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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour.

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Speaker 2: It's my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is

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Speaker 2: I want to tell her so bad.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that.

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Speaker 2: Find out what that's all about in just a few

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Speaker 2: because right now it is time for the nephew and

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Speaker 2: today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Nephew, what you got for us?

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Speaker 4: This right here, Shirley is This is called adoption agency.

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Speaker 4: Adoption agency. I'm okay, I'm about to Yeah, I'm about

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Speaker 4: to adopt a man's child. He just don't know. I'm

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Speaker 4: about to come over there and pick the child up.

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Speaker 4: He don't know. I'm finna come through there.

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Speaker 1: Wait, what not from an agency?

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Speaker 4: I want to come through there and get the baby.

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Speaker 4: That's what I'm finsed to do. Okay, Hey, have a

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Speaker 4: baby ready? When I get to adoption eights, you gonna

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Speaker 4: take somebody child? Yeah? Yeah, Joy, imagine you got your

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Speaker 4: grand babies at the house and I'm calling you telling

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Speaker 4: you I'm going to come through there and get these babies.

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Speaker 4: Will get there, Okay, I'm gonna get it to you. Alright,

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Speaker 4: let's go chet. This right here is adoption agents. Let's

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Speaker 4: go Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence. H yeah, this is

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Speaker 3: the Clarence. How you doing man? This is Robert Robert.

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Speaker 3: We were trying to get a schedule with you guys.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we can swing through and uh pick up little Clarence.

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Speaker 3: I guess around six, if you guys are available around six.

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Speaker 5: H okay, hey, what do you mean picking up little Clarence?

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Speaker 3: Well, we got the we got the call that we

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Speaker 3: can come and actually pick up Clarence and and and

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Speaker 3: take him with us if you guys packed his things

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Speaker 3: up yet?

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Speaker 5: Oh wait, man, got the call from who? Did you

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Speaker 5: can come pick them up? I don't know nothing about this.

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Speaker 3: Well my name is Robert Robert and my wife and

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Speaker 3: I got the call that we could do. You not

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Speaker 3: know about us adopting little Clarence?

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Speaker 5: Oh what the adopting who?

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Speaker 3: Okay wait a minute, are you guys that are you

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Speaker 3: guys that drive?

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Speaker 5: Uh yeah, that's that's my address. But uh, what what

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Speaker 5: you're talking about? You're gonna come take my son from you?

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Speaker 3: Okay, but your son is two years old? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: That would you come to pick up my son?

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Speaker 6: And what is this agency's number?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Well the agency told us that what adoption agency?

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Speaker 3: They've got all our information. We've we've filled out all

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Speaker 3: the paperwork, and you guys aren't aware that that we're

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Speaker 3: supposed to come there today to pick him up.

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Speaker 6: We don't know what what adoptation you said. As well

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Speaker 6: as how to get my information, I'm not sure.

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Speaker 3: We we've got uh pictures of Clarence and and uh

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Speaker 3: you know my wife is actually going out and bought

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Speaker 3: balloons and everything and and and we were gonna come through.

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Speaker 3: They told us anytime today, so we felt maybe like

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Speaker 3: around six pm we've come get it.

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Speaker 5: Well, no, you ain't coming here to pick up no class.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you that right now. Okay, wait, wait a minute,

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Speaker 3: now this this this, I mean, this can't be happening. Okay,

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Speaker 3: wait a minute, Oh what's happening. You're you're you're you're clear, senior, correct,

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Speaker 3: Yes I am. And you don't know anything about us

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Speaker 3: to come over there to pick them.

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Speaker 6: Well, now I don't know that about this.

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Speaker 3: See what's the main misplace are adoption ations who.

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Speaker 6: Bring you my information and how they get my information

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Speaker 3: I don't know that, sir. All I know is is, uh,

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Speaker 3: we bought a car seat where where you know my

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Speaker 5: Man, I don't care y'all bought a car seat, balloon,

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Speaker 5: hot jail whatever. You ain't coming to get my son.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sir. I mean what I'm not gonna do is

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Speaker 3: tell my wife that we're not coming to get Clarence

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Speaker 3: Junior today.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, y'all, you're gonna have to tell her that

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Speaker 6: because you ain't coming here to pick up my sir.

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Speaker 3: From with the paperwork that I have, Clarence is actually

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Speaker 6: Now, man, you ain't your paperwork. You ain't coming here

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Speaker 3: Sir, Clarence Junior is mine. I'm actually gonna change his

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Speaker 6: So I mean, like like here you are, come on

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Speaker 6: I'm waiting for you.

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Speaker 5: I'm standing in that way right now.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well wait a minute. Now. The adoption agency tell

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Speaker 3: us that you guys are not doing well financial financial?

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Speaker 3: Are you working? No? I ain't working.

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Speaker 6: What they got doing anything. I ain't gonna get rid

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Speaker 3: Okay, but boy, budd, so in other words, you're not

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Speaker 3: you're not able to provide for him. From what I understand,

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Speaker 6: Ain't this no mean he got clothes on the back,

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Speaker 6: he got a roof over his head. Man, I'm not

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Speaker 6: you ain't coming really pick up my son. I don't

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Speaker 6: care what I got to do. Man, I go out

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Speaker 5: I make money on the side washing cars and everything. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 3: But don't you think he deserves a better home. I

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Speaker 3: don't know what the what the screw up is? I

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Speaker 3: don't know, but I'm trying to at least rationalize with

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Speaker 6: Master you you ain't coming here get my son. You

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Speaker 6: ain't a good home right now? I love my son.

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Speaker 6: You ain't taking them nowhere.

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Speaker 5: I'm telling you.

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Speaker 6: I'm right here in the dried way.

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Speaker 5: Come on over here, sir.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to go back and forth, but I am.

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Speaker 3: Me and my wife are coming to get Clarence today.

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Speaker 6: Okay, come on, come on. I'm waiting for you.

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Speaker 5: I'm not already told you about two three times.

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Speaker 6: Come on, I'll be waiting right here. I guarantee you, sir.

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Speaker 3: I don't want any altercations what I get there. I

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Speaker 3: just want Clarence to get in the car and me

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Speaker 3: and my wife are gonna take him to his new home.

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Speaker 6: When you get here, it's gonna be one hell of

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Speaker 6: an offcasion. So you might gonna come to the law.

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Speaker 5: Whoever gonna come with you, bring our doccin agy too,

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Speaker 5: so I can whoop that too.

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Speaker 3: You know what, man, if you was to be able

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Speaker 3: to provide for your family, wouldn't nobody be trying to

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Speaker 3: adopt your child? The problem is that you can't take

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Speaker 3: care of your family now living My wife coming over

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Speaker 3: there and were coming to get clars you.

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Speaker 6: You ain't coming down here to get my child. Man,

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Speaker 6: as you get down here on you ain't your wife up?

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Speaker 3: How about wit? Were you finna do what to my wife?

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Speaker 6: Well, I don't hear women, but I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 6: right now, you and your wife gonna come down here.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna help most of you. Anybody come down here.

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Speaker 6: So I took my child.

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Speaker 3: About a mile. They gonna go up fan too. I'm

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Speaker 3: coming to get it. I got to do what I got. Damn.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you right now, you ain't coming down

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Speaker 6: here and get my son. You your wife are telling you.

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Speaker 6: Nobody's gonna come here and tell me I feel disappointed.

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Speaker 6: My wife is got my No. I don't know how

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Speaker 6: you got my all dress. I don't care what the

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Speaker 6: I'm telling you right now, you come down here. I

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Speaker 3: I don't try to disappoint my wife now. Just ain't

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Speaker 6: I don't give him disappointment. You want disappoint I don't

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Speaker 6: get about that right now, but you ain't about to

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Speaker 6: I was coming to get man. I'm telling man, you

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Speaker 6: better tell your wife you come here, drive away. I'm

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Speaker 6: the last one of y'all up, every last one here.

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Speaker 6: I don't care who he brings. You can blame President Obama,

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Speaker 6: and I'm gonna to you.

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Speaker 3: Ain't finna do now? You ain't finna do?

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Speaker 6: You ain't find the hard to take myself out of

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Speaker 6: I'm answer to do it.

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Speaker 3: Let you know this, I'm coming to get Claris Junior.

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Speaker 6: You ain't got nothing to tell me or let me know,

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Speaker 6: I'm letting you know ride. Now you better come here

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Speaker 6: with the corner and everybody because I'm about you up.

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Speaker 6: You gonna leave here with him?

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Speaker 3: Come on, let me tell you something. Let me tell

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Speaker 6: You can get his clothes to day. I got that

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Speaker 6: we could tell him and here have.

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Speaker 3: A better life. He's not living a good life there

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Speaker 6: I'm told you about six seven, eight times. Blame me

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Speaker 6: on my dame. Well when i'm you and everybody whoever

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Speaker 3: You trying to you know who else I'm bringing with

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Speaker 6: Well, you you better bring an army and say what

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Speaker 6: it better be a farmy to come down here and

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm bringing nephew Tommy with me. I'm I'm bringing

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Speaker 3: nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morta show with me.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, you say, lads, this is Timmy. Man, this

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Speaker 3: is a nephew tom Man.

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Speaker 6: Man, I'm not everybody out here. Man come down and

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Speaker 6: taking my shop.

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Speaker 3: Brother named Benjamin. Got me to get you dog.

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Speaker 6: Oh man, see that got family.

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Speaker 5: Get see next time I see him is on.

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Speaker 6: Man, that was a good one.

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Speaker 3: That. Uh man, all right, probably tell me one more thing, man,

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Speaker 3: what's the baddest that? I mean, the baddest radio show

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Speaker 3: in the lanes.

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Speaker 5: The steams all the morning showed.

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Speaker 4: Me the adoption agency.

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Speaker 1: Baby man.

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Speaker 4: Alright, here we go. Coming coming up next for Nephew Tommy.

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Speaker 4: It is April nineteenth and twentieth Comedy Factory. That's the

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Speaker 4: Comedy Factory in Baltimore, Maryland. Back by popular demand from

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Speaker 4: what they tell me, the Nephew is coming back through

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Speaker 4: there April nineteenth and twentieth. Tickets are on sale right now.

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Speaker 4: The Nephew is coming up the big one that's laying

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Speaker 4: in the cut. Oh my god, Father's Day weekend, Father's

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Speaker 4: Day Weekend, June fifteenth at the Majestic. Yes, in Dallas, Texas.

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Speaker 4: It is Nephew Tommy's House Party Comedy Jam. You don't

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Speaker 4: want to miss it. Nephew Thommas House Party Comedy Jam.

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Speaker 4: It is in Dallas, Texas at the Majestic. And that

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Speaker 4: is where you get all of the Nephew that's flat

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Speaker 4: footed for a hour right the Shire that's just straight agging,

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Speaker 4: it's straight crazy. That is the Nephew. He's best. So Dallas,

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Speaker 4: come get it. Got a couple of friends with me.

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Speaker 4: But you're coming to see your boy act the Dog

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Speaker 4: on food. Come with me, Come with me, all right,

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Speaker 4: tickets on seal right now coming to dall it which

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Speaker 4: is where all right ready to love? Just finished up

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Speaker 4: at it.

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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next strawberry letter.

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Speaker 2: And the subject of this one is the subject is

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Speaker 2: I want to tell her so bad and we'll get

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Speaker 2: into that right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show