover who was getting beat up

478
00:26:56,765 --> 00:26:59,125
Speaker 1: who then probably killed them. That was kind of like

479
00:26:59,565 --> 00:27:02,445
Speaker 1: what Ritter and Strouk were thinking. He then tried to

480
00:27:02,485 --> 00:27:06,045
Speaker 1: get off the island as quickly as possible, and there

481
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,685
Speaker 1: was like a Norwegian fisherman who just like usually went

482
00:27:08,725 --> 00:27:11,125
Speaker 1: between all the islands, and so he got on board

483
00:27:11,165 --> 00:27:16,525
Speaker 1: his boat and just like sailed away. Meanwhile, the island, okay,

484
00:27:16,605 --> 00:27:20,565
Speaker 1: it's crazy town. Okay, this sounds like Gilligan's Island too

485
00:27:20,565 --> 00:27:23,085
Speaker 1: a little bit, and they're like needed detective to like

486
00:27:23,205 --> 00:27:27,165
Speaker 1: come crash on the island. But meanwhile the island was

487
00:27:27,205 --> 00:27:30,965
Speaker 1: facing a drought. To Ritter and Struck, who were usually vegetarians,

488
00:27:30,965 --> 00:27:33,325
Speaker 1: started eating meat because that's all they had available. But

489
00:27:33,365 --> 00:27:37,805
Speaker 1: then Ritter died and so then the Whitmers were convinced

490
00:27:37,805 --> 00:27:41,045
Speaker 1: that Strok had killed him because they had eaten the

491
00:27:41,085 --> 00:27:43,325
Speaker 1: same food, so why would he have died from the food.

492
00:27:43,365 --> 00:27:46,885
Speaker 1: And she did it because Lady Whitmer was like that

493
00:27:46,885 --> 00:27:51,205
Speaker 1: bitch hates him, and so Strok eventually she leaves the island,

494
00:27:51,205 --> 00:27:54,045
Speaker 1: goes back to Germany. She writes a memoir called Satan

495
00:27:54,165 --> 00:27:58,365
Speaker 1: comes to Eden because she fucking hates everyone. She's like,

496
00:27:58,405 --> 00:28:01,605
Speaker 1: this was my fucking island, what are you doing. But

497
00:28:01,645 --> 00:28:05,365
Speaker 1: then a few months later, after Ritter died from eating

498
00:28:05,565 --> 00:28:08,685
Speaker 1: the food, there was some sailors who were going by

499
00:28:08,685 --> 00:28:11,205
Speaker 1: this one island that was kind of near the island.

500
00:28:11,205 --> 00:28:15,205
Speaker 1: They were on Floriana, and they see two mummified bodies

501
00:28:15,925 --> 00:28:18,325
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh shit, so they called the authorities.

502
00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:20,885
Speaker 1: Authorities go by and is confirmed that that was Lawrence

503
00:28:20,965 --> 00:28:25,845
Speaker 1: and the Norwegian fisherman. It is their bodies. They found them.

504
00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:32,125
Speaker 1: They died of dehydration, and then basically Lady Whitmer and

505
00:28:32,165 --> 00:28:35,845
Speaker 1: then struck. They both have written memoirs just basically accusing

506
00:28:35,845 --> 00:28:39,165
Speaker 1: each other of the most vile stuff and of being murderers.

507
00:28:39,565 --> 00:28:42,525
Speaker 1: And everyone hated each other until they all died. I

508
00:28:42,525 --> 00:28:44,125
Speaker 1: think the last of them all died in the year

509
00:28:44,165 --> 00:28:47,245
Speaker 1: two thousand. But it's just like this big saga, people

510
00:28:47,285 --> 00:28:49,605
Speaker 1: hating each other, people loving each other and then just

511
00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:54,445
Speaker 1: want to kill each other. It's like Gilligan's Island meets

512
00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:58,485
Speaker 1: Lord of the Fly. I love that so much. I

513
00:28:58,205 --> 00:29:00,725
Speaker 1: have I always have the feeling that like if someone

514
00:29:00,805 --> 00:29:03,525
Speaker 1: invites me to go colonize an island with them. I'm

515
00:29:03,565 --> 00:29:05,685
Speaker 1: just gonna pass. Yeah. I get that feeling a lot too,

516
00:29:05,725 --> 00:29:08,805
Speaker 1: it happens pretty frequently. But I'm just like, you know,

517
00:29:08,845 --> 00:29:13,805
Speaker 1: what I need. I need like a bigger human ecosystem.

518
00:29:13,845 --> 00:29:18,045
Speaker 1: I need a like a society of civilization. I also

519
00:29:18,365 --> 00:29:20,885
Speaker 1: love reading Nietzsche, but mostly for the laughs. But I

520
00:29:20,885 --> 00:29:25,885
Speaker 1: don't think i'd be an existential hippie nudist nudist living

521
00:29:26,005 --> 00:29:28,805
Speaker 1: with steel teeth. Yeah. Also, I don't want to share teeth.

522
00:29:29,045 --> 00:29:31,605
Speaker 1: That's the thing, Like I mean, I guess the thing.

523
00:29:31,845 --> 00:29:33,645
Speaker 1: That's the thing. I believe in the power of love,

524
00:29:33,685 --> 00:29:36,165
Speaker 1: and I believe in like investing in people and getting

525
00:29:36,165 --> 00:29:39,085
Speaker 1: to know them and like revealing your own humanity through that.

526
00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:42,405
Speaker 1: But I think the steel dentures is a little far

527
00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:47,045
Speaker 1: for love. I agree. After the break, Taylor's who could

528
00:29:47,045 --> 00:29:49,925
Speaker 1: tell us another really fun story? And then I get

529
00:29:49,925 --> 00:29:52,805
Speaker 1: to share one too, because we are just overloading this

530
00:29:52,885 --> 00:29:56,325
Speaker 1: episode with fun love story from death death death love

531
00:29:56,405 --> 00:29:59,965
Speaker 1: stories and near death love stories or near death very important,

532
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:07,125
Speaker 1: because Taylor Brook our only rule We'll be You're welcome, Hello,

533
00:30:07,245 --> 00:30:12,845
Speaker 1: you cadaver lovers, Welcome back to Cadaver Gal's Valentine's Day episode.

534
00:30:13,405 --> 00:30:19,165
Speaker 1: I am so excited because Taylor hopefully has a deadly story.

535
00:30:19,525 --> 00:30:24,565
Speaker 1: Oh jeez, someone does die good, that's all we want.

536
00:30:24,605 --> 00:30:28,765
Speaker 1: Spoiler alert. Okay, this is a story about these two

537
00:30:28,805 --> 00:30:32,645
Speaker 1: lovebirds and Zimbabwe, who were feeling a little bit frisky,

538
00:30:32,765 --> 00:30:35,685
Speaker 1: went out to a secluded spot out in the African

539
00:30:35,765 --> 00:30:40,445
Speaker 1: bush to have sex. Oh okay, so they were out,

540
00:30:40,525 --> 00:30:42,685
Speaker 1: they were out, may we're having sex when all of

541
00:30:42,685 --> 00:30:49,125
Speaker 1: a sudden they hear a lion roaring behind them. Oh no,

542
00:30:49,165 --> 00:30:51,885
Speaker 1: and not even like a metaphorical lion, like a real

543
00:30:52,645 --> 00:30:55,565
Speaker 1: like that metaphor. It was not a metaphor. There was

544
00:30:55,605 --> 00:30:59,805
Speaker 1: a real lion really roaring in the African bush. That's

545
00:30:59,845 --> 00:31:03,045
Speaker 1: not hot. That's not sexy, not like the metaphor part

546
00:31:03,045 --> 00:31:06,045
Speaker 1: of it is sexy when when it's real, it's not ideal.

547
00:31:06,325 --> 00:31:10,445
Speaker 1: If there was a lion roaring in your bush, maybe sexy,

548
00:31:10,805 --> 00:31:15,005
Speaker 1: but a real ass lion in the bush like the environment,

549
00:31:15,205 --> 00:31:20,285
Speaker 1: not so sexy. Not so sexy. So the man fortunately

550
00:31:20,405 --> 00:31:25,365
Speaker 1: was able to escape, running away, and as you recall,

551
00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:28,605
Speaker 1: they were in the middle of having sex. So he

552
00:31:28,725 --> 00:31:31,725
Speaker 1: was just naked, wearing just a condom, that's all he

553
00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:36,005
Speaker 1: had on. So he was frantically running away seeing he

554
00:31:36,045 --> 00:31:39,325
Speaker 1: looked back, seeing that his girlfriend was being mauled by

555
00:31:39,325 --> 00:31:43,725
Speaker 1: this lion. Oh no, so he's like trying to flag

556
00:31:43,765 --> 00:31:46,405
Speaker 1: somebody down, like trying to find somebody. I don't really

557
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,325
Speaker 1: know what the area looked like. I mean, evidently it

558
00:31:48,405 --> 00:31:50,685
Speaker 1: was like kind of close to a primary school, which

559
00:31:50,965 --> 00:31:54,765
Speaker 1: which was suspicious. Sorry, so you're telling me that this

560
00:31:54,805 --> 00:32:01,085
Speaker 1: man ran naked into a primary school. He was it's

561
00:32:01,205 --> 00:32:04,605
Speaker 1: that's yes, it was near a primary school. But um,

562
00:32:04,725 --> 00:32:07,205
Speaker 1: so we eventually a lot of people were like, oh,

563
00:32:07,245 --> 00:32:10,085
Speaker 1: this is a crazy man. He's just running around like crazy,

564
00:32:10,165 --> 00:32:13,565
Speaker 1: naked or whatever. But eventually somebody took him seriously and

565
00:32:13,685 --> 00:32:15,965
Speaker 1: was like and so he explained what was happening, and

566
00:32:16,005 --> 00:32:17,885
Speaker 1: so they went back to go see if there was

567
00:32:17,925 --> 00:32:22,405
Speaker 1: something they could do. Unfortunately, it was too late and

568
00:32:22,525 --> 00:32:28,005
Speaker 1: the lion had consumed most of her body. Oh no, yeah,

569
00:32:28,045 --> 00:32:31,605
Speaker 1: so they I don't know if this man if they

570
00:32:31,605 --> 00:32:35,445
Speaker 1: ever gave him clothes while during this whole fiasco, Well,

571
00:32:35,445 --> 00:32:38,645
Speaker 1: he was probably wearing clothes as they went to the bush,

572
00:32:38,685 --> 00:32:41,485
Speaker 1: and then afterwards. You know, when you're running away from

573
00:32:41,485 --> 00:32:44,885
Speaker 1: a lion, I can understand you wouldn't have the impulse

574
00:32:44,885 --> 00:32:47,885
Speaker 1: to put your clothes on whilst running away. So then

575
00:32:47,885 --> 00:32:50,045
Speaker 1: when he goes back and he puts on his clothes,

576
00:32:50,285 --> 00:32:53,405
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, that's awo for wearing a condom though.

577
00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:56,445
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course. So they go out to try

578
00:32:56,445 --> 00:32:59,885
Speaker 1: and find this lion and take care of the situation.

579
00:33:00,485 --> 00:33:04,645
Speaker 1: Along the way, they find an arm and a leg

580
00:33:04,885 --> 00:33:08,805
Speaker 1: of a man who is believed to be a man

581
00:33:08,965 --> 00:33:11,885
Speaker 1: who disappeared recently. He was on his way home from

582
00:33:11,885 --> 00:33:15,525
Speaker 1: a club. Could you just imagine going out with your friends,

583
00:33:15,765 --> 00:33:18,845
Speaker 1: having a couple of drinks, walking out of the club

584
00:33:19,005 --> 00:33:22,725
Speaker 1: and seeing or the bar or whatever, and seeing a

585
00:33:22,805 --> 00:33:25,885
Speaker 1: lion like face to face. That would be the most

586
00:33:26,845 --> 00:33:32,285
Speaker 1: terrifying thing, especially in our environment because there are not

587
00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:36,245
Speaker 1: very many wild lions running about. I've never seen a

588
00:33:36,285 --> 00:33:39,365
Speaker 1: wild line. If I did, I would be very scared. Yeah,

589
00:33:39,405 --> 00:33:41,365
Speaker 1: that would also be I mean, first of all, in

590
00:33:41,365 --> 00:33:43,965
Speaker 1: that scenario, I can't really imagine going out and having

591
00:33:44,045 --> 00:33:47,285
Speaker 1: drinks with my friends right now, So imagining that but

592
00:33:47,365 --> 00:33:52,565
Speaker 1: then also a lion, yeah that sounds terrible. Yes. So,

593
00:33:52,565 --> 00:33:55,525
Speaker 1: so during this whole fiasco, when they're searching for the

594
00:33:55,605 --> 00:33:59,325
Speaker 1: rangers are searching for the lion, one of the rangers.

595
00:33:59,645 --> 00:34:04,245
Speaker 1: I guess they came near a group of lions and

596
00:34:04,565 --> 00:34:07,045
Speaker 1: one of the rangers shot accidentally shot one of the

597
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:10,885
Speaker 1: other rangers. It literally just gets worse. Like this lion

598
00:34:11,605 --> 00:34:14,725
Speaker 1: he like killed two birds with one stone, but like

599
00:34:15,245 --> 00:34:21,525
Speaker 1: many more birds, so many more birds. The ranger was fortunately,

600
00:34:21,565 --> 00:34:23,365
Speaker 1: he was okay. He just got shot in the legs,

601
00:34:23,405 --> 00:34:25,445
Speaker 1: so he was okay. You know, it sounds like this

602
00:34:25,525 --> 00:34:29,205
Speaker 1: lion was just going for people who like were doing

603
00:34:29,365 --> 00:34:34,005
Speaker 1: things that are quote unquote, you know, wrong to society,

604
00:34:34,045 --> 00:34:37,965
Speaker 1: like outdoor sex or going to bars. The lion was

605
00:34:38,045 --> 00:34:42,445
Speaker 1: a moral executioner. And also it just sounds like this

606
00:34:42,485 --> 00:34:46,205
Speaker 1: lion probably it's normal prey wasn't available to him, so

607
00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:49,325
Speaker 1: he just because this reminds me of this dude who

608
00:34:49,405 --> 00:34:51,685
Speaker 1: was killed by a bunch of grizzly bears by a bunch,

609
00:34:51,725 --> 00:34:54,725
Speaker 1: I mean, one single grizzly bear. But the only reason

610
00:34:54,765 --> 00:34:57,365
Speaker 1: that grizzly bear ate him was because that grizzly bear

611
00:34:57,685 --> 00:35:00,885
Speaker 1: had rabies or some such things. So usually a grizzly

612
00:35:00,885 --> 00:35:04,045
Speaker 1: bear predator wouldn't usually eat a human. Sounds sounds like

613
00:35:04,085 --> 00:35:06,445
Speaker 1: maybe the lion was having a s millar issue. Just

614
00:35:06,445 --> 00:35:08,325
Speaker 1: I couldn't find the normal things to eat, so it's

615
00:35:08,325 --> 00:35:11,045
Speaker 1: like human, you're available. Did they get them? Did they

616
00:35:11,045 --> 00:35:14,765
Speaker 1: get the lion? They did get a lion, but there,

617
00:35:14,845 --> 00:35:18,205
Speaker 1: I mean, how do you know if it's the lion,

618
00:35:18,365 --> 00:35:20,725
Speaker 1: you know, the perp. They didn't have like pawprints of

619
00:35:20,805 --> 00:35:22,845
Speaker 1: it or something. They did have paw prints, but they

620
00:35:22,885 --> 00:35:24,765
Speaker 1: don't know if it's the correct paw prince, you know.

621
00:35:25,205 --> 00:35:27,325
Speaker 1: So like they couldn't know if the lion had been

622
00:35:27,325 --> 00:35:30,845
Speaker 1: in jail previously or any prior arrests or anything like that,

623
00:35:31,205 --> 00:35:33,565
Speaker 1: had a record. They did not have his paw print

624
00:35:33,805 --> 00:35:37,805
Speaker 1: on file. Thought, okay, we'll just thinking sure you know

625
00:35:37,885 --> 00:35:39,965
Speaker 1: about I will say this, well, first of all, he

626
00:35:40,045 --> 00:35:43,445
Speaker 1: or she the lion was very efficient and about the whole,

627
00:35:43,445 --> 00:35:46,965
Speaker 1: like two birds one stone thing. I was drafting an

628
00:35:46,965 --> 00:35:48,645
Speaker 1: email recently, and I wanted to say that, but I

629
00:35:48,645 --> 00:35:51,725
Speaker 1: didn't want to use such a violent term, and so

630
00:35:51,765 --> 00:35:55,405
Speaker 1: I was looking up different ways to say that sentence,

631
00:35:55,485 --> 00:35:58,485
Speaker 1: and do you want to hear some of the options.

632
00:35:58,525 --> 00:36:02,005
Speaker 1: I found my favorite option actually specific absolutely, which has

633
00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:04,805
Speaker 1: haunted my weekend and by the way, absolutely, I can't

634
00:36:04,805 --> 00:36:06,845
Speaker 1: stop thinking of about it. I love hearing when Nika

635
00:36:06,885 --> 00:36:10,445
Speaker 1: has been haunted the saying, is you get two tickles

636
00:36:10,485 --> 00:36:15,045
Speaker 1: for one finger? Oh yeah, two tickles with one finger?

637
00:36:15,365 --> 00:36:17,965
Speaker 1: Thinks I hate it. I don't. Yeah, I totally hate

638
00:36:17,965 --> 00:36:20,005
Speaker 1: that too. I don't like it. I don't understand it.

639
00:36:20,045 --> 00:36:23,045
Speaker 1: I don't. I would rather we talk about murdering birds

640
00:36:23,165 --> 00:36:27,085
Speaker 1: than talk about two tickles in one finger. Yeah, I

641
00:36:27,085 --> 00:36:29,045
Speaker 1: don't like that. When I used to tell jokes on

642
00:36:29,245 --> 00:36:32,525
Speaker 1: a stage, I would say something really dark, like, you know,

643
00:36:33,045 --> 00:36:35,445
Speaker 1: they're always like you can kill two birds with one stone,

644
00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:37,965
Speaker 1: but if you kill one bird with two stones one time,

645
00:36:38,005 --> 00:36:41,645
Speaker 1: nobody wants to hang out with you anymore. No one laughed.

646
00:36:41,725 --> 00:36:45,645
Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you so much, Taylor for telling us

647
00:36:45,645 --> 00:36:50,205
Speaker 1: that amazing tale of the moral executioner a lion. We

648
00:36:50,205 --> 00:36:52,245
Speaker 1: don't know if you ever got caught, but if he didn't,

649
00:36:52,285 --> 00:36:54,365
Speaker 1: he's probably gonna come after us next. But I want

650
00:36:54,365 --> 00:36:56,605
Speaker 1: to say fuck that lion though, because like they were

651
00:36:56,605 --> 00:36:58,125
Speaker 1: just having sex in the bush. You should be able

652
00:36:58,125 --> 00:37:00,205
Speaker 1: to have sex in the bush whenever you want, especially

653
00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:02,405
Speaker 1: using a condom safety. That's great ten out of ten,

654
00:37:02,565 --> 00:37:05,605
Speaker 1: Although I say, he you know that, m lady. Lady.

655
00:37:05,605 --> 00:37:07,525
Speaker 1: Lions are the ones that do the majority of the

656
00:37:07,565 --> 00:37:11,365
Speaker 1: hunting because the male lions are too lazy. Ain't that right?

657
00:37:11,565 --> 00:37:19,325
Speaker 1: Ain't that right? Okay, girl power? She is a girl boss. Actually, anyway,

658
00:37:19,845 --> 00:37:25,485
Speaker 1: I have the last story of our Valentine's Day episode. Well, Nika,

659
00:37:25,645 --> 00:37:29,005
Speaker 1: tell us this story. You've been talking about it all day.

660
00:37:29,165 --> 00:37:34,045
Speaker 1: I will. So this is one of the most famous

661
00:37:34,245 --> 00:37:37,525
Speaker 1: love stories of all time. I grew up reading it.

662
00:37:37,565 --> 00:37:39,885
Speaker 1: I'm sure you grew up reading it as well, or

663
00:37:39,885 --> 00:37:42,965
Speaker 1: have at least heard of it. There were many different

664
00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:46,325
Speaker 1: iterations of this story that actually happened in real life,

665
00:37:46,325 --> 00:37:50,085
Speaker 1: but I found one recently that I was just hooked to.

666
00:37:50,245 --> 00:37:53,165
Speaker 1: I just couldn't stop thinking about it. The fictional story

667
00:37:53,565 --> 00:37:58,165
Speaker 1: is Romeo and Juliet. Yes, we all know, and there

668
00:37:58,325 --> 00:38:02,245
Speaker 1: is a really interesting real life version, so I'm very

669
00:38:02,245 --> 00:38:05,885
Speaker 1: excited about it. Are you guys ready ready to go? Okay,

670
00:38:06,365 --> 00:38:09,285
Speaker 1: we are going to the fourteenth century, so yes, we

671
00:38:09,565 --> 00:38:13,565
Speaker 1: are in the fourteenth century in Portugal. There is this

672
00:38:13,645 --> 00:38:18,525
Speaker 1: prince called Pedro and he was born in thirteen twenty.

673
00:38:18,845 --> 00:38:20,765
Speaker 1: He was born on the eighth of April, so he

674
00:38:20,805 --> 00:38:22,285
Speaker 1: was an aries That kind of tells you all you

675
00:38:22,285 --> 00:38:25,405
Speaker 1: need to know. So he was just kind of, you know,

676
00:38:25,485 --> 00:38:28,565
Speaker 1: living his best prince life. He loved music, he loved

677
00:38:28,565 --> 00:38:31,405
Speaker 1: a party, and just he was mining his business. And

678
00:38:31,445 --> 00:38:33,845
Speaker 1: then at sixteen his dad had married him off to

679
00:38:33,925 --> 00:38:38,365
Speaker 1: this woman, woman of nobility, obviously called Constanza. So they

680
00:38:38,365 --> 00:38:43,645
Speaker 1: got married obviously under the church, very fancy wedding, and

681
00:38:43,685 --> 00:38:46,685
Speaker 1: then she moved into the palace with him. So Constanza

682
00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:49,405
Speaker 1: is moving in and she brings all of her maids,

683
00:38:49,445 --> 00:38:54,125
Speaker 1: obviously as nobility does. And one of these maids specifically

684
00:38:54,325 --> 00:38:57,805
Speaker 1: was called Enes. Enes was the daughter of this Galician

685
00:38:58,045 --> 00:39:03,525
Speaker 1: nobleman and his Portuguese mistress. So she was a bastard. Okay,

686
00:39:03,805 --> 00:39:07,645
Speaker 1: A lot of her family were also illegitimate Castilian nobles,

687
00:39:07,725 --> 00:39:10,365
Speaker 1: so they came from Spain. And that is why she

688
00:39:10,525 --> 00:39:12,805
Speaker 1: was a maid and why she could not get married

689
00:39:12,845 --> 00:39:16,685
Speaker 1: to let's say, like Beeedo for example or whatever, because

690
00:39:16,685 --> 00:39:20,725
Speaker 1: she she was a bastard and therefore not considered officially noble.

691
00:39:21,565 --> 00:39:27,085
Speaker 1: Dumb dumb I know. Anyway, So she went with her mistress,

692
00:39:27,085 --> 00:39:31,765
Speaker 1: Constanza and moved into the palace. Now, the moment that

693
00:39:32,165 --> 00:39:36,045
Speaker 1: Bethed set his eyes on a niss, he fell in

694
00:39:36,085 --> 00:39:39,525
Speaker 1: love with her. Apparently, according to him, she was beautiful

695
00:39:39,725 --> 00:39:44,925
Speaker 1: and graceful and white and had blue eyes and blonde hair.

696
00:39:45,005 --> 00:39:46,925
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess that's like all you needed.

697
00:39:48,645 --> 00:39:54,125
Speaker 1: You got so grumpy just now I feel personally demise. No.

698
00:39:54,285 --> 00:39:56,565
Speaker 1: I mean no, no, no, Taylor. You know I think

699
00:39:56,605 --> 00:39:59,405
Speaker 1: that you are literally a goddess. I'm just saying that

700
00:39:59,405 --> 00:40:02,325
Speaker 1: that was the beauty standard. Then it was like, okay,

701
00:40:02,405 --> 00:40:04,725
Speaker 1: she had I mean literally it's written she had milky

702
00:40:04,725 --> 00:40:09,405
Speaker 1: white skin and golden flowing hair and I see blue eyes,

703
00:40:09,565 --> 00:40:12,565
Speaker 1: and I guess Beedo was into that. And I guess

704
00:40:12,605 --> 00:40:15,925
Speaker 1: also one of my reasons why whatever is because did

705
00:40:16,045 --> 00:40:18,605
Speaker 1: he know her, did he know her personality or did

706
00:40:18,645 --> 00:40:20,285
Speaker 1: he just look at her and was like, ah, yes,

707
00:40:20,645 --> 00:40:23,405
Speaker 1: that is enough, I am in love. So yes, he

708
00:40:23,485 --> 00:40:27,685
Speaker 1: fell in love with her, and sure enough they started

709
00:40:27,885 --> 00:40:34,925
Speaker 1: moving around, you know, doing things, having sex, moving around?

710
00:40:35,925 --> 00:40:38,085
Speaker 1: Is that how you described sex? Yeah, it's like when

711
00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:40,925
Speaker 1: you move with somebody else, do you want to move

712
00:40:40,965 --> 00:40:43,565
Speaker 1: around together? Do you want to move around together? There

713
00:40:43,605 --> 00:40:47,165
Speaker 1: have been so many metaphors for sex in this episode.

714
00:40:47,165 --> 00:40:51,405
Speaker 1: It's truly incredible. It's a love episode. His lion was

715
00:40:51,605 --> 00:40:55,805
Speaker 1: attacking her bush he will and also like while they

716
00:40:55,805 --> 00:41:00,125
Speaker 1: were moving around doing stuff, Beedo actually became really good

717
00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:04,405
Speaker 1: friends with her brothers, and her brothers were also illegitimate nobility,

718
00:41:04,405 --> 00:41:08,205
Speaker 1: and they were actually ex two, so they became close friends.

719
00:41:08,245 --> 00:41:11,205
Speaker 1: They actually became kind of like his advisors, and the

720
00:41:11,325 --> 00:41:13,285
Speaker 1: king didn't like that because he didn't want more power

721
00:41:13,405 --> 00:41:17,325
Speaker 1: to go to illegitimates. Yeah, dog, I would hate that,

722
00:41:18,365 --> 00:41:22,965
Speaker 1: just like yes, anding this king. Yes. So a few

723
00:41:23,045 --> 00:41:29,605
Speaker 1: years pass and Constanza gives one sickly, frail child, and

724
00:41:30,925 --> 00:41:35,245
Speaker 1: he also ends up having multiple children with this other woman, Enis,

725
00:41:35,285 --> 00:41:38,325
Speaker 1: who are healthy and thriving. So it's just a little

726
00:41:38,365 --> 00:41:41,045
Speaker 1: bit awkward in the court. You can imagine the scandal.

727
00:41:41,245 --> 00:41:45,005
Speaker 1: Wait are they all still teens? Yes, so they were

728
00:41:45,045 --> 00:41:47,285
Speaker 1: still in like their late teens at that point, also

729
00:41:47,365 --> 00:41:49,205
Speaker 1: living under the same roof because they were all in

730
00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:52,765
Speaker 1: the palace, which is just weird. And that sickly boy

731
00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:57,965
Speaker 1: that Constanza had very strange. She actually made Enis his

732
00:41:58,165 --> 00:42:01,765
Speaker 1: godmother in a way to make them all families. So

733
00:42:01,845 --> 00:42:05,845
Speaker 1: basically Enis and Pedro's relationship would be incestuous, but that

734
00:42:05,925 --> 00:42:11,405
Speaker 1: did not stop them. Not this time of year. I

735
00:42:11,485 --> 00:42:14,085
Speaker 1: love when people try to love, when people try to

736
00:42:14,125 --> 00:42:16,085
Speaker 1: trick you with incests, It's like, I'm gonna make you

737
00:42:16,205 --> 00:42:20,805
Speaker 1: incests now exactly. So The king finally has enough of

738
00:42:20,845 --> 00:42:23,125
Speaker 1: this and says, you know what enis, I'm gonna banish you.

739
00:42:23,165 --> 00:42:26,045
Speaker 1: So he banishes her, which seems to be something popular

740
00:42:26,165 --> 00:42:28,565
Speaker 1: that people used to do back then. I mean, how

741
00:42:28,645 --> 00:42:31,125
Speaker 1: nice would it be if you were just like I'm done,

742
00:42:31,165 --> 00:42:33,005
Speaker 1: Like you go somewhere else and you just tell like

743
00:42:33,045 --> 00:42:36,325
Speaker 1: a breakup. You know, you just say I'm I'm just

744
00:42:36,365 --> 00:42:38,845
Speaker 1: gonna banish you. You go to another area and I

745
00:42:38,885 --> 00:42:42,205
Speaker 1: don't have to deal with you anymore. So eventually, Constanza

746
00:42:42,365 --> 00:42:47,765
Speaker 1: dies in thirteen forty five, and Bea, literally with a quickness,

747
00:42:48,085 --> 00:42:50,325
Speaker 1: is like, Enis come back from exile. I miss you.

748
00:42:50,405 --> 00:42:53,085
Speaker 1: Let's left together and be happy. King was not about that.

749
00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:56,125
Speaker 1: He tried to marry him off multiple times to princesses

750
00:42:56,205 --> 00:42:59,605
Speaker 1: and noble woman and people he approved of, but Beeda

751
00:42:59,765 --> 00:43:03,245
Speaker 1: was like, nada, I'm good. So the king was pressed

752
00:43:03,365 --> 00:43:07,405
Speaker 1: and decided to exile Enus again to this monastery in

753
00:43:07,445 --> 00:43:12,285
Speaker 1: Santa Clara ave Yah. This time, Bero followed his beloved

754
00:43:12,525 --> 00:43:15,805
Speaker 1: to the monastery with her, and they ended up living

755
00:43:15,845 --> 00:43:19,245
Speaker 1: together for ten years, having four beautiful children, two of

756
00:43:19,245 --> 00:43:22,445
Speaker 1: them were boys, and they just minded their business for

757
00:43:22,565 --> 00:43:25,445
Speaker 1: a while. The nobility was angry. They were not happy

758
00:43:25,485 --> 00:43:28,765
Speaker 1: about it. They were like, how dare you be happy? Literally,

759
00:43:28,765 --> 00:43:31,005
Speaker 1: they were like, how how dare you have a love match?

760
00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:34,845
Speaker 1: That's not that's not what marriage is about. Yuck, Like,

761
00:43:34,925 --> 00:43:39,605
Speaker 1: let me ruin that for you. A love matches for squares, honestly, good,

762
00:43:40,125 --> 00:43:44,285
Speaker 1: good one gabby. Um. Yes. So it was also frustrating.

763
00:43:44,325 --> 00:43:47,405
Speaker 1: It was stressful because they, as I said, they had

764
00:43:47,445 --> 00:43:50,805
Speaker 1: two boys, and these two boys were healthy and living

765
00:43:50,885 --> 00:43:53,285
Speaker 1: and thriving. In that presented a case against a sickly

766
00:43:53,285 --> 00:43:56,885
Speaker 1: frail son, because then they could beat airs if they

767
00:43:57,005 --> 00:44:00,645
Speaker 1: ended up being seen as nobility. So eventually, in January

768
00:44:00,725 --> 00:44:04,085
Speaker 1: thirteen fifty five, the king finally heard enough of the

769
00:44:04,125 --> 00:44:08,165
Speaker 1: noble people and sent three assassins to go murder Enis

770
00:44:08,245 --> 00:44:11,205
Speaker 1: in the monastery. So Pedro was on a hunting trip

771
00:44:11,325 --> 00:44:15,445
Speaker 1: and these three assassins go and decapitate and stab her

772
00:44:15,525 --> 00:44:18,925
Speaker 1: in front of her children, her small children. And it's

773
00:44:18,965 --> 00:44:22,485
Speaker 1: really sad. So Pedo comes back. It's really bad. So

774
00:44:22,605 --> 00:44:24,685
Speaker 1: Peder comes back from his hunting trip and finds his

775
00:44:24,765 --> 00:44:28,485
Speaker 1: wife dead in the monastery, tries to gauge civil war

776
00:44:28,605 --> 00:44:33,285
Speaker 1: against his father, cannot and so just waits until his

777
00:44:33,485 --> 00:44:37,125
Speaker 1: father dies two years later and Peder becomes king. That's worse,

778
00:44:37,765 --> 00:44:40,325
Speaker 1: you dude in the cupboard, Yeah, that is pretty gruesome.

779
00:44:40,405 --> 00:44:43,685
Speaker 1: But for me it's like it wasn't fault. Whereas the

780
00:44:43,725 --> 00:44:48,725
Speaker 1: other girl she put her lover in a cupboard. Well, no,

781
00:44:48,885 --> 00:44:51,325
Speaker 1: I'm saying it would be worse. If you're like, if

782
00:44:51,365 --> 00:44:54,885
Speaker 1: you're about to stumble across your dead lover, I would

783
00:44:54,885 --> 00:44:58,365
Speaker 1: prefer them to be, you know, affixiated in the cupboard

784
00:44:58,445 --> 00:45:02,765
Speaker 1: rather than decapitated in the dyna Like visually, that's how

785
00:45:02,845 --> 00:45:07,765
Speaker 1: fun would you rather? So Pedro becomes king and the

786
00:45:07,765 --> 00:45:11,885
Speaker 1: first thing that he does is build this beautiful tomb

787
00:45:11,925 --> 00:45:15,605
Speaker 1: for himself and for his dead wife, and it is

788
00:45:15,725 --> 00:45:21,165
Speaker 1: just stunning. And the tombs are actually facing each other

789
00:45:21,285 --> 00:45:24,005
Speaker 1: because he believed that when the resurrection was going to come,

790
00:45:24,685 --> 00:45:26,765
Speaker 1: they would stand upright and the first thing that he

791
00:45:26,805 --> 00:45:31,565
Speaker 1: would see was his wife. I know, I know, it's

792
00:45:31,965 --> 00:45:36,205
Speaker 1: it's so ridiculously sweet and oh my gosh. And he

793
00:45:36,285 --> 00:45:39,685
Speaker 1: had inscribed in both tombs. Other than all of the

794
00:45:39,725 --> 00:45:43,485
Speaker 1: incredible artwork and like carvings that were done to the tomb,

795
00:45:43,645 --> 00:45:47,045
Speaker 1: he also had inscribed until the end of the world. Absolutely,

796
00:45:48,565 --> 00:45:51,165
Speaker 1: I'm literally gonna start crying just talking about it. That

797
00:45:51,365 --> 00:45:54,885
Speaker 1: is so sweet, that's so cute. I mean, I just

798
00:45:54,965 --> 00:45:57,405
Speaker 1: feel like I won't ever love anyone enough to do

799
00:45:57,485 --> 00:45:59,645
Speaker 1: any of those things that he did, you know, like

800
00:45:59,725 --> 00:46:03,605
Speaker 1: go into exile, you know what, be happy, you get married,

801
00:46:04,005 --> 00:46:10,285
Speaker 1: get married, like tomb phasing somebody else's that's sweet as hell. Right. Well,

802
00:46:10,565 --> 00:46:12,725
Speaker 1: we can get into that in therapy later, Gabby. But

803
00:46:12,805 --> 00:46:16,245
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep going with my story because it

804
00:46:16,285 --> 00:46:21,005
Speaker 1: doesn't end there. So, after that happened, he built those tombs,

805
00:46:21,085 --> 00:46:22,805
Speaker 1: and then he sent out kind of like a press

806
00:46:22,845 --> 00:46:27,165
Speaker 1: release explaining that he had married Enus during their ten

807
00:46:27,245 --> 00:46:30,605
Speaker 1: year long period of living with each other, and therefore

808
00:46:31,045 --> 00:46:35,965
Speaker 1: his two boys were their rightful heirs, which obviously complicated things.

809
00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:39,285
Speaker 1: And as if that wasn't enough, he ended up hunting

810
00:46:39,325 --> 00:46:43,445
Speaker 1: down two of the three assassins and publicly executing them

811
00:46:43,445 --> 00:46:49,405
Speaker 1: by physically ripping their hearts out. That's a metaphor. That

812
00:46:49,605 --> 00:46:52,285
Speaker 1: is a metaphor if we have ever heard of one.

813
00:46:52,325 --> 00:46:55,565
Speaker 1: You ripped out my heart, so I rip out yours. Yeah.

814
00:46:55,645 --> 00:46:58,125
Speaker 1: I feel like this guy was a little bit melodramatic,

815
00:46:58,205 --> 00:47:01,925
Speaker 1: but whatever. I think he was just really into his emotions. Also,

816
00:47:02,045 --> 00:47:04,805
Speaker 1: love makes you crazy. Yeah, Taylor's like I need him

817
00:47:04,845 --> 00:47:07,245
Speaker 1: in like that. I need a man that will rip

818
00:47:07,245 --> 00:47:11,165
Speaker 1: out somebody else's heart for me. Okay, So that is

819
00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:14,685
Speaker 1: what I will say about that. There is that was

820
00:47:14,725 --> 00:47:17,245
Speaker 1: all actual, that did happen. But there is some tea

821
00:47:17,285 --> 00:47:19,525
Speaker 1: that's circulated in the fifteen hundreds about this. Do you

822
00:47:19,565 --> 00:47:24,365
Speaker 1: all want to hear it? Okay? So yes. Basically, according

823
00:47:24,405 --> 00:47:28,125
Speaker 1: to the rumor mill, in the fifteen hundreds, before she

824
00:47:29,045 --> 00:47:32,885
Speaker 1: Enus was moved from her old burial site to that

825
00:47:32,925 --> 00:47:35,725
Speaker 1: beautiful new tomb that her husband had created for her,

826
00:47:36,885 --> 00:47:41,125
Speaker 1: he dressed her in beautiful finery and her jewelry and

827
00:47:41,205 --> 00:47:44,525
Speaker 1: all of that stuff, and placed her on a throne

828
00:47:44,765 --> 00:47:48,205
Speaker 1: and made his entire noble court kiss her hands and

829
00:47:48,285 --> 00:47:55,525
Speaker 1: proclaim her as rightful queen. Oh wow, that's petty as hell. Yeah,

830
00:47:55,525 --> 00:47:59,405
Speaker 1: that's incredible. Yeah, nobility was really crazy back then. You know.

831
00:47:59,445 --> 00:48:00,965
Speaker 1: I always talk about how I wish I would have

832
00:48:01,005 --> 00:48:03,045
Speaker 1: been part of like a royal court or something just

833
00:48:03,045 --> 00:48:06,005
Speaker 1: as like maybe a simple gesture or whatever. But um,

834
00:48:06,045 --> 00:48:08,605
Speaker 1: I feel like kings and queens were a little bit

835
00:48:08,605 --> 00:48:11,485
Speaker 1: insane and would make people do crazy things like kiss

836
00:48:11,645 --> 00:48:14,605
Speaker 1: dead cadaver's hands. And I'm just I don't know if

837
00:48:14,605 --> 00:48:17,365
Speaker 1: I'm interested in that thinks. Yeah, I'm not that petty.

838
00:48:17,885 --> 00:48:21,125
Speaker 1: That's big of you. I don't know if I would

839
00:48:21,165 --> 00:48:24,365
Speaker 1: make someone kiss my dead husband's cadaver. We are all

840
00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:28,725
Speaker 1: so big. Gabby doesn't snoop, and she has the urge

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Speaker 1: to snoop but doesn't snoop, and Nika is not going

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Speaker 1: to make anybody kiss her dead husband's cauldaver. Taylor, what

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Speaker 1: what have you learned from all of this? I'm not

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Speaker 1: I think I'm petty. I don't know. I'm probably patty.

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Speaker 1: You're like, I would make them do both of those things.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, yeah, Taylor's like, no, I actually do

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Speaker 1: want someone to rip another person's heart out for me.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of the life goal. Sweet partner. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: just sweetness, that's what that is. Oh, I just know,

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Speaker 1: I just I just want flowers from someone. H Taylor,

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Speaker 1: I'll get you flowers. So there's like, not like that. No, actually,

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Speaker 1: I don't care where they come from. I just love flowers. Well,

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Speaker 1: I feel like we learned so much about each other

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Speaker 1: on this episode and about healthy relationships, healthy romantic relationships.

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Speaker 1: We've learned a lot. Yeah, I'm gonna tell my partner like, hey, this,

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Speaker 1: this is in detail exactly what I want. Have sex

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Speaker 1: in a bush? No, no, only in the metaphorical sense. Well,

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Speaker 1: this feels good. This was a good episode. It feels

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Speaker 1: like I'm going to send Taylor flowers and Gabby will

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Speaker 1: hopefully one day experience true love. Oh God, Yes, here's

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Speaker 1: to hoping. Well, this has been very fun. All you

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Speaker 1: cadaverous listeners, I hope you have renewed hope in love

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Speaker 1: and friendship and safety. Have an amazing holiday. Spend it

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Speaker 1: with the people that you care about, by yourself flowers,

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Speaker 1: hashtag girl power, hashtag world boss. Yes, don't murder anyone,

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Speaker 1: but don't murder, don't lock anyone in a say it again, Gabby,

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Speaker 1: don't put your lover in the cupboard. I'm just imagining

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Speaker 1: everyone chanting that with me. Yes, that is perfect. We

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Speaker 1: will see you next week. Cadaver Gals is a production

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Speaker 1: of School of Humans and iHeartRadio. It is researched, hosted, edited,

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Speaker 1: and recorded by Gabby Watts, Taylor Church, and Mika. You

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Speaker 1: can follow us on Twitter and Instagram at Cadaver Gals.

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Speaker 1: See you next week.