Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour, get ready for today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: But up next, nephew Tommy, what do you have in
Speaker 1: the prank call archives? What so I gotta say? Before
Speaker 1: my daddy left you? Can I have your kidney? He
Speaker 1: ran that in his truck over in Can I have
Speaker 1: yo kidney? Take a listena. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: reach a brother, Conny. This is how you doing? Brother?
Speaker 1: This is Deacon Pattison called him from the church. How
Speaker 1: you doing today, Deacon Patterson? Yeah, you're doing fun and
Speaker 1: you see, I'm sure I'm doing good, doing good. You
Speaker 1: know the church is behind you on what you're going through.
Speaker 1: When we were praying for you, man, we know all
Speaker 1: about the You know you're going in the surgeon on
Speaker 1: Friday to get your get your prankers removed. So I
Speaker 1: wanted to give you a call, man, have a word
Speaker 1: of pray and let you know that we all pulling
Speaker 1: for you, and we know that that the man upstairs
Speaker 1: are gonna pull you through the successful where God bless
Speaker 1: and keep you. Uh that, Deacon, God bless and keep
Speaker 1: you because I tell you I'm going through something here
Speaker 1: me and my wife. We've been talking about it and
Speaker 1: we've been praying on it, and it she was a
Speaker 1: wonderful thing to know that your church is with you
Speaker 1: and y'all thinking about me and prayer. I've really had
Speaker 1: to take this, this to the Lord. This is a
Speaker 1: serious thing with me and I ain't never had an
Speaker 1: operation before in my life, and I know I needed
Speaker 1: my wife and made it clear. The doctor made it
Speaker 1: clear that I believe I'm ready to go forward, Deacon,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna give the victory to who the y
Speaker 1: he's the victory. Let me let me have a word
Speaker 1: of proud with your brother con if you don't mind
Speaker 1: just about your head from me, Father God, we have
Speaker 1: right now. We have right now that you touch brother
Speaker 1: Connelly as he goes in on Friday, please put your
Speaker 1: hands on him. We asked, Father, that you hold on
Speaker 1: to the doctor that's getting ready to go and literally
Speaker 1: to put the seriesory on it. Yes, we asked that
Speaker 1: you make sure that the doctor it's got a strong
Speaker 1: eye on that mording with him. We asked that that
Speaker 1: that he got a steady hand when he got the
Speaker 1: scalpel in his hand. We asked that your hold own
Speaker 1: to him please as he goes into a surgeon, because
Speaker 1: we know comes side the moan, the victory, gonna beloan,
Speaker 1: the brother Connley and the Lord thank you Lord. We
Speaker 1: know all of this, but we we we asked that
Speaker 1: you take that pincers and you remove it out successingly
Speaker 1: closing back up like it will never been intoed in before.
Speaker 1: Walk with me. That's what we're asking. We asked your
Speaker 1: Lord at the same time that they're removing this pincreus. Lord,
Speaker 1: we asked that your reach around his backside and we
Speaker 1: asked that you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney
Speaker 1: and make it hold, make it a hundred and we
Speaker 1: want you to make that that kidney like it's been
Speaker 1: that best kidneys. Deacon, that's Deacon, Deacon whoop. Yes, you
Speaker 1: know you're saying you down, sir. They're there's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with the kidney. Deacon. I'm doing. I'm doing saying the
Speaker 1: Lord Lord has been needed. Well, he's gonna work on
Speaker 1: my pancres. That's what the doctors operating. No tap me forward,
Speaker 1: and that's what they're playing. The remove so read my
Speaker 1: kidding is fining. They did what they called when they
Speaker 1: in my eyes and everything else is fining. He ain't
Speaker 1: working on nothing but my pancreas right right right. Well,
Speaker 1: let me say I'm glad you brought that up with this,
Speaker 1: this this one we want I call you. Huh. Of
Speaker 1: course I did call to pray for you, you know,
Speaker 1: because I want to make sure that that that that
Speaker 1: you make it through this successfully. But what another the
Speaker 1: reason why I'm getting around it is here is uh,
Speaker 1: what I want to ask you, and I know we
Speaker 1: we you know, we've never met face to faith. I've
Speaker 1: seen you a couple of times, like I said, the church,
Speaker 1: but you've been out most time. Uh were you with
Speaker 1: your sickness and whatnot? But now, what what I was
Speaker 1: gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know this is
Speaker 1: I hate to come at you in the final hour
Speaker 1: and you're getting ready to go out certain and all that,
Speaker 1: but if you don't mind it, if you could see
Speaker 1: it in your heart to to to see to do
Speaker 1: something for somebody else, Yes, Uh, that's the large we
Speaker 1: are you always supposed to have those who right, And
Speaker 1: I'm glad you you think like that. It's not when
Speaker 1: they go in on Friday morning and and remove that
Speaker 1: pincer is out. Do do you think that that that
Speaker 1: that they could go in and and get one of
Speaker 1: your kidneys because I need one? Hold hold on, just
Speaker 1: met begging up what you say? But what you say?
Speaker 1: See see see what else? I've been going through myself
Speaker 1: with a little ailment. And I'm wondering if if if
Speaker 1: I need a kidney, and I'm wondering if you can
Speaker 1: give me one of yours when they go in and
Speaker 1: get your pakers. They're going already to have you open.
Speaker 1: Did you say you wanted them to take one of
Speaker 1: my kidneys? Yeah, and give it to me because I
Speaker 1: need one? You need a kidney? Yeah? What? What? What
Speaker 1: I mean? You are already gonna be lading there open?
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Mr, you need a kidney I need
Speaker 1: with my package? You will call me with Man, this
Speaker 1: ain't now you're a deacon like I said, dick In
Speaker 1: Patterson my name. But see what I'm asking you with?
Speaker 1: What me? Man? Brother Connlin? What harm is it? If
Speaker 1: you already open and laying on tea? Oh you ain't
Speaker 1: heard a damn thing I say it? Have you? I said,
Speaker 1: I'll be man, You're crazy as hell. Now what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to do. I'm gonna need to call the
Speaker 1: pastor because he's going on here. You say you knew
Speaker 1: you man of damn new, Mr. Matter of fact, you
Speaker 1: too damn new to know who you're talking to? What what? What?
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is you have to to look like
Speaker 1: you said you said they did the m R. You
Speaker 1: don't give up what I said they did. Man, I
Speaker 1: got two kiddens. You got to one of yours? Bad.
Speaker 1: That's your problem. Mr. Let me tell you something. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get well and you're calling with this. You
Speaker 1: say you're a new deacon, You damn show ills and
Speaker 1: you won't be at the church long. I tell you
Speaker 1: that because if I ever get close to your we
Speaker 1: got some riting and do what is it gonna hurt
Speaker 1: for you to give me one of them kidnings and
Speaker 1: both them? If both of them kidneners as good and
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hitt him? Think you ain't getting my kidden? Man,
Speaker 1: ain't gonna what's wrong with you? Say? Man? All I'm
Speaker 1: saying is if you're gonna be olden and laying on
Speaker 1: the table, what is it gonna hurt? Now you're gonna
Speaker 1: kim I won't me laying on the damn table? What
Speaker 1: kind of a till you in charge of Mr. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. Obviously, I need to meet you
Speaker 1: before I get to the hospital and got damn bad
Speaker 1: getting to yours, and I can't tell you that we
Speaker 1: get out, you're gonna feel a damn thing about that.
Speaker 1: I'll be damned if you're gonna call and talk to
Speaker 1: me out of one of my damn kittings. Man, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to live just like you, trying to let the
Speaker 1: Lord take care of me. Because what you're talking about
Speaker 1: ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus. You
Speaker 1: can kiss my and get off my phone. That's what
Speaker 1: you can do. Can I say one more thing to you?
Speaker 1: What is you listening to me? Man? Out of listen
Speaker 1: to you and you ain't talking about nothing that's got
Speaker 1: nothing to do what's going on with me? Mr? You're
Speaker 1: running the game. If I could get to y'all put
Speaker 1: leading you. What shall I just say one more thing
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna let you go? Is you're listening
Speaker 1: for what? Let's this Maphew timing from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter? Oh Lord,
Speaker 1: haven that girl? Lord? Have muchy Lord, have much Jesus
Speaker 1: you all right, brother, Maybe man, you have made me
Speaker 1: use language that I swear I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: heard my name's name using that kind of stopped a
Speaker 1: long time ago talking that a way. Please forgive me God,
Speaker 1: whoa y'all. I'm gonna have to Lord him mercy. My
Speaker 1: heart is pal Peton Hill. Lord, have mercy, Jesus. This
Speaker 1: ain't me, This ain't me. And you, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what I enjoyed. Steve Harvey and Netfew told me. Brother College,
Speaker 1: I gotta ask you one more thing, man, what is
Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
Speaker 1: the land. It's gotta be It's gotta be y'all, it's
Speaker 1: gotta be y'all. Hell, I don't want remember the name
Speaker 1: of it now, Steve Harvey, Steve Harvey more to show
Speaker 1: Lord hamp Us, I ain't gonna forget it now. Now,
Speaker 1: that's how you make a deacon just go left. Question.
Speaker 1: That's how you make a state lose his mind. But
Speaker 1: why he hitting that your mind? If they rich around around,
Speaker 1: give me one of your kidneys because I need one
Speaker 1: right there that go out to Thomas your mind, Senior
Speaker 1: rich MPs. That go out to my daddy. How about that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Every day, Tommy every day had
Speaker 1: me put it on burning on a CD for he said,
Speaker 1: just burned that by the eight times and just let
Speaker 1: that run. But that reminds me of Steve's Oregon do
Speaker 1: on the joke when he gets to Heaven. I'm not
Speaker 1: donating anything. Hell m get my eyes away from working
Speaker 1: my whole life to see Jesus, not less how I
Speaker 1: gave my eyes. I'm the only one in heaven with
Speaker 1: a dog. All right, we gotta gory. Let her coming
Speaker 1: up next. We'll be right back