Speaker 1: What the fuck is that been burnt? Thank you for
Speaker 1: applauding Like you didn't see us hanging at the bar.
Speaker 2: You knew we were here the whole time. There was
Speaker 2: nowhere else for us to go. I felt exposed. Well,
Speaker 2: we gotta get started. Whistle while you talk. Do do
Speaker 2: doop doo doo doop doop.
Speaker 1: There it is, there it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 3: black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove that Neo has a
Speaker 1: vault filled with so many for doras that he can
Speaker 1: actually dive in and swim him like Scrooge McDuck.
Speaker 3: Oh, I like that. I like I have a question
Speaker 3: because I think that I have a feeling. I know.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's okay, shut up, don't do that. They
Speaker 1: care about Yeah, you guys, David, not him. Let it
Speaker 1: happened to Langston, you know that start.
Speaker 3: I'm the when they cut out of pictures. My question
Speaker 3: for you did you ever have a Fedora?
Speaker 1: Did I?
Speaker 3: I knew it. I knew it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had one of those straw fedoras, you know,
Speaker 1: what I mean, Oh no, with like the brim and ship,
Speaker 1: what was the ribbon around?
Speaker 3: What color was the ribbon around?
Speaker 1: I feel like it was it was like one of
Speaker 1: those multicolored joints. So it was like blue and red
Speaker 1: and white. Yeah, and then that that tan straw like
Speaker 1: a summertime come on dog.
Speaker 3: Oh man, you get that a little cracking a vanilla coke,
Speaker 3: that's the night.
Speaker 1: Maybe now we stepping.
Speaker 3: You never did a fa of course, not whoa bro?
Speaker 3: When did you see a bat guy in the door? Fedora?
Speaker 3: You were like cool?
Speaker 1: Even in O eight you were still like brother, no
Speaker 1: a decision. I guess. I never thought it was cool,
Speaker 1: but I did think it was correct.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's much worse I was.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, he stepped into his culture. Yeah
Speaker 1: he's got It's like a fact.
Speaker 3: Dude with a Fedora also has a Mountain Deuke code
Speaker 3: red somewhere. Yeah, that's not like that great, no offense
Speaker 3: to any of your cultures.
Speaker 1: If that's you guys out there. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be like that. Yeah, I feel like Pittsburgh is a
Speaker 1: big Mountain Deuke cold red town. I don't know a
Speaker 1: lot about you guys, but but you're code writting down here.
Speaker 3: You're putting French fries on sandwiches. You're code ready. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're doing co red.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is up with these bugs? Man? Do
Speaker 1: y'all just live like this? This is psychotic.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of bugs.
Speaker 1: You could have told us y'all had roaches before you
Speaker 1: invited us to your house.
Speaker 3: It's that's even scarier. They're far more alarming. No, we
Speaker 3: didn't have to have roaches until like fourteen fifteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, we've lived like this for years now, and
Speaker 1: we don't seem to be fixing it. I watched a
Speaker 1: video where a literal newsperson was stomping them out and
Speaker 1: being like, that's all you gotta do. You just gotta
Speaker 1: just got a murder him to be fair, He's correct,
Speaker 1: she she was, Oh, women can be newspeople too.
Speaker 3: I think that. I think that some of my favorite
Speaker 3: news people are women, Sandra and Kathy.
Speaker 1: But no, she was just stomping on the bugs and
Speaker 1: being like, they're invasive. So you got a fucking murder room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you know, I'm a bug killer from
Speaker 3: way back, so I get it.
Speaker 1: Whoa damn. I feel bad. This is young, young, you
Speaker 1: gotta do something else besides just that bug carcasses lining
Speaker 1: your street. They got French fries on sandwiches. They're doing good.
Speaker 1: That's true Steelers story tradition. Mike Tomlin's still sleepy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: y'all got it? Whisk I know about your town? Did
Speaker 1: we get this? Let's just get started. Okay, we have
Speaker 1: a really phenomenal show set up for you guys, because.
Speaker 3: You're the last show of our tour.
Speaker 1: This is it, this is we said, where can we stop?
Speaker 1: What are we gonna feel like the job is done? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where can we stop? That's gonna make it feel like
Speaker 1: we almost got pulled over, you know. No, we're happy
Speaker 1: to be here. This is exciting, this is great, and
Speaker 1: we're glad you guys came out. We're so excited you
Speaker 1: came out. And we really have planned a really fun
Speaker 1: show for you guys. We like to kick off these
Speaker 1: live shows by just warming you up with a little
Speaker 1: bit of a fun sort of like palette. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: a little teaser. Have any of you not listened to
Speaker 1: the podcast before round of applause, If you've never heard
Speaker 1: of us or the nonsense that you're in store for?
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, all right, you made a choice.
Speaker 3: Just remember this was on you. It's your actions.
Speaker 1: The way that this podcast works is David and I
Speaker 1: spend every week diving into some of the most dirty
Speaker 1: and salacious and sometimes funny conspiracy theories in.
Speaker 3: The black community. Yeah, it's a very good podcast. It's educational,
Speaker 3: I would say, yeah, yep, since the guy you didn't
Speaker 3: go to college, for sure, I also think it's educational.
Speaker 3: I'm not shitting on you.
Speaker 1: So that said, we we like to kick these live
Speaker 1: shows off with a conspiracy theory to sort of give
Speaker 1: you a sense of how we talk and what to expect.
Speaker 1: That you get a taste of how reckless were there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and this is a fun one. We've never covered this
Speaker 1: on the podcast at all, even before me, I think
Speaker 1: I think it has certainly come up in conversation, but
Speaker 1: there has never been a designated day.
Speaker 3: For this. Sorry, right, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the the the conversation at hand, My mama
Speaker 1: told me the legend of doctor Sebby.
Speaker 3: Ah, that was an odd reaction. I can't tell if
Speaker 3: you're pro or call Yeah.
Speaker 1: You got same weird disappointed?
Speaker 3: Are you guys familiar with doctor Sebby?
Speaker 1: So I'm searing some yeses, some knows. For those of
Speaker 1: you that are unfamiliar, do you want to give them
Speaker 1: a breakdown? Or who this king is? This modern marvel
Speaker 1: of medicine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think you gotta give the rundown
Speaker 3: first thing. All I want to say is this nigga's
Speaker 3: name is Alfredo. For real, that's his name. So all
Speaker 3: of his exploits remember that this is just a dude
Speaker 3: named Alfredo doing this.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Whatever whatever judgment you want to place on this,
Speaker 1: you gotta, you gotta factor in Alfredo. He looks like
Speaker 1: an Alfredo. Look at him, Bredo, That's what I was.
Speaker 1: He definitely goes by Freido.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if you saw him across the street right, his.
Speaker 1: Mama call him al but everybody else he's.
Speaker 3: Fredo outside the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Doctor Sebby became I guess, most popular and I
Speaker 1: heard someone already say it. He became most popular for
Speaker 1: people claiming that he had somehow cured a lot of
Speaker 1: very serious incurable diseases. He has been credited for finding
Speaker 1: cures for aids, finding cures for cancers. He credit It
Speaker 1: depends who you're giving credit to. He said he did that,
Speaker 1: and then a few people were like, yeah, I saw it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen what happened.
Speaker 3: He did that.
Speaker 1: A lot of his cures. This is where it becomes
Speaker 1: sort of this fascinating conversation is because it's very holistic
Speaker 1: rooted medicine, right, Like, he doesn't believe in any sort
Speaker 1: of like special sciences and shit, it's just like alkaline
Speaker 1: water and vegetables and certain spices and herbs and that
Speaker 1: apparently is enough to make you free of criminal illnesses
Speaker 1: that have killed generations of people.
Speaker 3: First of all, I don't love the judgment in your voice.
Speaker 3: I feel like you're supposed to present this so biased.
Speaker 3: I apologize, and you did not do that. You want
Speaker 3: to put a drop on someone. Get this jigaboo away
Speaker 3: from me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why would you clap for that? Yeah? What was
Speaker 1: applause worthy inside of that? Shame on you. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't like it, Like is that terry?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But doctor Sebby has become a little bit of a
Speaker 1: I guess, an anti hero in a lot of ways.
Speaker 3: I mean he's a nipsey hustle lyric that's like, yeah, good.
Speaker 1: And there are some who say, and this is where
Speaker 1: it becomes very sort of like the scary conspiratorial, right,
Speaker 1: is like doctor Sebby sort of creates these cures and
Speaker 1: potentially is saving live with these magical herbs and spices.
Speaker 1: I don't like popeyes. He wasn't making chicken with it.
Speaker 1: I think he was telling you how to make the chicken.
Speaker 3: It's different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but but he also I think it has become
Speaker 1: a little bit of a martyr in a few spaces
Speaker 1: where in his death. In his death people say that
Speaker 1: he was killed and or his death is connected to
Speaker 1: the cures that he found. That essentially the government was
Speaker 1: afraid of his potential threat to solving these problems that
Speaker 1: they don't want solved, and then subsequently he was murdered
Speaker 1: because of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I mean because if you believe the government
Speaker 3: died of pneumonia, that.
Speaker 1: Feels crazy, which he already had herbs for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get pneumonia and die. Now, I mentioned it
Speaker 3: like six times, and you mentioned you mentioned Nipsey Hustle.
Speaker 1: And this is where it becomes even more interesting, is
Speaker 1: that there are some who believe that Nipsey Hustle was
Speaker 1: killed because he was working on a documentary about doctor Sebbe,
Speaker 1: which was then going to become nationally known expose these
Speaker 1: these cures and and ultimately make it a popular thing
Speaker 1: that the government couldn't control.
Speaker 3: Because he said they killed doctor Sebbe he was teaching health. Like, yeah, so,
Speaker 3: I mean, where do you stand on this? Because me personally,
Speaker 3: I'm of two minds.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know not to trust any doctor endorsed by rappers.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Like, I know that like
Speaker 3: doctor Miami, don't trust him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get too thick, you get just get ass.
Speaker 1: You can't just get ass too thick, too fast.
Speaker 3: It's not it's the trajectory. You're building yourself up for
Speaker 3: a fall. Lady. Uh or dude, Yeah, I'm off for heblsh.
Speaker 1: We could get snatched. Yah, come on, bring my ways then, yo?
Speaker 3: Is that what you would do if you had to
Speaker 3: get presenterition? No, I have big nipples and i'd fix
Speaker 3: them right away. You referenced this a couple of times. Yeah, no, dog,
Speaker 3: I don't like them, but you don't have like biz marquis.
Speaker 3: I'm not as familiar with biz marquees. Nipples don't do
Speaker 3: that to me.
Speaker 1: It was it was all over the internet, don't I
Speaker 1: guess I wasn't there that day.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I'm gonna I'm gonna google it. Keep talking.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing I just so. Yeah, you think it's
Speaker 3: auto populates when I look it up?
Speaker 1: Biz marks nipples. Biz markis nipples from the bottom, biz
Speaker 1: Marque's nipples from the top.
Speaker 3: Well, you gotta see him from the side. That's the
Speaker 3: only way you get it.
Speaker 1: H Oh fuck, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're out there, you get quite ze,
Speaker 3: can we Yeah, you can connect to my hotspot.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Yeah, I'm gonna try to pull this up,
Speaker 1: but then we're gonna ruin the PowerPoint. But that's okay.
Speaker 1: It's extremely off put it. Don't read any of this
Speaker 1: stuff on my computer. Fuck you, fuck you. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: didn't plan for this. Fuck you. Yeah we should.
Speaker 3: You would think we would have his nipples loaded up,
Speaker 3: like because they're so crazy.
Speaker 1: You would think it just be my background screen.
Speaker 3: No, you don't want to live like that. Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: you keep talking incredible nipples. Do you need my hotspot? No?
Speaker 1: I need to figure out how to Oh there it is, okay,
Speaker 1: I just already had the page open and I just
Speaker 1: didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Okay, and it's coming right now. Before we do, we
Speaker 3: are gonna need to dwell on this for a second.
Speaker 3: Everybody starts saying the Pledge of allegiance. Oh oh man,
Speaker 3: I've never seen it on a screen, this big boo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about to get weird, y'all. Everybody, haha. Now
Speaker 1: you have to know about it. Now, you have to
Speaker 1: know about it. That's that's not healthy. And that's what
Speaker 1: doctor Sebby was working on. Those were one of the
Speaker 1: cures he was trying to find.
Speaker 5: He was, you gotta fix me, doc, doctor, please, please, Like,
Speaker 5: I got some spices for it.
Speaker 1: He's like, brother, you just need alkaline water, rub the
Speaker 1: silatro on your news. Them nipples gonna suck back up
Speaker 1: like a chrysalist. I don't know. It's real fucked up.
Speaker 1: And imagine smoking a cigar like that the gall What
Speaker 1: are you celebrating body positivity? Baby?
Speaker 3: Are you positive? Because I'm not? I mean those nipples
Speaker 3: are They look like negative science, look like a couple
Speaker 3: of big black minuses.
Speaker 1: They look like they look like half finished toothpaste. Oh
Speaker 1: did I take it too far? I did something wrong?
Speaker 1: Grow up, Pittsburgh. You guys have bugs in your house.
Speaker 1: Grow up.
Speaker 3: Everybody's seen a nipple. They were uncomfortable with before.
Speaker 1: But the point being doctor Sebby I think has become
Speaker 1: this weird martyr where people claim that his genius is
Speaker 1: not being celebrated. His is sort of like his contributions
Speaker 1: are being minimized largely for profit, right that like he
Speaker 1: there there there is no profit to what he's offering
Speaker 1: because it's all natural and the government can't take advantage
Speaker 1: of it. And subsequently they needed him dead to keep
Speaker 1: him from doing it.
Speaker 3: And I think to be to be true, to be
Speaker 3: like more serious about it, I think that is the
Speaker 3: issue with conspiracies like this that make them so be
Speaker 3: easy to believe, is like if it's based on the
Speaker 3: greed of others, then you're like, yeah, of course, the
Speaker 3: it's a it's a racket, right, So many charities are
Speaker 3: a racket all that, here's this guy who's telling as
Speaker 3: because we want to believe that we just have everything
Speaker 3: we need from the ground like and it's like and
Speaker 3: that's why when I when I look at someone like
Speaker 3: doctor Sevy me personally, it's like, man, I want to
Speaker 3: believe it so bad. I want to believe that it's
Speaker 3: like everything we need is right here for us to
Speaker 3: fix whatever ails us. But then you know, I get
Speaker 3: a problem with my little tom tum and I eat
Speaker 3: one of those pepto bismos and I'm like, this shit
Speaker 3: is amazing. Medicine's real. What the fuck am I talking about?
Speaker 1: That's the thing. It's like, I I don't know that
Speaker 1: I even disagree with what he's suggesting, right, that, Like,
Speaker 1: if you do eat a healthy your diet, if you
Speaker 1: do take care of yourself more stringently, if you're really
Speaker 1: like on your shit, you will live a healthier life.
Speaker 1: That objectively is true. But if you get AIDS, I
Speaker 1: don't think a papaia is gonna fix it, do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, I don't think that that's
Speaker 1: the difference maker, and you may will, Like I think
Speaker 1: Magic Johnson is a great example, right. Part of the reason,
Speaker 1: I think, part of the reason people say at least
Speaker 1: that he's been able to stay so healthy for so long,
Speaker 1: presuming that he didn't actually have a cure for HIV,
Speaker 1: The reason they say that he lives this long is
Speaker 1: because he was already in such phenomenal shape and has
Speaker 1: maintained such a healthy sort of like lifestyle that it's
Speaker 1: elongated his experience when other people weren't able to have
Speaker 1: that experience.
Speaker 3: I mean, I understand that. And it is also like
Speaker 3: we can't use Massic Johnson as the bar for anything.
Speaker 3: That shit's incredible. Whatever's going on over there, that's we
Speaker 3: can't compare to that.
Speaker 1: Six nine two fifty point guard. Yeah you ain't got it, bro.
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Bro, if I get age tomorrow, that should
Speaker 3: get I give you two years. Yeah, I'm out. AINS
Speaker 3: will kill me. I believe it.
Speaker 1: I'm out.
Speaker 3: I'm not strong like that.
Speaker 1: AINS is gonna do stuff to me that they don't
Speaker 1: even do to other people. Yeah, I'm gonna lose my
Speaker 1: toenails for some reason. That big. Yeah, they're gonna be itchy.
Speaker 1: Why I have my nipples? Itchy? You got as you
Speaker 1: got age? So I do I think to your earlier question,
Speaker 1: do I believe in the working of doctor Sebbi, or
Speaker 1: rather the works of doctor Sebbi? I do? I do
Speaker 1: believe that like what he's teaching people is is objectively
Speaker 1: a healthier lifestyle.
Speaker 3: Okay, that that's fair. This man is a criminal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, because that's I think there is a
Speaker 1: point to that where it's like, yeah, but he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I cured cancer. Yeah, no, he's lying. Yeah, I saw
Speaker 1: this the other day. I don't know how familiar you
Speaker 1: guys are with this, this extension of the conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: But there are some people who believe that he actually
Speaker 1: cured cancer from Michael Jackson's one biological son. No, there's
Speaker 1: like there's like a nigganame Omar, Wait what Omar Jackson
Speaker 1: in my line? Are you familiar? Don't listen, none of
Speaker 1: us are sure, bro, we we're idiots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cannon believes in doctor Sammy, and Cannon's a big
Speaker 1: believer in say red fucking Fly, like if Determined believes
Speaker 1: in I'm out. Uh. But so there's a a a
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that there is a different kid. I don't
Speaker 1: believe it's Blanket or any of the others. He has
Speaker 1: like an old name who had a basically like a
Speaker 1: brain cancer, like a frontal lobe cancer, and then met
Speaker 1: with doctor Sebby who made him like sniff some powder. Uh,
Speaker 1: And then he sneezed and doctor Sebbe gives a full
Speaker 1: speech about this shit where he goes he sneezed fifty
Speaker 1: three times. Fifty three times, he sneezed in a row
Speaker 1: and on the fifty second sneeze, the tumor shot out
Speaker 1: of his nose on to the ground, and he was
Speaker 1: cured of the cancer that was in his body.
Speaker 3: See it's shit like that that I know. I gotta
Speaker 3: go back to school because like, I know that's not real.
Speaker 3: But in my like in my brain, I know that
Speaker 3: that's big. But in my heart I heard you say that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it could be Yeah, comes out of your nose,
Speaker 3: Prove to me it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Some of this not might be cancer. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm hawking it up either way. Uh. And like
Speaker 3: stuff like that is fun. It's fun to kick the
Speaker 3: ball around ultimately with the guy like doctor. He also
Speaker 3: was just involved in a lot of illegitimate shit, right,
Speaker 3: Like the way that he died. They found him with
Speaker 3: a bunch of laundered money that he had no accounting
Speaker 3: for and then they arrested him and he got pneumonia
Speaker 3: and died.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's not He didn't die some hero like
Speaker 1: you know, fighting for our salvation. Right, he died running
Speaker 1: from his his you know, trying to beat the case.
Speaker 3: That's not like And also, if you if pneumonia can
Speaker 3: take you, you gotta be healthy as shit. If you're
Speaker 3: gonna pretend like you cured cancer, pneumonia took you out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, dog, what's happening with your body? If
Speaker 1: if the herbs aren't working on you, I'll be damned
Speaker 1: something with the silent p's gonna take me in. I'm
Speaker 1: dying by a hard constant. This is like a dying
Speaker 1: by platypus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna get scurvy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think that he was by I think it's
Speaker 1: fairly clear that he was a scam artist. But I
Speaker 1: don't think that all scams are rooted in malice, if
Speaker 1: that makes sense.
Speaker 3: I think he I think Alfredo is a criminal. Though, yes,
Speaker 3: I agree with what you're saying. I think this man
Speaker 3: was trying to profit off of like being bad. It's
Speaker 3: bad to give people the hope that you can cure
Speaker 3: cancer if you can't, Right, that's like objective. That's a
Speaker 3: terrible thing to do. People got kids with cancer and shit,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Yeah, you're like, just drink
Speaker 3: his water and then your kid's gonna you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean. That's such a But I do
Speaker 1: think that that teaching people, and that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's not as much malicious as it is like fucking
Speaker 1: the magic green beans, you know what I mean? No,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not familiar with that terminal. Like
Speaker 1: I think he's just boy, did you leave me out
Speaker 1: to hang? I'm sorry, I don't know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you meant by I think, Oh,
Speaker 3: no the beanstalk. Yeah, I'm sorry that we're back. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I think I think what he's offering people is is
Speaker 1: just hope, hopeful, and they're not going to believe him.
Speaker 1: If he just goes, hey, if you eat a healthier
Speaker 1: diet and you live a healthier lifestyle, maybe I can
Speaker 1: elongate your life. He has to make these exaggerated claims,
Speaker 1: which is not kind, it is not right, It is
Speaker 1: not just, but it is salesmanship. I think he was
Speaker 1: just doing salesmanship by being like, what you got hepatitis B?
Speaker 1: I got something for that, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like he has to lie to be able to sell
Speaker 1: this shit, right.
Speaker 3: I mean, I well, I guess my issue with it,
Speaker 3: or what makes me sad about it, is like we
Speaker 3: are so it feels like often we're so susceptible, well
Speaker 3: to specifically this type of conspiracy theory. And that's like
Speaker 3: because it's like we go to the doctor, like it's
Speaker 3: just these things where it's like this feels particularly insidious
Speaker 3: towards black people.
Speaker 1: And that's what and that's why I don't I like
Speaker 1: to be like this guy's like a criminal. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I do think if we want to broaden this out
Speaker 1: a little bit, I do think it speaks to how
Speaker 1: disadvantaged black and brown people have been made to feel
Speaker 1: in this country as it relates to healthcare, that this
Speaker 1: is the type of person we would find ourselves.
Speaker 3: Turning to so named Alfredo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like if you if you give us real
Speaker 1: opportunities to see doctors and get a clear perspective on
Speaker 1: what a healthy lifestyle can be as it relates to
Speaker 1: traditional medicine, maybe I don't listen to Alfredo and I
Speaker 1: just follow real doctor instructions, But you don't give us
Speaker 1: health I don't. I don't go often enough. Yeah, same,
Speaker 1: I gotta do things. I'm embarrassed about that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I let it go too far. I can't tell a
Speaker 1: man now, I get that, Like I won't go in
Speaker 1: there and tell you my boop's weird. Grow up? Huh.
Speaker 1: Kevin Trudeau. Oh Ken, Yeah, okay, but no I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't disagree with that. There are plenty of examples
Speaker 1: of white people being equal.
Speaker 3: White people are bad. We'll get to that yard. That's
Speaker 3: one stance in this podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're not We're not exempting white people from this,
Speaker 1: and in fact, I think that's more of the point.
Speaker 1: Is is maybe if white people weren't being so mean
Speaker 1: about healthcare in the first place, we wouldn't have to
Speaker 1: turn to doctor Sebby for those magic vegetables he's offering.
Speaker 3: That was good, Thanks, dog, that was a really good summer.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm still feeling bad for hanging you out to dry
Speaker 1: on that beans. Press a good button, we'll sell I
Speaker 1: got you, baby, I'd rather check myself before I wrecked myself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can unblugg it.
Speaker 3: All right. That was good?
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Speaker 1: and it is going to require some participation from you, guys. Uh.
Speaker 1: The way that this game is going to work is
Speaker 1: we actually are going to ask an audience member, multiple
Speaker 1: audience members, to come on stage and play a game
Speaker 1: where we are going to introduce to you some beautiful
Speaker 1: possibilities for the world, some hopeful ship that might happen
Speaker 1: out in the world. But each of these possibilities comes
Speaker 1: with a condition, something that maybe you would not want
Speaker 1: to see happen in the world. And it is your
Speaker 1: job to decide whether you are willing to take on
Speaker 1: that possibility or the condition is too much to ask.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I fucked it up last night.
Speaker 3: I wasn't even gonna bring it up.
Speaker 1: So with that in mind, or if you understand the
Speaker 1: game and if you're you're willing to participate, are there
Speaker 1: any I see a hand shooting up in the back already?
Speaker 1: Are there people that want to participate? Yeah? In the back?
Speaker 3: Fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on up? Yeah all right, yeah don't yeah,
Speaker 1: give it up. Yeah I don't know. Yeah, fuck yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Didn't get that microphone right there? There we go.
Speaker 1: Hey, it's bright. Yeah, you gotta get used to that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's your name? Like?
Speaker 8: Hooray?
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you for doing that.
Speaker 1: Yes, deray. We are going to to put it up
Speaker 1: on the screen. So as long as you can see
Speaker 1: that and you can see us, then you're good. Here's
Speaker 1: your here's your possibility. Here's your first quid pro quo ho.
Speaker 1: Cardi B punches DJ Academic square in his Cardi B. Yes, yeah, well.
Speaker 3: There's there's a butt.
Speaker 1: No it's not.
Speaker 3: It is her versus him technically, but it's like a
Speaker 3: world where she beats the ship out of Academics.
Speaker 1: We finally get to see him beat up and Cardi
Speaker 1: B is the one to do it. But Taraji B
Speaker 1: Jnsen is a hardcore Republican. Now, this one is difficult.
Speaker 1: That's pretty tough. Take your time.
Speaker 3: We gotta take back and that's come on, Taraji, that's
Speaker 3: the best cry.
Speaker 1: In the game.
Speaker 3: Come on, you see baby boy. She's crying for like
Speaker 3: forty five minutes. BT won't let me stop watching it.
Speaker 8: Auntie Taragi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is now a very hardcore Republican and she's vocal
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, it isn't like that the rock ship
Speaker 1: where he keeps it a secret?
Speaker 8: Is she? Is she a Trump Republican?
Speaker 1: Or the which one? Which one do you hate the most?
Speaker 1: She's that?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 3: But okay, we get to see Cardi b fuck up
Speaker 3: DJ academics. Yes, yeah, man, quite possibly the only other
Speaker 3: man on earth with bismarcky nipples.
Speaker 8: Please don't pull any more male nipples.
Speaker 1: We should look up. We gotta look up, DJ, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we should. We got just to see if maybe that's
Speaker 1: already out there.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 7: Question clarifying question for you and or the crowd. The
Speaker 7: beatdown that Cardi puts on Academics is Academics rendered unable
Speaker 7: to walk or talk for the rest of his life.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, whoa we wanting to catch an ass whooper
Speaker 3: not getting maimed?
Speaker 1: Whoa get real psychopath? Yeah? Deray like hoay, I.
Speaker 7: Just want to know how severe, Like is she walking
Speaker 7: out with another nott on her head? Or is he
Speaker 7: walking out on a street?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, she works him good like everybody's dog.
Speaker 1: Wak okay, okay, you's got.
Speaker 3: A dog and everybody you don't get it.
Speaker 1: You don't get a single hiten. No, he tries and
Speaker 1: it's like and it's fair. He's that kind of guy.
Speaker 1: He would fight her, Yeah, he would fight and we
Speaker 1: can't have that. She snuffs him.
Speaker 8: We can't have that.
Speaker 7: Now, if you would have said Tory Lanez or someone
Speaker 7: else that would have been I think about.
Speaker 1: Him academic puts in the world. It's awful to We
Speaker 1: can't beat up somewhere already.
Speaker 7: We can't lose Taraji. We already lost that other woman
Speaker 7: whose name I will not say, yes, but we can't
Speaker 7: never had Auntie. We can't lose her.
Speaker 1: There was no Auntie.
Speaker 7: And I know there are other like shooters in the
Speaker 7: street who will catch academics otherwise.
Speaker 1: Are they are there? Because he seems to be doing well.
Speaker 8: We can't have him beating up Cardi b no.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he doesn't beat it up.
Speaker 3: She only that's the only possibility.
Speaker 8: But so he don't get no licks.
Speaker 3: In no, no at all.
Speaker 8: I can't sacrifice.
Speaker 1: I understand, I understand fair enough.
Speaker 8: Okay, thank you, thank you, everybody.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Now Langston, where do you stand on that?
Speaker 1: I I think, if I'm being completely honest, I think
Speaker 1: I live pretty close to where Deray is. I can't.
Speaker 1: Here's the problem. I worry that even if we beat
Speaker 1: up DJ academics, that only makes him more powerful.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: I think that video will objectively go viral, and I
Speaker 1: think he'll find some way to pivot that into more
Speaker 1: opportunity that it doesn't make sense, but somehow I think
Speaker 1: you got to cut off his head like a highlight. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna need a thick knife for that. This
Speaker 1: one is hard for me because, like you know, it's
Speaker 1: one of.
Speaker 3: My little guilt pleasures. I hate watch a lot of
Speaker 3: academics pretty regularly. That's yeah, well I got a lot
Speaker 3: of things, so it's not. But so like man seeing
Speaker 3: Carti and Cardi would be the best one to do it,
Speaker 3: and like it would be great to see him get it,
Speaker 3: but you're right. I just I don't think I could.
Speaker 3: I just think back. I just close my eyes and
Speaker 3: I see like I'm seeing hustle and flow, I'm seeing empire,
Speaker 3: and I can't. I don't think I can give it up.
Speaker 3: And it's just I love I love watching her cry
Speaker 3: so much that like I would not in a weird way.
Speaker 1: That's also one of David's things. No, this guy's sick.
Speaker 1: I do. I love her. I love her personality. She's like,
Speaker 1: she's truly a person I'm thankful for. I think every
Speaker 1: time you hear a story about her, you see an interviewer,
Speaker 1: she's so great that I don't think.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's worth it. Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 1: It's just such a fun lady. She's so fun, and
Speaker 1: you don't want to lose a fun lady to a
Speaker 1: bad politics. Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: worth it, not worth it, But boy would it be nice? Huh?
Speaker 3: We could dream?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope all of you lay down to night
Speaker 1: on your pillows and think about DJ Academics getting punched
Speaker 1: in the head multiple times by a lady who makes
Speaker 1: bird sounds. She's also so fun. Yeah, she's fun. I
Speaker 1: don't want her to go. You ever used to watch
Speaker 1: her before she blew up, and like right when Instagram
Speaker 1: had videos, she would just be in her dirty ass
Speaker 1: apartment and she had all these front facing video and
Speaker 1: she would the video would cut off and the next
Speaker 1: video would be her talking about something completely different.
Speaker 3: I used to watch it for hours. I love her.
Speaker 1: No, I just remember so much of her success, even
Speaker 1: before the album became what the album became, It was
Speaker 1: just her like yelling things that Bernie Sanders had kind
Speaker 1: of said yeah, but then she she would like articulate
Speaker 1: it in a way that like Bernie Sanders could not.
Speaker 1: Obviously she's amazing. Yeah, no, it was really it was
Speaker 1: really powerful work she was doing. We got we gotta
Speaker 1: get it out of here. And also that ass ain't
Speaker 1: bad either. Come on, that's just so crazy. She got
Speaker 1: snatched for real. Yeah, she got snatched and they're never
Speaker 1: giving it back. All right, we need another volunteer, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'd love another volunteer for the next question. I saw
Speaker 1: all the way in the back, all the way very dirty,
Speaker 1: dirty back. Yeah, come on up, give it up for him,
Speaker 1: all right? When fuck? Yeah? I love a good tepid response. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh I know this. I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, say your name.
Speaker 8: My name is Will.
Speaker 1: Will. I it up for Will for Will. This is complicated.
Speaker 1: We've never had a white Yeah, we never had a
Speaker 1: white person played this game. Okay, this is gonna be weird.
Speaker 1: You thought you could carolanize the game fair enough? I
Speaker 1: mean it looks like we already all right, take it easy, Will,
Speaker 1: I don't love this. This is Pittsburgh, my man. Save
Speaker 1: that for Austin. Okay, you're you're, You're a subject. And
Speaker 1: I hope it's an appropriate one. Yeah, this could go
Speaker 1: I surely don't know. I don't remember the order. Oh
Speaker 1: this is this is a good one. Uh. Kanye never
Speaker 1: goes crazy. He never marries that evil white woman, and
Speaker 1: he instead just focuses on the music. But once a
Speaker 1: day you have to look at a new naked make
Speaker 1: sure of Clarence Thomas all the angles.
Speaker 8: This isn't another one of your things, is it.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I don't think I wrote this one thing. I wrote.
Speaker 9: I just was making sure that you don't do this
Speaker 9: every day.
Speaker 3: Damn that's a bad you know damn it.
Speaker 1: Look at that.
Speaker 3: That's why it's so sour. Damn it.
Speaker 9: Uh, college dropout and itaat and heartbreaks and.
Speaker 1: We don't have the last few years, it just goes away.
Speaker 9: And remember and he doesn't wear a make America Great
Speaker 9: hat again never.
Speaker 1: And remember it's a new naked picture of Clarence Thomas.
Speaker 1: You don't get to like get used to.
Speaker 9: I'll take a look at triple Dick to No.
Speaker 3: It's not just dick. Sometimes he's gonna be looking back
Speaker 3: at yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sometimes he's just showing you goo. Yeah. Sometimes it's like
Speaker 1: straight up, just like open you see it all in there.
Speaker 10: I mean, I mean I I I'll look at some
Speaker 10: old man balls to get old Kanye back.
Speaker 3: I would Wow.
Speaker 1: It sounds like the audience cigaret Will.
Speaker 9: That's crazy, Yeah, because I think I think we lost
Speaker 9: a genius. I think I think I think he just
Speaker 9: got thrown into the spotlight with the Kardashians.
Speaker 3: And I agree. But you want to see that booty hole.
Speaker 8: I look at worse ship on the internet.
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh fuck Will, God.
Speaker 1: Damn, I can't. I'm just targeted.
Speaker 8: It's Instagram targeted ads.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I say.
Speaker 1: Too big it up for Will. Everybody said will save
Speaker 1: the planet. You guys have put a lot of faith
Speaker 1: in Kanye. Remember he's focused on the music. He's still
Speaker 1: pretty dumb.
Speaker 3: That's and that's okay. So that's what part of the
Speaker 3: thing is my stance on that, where it's like, even
Speaker 3: if he didn't, if the Kardashian shit never, he was
Speaker 3: still we were gonna DIVERSI in opinions at some point.
Speaker 3: I do feel like that. I feel like he was
Speaker 3: coming sooner or later. So if it wasn't, obviously this
Speaker 3: current has been pretty bad, but it would have been
Speaker 3: some other ship where he would have been like, now
Speaker 3: we make poke music and I've been like, yeah, see
Speaker 3: he fucking.
Speaker 1: Now he We gotta remember that he was yelling about
Speaker 1: the leather joggers before Kim. Yeah, that was that was
Speaker 1: Amber days. Yeah, that was like when he was still
Speaker 1: somewhat centered as as far as an artist disconcerned. I
Speaker 1: hate to be that guy, but that the leather joggers
Speaker 1: thing was kind of blown out because he brought he
Speaker 1: brought them the idea and they rejected it and then
Speaker 1: released it as a produp like a year later.
Speaker 3: I would be pissed too. Yes, leather jogging pants are
Speaker 3: a stupid idea whatever, but the fact that they stole
Speaker 3: they rejected it and stole his idea that I would.
Speaker 3: I think that's o Katie yell about it. I'm not
Speaker 3: for Maga. I don't think slavery was a choice, But
Speaker 3: leather Joggers, I'm team.
Speaker 1: I'm for it. Here. Here's what I'll say. If Kanye
Speaker 1: showed up with physical designs of the leather Joggers, I
Speaker 1: would one hundred percent be on your side. If he
Speaker 1: walked in and he was like, bro, already did the work,
Speaker 1: here's the shit, I'm showing it to you, and then
Speaker 1: they stole it, that makes sense to me. I think
Speaker 1: the nigga walked in, stood on a table and was like,
Speaker 1: leather Joggers, y'all ain't did it? What's up? And they
Speaker 1: were like, bro, get off our furniture and leave. And
Speaker 1: then he was like they stealing.
Speaker 3: I don't think I think that. I believe in dreamers.
Speaker 3: I think that's just what I don't think. I don't
Speaker 3: think it's that bad. If he did stand on the table,
Speaker 3: it was still an idea that he had that they
Speaker 3: didn't have that they You know what I'm saying. It
Speaker 3: doesn't like just because of the presentation, he still got
Speaker 3: the meeting. It wasn't like he kicked the door down
Speaker 3: and was like look like they were like, yeah, he
Speaker 3: ain't come in and we'll talk to you.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? So you acted a fool,
Speaker 1: We don't know about that. You're putting that on him.
Speaker 3: You will shider you.
Speaker 1: On Big Fashion, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: That being said all the other ship is a problem.
Speaker 1: I think there's a fair amount of historical evidence to
Speaker 1: say he acted a fool everywhere he's been. That said,
Speaker 1: I would love to get Kanye back to work on music, but.
Speaker 3: Also, man, look at this dude. What if he's making
Speaker 3: that face and all the.
Speaker 1: Pictures, Honestly, I would prefer he's making that face smiling
Speaker 1: or like looking coy. Yeah, what if he has his
Speaker 1: tongue out, Then you're like oh, and you see it
Speaker 1: every day, so eventually you are gonna start to feel something.
Speaker 3: For it, because you're gonna start to discern. You're gonna
Speaker 3: be like, oh, that is a sexy one compared to tuesdays.
Speaker 1: I think. I think I think Clarence has been eating better.
Speaker 3: He's on that Doctor seven ship. But I think.
Speaker 1: That said, I think it's a necessary sacrifice. I would
Speaker 1: love to get Kanye back, So I would I would
Speaker 1: look at them naked photos.
Speaker 3: This is hard because it feels like he's looking at
Speaker 3: me now waiting for me to answer. Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 3: but I don't like it. I'm with you, but I
Speaker 3: hate this one. Yeah, where are you guys? Round of applause.
Speaker 1: If you would, you would take Kanye back for these
Speaker 1: naked photos?
Speaker 3: Fuck up?
Speaker 1: Okay now, round of applause. If that's too much to ask,
Speaker 1: one truth.
Speaker 3: Warrior man, just one real nigga in the bad, one
Speaker 3: hero amongst you.
Speaker 1: Either that or one dude who's like, I agree with
Speaker 1: what he said about the Jews. Ahead. You never can't
Speaker 1: out with our audience.
Speaker 3: It can really go either way. They ain't used to me.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say anything because I like to
Speaker 1: show next one. Yeah, who's the next volunteer? Any another volunteer? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh I pick yeah you get yeah. Yeah, keep it going.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do the thing. Introduce yourself, Brandon, Brandon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the guys, I think they paused their collapse because you
Speaker 1: came in a little intense branded Brandon. We're excited you're
Speaker 1: you're playing with us. David saw you.
Speaker 3: Malcolm X is never Malcolm X is never assassinated. But
Speaker 3: instead of Denzel Washington, they cast t I to play
Speaker 3: him in the movie. Damn, imagine two and a half
Speaker 3: hours a t I doing a lot of this.
Speaker 11: Fortuitously, expetitiously, like Clifford Harris is, Yeah, that's right, like
Speaker 11: he I like at L.
Speaker 1: But was he even acting in at L. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure he thought it was a documentary. It felt like
Speaker 1: it was like, now I have a roller skates.
Speaker 3: Go home movies.
Speaker 1: I had Almedo.
Speaker 12: Man. I'm sad to say, but uh, miss the honorable
Speaker 12: Lewis Fercom might have to put a hit on on
Speaker 12: me because Malcolm is just gonna have to stay dead.
Speaker 1: Damn. Fuck. He didn't. He didn't stand on that ship
Speaker 1: called what the fucking bonds? God? Damn.
Speaker 12: Mainly because also I figured he was that much honorable
Speaker 12: el Hod Malik Shabaz at the time.
Speaker 1: Look he trying to go off because he because he
Speaker 1: tried to kill the nigga, don't be like that ship.
Speaker 1: Did not put that ship out.
Speaker 12: I figured at some point down the line, if it
Speaker 12: wasn't gonna be whoever the conspiracy theories thought it was
Speaker 12: gonna be, Malcolm was so strong of a figure that
Speaker 12: he posted too much of a threat and somebody from
Speaker 12: the government was going to take him out anyway. So
Speaker 12: whether I delay that and then as a as as
Speaker 12: a as a movie person myself, like, just let Denzel
Speaker 12: have that in my mind, have that embreded in me,
Speaker 12: and and and because of that, because of Denzel's like
Speaker 12: portrayal in that, it made me go back to read
Speaker 12: autobiography of Malcolm X done by Alex Haley. It made
Speaker 12: me inspired, like everybody else that was tend to want
Speaker 12: to go see that. So I have to crystallize that
Speaker 12: in my mind. Then to have popular somewhat stand up
Speaker 12: comedian Clifford Harris try and play.
Speaker 1: We don't we don't. We do not stand up? T
Speaker 1: I is a lot of things, but he ain't no
Speaker 1: stand up exactly.
Speaker 3: Here's my other thing about this. Also, if it then
Speaker 3: it has, then we have have t I and Spike
Speaker 3: Lee in that movie because I don't how do you
Speaker 3: feel about Spike Lee and I don't like.
Speaker 1: Those are two personalities I don't care for.
Speaker 3: Oh, you guys like Spike Lee and Malcolm because that
Speaker 3: was your favorite. I know everybody hated that he put
Speaker 3: himself in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, he's not good.
Speaker 12: Yeah, he should have gott an Academy Award for that one.
Speaker 3: Spike Lee, Yes, yes, okay, yeah, I thought you meant
Speaker 3: when he was having that yellow suit on, well we.
Speaker 1: Go in Detroit.
Speaker 12: I like pork and white women too much. Yeah, that's
Speaker 12: what he said in the movie.
Speaker 1: So you're saying, you're saying, at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: the assassination was inevitable even if it doesn't happen when
Speaker 1: when we see it happen, and thus you are willing
Speaker 1: to make that sacrifice for the grow that comes out
Speaker 1: of seeing Denzel play of Malcolm X later in life.
Speaker 12: Yes, martyrdom goes way farther than having exploitation on film.
Speaker 1: Wow, damn powerful, give it up for my man, give
Speaker 1: it up for Brandon everybody. The memes would be pretty good.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? This would be thirty years of the
Speaker 1: Internet of just pure fun. Every time something goes wrong,
Speaker 1: we would return to t I playing Malcolm X and laughheartedly.
Speaker 3: It would be like a new crying Jordan me, mama.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be a perfect time for Twitter X
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck you want to call it.
Speaker 3: I mean it's in the name. It would be great.
Speaker 1: It would be t I's X.
Speaker 3: Here's my thing. Here's here's another issue I have with
Speaker 3: t I though, is like, if we let t I
Speaker 3: start in this movie, then we have to deal with
Speaker 3: t I after having played Malcolm X.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: And that's crazy, Like he already thinks he could do
Speaker 3: things he can't do. Yeh Like, imagine and he actually
Speaker 3: got validated by playing He'd be insufferable. It would be crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, here's I don't disagree with you. I think that's
Speaker 1: absolutely correct. But I do also think that if t
Speaker 1: I plays Malcolm X, this doesn't end up in theaters.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Two B situation is this
Speaker 1: is at best one of those lifetime movies where they
Speaker 1: can't call him Malcolm X. They gotta call him like
Speaker 1: Maurice W or some shit. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: He's like not they don't get the rights for like
Speaker 1: a no budget. Yeah, it's the worst thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, Then then we think it is I I mean,
Speaker 3: if I have to, if I have to make a
Speaker 3: if I have to make a true choice.
Speaker 1: Though Tip's got a state of music, man, you gotta
Speaker 1: kill Malcolm. Yeah, I think I agree, I think, But
Speaker 1: to the greater point. I think that was a very
Speaker 1: good way to put it. They were gonna kill it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I think to your point, martyrdom is stronger than
Speaker 1: anything that Malcolm X could have continued to sort of
Speaker 1: offer us beyond the point that he expired. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean that at some point we boondocks did
Speaker 1: a beautiful sort of interpretation of this. But if Martin
Speaker 1: Luther King stays alive, he has to sell fucking cheeseburgers.
Speaker 1: He eventually bec.
Speaker 3: A couple of them. We tried to get bun beats too.
Speaker 3: There's a long line.
Speaker 1: When we were in Houston. We went to go get
Speaker 1: Treilburger's from Bumbee's restaurant and the line was too long,
Speaker 1: and then we ate somewhere white.
Speaker 3: So it really that did suck.
Speaker 1: We got cheese steaks instead. It was a real vile choice. Afterwards,
Speaker 1: it we owe be a big apology. I'm sorry it
Speaker 1: went down.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I do think, uh, you got to accept the assassination
Speaker 1: and keep t I out of this this business.
Speaker 3: All right, that's fair, that's fair. Yeah, all right, who
Speaker 3: wants to do the next one?
Speaker 1: Oh? I see somebody standing? I think hand yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: one of y'all both y'all got your hands up. You
Speaker 1: pick each other, y'all.
Speaker 3: Know each other, you know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead hell yeah, yeah yeah, feel free to
Speaker 1: to take the mic out. You're very tall, very tall? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hell yeah? Are you scared? Right? Yeah? Dude? Whatever makes
Speaker 1: you come? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What's your name? Ducket, Ducket, give it up for Ducket, Ducky.
Speaker 1: Like Eric Comparish Millennium ducts.
Speaker 3: All right, em do that e b MD remember the
Speaker 3: seventy two thousand and he's like Eric Comparable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know. I left you out to drive. No,
Speaker 1: it's okay now that yeah, No, I need to do
Speaker 1: something to shame myself. Ugly, you're disgusting. I'm going to
Speaker 1: kill you. Give me two hundred dollars. Yeah, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: That's okay, all right, You ready duck yet? Yeah? I'm ready?
Speaker 3: All right? Man?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: This what is you are?
Speaker 1: We get definitive proof that Jesus Jesus Christ was black,
Speaker 1: but he looked and talked exactly like Tracy Morgan, exactly
Speaker 1: like Tracy Morgan. That's the cut old baby call. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get to pregnant all that shit that's your Lord
Speaker 1: and savior, but with the same waves too, So Jesus
Speaker 1: was spinning it. Yeah, but but the waves are sideways
Speaker 1: remembered for some reason, he puts his dow rag on
Speaker 1: in the opposite direction that waves are meant to go,
Speaker 1: and he.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna be honest, I'd rather Jesus Christ go back
Speaker 9: to looking like Kyle.
Speaker 1: Whoa, there's too much of a sacrifice for you.
Speaker 9: I already feel like too when I go to church.
Speaker 9: I can't take this.
Speaker 1: I understand.
Speaker 3: That's really that's very it's very true. That's very reasonable.
Speaker 3: So you say, ultimately, this is not a sacrifice you're
Speaker 3: willing to.
Speaker 9: Make like Kyle can get me to buy I Love
Speaker 9: Jesus T shirt.
Speaker 1: Damn. All right, man, No, wait, but but listen before
Speaker 1: you fully make your decision. Although it does sound like
Speaker 1: you've landed pretty hard on it, remember that this also
Speaker 1: means that white people acknowledge that Jesus was black.
Speaker 3: So like when they're when they're preaching.
Speaker 9: But they have to acknowledge that, Yeah, no, he's they
Speaker 9: have to.
Speaker 1: He's on the cross with that big belly and sideways waves.
Speaker 1: But that's who they pray to.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you would have had you would have had me
Speaker 9: if that was Samuel Jackson.
Speaker 1: Okay, but what about the hilarity of it a bunch
Speaker 1: of white people? And then he's like, I turned the
Speaker 1: squad into why and do not break that? Yeah, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3: They have pictures of Tracy Morgan in their homes, like
Speaker 3: white men have Tracy Morgan tattooed on their chest.
Speaker 1: He's like, you could eat You could eat that, baby.
Speaker 1: That's my bread. That bread is my belly. That bread
Speaker 1: is where my knees be y'all hungry. I could make
Speaker 1: some fish.
Speaker 13: I could make a whole lot of fish.
Speaker 1: That don't seem pretty cool if that was written in
Speaker 1: the scripture?
Speaker 9: Nah, bro. He played his part in The Longest Yard
Speaker 9: too well. From my liking. It seemed like he was
Speaker 9: a little too like comfortable in the skirt for my liking.
Speaker 9: So he couldn't be My Lord said, it looks it
Speaker 9: looks spicy looking at him this way.
Speaker 1: All right, give it up for ductive product, everybody, where.
Speaker 3: Do you live? Of course I wanted to be Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1: This seems like an easy answer for me, Tracy Morgan
Speaker 1: being Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Come on, all the Jesus stuff is now Tracy Stuff.
Speaker 1: The Passion of the Christ is a biopink about Tracy
Speaker 1: directed by Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson loves Hates Jews, loves
Speaker 1: Tracy Moore hates the Jews because they killed Tracy Morrison.
Speaker 1: That's That's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you you live your life open for a joke like
Speaker 1: this once. I ever, if I can make a more
Speaker 1: a more substantial point here, I would also argue that
Speaker 1: part of the reason that we have so much fighting
Speaker 1: in the world is because we treat these religious figures
Speaker 1: with so much seriousness right that, like they are there.
Speaker 1: You can't make jokes about these people. You can't treat
Speaker 1: them with any version of levity, and that causes the
Speaker 1: fighting because we disagree about the truth as it relates
Speaker 1: to these very serious people.
Speaker 3: But if they're.
Speaker 1: Funny, who the fuck cares? Come on, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? You don't fight over Tracy Morgan. You just
Speaker 1: let it be whatever the fuck it is.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm pitching. As an addendum, I think
Speaker 3: also Mohammed's Jim Carrey.
Speaker 1: And he's like, somebody draw me, oh man, you're a
Speaker 1: funny guy dog. Yeah, I think they should just be
Speaker 1: silly man and can be Tracy Morgan. That seems fucking awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And and to your point, yeah, you bring levity to
Speaker 3: this stuff. Maybe people killing each other. Yeah, that would
Speaker 3: be tight like that. Yeah, all right, we got we
Speaker 3: got another one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got two more. Do we have another volunteer?
Speaker 1: I know there were two hands back there a second ago.
Speaker 1: Oh we did that. The lady didn't put her hand
Speaker 1: back up, but her new friend put her hand back up,
Speaker 1: So yes, please come on, thank you give it up
Speaker 1: for come on.
Speaker 3: This is.
Speaker 14: Also you should google Tracy Morgan's nipples because they're actually
Speaker 14: very small.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think tiny nipples are.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: If I don't know what's bigger, funnier big nipples.
Speaker 1: The big ones aren't funny to me. My wife doesn't
Speaker 1: seem to laugh too much either. I feel like you're exaggerating.
Speaker 1: It can't be as bad as you're talking about. They're
Speaker 1: pretty juicy.
Speaker 3: You remember that singer t Q. Do you have nipples
Speaker 3: like him?
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, big as nipples were.
Speaker 1: After the show, we're going to be in the back
Speaker 1: googling nipples for pleasure. If you want to join in
Speaker 1: right now. We research research, So if you want to
Speaker 1: join in, feel free, but introduce yourself.
Speaker 8: So Taylor, yeah, he said a tone.
Speaker 1: You got to respect it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gotta be a little deeper.
Speaker 1: Keep it going for Taylor, everybody going for h You
Speaker 1: got this one.
Speaker 3: We erased Tyler Perry from the history books, but Will
Speaker 3: Smith admits that he fucked Martin one time. Somebody say, Yo,
Speaker 3: there's lots of umpact here.
Speaker 1: Take your time.
Speaker 14: So it wasn't use that microphone. So it was an
Speaker 14: entanglement I'm hearing, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: And not not new crazy Martin good ninety three, Martin
Speaker 1: Martin at his peak. Yeah, not Martin literally Bad Boys,
Speaker 1: first movie Bad Boys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I need to understand, like how it happened.
Speaker 3: Okay, we can draw We can, we can. That's reason.
Speaker 3: I'll be honest.
Speaker 1: We didn't. We didn't do this ahead of time, but
Speaker 1: we can do it for you now. For sure. You
Speaker 1: deserve that.
Speaker 3: You deserve that. I mean, I think it was, uh,
Speaker 3: it was one night after shooting bad I think it's
Speaker 3: a long day on set. It's a long on set
Speaker 3: there in Miami. Already a sexy town. Right, they're in Miami.
Speaker 3: It's summertime in Miami. You know how that makes Will
Speaker 3: Smith feel?
Speaker 1: And I think they will after the long days, like, bro,
Speaker 1: let me just show you Miami. Because Martin doesn't love Miami.
Speaker 3: No, He's like he loves d C because he's from there.
Speaker 3: And he's like me, I'm home sick. I don't even
Speaker 3: like it down here. I don't speak Spanish. Yeah, he
Speaker 3: hates Miami. And Will Smith's like, I'll show you my Miami.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna show you my Miami. And they have
Speaker 1: they have a fucking night.
Speaker 3: Oh, they have a time.
Speaker 1: They know, we gotta keep building. You asked for this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they go out. They go to the club and
Speaker 3: the club is playing Will Smith like B sides like
Speaker 3: Boom Shake the Room.
Speaker 1: But they're but they're doing cool ship where they like
Speaker 1: Will remix the Martin theme song into the Will Smith ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: both feelings seen. Yeah, and then like DJ is like
Speaker 1: time boys ship like that. Yeah, they're fucking they're in
Speaker 1: it right and they're having a great time. And then
Speaker 1: somebody offers them a little bit of a party drug.
Speaker 1: There's a little party drugs, you know, sliding around Martin
Speaker 1: he already high on cocaine. But but Will, he's usually
Speaker 1: sober and he's into the party drug and out of
Speaker 1: both doing party drugs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Martin, Will's knocking the drugs, and then Martin,
Speaker 3: who's already on drugs, looks at him.
Speaker 1: He says, bad boys for life.
Speaker 14: This is feeling very Andrew Gillon, it's feeling very well,
Speaker 14: Andrew O.
Speaker 1: Andrew Gillam for those that are was a I think
Speaker 1: it was running for senator in Florida. Maybe it was governor.
Speaker 1: The governor of Florida. Was a very successful candidate, made
Speaker 1: it all the way to like fucking forty nine point
Speaker 1: nine percent of the vote, and like was meant to
Speaker 1: be like the Democratics superstar of the future, and then
Speaker 1: got caught in a hotel with male sex workers, white
Speaker 1: male sex workers, like six months after his president or
Speaker 1: his potential presidential run.
Speaker 3: I get that, But this is blacklove.
Speaker 1: Yeah, keep that in y and nobody's being taken advantage
Speaker 1: of it. No, it's a.
Speaker 3: Holy consectual there. And they're on nineteen ninety three when
Speaker 3: it was called ecstasy. They don't even call it molly.
Speaker 3: They're on ecstasy.
Speaker 1: Tabs, right, So they're drinking a lot of water because
Speaker 1: it was dangerous back then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're just feeling the vibes. What's got a
Speaker 3: shirt on? But they're dancing that what's that song? I
Speaker 3: Don't Want to Shine? And they're like dancing, and then
Speaker 3: Martin like starts dancing and he turns.
Speaker 1: Around and the club is packed. They're pushing into each.
Speaker 3: Other, turns it around, and then Will just kind of
Speaker 3: lets it happen. Yeah, and then they get in like sync.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, Like they get.
Speaker 1: In sync, and you didn't know they didn't know that
Speaker 1: they knew this dance together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they didn't know their bodies went together, like you
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying now.
Speaker 1: But they're also yeah and this is before camera phones,
Speaker 1: so and nobody's gonna fucking believe you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody's gonna believe me.
Speaker 1: I think Martin Lawrence and Bill Smith are about to
Speaker 1: fuck at this club.
Speaker 3: And then, you know what, in the final move, Martin
Speaker 3: reached back and puts his hand on Will's head. Yeah
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, Because when that happens, it's
Speaker 3: about to go down and then we.
Speaker 1: Won't get graphic.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But but just know that it was a sexy evening
Speaker 1: out in Miami.
Speaker 3: It was consensual and it was beautiful. But also they're like,
Speaker 3: that was just what we did in Miami that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think in the morning they made breakfast together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they went to set in separate cars. They
Speaker 1: didn't bring it up, but but they truly became bad
Speaker 1: boys for life. Okay, now what is your answer?
Speaker 14: Okay, we don't need another we don't need another media.
Speaker 14: So we're already there. So here's the thing. If will
Speaker 14: Smith admits that he fucked Martin once, like think about it,
Speaker 14: Like that's a weird ass family. He probably fucked Martin.
Speaker 14: Jada fuck Martin. They all fucked Martin. Imagine it. It's
Speaker 14: gonna be a it's gonna be a red table talk
Speaker 14: right right exactly. And then and then there'snna be two guests,
Speaker 14: you know, guest interviewing. No, No, it's gonna be him. No,
Speaker 14: it's gonna be Martin's gonna come out and August Elsina,
Speaker 14: and it's gonna be a whole thing. And then they're
Speaker 14: gonna talk about consensual love how you know, gender doesn't exist.
Speaker 14: And then Willow's just gonna be looking there like yeah,
Speaker 14: and then Grammy is gonna be really into it, talk
Speaker 14: about her crack addiction, and then we're gonna come back
Speaker 14: and no one is going to care. And then the
Speaker 14: next day what's going to happen is that then Jada
Speaker 14: is going to talk about how much she loves Tupac
Speaker 14: and she wished that Will.
Speaker 1: Not at all.
Speaker 4: She's gonna say she wished Will Smith like.
Speaker 1: You about it?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you're you're painting a new world.
Speaker 14: Society exactly, so like it's okay because that.
Speaker 8: So is this one.
Speaker 4: It's this one.
Speaker 1: You're saying, you're comfortable with this if we get to
Speaker 1: lose Perry, no more media, yeah, no more boo and
Speaker 1: medea Halloween, which is funnier than you think.
Speaker 14: So you know what, we lose Meghan Markle's best friend.
Speaker 14: That's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1: You're you're more than comfortable sacrificing Tyler Perry even if
Speaker 1: these two men press into each other.
Speaker 4: But you know what, everyone gets depressed into everyone consentially.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, it's beautiful, but it's.
Speaker 4: But the whole family is family affairs.
Speaker 3: Not No, that's I think a crime.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, y'all know, is like this.
Speaker 1: It's not a group thing. It's just that it starts talking. Well,
Speaker 1: we we say because we wrote it.
Speaker 14: Yeah, but no, no, no, if he was able to
Speaker 14: talk about well down the line and then noble, then
Speaker 14: I can say that down the line.
Speaker 1: You're right, I'm not here to assims black women.
Speaker 3: Are you're saying. You're saying that ultimately Martin gets turned
Speaker 3: out by the entire Smith family.
Speaker 14: But it but again, it's consensual. Yeah, yeah, there's only
Speaker 14: only the legal.
Speaker 1: Turnout. Yeah, Okay, I think I think that's a good answer.
Speaker 4: I think you did it and I really thought about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, give it up for Taylor everybody.
Speaker 3: Oh where am I on it? After we wrote that
Speaker 3: beautiful story. I don't even give a shit about the
Speaker 3: media part. I just wish that would happen for them.
Speaker 1: I genuinely think that if Will Smith were able to
Speaker 1: come out as the queer icon he could be, he
Speaker 1: would be a happier, healthier person.
Speaker 3: Well Smith or fucking Chris Rock would be a lot happier. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't think that would have ever happened.
Speaker 1: No, I think if he truly could just be like bro,
Speaker 1: I'm into a lot of shit that I just like
Speaker 1: to get it.
Speaker 15: Yeah, because I met him one time, and truly, really
Speaker 15: the only part of this personality that I walked away
Speaker 15: with was he's horny.
Speaker 1: Well, he made that clear. It came up enough times.
Speaker 3: I was like, Dad, this's like a horny but a
Speaker 3: few times. Yeah, I don't want to say the specifics
Speaker 3: because I don't want to get sued. But no, he like,
Speaker 3: please don't pe No, we gotta keep working. Yeah. I
Speaker 3: mean I've never at him, and he seems not warning. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think I think it would be so liberating for
Speaker 1: Will Smith to be able to just be his queer
Speaker 1: self that we all know him to be. And I
Speaker 1: also think this would be great retaliation against Jada.
Speaker 3: Oh every time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like nigga fuck Martin Lawrence four seasons on Network,
Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty eight episodes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, big Dog syndication yea, all eyes on WHU.
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I think this would be really beautiful and
Speaker 1: good for them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's kind of just a win. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let him fuck. Yeah, that's what we say.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. When they were younger, I think Martin was
Speaker 3: maybe more handsome than Will.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Will's eyes are really far apart and you can't unsee it. Guys, look,
Speaker 3: are we gonna get.
Speaker 1: In another We can't do this. This is such a
Speaker 1: dangerous game, this revisionist history. But we all pretend like
Speaker 1: Will Smith wasn't the most fuckable man on the planet.
Speaker 13: We all wanted to bone Will Smith. Eight people wanted
Speaker 13: to fuck Martin Lawrence. Don't be like that. He I
Speaker 13: don't like that you're playing Martin now. Martin Martin during
Speaker 13: his dad.
Speaker 3: Incredible hair, incredible hair, so well dressed. He's the first
Speaker 3: time I ever sign a Pelly Pelly on the show.
Speaker 1: He had the Pelly Pelly with Yeah, you don't even
Speaker 1: see that anymore. Martin was great. Don't be a sexy
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hate. Don't do it with sexy Martin.
Speaker 1: But I just don't think. I think even the movie
Speaker 1: knew that Will Smith was the sex symbol and Martin
Speaker 1: was the funny one.
Speaker 3: I think as time goes on, we're just gonna realize he.
Speaker 1: Was just taller.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 1: Three people are clapping, but yeah, and they didn't seem
Speaker 1: that confident about it.
Speaker 3: It's all I need to start.
Speaker 1: That's how he's starting his presidential campaign. I think a
Speaker 1: lot more of us want to fuck Martin Lawrence than
Speaker 1: we're ready to talk about. And when I'm president, we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about it. And then we have one more,
Speaker 1: if we have one more volunteer who's willing to participate
Speaker 1: in the game. I thought I saw a hand, and
Speaker 1: then it shot down immediately after. Oh there it is. Okay,
Speaker 1: finally that hand, right, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, I think Duckett was holding it up.
Speaker 1: But if you want to come, it's okay, as long
Speaker 1: as it's consensual and you're into it, come on, as
Speaker 1: long as it's like Martin and with thank you so much.
Speaker 1: What's your name, Brittany, Brittany, Yeah, fuck yeah, thank you
Speaker 1: for being here. Give it up for.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm shy, that's okay, Okay, play it cool, Brittany,
Speaker 6: all right, I'm cool, cool, Get off the fat.
Speaker 1: Here's your question. White people never make another watermelon joke ever.
Speaker 1: It's done. The whole bit of black people loving watermelon.
Speaker 1: It's alcohol.
Speaker 3: Those weird days at the office for some guy who
Speaker 3: thinks he knows you better than he does.
Speaker 1: You can literally walk in the office eating a big
Speaker 1: old piece of watermelon and nobody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can spit the whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1: They'll be just like, that's Brittany. That's just how Brittany does.
Speaker 9: Okay, but.
Speaker 1: They find proof that black people have an extra muscle
Speaker 1: in our thigh that makes us jump higher, actual proof.
Speaker 3: Like they have a real like, no, they're only good
Speaker 3: at basketball because of this, Like they have a real
Speaker 3: reason to say, and they point to the muscle and
Speaker 3: they go they study Lebron James and go thousand because
Speaker 3: of this.
Speaker 1: Right here right. Okay, Wow, it's very difficult. But remember
Speaker 1: you get to spit watermelon seeds wherever you listen.
Speaker 6: Okay, because I actually have a story about this.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy you have a story.
Speaker 6: Way, need I need to say it to get my answer.
Speaker 6: So my first two years of college, I went to
Speaker 6: Washington and Jefferson. I don't know, has anybody heard of that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 10: Cool?
Speaker 8: What, yeah, it's all easier.
Speaker 6: Okay, it was real quiet.
Speaker 1: College.
Speaker 6: No, okay, but wait, but then I went to Howard
Speaker 6: after Okay, so this white girl asked me. She was like,
Speaker 6: isn't it true that you guys have an extra muscle
Speaker 6: in your leg? Like she asked me, and I was
Speaker 6: really offended. And I also have never heard that before.
Speaker 6: That was my first time ever hearing that. I'm like, well,
Speaker 6: wait the fuck like that?
Speaker 1: But imagine if she said that to you and you
Speaker 1: had to be like, yes, that's like we do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 6: I think I would just let the watermelon jokes continue.
Speaker 6: I don't care that much.
Speaker 1: Like it's whatever, It doesn't make you want to kill them.
Speaker 8: I mean, I like water melon.
Speaker 1: That's the whole conspiracy. Of course, you amazing everybody. It's
Speaker 1: a pretty good.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 1: I like it. It's so good.
Speaker 3: I forgot it was a fruit. I thought it was
Speaker 3: some kind of extended candy universe.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I'd rather that the extra extra Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fair enough bank? Should I go? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Go ahead?
Speaker 1: I I one hundred agree with Brittany. This extra muscle
Speaker 1: ship would derail everything. Yeah, I think if we if
Speaker 1: if white people found out we had an extra muscle
Speaker 1: in our leg, they'd be pissed if we did the
Speaker 1: s A t's too fast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they would use it to further exclude us from all.
Speaker 3: He can't get a home loan right, like, yeah, it
Speaker 3: would be fucking it would be they'd find ways to,
Speaker 3: like they legislate against it. They'd lock us up.
Speaker 1: They would start separating sports like yeah, it would be women's,
Speaker 1: men's and extra muscles, and it's like fuck man, yeah, like.
Speaker 3: They already can't handle the comparisons, Like imagine if so
Speaker 3: as much as I get so irritated because that's like
Speaker 3: the one that they try to sneak in, Like I
Speaker 3: feel like the watermelon. It could be like a guy
Speaker 3: you liked it work or some that's the one that
Speaker 3: they'll sneak in. And you're like, man, I fucking if
Speaker 3: I didn't need this job at FedEx, I would cute.
Speaker 1: Like it's just so it's so irritated, But no, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't sacrifice. You were right, You were right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, how do you guys feel about it? Are
Speaker 1: you guys clap if you're pro how do I say
Speaker 1: you clap? If you're pro watermelon? You you want to
Speaker 1: keep the watermelon jokes for the for the removed, to
Speaker 1: make sure that nobody starts saying you have an extra
Speaker 1: muscle in your leg and clap off your pro muscle
Speaker 1: in the thigh. WHOA, Okay?
Speaker 3: You like players in here? All right?
Speaker 9: My man?
Speaker 1: You seem pretty confident about it. What is it for
Speaker 1: you that you're like muscle in the thigh. Let's go, brother,
Speaker 1: we're too great at basketball, but we don't eat you.
Speaker 3: Maybe we don't need an extra figh. We got Shaq
Speaker 3: Kobe like we're doing it.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're dreaming for yourself more than you
Speaker 1: are for the greater community. Okay, okay, okay, that's you're like,
Speaker 1: I will take an extra muscle. I don't care what
Speaker 1: y'all niggas have. Yeah, yeah, I can't.
Speaker 3: I get that. I get that. Who doesn't want to
Speaker 3: jump higher? I mean you can, though. I that's mostly
Speaker 3: how I eat it.
Speaker 1: I do. I do feel anxiety about watermelon and public.
Speaker 3: I don't feel it in public. I feel it if
Speaker 3: you like you ever go to like like a they
Speaker 3: don't call it.
Speaker 1: I don't care if y'all don't have White people are
Speaker 1: the only ones who do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Party? A party when you have food? That's what you're
Speaker 1: doing a party? You stupid people?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah, it is.
Speaker 3: It's a very It's also I get irritated because there's
Speaker 3: like a little bit of anxiety of it.
Speaker 1: And then I get mad at myself when I'm like, no, fuck.
Speaker 3: That, you can eat whatever you want. What do you even?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And then I have this internal back and forth about it.
Speaker 1: That's my issue is I find myself in these sort
Speaker 1: of internal wars with like watermelon and chicken and all
Speaker 1: these different things that are associated with blackness that I
Speaker 1: truly fucking love but feel like I have to like
Speaker 1: be be shy with as a demonstration of my my
Speaker 1: knowledge of the It's like, fuck, man, it was like freeing.
Speaker 3: That's what's so insidious about like microaggressions. That's like, seriously,
Speaker 3: that's the shit that will kill you, bro. It's like
Speaker 3: I haven't I've had a lot less white people ever
Speaker 3: come up to my face and call me a nigger,
Speaker 3: but I've got a lot of them saying, oh, watermelon home.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: That's the ship that like, that's the ship that makes
Speaker 3: And then your reaction to that, whether it's because it
Speaker 3: is visceral, and your reaction to that often in your
Speaker 3: head you're like I want to kill this dude, I
Speaker 3: knock your head off, And then you feel crazy about
Speaker 3: eating a fruit. And those are the things that like
Speaker 3: do over time, really really wear you down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's one hundred percent right. Uh that said
Speaker 1: this leg thing would be.
Speaker 3: Fucking yeah, it would be disaster.
Speaker 1: So keep your watermelon jokes, folks. Yeah, they're safe here.
Speaker 1: Our legs are the same as yours. All right.
Speaker 3: Was that the last one?
Speaker 1: I think that was the last one. We're gonna move
Speaker 1: on to our last conspiracy. Yeah, we have one more
Speaker 1: conspiracy we want to cover with you guys. This is
Speaker 1: a fun one. Yeah, this is a good way to
Speaker 1: go out. Yeah. I think this will be really fun.
Speaker 1: And and you know, we'll talk to you guys, we'll
Speaker 1: talk to some ship. We'll see how it goes. My
Speaker 1: mama told me Barack Obama was not the first black president.
Speaker 3: Come on, come on, baby. Also, I love him smoking.
Speaker 3: I love it. I love it so much. He's got
Speaker 3: that Langston ford on. That's what I think you look
Speaker 3: like withs.
Speaker 1: Not not the door I have. It's a little embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I don't know what color that ribbon is, but that
Speaker 1: might be that might be identical to the one that
Speaker 1: I had.
Speaker 3: Fuck, So, I mean, I don't know too much about
Speaker 3: this one. Like laid out, if he was not the
Speaker 3: first black do you mean he was not and that
Speaker 3: there was another president or who's black or he was
Speaker 3: not in that he's actually a Pacific Islanders.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, let's be clear. I am not
Speaker 1: accusing Barack Obama of not being a black person. This
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory is actually born from a fair amount of
Speaker 1: historical evidence that says that there were up to six
Speaker 1: or seven other black or presidents with black lineage, right
Speaker 1: that like either a parent or a grandparent was of
Speaker 1: black of African descent. Okay, and and they just simply
Speaker 1: were white passing people who then opted to identify Okay.
Speaker 3: So it's not like you just had a feeling about it.
Speaker 3: It's not like, man, though, did you ever see Miller
Speaker 3: Fillmore Frochick was?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it, Taff was at the band. It was in
Speaker 1: the band at Alabama A and m yeah is just
Speaker 1: marching funny.
Speaker 3: We bring up Tapped a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was funny. He's the funniest one.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I think, yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, there there are a few of them
Speaker 1: on the list, and I should have brought the list
Speaker 1: up earlier. But but Abraham Lincoln is one that they accused.
Speaker 1: Was tall. They say Abraham Lincoln, I believe his his
Speaker 1: mother or his grandmother may have been a black woman. Uh.
Speaker 1: Andrew Jackson is on the list. If you know anything
Speaker 1: about he is literally maybe one of the most like yeah, uh.
Speaker 1: He apparently had Native American blood and some of the
Speaker 1: Native American lineage was connected to like black intermixing. There
Speaker 1: was a bunch of them on the list that that
Speaker 1: apparently all have like black family members and ship. It's
Speaker 1: interesting because it's like I think it becomes this thing
Speaker 1: of like what to me?
Speaker 3: To me, the big question with this is like what
Speaker 3: constitutes because like physically is one thing, but like are
Speaker 3: these people who were culturally not white?
Speaker 1: And then it kind of came out and hit it
Speaker 1: for advancement. Well that's the hard part, right, is like
Speaker 1: what we're talking about is the difference between someone who
Speaker 1: who It's it's the plus y versus ferguson. It's the
Speaker 1: one dropped rule of the ship. Right. It's like, if
Speaker 1: you do not connect with any of this black culture,
Speaker 1: any of like the lineage, does that then still allow
Speaker 1: you the space to identify as a black person? Or
Speaker 1: are you what you say you are? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like Eminem said, don't I don't like that
Speaker 1: I am whatever, you're.
Speaker 3: Not finishing that. I mean, yeah, that's that's a hard
Speaker 3: one because it's like I don't don't want to slander
Speaker 3: any ray.
Speaker 1: Be careful counselors, dread careful.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, I definitely get the feeling that, like
Speaker 3: the idea of what the black president meant is so
Speaker 3: important that if there were people who denied it it
Speaker 3: kind of that's kind of inconsequential to me, Like it
Speaker 3: feels like the first person to be it and have
Speaker 3: stood on it is like that's what's important. Like if
Speaker 3: there was a guy who was just like he's like,
Speaker 3: don't tell anybody, my grandma could cook, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? All Right, Like that's fine, but that doesn't
Speaker 3: help us out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So I guess I guess what I feel is like
Speaker 3: if there was another one, it doesn't matter if he
Speaker 3: wasn't with that shit, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I do think he's especially in the error
Speaker 1: we live in now, where we are pushing towards allowing
Speaker 1: people to fully choose their own identities as they see
Speaker 1: it and feel it, I think it'd be absurd to
Speaker 1: be like, nah, but Andrew Jackson, you gotta be a niggle,
Speaker 1: like that's that's crazy. If he's like, no, I'm a
Speaker 1: white devil, true here and true so white.
Speaker 3: They put him on money, yeah, and.
Speaker 1: He's like and I was mean, mean, I'm gonna prove
Speaker 1: to you, Like if he was black, he hated it.
Speaker 3: He fun Do we want that?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, certainly, not not the way that
Speaker 1: he was doing it, And so I wonder if it's
Speaker 1: even worth it to try to force it onto these people.
Speaker 3: That's how I feel. I mean, I think that it's
Speaker 3: so beautiful. That's so what was so great about Obama
Speaker 3: is like, man, regardless of what you feel about policy
Speaker 3: and things like that, you remember how you felt when
Speaker 3: that happened, right Like that was like, well truly I
Speaker 3: get like, I like feel it. Just talking about this
Speaker 3: is one of the best days of my entire life.
Speaker 3: Like my mom called me and was like crying and
Speaker 3: was like we did it and we're immigrants. You know
Speaker 3: we're not, you know what I mean? So like for
Speaker 3: someone to have been black and not have acknowledged it,
Speaker 3: you ain't. He ain't shipped to me like Obama's the first.
Speaker 1: One, you know what I mean. That's how I feel
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm with that guy. I found the list.
Speaker 1: Uh and and it ranges from Thomas Jefferson apparently was
Speaker 1: was also accused of being mixed race. Abraham Lincoln, Calvin
Speaker 1: Coolidge accused makes it feel warm. Yeah, I didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't love that either. I felt some whispers in the cloud.
Speaker 1: I did, he say, accused. I didn't like it either, y'all.
Speaker 1: I fucked up up to at all. But if I'm
Speaker 1: a dog, he's uh Warren Hall Arding, Dwight Eisenhower, and
Speaker 1: the biggest shaker being Andrew Jackson. Uh. And Additionally, this
Speaker 1: is the part that I actually forgot, is that, uh,
Speaker 1: part of what they actually said and they found all
Speaker 1: of this ship is that Abraham Lincoln, when he was
Speaker 1: running for president, part of the the like the anti
Speaker 1: Lincoln campaign that the other like presidential people were putting
Speaker 1: together that I guess that then the Democratic Party was
Speaker 1: putting together was calling him a secret black dude, as
Speaker 1: he's not just a nigger lover, he's like.
Speaker 3: They were putting that on posters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, could you imagine the commercials.
Speaker 3: Abe Lincoln likes cool In.
Speaker 1: Again, Abraham Lincoln says he doesn't party, but he's lying.
Speaker 3: We saw him do the electrics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they said that. Oh yeah. They basically were making
Speaker 1: fun of how like sort of distinctly African Nis. His
Speaker 1: features were that, like he was tall and yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess had like a wider nose. And that's part of
Speaker 1: what they say. Reason he wore the top hat all
Speaker 1: the time is because his hair was thicker than we
Speaker 1: think it is. And a lot of like the the
Speaker 1: the depictions of Abraham Lincoln and all of these presidents
Speaker 1: have been whitened for our for the benefit of the
Speaker 1: story that history wants to tell.
Speaker 3: I mean, I do believe that, right, they're knowing to
Speaker 3: We're talking about Jesus. They do that, So, I mean,
Speaker 3: I that is possible. And to think about somebody like Lincoln,
Speaker 3: it does change my stance a little bit in that,
Speaker 3: Like if he did that shit under and he was
Speaker 3: undercover black the whole time, that's pretty amazing, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And they say his mom.
Speaker 1: Was Ethiopian, so he was like black black, all right, relaxed,
Speaker 1: he wasn't from like Georgia she was. She was from
Speaker 1: the Motherland.
Speaker 3: Calmed down, all right, you getting all right?
Speaker 1: He said, black black, Yeah.
Speaker 3: In those cas didn't you. Yeah, I mean it's definitely interesting, right,
Speaker 3: but I think I still, ultimately I feel the way
Speaker 3: I feel. I think that like, unless you were like
Speaker 3: some kind of secret agent really working for us, if
Speaker 3: you didn't stand on it, I really don't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's fair. I do think. I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously we shouldn't discredit the way that history manipulates our
Speaker 1: understanding of truth, right that, Like Frederick Douglass is a
Speaker 1: great example of somebody who was biracial, right, he was mixed,
Speaker 1: but history he's one of your They they've redrawn him
Speaker 1: and sort of redepicted him as a very dark, sort
Speaker 1: of like ethnic looking man for the benefit of telling
Speaker 1: a certain type of story because him as this lighter,
Speaker 1: sort of like fairer version of himself may not have
Speaker 1: been the heroic story that they want it to be.
Speaker 3: And so.
Speaker 1: Thanks big dog. That does happen, but it doesn't necessarily
Speaker 1: change what that person wants to see for themselves. And ultimately,
Speaker 1: Andrew Jackson or Calvin Coolidge or Dwight Eisenhower not wanting
Speaker 1: to be a part of the black community does not
Speaker 1: benefit the black community, you know.
Speaker 16: What I mean.
Speaker 1: We don't need Terry creuz anymore. I've been saying, he
Speaker 1: don't want to be here. Y'all can have him. We
Speaker 1: don't need to fight for these motherfuckers. I think I agree.
Speaker 1: I think that's I think that's great. Do we did
Speaker 1: I think we did a y'all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought we were gonna get a lot more
Speaker 3: jokes off than that one.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Then I started getting feeling like a little bit about Obama.
Speaker 3: I was like, I was saying, relaxed to you, but
Speaker 3: in my house.
Speaker 1: Come on, he did too much.
Speaker 3: Sure, come on, don't show him nothing before.
Speaker 1: We leave this evening. We do want we do this
Speaker 1: with every show. We'd like to open up for any
Speaker 1: questions you guys might have any concerns, thoughts, opinions. You
Speaker 1: want to share stories, Brittany, you want to retell uh,
Speaker 1: We're open and interested in all of it. We just
Speaker 1: want to talk to you guys. If there's anything you
Speaker 1: have to say, we're happy to hear it. And if
Speaker 1: there's nothing. This is terribly embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this one hurts because we're really out on the
Speaker 3: limbit here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we made ourselves vulnerable and you don't give us ship.
Speaker 1: All right. Damn, that was the first time yeah, this
Speaker 1: has never happened before. We had to We always have
Speaker 1: to end early. Yeah, the question people questions you guys
Speaker 1: are like, please just let me go back to them
Speaker 1: bugs outside feels safe. Yeah.
Speaker 10: My mom always says, left hand is it she's gonna
Speaker 10: lose money, the right hand gonna get money. I don't
Speaker 10: know if that's every time in my life my left
Speaker 10: hands lose some money.
Speaker 1: And whether that's true or not, whenever.
Speaker 10: My hands start itching, start thinking into some money or
Speaker 10: about to lose some money or something like that.
Speaker 1: So have you ever heard that before? I think, if
Speaker 1: you're itchy, you're gonna lose some money.
Speaker 3: And maybe relaxed on the masturbation of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I have. We have heard that. We've
Speaker 1: addressed it, I think fairly recently, or maybe we haven't
Speaker 1: talked about it. Yeah, Punky talked about it. Although Punky,
Speaker 1: Punky Johnson, very funny comedian, talked about her titty being
Speaker 1: itchy and that's that's somebody's cheating on you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So and then I'm seeing people tap each other like
Speaker 1: I told you, is that something you've said before? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, oh you're titty itches now? She said, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's very itchy. Yeah, no, I've heard it, and it
Speaker 1: does there is some logic to it, right that, like,
Speaker 1: if you're feeling these sort of like physical reactions, it is.
Speaker 1: I think we don't give human beings enough credit for
Speaker 1: how intuitive we are. Like that, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: things we're aware of in the world that we don't
Speaker 1: realize that our body is just having these reactions to.
Speaker 1: And I think sometimes itchiness, discomfort sort of like these
Speaker 1: aches and pains that we have are related to larger societal,
Speaker 1: personal social issues that we're also facing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think definitely you did great. Fuck? Yeah, thanks?
Speaker 3: One question?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, please? All right, So this is kind of
Speaker 1: a hotel me question. I'm not a hotel brothers.
Speaker 3: Come on, this is the safe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't run from it. Yeah, literally, be who you are, king, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonaive West African? All right, So what I believe
Speaker 1: in West African? You believe in West African? No?
Speaker 3: Oh, me too, mine too.
Speaker 1: You're saying you're saying you don't believe that Israel is
Speaker 1: your proper home.
Speaker 3: You don't feel like we're a lost tribe. Brother, I'm
Speaker 3: the only one that doesn't. Wow, Oh, you're the one Okay,
Speaker 3: you're that weird nigga, like you know, Jack, do.
Speaker 1: You keep talking about he's from Africa, that nigga weird
Speaker 1: actually even gets weird because they even believe that some
Speaker 1: Africans are huge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you? We're in a not gooing beef with
Speaker 3: the black Hebrew Israelites. You have to tell us if
Speaker 3: you're one. All right, I got scared, bro, they're gonna
Speaker 3: kill us.
Speaker 1: But they're not. They're not. Okay, So so what is what?
Speaker 1: What question do you have not being a member of
Speaker 1: your family's tribe? Sop? Question is you know how they
Speaker 1: say that? We get it? Man, I'm not a cop,
Speaker 1: so we know white people used to. Yeah. No, they've
Speaker 1: chilled out back in the day, right, So what if
Speaker 1: we can't find like mummy whoa.
Speaker 3: No, thank you for doing that here. I truly don't
Speaker 3: even know where to start with that. What if there's
Speaker 3: no black mommies because they snorted them all like at
Speaker 3: a party, they used whatever, but only the black ones
Speaker 3: the only ones that damn you're using quotations a lot.
Speaker 1: Uh hey man, no, no, no, thank you for your question.
Speaker 3: Question.
Speaker 1: I'll say this. We did an episode where we talked
Speaker 1: about how many things are stolen from the continent that
Speaker 1: that have now become artifacts in other places that that
Speaker 1: will never be returned in all likelihood and certainly are
Speaker 1: if they are returned, they are not going to be
Speaker 1: returned under any of the circumstances that would benefit the
Speaker 1: people they were taken from, right, and included in some
Speaker 1: of that were physical body parts. There are like stolen
Speaker 1: heads of African rulers and leaders and thinkers that like
Speaker 1: are sitting in fucking museums and down in basements of
Speaker 1: like European countries that decided, like, yo, that's our head now,
Speaker 1: and we're just gonna keep it because we chopped it
Speaker 1: up and that's ours. So it is not beyond belief
Speaker 1: that that body parts and fucking biological pieces are stolen
Speaker 1: and used. That said, snorting a whole nigga see, seems
Speaker 1: like a bit of a stretch. That's where I started
Speaker 1: to go. I don't know do coke. I ain't never
Speaker 1: did coke, but but it seems like there you're not
Speaker 1: doing that much of it in a night, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like that's a lot of fucking coke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's good. I have nothing.
Speaker 3: You really killed it. I don't think I could have.
Speaker 1: Beat that, all right? Okay, maybe have you ever been
Speaker 1: to a party. Have you ever been to a party
Speaker 1: where they they snorted a kyrie irvings worth of person
Speaker 1: or cocaine anything? Really? Yeah, okay, that's fair. I yeah,
Speaker 1: I I don't necessarily know that. I believe that they
Speaker 1: snorted up all the black mummies. I do believe that that.
Speaker 1: I do believe you when I when you say that
Speaker 1: they probably did grind up a tow or two and
Speaker 1: and just to see what it what that does?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Like we we for I think currently even today it's
Speaker 1: still illegal, but it still happened. They grind up rhino
Speaker 1: horn and fucking elephants parts and ship and tell you
Speaker 1: that that's how they'll make you a dick bigger, make
Speaker 1: you last longer in the bed. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: crazy ship that people do all over the world. So
Speaker 1: it's not beyond belief that you would snore a mummy.
Speaker 1: I just don't think you're getting a whole mummy down.
Speaker 1: Uh that that seems a little ubsurd quantity wise, Yeah,
Speaker 1: hell yeah? Anybody anybody else? Yes, please? If black people did.
Speaker 9: Have an extra muscle, do you think they will let
Speaker 9: people who use steroids for other players.
Speaker 1: That weren't people whoa I don't know if we have
Speaker 1: a technology for thigh in plants yet. I mean an mmmm,
Speaker 1: but isn't it only aesthetic?
Speaker 3: Like you're talking about actually putting an extra muscle for function, right,
Speaker 3: not for form?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that.
Speaker 3: I'm not a doctor. Also, I'm like a sebi.
Speaker 1: I'm like a sebi out of ten.
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I I do think I struggle with
Speaker 17: I agree with David.
Speaker 1: I think it's more aesthetic than it is functional. But
Speaker 1: I do think that there is a very high chance
Speaker 1: that if black people did have an extra muscle on
Speaker 1: their leg, there would be come an evening out through
Speaker 1: like de medicines and sort of like whatever juices and
Speaker 1: ship to make it so.
Speaker 3: That, yeah, they try to catch up, especially bad.
Speaker 1: Like don't do that to me. You can't. He made
Speaker 1: you asked this question. We didn't come up with this,
Speaker 1: We weren't in the hotel like all right, this is
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do, David. I I definitely think that.
Speaker 1: I also think they will come up. I don't think
Speaker 1: it'll be like biological changes, but I do think I
Speaker 1: could definitely see them doing some Iron Man suit type
Speaker 1: ship with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like some type of like yeah implanter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, yeah, what's the remember that that that
Speaker 1: Olympic runner who lost his legs and killed his wife? Yeah,
Speaker 1: story is yeah, yeah, I feel like they would do
Speaker 1: that to their legs, right. They put a little but
Speaker 1: a little boy boying on the bottom and yeah we
Speaker 1: got them by Tracy Tracy Trady, what's his name.
Speaker 3: Tracy mcgre.
Speaker 1: Tracy Morgan gave you. Yeah, this would be a better
Speaker 1: joke if I knew his name.
Speaker 3: No, you're good, you're good.
Speaker 1: No, it's too late, walk away from it. Push that
Speaker 1: ship out. Yeah No, I think they would definitely try
Speaker 1: to even it out. I don't I don't think that
Speaker 1: it would be through biological surgery. So that's that's a
Speaker 1: little bit too much to ask. All right, that's how
Speaker 1: y'all want to end it? Is there another one? Yeah?
Speaker 16: Yeah, hell yeah, only if he's trying to get beat up.
Speaker 1: I think me and you together could do it beat
Speaker 1: up Terry crew.
Speaker 3: I got a bat at the house.
Speaker 1: I got a bat too.
Speaker 3: I think we could.
Speaker 1: I think me and you in two bats.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like we just we can't wait.
Speaker 1: It's like when you no, no, no, we don't.
Speaker 3: Like Hi, I'm terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we just gotta start swinging right away because
Speaker 1: we got to make it through that muscle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's as hell. Yeah, that's a big motherfucker.
Speaker 1: And he's got to inner rage that that he's not
Speaker 1: expressing that.
Speaker 3: That's also true. I feel like if he was allowed,
Speaker 3: like if he felt like a lot like in a situation.
Speaker 3: But the point is, yeah, I'm not afraid of him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: come on, Yeah, I think you would do it because
Speaker 3: I don't think we've been very there's no incentive for him.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I don't think this would benefit Terry Crews
Speaker 1: in any way.
Speaker 3: Like come and come and defend you calling yourself a coop.
Speaker 1: I do think I will say that that Terry Crews,
Speaker 1: and I mean this for a lot of the people
Speaker 1: we make fun of. There is an open invitation for
Speaker 1: all of them. Yeah. We have never once said we
Speaker 1: would not have Terry Crews on the show, and I
Speaker 1: firmly believe that if Terry crew said I'm willing to
Speaker 1: come on the show, we would happily welcome him, and
Speaker 1: we would probably tank our careers in the process. Nothing
Speaker 1: good can come up with for us. Either mid level
Speaker 1: comedians get assaulted by the star of White Chicks, Bro,
Speaker 1: it goes so bad if Terry crews beat our ass,
Speaker 1: bro if he bunks our heads together, Oh no, fuck
Speaker 1: like the Three Stooges, Yo, that's.
Speaker 3: What he would do too. Yeah he does that nose thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah No, I'm not the big monkey, motherfucker. Come on,
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 6: What.
Speaker 1: He ain't a big old monkey too. That's not a
Speaker 1: racial thing that nigga's a big old monkey, all right,
Speaker 1: agree to disagree.
Speaker 3: I want that to be the last joke you made
Speaker 3: on this tour.
Speaker 1: I think we did it. Everybody, Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for being here. Yeah, we're gonna be in the back.
Speaker 1: If you want to say hi, take pictures. Oh, we
Speaker 1: got four hats, but we've been selling hats on the tour.
Speaker 1: There are there are I believe four or five of
Speaker 1: them left. Uh So, if you want to hat, come
Speaker 1: holler at us, and we're happy to sell you the
Speaker 1: remaining ones that we have. But more importantly, if you
Speaker 1: just want to say hi, if you want to tell
Speaker 1: us your ship, if you just want to take a picture,
Speaker 1: we'd love to do that. We we want to meet
Speaker 1: and greet everybody who wants that. So come see us,
Speaker 1: come holler at us, and and thank you for being here.
Speaker 1: I good, and you sing good and oh bye.
Speaker 18: Bitch as racist hosting money, she's defending turkey stuffing.
Speaker 1: I can't help me nothing.
Speaker 3: H