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Speaker 1: direct on Muhammad Ali's birthday, his eightieth birthday, weak the

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Speaker 1: Great Muhammad Ali would have been eighty today. Young Muhammad

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Speaker 1: Ali died young. But obviously, you know, with all the

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Speaker 1: But when you think about it, eighty years old, that's

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Speaker 1: not it's not very very old for the greatest of

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Speaker 1: all time. Uh, always acknowledge Muhammad Ali on his birthday.

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Speaker 1: Always think about the Champ on his birthday. What he

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Speaker 1: means to me, what he means to I know, my father,

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Speaker 1: what he means to the world. I mean, everybody's got

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Speaker 1: their own sort of relationship with Muhammad Ali. As I

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Speaker 1: look at one, two, three, four, I got four photographs

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Speaker 1: of the Champ in my crib here and the greatest

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Speaker 1: he did so much winning above and beyond the feats

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Speaker 1: you're around a TV, Netflix should watch one of the

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Speaker 1: Mohammed Ali documentaries. Did you watch Ken Burns documentary? You

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Speaker 1: could watch on ESPN Mohammed and Larry excellent, excellent, thirty

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Speaker 1: and appreciate the life and times of the Champ. You know,

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Speaker 1: call myself the Champ, Champ of disruption, podcasting champ. But

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Speaker 1: there's really only one person who you can say Champ

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Speaker 1: the true goat, the greatest of all time. He came

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Speaker 1: the name of the show? Yellow Stone, which I really like.

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Speaker 1: a good show starring Kevin Constant. I heard it's good.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, yellow Stone. I slept on

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Speaker 1: it's literally the same sort of premise of a mob

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Speaker 1: like world in Montana, and it's great. My man Cole

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Speaker 1: there that I've never seen. But Kevin Costle is a star.

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Speaker 1: yellow Stone Good Show, even though we're maybe four or

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Speaker 1: even sure. I'm not fact checking. So you're talking forty

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Speaker 1: many sick focks, so little time. And I know I'm

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Speaker 1: create that, Miles brain fog? Oh yeah, I was talking

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Speaker 1: fogged too. My wife, my wife, but my wife has

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Speaker 1: it right eight from Gremlins. Fucking Gremlin's work at Right AID.

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Speaker 1: Every single time I go into this place, they're all

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Speaker 1: and would get my lovely wife a doughnut. And I'm

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Speaker 1: So it's two donuts, two cookies to go. You want

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Speaker 1: to Dwayne Read dumb Fox, You're going to the tea

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Speaker 1: And some people might say, Mike Rap it's a ship job. Well,

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Speaker 1: Most people have ship jobs when there But when you

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Speaker 1: Show the week of January thirty one, that full week,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm in Tacoma, Uh, Tacoma, Washington, February fourth

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Speaker 1: February tenth, eleventh, and twelfth. The following week I'm in Boston.

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Speaker 1: and then the following weekend after that, I'm in Buffalo

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Speaker 1: I'm really also hyped to go to, uh March fourth

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Speaker 1: and fifth. Any Anyway, there's plenty of other shows. I

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Speaker 1: have everything that's up at Michael Rappaport Comedy dot com,

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Speaker 1: Michael Rappaport Comedy dot com. Um And as we get closer,

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Speaker 1: there'll be some more links and more dates. But that's

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Speaker 1: all available at Michael rapport Comedy dot com, Michael Rappaport

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Speaker 1: Comedy dot com. You know the drill, Okay, you come

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Speaker 1: to a show, let me know you're in Sukasa. You

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Speaker 1: listen to the Iron Rapports, Dareo podcasts, Say Dingo, Gringo,

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Speaker 1: Man Dingo, Jewish, James Dean, whatever you're into, okay, whatever,

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Speaker 1: you're Your favorite Moniker is the white Chocolate Tito. Whatever

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Speaker 1: it is. Just screaming yell at makes me feel like, uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm working in front of a home crowd, although I'm

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Speaker 1: on the road literally and figuratively. Boom what The NFL

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Speaker 1: games were awesome? Great, great first weekend of NFL games,

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Speaker 1: so much fun. Some blowouts, but just dope, dope games

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Speaker 1: and fun games, and you know the people that were

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Speaker 1: supposed to win. There weren't any upsets, you know. The

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Speaker 1: Bengals beat the Raiders, of course. The Buffalo Bills beat

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Speaker 1: the ship out of the Patriots. I went with the Patriots,

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Speaker 1: and I'm glad I was wrong. Fuck the Patriots. Nothing.

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Speaker 1: There's so few things in sports, even though they're not

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Speaker 1: the same Patriots, they are broken down, bitter, miserable team.

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Speaker 1: There's few so few things in sports, uh, that I

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Speaker 1: enjoy as much as the Patriots losing and the Red

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Speaker 1: Sox losing. And I can't even name one person on

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Speaker 1: the Red Sox right now. I know none of these

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Speaker 1: fox but I know I don't like them. I don't

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Speaker 1: know who the coaches, but I know I don't like them.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who the players are, I know I

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Speaker 1: don't like them. The Chiefs beat ship out of the Steelers,

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Speaker 1: probably the end of Big Ben Roethlisberger. The Tampa Bay

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Speaker 1: Buccaneers shifted on the Eagles, the Rams beat the Cardinals,

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Speaker 1: and then the one that everyone is still talking about

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Speaker 1: I don't know how this happened. There should be a

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Speaker 1: thirty for thirty on why and how is it the

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Speaker 1: star on the helmet? Are they the self anointed America's team?

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Speaker 1: Who anointed them America's team? Because outside of Dallas Cowboy fans,

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Speaker 1: no one likes the Dallas Cowboys. I mean it's like

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Speaker 1: that was the only game that took place this weekend

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Speaker 1: and it's been three days, two days since the game,

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Speaker 1: and people just won't shut the funk up about the

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Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys. They lost, they got blown out, they got

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Speaker 1: blown out, that little bullshit quarterback sneak that Dak Prescott did,

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Speaker 1: and the controversy over the referee and this at and

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Speaker 1: should they have thrown a hail Mary from forty yards

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Speaker 1: out or should they? Uh, they would have one more

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Speaker 1: chance to get there from twenty five yards out. They

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Speaker 1: didn't even deserve that last play. The Dallas Cowboys did

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Speaker 1: not even deserve that last place that the referees. Is it,

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Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy, They suck and I'm glad they lost. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why the Dallas Cowboys winning and losing. It

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Speaker 1: becomes like the only game that took like it was

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Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. They lost. Deebo Samuel's my fucking guy,

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Speaker 1: my fantasy football stud. He's a fucking football player. I

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Speaker 1: think they technically have him as a wide receiver. He

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Speaker 1: could do it all, kick field goals. I bet, I

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Speaker 1: bet you could play ping pong, lacrosse, ice hockey, roller skate.

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Speaker 1: Deebo Samuel is a fucking beast, and they dominated the Cowboys.

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Speaker 1: And the Cowboys got those that Dak Prescott touchdown, and

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Speaker 1: they got themselves into some position to maybe throw a

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Speaker 1: Hail Mary. They lost. It wasn't the referees. It was

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Speaker 1: you guys. And it's such a discredit to the rest

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Speaker 1: of the nation who love all these other teams that

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Speaker 1: we gotta sit there three days after the game and

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Speaker 1: they're still trying to dissect what happened to the Dallas Cowboys.

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Speaker 1: I know what happened. They got the ship beating out

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Speaker 1: of them, blaming the refs. The refs. They lost, and

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Speaker 1: I'm happy, but you know, I might like the fact

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Speaker 1: that they lost more than the Patriots was because the

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Speaker 1: Patriots got blown out so so violently. Nonetheless, uh NFL

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Speaker 1: Playoffs wild Card Week one is in the books, and

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Speaker 1: now we move on to the next round, the next,

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Speaker 1: the next level, and I just can't wait. It's fantastic.

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Speaker 1: The NFL is and always will be. What figgity fantastic?

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Speaker 1: What else going on? M so allegedly now you never

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Speaker 1: know if this ship is true. But allegedly Jake Paul,

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Speaker 1: who somehow made forty million dollars allegedly because again these guys,

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Speaker 1: his brother Larry got scammed out of a I don't

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Speaker 1: know Pokemon cards. This is this guy's a grown man,

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Speaker 1: fucking Pokemon cards that's for eight year olds. But this

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Speaker 1: asshole apparently allegedly bought or god, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know what a Pokemon card is. I think

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Speaker 1: my kids were into that when they were in five.

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Speaker 1: But Larry got a three point five million dollar box

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Speaker 1: of Pokemon cards and they were g I Joe cards.

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Speaker 1: Good you, you've been scamming people for years, you and

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Speaker 1: your brother. Good you finally took one. You finally took

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Speaker 1: one right up the keyster, you and Larry, You and

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Speaker 1: Jake you guys fucking people out of money, making us

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Speaker 1: watching stupid fixed fights and all that. You finally took

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Speaker 1: one right up the keyster. But Jake Paul allegedly him

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Speaker 1: and Mike Tyson have agreed to a fifty million dollar

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Speaker 1: exhibition boxing match. Mike Tyson is gonna beat the fucking

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Speaker 1: ship out of Jake Paul. Mike Tyson is going to

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Speaker 1: fuck Jake Paul up quickly. This ain't gonna be no,

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Speaker 1: no funny shit like. Mike Tyson needs to get on that.

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Speaker 1: I'll eat your ass. I'll fuck you until you like it.

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Speaker 1: Mike Tyson is going to fuck Jake Paul up. And

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Speaker 1: if if I could make my way to that fight,

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Speaker 1: if I can be at that fight, I will go

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Speaker 1: to that fight to watch it and witness it in person.

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Speaker 1: We don't know if it's said, we don't know if

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Speaker 1: it's if it's really real, we don't know what. But

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Speaker 1: apparently they have agreed. There's some asshole that's gonna put up.

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Speaker 1: It's not an asshole. Somebody's putting up fifty million dollars

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Speaker 1: to make this happen, and we're all gonna watch. And

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Speaker 1: Mike Tyson ain't taking no no, phantom punches. None of

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Speaker 1: this goofy ship. There's no referees or any of that.

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Speaker 1: There weren't gonna need no referees. I don't care what

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Speaker 1: age Mike Tyson is. He's going to smash Jake Paul

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Speaker 1: and I cannot wait. If that happens, that's what will

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Speaker 1: make me feel like a million bucks. That will be

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Speaker 1: the moment that I know it feeling like a million

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Speaker 1: bucks is at fifty two years old. Oh my goodness,

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Speaker 1: that will be pure elation or gasmic elation. Whoa, Mike,

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Speaker 1: you sound like it's a little Yeah, it will be sexual.

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Speaker 1: It will be sexual to finally see the end of

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Speaker 1: this fucking guy and go down in brutal, brutal fashion.

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Speaker 1: Of course, Jake Paul wants a spar a guy who's

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Speaker 1: pushing sixty like my man, Mike Tyson. But he's fucking

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Speaker 1: with the wrong one, because Mike Tyson is not to

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Speaker 1: be played with when it comes to that boxing ship.

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Speaker 1: Even Roy Jones, he was like yo when he hit

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Speaker 1: me with the body in that exhibition fight they had.

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Speaker 1: He said, I felt my ship rattle, and he was

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Speaker 1: pulling back on Roy Jones because that's his man. Jake

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Speaker 1: Paul is not his man. Mike Tyson doesn't do that.

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Speaker 1: Oh you, It's just a different thing. Anyway, Kame Saw Conquered,

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Speaker 1: Came Saw Disrupted on the next night and Rapp Reports

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Speaker 1: Stereo podcast. The shooter will be in that Butler uniform okay,

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Speaker 1: uh we'll be recording it. That will be video I'll

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Speaker 1: dressed to impress in that Butler uniform. Um this week,

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Speaker 1: barring any craziness, because obviously things are in such a

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Speaker 1: weird place in the world. Who would have thought I

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Speaker 1: would have been down and out with covid um even

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Speaker 1: though I just tested falsely positive or positively falsely. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: Came Saw Disrupted, Came Saw Disrupted, Models, Jodan ak, the

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Speaker 1: Bleached Brothers Ak to Test Brothers, take me out of here.

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Speaker 1: And this Iron Wrap Pors Stereo podcast with something real nice,

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Speaker 1: something real proper, but most importantly and this iron Wrap

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Speaker 1: them out. Was the star the starline, It was the star.

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