1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:02,840 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,680 Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour, get ready for today's strawberry letter. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,760 Speaker 1: But up next, nephew Tommy, what do you have in 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:15,000 Speaker 1: the prank call archives? What so I gotta say? Before 5 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:18,880 Speaker 1: my daddy left you? Can I have your kidney? He 6 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 1: ran that in his truck over in Can I have 7 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:30,639 Speaker 1: yo kidney? Take a listena. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to 8 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 1: reach a brother, Conny. This is how you doing? Brother? 9 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 1: This is Deacon Pattison called him from the church. How 10 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 1: you doing today, Deacon Patterson? Yeah, you're doing fun and 11 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: you see, I'm sure I'm doing good, doing good. You 12 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,840 Speaker 1: know the church is behind you on what you're going through. 13 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 1: When we were praying for you, man, we know all 14 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,600 Speaker 1: about the You know you're going in the surgeon on 15 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 1: Friday to get your get your prankers removed. So I 16 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 1: wanted to give you a call, man, have a word 17 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 1: of pray and let you know that we all pulling 18 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 1: for you, and we know that that the man upstairs 19 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 1: are gonna pull you through the successful where God bless 20 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 1: and keep you. Uh that, Deacon, God bless and keep 21 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,480 Speaker 1: you because I tell you I'm going through something here 22 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: me and my wife. We've been talking about it and 23 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: we've been praying on it, and it she was a 24 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,440 Speaker 1: wonderful thing to know that your church is with you 25 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 1: and y'all thinking about me and prayer. I've really had 26 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: to take this, this to the Lord. This is a 27 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 1: serious thing with me and I ain't never had an 28 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: operation before in my life, and I know I needed 29 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,120 Speaker 1: my wife and made it clear. The doctor made it 30 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,360 Speaker 1: clear that I believe I'm ready to go forward, Deacon, 31 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 1: and we're gonna give the victory to who the y 32 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,960 Speaker 1: he's the victory. Let me let me have a word 33 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:40,680 Speaker 1: of proud with your brother con if you don't mind 34 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,320 Speaker 1: just about your head from me, Father God, we have 35 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:46,680 Speaker 1: right now. We have right now that you touch brother 36 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 1: Connelly as he goes in on Friday, please put your 37 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: hands on him. We asked, Father, that you hold on 38 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 1: to the doctor that's getting ready to go and literally 39 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 1: to put the seriesory on it. Yes, we asked that 40 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 1: you make sure that the doctor it's got a strong 41 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 1: eye on that mording with him. We asked that that 42 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: that he got a steady hand when he got the 43 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:10,239 Speaker 1: scalpel in his hand. We asked that your hold own 44 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: to him please as he goes into a surgeon, because 45 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: we know comes side the moan, the victory, gonna beloan, 46 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,240 Speaker 1: the brother Connley and the Lord thank you Lord. We 47 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,360 Speaker 1: know all of this, but we we we asked that 48 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,320 Speaker 1: you take that pincers and you remove it out successingly 49 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 1: closing back up like it will never been intoed in before. 50 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,520 Speaker 1: Walk with me. That's what we're asking. We asked your 51 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 1: Lord at the same time that they're removing this pincreus. Lord, 52 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:39,080 Speaker 1: we asked that your reach around his backside and we 53 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:42,920 Speaker 1: asked that you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney 54 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:45,640 Speaker 1: and make it hold, make it a hundred and we 55 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: want you to make that that kidney like it's been 56 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 1: that best kidneys. Deacon, that's Deacon, Deacon whoop. Yes, you 57 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 1: know you're saying you down, sir. They're there's nothing wrong 58 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:59,679 Speaker 1: with the kidney. Deacon. I'm doing. I'm doing saying the 59 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,079 Speaker 1: Lord Lord has been needed. Well, he's gonna work on 60 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:06,080 Speaker 1: my pancres. That's what the doctors operating. No tap me forward, 61 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: and that's what they're playing. The remove so read my 62 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,560 Speaker 1: kidding is fining. They did what they called when they 63 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:13,119 Speaker 1: in my eyes and everything else is fining. He ain't 64 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: working on nothing but my pancreas right right right. Well, 65 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: let me say I'm glad you brought that up with this, 66 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: this this one we want I call you. Huh. Of 67 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: course I did call to pray for you, you know, 68 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 1: because I want to make sure that that that that 69 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,679 Speaker 1: you make it through this successfully. But what another the 70 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:32,120 Speaker 1: reason why I'm getting around it is here is uh, 71 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: what I want to ask you, and I know we 72 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: we you know, we've never met face to faith. I've 73 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 1: seen you a couple of times, like I said, the church, 74 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: but you've been out most time. Uh were you with 75 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,960 Speaker 1: your sickness and whatnot? But now, what what I was 76 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 1: gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know this is 77 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 1: I hate to come at you in the final hour 78 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,760 Speaker 1: and you're getting ready to go out certain and all that, 79 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: but if you don't mind it, if you could see 80 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 1: it in your heart to to to see to do 81 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 1: something for somebody else, Yes, Uh, that's the large we 82 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 1: are you always supposed to have those who right, And 83 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,000 Speaker 1: I'm glad you you think like that. It's not when 84 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 1: they go in on Friday morning and and remove that 85 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 1: pincer is out. Do do you think that that that 86 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,719 Speaker 1: that they could go in and and get one of 87 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:21,240 Speaker 1: your kidneys because I need one? Hold hold on, just 88 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:25,039 Speaker 1: met begging up what you say? But what you say? 89 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: See see see what else? I've been going through myself 90 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 1: with a little ailment. And I'm wondering if if if 91 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 1: I need a kidney, and I'm wondering if you can 92 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 1: give me one of yours when they go in and 93 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 1: get your pakers. They're going already to have you open. 94 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 1: Did you say you wanted them to take one of 95 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 1: my kidneys? Yeah, and give it to me because I 96 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: need one? You need a kidney? Yeah? What? What? What 97 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 1: I mean? You are already gonna be lading there open? 98 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,159 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Mr, you need a kidney I need 99 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 1: with my package? You will call me with Man, this 100 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 1: ain't now you're a deacon like I said, dick In 101 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,080 Speaker 1: Patterson my name. But see what I'm asking you with? 102 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:05,120 Speaker 1: What me? Man? Brother Connlin? What harm is it? If 103 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 1: you already open and laying on tea? Oh you ain't 104 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 1: heard a damn thing I say it? Have you? I said, 105 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,360 Speaker 1: I'll be man, You're crazy as hell. Now what I'm 106 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,159 Speaker 1: gonna have to do. I'm gonna need to call the 107 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 1: pastor because he's going on here. You say you knew 108 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,200 Speaker 1: you man of damn new, Mr. Matter of fact, you 109 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 1: too damn new to know who you're talking to? What what? What? 110 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 1: What I'm saying is you have to to look like 111 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,720 Speaker 1: you said you said they did the m R. You 112 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 1: don't give up what I said they did. Man, I 113 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 1: got two kiddens. You got to one of yours? Bad. 114 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,839 Speaker 1: That's your problem. Mr. Let me tell you something. I'm 115 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:38,680 Speaker 1: trying to get well and you're calling with this. You 116 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: say you're a new deacon, You damn show ills and 117 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,479 Speaker 1: you won't be at the church long. I tell you 118 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,920 Speaker 1: that because if I ever get close to your we 119 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 1: got some riting and do what is it gonna hurt 120 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 1: for you to give me one of them kidnings and 121 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,719 Speaker 1: both them? If both of them kidneners as good and 122 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 1: ain't gonna hitt him? Think you ain't getting my kidden? Man, 123 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 1: ain't gonna what's wrong with you? Say? Man? All I'm 124 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:59,800 Speaker 1: saying is if you're gonna be olden and laying on 125 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 1: the table, what is it gonna hurt? Now you're gonna 126 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: kim I won't me laying on the damn table? What 127 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: kind of a till you in charge of Mr. Let 128 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,400 Speaker 1: me tell you something. Obviously, I need to meet you 129 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:13,640 Speaker 1: before I get to the hospital and got damn bad 130 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 1: getting to yours, and I can't tell you that we 131 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 1: get out, you're gonna feel a damn thing about that. 132 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,840 Speaker 1: I'll be damned if you're gonna call and talk to 133 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 1: me out of one of my damn kittings. Man, I'm 134 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: trying to live just like you, trying to let the 135 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,000 Speaker 1: Lord take care of me. Because what you're talking about 136 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 1: ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus. You 137 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,760 Speaker 1: can kiss my and get off my phone. That's what 138 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,920 Speaker 1: you can do. Can I say one more thing to you? 139 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,560 Speaker 1: What is you listening to me? Man? Out of listen 140 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,400 Speaker 1: to you and you ain't talking about nothing that's got 141 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,480 Speaker 1: nothing to do what's going on with me? Mr? You're 142 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,760 Speaker 1: running the game. If I could get to y'all put 143 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:47,800 Speaker 1: leading you. What shall I just say one more thing 144 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna let you go? Is you're listening 145 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:53,680 Speaker 1: for what? Let's this Maphew timing from the Steve Harvey 146 00:06:53,839 --> 00:07:00,640 Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter? Oh Lord, 147 00:07:00,839 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 1: haven that girl? Lord? Have muchy Lord, have much Jesus 148 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 1: you all right, brother, Maybe man, you have made me 149 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 1: use language that I swear I don't know, but I 150 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,560 Speaker 1: heard my name's name using that kind of stopped a 151 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 1: long time ago talking that a way. Please forgive me God, 152 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 1: whoa y'all. I'm gonna have to Lord him mercy. My 153 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: heart is pal Peton Hill. Lord, have mercy, Jesus. This 154 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 1: ain't me, This ain't me. And you, I'll tell you 155 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 1: what I enjoyed. Steve Harvey and Netfew told me. Brother College, 156 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:36,240 Speaker 1: I gotta ask you one more thing, man, what is 157 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:40,040 Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in 158 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 1: the land. It's gotta be It's gotta be y'all, it's 159 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 1: gotta be y'all. Hell, I don't want remember the name 160 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:50,240 Speaker 1: of it now, Steve Harvey, Steve Harvey more to show 161 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,560 Speaker 1: Lord hamp Us, I ain't gonna forget it now. Now, 162 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,640 Speaker 1: that's how you make a deacon just go left. Question. 163 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,520 Speaker 1: That's how you make a state lose his mind. But 164 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:08,320 Speaker 1: why he hitting that your mind? If they rich around around, 165 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,840 Speaker 1: give me one of your kidneys because I need one 166 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,960 Speaker 1: right there that go out to Thomas your mind, Senior 167 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,520 Speaker 1: rich MPs. That go out to my daddy. How about that? Yeah, 168 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:25,080 Speaker 1: that's a good one. Every day, Tommy every day had 169 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:27,560 Speaker 1: me put it on burning on a CD for he said, 170 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,480 Speaker 1: just burned that by the eight times and just let 171 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 1: that run. But that reminds me of Steve's Oregon do 172 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:38,640 Speaker 1: on the joke when he gets to Heaven. I'm not 173 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:42,120 Speaker 1: donating anything. Hell m get my eyes away from working 174 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,520 Speaker 1: my whole life to see Jesus, not less how I 175 00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:47,320 Speaker 1: gave my eyes. I'm the only one in heaven with 176 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:54,120 Speaker 1: a dog. All right, we gotta gory. Let her coming 177 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,400 Speaker 1: up next. We'll be right back