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Speaker 1: And we are trying the beef, hanging the beef out

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Speaker 2: You know, great, this should have been you, because I

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck we're.

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Speaker 3: Doing, and I like, I want to know, but I

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Speaker 4: So I'm going like, man, this beefl probably be ready

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Speaker 4: once it's dry, right, And he kind of just keeps laughing,

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Speaker 4: going like yeah, right, you're funny, man, Yeah, you're funny man.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I like that, man, But I'm seriously very confused.

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Speaker 5: I would just say it's lucky you were with Chuck

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Speaker 5: Chuck Berry with an E is a totally different thing.

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Speaker 5: Oh really that is so nasty. Oh good golly.

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Speaker 1: So do you want to tell me what you mean?

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Speaker 1: He so, I guess to like prepare for different He

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Speaker 1: was like into all this like weird stuff, and so

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Speaker 5: For hours, Okay, hours at hours putting a very powerful

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Speaker 2: That sounds like it would be itchy, right, Gabris. Wouldn't

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Speaker 1: And this is me trying to like invite Gabris.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this seems like the kind of shit you talk about.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I was wondering when to step in.

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Speaker 1: We've been doing this for a long time.

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Speaker 2: Oh I know, No, it's been uh, it's been a

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Speaker 1: And we've been like sort of talking.

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Speaker 3: About chops and grass fed and this, you know, grass

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Speaker 3: finished all this ship. And then dry aging is something

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, but Chuck Berry, uh uh that was all revealed.

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Speaker 3: Like everyone learned about the blow dryer thing from his

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Speaker 3: toilet camp. His toilet cam was accidentally recording one time

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Speaker 1: It was huge. I don't know how you had to put.

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Speaker 3: Every eight minutes, you got black sheet over your head

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Speaker 3: to take a dumpy. No, and no one ever figured

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Speaker 3: Did you ever get to have Chuck Barry's beef once

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Speaker 1: Uh? I actually had to move. You had to move?

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Speaker 1: This past life? Yeah? No, I was.

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Speaker 2: Hayes and I have been doing past life for regressions.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a really cool past life regression pop up

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Speaker 1: I should do that I have to get a lot.

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Speaker 3: We were friends before and you were friends. Yes, wow,

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Speaker 2: So there's a best friends test that they gave to

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Speaker 2: And we look at each other and he goes, you

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Speaker 2: sign's real friendship is making sure that you're both comfortable.

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Speaker 1: That's all what you're about to say.

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Speaker 5: And really we were, like the reason we were looking

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Speaker 5: night the Roxbury.

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Speaker 1: No, yes, but.

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Speaker 5: You have to like I don't have to tell me

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Speaker 3: Yeah, even after generations of being best friends, timing is

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Speaker 5: It pops up throughout It doesn't appear like it reg intervals,

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Speaker 3: Ah, that makes sense because like in the Iliad, there's

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Speaker 5: They don't they the whole army. Yeah, yeah, the whole

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Speaker 2: Entire army, because they're like, you're not going to storm

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Speaker 1: And the army goes no, yes. And before they did

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Speaker 2: Well and really some Obviously there's an element of Hellan

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Speaker 2: Troy's the reason they're there, but also Amelia is inside.

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Speaker 1: Can I just please welcome everyone to the show Hollywood

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Speaker 1: Handbook and it's the Insider's Guide, and Gabrius is here.

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Speaker 1: John Gabras, has been so long since you've done this show.

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Speaker 3: I was holding out to have something to plug and

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Speaker 3: you guys needed a guest.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, still don't have anything to plug. So you've been

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Speaker 1: these days? And we have the Action Boys, the Action

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Speaker 1: Boys correct, and we have High and Mighty correct and

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Speaker 1: raised by TV. You have admitted was fake and you

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Speaker 1: don't like you were not raised by TV at all.

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Speaker 1: That was a deep fake. Someone was a deep fake.

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Speaker 1: Yoh wow, so you weren't even involved.

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Speaker 3: No, Lapkiss compiled all of my audio from thre hundred

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Speaker 2: Only three hundred.

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Speaker 3: It's maybe it's two hundred and something, but no, I'd

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Speaker 3: rather not think about how many hours I spent sitting

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Speaker 1: Dominoes or you're damn right. I got forty minutes of

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Speaker 2: Now you said something to plug and it reminds me

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Speaker 2: of a true story that I told two different people recently,

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Speaker 2: telling a story about a friend of mine in Connecticut

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Speaker 3: Funny, where he went, don't start with the medium.

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Speaker 2: Advice you're gonna do you ord he's doing, It you're

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Speaker 3: IT i, KNOW i KNOW i brought it, up so

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Speaker 1: Small that is SOMETHING i would. SAY i REMEMBER i

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Speaker 3: THEM i donated blood AND i, said, Well i'm like

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Speaker 3: BLOOD i gotta have more blood than, you you know

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Speaker 2: Have and, yeah why don't you take a look and

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Speaker 3: Yeah some people are, like, Oh i'm not, Fat i'm big,

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Speaker 3: This it's a way to admit that you don't have

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Speaker 3: so for, us it's just a you, know it's a

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Speaker 1: Consistency it's more about.

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Speaker 1: Stuff i'm, like, oh these guys might be trying to

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Speaker 3: KNOW i was writing a bunch of backstory for all the.

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Speaker 3: I don't think the MISTAKE i made was not putting

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Speaker 3: MOVE i don't think that's WHAT i should have been. Doing,

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Speaker 5: Is and so it's like is it power to like

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Speaker 1: YES i could do, This LIKE i can do. That that's.

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Speaker 5: Mind So i'll need like a bucket one BECAUSE i

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Speaker 5: Right my feet are sticking out, Outside but so you're

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Speaker 5: It it's like it's just like a toilet where you

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Speaker 3: it's like BECAUSE i used to shit and then the

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Speaker 1: God what the fuck was?

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Speaker 3: That so THEN i added like started putting my butt

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Speaker 3: EVEN i can't pee from. STAND i have To superman

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Speaker 3: I WISH i could have been there on set BECAUSE

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Speaker 3: toileteat on top of it and push, down or you

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Speaker 1: Go that's really.

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Speaker 5: Clever but we were talking about what real power, is,

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Speaker 5: yes and is it losing?

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Speaker 1: Yourself well and?

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Speaker 2: Well and sex is about, power isn't? It?

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Speaker 1: Yes expand on that sex isn't about.

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Speaker 7: Sex sex is about. Power, yeah who got the power

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Speaker 7: to make you? Bust and so like do we talk

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Speaker 5: to do a power hour that is actually, powerful like for, real,

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Speaker 1: Bar instead of, beer we will be doing. Salads so

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Speaker 3: Salad, Okay so every ten seconds we take a bite of,

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Speaker 3: Okay so that's six hundred bunches of, salad, right.

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Speaker 1: And the POWER i don't have?

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Speaker 5: Salad please you guys talking about the. Salad And kevin's

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Speaker 3: Salad oh, my one of my favorite, salads the super, greens,

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Speaker 1: Greens take your fork place or do you not want

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Speaker 5: Uh WHICH i hate to do this in front of, You,

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Speaker 5: jordan because this is sort of your. Right jordan is

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Speaker 5: known as pesticide. Girl she's pro.

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Speaker 5: Yes did you do you not know that You're is

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Speaker 3: one is tatsoy.

442
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:41,119
Speaker 1: Is there's one Tat Joy so it's, like, oh you

443
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,440
Speaker 1: gotta find it a bunch of. It it's like The

444
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Speaker 1: New orleans cake all.

445
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 3: Right.

446
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,600
Speaker 1: YEAH i believe there's a tradition like that In judaism as,

447
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:50,439
Speaker 1: well BUT i don't remember exactly what it.

448
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,919
Speaker 3: IS i already gotten a little hot water for My

449
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 3: judaism opinions On High mighty.

450
00:22:55,000 --> 00:23:01,640
Speaker 1: Song, okay that makes it SOUND i hope worse than it.

451
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 8: Is do you want me to keep a timer or you?

452
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:11,679
Speaker 1: Know you know we got we got huge amples of.

453
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 5: Drum, yeah it's every ten, seconds so we just have

454
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 5: to be kind of doing it. Constantly now there's a

455
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 5: dressing That kevin has purchased that it is a Zesty kuman.

456
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:24,400
Speaker 5: Dressing would you like to say something about how that

457
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,359
Speaker 5: looks like there's the word come in?

458
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 1: It, YEAH i would. LOVE i would love to say

459
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:29,399
Speaker 1: something like.

460
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:35,159
Speaker 3: That, WELL i think IF i polish off this, Bottle

461
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 3: i'll be zesty.

462
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 1: Coming where's The hyaena when you need?

463
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 3: Them that it comes down. Tomorrow oh, okay, yeah hard

464
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 3: for me to keep. TRACKING i almost shattered the. Logic

465
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 3: you guys wanna, Try i'll.

466
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Speaker 1: Try oh, So i'm uncomfor the ball because of how

467
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 1: much salad dres A. Gibbert just pour it on a.

468
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 1: Salad it smells. Awful this zesty coming is, nasty. Dude oh, yeah.

469
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 3: It's got like the texture of. Shampoo it's like pearl,

470
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 3: colored and it tastes like pool like, chlorine like cool.

471
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 1: Chlorine now too, spicy very zesty.

472
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,679
Speaker 2: Baby, Now, gabris you said you didn't have anything to,

473
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 2: plug BUT i know you're being. MODEST i did watch

474
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 2: the Movie bombshell the other.

475
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: Day on a, screener.

476
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,680
Speaker 2: And in, fact do you want to talk a little

477
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 2: bit about how you sort of got to live out

478
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 2: your living room fantasy of cheering On Megan kelly while

479
00:24:58,720 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 2: she does Her.

480
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,360
Speaker 1: Yeah that.

481
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 3: Was it was very awesome for me to be able

482
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 3: to be Pro Megan, kelly Which i've been trying to

483
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 3: be like back her. Up so for me to do,

484
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,159
Speaker 3: that not a lot of people know, this but my

485
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 3: dad was a lighting technician For fox Five news In New,

486
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 3: york Not Fox, News so for me to get to

487
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 3: play a role that was pretty similar to my dad's

488
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 3: and make like his weekly rate in one day was

489
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 3: kind of like a moving moment for, me a touching

490
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 3: moment for.

491
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 1: Me can you do your trailer moment where, Yeah i'll

492
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 1: do my trailer moments right here, Now.

493
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,640
Speaker 2: And he folded his arms and he kind of nod

494
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 2: with like a little.

495
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 3: Smile, huh, yeah it's AFTER i, say give him Hell.

496
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:47,120
Speaker 3: Meghan it was fun working With. CHARLIE'S i haven't worked

497
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 3: with her, professionally mostly just she plays in the poker

498
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 3: GAME i play in and she's had a lot of

499
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:53,959
Speaker 3: the same. Parties but it was nice to work with

500
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 3: her work with, her AND i wasn't a nervous wreck

501
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,919
Speaker 3: at all when the director asked me to fake mi

502
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 3: heer Since i'm playing a sound guy AND i have

503
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 3: to touch her dress and chest, area AND i, MEAN

504
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 3: i GUESS i learned later just touch touch the.

505
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 1: DRESS i was trying to be, like, well a lot

506
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 1: of the sound GUYS.

507
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,439
Speaker 3: I interact with are absolute, creeps SO i want TO

508
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 3: i went back.

509
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 2: To that a sense of, realism, yeah especially given the

510
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 2: subject matter of the.

511
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 3: Film, Right, YEAH i WAS i was doing a little

512
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 3: a little subtle meta commentary and then you, KNOW i

513
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 3: was told to back off that a little, bit but

514
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 3: it was it was a wonderful. Experience. UH i learned

515
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 3: a lot about you, know women can be, anchors men

516
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 3: can be sound. Guys like a lot of stuff came.

517
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 2: Up you, know these traditional roles that we always think

518
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 2: of the sound, woman right and like the anchor, man.

519
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 3: Right, yeah so when it's anchor woman and sound, man

520
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 3: it just feels progressive and. Nice and then, uh learning

521
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 3: like what a Mastermind Roger ayls was was a lot of.

522
00:26:56,359 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: Fun that's really about that of your.

523
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 3: SALAD i actually can't this this salad dressing tastes like

524
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 3: taie hot sauce or something.

525
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 1: Of, this and, no until you have no. Power if

526
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: you don'te, that don't eat.

527
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 3: It, OKAY i got so we got a dry leaf

528
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 3: in this best rhymes in the.

529
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,159
Speaker 1: House did you some weed stuff you could do with?

530
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 3: That?

531
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: YEAH i was doing. THAT i was Like Jay, Roach,

532
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 1: OKAY i recognize you from my.

533
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 3: Ashtray, Okay, yes.

534
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: Was austin powers this? Episode because didn't he directo comes out? Tomorrow, Okay,

535
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: Yeah i'm. Sorry i'm a pre.

536
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 3: COG a lot a lot of people know, this but you,

537
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 3: guys let me listen to the pro version ahead of.

538
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 3: Time see IF i have any notes Or i'm like

539
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 3: the susser of the pro.

540
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: Version or so you don't do any.

541
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 5: STUFF i don't do anything at all the, way but,

542
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 5: yeah or there's a pool of comedy ideas and we

543
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 5: all sort of share from the you, know you kind

544
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 5: of get DIBs and you pick.

545
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 1: Yours so we have to mail the pro version to

546
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: ourselves for copyright from.

547
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 2: We share With gabris and we, say, like we, go,

548
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,479
Speaker 2: hey what are you going to talk about this? Week he, goes,

549
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 2: Well i'm talking About judaism in an offensive, way and we.

550
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: Go, okay so we won't do that.

551
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 3: One we're not going to do, that but that we'll

552
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 3: put ours out a couple of weeks from.

553
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,040
Speaker 1: Now yes.

554
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 2: Exactly we'll sit on that for, now and then we'll

555
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 2: say to, him, hey we're going to reference aust Of

556
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 2: powers every single, episode.

557
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 1: And a lot of time stuff gets strolen.

558
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 5: It we had like a pro version where we were

559
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 5: In Chris paul's garage looking at his we'd like developed

560
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 5: this concept where we're looking at his different trophies from

561
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 5: like different like parts of his.

562
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: Career and the teams that he played for are.

563
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 5: Represented, yeah, yeah. Uh and then we notice we're, like, Hey,

564
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 5: chris you didn't play for The.

565
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 1: Bucks there's a deer's. Head, Yeah and then it turns

566
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: out that it's a Lot i've male deer in his.

567
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: Garage holy, shit it. Starts it starts kicking the shit

568
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: out of his fucking car and knocking shit. OVER i, mean.

569
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 2: This fucking deer goes forgive me.

570
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: Fuck. Crazy i'm sure you are. Forgiven, Fully i'm? Crazy

571
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: and so have you not seen this?

572
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 3: COMMERCIAL i, Mean i'm assuming there is some context you

573
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 3: guys telling me this.

574
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: STORY i don't they the commercial a state farm? Commercial oh,

575
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: yeah then we got the pro.

576
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 2: Version we, go, WELL i wish That Chris paul would

577
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 2: get on this chain with some of us where we'll say, like, Hey,

578
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 2: gabris are you gonna talk about shitting your pants this?

579
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 2: Week because then we won't and then will, say.

580
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 3: But then we have the clause now where it's, like

581
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 3: just don't you guys can never talk about shitting your

582
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 3: pants because it's sort of you, know.

583
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 2: No we get talk about sitting with a mesh, hammick, right.

584
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: Right that's Completely, yeah that's, fine that's yours you on.

585
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: That and Now sean did also talk about it in

586
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: the episode that comes up tomorrow before you got.

587
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 3: Here oh, okay, well well maybe we don't know if

588
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 3: that's part it's gonna be edited out or. Not, no,

589
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 3: see BECAUSE i don't Think i'm talking About i'm talking

590
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 3: more this, week like a lot of stuff like shitting

591
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 3: on glass and.

592
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: Stuff, well and but you, ALSO i think.

593
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: Had had spoken to us, About, HEY i really want

594
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 2: to do an episode where it's sort of me like

595
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 2: feeling around in the dark for a light switch for

596
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 2: almost half of it just kind of there's a tone

597
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 2: that seems like it might be, comedic but there's not

598
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 2: really an idea to.

599
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: It and we, said come, on, man that's that's our. Show.

600
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 3: Yeah it's hard when you when the note you give

601
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 3: is sort of the like the idea behind, podcast behind

602
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 3: the entire. Medium it's, like, OH i, Sorry, picasso don't use.

603
00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: Paint that's What i'm doing over.

604
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 5: Here and people like making people feel like they have

605
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 5: come to like something when instead they have just gotten

606
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 5: used to. It oh, yeah and they're comparing their experience

607
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 5: to disliking it.

608
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: Before now they've accepted. It then they think they like.

609
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 3: It oh, yeah they think they enjoy the red light

610
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 3: that's right at the corner of their. Block but really

611
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 3: they just have seen it every single or once a

612
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 3: week or twice a, week or for the hundreds of,

613
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 3: episodes and now they're just, like this is one of

614
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,719
Speaker 3: my favorite red lights in my.

615
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: Town.

616
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 5: Yeah and it's, like this is, water you know WHAT i,

617
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 5: Mean this is an IDEA i. Had No, yes where

618
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 5: there's This, no, yes there's these.

619
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: Fish yes, fish say he believe there's all this. Water, yeah, no,

620
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 1: yes exactly yes no no old, fish yes, no old.

621
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 2: Fish say something, right yes, Yes and he, says.

622
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 3: Actually we're gonna have to edit this out BECAUSE i

623
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 3: do this sort of and you, yeah.

624
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 5: Well this, water, well the old fish, says to, me

625
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 5: the sky is, water and the water is basically the

626
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 5: air and the sky and the water.

627
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: Is like land to, me the sky is water to.

628
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 5: Water is like air and, land or like really the

629
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 5: top of the water is like the ground to this to,

630
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 5: this like this. Fish you think about, this you think

631
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 5: about it's upside.

632
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 1: Down interesting like stranger, things.

633
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 5: Like stranger things in a, way or believe there's a

634
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 5: movie where there is they're living in a city that's

635
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 5: like partly upside. Down H And i'll figure out what

636
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 5: this movie. Is but it really is like this what

637
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 5: the situations for? Fish you think about, it like the

638
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 5: sky is water because you can't it is. Blue but

639
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,479
Speaker 5: they can't go In they can't go in, there for

640
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 5: they can only go in.

641
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: There for a little.

642
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 2: Bit the sky is water the same as me for

643
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 2: the water as water. Is and then to, them you're

644
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 2: to you right huh, no, yes, Yes.

645
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 3: Now where where do they land on the ground that's

646
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 3: at the bottom of?

647
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 1: Water is that? Sky to the? Fish the moon that's the?

648
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: Moon got? It got?

649
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 5: It that movie was called Upside. Down it's from twenty,

650
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 5: twelve and it's With Kirson. Dunce oh, oh and this really.

651
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: Is and that it's with the old fish who tells

652
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: you that the ground is.

653
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 5: About this story and, yeah the old fish can only

654
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 5: go in the sky for a little.

655
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 1: Bit and the lesson you learn with the toil solad.

656
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 2: Bite oh oh, shit And i'm back, again oh Haly ham.

657
00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:00,239
Speaker 1: Just and you see how with a power hour like,

658
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: this where we are actually becoming powerful and doing, discipline

659
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: we are not talking about sucking. Ourselves we're talking about philosophical.

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Speaker 1: WITNESS i will Prove.

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Speaker 2: YEAH i mean unless, yeah well what?

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Speaker 1: Matter? Uh this? Was that was a you wanna hear

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Speaker 1: the only ones that got.

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Speaker 5: On Chris Chris parnell walks into a class or with

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Speaker 5: did you write For Big?

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Speaker 2: Lake?

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Speaker 1: YEAH i? Did. You were you an extra in that? Show.

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Speaker 3: NO i played the pizza delivery guy AND i don't

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Speaker 3: even remember the. CONTEXT i was JUST i just had

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Speaker 1: guarantee that you would have been on that show at that.

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Speaker 3: CERTAINTY i remember auditioning for the pizza guy role and

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Speaker 3: much every single one, involved every single person involved with the.

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Speaker 3: Things now that you guys wrote, that you wrote the ninety,

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Speaker 1: Written, yeah how was to deal With Big? Lake we

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Speaker 1: got ten episode order and the if it reached a

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Speaker 1: certain ratings, threshold we will got ninety more episodes ordered right?

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Speaker 1: Away we got it obviously we overdid, it like over

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Speaker 1: a wild success from, this what's my?

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Speaker 2: Can't if you get the, hundred you are in real

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Speaker 8: YOU i got money towards TAKING ucb. Courses that's WHAT i.

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Speaker 2: At your part of your job here At is there

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Speaker 2: anywhere that you could meet smug white guys.

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Speaker 3: Who were smarter than a lot of people in their

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Speaker 8: Anywhere that's Why i've been looking for.

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Speaker 3: Money towards A ucb right because she only got seven

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Speaker 8: All Mid, no they caught me a certain amount THAT

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Speaker 8: oh we didn't give you.

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Speaker 3: all my hair, then and your your brother's, like oh,

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Speaker 3: NO i donated so much blood and everyone made these

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Speaker 8: Course oh, Yeah, OKAY a bunch Of hollywood handbook people

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Speaker 8: listeners are really excited for me to.

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Speaker 3: Do don't call those list don't call Listeners hollywood handbook.

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Speaker 3: People these are The hollywood handbook, People Kevin clements and you.

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Speaker 8: Perfect the listeners are very excited for, me And I'm

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Speaker 8: I'm i'm not so.

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Speaker 1: Excited, YEAH i, Mean i'm not excited for you. Either what's?

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Speaker 1: GOOD i, mean what is a good time to get in?

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Speaker 3: we're like climbing on blood as it was going towards

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Speaker 3: the iceberg.

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Speaker 1: Guys, yeah should we should we get her prep for day? One?

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Speaker 3: mocking the shit out of, this BUT i have dedicated

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Speaker 1: The last fifteen years of My. UH i took my

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Speaker 1: first class WHEN i.

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Speaker 2: like twenty five to thirty.

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Speaker 8: Like AM i going in and as a good? Mindset?

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Speaker 5: Yeah That like you're the one who goes in and it's, like,

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Speaker 5: Hey i'm just, Here Like i'm just like. Bullshitting, Yeah they're,

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Speaker 5: LIKE i fully don't understand your. Question they're, like, hey

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Speaker 5: they want you to pay for five more.

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Speaker 2: Classes BUT i remember one person in particular being, like

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Speaker 2: you're like serious about this, stuff like you want to do.

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Speaker 1: It i'm doing this as like a. Joke but they're

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Speaker 1: Does she have to look forward? To that's actually pretty

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Speaker 1: that's kind of fun.

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Speaker 3: Too you should take a FEW ucb classes so you

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Speaker 3: can see so that some of the worst personalities are

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Speaker 3: rewarded with career.

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Speaker 3: Kind of a fun thing about the. Business, yeah and you,

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Speaker 3: KNOW ucb teachers teamwork and group. Mind but, really if

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Speaker 3: you stand out as much as possible as an, individual

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Speaker 3: that's the way to get plucked to.

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Speaker 1: Success, so but some of their, exceptions like the people

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Speaker 1: in this room, too have incredible personalities and no. Success

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Speaker 1: so what does she have to look forward.

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Speaker 2: To i'm not saying our personalities are, good but they are.

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Speaker 3: Incredible, yeah like dictionary, definition our personalities are.

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Speaker 1: Incredible tell her about the first, day all.

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Speaker 3: how to do crazy. Eight so you call yourself a fucking.

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Speaker 1: Comedian good luck In, hollywood more more successful THAN i

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Speaker 3: Hollywood guy who's doing better and has actively retired from.

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Speaker 3: Comedy nothing like mougging a guy who's past this entire

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Speaker 3: phase of his.

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Speaker 1: LIFE i GUESS i mean technically past comedy, too and

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Speaker 1: just into. Podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he puts on his, headphones one ear at a,

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Speaker 2: time just like everybody, else.

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Speaker 2: Make us.

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Speaker 3: DEAD i recommend pouring come all over, it and it'll

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Speaker 3: slow you down a little.

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Speaker 1: Bit what how do you play?

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Speaker 3: Crazy there's a game it's just like you shake your body, one, two, three,

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Speaker 3: four five, Six like it's.

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Speaker 2: Just like a leftand it's essentially the hokey poke yeah

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Speaker 2: to your left, hand your right.

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Speaker 1: Hand the first couple of it's for adults who are studying.

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Speaker 3: Theaters it's the first couple of, uh the first couple of,

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Speaker 3: episodes first couple of classes of one on one is

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Speaker 3: about kind of purposefully embarrassing yourself so that you feel

895
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Speaker 3: less shame doing make believe in front of it like.

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Speaker 3: THAT i found that it's just like breaking, yeah, dude

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Speaker 3: break you down to build you, meg which sort of

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Speaker 3: like The Marine, corps except we make you feel goofy

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Speaker 3: so that you're comfortable playing A rastafarian orderly or something like.

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Speaker 1: That later on and not. Anymore not anymore, though, right

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Speaker 1: that's of course some of, them.

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Speaker 3: My favorite improvisors were known for their Amazing asian. Impressions

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Speaker 3: those guys are all gone these, days with a couple

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Speaker 3: of notable.

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Speaker 1: Exacts some people still rocking. Hard then it's like it's

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Speaker 1: taught by people who had to do. It SO i

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Speaker 1: went through. It, yeah like it was good enough for.

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Speaker 1: ME i did.

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Speaker 3: Crazy that's every week from five years BEFORE i was

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Speaker 3: even considered for Hair All Night.

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Speaker 1: Hot and that's part a cycle of not abuse in this,

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Speaker 1: case no, embarrassment you, know cycle of just like what.

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Speaker 8: Perfect so they already did with.

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Speaker 1: YOU i think you're gonna like, It, JORDAN.

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Speaker 8: I Think i'm gonna like. IT i have another there's another,

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Speaker 8: story and have fun doing.

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Speaker 1: This what do you call that last? Thing a? Story? Okay,

918
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Speaker 1: okay can't wait to hear another. Story it should be

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Speaker 1: a shave all this.

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Speaker 3: FOR i Think week five is when we start talking

921
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Speaker 3: monologues in one on One yeah wow. Yeah coming from

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Speaker 3: a place that comes up a lot in this in this, industry,

923
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Speaker 3: yeah so giving monologues that are, TRUTHFUL i mean it's

924
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Speaker 3: it's really only important to the form the armando that

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Speaker 3: which is What ascata is and all that.

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Speaker 1: Jazz you know what was your other, Story? JORDAN i mocked,

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Speaker 1: it But i'm not doing much better than you.

928
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Speaker 8: Are my other story is, that thanks To Hollywood handbook pro,

929
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Speaker 8: version a listener reached out to me and helped me

930
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Speaker 8: get out of an enterprise craziness thing THAT i had going.

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Speaker 3: On So i'm, sorry are, you, like have you weaponized

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Speaker 3: the fucking scoop troop to Get jordan's like activated your

933
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Speaker 3: fandom for on her Behest it's like, they, yeah they

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Speaker 3: jumped my.

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Speaker 1: Car the other.

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Speaker 3: Day i've got a fucking gig of dick pics coming.

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Speaker 1: In, Everybody, no, please don't, no don't do. That don't do.

938
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Speaker 1: That everybody brist on social media just calmed down all

939
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Speaker 1: of our. Listeners let's let's just cool it up a little.

940
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Speaker 3: Bit let's take this moment to say that to your,

941
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 3: listeners the listeners a hein a mighty podcast listeners in.

942
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 3: GENERAL i would say anyone who's a fan of, anything

943
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Speaker 3: just chill the, fuck whether it's The clippers Or Star

944
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Speaker 3: wars or comedy bang bang, uh just fucking. Chill just

945
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Speaker 3: every single one of.

946
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Speaker 1: You cool.

947
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Speaker 5: It this is an attitude THAT i would say extended

948
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Speaker 5: from podcast fandom into the geopolitical.

949
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:56,720
Speaker 1: Climate there has been a ripple effect from essentially the earwolf.

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Speaker 3: Reddit earwolf reddit is, swaying, uh governmental. Actions, yeah they're

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Speaker 3: like THE cia of the.

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Speaker 1: Eighties and so now we're in this place where everybody

953
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Speaker 1: just needs to just chill out just a little, bit.

954
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Speaker 3: Truly like, no but not only keep, listening keep, supporting

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Speaker 3: do it, More keep keep buying fucking delivery pillows and

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Speaker 3: the meals getting shipped your, House keep doing all that

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Speaker 3: that we.

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Speaker 1: Love, wait there's. PILLOWS i don't have pillows. Yet trying

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Speaker 1: to get.

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Speaker 3: ON i build my house out based on podcast. Advertising i'm,

961
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Speaker 3: like fuck our microwaves. Out i'm, like we gotta get

962
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Speaker 3: some microwave company on. Board tell't to send me a

963
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Speaker 3: our company will send you a microwave that can fit

964
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Speaker 3: in a small.

965
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Speaker 1: Box when you open, it it becomes a full size.

966
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Speaker 1: Microwave right back and turn it.

967
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Speaker 3: Back keep doing all, that but, stop, uh you, know

968
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Speaker 3: extrapolating what you think more about hosts lives on something

969
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Speaker 3: they've said on the. Mic stop interacting with them in

970
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Speaker 3: person in a way that's terrifying even to. Me who's

971
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Speaker 3: got pretty, uh you, know savvy social judo, skills And

972
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Speaker 3: i'm still scared of a lot.

973
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Speaker 2: Of you pretty loose standards for what's appropriate behavior in.

974
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Speaker 1: Public it might couldn't have something to do with. It

975
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Speaker 1: you talk about nutting just all the.

976
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Speaker 3: TIME i will say that my choices of topic and

977
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Speaker 3: the fact THAT i like to roast people means that

978
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Speaker 3: people come up to me and are, like you fucking.

979
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Speaker 3: Loser you guys LIKE I PA's you fucking, dorks and

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Speaker 3: they like fucking try to get, me And i'm, like,

981
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Speaker 3: Yo i'm different than.

982
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Speaker 1: You got bad.

983
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Speaker 3: News You you're the fattest fan of mine and you're

984
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Speaker 3: calling me a fat. Funk you just Won Gabris's Fattest

985
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Speaker 3: fans my annual.

986
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Speaker 1: Competition we, said.

987
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Speaker 3: Pictures of the underside of your gut after sitting with

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Speaker 3: a big belt buckle on for a long period of,

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Speaker 3: time SO i can see what kind of fucking dnse

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Speaker 3: you have going on underneath. There.

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Speaker 1: Wow So i'd like to thank. That i'd like to

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Speaker 1: thank the.

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Speaker 2: Years that's not our fan, Base, no we. Have we

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Speaker 2: have a lot of people who are sort of like

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Speaker 2: scared of the.

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Speaker 1: Mirror you would like them to keep helping you with. Stuff,

997
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Speaker 1: no what did they what did they get you? Out

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Speaker 1: we have, already we've already.

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Speaker 8: ENCOUNTERED i cannot have A tinder profile because people know

1000
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Speaker 8: me because of the show and it makes it super.

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Speaker 1: Awkward, YEAH i don't want to be On. Tinder, no

1002
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Speaker 1: so maybe you're a scoop tube frame can get you

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Speaker 1: On rya and then you could be. Goals, yeah then

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Speaker 1: you can fuck. DJs oh, no, no, okay fucking DJs.

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Speaker 8: Goals this at a concert, though at a, show.

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Speaker 1: At a, show at a, show under the.

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Speaker 3: Booth thanks for backing off calling A dj performance a. Concert,

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Speaker 3: Sorry i'm still much appreciated real, musicians, musicians every. Magicians

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Speaker 3: what did they?

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Speaker 1: Get what enterprise did they get you out?

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00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 4: Of?

1012
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 8: SO i had a tussle with enterprise when we had

1013
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Speaker 8: we were talking about my family vacation back In, november

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Speaker 8: and under.

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Speaker 1: MY i BELIEVE i missed this. Episode i'll go back and.

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Speaker 1: LISTEN i got to hear that's the pro. Version that's.

1017
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Speaker 1: ALL i don't have stitch figure the big. Headline when

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Speaker 1: she went to a, Bar i'm want to do a

1019
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Speaker 1: bar that.

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Speaker 8: Closed it's my favorite. Place but under my, BREATH i,

1021
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Speaker 8: said And i'm mad At enterprise and they skimmed over

1022
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Speaker 8: it AND i was totally fine with, it and then go, Back,

1023
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 8: yes randomly a listener was going to work at enterprise

1024
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Speaker 8: and they heard it and, said how CAN i?

1025
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Speaker 1: Help AND i was, LIKE i.

1026
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Speaker 8: DON'T i don't think you can. Help this is it's

1027
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Speaker 8: they are accusing me of certain.

1028
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: Stuff, okay all, RIGHT i will say, this but we can.

1029
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 3: Guess this story has so many details except for. You you're, like,

1030
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 3: uh it was a. Tussle uh.

1031
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 1: There they did some things to me LIKE i have

1032
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Speaker 1: no idea what the crux of the.

1033
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Speaker 8: Disagreement it's more OF i don't want to give out

1034
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 8: too much information because she did help, me and they

1035
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 8: contacted me and they apologized to.

1036
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: Me oh, shit AND i was, like.

1037
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Speaker 3: Oh, Nice and you're gonna upload YOUR w nine to

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00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,720
Speaker 3: the cloud right and let these and let the scoop

1039
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Speaker 3: troop help you do your taxes this time. Season are

1040
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 3: they called the scoop troop or are they called handbook?

1041
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Speaker 3: HEADS i, Forget i'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Scoop troop that we don't do any of that. Anymore

1043
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Speaker 1: you've learned that engaging with them is. Dangerous, no we just.

1044
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Speaker 2: Forgot This Salad Power hour thing is like the most

1045
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Speaker 2: like concept we've had and we haven't even done.

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Speaker 1: IT i mean, YEAH i Mean I've i've eaten a

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Speaker 1: plethora of. SALAD i do not feel. WELL i put

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Speaker 1: the putting on the.

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Speaker 3: Cue, yeah the visual gag of, porn all that dressing

1050
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Speaker 3: on the podcast didn't.

1051
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Speaker 1: Land it was. Backfired we all. LAUGHED i was loving.

1052
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,040
Speaker 3: It where do you guys see this show going in

1053
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 3: the next ten twenty? Years twenty Years Patriot, Starters

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Speaker 1: Bye hamp