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Speaker 1: Another Hello, Hey, this is Steve from Evergreen dry Cleaners.

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Speaker 1: Is Heather there? Um? Yeah, this is she I'm assuming

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Speaker 1: you're calling because I'm supposed to pick it up tonight

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Speaker 1: for an event. We actually had a slight situation with

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Speaker 1: your dress that I need to talk to you about.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's really it's really kind of a funny story.

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Speaker 1: You know what, let's just cut to the chase. Where

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Speaker 1: is my dress? Well, a couple of nights ago, I

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Speaker 1: got really drunk. Okay, I don't care what about my dress.

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Speaker 1: This all has a point, ma'am, if you'll give me

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Speaker 1: a second. I got really drunk, and apparently there's video

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Speaker 1: from the security footage. But I tried it on your dress.

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Speaker 1: What you put my dress on? Yeah, but I was drunk,

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Speaker 1: and I don't care what you were. Why would you

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Speaker 1: even begin to think that that was an okay thing

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Speaker 1: to do, drunk or not. You know, I don't even

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Speaker 1: really remember doing it. I just still have your job.

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Speaker 1: I remember saying that I wanted to be the belle

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Speaker 1: of the referends are joking about how you know I

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Speaker 1: was beautiful. I wanted to put on a nice dress

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Speaker 1: and prance around. So because believable. Here are you telling?

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to tell me my dress? It's just

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Speaker 1: sking ruined? Yeah? I passed out in your dress, and

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Speaker 1: I may have wet myself. Okay, So you kiss on

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Speaker 1: my dress? No I didn't. I didn't pee on your dress. Okay.

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Speaker 1: What's the difference whether you keet on it or you

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Speaker 1: pissed yourself while you were wearing it? Yeah? I peed

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Speaker 1: in it. You have literally got to be the dumbest

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Speaker 1: person I have ever talked to on this planet. I

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Speaker 1: think that's a little rude, ma'am. Don't you. I can

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Speaker 1: be rude if I want to. It's not rude. It's

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Speaker 1: calling you what you are, which is a idiot. Man.

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Speaker 1: We've had it dry clean for you. It does not

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Speaker 1: make this better, man. That does not make this better

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Speaker 1: at all. There is a faint scent of urine, but

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Speaker 1: I don't think anybody will be able to tell. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, oh my god. Like you

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Speaker 1: could just wear it at your event and if you

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Speaker 1: put enough perfume on, nobody will even know. I will

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Speaker 1: go out and buy you a dress with my own money.

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Speaker 1: This is eight dress, no wonder. It felt so nice

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Speaker 1: on my legs. I mean, but I don't give a

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Speaker 1: fly and how it felt. I'm just trying to compliment

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Speaker 1: you on your fashion choice, ma'am. I don't want your

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Speaker 1: fashion advice. You just pissed on my dress. So I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I have eight hundred dollars to buy

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Speaker 1: you a new dress, though, Well you better find it.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe we go to Old Navy. Just

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Speaker 1: say that to me, but they have Look, they have

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Speaker 1: great deals there, Like you can get a great deal.

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Speaker 1: I bet you I could find you a dress there,

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Speaker 1: and we could get you a performance fleece. Oh don't

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Speaker 1: you flap at me, Heather. You know what, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: take you a small plane, Heather. This is actually jewel

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Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving on

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Speaker 1: to two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh holy oh no, you did not. Your sister Naomi

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Speaker 1: set you up. She said that you've been nervous about

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Speaker 1: some party that you had to go to for like

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. Now, oh my god, I'm in

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Speaker 1: a killer. Is this on the radio? Yeah? It is?

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Speaker 1: Oh really? Yeah? So this is on the radio. Great

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Speaker 1: because so everybody should know my sister slept with her neighbor.

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Speaker 1: You're evil. Yeah. Wake up every morning with jubl foone

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Speaker 1: tabs weekday mornings on the twenties point five