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Speaker 1: Get your head again, and we're going to stop and party.

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Speaker 2: Ready to party the Elvis Duran after Party.

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Speaker 3: It's the after show party podcast.

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Speaker 2: Okay, was that funny?

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Speaker 3: It's the after party pot podcast. What did I say?

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Speaker 4: After show podcast?

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Speaker 5: It's after the show Let's have a party. Anyway, it's

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Speaker 5: a podcast. We were talking on the show not too

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Speaker 5: long ago about X. You know, the reasons you don't

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Speaker 5: want to date someone. The red flags also referred to

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Speaker 5: as an ick and so Nate met this woman out

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Speaker 5: at a bar and they were talking. She whipped out

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Speaker 5: a list of at least three hundred IX, which.

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Speaker 3: Is probably why she's single.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and some of the IX were just so frivolous. Uh,

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Speaker 4: Chasing ping pong balls off of a ping pong tape.

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Speaker 3: Exactly. She didn't want to take guys who chased ping

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Speaker 3: pong balls.

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Speaker 2: So who's you're playing ping pong and your ball goes flying,

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Speaker 2: who's supposed to go get it?

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Speaker 3: Exactly?

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Speaker 2: And you have to let it subtle and then calmly

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Speaker 2: walk to the ball and.

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Speaker 3: Pick it up.

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Speaker 4: Chase being luggage off of a carousel. That's an ick?

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Speaker 2: Am I supposed to get your luggage?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That's a tough one, because if my boyfriend didn't try

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Speaker 2: to get my luggage, I'd be like you, but hold

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Speaker 2: you make me get myself.

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Speaker 3: These are dumb, okay X.

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Speaker 5: So people started texting in about their IX on their lists.

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Speaker 5: I mean some of these make sense. I Colleen, for

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Speaker 5: instancean listening to Q on two in Philly. Hi, Colleen, Hi,

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Speaker 5: well listen, we're talking about X. Do you have a

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Speaker 5: whole list? Do you have on your notes program on

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Speaker 5: them by a memory?

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Speaker 6: No? I don't have many, but I do have one

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Speaker 3: Okay, what is a number one ick for you?

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Speaker 6: My number one ick is when men put on chapstick?

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Speaker 3: Okay, why do.

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Speaker 2: They do it? Or that they're just doing it at all?

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Speaker 6: Just want to do it at all? My husband knows

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Speaker 6: he has to go to the other room too. If

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Speaker 6: you want to puttick?

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Speaker 3: Why now? Okay? Why why is that an ick for you?

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Speaker 3: Is it? Is it like it looks like lipstick or

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Speaker 6: I don't know. Maybe I think too. I saw someone

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Speaker 6: do cherry chapstick once and it made me want to

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Speaker 3: You have this weird cherry chepstick problem.

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Speaker 6: Yeah I do.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna make you van it ready for this.

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Speaker 5: My favorite story that's scary's heard a million times over

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Speaker 5: the years. When I was in first grade. The guy

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Speaker 5: and I ate his entire cherry chipstick.

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Speaker 3: There's just so many funny things in that story. I

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Speaker 5: Oh, look, we love you, Colleen, but you really can't

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Speaker 5: put your finger on why you don't want to see

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Speaker 5: a man put on chapstick.

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Speaker 3: You can't figure it out.

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Speaker 6: No, It's just kind of makes my stomach turn.

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, we're all allowed that. Thank you, Colleen,

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Speaker 5: thanks for listening to us.

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Speaker 6: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Mackenzie Line nineteen. Big ick, No, we're talking about X.

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Speaker 5: What's on your list, Mackenzie, like a big red flag.

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Speaker 7: Okay. So my big ick is grown adults that are

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Speaker 7: identical twins.

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Speaker 3: Really no, like.

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Speaker 8: A surface act. You see them as kids all the time,

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Speaker 7: I mean, it's not like you don't even see it often.

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Speaker 7: It's like, how do you know so many kids identical

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Speaker 3: Well, I know, I know.

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Speaker 5: Maybe they just they don't stay together as friends when

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Speaker 5: they're adults. I don't know the things. You call them

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Speaker 5: a circus. They're not connected in any way physically.

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Speaker 3: Are they.

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Speaker 8: I mean?

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Speaker 7: So it's just it was like you couldn't look away.

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Speaker 7: We're like, oh my god, you think were rememb They

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Speaker 5: So you would never ever date an identical twin man, No, never.

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Speaker 7: I mean I am married for eight years, but.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you've been married eight years. No identical twins in

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Speaker 5: the future. All right, you know what if that's her ick,

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 7: All Right, this is so funny. My kids are going

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Speaker 7: to be very jealous. They're at school. We call all

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Speaker 7: all the time trying to win tickets. We've been like

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Speaker 7: what fun I got.

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Speaker 5: You on here because of identical times. You're now on

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Speaker 5: the show fire right, Thank you, thank you, McCain. He's crazy,

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Speaker 5: They're freaky to her? What's scary?

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Speaker 3: What about guys who chew bubble gum and blow bubbles

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Speaker 1: Is that?

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Speaker 3: Should that be part of a nick list? I feel

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Speaker 3: like I would have that on my ick list. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I think so. I think that gets added to the list.

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Speaker 7: A popping gum for a while, We're gonna have everything

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Speaker 7: on the list and no one's dating anybody because this

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Speaker 7: is ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Who blows bubbles in your face?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to picture this, and I think I would

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Speaker 5: I'm not single, I'm not single at all, but I

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Speaker 5: have a whole itck list and he has half of them.

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Speaker 3: What are you saying, Danielle?

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Speaker 2: I was like, what?

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Speaker 8: Who?

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Speaker 2: Who in their right mind is blowing bubbles in your face?

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Speaker 5: I mean, come on, yeah, gum poppers always irritate me.

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Speaker 5: You know, you know they just pop that gum, doesn't

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Speaker 5: bubble gum? Hey, Patty online seventeen, Uh, this is definitely

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Speaker 5: something that could be on anick list for me as well.

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Speaker 3: Patty? What is your acklist? Entry?

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Speaker 6: Hi? How are you Elvis?

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Speaker 5: We're great, Patty, thanks for calling in. We appreciate it.

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Speaker 6: So my eck list is a guy who will tell

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Speaker 3: We all know that person, we do, and I.

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Speaker 6: Love him, but I am married to him.

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Speaker 2: Gandhi, Well, Pauli from the Sopranos used to do it

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Speaker 2: all the time, but in this studio, I think every

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Speaker 2: now and then Scary Jones does it.

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Speaker 6: I you know I don't.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes every now and then, well, wait a second.

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Speaker 1: If nobody heard it and heard it, well you heard

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Speaker 1: the whole joke and it just wasn't funny.

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Speaker 3: Didn't be mistaken people for that. If nobody laughed, that's

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Speaker 3: I'm like, wait a second, this deserves a laugh.

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Speaker 2: But you think we didn't hear it because we didn't laugh.

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Speaker 3: And your husband does it.

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Speaker 6: Marriage He gets the kick under the table and he

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Speaker 6: just knows and then he just moved on, you know.

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Speaker 3: And this is something Alex does too.

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Speaker 5: He will repeat a punchline until someone has to respond.

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Speaker 3: Okay, was it funny? Anyway? You're great, We love you.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Patty, thanks for listening to us.

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Speaker 8: Thanks elsat Day, guys, you sure will thanks to you.

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Speaker 5: Now you actually were having a text conversation with your

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Speaker 5: friends in a group chat, right, gandhi about the guests.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, what did you get back? I just said, hey,

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Speaker 2: men and whoof I mean? This opened the floodgates. There

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Speaker 2: are the real ones and then there are the silly ones.

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Speaker 2: Which ones would you prefer?

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Speaker 3: Whatever you want to do?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so this is more of the real ones. Inconsistency,

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Speaker 2: no ambition, no hobbies. Hobbies cannotclude drinking and watching sports.

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Speaker 2: Those are not hobbies. Is extremely into higher rocks. Yes, absolutely,

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Speaker 2: same thing for sports teams. Too into sports. Is ichy

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Speaker 2: doesn't have a relationship with their family, but abusive households

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Speaker 2: do not count. Is rude. That includes not greeting people

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Speaker 2: as you walk into a coffee shop, saying thank you,

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Speaker 2: It's okay to interrupt over excitement and say hey, I

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Speaker 2: Only cares about shallow things, doesn't support my dreams. One

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Speaker 2: hundred percent. If my lifelong dream is a chase butterflies

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Speaker 2: Nobody likes all that. Yeah. People who refuse to use

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Speaker 2: for sure, that's gross. And then there was the more

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Speaker 2: lighthearted side of this, which was people who make zen

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Speaker 2: belching all the time, Guys who game too much, Guys

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Speaker 3: What guys who cats? What's wrong with cats?

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Speaker 2: They like them? I don't know. Gives weird? They say

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Speaker 2: when whatever they are eating or drinking dies their tongue. Example,

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Speaker 3: Ill, we can't drink wine, now, you know if a

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Speaker 3: blue candy or whatever, it's gonna die your tongue. You do.

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Speaker 6: You know?

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Speaker 3: One a red tongue your personality?

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Speaker 2: You know when you have a brown tongue, you walk

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Speaker 2: red mouth, I have a red mouth with lipsicon. Why

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Speaker 2: do you have one? Red pill? Anything? Anything from the

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Speaker 2: red pill universe? Anybody who calls themselves a day trader.

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Speaker 2: Oh this one. This one's my favorite. Guys who refuse

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Speaker 2: to dance. I hate it, Like, just because you suck

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Speaker 2: at it, you won't have fun with me. Bye. Also

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Speaker 2: bad dancers also wait, also really good dancers.

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Speaker 5: You can't you can't have it, you can't wind.

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Speaker 3: This is from the same person.

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Speaker 2: These are from. It's from a group chat. By the way.

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Speaker 2: The group chat is my Daughters of Christ group chat,

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Speaker 2: because these are the girls that I cook with at

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Speaker 2: the church every week and we are the most non

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Speaker 2: churchy people you'll ever meet. But that is the Daughters

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Speaker 2: of Christ chat right there.

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Speaker 3: I love them, my gosh. All right, So the A

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Speaker 3: list continues Texas at fifty five one. What's on your list?

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