WEBVTT - Can I Have Your Kidney

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after the hour, get ready for today's strawberry letter.

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<v Speaker 1>But up next, nephew Tommy, what do you have in

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<v Speaker 1>the prank call archives? What so I gotta say? Before

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<v Speaker 1>my daddy left you? Can I have your kidney? He

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<v Speaker 1>ran that in his truck over in Can I have

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<v Speaker 1>yo kidney? Take a listena. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>reach a brother, Conny. This is how you doing? Brother?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Deacon Pattison called him from the church. How

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<v Speaker 1>you doing today, Deacon Patterson? Yeah, you're doing fun and

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<v Speaker 1>you see, I'm sure I'm doing good, doing good. You

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<v Speaker 1>know the church is behind you on what you're going through.

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<v Speaker 1>When we were praying for you, man, we know all

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<v Speaker 1>about the You know you're going in the surgeon on

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<v Speaker 1>Friday to get your get your prankers removed. So I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to give you a call, man, have a word

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<v Speaker 1>of pray and let you know that we all pulling

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<v Speaker 1>for you, and we know that that the man upstairs

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<v Speaker 1>are gonna pull you through the successful where God bless

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<v Speaker 1>and keep you. Uh that, Deacon, God bless and keep

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<v Speaker 1>you because I tell you I'm going through something here

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<v Speaker 1>me and my wife. We've been talking about it and

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<v Speaker 1>we've been praying on it, and it she was a

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful thing to know that your church is with you

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<v Speaker 1>and y'all thinking about me and prayer. I've really had

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<v Speaker 1>to take this, this to the Lord. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>serious thing with me and I ain't never had an

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<v Speaker 1>operation before in my life, and I know I needed

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<v Speaker 1>my wife and made it clear. The doctor made it

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<v Speaker 1>clear that I believe I'm ready to go forward, Deacon,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna give the victory to who the y

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<v Speaker 1>he's the victory. Let me let me have a word

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<v Speaker 1>of proud with your brother con if you don't mind

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<v Speaker 1>just about your head from me, Father God, we have

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<v Speaker 1>right now. We have right now that you touch brother

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<v Speaker 1>Connelly as he goes in on Friday, please put your

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<v Speaker 1>hands on him. We asked, Father, that you hold on

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<v Speaker 1>to the doctor that's getting ready to go and literally

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<v Speaker 1>to put the seriesory on it. Yes, we asked that

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<v Speaker 1>you make sure that the doctor it's got a strong

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<v Speaker 1>eye on that mording with him. We asked that that

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<v Speaker 1>that he got a steady hand when he got the

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<v Speaker 1>scalpel in his hand. We asked that your hold own

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<v Speaker 1>to him please as he goes into a surgeon, because

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<v Speaker 1>we know comes side the moan, the victory, gonna beloan,

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<v Speaker 1>the brother Connley and the Lord thank you Lord. We

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<v Speaker 1>know all of this, but we we we asked that

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<v Speaker 1>you take that pincers and you remove it out successingly

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<v Speaker 1>closing back up like it will never been intoed in before.

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<v Speaker 1>Walk with me. That's what we're asking. We asked your

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<v Speaker 1>Lord at the same time that they're removing this pincreus. Lord,

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<v Speaker 1>we asked that your reach around his backside and we

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<v Speaker 1>asked that you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney

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<v Speaker 1>and make it hold, make it a hundred and we

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<v Speaker 1>want you to make that that kidney like it's been

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<v Speaker 1>that best kidneys. Deacon, that's Deacon, Deacon whoop. Yes, you

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<v Speaker 1>know you're saying you down, sir. They're there's nothing wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with the kidney. Deacon. I'm doing. I'm doing saying the

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<v Speaker 1>Lord Lord has been needed. Well, he's gonna work on

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<v Speaker 1>my pancres. That's what the doctors operating. No tap me forward,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what they're playing. The remove so read my

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<v Speaker 1>kidding is fining. They did what they called when they

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<v Speaker 1>in my eyes and everything else is fining. He ain't

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<v Speaker 1>working on nothing but my pancreas right right right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let me say I'm glad you brought that up with this,

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<v Speaker 1>this this one we want I call you. Huh. Of

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<v Speaker 1>course I did call to pray for you, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because I want to make sure that that that that

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<v Speaker 1>you make it through this successfully. But what another the

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<v Speaker 1>reason why I'm getting around it is here is uh,

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<v Speaker 1>what I want to ask you, and I know we

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<v Speaker 1>we you know, we've never met face to faith. I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen you a couple of times, like I said, the church,

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<v Speaker 1>but you've been out most time. Uh were you with

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<v Speaker 1>your sickness and whatnot? But now, what what I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know this is

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<v Speaker 1>I hate to come at you in the final hour

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<v Speaker 1>and you're getting ready to go out certain and all that,

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<v Speaker 1>but if you don't mind it, if you could see

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<v Speaker 1>it in your heart to to to see to do

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<v Speaker 1>something for somebody else, Yes, Uh, that's the large we

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<v Speaker 1>are you always supposed to have those who right, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you you think like that. It's not when

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<v Speaker 1>they go in on Friday morning and and remove that

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<v Speaker 1>pincer is out. Do do you think that that that

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<v Speaker 1>that they could go in and and get one of

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<v Speaker 1>your kidneys because I need one? Hold hold on, just

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<v Speaker 1>met begging up what you say? But what you say?

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<v Speaker 1>See see see what else? I've been going through myself

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<v Speaker 1>with a little ailment. And I'm wondering if if if

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<v Speaker 1>I need a kidney, and I'm wondering if you can

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<v Speaker 1>give me one of yours when they go in and

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<v Speaker 1>get your pakers. They're going already to have you open.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say you wanted them to take one of

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<v Speaker 1>my kidneys? Yeah, and give it to me because I

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<v Speaker 1>need one? You need a kidney? Yeah? What? What? What

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? You are already gonna be lading there open?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, Mr, you need a kidney I need

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<v Speaker 1>with my package? You will call me with Man, this

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<v Speaker 1>ain't now you're a deacon like I said, dick In

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<v Speaker 1>Patterson my name. But see what I'm asking you with?

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<v Speaker 1>What me? Man? Brother Connlin? What harm is it? If

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<v Speaker 1>you already open and laying on tea? Oh you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>heard a damn thing I say it? Have you? I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be man, You're crazy as hell. Now what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to do. I'm gonna need to call the

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<v Speaker 1>pastor because he's going on here. You say you knew

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<v Speaker 1>you man of damn new, Mr. Matter of fact, you

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<v Speaker 1>too damn new to know who you're talking to? What what? What?

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm saying is you have to to look like

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<v Speaker 1>you said you said they did the m R. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't give up what I said they did. Man, I

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<v Speaker 1>got two kiddens. You got to one of yours? Bad.

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<v Speaker 1>That's your problem. Mr. Let me tell you something. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get well and you're calling with this. You

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<v Speaker 1>say you're a new deacon, You damn show ills and

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<v Speaker 1>you won't be at the church long. I tell you

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<v Speaker 1>that because if I ever get close to your we

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<v Speaker 1>got some riting and do what is it gonna hurt

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<v Speaker 1>for you to give me one of them kidnings and

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<v Speaker 1>both them? If both of them kidneners as good and

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<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna hitt him? Think you ain't getting my kidden? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna what's wrong with you? Say? Man? All I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying is if you're gonna be olden and laying on

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<v Speaker 1>the table, what is it gonna hurt? Now you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>kim I won't me laying on the damn table? What

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a till you in charge of Mr. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you something. Obviously, I need to meet you

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<v Speaker 1>before I get to the hospital and got damn bad

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<v Speaker 1>getting to yours, and I can't tell you that we

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<v Speaker 1>get out, you're gonna feel a damn thing about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be damned if you're gonna call and talk to

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<v Speaker 1>me out of one of my damn kittings. Man, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to live just like you, trying to let the

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<v Speaker 1>Lord take care of me. Because what you're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus. You

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<v Speaker 1>can kiss my and get off my phone. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>you can do. Can I say one more thing to you?

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<v Speaker 1>What is you listening to me? Man? Out of listen

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<v Speaker 1>to you and you ain't talking about nothing that's got

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to do what's going on with me? Mr? You're

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<v Speaker 1>running the game. If I could get to y'all put

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<v Speaker 1>leading you. What shall I just say one more thing

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'm gonna let you go? Is you're listening

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<v Speaker 1>for what? Let's this Maphew timing from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter? Oh Lord,

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<v Speaker 1>haven that girl? Lord? Have muchy Lord, have much Jesus

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<v Speaker 1>you all right, brother, Maybe man, you have made me

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<v Speaker 1>use language that I swear I don't know, but I

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<v Speaker 1>heard my name's name using that kind of stopped a

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<v Speaker 1>long time ago talking that a way. Please forgive me God,

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<v Speaker 1>whoa y'all. I'm gonna have to Lord him mercy. My

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<v Speaker 1>heart is pal Peton Hill. Lord, have mercy, Jesus. This

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<v Speaker 1>ain't me, This ain't me. And you, I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>what I enjoyed. Steve Harvey and Netfew told me. Brother College,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta ask you one more thing, man, what is

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in

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<v Speaker 1>the land. It's gotta be It's gotta be y'all, it's

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<v Speaker 1>gotta be y'all. Hell, I don't want remember the name

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<v Speaker 1>of it now, Steve Harvey, Steve Harvey more to show

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<v Speaker 1>Lord hamp Us, I ain't gonna forget it now. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>that's how you make a deacon just go left. Question.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you make a state lose his mind. But

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<v Speaker 1>why he hitting that your mind? If they rich around around,

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<v Speaker 1>give me one of your kidneys because I need one

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<v Speaker 1>right there that go out to Thomas your mind, Senior

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<v Speaker 1>rich MPs. That go out to my daddy. How about that? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good one. Every day, Tommy every day had

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<v Speaker 1>me put it on burning on a CD for he said,

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<v Speaker 1>just burned that by the eight times and just let

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<v Speaker 1>that run. But that reminds me of Steve's Oregon do

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<v Speaker 1>on the joke when he gets to Heaven. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>donating anything. Hell m get my eyes away from working

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<v Speaker 1>my whole life to see Jesus, not less how I

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<v Speaker 1>gave my eyes. I'm the only one in heaven with

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<v Speaker 1>a dog. All right, we gotta gory. Let her coming

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<v Speaker 1>up next. We'll be right back