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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. And I guess I just probably should

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Speaker 1: let you know well as a journalist, I mean, as

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Speaker 1: a journalist, I need to let you it's journalist Jesse.

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Speaker 1: There's just no one better. We love Jesse. He's the best. Jesse.

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Speaker 1: Please kiss my baby, Jessie. Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jessie. You

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Speaker 1: already know that Kevin McCarthy lost his sixth consecutive bid

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Speaker 1: for the speaker today. Which you probably don't know is

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Speaker 1: that eight pm Eastern time they fire the whole dag

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Speaker 1: On thing up again. No, I don't expect anything to

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Speaker 1: is clearly something that's going to drag on. Let's get

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Speaker 1: to what I was talking about. Wall Street Journal ran

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Speaker 1: a piece today. I rip on them a lot, but

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Speaker 1: I want to make sure I give him credit when

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Speaker 1: they do good work. They do on occasion. The US

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Speaker 1: government's woke training. That's the piece, and they included the

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Speaker 1: actual materials in here. This. Let's go ahead and Chris

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Speaker 1: hold On, I need to say a word first, because

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Speaker 1: this is from the US Army, and the word is vignette.

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Speaker 1: Is that vignette? I don't know. I don't speak I

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Speaker 1: don't speak Italian. That's it's vignette, Michael, That's what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Are you making that up right now? No, he's all right,

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Speaker 1: Michael swears that's vignette. I already knew what it meant.

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Speaker 1: knew anyway. The first vignette that says, because he did

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Speaker 1: not undergo a surgical change, the soldier still has female genitalia.

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Speaker 1: The headline of it, I should I should say. The

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Speaker 1: The vignette, the full vignette is this following his transition

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Speaker 1: sex reassignment surgery and gender marker. In Deer's I don't

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Speaker 1: know what DearS is. I don't care. A transgender soldier

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Speaker 1: he did not undergo a surgical change, the soldier still

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Speaker 1: has female genitalia. This mental illness is your United States Army.

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Speaker 1: over four hundred thousand mental casualties in World War Two.

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Speaker 1: You've heard me discuss it before on the show. You

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Speaker 1: can't imagine what it's like. People just break. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if I've ever told you the story before, Actually

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Speaker 1: he could get sent out. I've seen videos before, because

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm a documentary I'm forty one going on

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Speaker 1: eighty one. I'm a documentary obsessed person. And I've seen

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Speaker 1: videos before of marines at Pellalu standing on a boat

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Speaker 1: He has lost his mind. He's the mind just broke.

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Speaker 1: These were normal people, These were people, overwhelmingly who grew

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Speaker 1: what exactly is it? Sulia studio, so studio. What does

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Speaker 1: kellyshow dot com, soseudio. It was interesting your comments today

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Speaker 1: successful in recruiting him, he's gonna be on this show

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Speaker 1: like once a week begging for money. And I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell him too, because we're gonna try to take down

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Speaker 1: one of these rhinos. We're gonna go rhino hunting here

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Speaker 1: on the show. But he's no matter what we can do,

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Speaker 1: no matter what you can do, no matter what I

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Speaker 1: can do, Chips not going to is as much money

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Speaker 1: as Cornin does. The GOP primary voter who complains a

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Speaker 1: lot about the state of the GOP, does he care

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Speaker 1: enough to actually look into something for five minutes and

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Speaker 1: then go out and vote in a primary in a

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Speaker 1: way that is consistent with his values or do you

434
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Speaker 1: not care enough? We brought up earlier in the show.

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Speaker 1: I've brought this up before. We were talking about change

436
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Speaker 1: is hard, and we were bringing up, you know, quitting

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Speaker 1: things you're addicted to, or we brought up if you're

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Speaker 1: fat and you're trying to lose weight or something like that.

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Speaker 1: Brought these things up earlier in the show. The truth is,

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Speaker 1: if you are and you've heard me talked like this before,

441
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Speaker 1: if you are currently struggling with something, If you are

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Speaker 1: overweight and you want to lose weight and you're trying

443
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Speaker 1: maybe something small. Maybe skip breakfast today, Maybe he went

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Speaker 1: for a walk. I'm so proud of you if you

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Speaker 1: are trying to quit drinking and shoot. Maybe you failed tonight,

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Speaker 1: Maybe you stopped by liquor store on the way home

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Speaker 1: and you failed tonight. But maybe yesterday you did good.

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Speaker 1: You went a day without him. Today you failed. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna try again tomorrow. I'm proud of you. When I'm

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Speaker 1: not proud is when you're not trying at all and

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Speaker 1: constantly going to the polls to vote for the same

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Speaker 1: GOP losers over and over and over again in the primaries,

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Speaker 1: or even worse, not going to the polls. Then we're

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Speaker 1: not even trying. Then there's nothing to be proud of,

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Speaker 1: and then we don't actually want change. John Cornyn and

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Speaker 1: his last primary got seventy six percent of the primary vote.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if he's running against the baked potato.

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Speaker 1: That loser should never get seventy six percent of the vote,

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Speaker 1: especially in a state like mine that prides itself. I'm

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00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,920
Speaker 1: being so red and it's a Republican. Don't bring your

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Speaker 1: California to my Texas. My Texas. My Texas has one

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Speaker 1: good senator and one who's just as responsible for the

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Speaker 1: rot in this country as anyone on the Democrat side,

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Speaker 1: and the red state of Texas hasn't done anything about

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Speaker 1: it yet. Maybe next time, let's put our money where

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Speaker 1: our morals are, and let's put our vote where our

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Speaker 1: morals are and support somebody. And maybe this applies to

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Speaker 1: you in your State's not know, most of my listeners

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Speaker 1: aren't from Texas. I have a bunch in Texas, but

470
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Speaker 1: it's a national show. Maybe you have a state senator,

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Speaker 1: a congressman who's good and he's thinking about making a

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Speaker 1: run at one of your loser US senators, Like if

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Speaker 1: you're in Utah, maybe in Utah right now, maybe you

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Speaker 1: have somebody you want to run against Mitt Romney because well,

475
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Speaker 1: Mitt Rodney's an embarrassment. Are we going to gather around

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Speaker 1: him fundraise for him? Are we going to support him

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Speaker 1: or her? And the voter itself? Forget about the fundraising part,

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Speaker 1: forget about that part of it, the voters in Utah

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Speaker 1: or the show's thankfully really big in Utah, the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Yelly Show. Are you going to care enough to go

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00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 1: vote in that primary and vote against the people you hate?

482
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,880
Speaker 1: Are you going to drag friends and family there. Are

483
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 1: you gonna have the guts this because this takes guts.

484
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: Are you gonna have the guts to talk to friends

485
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Speaker 1: and family who you don't get into politics with before

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Speaker 1: the primary and say, hey, you're voting in the primary.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure, Hey man, you should and you should

488
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Speaker 1: really vote against Mitt Romney. We really need you to.

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Speaker 1: That's how we win. That's how we take the low

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Speaker 1: tg op and turn it into the anti communist goop,

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Speaker 1: because that's the ultimate goal. That's how we win. Don't

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00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: tell me how much you care, Show me all right,

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Speaker 1: some emails someone has a problem in their city, Hang

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Speaker 1: on feeling a little stocky, Follow like and subscribe on

495
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: social at Jesse Kelly DC. It is the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: I do love some Tom Petty and I actually enjoy

497
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Speaker 1: that song. But what is living like a refugee means?

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Speaker 1: Should I be listening to the more of the words

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Speaker 1: of the song, Chris, I'm not clear on that. One

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Speaker 1: more thing, by the way, on the on the primary stuff,

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00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: and and challenging these people and putting our votes and

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Speaker 1: our money in our time where our morals are. Remember,

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Speaker 1: I've been railing on John Corny because he's my useless senator.

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Speaker 1: Twenty percent of Republicans voted in that primary. Twenty You

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Speaker 1: know what percentage of Democrats voted in there that same year, fifty?

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Speaker 1: So why does the Democratic Party look like the full

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Speaker 1: blown communist party and yet the Republican Party is this

508
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: milktoast group of losers. Well, because the people who care

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Speaker 1: in the Democratic Party actually show up and vote in

510
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Speaker 1: Democrat primaries. Republicans we don't, or we show up and

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Speaker 1: vote for the same loser we've had. I saw him

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Speaker 1: on the news. He came to our our women's Republican

513
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Speaker 1: pancake breakfast. He was so nice to me, he took

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Speaker 1: a picture. I'll vote for him again, lose over and over.

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Speaker 1: And Chris brought up a good point, which is very rare.

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Speaker 1: I know what's wrong with you tonight, Chris, Well, Chris,

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Speaker 1: that's not you know what, that's not a very nice finger.

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00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: Put that away. Chris brought up a good point getting involved.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you can't especially now, maybe you can't send maybe

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Speaker 1: you can't send one hundred bucks, five hundred bucks, whatever

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Speaker 1: it is to the candidate. Whenever we get a good

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Speaker 1: primary challenger for these people, I get that you don't

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Speaker 1: have the money. You don't have the money. I get

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Speaker 1: that yard signs are free most of the time. Bumper

525
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 1: stickers are free most of the time. T shirts, hats.

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Speaker 1: It costs spirtually nothing to throw a bumper sticker on

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Speaker 1: your car or a yard sign and it maybe you're

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00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: rolling your eyes at that. Let me tell you, do

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Speaker 1: you well, let me ask you, do you have any

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Speaker 1: idea how much money companies spend on things like NASCAR?

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Speaker 1: What you're watching Nascar? I don't because they're a bunch

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Speaker 1: of comi trash. Now, but I know you've seen Nascar.

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Speaker 1: I know you've seen the M and M scar in

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Speaker 1: the home depot car and then and then they get

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Speaker 1: out where those little four foot tall racers get out

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Speaker 1: and they're wearing the little jumpsuits with eight million patches

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Speaker 1: on it. Been to a baseball game seeing how oh

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Speaker 1: wow right field sponsored by Pizza Hut. Do you think

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00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: all those companies spend all that money on some stupid

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Speaker 1: sign in center field because it doesn't work. What goes

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00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: into your eyes and ears does work. That yard sign

542
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: is worth something. Maybe your neighbors, maybe they'll drive by

543
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: that enough times and then they'll walk in that primary booth. Huh,

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Speaker 1: chip Roy. Oh that's the one that's the yard sign

545
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: Jesse has in his yard. Oh shoot, I recognize that name.

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Speaker 1: I'll vote for chip Roy. Jesse knows what he's talking about.

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Speaker 1: Let's get involved in primaries. Primaries, primaries. All right, alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: that's enough of that. Let's get to something else. Speaking

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Speaker 1: of putting your money where your morals are, atomatic bill

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00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: pay is a thing that's obviously going to be a thing.

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00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go old school. I missed today's

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00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: when I could write a check. I'm not going to

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00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: do that, and I don't, by the way, But there

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00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: is a negative to it. There are negatives to it. One,

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00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: you can overdraft your account pretty easily. I did that

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00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: when I was out of work one time, so that sucked. Two,

557
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: you put out of your mind the companies that you're

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Speaker 1: sending money to every month. Like when we talk about

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Speaker 1: your cell phone company. When you if you have Verizon

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00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,959
Speaker 1: right now, or you have T Mobile, or you have

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Speaker 1: a T ANDT. You have one of these companies right now,

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Speaker 1: it's probably not something you really think about that often.

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00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: How often do you think about who your cell phone

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Speaker 1: company is? And you definitely don't think about them. When

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00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: the money comes out automatically, you're not sitting down anymore

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Speaker 1: busting out the check book. Okay, at and T one

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00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: hundred and forty dollars, you're not doing that anymore. It

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00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: all comes out automatically. But that kills us because then

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Speaker 1: we're not mindful about where we're sending that money. Guess what.

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Speaker 1: You can sign up with Pure Talk, a company that

571
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: shares your values, and they'll have the same automatic bill pay.

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00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: Don't worry, you don't have to go back to writing checks.

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00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: My money to pure Talk comes out every single month.

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00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: Yet my money is going to a company that actually

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00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: loves me and loves my values. So why not switch?

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Speaker 1: We're talking about ten minutes on the phone. If you

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Speaker 1: picked up your cell phone right now and hit pound

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00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: two five zero and said Jesse Kelly, ten minutes on

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Speaker 1: the phone, you keep your phone, keep your number, or

580
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: get new phone, new number. They have all that too.

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00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: My bill got cut in half, a lower bill with

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Speaker 1: the company that shares your values. Why didn't you switch?

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00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: Dial pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly. All right,

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Speaker 1: pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly, switch to Pure Talk.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to some emails here, dear salting of symmetry,

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Speaker 1: in case I should catch everyone up after realize that

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Speaker 1: I've been informed by my mentor, Michael Barry. He's the

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Speaker 1: reason I do radio. He informed me because he heard

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Speaker 1: about how fast the show is growing. He said, you

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Speaker 1: are aware that how fast the show is growing. You're

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Speaker 1: going to have to update all the new listeners on

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Speaker 1: all the new stupid things you do. He did call

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Speaker 1: them stupid, which wasn't very nice. On all the new

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Speaker 1: stupid things you do daily on a show, it's not

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Speaker 1: a long list, Chris, that's not very nice. There's maybe

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Speaker 1: one stupid thing. I don't know what your problem is, anyway,

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00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: he said, you need to update people on the stupid things.

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Speaker 1: The symmetry and symmetrical thing comes from I think it

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00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 1: actually came from a caller one night. I forget his name.

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Speaker 1: It came from a callar. We were trying to figure

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Speaker 1: out why people are, why some people are considered good

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Speaker 1: looking and why some aren't, and he was talking about

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Speaker 1: people have symmetry to their faces where one side is

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Speaker 1: exactly the same as the other side. And he said,

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Speaker 1: you know, like you you and Denzel Washington, and since

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00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: that moment me and Denzel have been basically basically others.

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Speaker 1: Was symmetry. We're symmetrical brothers. That's why we're so handsome.

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Speaker 1: I should note you can email the show Jesse at

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com if you want to tell

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Speaker 1: me how handsome I am. All the emails go to

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Speaker 1: Chris and then he prints him all off for me

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Speaker 1: and enrolls his eyes and then we go all right,

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Speaker 1: Jesse dear Stulton of symmetry. Our City Council painted a

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Speaker 1: quote temporary Progress Pride flag on our city Center street

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Speaker 1: crossing in our city Center street crossing for Pride Month,

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Speaker 1: which was June of last year. It was supposed to

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Speaker 1: be a temporary art installation. I don't know what kind

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Speaker 1: of paint they use, but it was definitely not temporary.

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Speaker 1: It's been eight months and that thing is still there.

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Speaker 1: They lied to us about it being a short term

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Speaker 1: art installation and use taxpayer money to buy permanent paint.

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Speaker 1: How do we fight this atrocity? By eleven year old

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Speaker 1: Sons suggests we turn it into a Puerto Rican flag

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Speaker 1: as the shapes matchup, and what a hilarious way to

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Speaker 1: deface public art. We need your guidance, O great man,

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Speaker 1: and you whisper thank you for your help is from Melinda.

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Speaker 1: All right, Melinda, well one, your boy sounds freaking awesome.

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Speaker 1: That's one. Two. No, you can't do that. Listen. There

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Speaker 1: are two els to save the country, as you know.

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Speaker 1: And what are the two els? Local and legal? As

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Speaker 1: well as much as I despise the fact you have

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Speaker 1: to drive over a tranny flag every single day and

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Speaker 1: it's hilarious as I think, the idea is, don't get

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Speaker 1: yourself or your boy in legal trouble by defacing public property.

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Speaker 1: Don't be out there committing crimes. That's the bad news.

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Speaker 1: The other news is even worse. There is a way,

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Speaker 1: there's definitely a way you can get your trans flags

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Speaker 1: removed from your city streets. There is a way that

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Speaker 1: you can get the drag queen drag queens out of

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Speaker 1: your city's public libraries so they stop sitting there swinging

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Speaker 1: in the breeze reading to your children. There is a

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Speaker 1: way to accomplish these things. That's the good news. The

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Speaker 1: bad news is you're not gonna like it. Are you

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Speaker 1: ready for it? Tell you? In a second, surrounding by

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Speaker 1: strangers of the Realmemfort