WEBVTT - My Momma Told Me Live from Pittsburgh!

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck is that been burnt? Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>applauding Like you didn't see us hanging at the bar.

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<v Speaker 2>You knew we were here the whole time. There was

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<v Speaker 2>nowhere else for us to go. I felt exposed. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>we gotta get started. Whistle while you talk. Do do

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<v Speaker 2>doop doo doo doop doop.

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<v Speaker 1>There it is, there it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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<v Speaker 3>The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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<v Speaker 3>black conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 1>And we finally worked to prove that Neo has a

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<v Speaker 1>vault filled with so many for doras that he can

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<v Speaker 1>actually dive in and swim him like Scrooge McDuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I like that. I like I have a question

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<v Speaker 3>because I think that I have a feeling. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, it's okay, shut up, don't do that. They

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<v Speaker 1>care about Yeah, you guys, David, not him. Let it

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<v Speaker 1>happened to Langston, you know that start.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the when they cut out of pictures. My question

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<v Speaker 3>for you did you ever have a Fedora?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I?

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<v Speaker 3>I knew it. I knew it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I had one of those straw fedoras, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean, Oh no, with like the brim and ship,

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<v Speaker 1>what was the ribbon around?

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<v Speaker 3>What color was the ribbon around?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it was it was like one of

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<v Speaker 1>those multicolored joints. So it was like blue and red

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<v Speaker 1>and white. Yeah, and then that that tan straw like

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<v Speaker 1>a summertime come on dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, you get that a little cracking a vanilla coke,

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<v Speaker 3>that's the night.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe now we stepping.

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<v Speaker 3>You never did a fa of course, not whoa bro?

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<v Speaker 3>When did you see a bat guy in the door? Fedora?

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<v Speaker 3>You were like cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Even in O eight you were still like brother, no

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<v Speaker 1>a decision. I guess. I never thought it was cool,

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<v Speaker 1>but I did think it was correct.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's that's much worse I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, he stepped into his culture. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>he's got It's like a fact.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude with a Fedora also has a Mountain Deuke code

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<v Speaker 3>red somewhere. Yeah, that's not like that great, no offense

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<v Speaker 3>to any of your cultures.

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<v Speaker 1>If that's you guys out there. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be like that. Yeah, I feel like Pittsburgh is a

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<v Speaker 1>big Mountain Deuke cold red town. I don't know a

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<v Speaker 1>lot about you guys, but but you're code writting down here.

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<v Speaker 3>You're putting French fries on sandwiches. You're code ready. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you're doing co red.

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck is up with these bugs? Man? Do

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<v Speaker 1>y'all just live like this? This is psychotic.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a lot of bugs.

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<v Speaker 1>You could have told us y'all had roaches before you

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<v Speaker 1>invited us to your house.

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<v Speaker 3>It's that's even scarier. They're far more alarming. No, we

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<v Speaker 3>didn't have to have roaches until like fourteen fifteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, we've lived like this for years now, and

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<v Speaker 1>we don't seem to be fixing it. I watched a

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<v Speaker 1>video where a literal newsperson was stomping them out and

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<v Speaker 1>being like, that's all you gotta do. You just gotta

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<v Speaker 1>just got a murder him to be fair, He's correct,

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<v Speaker 1>she she was, Oh, women can be newspeople too.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that. I think that some of my favorite

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<v Speaker 3>news people are women, Sandra and Kathy.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, she was just stomping on the bugs and

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<v Speaker 1>being like, they're invasive. So you got a fucking murder room.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, you know, I'm a bug killer from

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<v Speaker 3>way back, so I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa damn. I feel bad. This is young, young, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta do something else besides just that bug carcasses lining

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<v Speaker 1>your street. They got French fries on sandwiches. They're doing good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true Steelers story tradition. Mike Tomlin's still sleepy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all got it? Whisk I know about your town? Did

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<v Speaker 1>we get this? Let's just get started. Okay, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a really phenomenal show set up for you guys, because.

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<v Speaker 3>You're the last show of our tour.

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<v Speaker 1>This is it, this is we said, where can we stop?

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<v Speaker 1>What are we gonna feel like the job is done? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Where can we stop? That's gonna make it feel like

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<v Speaker 1>we almost got pulled over, you know. No, we're happy

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<v Speaker 1>to be here. This is exciting, this is great, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're glad you guys came out. We're so excited you

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<v Speaker 1>came out. And we really have planned a really fun

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<v Speaker 1>show for you guys. We like to kick off these

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<v Speaker 1>live shows by just warming you up with a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a fun sort of like palette. Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 1>a little teaser. Have any of you not listened to

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast before round of applause, If you've never heard

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<v Speaker 1>of us or the nonsense that you're in store for?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck yeah, all right, you made a choice.

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<v Speaker 3>Just remember this was on you. It's your actions.

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<v Speaker 1>The way that this podcast works is David and I

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<v Speaker 1>spend every week diving into some of the most dirty

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<v Speaker 1>and salacious and sometimes funny conspiracy theories in.

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<v Speaker 3>The black community. Yeah, it's a very good podcast. It's educational,

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<v Speaker 3>I would say, yeah, yep, since the guy you didn't

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<v Speaker 3>go to college, for sure, I also think it's educational.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not shitting on you.

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<v Speaker 1>So that said, we we like to kick these live

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<v Speaker 1>shows off with a conspiracy theory to sort of give

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<v Speaker 1>you a sense of how we talk and what to expect.

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<v Speaker 1>That you get a taste of how reckless were there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is a fun one. We've never covered this

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<v Speaker 1>on the podcast at all, even before me, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I think it has certainly come up in conversation, but

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<v Speaker 1>there has never been a designated day.

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<v Speaker 3>For this. Sorry, right, I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so the the the conversation at hand, My mama

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<v Speaker 1>told me the legend of doctor Sebby.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, that was an odd reaction. I can't tell if

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<v Speaker 3>you're pro or call Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You got same weird disappointed?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you guys familiar with doctor Sebby?

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm searing some yeses, some knows. For those of

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<v Speaker 1>you that are unfamiliar, do you want to give them

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<v Speaker 1>a breakdown? Or who this king is? This modern marvel

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<v Speaker 1>of medicine.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think I think you gotta give the rundown

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<v Speaker 3>first thing. All I want to say is this nigga's

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<v Speaker 3>name is Alfredo. For real, that's his name. So all

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<v Speaker 3>of his exploits remember that this is just a dude

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<v Speaker 3>named Alfredo doing this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Whatever whatever judgment you want to place on this,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta, you gotta factor in Alfredo. He looks like

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<v Speaker 1>an Alfredo. Look at him, Bredo, That's what I was.

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<v Speaker 1>He definitely goes by Freido.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, if you saw him across the street right, his.

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<v Speaker 1>Mama call him al but everybody else he's.

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<v Speaker 3>Fredo outside the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Doctor Sebby became I guess, most popular and I

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<v Speaker 1>heard someone already say it. He became most popular for

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<v Speaker 1>people claiming that he had somehow cured a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>very serious incurable diseases. He has been credited for finding

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<v Speaker 1>cures for aids, finding cures for cancers. He credit It

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<v Speaker 1>depends who you're giving credit to. He said he did that,

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<v Speaker 1>and then a few people were like, yeah, I saw it. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>He did that.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of his cures. This is where it becomes

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<v Speaker 1>sort of this fascinating conversation is because it's very holistic

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<v Speaker 1>rooted medicine, right, Like, he doesn't believe in any sort

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<v Speaker 1>of like special sciences and shit, it's just like alkaline

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<v Speaker 1>water and vegetables and certain spices and herbs and that

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<v Speaker 1>apparently is enough to make you free of criminal illnesses

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<v Speaker 1>that have killed generations of people.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, I don't love the judgment in your voice.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like you're supposed to present this so biased.

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<v Speaker 3>I apologize, and you did not do that. You want

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<v Speaker 3>to put a drop on someone. Get this jigaboo away

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<v Speaker 3>from me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why would you clap for that? Yeah? What was

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<v Speaker 1>applause worthy inside of that? Shame on you. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like it, Like is that terry?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But doctor Sebby has become a little bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, an anti hero in a lot of ways.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean he's a nipsey hustle lyric that's like, yeah, good.

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<v Speaker 1>And there are some who say, and this is where

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<v Speaker 1>it becomes very sort of like the scary conspiratorial, right,

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<v Speaker 1>is like doctor Sebby sort of creates these cures and

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<v Speaker 1>potentially is saving live with these magical herbs and spices.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like popeyes. He wasn't making chicken with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he was telling you how to make the chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>It's different.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but but he also I think it has become

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a martyr in a few spaces

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<v Speaker 1>where in his death. In his death people say that

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<v Speaker 1>he was killed and or his death is connected to

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<v Speaker 1>the cures that he found. That essentially the government was

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<v Speaker 1>afraid of his potential threat to solving these problems that

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<v Speaker 1>they don't want solved, and then subsequently he was murdered

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<v Speaker 1>because of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Well, I mean because if you believe the government

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<v Speaker 3>died of pneumonia, that.

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<v Speaker 1>Feels crazy, which he already had herbs for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you get pneumonia and die. Now, I mentioned it

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<v Speaker 3>like six times, and you mentioned you mentioned Nipsey Hustle.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is where it becomes even more interesting, is

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<v Speaker 1>that there are some who believe that Nipsey Hustle was

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<v Speaker 1>killed because he was working on a documentary about doctor Sebbe,

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<v Speaker 1>which was then going to become nationally known expose these

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<v Speaker 1>these cures and and ultimately make it a popular thing

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<v Speaker 1>that the government couldn't control.

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<v Speaker 3>Because he said they killed doctor Sebbe he was teaching health. Like, yeah, so,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, where do you stand on this? Because me personally,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm of two minds.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know not to trust any doctor endorsed by rappers.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm saying, Like, I know that like

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<v Speaker 3>doctor Miami, don't trust him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you get too thick, you get just get ass.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't just get ass too thick, too fast.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not it's the trajectory. You're building yourself up for

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<v Speaker 3>a fall. Lady. Uh or dude, Yeah, I'm off for heblsh.

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<v Speaker 1>We could get snatched. Yah, come on, bring my ways then, yo?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what you would do if you had to

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<v Speaker 3>get presenterition? No, I have big nipples and i'd fix

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<v Speaker 3>them right away. You referenced this a couple of times. Yeah, no, dog,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like them, but you don't have like biz marquis.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not as familiar with biz marquees. Nipples don't do

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<v Speaker 3>that to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was it was all over the internet, don't I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I wasn't there that day.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't. I'm gonna I'm gonna google it. Keep talking.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the thing I just so. Yeah, you think it's

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<v Speaker 3>auto populates when I look it up?

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<v Speaker 1>Biz marks nipples. Biz markis nipples from the bottom, biz

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<v Speaker 1>Marque's nipples from the top.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you gotta see him from the side. That's the

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<v Speaker 3>only way you get it.

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<v Speaker 1>H Oh fuck, it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if you're out there, you get quite ze,

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<v Speaker 3>can we Yeah, you can connect to my hotspot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy. Yeah, I'm gonna try to pull this up,

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<v Speaker 1>but then we're gonna ruin the PowerPoint. But that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>It's extremely off put it. Don't read any of this

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<v Speaker 1>stuff on my computer. Fuck you, fuck you. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't plan for this. Fuck you. Yeah we should.

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<v Speaker 3>You would think we would have his nipples loaded up,

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<v Speaker 3>like because they're so crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You would think it just be my background screen.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you don't want to live like that. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you keep talking incredible nipples. Do you need my hotspot? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I need to figure out how to Oh there it is, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I just already had the page open and I just

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and it's coming right now. Before we do, we

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<v Speaker 3>are gonna need to dwell on this for a second.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody starts saying the Pledge of allegiance. Oh oh man,

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<v Speaker 3>I've never seen it on a screen, this big boo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's about to get weird, y'all. Everybody, haha. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you have to know about it. Now, you have to

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<v Speaker 1>know about it. That's that's not healthy. And that's what

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<v Speaker 1>doctor Sebby was working on. Those were one of the

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<v Speaker 1>cures he was trying to find.

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<v Speaker 5>He was, you gotta fix me, doc, doctor, please, please, Like,

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<v Speaker 5>I got some spices for it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, brother, you just need alkaline water, rub the

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<v Speaker 1>silatro on your news. Them nipples gonna suck back up

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<v Speaker 1>like a chrysalist. I don't know. It's real fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>And imagine smoking a cigar like that the gall What

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<v Speaker 1>are you celebrating body positivity? Baby?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you positive? Because I'm not? I mean those nipples

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<v Speaker 3>are They look like negative science, look like a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of big black minuses.

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<v Speaker 1>They look like they look like half finished toothpaste. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>did I take it too far? I did something wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>Grow up, Pittsburgh. You guys have bugs in your house.

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<v Speaker 1>Grow up.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody's seen a nipple. They were uncomfortable with before.

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<v Speaker 1>But the point being doctor Sebby I think has become

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<v Speaker 1>this weird martyr where people claim that his genius is

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<v Speaker 1>not being celebrated. His is sort of like his contributions

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<v Speaker 1>are being minimized largely for profit, right that like he

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<v Speaker 1>there there there is no profit to what he's offering

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<v Speaker 1>because it's all natural and the government can't take advantage

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<v Speaker 1>of it. And subsequently they needed him dead to keep

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<v Speaker 1>him from doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think to be to be true, to be

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<v Speaker 3>like more serious about it, I think that is the

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<v Speaker 3>issue with conspiracies like this that make them so be

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<v Speaker 3>easy to believe, is like if it's based on the

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<v Speaker 3>greed of others, then you're like, yeah, of course, the

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<v Speaker 3>it's a it's a racket, right, So many charities are

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<v Speaker 3>a racket all that, here's this guy who's telling as

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<v Speaker 3>because we want to believe that we just have everything

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<v Speaker 3>we need from the ground like and it's like and

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<v Speaker 3>that's why when I when I look at someone like

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<v Speaker 3>doctor Sevy me personally, it's like, man, I want to

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<v Speaker 3>believe it so bad. I want to believe that it's

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<v Speaker 3>like everything we need is right here for us to

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<v Speaker 3>fix whatever ails us. But then you know, I get

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<v Speaker 3>a problem with my little tom tum and I eat

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<v Speaker 3>one of those pepto bismos and I'm like, this shit

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<v Speaker 3>is amazing. Medicine's real. What the fuck am I talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the thing. It's like, I I don't know that

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<v Speaker 1>I even disagree with what he's suggesting, right, that, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you do eat a healthy your diet, if you

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<v Speaker 1>do take care of yourself more stringently, if you're really

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<v Speaker 1>like on your shit, you will live a healthier life.

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<v Speaker 1>That objectively is true. But if you get AIDS, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think a papaia is gonna fix it, do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? Like, I don't think that that's

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<v Speaker 1>the difference maker, and you may will, Like I think

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<v Speaker 1>Magic Johnson is a great example, right. Part of the reason,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, part of the reason people say at least

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<v Speaker 1>that he's been able to stay so healthy for so long,

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<v Speaker 1>presuming that he didn't actually have a cure for HIV,

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<v Speaker 1>The reason they say that he lives this long is

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<v Speaker 1>because he was already in such phenomenal shape and has

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<v Speaker 1>maintained such a healthy sort of like lifestyle that it's

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<v Speaker 1>elongated his experience when other people weren't able to have

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<v Speaker 1>that experience.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I understand that. And it is also like

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<v Speaker 3>we can't use Massic Johnson as the bar for anything.

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<v Speaker 3>That shit's incredible. Whatever's going on over there, that's we

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<v Speaker 3>can't compare to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Six nine two fifty point guard. Yeah you ain't got it, bro.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying, Bro, if I get age tomorrow, that should

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<v Speaker 3>get I give you two years. Yeah, I'm out. AINS

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<v Speaker 3>will kill me. I believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not strong like that.

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<v Speaker 1>AINS is gonna do stuff to me that they don't

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<v Speaker 1>even do to other people. Yeah, I'm gonna lose my

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<v Speaker 1>toenails for some reason. That big. Yeah, they're gonna be itchy.

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<v Speaker 1>Why I have my nipples? Itchy? You got as you

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<v Speaker 1>got age? So I do I think to your earlier question,

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<v Speaker 1>do I believe in the working of doctor Sebbi, or

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<v Speaker 1>rather the works of doctor Sebbi? I do? I do

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<v Speaker 1>believe that like what he's teaching people is is objectively

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<v Speaker 1>a healthier lifestyle.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that that's fair. This man is a criminal.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, okay, because that's I think there is a

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<v Speaker 1>point to that where it's like, yeah, but he was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I cured cancer. Yeah, no, he's lying. Yeah, I saw

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<v Speaker 1>this the other day. I don't know how familiar you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are with this, this extension of the conspiracy theory.

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<v Speaker 1>But there are some people who believe that he actually

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<v Speaker 1>cured cancer from Michael Jackson's one biological son. No, there's

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<v Speaker 1>like there's like a nigganame Omar, Wait what Omar Jackson

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<v Speaker 1>in my line? Are you familiar? Don't listen, none of

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<v Speaker 1>us are sure, bro, we we're idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's all up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Cannon believes in doctor Sammy, and Cannon's a big

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<v Speaker 1>believer in say red fucking Fly, like if Determined believes

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<v Speaker 1>in I'm out. Uh. But so there's a a a

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<v Speaker 1>conspiracy theory that there is a different kid. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>believe it's Blanket or any of the others. He has

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<v Speaker 1>like an old name who had a basically like a

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<v Speaker 1>brain cancer, like a frontal lobe cancer, and then met

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<v Speaker 1>with doctor Sebby who made him like sniff some powder. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>And then he sneezed and doctor Sebbe gives a full

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<v Speaker 1>speech about this shit where he goes he sneezed fifty

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<v Speaker 1>three times. Fifty three times, he sneezed in a row

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<v Speaker 1>and on the fifty second sneeze, the tumor shot out

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<v Speaker 1>of his nose on to the ground, and he was

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<v Speaker 1>cured of the cancer that was in his body.

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<v Speaker 3>See it's shit like that that I know. I gotta

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<v Speaker 3>go back to school because like, I know that's not real.

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<v Speaker 3>But in my like in my brain, I know that

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<v Speaker 3>that's big. But in my heart I heard you say that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, it could be Yeah, comes out of your nose,

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<v Speaker 3>Prove to me it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of this not might be cancer. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm hawking it up either way. Uh. And like

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<v Speaker 3>stuff like that is fun. It's fun to kick the

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<v Speaker 3>ball around ultimately with the guy like doctor. He also

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<v Speaker 3>was just involved in a lot of illegitimate shit, right,

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<v Speaker 3>Like the way that he died. They found him with

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of laundered money that he had no accounting

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<v Speaker 3>for and then they arrested him and he got pneumonia

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<v Speaker 3>and died.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, it's not He didn't die some hero like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, fighting for our salvation. Right, he died running

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<v Speaker 1>from his his you know, trying to beat the case.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not like And also, if you if pneumonia can

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<v Speaker 3>take you, you gotta be healthy as shit. If you're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna pretend like you cured cancer, pneumonia took you out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, come on, dog, what's happening with your body? If

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<v Speaker 1>if the herbs aren't working on you, I'll be damned

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<v Speaker 1>something with the silent p's gonna take me in. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>dying by a hard constant. This is like a dying

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<v Speaker 1>by platypus.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm gonna get scurvy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I think that he was by I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>fairly clear that he was a scam artist. But I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that all scams are rooted in malice, if

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<v Speaker 1>that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he I think Alfredo is a criminal. Though, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I agree with what you're saying. I think this man

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<v Speaker 3>was trying to profit off of like being bad. It's

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<v Speaker 3>bad to give people the hope that you can cure

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<v Speaker 3>cancer if you can't, Right, that's like objective. That's a

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<v Speaker 3>terrible thing to do. People got kids with cancer and shit,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean. Yeah, you're like, just drink

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<v Speaker 3>his water and then your kid's gonna you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what I mean. That's such a But I do

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<v Speaker 1>think that that teaching people, and that's what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not as much malicious as it is like fucking

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<v Speaker 1>the magic green beans, you know what I mean? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm not familiar with that terminal. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's just boy, did you leave me out

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<v Speaker 1>to hang? I'm sorry, I don't know. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what you meant by I think, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>no the beanstalk. Yeah, I'm sorry that we're back. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think what he's offering people is is

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<v Speaker 1>just hope, hopeful, and they're not going to believe him.

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<v Speaker 1>If he just goes, hey, if you eat a healthier

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<v Speaker 1>diet and you live a healthier lifestyle, maybe I can

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<v Speaker 1>elongate your life. He has to make these exaggerated claims,

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<v Speaker 1>which is not kind, it is not right, It is

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<v Speaker 1>not just, but it is salesmanship. I think he was

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<v Speaker 1>just doing salesmanship by being like, what you got hepatitis B?

0:23:44.320 --> 0:23:46.600
<v Speaker 1>I got something for that, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Like he has to lie to be able to sell

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<v Speaker 1>this shit, right.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I well, I guess my issue with it,

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<v Speaker 3>or what makes me sad about it, is like we

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<v Speaker 3>are so it feels like often we're so susceptible, well

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<v Speaker 3>to specifically this type of conspiracy theory. And that's like

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<v Speaker 3>because it's like we go to the doctor, like it's

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<v Speaker 3>just these things where it's like this feels particularly insidious

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<v Speaker 3>towards black people.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what and that's why I don't I like

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<v Speaker 1>to be like this guy's like a criminal. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>I do think if we want to broaden this out

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, I do think it speaks to how

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<v Speaker 1>disadvantaged black and brown people have been made to feel

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<v Speaker 1>in this country as it relates to healthcare, that this

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<v Speaker 1>is the type of person we would find ourselves.

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<v Speaker 3>Turning to so named Alfredo.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like if you if you give us real

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<v Speaker 1>opportunities to see doctors and get a clear perspective on

0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:50.480
<v Speaker 1>what a healthy lifestyle can be as it relates to

0:24:51.119 --> 0:24:55.399
<v Speaker 1>traditional medicine, maybe I don't listen to Alfredo and I

0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:59.679
<v Speaker 1>just follow real doctor instructions, But you don't give us

0:24:59.680 --> 0:25:04.720
<v Speaker 1>health I don't. I don't go often enough. Yeah, same,

0:25:05.480 --> 0:25:07.879
<v Speaker 1>I gotta do things. I'm embarrassed about that. I'm like,

0:25:08.280 --> 0:25:10.080
<v Speaker 1>I let it go too far. I can't tell a

0:25:10.119 --> 0:25:13.040
<v Speaker 1>man now, I get that, Like I won't go in

0:25:13.080 --> 0:25:19.240
<v Speaker 1>there and tell you my boop's weird. Grow up? Huh.

0:25:20.800 --> 0:25:27.560
<v Speaker 1>Kevin Trudeau. Oh Ken, Yeah, okay, but no I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't disagree with that. There are plenty of examples

0:25:30.840 --> 0:25:32.520
<v Speaker 1>of white people being equal.

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<v Speaker 3>White people are bad. We'll get to that yard. That's

0:25:36.280 --> 0:25:38.400
<v Speaker 3>one stance in this podcast.

0:25:38.440 --> 0:25:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, we're not We're not exempting white people from this,

0:25:46.080 --> 0:25:47.760
<v Speaker 1>and in fact, I think that's more of the point.

0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:51.040
<v Speaker 1>Is is maybe if white people weren't being so mean

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<v Speaker 1>about healthcare in the first place, we wouldn't have to

0:25:53.480 --> 0:25:57.520
<v Speaker 1>turn to doctor Sebby for those magic vegetables he's offering.

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<v Speaker 3>That was good, Thanks, dog, that was a really good summer.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still feeling bad for hanging you out to dry

0:26:04.320 --> 0:26:06.800
<v Speaker 1>on that beans. Press a good button, we'll sell I

0:26:06.840 --> 0:26:12.919
<v Speaker 1>got you, baby, I'd rather check myself before I wrecked myself. Yeah,

0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:13.879
<v Speaker 1>you can unblugg it.

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<v Speaker 3>All right. That was good?

0:26:17.600 --> 0:26:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you got it? Okay. I think that's that you

0:26:21.840 --> 0:26:24.359
<v Speaker 1>feel warm. Right, We did the thing. You guys don't

0:26:24.440 --> 0:26:29.080
<v Speaker 1>understand where we're you know how this thing works. We've

0:26:29.119 --> 0:26:30.720
<v Speaker 1>been playing this really fun game.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the best.

0:26:31.680 --> 0:26:34.439
<v Speaker 1>This is our favorite game that we've been playing on

0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:37.879
<v Speaker 1>the road. Is a brand new game that it that

0:26:37.960 --> 0:26:40.200
<v Speaker 1>is strictly has been built for the road. So none

0:26:40.200 --> 0:26:42.280
<v Speaker 1>of you have ever heard of it, which is exciting,

0:26:42.520 --> 0:26:45.240
<v Speaker 1>But it's a brand new game called Quid pro quo.

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<v Speaker 7>Ho.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll let you soak that in Joe finger licking Biden Baby.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd wear a new I wear a newport outfit. Yeah,

0:27:04.800 --> 0:27:06.880
<v Speaker 1>I think you gotta wear one at a time. As

0:27:06.920 --> 0:27:09.879
<v Speaker 1>a problem, it's like the top or the bottom, you

0:27:09.960 --> 0:27:12.840
<v Speaker 1>can't go out. That's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot

0:27:12.880 --> 0:27:15.480
<v Speaker 1>to put on people. I like how the p line's

0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:21.520
<v Speaker 1>up next to your penis. So the way this game works,

0:27:21.560 --> 0:27:25.320
<v Speaker 1>and it is going to require some participation from you, guys. Uh.

0:27:25.359 --> 0:27:27.040
<v Speaker 1>The way that this game is going to work is

0:27:27.040 --> 0:27:29.919
<v Speaker 1>we actually are going to ask an audience member, multiple

0:27:30.000 --> 0:27:32.960
<v Speaker 1>audience members, to come on stage and play a game

0:27:33.000 --> 0:27:36.119
<v Speaker 1>where we are going to introduce to you some beautiful

0:27:36.160 --> 0:27:40.320
<v Speaker 1>possibilities for the world, some hopeful ship that might happen

0:27:40.400 --> 0:27:43.919
<v Speaker 1>out in the world. But each of these possibilities comes

0:27:43.960 --> 0:27:47.240
<v Speaker 1>with a condition, something that maybe you would not want

0:27:47.280 --> 0:27:49.520
<v Speaker 1>to see happen in the world. And it is your

0:27:49.640 --> 0:27:52.800
<v Speaker 1>job to decide whether you are willing to take on

0:27:52.880 --> 0:27:56.200
<v Speaker 1>that possibility or the condition is too much to ask.

0:27:56.320 --> 0:27:57.760
<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's great.

0:27:57.960 --> 0:28:00.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I fucked it up last night.

0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:02.560
<v Speaker 3>I wasn't even gonna bring it up.

0:28:05.760 --> 0:28:08.439
<v Speaker 1>So with that in mind, or if you understand the

0:28:08.480 --> 0:28:10.880
<v Speaker 1>game and if you're you're willing to participate, are there

0:28:10.960 --> 0:28:13.560
<v Speaker 1>any I see a hand shooting up in the back already?

0:28:13.760 --> 0:28:16.080
<v Speaker 1>Are there people that want to participate? Yeah? In the back?

0:28:16.359 --> 0:28:16.560
<v Speaker 3>Fuck?

0:28:16.640 --> 0:28:20.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, come on up? Yeah all right, yeah don't yeah,

0:28:20.920 --> 0:28:25.000
<v Speaker 1>give it up. Yeah I don't know. Yeah, fuck yeah, you.

0:28:24.960 --> 0:28:26.919
<v Speaker 3>Didn't get that microphone right there? There we go.

0:28:29.480 --> 0:28:33.160
<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's bright. Yeah, you gotta get used to that. Yeah,

0:28:33.359 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 1>what's your name? Like?

0:28:34.880 --> 0:28:35.240
<v Speaker 8>Hooray?

0:28:38.560 --> 0:28:41.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thank you for doing that.

0:28:41.720 --> 0:28:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Yes, deray. We are going to to put it up

0:28:45.720 --> 0:28:47.680
<v Speaker 1>on the screen. So as long as you can see

0:28:47.680 --> 0:28:49.880
<v Speaker 1>that and you can see us, then you're good. Here's

0:28:49.920 --> 0:28:53.840
<v Speaker 1>your here's your possibility. Here's your first quid pro quo ho.

0:28:55.760 --> 0:29:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Cardi B punches DJ Academic square in his Cardi B. Yes, yeah, well.

0:29:02.640 --> 0:29:03.680
<v Speaker 3>There's there's a butt.

0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:04.800
<v Speaker 1>No it's not.

0:29:05.640 --> 0:29:08.760
<v Speaker 3>It is her versus him technically, but it's like a

0:29:08.800 --> 0:29:11.240
<v Speaker 3>world where she beats the ship out of Academics.

0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:13.960
<v Speaker 1>We finally get to see him beat up and Cardi

0:29:14.000 --> 0:29:17.160
<v Speaker 1>B is the one to do it. But Taraji B

0:29:17.280 --> 0:29:24.280
<v Speaker 1>Jnsen is a hardcore Republican. Now, this one is difficult.

0:29:24.320 --> 0:29:28.600
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty tough. Take your time.

0:29:29.360 --> 0:29:32.560
<v Speaker 3>We gotta take back and that's come on, Taraji, that's

0:29:32.560 --> 0:29:33.520
<v Speaker 3>the best cry.

0:29:33.280 --> 0:29:33.760
<v Speaker 1>In the game.

0:29:33.840 --> 0:29:38.640
<v Speaker 3>Come on, you see baby boy. She's crying for like

0:29:38.680 --> 0:29:41.520
<v Speaker 3>forty five minutes. BT won't let me stop watching it.

0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:44.880
<v Speaker 8>Auntie Taragi.

0:29:45.320 --> 0:29:49.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, is now a very hardcore Republican and she's vocal

0:29:49.880 --> 0:29:52.880
<v Speaker 1>about it. Yeah, it isn't like that the rock ship

0:29:52.920 --> 0:29:54.200
<v Speaker 1>where he keeps it a secret?

0:29:54.480 --> 0:29:56.760
<v Speaker 8>Is she? Is she a Trump Republican?

0:29:57.040 --> 0:30:00.440
<v Speaker 1>Or the which one? Which one do you hate the most?

0:30:00.720 --> 0:30:03.080
<v Speaker 1>She's that?

0:30:04.720 --> 0:30:05.320
<v Speaker 8>Okay?

0:30:05.800 --> 0:30:11.320
<v Speaker 3>But okay, we get to see Cardi b fuck up

0:30:11.480 --> 0:30:16.120
<v Speaker 3>DJ academics. Yes, yeah, man, quite possibly the only other

0:30:16.200 --> 0:30:18.680
<v Speaker 3>man on earth with bismarcky nipples.

0:30:20.720 --> 0:30:22.800
<v Speaker 8>Please don't pull any more male nipples.

0:30:22.800 --> 0:30:26.800
<v Speaker 1>We should look up. We gotta look up, DJ, Yeah,

0:30:26.800 --> 0:30:28.880
<v Speaker 1>we should. We got just to see if maybe that's

0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:29.640
<v Speaker 1>already out there.

0:30:29.800 --> 0:30:30.120
<v Speaker 8>Okay.

0:30:30.240 --> 0:30:34.400
<v Speaker 7>Question clarifying question for you and or the crowd. The

0:30:34.720 --> 0:30:39.720
<v Speaker 7>beatdown that Cardi puts on Academics is Academics rendered unable

0:30:39.760 --> 0:30:41.800
<v Speaker 7>to walk or talk for the rest of his life.

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:45.840
<v Speaker 3>Jesus Christ, whoa we wanting to catch an ass whooper

0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:46.720
<v Speaker 3>not getting maimed?

0:30:47.080 --> 0:30:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Whoa get real psychopath? Yeah? Deray like hoay, I.

0:30:53.480 --> 0:30:55.240
<v Speaker 7>Just want to know how severe, Like is she walking

0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:57.560
<v Speaker 7>out with another nott on her head? Or is he

0:30:57.680 --> 0:30:59.200
<v Speaker 7>walking out on a street?

0:30:59.160 --> 0:30:59.200
<v Speaker 6>No?

0:30:59.280 --> 0:31:05.200
<v Speaker 3>No, no, she works him good like everybody's dog.

0:31:05.240 --> 0:31:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Wak okay, okay, you's got.

0:31:06.280 --> 0:31:07.560
<v Speaker 3>A dog and everybody you don't get it.

0:31:07.560 --> 0:31:10.800
<v Speaker 1>You don't get a single hiten. No, he tries and

0:31:10.840 --> 0:31:13.480
<v Speaker 1>it's like and it's fair. He's that kind of guy.

0:31:13.520 --> 0:31:15.480
<v Speaker 1>He would fight her, Yeah, he would fight and we

0:31:15.600 --> 0:31:18.040
<v Speaker 1>can't have that. She snuffs him.

0:31:18.160 --> 0:31:18.960
<v Speaker 8>We can't have that.

0:31:19.160 --> 0:31:21.400
<v Speaker 7>Now, if you would have said Tory Lanez or someone

0:31:21.400 --> 0:31:23.720
<v Speaker 7>else that would have been I think about.

0:31:23.560 --> 0:31:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Him academic puts in the world. It's awful to We

0:31:27.320 --> 0:31:28.920
<v Speaker 1>can't beat up somewhere already.

0:31:29.040 --> 0:31:32.400
<v Speaker 7>We can't lose Taraji. We already lost that other woman

0:31:32.440 --> 0:31:36.200
<v Speaker 7>whose name I will not say, yes, but we can't

0:31:37.160 --> 0:31:40.160
<v Speaker 7>never had Auntie. We can't lose her.

0:31:40.360 --> 0:31:41.440
<v Speaker 1>There was no Auntie.

0:31:41.520 --> 0:31:44.280
<v Speaker 7>And I know there are other like shooters in the

0:31:44.320 --> 0:31:47.200
<v Speaker 7>street who will catch academics otherwise.

0:31:46.800 --> 0:31:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Are they are there? Because he seems to be doing well.

0:31:50.000 --> 0:31:52.680
<v Speaker 8>We can't have him beating up Cardi b no.

0:31:52.360 --> 0:31:54.240
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, he doesn't beat it up.

0:31:54.440 --> 0:31:56.480
<v Speaker 3>She only that's the only possibility.

0:31:56.520 --> 0:31:57.920
<v Speaker 8>But so he don't get no licks.

0:31:57.640 --> 0:32:01.080
<v Speaker 3>In no, no at all.

0:32:01.080 --> 0:32:02.120
<v Speaker 8>I can't sacrifice.

0:32:02.600 --> 0:32:05.880
<v Speaker 1>I understand, I understand fair enough.

0:32:06.040 --> 0:32:10.240
<v Speaker 8>Okay, thank you, thank you, everybody.

0:32:09.760 --> 0:32:10.040
<v Speaker 9>Thank you.

0:32:11.680 --> 0:32:13.240
<v Speaker 3>Now Langston, where do you stand on that?

0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:17.320
<v Speaker 1>I I think, if I'm being completely honest, I think

0:32:17.400 --> 0:32:21.000
<v Speaker 1>I live pretty close to where Deray is. I can't.

0:32:21.960 --> 0:32:25.760
<v Speaker 1>Here's the problem. I worry that even if we beat

0:32:25.840 --> 0:32:29.520
<v Speaker 1>up DJ academics, that only makes him more powerful.

0:32:29.800 --> 0:32:30.280
<v Speaker 3>Right.

0:32:30.760 --> 0:32:34.040
<v Speaker 1>I think that video will objectively go viral, and I

0:32:34.080 --> 0:32:36.840
<v Speaker 1>think he'll find some way to pivot that into more

0:32:36.880 --> 0:32:40.680
<v Speaker 1>opportunity that it doesn't make sense, but somehow I think

0:32:40.720 --> 0:32:44.680
<v Speaker 1>you got to cut off his head like a highlight. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:32:46.520 --> 0:32:55.640
<v Speaker 1>and you're gonna need a thick knife for that. This

0:32:55.680 --> 0:32:58.960
<v Speaker 1>one is hard for me because, like you know, it's

0:32:59.080 --> 0:32:59.400
<v Speaker 1>one of.

0:32:59.360 --> 0:33:03.200
<v Speaker 3>My little guilt pleasures. I hate watch a lot of

0:33:03.240 --> 0:33:10.640
<v Speaker 3>academics pretty regularly. That's yeah, well I got a lot

0:33:10.680 --> 0:33:15.360
<v Speaker 3>of things, so it's not. But so like man seeing

0:33:15.440 --> 0:33:18.000
<v Speaker 3>Carti and Cardi would be the best one to do it,

0:33:18.960 --> 0:33:22.320
<v Speaker 3>and like it would be great to see him get it,

0:33:22.360 --> 0:33:24.640
<v Speaker 3>but you're right. I just I don't think I could.

0:33:24.680 --> 0:33:27.080
<v Speaker 3>I just think back. I just close my eyes and

0:33:27.120 --> 0:33:31.560
<v Speaker 3>I see like I'm seeing hustle and flow, I'm seeing empire,

0:33:31.640 --> 0:33:34.840
<v Speaker 3>and I can't. I don't think I can give it up.

0:33:35.000 --> 0:33:37.840
<v Speaker 3>And it's just I love I love watching her cry

0:33:37.960 --> 0:33:42.160
<v Speaker 3>so much that like I would not in a weird way.

0:33:42.800 --> 0:33:47.760
<v Speaker 1>That's also one of David's things. No, this guy's sick.

0:33:50.800 --> 0:33:54.160
<v Speaker 1>I do. I love her. I love her personality. She's like,

0:33:54.280 --> 0:33:57.080
<v Speaker 1>she's truly a person I'm thankful for. I think every

0:33:57.080 --> 0:33:59.600
<v Speaker 1>time you hear a story about her, you see an interviewer,

0:33:59.720 --> 0:34:01.760
<v Speaker 1>she's so great that I don't think.

0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:04.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't think it's worth it. Yeah, I don't think.

0:34:04.880 --> 0:34:08.000
<v Speaker 1>It's just such a fun lady. She's so fun, and

0:34:08.080 --> 0:34:10.160
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to lose a fun lady to a

0:34:10.280 --> 0:34:13.960
<v Speaker 1>bad politics. Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not

0:34:14.080 --> 0:34:18.719
<v Speaker 1>worth it, not worth it, But boy would it be nice? Huh?

0:34:18.760 --> 0:34:19.520
<v Speaker 3>We could dream?

0:34:19.600 --> 0:34:22.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I hope all of you lay down to night

0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:26.160
<v Speaker 1>on your pillows and think about DJ Academics getting punched

0:34:26.200 --> 0:34:29.760
<v Speaker 1>in the head multiple times by a lady who makes

0:34:29.800 --> 0:34:35.759
<v Speaker 1>bird sounds. She's also so fun. Yeah, she's fun. I

0:34:35.760 --> 0:34:37.439
<v Speaker 1>don't want her to go. You ever used to watch

0:34:37.520 --> 0:34:40.640
<v Speaker 1>her before she blew up, and like right when Instagram

0:34:40.719 --> 0:34:43.399
<v Speaker 1>had videos, she would just be in her dirty ass

0:34:43.440 --> 0:34:46.560
<v Speaker 1>apartment and she had all these front facing video and

0:34:46.600 --> 0:34:48.919
<v Speaker 1>she would the video would cut off and the next

0:34:49.000 --> 0:34:51.440
<v Speaker 1>video would be her talking about something completely different.

0:34:52.440 --> 0:34:55.319
<v Speaker 3>I used to watch it for hours. I love her.

0:34:55.480 --> 0:35:00.720
<v Speaker 1>No, I just remember so much of her success, even

0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:03.840
<v Speaker 1>before the album became what the album became, It was

0:35:03.880 --> 0:35:07.680
<v Speaker 1>just her like yelling things that Bernie Sanders had kind

0:35:07.719 --> 0:35:11.560
<v Speaker 1>of said yeah, but then she she would like articulate

0:35:11.600 --> 0:35:14.120
<v Speaker 1>it in a way that like Bernie Sanders could not.

0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:17.239
<v Speaker 1>Obviously she's amazing. Yeah, no, it was really it was

0:35:17.320 --> 0:35:19.839
<v Speaker 1>really powerful work she was doing. We got we gotta

0:35:19.840 --> 0:35:22.640
<v Speaker 1>get it out of here. And also that ass ain't

0:35:22.680 --> 0:35:27.000
<v Speaker 1>bad either. Come on, that's just so crazy. She got

0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:30.160
<v Speaker 1>snatched for real. Yeah, she got snatched and they're never

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:34.120
<v Speaker 1>giving it back. All right, we need another volunteer, Yeah,

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:36.439
<v Speaker 1>we'd love another volunteer for the next question. I saw

0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:39.480
<v Speaker 1>all the way in the back, all the way very dirty,

0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:42.520
<v Speaker 1>dirty back. Yeah, come on up, give it up for him,

0:35:42.520 --> 0:35:55.000
<v Speaker 1>all right? When fuck? Yeah? I love a good tepid response. Yeah,

0:35:55.040 --> 0:35:56.359
<v Speaker 1>oh I know this. I know.

0:35:56.560 --> 0:35:58.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, say your name.

0:35:58.600 --> 0:35:59.319
<v Speaker 8>My name is Will.

0:35:59.480 --> 0:36:04.320
<v Speaker 1>Will. I it up for Will for Will. This is complicated.

0:36:04.360 --> 0:36:05.800
<v Speaker 1>We've never had a white Yeah, we never had a

0:36:05.800 --> 0:36:09.040
<v Speaker 1>white person played this game. Okay, this is gonna be weird.

0:36:09.800 --> 0:36:14.200
<v Speaker 1>You thought you could carolanize the game fair enough? I

0:36:14.239 --> 0:36:19.359
<v Speaker 1>mean it looks like we already all right, take it easy, Will,

0:36:19.600 --> 0:36:27.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't love this. This is Pittsburgh, my man. Save

0:36:27.120 --> 0:36:37.120
<v Speaker 1>that for Austin. Okay, you're you're, You're a subject. And

0:36:37.160 --> 0:36:39.440
<v Speaker 1>I hope it's an appropriate one. Yeah, this could go

0:36:39.640 --> 0:36:41.880
<v Speaker 1>I surely don't know. I don't remember the order. Oh

0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:45.319
<v Speaker 1>this is this is a good one. Uh. Kanye never

0:36:45.360 --> 0:36:49.680
<v Speaker 1>goes crazy. He never marries that evil white woman, and

0:36:49.719 --> 0:36:58.440
<v Speaker 1>he instead just focuses on the music. But once a

0:36:58.520 --> 0:37:00.200
<v Speaker 1>day you have to look at a new naked make

0:37:00.239 --> 0:37:03.400
<v Speaker 1>sure of Clarence Thomas all the angles.

0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:07.000
<v Speaker 8>This isn't another one of your things, is it.

0:37:07.280 --> 0:37:07.440
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:37:07.520 --> 0:37:10.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I wrote this one thing. I wrote.

0:37:09.239 --> 0:37:12.680
<v Speaker 9>I just was making sure that you don't do this

0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:14.440
<v Speaker 9>every day.

0:37:14.800 --> 0:37:18.560
<v Speaker 3>Damn that's a bad you know damn it.

0:37:19.400 --> 0:37:19.879
<v Speaker 1>Look at that.

0:37:20.080 --> 0:37:21.840
<v Speaker 3>That's why it's so sour. Damn it.

0:37:22.560 --> 0:37:27.000
<v Speaker 9>Uh, college dropout and itaat and heartbreaks and.

0:37:27.200 --> 0:37:30.400
<v Speaker 1>We don't have the last few years, it just goes away.

0:37:30.920 --> 0:37:33.480
<v Speaker 9>And remember and he doesn't wear a make America Great

0:37:33.520 --> 0:37:34.560
<v Speaker 9>hat again never.

0:37:35.000 --> 0:37:39.400
<v Speaker 1>And remember it's a new naked picture of Clarence Thomas.

0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:41.440
<v Speaker 1>You don't get to like get used to.

0:37:43.400 --> 0:37:45.600
<v Speaker 9>I'll take a look at triple Dick to No.

0:37:45.520 --> 0:37:47.919
<v Speaker 3>It's not just dick. Sometimes he's gonna be looking back

0:37:47.920 --> 0:37:50.200
<v Speaker 3>at yeah. Yeah.

0:37:50.200 --> 0:37:53.799
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes he's just showing you goo. Yeah. Sometimes it's like

0:37:53.880 --> 0:37:57.279
<v Speaker 1>straight up, just like open you see it all in there.

0:37:57.640 --> 0:38:01.640
<v Speaker 10>I mean, I mean I I I'll look at some

0:38:01.680 --> 0:38:04.439
<v Speaker 10>old man balls to get old Kanye back.

0:38:05.440 --> 0:38:07.200
<v Speaker 3>I would Wow.

0:38:07.480 --> 0:38:09.959
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like the audience cigaret Will.

0:38:10.760 --> 0:38:14.080
<v Speaker 9>That's crazy, Yeah, because I think I think we lost

0:38:14.080 --> 0:38:16.400
<v Speaker 9>a genius. I think I think I think he just

0:38:16.440 --> 0:38:18.880
<v Speaker 9>got thrown into the spotlight with the Kardashians.

0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:21.439
<v Speaker 3>And I agree. But you want to see that booty hole.

0:38:22.480 --> 0:38:23.960
<v Speaker 8>I look at worse ship on the internet.

0:38:24.200 --> 0:38:26.800
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, oh fuck Will, God.

0:38:26.640 --> 0:38:28.120
<v Speaker 1>Damn, I can't. I'm just targeted.

0:38:28.160 --> 0:38:29.319
<v Speaker 8>It's Instagram targeted ads.

0:38:29.360 --> 0:38:30.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's what I say.

0:38:30.200 --> 0:38:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Too big it up for Will. Everybody said will save

0:38:39.280 --> 0:38:43.800
<v Speaker 1>the planet. You guys have put a lot of faith

0:38:43.840 --> 0:38:48.799
<v Speaker 1>in Kanye. Remember he's focused on the music. He's still

0:38:48.800 --> 0:38:49.440
<v Speaker 1>pretty dumb.

0:38:50.200 --> 0:38:53.640
<v Speaker 3>That's and that's okay. So that's what part of the

0:38:53.719 --> 0:38:58.160
<v Speaker 3>thing is my stance on that, where it's like, even

0:38:58.200 --> 0:39:02.600
<v Speaker 3>if he didn't, if the Kardashian shit never, he was

0:39:02.640 --> 0:39:06.600
<v Speaker 3>still we were gonna DIVERSI in opinions at some point.

0:39:07.040 --> 0:39:09.120
<v Speaker 3>I do feel like that. I feel like he was

0:39:09.200 --> 0:39:13.160
<v Speaker 3>coming sooner or later. So if it wasn't, obviously this

0:39:13.280 --> 0:39:15.839
<v Speaker 3>current has been pretty bad, but it would have been

0:39:15.880 --> 0:39:18.080
<v Speaker 3>some other ship where he would have been like, now

0:39:18.200 --> 0:39:20.120
<v Speaker 3>we make poke music and I've been like, yeah, see

0:39:20.120 --> 0:39:20.880
<v Speaker 3>he fucking.

0:39:21.960 --> 0:39:24.759
<v Speaker 1>Now he We gotta remember that he was yelling about

0:39:24.800 --> 0:39:29.880
<v Speaker 1>the leather joggers before Kim. Yeah, that was that was

0:39:30.040 --> 0:39:33.520
<v Speaker 1>Amber days. Yeah, that was like when he was still

0:39:33.719 --> 0:39:38.040
<v Speaker 1>somewhat centered as as far as an artist disconcerned. I

0:39:38.040 --> 0:39:40.480
<v Speaker 1>hate to be that guy, but that the leather joggers

0:39:40.480 --> 0:39:45.200
<v Speaker 1>thing was kind of blown out because he brought he

0:39:45.320 --> 0:39:48.200
<v Speaker 1>brought them the idea and they rejected it and then

0:39:48.280 --> 0:39:50.480
<v Speaker 1>released it as a produp like a year later.

0:39:50.680 --> 0:39:53.640
<v Speaker 3>I would be pissed too. Yes, leather jogging pants are

0:39:53.680 --> 0:39:56.680
<v Speaker 3>a stupid idea whatever, but the fact that they stole

0:39:56.719 --> 0:39:59.320
<v Speaker 3>they rejected it and stole his idea that I would.

0:39:59.440 --> 0:40:01.600
<v Speaker 3>I think that's o Katie yell about it. I'm not

0:40:01.920 --> 0:40:05.120
<v Speaker 3>for Maga. I don't think slavery was a choice, But

0:40:05.239 --> 0:40:06.479
<v Speaker 3>leather Joggers, I'm team.

0:40:06.600 --> 0:40:10.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm for it. Here. Here's what I'll say. If Kanye

0:40:10.640 --> 0:40:14.759
<v Speaker 1>showed up with physical designs of the leather Joggers, I

0:40:14.800 --> 0:40:17.400
<v Speaker 1>would one hundred percent be on your side. If he

0:40:17.480 --> 0:40:19.840
<v Speaker 1>walked in and he was like, bro, already did the work,

0:40:20.120 --> 0:40:23.000
<v Speaker 1>here's the shit, I'm showing it to you, and then

0:40:23.040 --> 0:40:25.879
<v Speaker 1>they stole it, that makes sense to me. I think

0:40:25.920 --> 0:40:29.400
<v Speaker 1>the nigga walked in, stood on a table and was like,

0:40:29.600 --> 0:40:33.359
<v Speaker 1>leather Joggers, y'all ain't did it? What's up? And they

0:40:33.360 --> 0:40:37.200
<v Speaker 1>were like, bro, get off our furniture and leave. And

0:40:37.239 --> 0:40:38.719
<v Speaker 1>then he was like they stealing.

0:40:39.640 --> 0:40:42.440
<v Speaker 3>I don't think I think that. I believe in dreamers.

0:40:42.480 --> 0:40:45.600
<v Speaker 3>I think that's just what I don't think. I don't

0:40:45.640 --> 0:40:47.399
<v Speaker 3>think it's that bad. If he did stand on the table,

0:40:47.440 --> 0:40:49.319
<v Speaker 3>it was still an idea that he had that they

0:40:49.320 --> 0:40:51.600
<v Speaker 3>didn't have that they You know what I'm saying. It

0:40:51.640 --> 0:40:54.879
<v Speaker 3>doesn't like just because of the presentation, he still got

0:40:54.880 --> 0:40:57.279
<v Speaker 3>the meeting. It wasn't like he kicked the door down

0:40:57.640 --> 0:41:00.040
<v Speaker 3>and was like look like they were like, yeah, he

0:41:00.080 --> 0:41:02.279
<v Speaker 3>ain't come in and we'll talk to you.

0:41:02.280 --> 0:41:04.040
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean? So you acted a fool,

0:41:04.600 --> 0:41:07.040
<v Speaker 1>We don't know about that. You're putting that on him.

0:41:07.800 --> 0:41:09.160
<v Speaker 3>You will shider you.

0:41:09.239 --> 0:41:12.800
<v Speaker 1>On Big Fashion, you know what I'm saying.

0:41:13.800 --> 0:41:17.279
<v Speaker 3>That being said all the other ship is a problem.

0:41:17.400 --> 0:41:19.840
<v Speaker 1>I think there's a fair amount of historical evidence to

0:41:19.880 --> 0:41:24.440
<v Speaker 1>say he acted a fool everywhere he's been. That said,

0:41:24.719 --> 0:41:29.160
<v Speaker 1>I would love to get Kanye back to work on music, but.

0:41:29.200 --> 0:41:32.600
<v Speaker 3>Also, man, look at this dude. What if he's making

0:41:32.640 --> 0:41:33.600
<v Speaker 3>that face and all the.

0:41:33.520 --> 0:41:39.279
<v Speaker 1>Pictures, Honestly, I would prefer he's making that face smiling

0:41:39.920 --> 0:41:42.680
<v Speaker 1>or like looking coy. Yeah, what if he has his

0:41:42.800 --> 0:41:47.359
<v Speaker 1>tongue out, Then you're like oh, and you see it

0:41:47.400 --> 0:41:51.200
<v Speaker 1>every day, so eventually you are gonna start to feel something.

0:41:50.840 --> 0:41:52.919
<v Speaker 3>For it, because you're gonna start to discern. You're gonna

0:41:52.920 --> 0:41:56.200
<v Speaker 3>be like, oh, that is a sexy one compared to tuesdays.

0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:59.680
<v Speaker 1>I think. I think I think Clarence has been eating better.

0:42:00.680 --> 0:42:05.400
<v Speaker 3>He's on that Doctor seven ship. But I think.

0:42:07.000 --> 0:42:09.720
<v Speaker 1>That said, I think it's a necessary sacrifice. I would

0:42:09.719 --> 0:42:12.160
<v Speaker 1>love to get Kanye back, So I would I would

0:42:12.200 --> 0:42:13.719
<v Speaker 1>look at them naked photos.

0:42:16.640 --> 0:42:18.399
<v Speaker 3>This is hard because it feels like he's looking at

0:42:18.400 --> 0:42:25.799
<v Speaker 3>me now waiting for me to answer. Yeah, you're right,

0:42:25.920 --> 0:42:28.879
<v Speaker 3>but I don't like it. I'm with you, but I

0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:33.280
<v Speaker 3>hate this one. Yeah, where are you guys? Round of applause.

0:42:33.320 --> 0:42:35.400
<v Speaker 1>If you would, you would take Kanye back for these

0:42:35.480 --> 0:42:36.320
<v Speaker 1>naked photos?

0:42:39.880 --> 0:42:40.440
<v Speaker 3>Fuck up?

0:42:40.520 --> 0:42:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay now, round of applause. If that's too much to ask,

0:42:47.200 --> 0:42:48.120
<v Speaker 1>one truth.

0:42:47.840 --> 0:42:51.839
<v Speaker 3>Warrior man, just one real nigga in the bad, one

0:42:51.880 --> 0:42:53.520
<v Speaker 3>hero amongst you.

0:42:56.520 --> 0:42:58.640
<v Speaker 1>Either that or one dude who's like, I agree with

0:42:58.680 --> 0:43:02.720
<v Speaker 1>what he said about the Jews. Ahead. You never can't

0:43:02.760 --> 0:43:03.800
<v Speaker 1>out with our audience.

0:43:04.600 --> 0:43:10.920
<v Speaker 3>It can really go either way. They ain't used to me.

0:43:16.040 --> 0:43:17.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh I don't.

0:43:17.200 --> 0:43:18.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say anything because I like to

0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:28.799
<v Speaker 1>show next one. Yeah, who's the next volunteer? Any another volunteer? Yeah?

0:43:29.640 --> 0:43:33.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh I pick yeah you get yeah. Yeah, keep it going.

0:43:33.120 --> 0:43:45.400
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do the thing. Introduce yourself, Brandon, Brandon. Yeah,

0:43:44.680 --> 0:43:49.960
<v Speaker 1>the guys, I think they paused their collapse because you

0:43:50.040 --> 0:43:58.919
<v Speaker 1>came in a little intense branded Brandon. We're excited you're

0:43:59.000 --> 0:44:01.640
<v Speaker 1>you're playing with us. David saw you.

0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:13.279
<v Speaker 3>Malcolm X is never Malcolm X is never assassinated. But

0:44:13.320 --> 0:44:16.919
<v Speaker 3>instead of Denzel Washington, they cast t I to play

0:44:16.960 --> 0:44:28.480
<v Speaker 3>him in the movie. Damn, imagine two and a half

0:44:28.560 --> 0:44:30.080
<v Speaker 3>hours a t I doing a lot of this.

0:44:32.440 --> 0:44:45.560
<v Speaker 11>Fortuitously, expetitiously, like Clifford Harris is, Yeah, that's right, like

0:44:46.120 --> 0:44:47.840
<v Speaker 11>he I like at L.

0:44:48.040 --> 0:44:54.280
<v Speaker 1>But was he even acting in at L. I'm pretty

0:44:54.320 --> 0:44:58.279
<v Speaker 1>sure he thought it was a documentary. It felt like

0:44:58.360 --> 0:45:05.120
<v Speaker 1>it was like, now I have a roller skates.

0:45:03.239 --> 0:45:03.880
<v Speaker 3>Go home movies.

0:45:04.400 --> 0:45:05.359
<v Speaker 1>I had Almedo.

0:45:06.840 --> 0:45:11.720
<v Speaker 12>Man. I'm sad to say, but uh, miss the honorable

0:45:11.800 --> 0:45:13.600
<v Speaker 12>Lewis Fercom might have to put a hit on on

0:45:13.680 --> 0:45:16.120
<v Speaker 12>me because Malcolm is just gonna have to stay dead.

0:45:16.320 --> 0:45:23.200
<v Speaker 1>Damn. Fuck. He didn't. He didn't stand on that ship

0:45:24.280 --> 0:45:29.120
<v Speaker 1>called what the fucking bonds? God? Damn.

0:45:32.239 --> 0:45:37.360
<v Speaker 12>Mainly because also I figured he was that much honorable

0:45:37.600 --> 0:45:40.200
<v Speaker 12>el Hod Malik Shabaz at the time.

0:45:40.400 --> 0:45:43.160
<v Speaker 1>Look he trying to go off because he because he

0:45:43.239 --> 0:45:46.759
<v Speaker 1>tried to kill the nigga, don't be like that ship.

0:45:47.160 --> 0:45:48.520
<v Speaker 1>Did not put that ship out.

0:45:50.280 --> 0:45:52.839
<v Speaker 12>I figured at some point down the line, if it

0:45:52.920 --> 0:45:56.320
<v Speaker 12>wasn't gonna be whoever the conspiracy theories thought it was

0:45:56.360 --> 0:45:59.560
<v Speaker 12>gonna be, Malcolm was so strong of a figure that

0:46:00.520 --> 0:46:02.520
<v Speaker 12>he posted too much of a threat and somebody from

0:46:02.560 --> 0:46:06.200
<v Speaker 12>the government was going to take him out anyway. So

0:46:07.000 --> 0:46:09.560
<v Speaker 12>whether I delay that and then as a as as

0:46:09.600 --> 0:46:13.920
<v Speaker 12>a as a movie person myself, like, just let Denzel

0:46:14.560 --> 0:46:17.040
<v Speaker 12>have that in my mind, have that embreded in me,

0:46:17.600 --> 0:46:20.200
<v Speaker 12>and and and because of that, because of Denzel's like

0:46:20.360 --> 0:46:22.960
<v Speaker 12>portrayal in that, it made me go back to read

0:46:23.239 --> 0:46:26.520
<v Speaker 12>autobiography of Malcolm X done by Alex Haley. It made

0:46:26.560 --> 0:46:28.920
<v Speaker 12>me inspired, like everybody else that was tend to want

0:46:28.960 --> 0:46:31.360
<v Speaker 12>to go see that. So I have to crystallize that

0:46:31.480 --> 0:46:36.359
<v Speaker 12>in my mind. Then to have popular somewhat stand up

0:46:36.400 --> 0:46:39.920
<v Speaker 12>comedian Clifford Harris try and play.

0:46:40.800 --> 0:46:48.319
<v Speaker 1>We don't we don't. We do not stand up? T

0:46:48.480 --> 0:46:50.160
<v Speaker 1>I is a lot of things, but he ain't no

0:46:50.280 --> 0:46:52.600
<v Speaker 1>stand up exactly.

0:46:55.560 --> 0:46:59.120
<v Speaker 3>Here's my other thing about this. Also, if it then

0:46:59.160 --> 0:47:02.360
<v Speaker 3>it has, then we have have t I and Spike

0:47:02.440 --> 0:47:05.239
<v Speaker 3>Lee in that movie because I don't how do you

0:47:05.280 --> 0:47:06.759
<v Speaker 3>feel about Spike Lee and I don't like.

0:47:06.800 --> 0:47:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Those are two personalities I don't care for.

0:47:10.800 --> 0:47:12.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh, you guys like Spike Lee and Malcolm because that

0:47:12.920 --> 0:47:16.600
<v Speaker 3>was your favorite. I know everybody hated that he put

0:47:16.680 --> 0:47:17.319
<v Speaker 3>himself in there.

0:47:17.360 --> 0:47:18.479
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, he's not good.

0:47:18.760 --> 0:47:22.000
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, he should have gott an Academy Award for that one.

0:47:22.440 --> 0:47:27.200
<v Speaker 3>Spike Lee, Yes, yes, okay, yeah, I thought you meant

0:47:27.239 --> 0:47:32.080
<v Speaker 3>when he was having that yellow suit on, well we.

0:47:32.080 --> 0:47:32.880
<v Speaker 1>Go in Detroit.

0:47:35.280 --> 0:47:45.440
<v Speaker 12>I like pork and white women too much. Yeah, that's

0:47:45.440 --> 0:47:47.279
<v Speaker 12>what he said in the movie.

0:47:48.440 --> 0:47:50.560
<v Speaker 1>So you're saying, you're saying, at the end of the day,

0:47:50.600 --> 0:47:54.720
<v Speaker 1>the assassination was inevitable even if it doesn't happen when

0:47:54.840 --> 0:47:57.960
<v Speaker 1>when we see it happen, and thus you are willing

0:47:58.040 --> 0:48:01.319
<v Speaker 1>to make that sacrifice for the grow that comes out

0:48:01.360 --> 0:48:05.560
<v Speaker 1>of seeing Denzel play of Malcolm X later in life.

0:48:05.960 --> 0:48:11.160
<v Speaker 12>Yes, martyrdom goes way farther than having exploitation on film.

0:48:11.840 --> 0:48:15.279
<v Speaker 1>Wow, damn powerful, give it up for my man, give

0:48:15.320 --> 0:48:26.200
<v Speaker 1>it up for Brandon everybody. The memes would be pretty good.

0:48:35.200 --> 0:48:40.359
<v Speaker 1>Am I wrong? This would be thirty years of the

0:48:40.400 --> 0:48:46.240
<v Speaker 1>Internet of just pure fun. Every time something goes wrong,

0:48:46.719 --> 0:48:51.759
<v Speaker 1>we would return to t I playing Malcolm X and laughheartedly.

0:48:52.040 --> 0:48:54.160
<v Speaker 3>It would be like a new crying Jordan me, mama.

0:48:54.400 --> 0:48:59.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it would be a perfect time for Twitter X

0:48:59.160 --> 0:49:00.839
<v Speaker 1>whatever the fuck you want to call it.

0:49:00.960 --> 0:49:02.439
<v Speaker 3>I mean it's in the name. It would be great.

0:49:03.840 --> 0:49:05.520
<v Speaker 1>It would be t I's X.

0:49:06.200 --> 0:49:08.520
<v Speaker 3>Here's my thing. Here's here's another issue I have with

0:49:08.640 --> 0:49:11.880
<v Speaker 3>t I though, is like, if we let t I

0:49:12.000 --> 0:49:15.799
<v Speaker 3>start in this movie, then we have to deal with

0:49:16.239 --> 0:49:19.040
<v Speaker 3>t I after having played Malcolm X.

0:49:19.120 --> 0:49:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

0:49:21.080 --> 0:49:24.520
<v Speaker 3>And that's crazy, Like he already thinks he could do

0:49:24.600 --> 0:49:28.240
<v Speaker 3>things he can't do. Yeh Like, imagine and he actually

0:49:28.239 --> 0:49:32.120
<v Speaker 3>got validated by playing He'd be insufferable. It would be crazy.

0:49:32.200 --> 0:49:34.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, here's I don't disagree with you. I think that's

0:49:34.680 --> 0:49:37.520
<v Speaker 1>absolutely correct. But I do also think that if t

0:49:37.640 --> 0:49:40.719
<v Speaker 1>I plays Malcolm X, this doesn't end up in theaters.

0:49:41.280 --> 0:49:44.600
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean. Two B situation is this

0:49:44.719 --> 0:49:47.799
<v Speaker 1>is at best one of those lifetime movies where they

0:49:47.800 --> 0:49:49.920
<v Speaker 1>can't call him Malcolm X. They gotta call him like

0:49:50.200 --> 0:49:53.279
<v Speaker 1>Maurice W or some shit. You know what I mean.

0:49:53.400 --> 0:49:55.920
<v Speaker 1>He's like not they don't get the rights for like

0:49:55.920 --> 0:49:59.200
<v Speaker 1>a no budget. Yeah, it's the worst thing.

0:49:59.680 --> 0:50:05.640
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Then then we think it is I I mean,

0:50:05.680 --> 0:50:07.279
<v Speaker 3>if I have to, if I have to make a

0:50:07.760 --> 0:50:10.280
<v Speaker 3>if I have to make a true choice.

0:50:09.880 --> 0:50:15.359
<v Speaker 1>Though Tip's got a state of music, man, you gotta

0:50:15.440 --> 0:50:20.480
<v Speaker 1>kill Malcolm. Yeah, I think I agree, I think, But

0:50:20.719 --> 0:50:22.759
<v Speaker 1>to the greater point. I think that was a very

0:50:22.800 --> 0:50:25.959
<v Speaker 1>good way to put it. They were gonna kill it. Yeah,

0:50:25.960 --> 0:50:30.120
<v Speaker 1>And I think to your point, martyrdom is stronger than

0:50:30.280 --> 0:50:34.279
<v Speaker 1>anything that Malcolm X could have continued to sort of

0:50:34.280 --> 0:50:38.840
<v Speaker 1>offer us beyond the point that he expired. You know

0:50:38.880 --> 0:50:42.040
<v Speaker 1>what I mean that at some point we boondocks did

0:50:42.040 --> 0:50:45.040
<v Speaker 1>a beautiful sort of interpretation of this. But if Martin

0:50:45.120 --> 0:50:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Luther King stays alive, he has to sell fucking cheeseburgers.

0:50:50.080 --> 0:50:51.200
<v Speaker 1>He eventually bec.

0:50:52.080 --> 0:50:56.920
<v Speaker 3>A couple of them. We tried to get bun beats too.

0:50:57.760 --> 0:50:58.959
<v Speaker 3>There's a long line.

0:50:58.960 --> 0:51:01.080
<v Speaker 1>When we were in Houston. We went to go get

0:51:01.120 --> 0:51:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Treilburger's from Bumbee's restaurant and the line was too long,

0:51:04.520 --> 0:51:06.120
<v Speaker 1>and then we ate somewhere white.

0:51:06.160 --> 0:51:10.319
<v Speaker 3>So it really that did suck.

0:51:12.320 --> 0:51:17.600
<v Speaker 1>We got cheese steaks instead. It was a real vile choice. Afterwards,

0:51:17.600 --> 0:51:26.520
<v Speaker 1>it we owe be a big apology. I'm sorry it

0:51:26.800 --> 0:51:27.279
<v Speaker 1>went down.

0:51:30.520 --> 0:51:30.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:51:30.840 --> 0:51:35.160
<v Speaker 1>I do think, uh, you got to accept the assassination

0:51:35.320 --> 0:51:37.800
<v Speaker 1>and keep t I out of this this business.

0:51:37.920 --> 0:51:40.640
<v Speaker 3>All right, that's fair, that's fair. Yeah, all right, who

0:51:40.640 --> 0:51:41.640
<v Speaker 3>wants to do the next one?

0:51:43.320 --> 0:51:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh? I see somebody standing? I think hand yeah, okay, yeah,

0:51:46.680 --> 0:51:49.400
<v Speaker 1>one of y'all both y'all got your hands up. You

0:51:49.440 --> 0:51:50.600
<v Speaker 1>pick each other, y'all.

0:51:50.360 --> 0:51:51.960
<v Speaker 3>Know each other, you know?

0:51:53.000 --> 0:52:02.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, go ahead hell yeah, yeah yeah, feel free to

0:52:02.360 --> 0:52:06.799
<v Speaker 1>to take the mic out. You're very tall, very tall? Yeah,

0:52:06.800 --> 0:52:11.919
<v Speaker 1>hell yeah? Are you scared? Right? Yeah? Dude? Whatever makes

0:52:11.960 --> 0:52:13.640
<v Speaker 1>you come? Yeah?

0:52:13.880 --> 0:52:19.239
<v Speaker 3>What's your name? Ducket, Ducket, give it up for Ducket, Ducky.

0:52:23.600 --> 0:52:25.720
<v Speaker 1>Like Eric Comparish Millennium ducts.

0:52:26.840 --> 0:52:31.799
<v Speaker 3>All right, em do that e b MD remember the

0:52:31.800 --> 0:52:34.160
<v Speaker 3>seventy two thousand and he's like Eric Comparable.

0:52:35.120 --> 0:52:39.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't even know. I left you out to drive. No,

0:52:39.400 --> 0:52:44.080
<v Speaker 1>it's okay now that yeah, No, I need to do

0:52:44.120 --> 0:52:47.800
<v Speaker 1>something to shame myself. Ugly, you're disgusting. I'm going to

0:52:47.920 --> 0:52:51.719
<v Speaker 1>kill you. Give me two hundred dollars. Yeah, I'm sorry,

0:52:52.600 --> 0:52:53.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

0:52:53.280 --> 0:52:58.200
<v Speaker 3>That's okay, all right, You ready duck yet? Yeah? I'm ready?

0:52:58.200 --> 0:52:58.839
<v Speaker 3>All right? Man?

0:52:59.120 --> 0:53:00.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:53:01.160 --> 0:53:03.239
<v Speaker 3>This what is you are?

0:53:04.680 --> 0:53:10.040
<v Speaker 1>We get definitive proof that Jesus Jesus Christ was black,

0:53:10.840 --> 0:53:22.880
<v Speaker 1>but he looked and talked exactly like Tracy Morgan, exactly

0:53:23.200 --> 0:53:28.759
<v Speaker 1>like Tracy Morgan. That's the cut old baby call. I'm

0:53:28.760 --> 0:53:35.880
<v Speaker 1>gonna get to pregnant all that shit that's your Lord

0:53:35.960 --> 0:53:42.320
<v Speaker 1>and savior, but with the same waves too, So Jesus

0:53:42.400 --> 0:53:45.759
<v Speaker 1>was spinning it. Yeah, but but the waves are sideways

0:53:45.840 --> 0:53:49.160
<v Speaker 1>remembered for some reason, he puts his dow rag on

0:53:49.239 --> 0:53:53.359
<v Speaker 1>in the opposite direction that waves are meant to go,

0:53:53.440 --> 0:53:54.080
<v Speaker 1>and he.

0:53:55.440 --> 0:53:58.600
<v Speaker 9>I'm gonna be honest, I'd rather Jesus Christ go back

0:53:58.600 --> 0:53:59.480
<v Speaker 9>to looking like Kyle.

0:54:00.920 --> 0:54:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Whoa, there's too much of a sacrifice for you.

0:54:05.719 --> 0:54:07.600
<v Speaker 9>I already feel like too when I go to church.

0:54:07.719 --> 0:54:08.480
<v Speaker 9>I can't take this.

0:54:09.719 --> 0:54:10.600
<v Speaker 1>I understand.

0:54:11.160 --> 0:54:14.480
<v Speaker 3>That's really that's very it's very true. That's very reasonable.

0:54:15.200 --> 0:54:18.040
<v Speaker 3>So you say, ultimately, this is not a sacrifice you're

0:54:18.040 --> 0:54:18.480
<v Speaker 3>willing to.

0:54:18.440 --> 0:54:20.640
<v Speaker 9>Make like Kyle can get me to buy I Love

0:54:20.719 --> 0:54:22.080
<v Speaker 9>Jesus T shirt.

0:54:23.400 --> 0:54:26.800
<v Speaker 1>Damn. All right, man, No, wait, but but listen before

0:54:26.840 --> 0:54:29.080
<v Speaker 1>you fully make your decision. Although it does sound like

0:54:29.120 --> 0:54:33.960
<v Speaker 1>you've landed pretty hard on it, remember that this also

0:54:34.080 --> 0:54:37.240
<v Speaker 1>means that white people acknowledge that Jesus was black.

0:54:37.640 --> 0:54:40.480
<v Speaker 3>So like when they're when they're preaching.

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<v Speaker 9>But they have to acknowledge that, Yeah, no, he's they

0:54:44.040 --> 0:54:44.360
<v Speaker 9>have to.

0:54:44.800 --> 0:54:52.240
<v Speaker 1>He's on the cross with that big belly and sideways waves.

0:54:53.840 --> 0:54:55.719
<v Speaker 1>But that's who they pray to.

0:54:56.040 --> 0:54:58.960
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, you would have had you would have had me

0:54:59.040 --> 0:55:00.520
<v Speaker 9>if that was Samuel Jackson.

0:55:01.600 --> 0:55:06.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, but what about the hilarity of it a bunch

0:55:06.560 --> 0:55:09.000
<v Speaker 1>of white people? And then he's like, I turned the

0:55:09.000 --> 0:55:16.240
<v Speaker 1>squad into why and do not break that? Yeah, that's hilarious.

0:55:16.800 --> 0:55:21.200
<v Speaker 3>They have pictures of Tracy Morgan in their homes, like

0:55:21.719 --> 0:55:24.719
<v Speaker 3>white men have Tracy Morgan tattooed on their chest.

0:55:24.840 --> 0:55:27.200
<v Speaker 1>He's like, you could eat You could eat that, baby.

0:55:27.239 --> 0:55:34.120
<v Speaker 1>That's my bread. That bread is my belly. That bread

0:55:34.200 --> 0:55:43.319
<v Speaker 1>is where my knees be y'all hungry. I could make

0:55:43.400 --> 0:55:45.640
<v Speaker 1>some fish.

0:55:46.040 --> 0:55:51.400
<v Speaker 13>I could make a whole lot of fish.

0:55:53.120 --> 0:55:55.440
<v Speaker 1>That don't seem pretty cool if that was written in

0:55:55.480 --> 0:55:56.080
<v Speaker 1>the scripture?

0:55:56.320 --> 0:55:59.640
<v Speaker 9>Nah, bro. He played his part in The Longest Yard

0:55:59.640 --> 0:56:02.040
<v Speaker 9>too well. From my liking. It seemed like he was

0:56:02.080 --> 0:56:04.760
<v Speaker 9>a little too like comfortable in the skirt for my liking.

0:56:04.960 --> 0:56:09.160
<v Speaker 9>So he couldn't be My Lord said, it looks it

0:56:09.200 --> 0:56:13.759
<v Speaker 9>looks spicy looking at him this way.

0:56:12.280 --> 0:56:23.600
<v Speaker 1>All right, give it up for ductive product, everybody, where.

0:56:23.080 --> 0:56:25.480
<v Speaker 3>Do you live? Of course I wanted to be Tracy Morgan.

0:56:26.280 --> 0:56:30.360
<v Speaker 1>This seems like an easy answer for me, Tracy Morgan

0:56:30.560 --> 0:56:32.160
<v Speaker 1>being Jesus Christ.

0:56:32.320 --> 0:56:37.920
<v Speaker 3>Come on, all the Jesus stuff is now Tracy Stuff.

0:56:38.719 --> 0:56:43.920
<v Speaker 1>The Passion of the Christ is a biopink about Tracy

0:56:44.600 --> 0:56:50.760
<v Speaker 1>directed by Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson loves Hates Jews, loves

0:56:50.880 --> 0:56:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Tracy Moore hates the Jews because they killed Tracy Morrison.

0:56:58.200 --> 0:57:03.440
<v Speaker 1>That's That's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Yeah,

0:57:03.920 --> 0:57:06.880
<v Speaker 1>you you live your life open for a joke like

0:57:06.920 --> 0:57:10.239
<v Speaker 1>this once. I ever, if I can make a more

0:57:10.800 --> 0:57:14.920
<v Speaker 1>a more substantial point here, I would also argue that

0:57:15.080 --> 0:57:17.400
<v Speaker 1>part of the reason that we have so much fighting

0:57:17.440 --> 0:57:20.800
<v Speaker 1>in the world is because we treat these religious figures

0:57:20.840 --> 0:57:24.400
<v Speaker 1>with so much seriousness right that, like they are there.

0:57:24.440 --> 0:57:28.040
<v Speaker 1>You can't make jokes about these people. You can't treat

0:57:28.080 --> 0:57:31.360
<v Speaker 1>them with any version of levity, and that causes the

0:57:31.360 --> 0:57:34.640
<v Speaker 1>fighting because we disagree about the truth as it relates

0:57:34.680 --> 0:57:36.400
<v Speaker 1>to these very serious people.

0:57:36.640 --> 0:57:37.440
<v Speaker 3>But if they're.

0:57:37.240 --> 0:57:40.720
<v Speaker 1>Funny, who the fuck cares? Come on, you know what

0:57:40.800 --> 0:57:44.920
<v Speaker 1>I mean? You don't fight over Tracy Morgan. You just

0:57:45.200 --> 0:57:47.280
<v Speaker 1>let it be whatever the fuck it is.

0:57:47.200 --> 0:57:49.520
<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm pitching. As an addendum, I think

0:57:49.600 --> 0:57:59.200
<v Speaker 3>also Mohammed's Jim Carrey.

0:57:56.120 --> 0:58:11.600
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, somebody draw me, oh man, you're a

0:58:11.640 --> 0:58:19.080
<v Speaker 1>funny guy dog. Yeah, I think they should just be

0:58:19.200 --> 0:58:23.600
<v Speaker 1>silly man and can be Tracy Morgan. That seems fucking awesome. Yeah.

0:58:23.640 --> 0:58:26.120
<v Speaker 3>And and to your point, yeah, you bring levity to

0:58:26.160 --> 0:58:29.800
<v Speaker 3>this stuff. Maybe people killing each other. Yeah, that would

0:58:29.800 --> 0:58:32.960
<v Speaker 3>be tight like that. Yeah, all right, we got we

0:58:33.040 --> 0:58:33.560
<v Speaker 3>got another one.

0:58:33.880 --> 0:58:37.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we got two more. Do we have another volunteer?

0:58:37.920 --> 0:58:40.560
<v Speaker 1>I know there were two hands back there a second ago.

0:58:40.800 --> 0:58:43.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh we did that. The lady didn't put her hand

0:58:43.400 --> 0:58:45.320
<v Speaker 1>back up, but her new friend put her hand back up,

0:58:45.440 --> 0:58:48.120
<v Speaker 1>So yes, please come on, thank you give it up

0:58:48.160 --> 0:58:48.960
<v Speaker 1>for come on.

0:58:52.320 --> 0:58:52.640
<v Speaker 3>This is.

0:58:54.520 --> 0:58:57.400
<v Speaker 14>Also you should google Tracy Morgan's nipples because they're actually

0:58:57.480 --> 0:58:58.000
<v Speaker 14>very small.

0:58:58.280 --> 0:59:02.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I think tiny nipples are.

0:59:02.560 --> 0:59:02.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:59:02.920 --> 0:59:06.960
<v Speaker 3>If I don't know what's bigger, funnier big nipples.

0:59:06.960 --> 0:59:12.400
<v Speaker 1>The big ones aren't funny to me. My wife doesn't

0:59:12.440 --> 0:59:18.160
<v Speaker 1>seem to laugh too much either. I feel like you're exaggerating.

0:59:18.200 --> 0:59:20.400
<v Speaker 1>It can't be as bad as you're talking about. They're

0:59:20.400 --> 0:59:21.480
<v Speaker 1>pretty juicy.

0:59:21.880 --> 0:59:24.240
<v Speaker 3>You remember that singer t Q. Do you have nipples

0:59:24.240 --> 0:59:24.600
<v Speaker 3>like him?

0:59:24.640 --> 0:59:25.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember.

0:59:25.840 --> 0:59:27.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, big as nipples were.

0:59:28.400 --> 0:59:30.040
<v Speaker 1>After the show, we're going to be in the back

0:59:30.080 --> 0:59:35.560
<v Speaker 1>googling nipples for pleasure. If you want to join in

0:59:36.280 --> 0:59:39.920
<v Speaker 1>right now. We research research, So if you want to

0:59:40.000 --> 0:59:43.160
<v Speaker 1>join in, feel free, but introduce yourself.

0:59:43.240 --> 0:59:49.280
<v Speaker 8>So Taylor, yeah, he said a tone.

0:59:49.320 --> 0:59:50.240
<v Speaker 1>You got to respect it.

0:59:50.560 --> 0:59:52.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's gotta be a little deeper.

0:59:52.800 --> 0:59:59.160
<v Speaker 1>Keep it going for Taylor, everybody going for h You

0:59:59.280 --> 0:59:59.840
<v Speaker 1>got this one.

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<v Speaker 3>We erased Tyler Perry from the history books, but Will

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<v Speaker 3>Smith admits that he fucked Martin one time. Somebody say, Yo,

1:00:17.840 --> 1:00:18.960
<v Speaker 3>there's lots of umpact here.

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<v Speaker 1>Take your time.

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<v Speaker 14>So it wasn't use that microphone. So it was an

1:00:23.600 --> 1:00:26.520
<v Speaker 14>entanglement I'm hearing, yes, okay.

1:00:27.040 --> 1:00:32.280
<v Speaker 1>And not not new crazy Martin good ninety three, Martin

1:00:32.760 --> 1:00:37.080
<v Speaker 1>Martin at his peak. Yeah, not Martin literally Bad Boys,

1:00:37.640 --> 1:00:38.920
<v Speaker 1>first movie Bad Boys.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I need to understand, like how it happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, we can draw We can, we can. That's reason.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't. We didn't do this ahead of time, but

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<v Speaker 1>we can do it for you now. For sure. You

1:00:50.800 --> 1:00:51.280
<v Speaker 1>deserve that.

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<v Speaker 3>You deserve that. I mean, I think it was, uh,

1:00:55.600 --> 1:00:58.400
<v Speaker 3>it was one night after shooting bad I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>a long day on set. It's a long on set

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<v Speaker 3>there in Miami. Already a sexy town. Right, they're in Miami.

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<v Speaker 3>It's summertime in Miami. You know how that makes Will

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<v Speaker 3>Smith feel?

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<v Speaker 1>And I think they will after the long days, like, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>let me just show you Miami. Because Martin doesn't love Miami.

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<v Speaker 3>No, He's like he loves d C because he's from there.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's like me, I'm home sick. I don't even

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<v Speaker 3>like it down here. I don't speak Spanish. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 3>hates Miami. And Will Smith's like, I'll show you my Miami.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna show you my Miami. And they have

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<v Speaker 1>they have a fucking night.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, they have a time.

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<v Speaker 1>They know, we gotta keep building. You asked for this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they go out. They go to the club and

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<v Speaker 3>the club is playing Will Smith like B sides like

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<v Speaker 3>Boom Shake the Room.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're but they're doing cool ship where they like

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<v Speaker 1>Will remix the Martin theme song into the Will Smith ship. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>both feelings seen. Yeah, and then like DJ is like

1:01:59.640 --> 1:02:05.600
<v Speaker 1>time boys ship like that. Yeah, they're fucking they're in

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<v Speaker 1>it right and they're having a great time. And then

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<v Speaker 1>somebody offers them a little bit of a party drug.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a little party drugs, you know, sliding around Martin

1:02:14.600 --> 1:02:18.080
<v Speaker 1>he already high on cocaine. But but Will, he's usually

1:02:18.160 --> 1:02:20.840
<v Speaker 1>sober and he's into the party drug and out of

1:02:20.960 --> 1:02:22.000
<v Speaker 1>both doing party drugs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because Martin, Will's knocking the drugs, and then Martin,

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<v Speaker 3>who's already on drugs, looks at him.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, bad boys for life.

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<v Speaker 14>This is feeling very Andrew Gillon, it's feeling very well,

1:02:36.720 --> 1:02:38.440
<v Speaker 14>Andrew O.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Gillam for those that are was a I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was running for senator in Florida. Maybe it was governor.

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<v Speaker 1>The governor of Florida. Was a very successful candidate, made

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<v Speaker 1>it all the way to like fucking forty nine point

1:02:55.040 --> 1:02:58.600
<v Speaker 1>nine percent of the vote, and like was meant to

1:02:58.640 --> 1:03:02.160
<v Speaker 1>be like the Democratics superstar of the future, and then

1:03:02.240 --> 1:03:06.800
<v Speaker 1>got caught in a hotel with male sex workers, white

1:03:06.960 --> 1:03:11.480
<v Speaker 1>male sex workers, like six months after his president or

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<v Speaker 1>his potential presidential run.

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<v Speaker 3>I get that, But this is blacklove.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, keep that in y and nobody's being taken advantage

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<v Speaker 1>of it. No, it's a.

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<v Speaker 3>Holy consectual there. And they're on nineteen ninety three when

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<v Speaker 3>it was called ecstasy. They don't even call it molly.

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<v Speaker 3>They're on ecstasy.

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<v Speaker 1>Tabs, right, So they're drinking a lot of water because

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<v Speaker 1>it was dangerous back then.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and they're just feeling the vibes. What's got a

1:03:35.960 --> 1:03:39.040
<v Speaker 3>shirt on? But they're dancing that what's that song? I

1:03:39.120 --> 1:03:44.840
<v Speaker 3>Don't Want to Shine? And they're like dancing, and then

1:03:44.640 --> 1:03:47.400
<v Speaker 3>Martin like starts dancing and he turns.

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<v Speaker 1>Around and the club is packed. They're pushing into each.

1:03:51.120 --> 1:03:53.800
<v Speaker 3>Other, turns it around, and then Will just kind of

1:03:53.880 --> 1:03:56.960
<v Speaker 3>lets it happen. Yeah, and then they get in like sync.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm saying. Yeah, Like they get.

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<v Speaker 1>In sync, and you didn't know they didn't know that

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<v Speaker 1>they knew this dance together.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they didn't know their bodies went together, like you

1:04:05.480 --> 1:04:06.640
<v Speaker 3>know what I'm saying now.

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<v Speaker 1>But they're also yeah and this is before camera phones,

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<v Speaker 1>so and nobody's gonna fucking believe you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, nobody's gonna believe me.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Martin Lawrence and Bill Smith are about to

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<v Speaker 1>fuck at this club.

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<v Speaker 3>And then, you know what, in the final move, Martin

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<v Speaker 3>reached back and puts his hand on Will's head. Yeah

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<v Speaker 3>you know what I'm saying, Because when that happens, it's

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<v Speaker 3>about to go down and then we.

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<v Speaker 1>Won't get graphic.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But but just know that it was a sexy evening

1:04:43.200 --> 1:04:44.040
<v Speaker 1>out in Miami.

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<v Speaker 3>It was consensual and it was beautiful. But also they're like,

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<v Speaker 3>that was just what we did in Miami that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I think in the morning they made breakfast together. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they went to set in separate cars. They

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<v Speaker 1>didn't bring it up, but but they truly became bad

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<v Speaker 1>boys for life. Okay, now what is your answer?

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<v Speaker 14>Okay, we don't need another we don't need another media.

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<v Speaker 14>So we're already there. So here's the thing. If will

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<v Speaker 14>Smith admits that he fucked Martin once, like think about it,

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<v Speaker 14>Like that's a weird ass family. He probably fucked Martin.

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<v Speaker 14>Jada fuck Martin. They all fucked Martin. Imagine it. It's

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<v Speaker 14>gonna be a it's gonna be a red table talk

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<v Speaker 14>right right exactly. And then and then there'snna be two guests,

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<v Speaker 14>you know, guest interviewing. No, No, it's gonna be him. No,

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<v Speaker 14>it's gonna be Martin's gonna come out and August Elsina,

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<v Speaker 14>and it's gonna be a whole thing. And then they're

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<v Speaker 14>gonna talk about consensual love how you know, gender doesn't exist.

1:05:50.320 --> 1:05:53.240
<v Speaker 14>And then Willow's just gonna be looking there like yeah,

1:05:53.280 --> 1:05:56.280
<v Speaker 14>and then Grammy is gonna be really into it, talk

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<v Speaker 14>about her crack addiction, and then we're gonna come back

1:05:59.480 --> 1:06:01.360
<v Speaker 14>and no one is going to care. And then the

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<v Speaker 14>next day what's going to happen is that then Jada

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<v Speaker 14>is going to talk about how much she loves Tupac

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<v Speaker 14>and she wished that Will.

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<v Speaker 1>Not at all.

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<v Speaker 4>She's gonna say she wished Will Smith like.

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<v Speaker 1>You about it?

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, you're you're painting a new world.

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<v Speaker 14>Society exactly, so like it's okay because that.

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<v Speaker 8>So is this one.

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<v Speaker 4>It's this one.

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<v Speaker 1>You're saying, you're comfortable with this if we get to

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<v Speaker 1>lose Perry, no more media, yeah, no more boo and

1:06:37.040 --> 1:06:40.400
<v Speaker 1>medea Halloween, which is funnier than you think.

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<v Speaker 14>So you know what, we lose Meghan Markle's best friend.

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<v Speaker 14>That's fine, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>You're you're more than comfortable sacrificing Tyler Perry even if

1:06:51.160 --> 1:06:53.520
<v Speaker 1>these two men press into each other.

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<v Speaker 4>But you know what, everyone gets depressed into everyone consentially.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, it's beautiful, but it's.

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<v Speaker 4>But the whole family is family affairs.

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<v Speaker 3>Not No, that's I think a crime.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just saying, y'all know, is like this.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a group thing. It's just that it starts talking. Well,

1:07:12.760 --> 1:07:14.320
<v Speaker 1>we we say because we wrote it.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, but no, no, no, if he was able to

1:07:17.240 --> 1:07:20.000
<v Speaker 14>talk about well down the line and then noble, then

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<v Speaker 14>I can say that down the line.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, I'm not here to assims black women.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you're saying. You're saying that ultimately Martin gets turned

1:07:29.960 --> 1:07:31.800
<v Speaker 3>out by the entire Smith family.

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<v Speaker 14>But it but again, it's consensual. Yeah, yeah, there's only

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<v Speaker 14>only the legal.

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<v Speaker 1>Turnout. Yeah, Okay, I think I think that's a good answer.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you did it and I really thought about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, give it up for Taylor everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh where am I on it? After we wrote that

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<v Speaker 3>beautiful story. I don't even give a shit about the

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<v Speaker 3>media part. I just wish that would happen for them.

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<v Speaker 1>I genuinely think that if Will Smith were able to

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<v Speaker 1>come out as the queer icon he could be, he

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<v Speaker 1>would be a happier, healthier person.

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<v Speaker 3>Well Smith or fucking Chris Rock would be a lot happier. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think that would have ever happened.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think if he truly could just be like bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm into a lot of shit that I just like

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<v Speaker 1>to get it.

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah, because I met him one time, and truly, really

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<v Speaker 15>the only part of this personality that I walked away

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<v Speaker 15>with was he's horny.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he made that clear. It came up enough times.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, Dad, this's like a horny but a

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<v Speaker 3>few times. Yeah, I don't want to say the specifics

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<v Speaker 3>because I don't want to get sued. But no, he like,

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<v Speaker 3>please don't pe No, we gotta keep working. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 3>mean I've never at him, and he seems not warning. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think it would be so liberating for

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<v Speaker 1>Will Smith to be able to just be his queer

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<v Speaker 1>self that we all know him to be. And I

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<v Speaker 1>also think this would be great retaliation against Jada.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh every time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like nigga fuck Martin Lawrence four seasons on Network,

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and thirty eight episodes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, big Dog syndication yea, all eyes on WHU.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? No, I think this would be really beautiful and

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<v Speaker 1>good for them.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's I think it's kind of just a win. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let him fuck. Yeah, that's what we say.

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<v Speaker 3>It's crazy. When they were younger, I think Martin was

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<v Speaker 3>maybe more handsome than Will.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 3>Will's eyes are really far apart and you can't unsee it. Guys, look,

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<v Speaker 3>are we gonna get.

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<v Speaker 1>In another We can't do this. This is such a

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<v Speaker 1>dangerous game, this revisionist history. But we all pretend like

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<v Speaker 1>Will Smith wasn't the most fuckable man on the planet.

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<v Speaker 13>We all wanted to bone Will Smith. Eight people wanted

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<v Speaker 13>to fuck Martin Lawrence. Don't be like that. He I

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<v Speaker 13>don't like that you're playing Martin now. Martin Martin during

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<v Speaker 13>his dad.

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<v Speaker 3>Incredible hair, incredible hair, so well dressed. He's the first

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<v Speaker 3>time I ever sign a Pelly Pelly on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>He had the Pelly Pelly with Yeah, you don't even

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<v Speaker 1>see that anymore. Martin was great. Don't be a sexy

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna hate. Don't do it with sexy Martin.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just don't think. I think even the movie

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<v Speaker 1>knew that Will Smith was the sex symbol and Martin

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<v Speaker 1>was the funny one.

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<v Speaker 3>I think as time goes on, we're just gonna realize he.

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<v Speaker 1>Was just taller.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn.

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<v Speaker 1>Three people are clapping, but yeah, and they didn't seem

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<v Speaker 1>that confident about it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all I need to start.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how he's starting his presidential campaign. I think a

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<v Speaker 1>lot more of us want to fuck Martin Lawrence than

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<v Speaker 1>we're ready to talk about. And when I'm president, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna talk about it. And then we have one more,

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<v Speaker 1>if we have one more volunteer who's willing to participate

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<v Speaker 1>in the game. I thought I saw a hand, and

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<v Speaker 1>then it shot down immediately after. Oh there it is. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>finally that hand, right, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Mean, I think Duckett was holding it up.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you want to come, it's okay, as long

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<v Speaker 1>as it's consensual and you're into it, come on, as

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<v Speaker 1>long as it's like Martin and with thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your name, Brittany, Brittany, Yeah, fuck yeah, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for being here. Give it up for.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I'm shy, that's okay, Okay, play it cool, Brittany,

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<v Speaker 6>all right, I'm cool, cool, Get off the fat.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's your question. White people never make another watermelon joke ever.

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<v Speaker 1>It's done. The whole bit of black people loving watermelon.

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<v Speaker 1>It's alcohol.

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<v Speaker 3>Those weird days at the office for some guy who

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<v Speaker 3>thinks he knows you better than he does.

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<v Speaker 1>You can literally walk in the office eating a big

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<v Speaker 1>old piece of watermelon and nobody.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can spit the whatever you want to do.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll be just like, that's Brittany. That's just how Brittany does.

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<v Speaker 9>Okay, but.

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<v Speaker 1>They find proof that black people have an extra muscle

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<v Speaker 1>in our thigh that makes us jump higher, actual proof.

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<v Speaker 3>Like they have a real like, no, they're only good

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<v Speaker 3>at basketball because of this, Like they have a real

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<v Speaker 3>reason to say, and they point to the muscle and

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<v Speaker 3>they go they study Lebron James and go thousand because

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<v Speaker 3>of this.

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<v Speaker 1>Right here right. Okay, Wow, it's very difficult. But remember

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<v Speaker 1>you get to spit watermelon seeds wherever you listen.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, because I actually have a story about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so happy you have a story.

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<v Speaker 6>Way, need I need to say it to get my answer.

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<v Speaker 6>So my first two years of college, I went to

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<v Speaker 6>Washington and Jefferson. I don't know, has anybody heard of that?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 10>Cool?

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<v Speaker 8>What, yeah, it's all easier.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, it was real quiet.

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<v Speaker 1>College.

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<v Speaker 6>No, okay, but wait, but then I went to Howard

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<v Speaker 6>after Okay, so this white girl asked me. She was like,

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<v Speaker 6>isn't it true that you guys have an extra muscle

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<v Speaker 6>in your leg? Like she asked me, and I was

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<v Speaker 6>really offended. And I also have never heard that before.

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<v Speaker 6>That was my first time ever hearing that. I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 6>wait the fuck like that?

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<v Speaker 1>But imagine if she said that to you and you

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<v Speaker 1>had to be like, yes, that's like we do. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 6>I think I would just let the watermelon jokes continue.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't care that much.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's whatever, It doesn't make you want to kill them.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean, I like water melon.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the whole conspiracy. Of course, you amazing everybody. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty good.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, it's really good.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. It's so good.

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot it was a fruit. I thought it was

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<v Speaker 3>some kind of extended candy universe.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I think I'd rather that the extra extra Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Fair enough bank? Should I go? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead?

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<v Speaker 1>I I one hundred agree with Brittany. This extra muscle

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<v Speaker 1>ship would derail everything. Yeah, I think if we if

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<v Speaker 1>if white people found out we had an extra muscle

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<v Speaker 1>in our leg, they'd be pissed if we did the

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<v Speaker 1>s A t's too fast.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they would use it to further exclude us from all.

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<v Speaker 3>He can't get a home loan right, like, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 3>would be fucking it would be they'd find ways to,

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<v Speaker 3>like they legislate against it. They'd lock us up.

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<v Speaker 1>They would start separating sports like yeah, it would be women's,

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<v Speaker 1>men's and extra muscles, and it's like fuck man, yeah, like.

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<v Speaker 3>They already can't handle the comparisons, Like imagine if so

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<v Speaker 3>as much as I get so irritated because that's like

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<v Speaker 3>the one that they try to sneak in, Like I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like the watermelon. It could be like a guy

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<v Speaker 3>you liked it work or some that's the one that

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<v Speaker 3>they'll sneak in. And you're like, man, I fucking if

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't need this job at FedEx, I would cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's just so it's so irritated, But no, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. I can't sacrifice. You were right, You were right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, how do you guys feel about it? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you guys clap if you're pro how do I say

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<v Speaker 1>you clap? If you're pro watermelon? You you want to

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<v Speaker 1>keep the watermelon jokes for the for the removed, to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure that nobody starts saying you have an extra

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<v Speaker 1>muscle in your leg and clap off your pro muscle

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<v Speaker 1>in the thigh. WHOA, Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>You like players in here? All right?

1:16:49.600 --> 1:16:49.920
<v Speaker 9>My man?

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<v Speaker 1>You seem pretty confident about it. What is it for

1:16:52.160 --> 1:17:00.280
<v Speaker 1>you that you're like muscle in the thigh. Let's go, brother,

1:17:00.400 --> 1:17:08.000
<v Speaker 1>we're too great at basketball, but we don't eat you.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe we don't need an extra figh. We got Shaq

1:17:14.160 --> 1:17:15.479
<v Speaker 3>Kobe like we're doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like you're dreaming for yourself more than you

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<v Speaker 1>are for the greater community. Okay, okay, okay, that's you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I will take an extra muscle. I don't care what

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<v Speaker 1>y'all niggas have. Yeah, yeah, I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I get that. I get that. Who doesn't want to

1:17:33.800 --> 1:17:39.839
<v Speaker 3>jump higher? I mean you can, though. I that's mostly

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<v Speaker 3>how I eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>I do. I do feel anxiety about watermelon and public.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't feel it in public. I feel it if

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<v Speaker 3>you like you ever go to like like a they

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<v Speaker 3>don't call it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care if y'all don't have White people are

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<v Speaker 1>the only ones who do.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what are you talking about?

1:18:03.520 --> 1:18:07.040
<v Speaker 1>Party? A party when you have food? That's what you're

1:18:07.040 --> 1:18:09.400
<v Speaker 1>doing a party? You stupid people?

1:18:10.880 --> 1:18:11.000
<v Speaker 10>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a very It's also I get irritated because there's

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<v Speaker 3>like a little bit of anxiety of it.

1:18:19.680 --> 1:18:22.759
<v Speaker 1>And then I get mad at myself when I'm like, no, fuck.

1:18:22.640 --> 1:18:24.479
<v Speaker 3>That, you can eat whatever you want. What do you even?

1:18:24.840 --> 1:18:25.439
<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean?

1:18:25.479 --> 1:18:28.280
<v Speaker 1>And then I have this internal back and forth about it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my issue is I find myself in these sort

1:18:31.160 --> 1:18:34.760
<v Speaker 1>of internal wars with like watermelon and chicken and all

1:18:34.800 --> 1:18:39.519
<v Speaker 1>these different things that are associated with blackness that I

1:18:39.560 --> 1:18:42.720
<v Speaker 1>truly fucking love but feel like I have to like

1:18:42.840 --> 1:18:47.120
<v Speaker 1>be be shy with as a demonstration of my my

1:18:47.320 --> 1:18:51.240
<v Speaker 1>knowledge of the It's like, fuck, man, it was like freeing.

1:18:51.360 --> 1:18:55.639
<v Speaker 3>That's what's so insidious about like microaggressions. That's like, seriously,

1:18:55.960 --> 1:18:57.880
<v Speaker 3>that's the shit that will kill you, bro. It's like

1:18:58.640 --> 1:19:01.200
<v Speaker 3>I haven't I've had a lot less white people ever

1:19:01.560 --> 1:19:03.519
<v Speaker 3>come up to my face and call me a nigger,

1:19:03.600 --> 1:19:06.599
<v Speaker 3>but I've got a lot of them saying, oh, watermelon home.

1:19:08.720 --> 1:19:09.360
<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean?

1:19:09.439 --> 1:19:11.599
<v Speaker 3>That's the ship that like, that's the ship that makes

1:19:11.800 --> 1:19:14.840
<v Speaker 3>And then your reaction to that, whether it's because it

1:19:14.960 --> 1:19:17.639
<v Speaker 3>is visceral, and your reaction to that often in your

1:19:17.640 --> 1:19:18.960
<v Speaker 3>head you're like I want to kill this dude, I

1:19:19.000 --> 1:19:21.799
<v Speaker 3>knock your head off, And then you feel crazy about

1:19:21.800 --> 1:19:24.120
<v Speaker 3>eating a fruit. And those are the things that like

1:19:24.280 --> 1:19:28.080
<v Speaker 3>do over time, really really wear you down.

1:19:28.160 --> 1:19:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, that's one hundred percent right. Uh that said

1:19:31.560 --> 1:19:32.800
<v Speaker 1>this leg thing would be.

1:19:32.720 --> 1:19:34.000
<v Speaker 3>Fucking yeah, it would be disaster.

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<v Speaker 1>So keep your watermelon jokes, folks. Yeah, they're safe here.

1:19:40.120 --> 1:19:46.280
<v Speaker 1>Our legs are the same as yours. All right.

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<v Speaker 3>Was that the last one?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that was the last one. We're gonna move

1:19:49.560 --> 1:19:52.479
<v Speaker 1>on to our last conspiracy. Yeah, we have one more

1:19:52.520 --> 1:19:55.000
<v Speaker 1>conspiracy we want to cover with you guys. This is

1:19:55.040 --> 1:19:56.920
<v Speaker 1>a fun one. Yeah, this is a good way to

1:19:56.960 --> 1:19:58.960
<v Speaker 1>go out. Yeah. I think this will be really fun.

1:19:59.040 --> 1:20:01.639
<v Speaker 1>And and you know, we'll talk to you guys, we'll

1:20:01.640 --> 1:20:03.800
<v Speaker 1>talk to some ship. We'll see how it goes. My

1:20:03.920 --> 1:20:10.080
<v Speaker 1>mama told me Barack Obama was not the first black president.

1:20:10.280 --> 1:20:14.160
<v Speaker 3>Come on, come on, baby. Also, I love him smoking.

1:20:15.640 --> 1:20:18.400
<v Speaker 3>I love it. I love it so much. He's got

1:20:18.400 --> 1:20:26.599
<v Speaker 3>that Langston ford on. That's what I think you look

1:20:26.720 --> 1:20:28.440
<v Speaker 3>like withs.

1:20:27.760 --> 1:20:32.520
<v Speaker 1>Not not the door I have. It's a little embarrassing.

1:20:33.560 --> 1:20:37.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what color that ribbon is, but that

1:20:37.880 --> 1:20:40.479
<v Speaker 1>might be that might be identical to the one that

1:20:40.600 --> 1:20:41.000
<v Speaker 1>I had.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck, So, I mean, I don't know too much about

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<v Speaker 3>this one. Like laid out, if he was not the

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<v Speaker 3>first black do you mean he was not and that

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<v Speaker 3>there was another president or who's black or he was

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<v Speaker 3>not in that he's actually a Pacific Islanders.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, let's be clear. I am not

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<v Speaker 1>accusing Barack Obama of not being a black person. This

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<v Speaker 1>conspiracy theory is actually born from a fair amount of

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<v Speaker 1>historical evidence that says that there were up to six

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<v Speaker 1>or seven other black or presidents with black lineage, right

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<v Speaker 1>that like either a parent or a grandparent was of

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<v Speaker 1>black of African descent. Okay, and and they just simply

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<v Speaker 1>were white passing people who then opted to identify Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's not like you just had a feeling about it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not like, man, though, did you ever see Miller

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<v Speaker 3>Fillmore Frochick was?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it, Taff was at the band. It was in

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<v Speaker 1>the band at Alabama A and m yeah is just

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<v Speaker 1>marching funny.

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<v Speaker 3>We bring up Tapped a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was funny. He's the funniest one.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, yeah, I think, yeah, I think so.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, no, there there are a few of them

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<v Speaker 1>on the list, and I should have brought the list

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<v Speaker 1>up earlier. But but Abraham Lincoln is one that they accused.

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<v Speaker 1>Was tall. They say Abraham Lincoln, I believe his his

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<v Speaker 1>mother or his grandmother may have been a black woman. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew Jackson is on the list. If you know anything

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<v Speaker 1>about he is literally maybe one of the most like yeah, uh.

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<v Speaker 1>He apparently had Native American blood and some of the

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<v Speaker 1>Native American lineage was connected to like black intermixing. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a bunch of them on the list that that

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<v Speaker 1>apparently all have like black family members and ship. It's

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<v Speaker 1>interesting because it's like I think it becomes this thing

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<v Speaker 1>of like what to me?

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<v Speaker 3>To me, the big question with this is like what

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<v Speaker 3>constitutes because like physically is one thing, but like are

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<v Speaker 3>these people who were culturally not white?

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<v Speaker 1>And then it kind of came out and hit it

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<v Speaker 1>for advancement. Well that's the hard part, right, is like

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<v Speaker 1>what we're talking about is the difference between someone who

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<v Speaker 1>who It's it's the plus y versus ferguson. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>one dropped rule of the ship. Right. It's like, if

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<v Speaker 1>you do not connect with any of this black culture,

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<v Speaker 1>any of like the lineage, does that then still allow

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<v Speaker 1>you the space to identify as a black person? Or

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<v Speaker 1>are you what you say you are? You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? Like Eminem said, don't I don't like that

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<v Speaker 1>I am whatever, you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Not finishing that. I mean, yeah, that's that's a hard

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<v Speaker 3>one because it's like I don't don't want to slander

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<v Speaker 3>any ray.

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<v Speaker 1>Be careful counselors, dread careful.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I mean, I definitely get the feeling that, like

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<v Speaker 3>the idea of what the black president meant is so

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<v Speaker 3>important that if there were people who denied it it

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<v Speaker 3>kind of that's kind of inconsequential to me, Like it

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<v Speaker 3>feels like the first person to be it and have

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<v Speaker 3>stood on it is like that's what's important. Like if

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<v Speaker 3>there was a guy who was just like he's like,

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<v Speaker 3>don't tell anybody, my grandma could cook, you know what

1:24:40.240 --> 1:24:44.920
<v Speaker 3>I mean? All Right, Like that's fine, but that doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>help us out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>So I guess I guess what I feel is like

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<v Speaker 3>if there was another one, it doesn't matter if he

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't with that shit, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, I do think he's especially in the error

1:24:59.080 --> 1:25:02.759
<v Speaker 1>we live in now, where we are pushing towards allowing

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<v Speaker 1>people to fully choose their own identities as they see

1:25:07.840 --> 1:25:10.680
<v Speaker 1>it and feel it, I think it'd be absurd to

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<v Speaker 1>be like, nah, but Andrew Jackson, you gotta be a niggle,

1:25:13.960 --> 1:25:16.920
<v Speaker 1>like that's that's crazy. If he's like, no, I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>white devil, true here and true so white.

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<v Speaker 3>They put him on money, yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like and I was mean, mean, I'm gonna prove

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<v Speaker 1>to you, Like if he was black, he hated it.

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<v Speaker 3>He fun Do we want that?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so, certainly, not not the way that

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<v Speaker 1>he was doing it, And so I wonder if it's

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<v Speaker 1>even worth it to try to force it onto these people.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how I feel. I mean, I think that it's

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<v Speaker 3>so beautiful. That's so what was so great about Obama

1:25:44.360 --> 1:25:48.400
<v Speaker 3>is like, man, regardless of what you feel about policy

1:25:48.479 --> 1:25:51.280
<v Speaker 3>and things like that, you remember how you felt when

1:25:51.320 --> 1:25:55.080
<v Speaker 3>that happened, right Like that was like, well truly I

1:25:55.120 --> 1:25:58.479
<v Speaker 3>get like, I like feel it. Just talking about this

1:25:58.560 --> 1:26:00.519
<v Speaker 3>is one of the best days of my entire life.

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<v Speaker 3>Like my mom called me and was like crying and

1:26:04.160 --> 1:26:06.400
<v Speaker 3>was like we did it and we're immigrants. You know

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<v Speaker 3>we're not, you know what I mean? So like for

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<v Speaker 3>someone to have been black and not have acknowledged it,

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<v Speaker 3>you ain't. He ain't shipped to me like Obama's the first.

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<v Speaker 1>One, you know what I mean. That's how I feel

1:26:17.400 --> 1:26:19.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm with that guy. I found the list.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh and and it ranges from Thomas Jefferson apparently was

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<v Speaker 1>was also accused of being mixed race. Abraham Lincoln, Calvin

1:26:29.120 --> 1:26:33.840
<v Speaker 1>Coolidge accused makes it feel warm. Yeah, I didn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't love that either. I felt some whispers in the cloud.

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<v Speaker 1>I did, he say, accused. I didn't like it either, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>I fucked up up to at all. But if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a dog, he's uh Warren Hall Arding, Dwight Eisenhower, and

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest shaker being Andrew Jackson. Uh. And Additionally, this

1:27:06.640 --> 1:27:09.400
<v Speaker 1>is the part that I actually forgot, is that, uh,

1:27:10.080 --> 1:27:12.479
<v Speaker 1>part of what they actually said and they found all

1:27:12.520 --> 1:27:14.680
<v Speaker 1>of this ship is that Abraham Lincoln, when he was

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<v Speaker 1>running for president, part of the the like the anti

1:27:18.880 --> 1:27:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Lincoln campaign that the other like presidential people were putting

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<v Speaker 1>together that I guess that then the Democratic Party was

1:27:26.120 --> 1:27:32.240
<v Speaker 1>putting together was calling him a secret black dude, as

1:27:32.400 --> 1:27:34.599
<v Speaker 1>he's not just a nigger lover, he's like.

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<v Speaker 3>They were putting that on posters.

1:27:36.840 --> 1:27:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, could you imagine the commercials.

1:27:42.400 --> 1:27:44.240
<v Speaker 3>Abe Lincoln likes cool In.

1:27:44.320 --> 1:27:52.280
<v Speaker 1>Again, Abraham Lincoln says he doesn't party, but he's lying.

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<v Speaker 3>We saw him do the electrics.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they said that. Oh yeah. They basically were making

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<v Speaker 1>fun of how like sort of distinctly African Nis. His

1:28:07.760 --> 1:28:10.640
<v Speaker 1>features were that, like he was tall and yeah, I

1:28:10.640 --> 1:28:13.479
<v Speaker 1>guess had like a wider nose. And that's part of

1:28:13.479 --> 1:28:16.000
<v Speaker 1>what they say. Reason he wore the top hat all

1:28:16.040 --> 1:28:18.640
<v Speaker 1>the time is because his hair was thicker than we

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<v Speaker 1>think it is. And a lot of like the the

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<v Speaker 1>the depictions of Abraham Lincoln and all of these presidents

1:28:25.479 --> 1:28:28.760
<v Speaker 1>have been whitened for our for the benefit of the

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<v Speaker 1>story that history wants to tell.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I do believe that, right, they're knowing to

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<v Speaker 3>We're talking about Jesus. They do that, So, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I that is possible. And to think about somebody like Lincoln,

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<v Speaker 3>it does change my stance a little bit in that,

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<v Speaker 3>Like if he did that shit under and he was

1:28:46.439 --> 1:28:52.200
<v Speaker 3>undercover black the whole time, that's pretty amazing, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>And they say his mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Was Ethiopian, so he was like black black, all right, relaxed,

1:29:00.760 --> 1:29:04.000
<v Speaker 1>he wasn't from like Georgia she was. She was from

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<v Speaker 1>the Motherland.

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<v Speaker 3>Calmed down, all right, you getting all right?

1:29:13.200 --> 1:29:16.240
<v Speaker 1>He said, black black, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>In those cas didn't you. Yeah, I mean it's definitely interesting, right,

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<v Speaker 3>but I think I still, ultimately I feel the way

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<v Speaker 3>I feel. I think that like, unless you were like

1:29:28.960 --> 1:29:32.599
<v Speaker 3>some kind of secret agent really working for us, if

1:29:32.640 --> 1:29:34.960
<v Speaker 3>you didn't stand on it, I really don't care.

1:29:35.280 --> 1:29:37.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that's fair. I do think. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously we shouldn't discredit the way that history manipulates our

1:29:41.880 --> 1:29:45.960
<v Speaker 1>understanding of truth, right that, Like Frederick Douglass is a

1:29:45.960 --> 1:29:49.960
<v Speaker 1>great example of somebody who was biracial, right, he was mixed,

1:29:50.280 --> 1:29:56.120
<v Speaker 1>but history he's one of your They they've redrawn him

1:29:56.160 --> 1:30:00.320
<v Speaker 1>and sort of redepicted him as a very dark, sort

1:30:00.360 --> 1:30:03.400
<v Speaker 1>of like ethnic looking man for the benefit of telling

1:30:04.000 --> 1:30:07.360
<v Speaker 1>a certain type of story because him as this lighter,

1:30:07.520 --> 1:30:10.479
<v Speaker 1>sort of like fairer version of himself may not have

1:30:10.600 --> 1:30:12.880
<v Speaker 1>been the heroic story that they want it to be.

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<v Speaker 3>And so.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks big dog. That does happen, but it doesn't necessarily

1:30:21.160 --> 1:30:25.960
<v Speaker 1>change what that person wants to see for themselves. And ultimately,

1:30:26.520 --> 1:30:31.280
<v Speaker 1>Andrew Jackson or Calvin Coolidge or Dwight Eisenhower not wanting

1:30:31.320 --> 1:30:33.880
<v Speaker 1>to be a part of the black community does not

1:30:34.080 --> 1:30:36.240
<v Speaker 1>benefit the black community, you know.

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<v Speaker 16>What I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need Terry creuz anymore. I've been saying, he

1:30:43.320 --> 1:30:46.519
<v Speaker 1>don't want to be here. Y'all can have him. We

1:30:46.560 --> 1:30:49.479
<v Speaker 1>don't need to fight for these motherfuckers. I think I agree.

1:30:49.680 --> 1:30:54.479
<v Speaker 1>I think that's I think that's great. Do we did

1:30:54.800 --> 1:30:55.920
<v Speaker 1>I think we did a y'all.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I thought we were gonna get a lot more

1:31:00.760 --> 1:31:01.840
<v Speaker 3>jokes off than that one.

1:31:02.000 --> 1:31:02.200
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I started getting feeling like a little bit about Obama.

1:31:06.520 --> 1:31:08.800
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I was saying, relaxed to you, but

1:31:08.880 --> 1:31:09.559
<v Speaker 3>in my house.

1:31:11.080 --> 1:31:12.360
<v Speaker 1>Come on, he did too much.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, come on, don't show him nothing before.

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<v Speaker 1>We leave this evening. We do want we do this

1:31:18.400 --> 1:31:20.679
<v Speaker 1>with every show. We'd like to open up for any

1:31:20.760 --> 1:31:26.559
<v Speaker 1>questions you guys might have any concerns, thoughts, opinions. You

1:31:26.600 --> 1:31:31.560
<v Speaker 1>want to share stories, Brittany, you want to retell uh,

1:31:31.760 --> 1:31:33.840
<v Speaker 1>We're open and interested in all of it. We just

1:31:33.840 --> 1:31:35.880
<v Speaker 1>want to talk to you guys. If there's anything you

1:31:35.920 --> 1:31:38.519
<v Speaker 1>have to say, we're happy to hear it. And if

1:31:38.520 --> 1:31:40.560
<v Speaker 1>there's nothing. This is terribly embarrassing.

1:31:40.680 --> 1:31:42.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this one hurts because we're really out on the

1:31:42.920 --> 1:31:43.360
<v Speaker 3>limbit here.

1:31:43.479 --> 1:31:46.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we made ourselves vulnerable and you don't give us ship.

1:31:48.520 --> 1:31:53.040
<v Speaker 1>All right. Damn, that was the first time yeah, this

1:31:53.080 --> 1:31:55.600
<v Speaker 1>has never happened before. We had to We always have

1:31:55.680 --> 1:31:59.000
<v Speaker 1>to end early. Yeah, the question people questions you guys

1:31:59.040 --> 1:32:01.120
<v Speaker 1>are like, please just let me go back to them

1:32:01.200 --> 1:32:06.800
<v Speaker 1>bugs outside feels safe. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 10>My mom always says, left hand is it she's gonna

1:32:10.360 --> 1:32:13.639
<v Speaker 10>lose money, the right hand gonna get money. I don't

1:32:13.640 --> 1:32:17.679
<v Speaker 10>know if that's every time in my life my left

1:32:17.680 --> 1:32:19.559
<v Speaker 10>hands lose some money.

1:32:19.840 --> 1:32:22.160
<v Speaker 1>And whether that's true or not, whenever.

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<v Speaker 10>My hands start itching, start thinking into some money or

1:32:25.680 --> 1:32:27.320
<v Speaker 10>about to lose some money or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>So have you ever heard that before? I think, if

1:32:29.120 --> 1:32:33.360
<v Speaker 1>you're itchy, you're gonna lose some money.

1:32:32.439 --> 1:32:35.000
<v Speaker 3>And maybe relaxed on the masturbation of it.

1:32:38.120 --> 1:32:41.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think I have. We have heard that. We've

1:32:41.960 --> 1:32:45.720
<v Speaker 1>addressed it, I think fairly recently, or maybe we haven't

1:32:45.760 --> 1:32:48.760
<v Speaker 1>talked about it. Yeah, Punky talked about it. Although Punky,

1:32:48.960 --> 1:32:53.160
<v Speaker 1>Punky Johnson, very funny comedian, talked about her titty being

1:32:53.240 --> 1:32:58.760
<v Speaker 1>itchy and that's that's somebody's cheating on you.

1:32:58.920 --> 1:32:59.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So and then I'm seeing people tap each other like

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<v Speaker 1>I told you, is that something you've said before? Okay,

1:33:08.800 --> 1:33:13.800
<v Speaker 1>all right, oh you're titty itches now? She said, yeah, no,

1:33:13.840 --> 1:33:18.840
<v Speaker 1>it's very itchy. Yeah, no, I've heard it, and it

1:33:18.920 --> 1:33:22.040
<v Speaker 1>does there is some logic to it, right that, like,

1:33:22.080 --> 1:33:26.160
<v Speaker 1>if you're feeling these sort of like physical reactions, it is.

1:33:26.320 --> 1:33:29.280
<v Speaker 1>I think we don't give human beings enough credit for

1:33:29.320 --> 1:33:33.080
<v Speaker 1>how intuitive we are. Like that, there's a lot of

1:33:33.120 --> 1:33:35.559
<v Speaker 1>things we're aware of in the world that we don't

1:33:35.600 --> 1:33:38.720
<v Speaker 1>realize that our body is just having these reactions to.

1:33:39.200 --> 1:33:43.040
<v Speaker 1>And I think sometimes itchiness, discomfort sort of like these

1:33:43.080 --> 1:33:47.560
<v Speaker 1>aches and pains that we have are related to larger societal,

1:33:47.760 --> 1:33:51.400
<v Speaker 1>personal social issues that we're also facing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think definitely you did great. Fuck? Yeah, thanks?

1:33:57.240 --> 1:33:57.920
<v Speaker 3>One question?

1:33:58.640 --> 1:34:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, please? All right, So this is kind of

1:34:01.720 --> 1:34:04.559
<v Speaker 1>a hotel me question. I'm not a hotel brothers.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, this is the safe.

1:34:06.120 --> 1:34:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't run from it. Yeah, literally, be who you are, king, Yeah,

1:34:11.960 --> 1:34:15.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonaive West African? All right, So what I believe

1:34:15.360 --> 1:34:18.360
<v Speaker 1>in West African? You believe in West African? No?

1:34:19.680 --> 1:34:22.439
<v Speaker 3>Oh, me too, mine too.

1:34:23.600 --> 1:34:26.439
<v Speaker 1>You're saying you're saying you don't believe that Israel is

1:34:26.479 --> 1:34:27.400
<v Speaker 1>your proper home.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't feel like we're a lost tribe. Brother, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>the only one that doesn't. Wow, Oh, you're the one Okay,

1:34:36.960 --> 1:34:41.120
<v Speaker 3>you're that weird nigga, like you know, Jack, do.

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<v Speaker 1>You keep talking about he's from Africa, that nigga weird

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<v Speaker 1>actually even gets weird because they even believe that some

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<v Speaker 1>Africans are huge.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, are you? We're in a not gooing beef with

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<v Speaker 3>the black Hebrew Israelites. You have to tell us if

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<v Speaker 3>you're one. All right, I got scared, bro, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>kill us.

1:35:06.680 --> 1:35:12.759
<v Speaker 1>But they're not. They're not. Okay, So so what is what?

1:35:12.760 --> 1:35:15.800
<v Speaker 1>What question do you have not being a member of

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<v Speaker 1>your family's tribe? Sop? Question is you know how they

1:35:22.360 --> 1:35:31.599
<v Speaker 1>say that? We get it? Man, I'm not a cop,

1:35:36.120 --> 1:35:40.720
<v Speaker 1>so we know white people used to. Yeah. No, they've

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<v Speaker 1>chilled out back in the day, right, So what if

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<v Speaker 1>we can't find like mummy whoa.

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<v Speaker 3>No, thank you for doing that here. I truly don't

1:36:00.800 --> 1:36:03.960
<v Speaker 3>even know where to start with that. What if there's

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<v Speaker 3>no black mommies because they snorted them all like at

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<v Speaker 3>a party, they used whatever, but only the black ones

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<v Speaker 3>the only ones that damn you're using quotations a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh hey man, no, no, no, thank you for your question.

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<v Speaker 3>Question.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say this. We did an episode where we talked

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<v Speaker 1>about how many things are stolen from the continent that

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<v Speaker 1>that have now become artifacts in other places that that

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<v Speaker 1>will never be returned in all likelihood and certainly are

1:37:00.720 --> 1:37:02.920
<v Speaker 1>if they are returned, they are not going to be

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<v Speaker 1>returned under any of the circumstances that would benefit the

1:37:06.520 --> 1:37:10.519
<v Speaker 1>people they were taken from, right, and included in some

1:37:10.680 --> 1:37:14.960
<v Speaker 1>of that were physical body parts. There are like stolen

1:37:15.320 --> 1:37:20.840
<v Speaker 1>heads of African rulers and leaders and thinkers that like

1:37:20.920 --> 1:37:25.000
<v Speaker 1>are sitting in fucking museums and down in basements of

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<v Speaker 1>like European countries that decided, like, yo, that's our head now,

1:37:28.920 --> 1:37:30.760
<v Speaker 1>and we're just gonna keep it because we chopped it

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<v Speaker 1>up and that's ours. So it is not beyond belief

1:37:35.880 --> 1:37:41.879
<v Speaker 1>that that body parts and fucking biological pieces are stolen

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<v Speaker 1>and used. That said, snorting a whole nigga see, seems

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<v Speaker 1>like a bit of a stretch. That's where I started

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<v Speaker 1>to go. I don't know do coke. I ain't never

1:38:00.160 --> 1:38:02.559
<v Speaker 1>did coke, but but it seems like there you're not

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<v Speaker 1>doing that much of it in a night, you know

1:38:05.400 --> 1:38:09.400
<v Speaker 1>what I mean? Like that's a lot of fucking coke. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's good. I have nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>You really killed it. I don't think I could have.

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<v Speaker 1>Beat that, all right? Okay, maybe have you ever been

1:38:19.680 --> 1:38:23.799
<v Speaker 1>to a party. Have you ever been to a party

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<v Speaker 1>where they they snorted a kyrie irvings worth of person

1:38:30.479 --> 1:38:37.519
<v Speaker 1>or cocaine anything? Really? Yeah, okay, that's fair. I yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I I don't necessarily know that. I believe that they

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<v Speaker 1>snorted up all the black mummies. I do believe that that.

1:38:45.040 --> 1:38:47.280
<v Speaker 1>I do believe you when I when you say that

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<v Speaker 1>they probably did grind up a tow or two and

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<v Speaker 1>and just to see what it what that does?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

1:38:55.040 --> 1:38:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Like we we for I think currently even today it's

1:38:58.160 --> 1:39:01.280
<v Speaker 1>still illegal, but it still happened. They grind up rhino

1:39:01.400 --> 1:39:05.080
<v Speaker 1>horn and fucking elephants parts and ship and tell you

1:39:05.120 --> 1:39:07.680
<v Speaker 1>that that's how they'll make you a dick bigger, make

1:39:07.720 --> 1:39:09.600
<v Speaker 1>you last longer in the bed. There's a lot of

1:39:09.680 --> 1:39:12.559
<v Speaker 1>crazy ship that people do all over the world. So

1:39:12.600 --> 1:39:15.040
<v Speaker 1>it's not beyond belief that you would snore a mummy.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't think you're getting a whole mummy down.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh that that seems a little ubsurd quantity wise, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>hell yeah? Anybody anybody else? Yes, please? If black people did.

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<v Speaker 9>Have an extra muscle, do you think they will let

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<v Speaker 9>people who use steroids for other players.

1:39:34.120 --> 1:39:39.880
<v Speaker 1>That weren't people whoa I don't know if we have

1:39:39.920 --> 1:39:49.439
<v Speaker 1>a technology for thigh in plants yet. I mean an mmmm,

1:39:50.080 --> 1:39:51.680
<v Speaker 1>but isn't it only aesthetic?

1:39:52.080 --> 1:39:56.080
<v Speaker 3>Like you're talking about actually putting an extra muscle for function, right,

1:39:56.200 --> 1:39:57.160
<v Speaker 3>not for form?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know that.

1:39:58.800 --> 1:40:01.719
<v Speaker 3>I'm not a doctor. Also, I'm like a sebi.

1:40:04.760 --> 1:40:06.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm like a sebi out of ten.

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<v Speaker 17>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I I do think I struggle with

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<v Speaker 17>I agree with David.

1:40:28.960 --> 1:40:32.400
<v Speaker 1>I think it's more aesthetic than it is functional. But

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<v Speaker 1>I do think that there is a very high chance

1:40:35.160 --> 1:40:37.479
<v Speaker 1>that if black people did have an extra muscle on

1:40:37.560 --> 1:40:40.519
<v Speaker 1>their leg, there would be come an evening out through

1:40:40.680 --> 1:40:45.800
<v Speaker 1>like de medicines and sort of like whatever juices and

1:40:45.920 --> 1:40:46.960
<v Speaker 1>ship to make it so.

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<v Speaker 3>That, yeah, they try to catch up, especially bad.

1:40:50.120 --> 1:41:01.599
<v Speaker 1>Like don't do that to me. You can't. He made

1:41:03.240 --> 1:41:07.760
<v Speaker 1>you asked this question. We didn't come up with this,

1:41:08.760 --> 1:41:10.680
<v Speaker 1>We weren't in the hotel like all right, this is

1:41:10.680 --> 1:41:14.360
<v Speaker 1>what we're gonna do, David. I I definitely think that.

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<v Speaker 1>I also think they will come up. I don't think

1:41:16.320 --> 1:41:19.840
<v Speaker 1>it'll be like biological changes, but I do think I

1:41:19.840 --> 1:41:22.719
<v Speaker 1>could definitely see them doing some Iron Man suit type

1:41:22.760 --> 1:41:24.080
<v Speaker 1>ship with.

1:41:24.600 --> 1:41:28.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, like some type of like yeah implanter.

1:41:29.160 --> 1:41:34.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but like, yeah, what's the remember that that that

1:41:35.000 --> 1:41:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Olympic runner who lost his legs and killed his wife? Yeah,

1:41:42.360 --> 1:41:44.840
<v Speaker 1>story is yeah, yeah, I feel like they would do

1:41:44.920 --> 1:41:49.240
<v Speaker 1>that to their legs, right. They put a little but

1:41:49.360 --> 1:41:53.600
<v Speaker 1>a little boy boying on the bottom and yeah we

1:41:53.640 --> 1:42:01.080
<v Speaker 1>got them by Tracy Tracy Trady, what's his name.

1:42:01.040 --> 1:42:01.879
<v Speaker 3>Tracy mcgre.

1:42:03.680 --> 1:42:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Tracy Morgan gave you. Yeah, this would be a better

1:42:06.080 --> 1:42:07.080
<v Speaker 1>joke if I knew his name.

1:42:07.240 --> 1:42:08.160
<v Speaker 3>No, you're good, you're good.

1:42:08.280 --> 1:42:10.800
<v Speaker 1>No, it's too late, walk away from it. Push that

1:42:10.920 --> 1:42:16.679
<v Speaker 1>ship out. Yeah No, I think they would definitely try

1:42:16.720 --> 1:42:18.720
<v Speaker 1>to even it out. I don't I don't think that

1:42:18.800 --> 1:42:22.760
<v Speaker 1>it would be through biological surgery. So that's that's a

1:42:22.840 --> 1:42:27.439
<v Speaker 1>little bit too much to ask. All right, that's how

1:42:27.479 --> 1:42:30.639
<v Speaker 1>y'all want to end it? Is there another one? Yeah?

1:42:31.800 --> 1:42:42.920
<v Speaker 16>Yeah, hell yeah, only if he's trying to get beat up.

1:42:47.000 --> 1:42:50.519
<v Speaker 1>I think me and you together could do it beat

1:42:50.600 --> 1:42:51.200
<v Speaker 1>up Terry crew.

1:42:51.280 --> 1:42:52.439
<v Speaker 3>I got a bat at the house.

1:42:53.120 --> 1:42:54.639
<v Speaker 1>I got a bat too.

1:42:54.720 --> 1:42:55.280
<v Speaker 3>I think we could.

1:42:55.320 --> 1:42:56.719
<v Speaker 1>I think me and you in two bats.

1:42:56.960 --> 1:42:59.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like we just we can't wait.

1:42:59.320 --> 1:43:01.439
<v Speaker 1>It's like when you no, no, no, we don't.

1:43:01.439 --> 1:43:02.400
<v Speaker 3>Like Hi, I'm terrible.

1:43:02.479 --> 1:43:05.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, we just gotta start swinging right away because

1:43:05.520 --> 1:43:06.920
<v Speaker 1>we got to make it through that muscle.

1:43:07.040 --> 1:43:09.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's as hell. Yeah, that's a big motherfucker.

1:43:11.080 --> 1:43:13.559
<v Speaker 1>And he's got to inner rage that that he's not

1:43:13.720 --> 1:43:15.920
<v Speaker 1>expressing that.

1:43:15.920 --> 1:43:18.719
<v Speaker 3>That's also true. I feel like if he was allowed,

1:43:19.160 --> 1:43:21.519
<v Speaker 3>like if he felt like a lot like in a situation.

1:43:21.680 --> 1:43:24.240
<v Speaker 3>But the point is, yeah, I'm not afraid of him. Yeah,

1:43:24.240 --> 1:43:26.519
<v Speaker 3>come on, Yeah, I think you would do it because

1:43:26.560 --> 1:43:31.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't think we've been very there's no incentive for him.

1:43:31.520 --> 1:43:33.920
<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, I don't think this would benefit Terry Crews

1:43:34.000 --> 1:43:34.759
<v Speaker 1>in any way.

1:43:34.800 --> 1:43:38.000
<v Speaker 3>Like come and come and defend you calling yourself a coop.

1:43:39.400 --> 1:43:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I do think I will say that that Terry Crews,

1:43:43.040 --> 1:43:44.880
<v Speaker 1>and I mean this for a lot of the people

1:43:44.880 --> 1:43:47.600
<v Speaker 1>we make fun of. There is an open invitation for

1:43:47.680 --> 1:43:50.439
<v Speaker 1>all of them. Yeah. We have never once said we

1:43:50.479 --> 1:43:52.560
<v Speaker 1>would not have Terry Crews on the show, and I

1:43:54.040 --> 1:43:57.280
<v Speaker 1>firmly believe that if Terry crew said I'm willing to

1:43:57.320 --> 1:44:01.120
<v Speaker 1>come on the show, we would happily welcome him, and

1:44:01.200 --> 1:44:06.240
<v Speaker 1>we would probably tank our careers in the process. Nothing

1:44:06.280 --> 1:44:09.040
<v Speaker 1>good can come up with for us. Either mid level

1:44:09.040 --> 1:44:16.599
<v Speaker 1>comedians get assaulted by the star of White Chicks, Bro,

1:44:16.720 --> 1:44:19.000
<v Speaker 1>it goes so bad if Terry crews beat our ass,

1:44:19.160 --> 1:44:23.599
<v Speaker 1>bro if he bunks our heads together, Oh no, fuck

1:44:24.200 --> 1:44:26.240
<v Speaker 1>like the Three Stooges, Yo, that's.

1:44:26.120 --> 1:44:30.200
<v Speaker 3>What he would do too. Yeah he does that nose thing.

1:44:30.640 --> 1:44:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah No, I'm not the big monkey, motherfucker. Come on,

1:44:35.160 --> 1:44:35.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't care.

1:44:37.160 --> 1:44:37.280
<v Speaker 6>What.

1:44:37.439 --> 1:44:41.040
<v Speaker 1>He ain't a big old monkey too. That's not a

1:44:41.160 --> 1:44:45.599
<v Speaker 1>racial thing that nigga's a big old monkey, all right,

1:44:45.720 --> 1:44:46.760
<v Speaker 1>agree to disagree.

1:44:48.640 --> 1:44:50.400
<v Speaker 3>I want that to be the last joke you made

1:44:50.439 --> 1:44:51.080
<v Speaker 3>on this tour.

1:44:54.920 --> 1:44:57.200
<v Speaker 1>I think we did it. Everybody, Thank you so much

1:44:57.240 --> 1:45:00.519
<v Speaker 1>for being here. Yeah, we're gonna be in the back.

1:45:00.600 --> 1:45:03.080
<v Speaker 1>If you want to say hi, take pictures. Oh, we

1:45:03.160 --> 1:45:07.080
<v Speaker 1>got four hats, but we've been selling hats on the tour.

1:45:07.200 --> 1:45:09.600
<v Speaker 1>There are there are I believe four or five of

1:45:09.640 --> 1:45:12.200
<v Speaker 1>them left. Uh So, if you want to hat, come

1:45:12.240 --> 1:45:14.160
<v Speaker 1>holler at us, and we're happy to sell you the

1:45:14.200 --> 1:45:16.880
<v Speaker 1>remaining ones that we have. But more importantly, if you

1:45:16.960 --> 1:45:19.040
<v Speaker 1>just want to say hi, if you want to tell

1:45:19.120 --> 1:45:21.799
<v Speaker 1>us your ship, if you just want to take a picture,

1:45:22.080 --> 1:45:23.920
<v Speaker 1>we'd love to do that. We we want to meet

1:45:24.240 --> 1:45:27.280
<v Speaker 1>and greet everybody who wants that. So come see us,

1:45:27.280 --> 1:45:30.000
<v Speaker 1>come holler at us, and and thank you for being here.

1:45:33.720 --> 1:45:40.280
<v Speaker 1>I good, and you sing good and oh bye.

1:45:40.280 --> 1:46:01.759
<v Speaker 18>Bitch as racist hosting money, she's defending turkey stuffing.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't help me nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>H