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Speaker 2: You knew we were here the whole time. There was

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Speaker 1: There it is, there it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 3: black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove that Neo has a

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Speaker 1: vault filled with so many for doras that he can

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Speaker 3: Oh, I like that. I like I have a question

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's okay, shut up, don't do that. They

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Speaker 1: care about Yeah, you guys, David, not him. Let it

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Speaker 1: happened to Langston, you know that start.

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Speaker 3: I'm the when they cut out of pictures. My question

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Speaker 3: I knew it. I knew it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had one of those straw fedoras, you know,

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Speaker 1: I feel like it was it was like one of

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Speaker 3: Oh man, you get that a little cracking a vanilla coke,

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Speaker 3: that's the night.

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Speaker 3: You never did a fa of course, not whoa bro?

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Speaker 3: When did you see a bat guy in the door? Fedora?

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Speaker 3: You were like cool?

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Speaker 1: Even in O eight you were still like brother, no

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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, he stepped into his culture. Yeah

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Speaker 3: Dude with a Fedora also has a Mountain Deuke code

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Speaker 3: red somewhere. Yeah, that's not like that great, no offense

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Speaker 1: If that's you guys out there. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: What the fuck is up with these bugs? Man? Do

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Speaker 3: It's a lot of bugs.

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Speaker 1: You could have told us y'all had roaches before you

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Speaker 3: Just remember this was on you. It's your actions.

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Speaker 1: The way that this podcast works is David and I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so the the the conversation at hand, My mama

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Speaker 3: Because he said they killed doctor Sebbe he was teaching health. Like, yeah, so,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know not to trust any doctor endorsed by rappers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you get too thick, you get just get ass.

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Speaker 3: It's not it's the trajectory. You're building yourself up for

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Speaker 1: We could get snatched. Yah, come on, bring my ways then, yo?

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Speaker 3: them right away. You referenced this a couple of times. Yeah, no, dog,

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Speaker 3: I don't like them, but you don't have like biz marquis.

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Speaker 3: I'm not as familiar with biz marquees. Nipples don't do

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Speaker 3: I didn't. I'm gonna I'm gonna google it. Keep talking.

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing I just so. Yeah, you think it's

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Speaker 1: Biz marks nipples. Biz markis nipples from the bottom, biz

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Speaker 1: Marque's nipples from the top.

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Speaker 3: Well, you gotta see him from the side. That's the

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Speaker 3: can we Yeah, you can connect to my hotspot.

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Speaker 1: And that's what and that's why I don't I like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like if you if you give us real

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Speaker 1: I don't disagree with that. There are plenty of examples

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Speaker 3: White people are bad. We'll get to that yard. That's

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Speaker 1: Is is maybe if white people weren't being so mean

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00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,439
Speaker 1: about healthcare in the first place, we wouldn't have to

434
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 1: turn to doctor Sebby for those magic vegetables he's offering.

435
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 3: That was good, Thanks, dog, that was a really good summer.

436
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 6: Yeah.

437
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 1: I'm still feeling bad for hanging you out to dry

438
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 1: on that beans. Press a good button, we'll sell I

439
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 1: got you, baby, I'd rather check myself before I wrecked myself. Yeah,

440
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 1: you can unblugg it.

441
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 3: All right. That was good?

442
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got it? Okay. I think that's that you

443
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 1: feel warm. Right, We did the thing. You guys don't

444
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: understand where we're you know how this thing works. We've

445
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: been playing this really fun game.

446
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 3: This is the best.

447
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 1: This is our favorite game that we've been playing on

448
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,879
Speaker 1: the road. Is a brand new game that it that

449
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 1: is strictly has been built for the road. So none

450
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: of you have ever heard of it, which is exciting,

451
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: But it's a brand new game called Quid pro quo.

452
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 7: Ho.

453
00:26:49,560 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 1: I'll let you soak that in Joe finger licking Biden Baby.

454
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: I'd wear a new I wear a newport outfit. Yeah,

455
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 1: I think you gotta wear one at a time. As

456
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: a problem, it's like the top or the bottom, you

457
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: can't go out. That's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot

458
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 1: to put on people. I like how the p line's

459
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: up next to your penis. So the way this game works,

460
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: and it is going to require some participation from you, guys. Uh.

461
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: The way that this game is going to work is

462
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,919
Speaker 1: we actually are going to ask an audience member, multiple

463
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: audience members, to come on stage and play a game

464
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 1: where we are going to introduce to you some beautiful

465
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: possibilities for the world, some hopeful ship that might happen

466
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,919
Speaker 1: out in the world. But each of these possibilities comes

467
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: with a condition, something that maybe you would not want

468
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: to see happen in the world. And it is your

469
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: job to decide whether you are willing to take on

470
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 1: that possibility or the condition is too much to ask.

471
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 3: Yes, that's great.

472
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I fucked it up last night.

473
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 3: I wasn't even gonna bring it up.

474
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,439
Speaker 1: So with that in mind, or if you understand the

475
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 1: game and if you're you're willing to participate, are there

476
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 1: any I see a hand shooting up in the back already?

477
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: Are there people that want to participate? Yeah? In the back?

478
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 3: Fuck?

479
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on up? Yeah all right, yeah don't yeah,

480
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 1: give it up. Yeah I don't know. Yeah, fuck yeah, you.

481
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 3: Didn't get that microphone right there? There we go.

482
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 1: Hey, it's bright. Yeah, you gotta get used to that. Yeah,

483
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 1: what's your name? Like?

484
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 8: Hooray?

485
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you for doing that.

486
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: Yes, deray. We are going to to put it up

487
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: on the screen. So as long as you can see

488
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: that and you can see us, then you're good. Here's

489
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 1: your here's your possibility. Here's your first quid pro quo ho.

490
00:28:55,760 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: Cardi B punches DJ Academic square in his Cardi B. Yes, yeah, well.

491
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 3: There's there's a butt.

492
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: No it's not.

493
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 3: It is her versus him technically, but it's like a

494
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 3: world where she beats the ship out of Academics.

495
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 1: We finally get to see him beat up and Cardi

496
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: B is the one to do it. But Taraji B

497
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: Jnsen is a hardcore Republican. Now, this one is difficult.

498
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: That's pretty tough. Take your time.

499
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 3: We gotta take back and that's come on, Taraji, that's

500
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 3: the best cry.

501
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 1: In the game.

502
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 3: Come on, you see baby boy. She's crying for like

503
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 3: forty five minutes. BT won't let me stop watching it.

504
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 8: Auntie Taragi.

505
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, is now a very hardcore Republican and she's vocal

506
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, it isn't like that the rock ship

507
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: where he keeps it a secret?

508
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 8: Is she? Is she a Trump Republican?

509
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: Or the which one? Which one do you hate the most?

510
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: She's that?

511
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 8: Okay?

512
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 3: But okay, we get to see Cardi b fuck up

513
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 3: DJ academics. Yes, yeah, man, quite possibly the only other

514
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 3: man on earth with bismarcky nipples.

515
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 8: Please don't pull any more male nipples.

516
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: We should look up. We gotta look up, DJ, Yeah,

517
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 1: we should. We got just to see if maybe that's

518
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: already out there.

519
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 8: Okay.

520
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 7: Question clarifying question for you and or the crowd. The

521
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 7: beatdown that Cardi puts on Academics is Academics rendered unable

522
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 7: to walk or talk for the rest of his life.

523
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, whoa we wanting to catch an ass whooper

524
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 3: not getting maimed?

525
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: Whoa get real psychopath? Yeah? Deray like hoay, I.

526
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 7: Just want to know how severe, Like is she walking

527
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 7: out with another nott on her head? Or is he

528
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 7: walking out on a street?

529
00:30:59,160 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 6: No?

530
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 3: No, no, she works him good like everybody's dog.

531
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: Wak okay, okay, you's got.

532
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 3: A dog and everybody you don't get it.

533
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: You don't get a single hiten. No, he tries and

534
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: it's like and it's fair. He's that kind of guy.

535
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: He would fight her, Yeah, he would fight and we

536
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 1: can't have that. She snuffs him.

537
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 8: We can't have that.

538
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 7: Now, if you would have said Tory Lanez or someone

539
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 7: else that would have been I think about.

540
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 1: Him academic puts in the world. It's awful to We

541
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: can't beat up somewhere already.

542
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 7: We can't lose Taraji. We already lost that other woman

543
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 7: whose name I will not say, yes, but we can't

544
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 7: never had Auntie. We can't lose her.

545
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: There was no Auntie.

546
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 7: And I know there are other like shooters in the

547
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 7: street who will catch academics otherwise.

548
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 1: Are they are there? Because he seems to be doing well.

549
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 8: We can't have him beating up Cardi b no.

550
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he doesn't beat it up.

551
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 3: She only that's the only possibility.

552
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 8: But so he don't get no licks.

553
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 3: In no, no at all.

554
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 8: I can't sacrifice.

555
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: I understand, I understand fair enough.

556
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 8: Okay, thank you, thank you, everybody.

557
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 9: Thank you.

558
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 3: Now Langston, where do you stand on that?

559
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: I I think, if I'm being completely honest, I think

560
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: I live pretty close to where Deray is. I can't.

561
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: Here's the problem. I worry that even if we beat

562
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: up DJ academics, that only makes him more powerful.

563
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 3: Right.

564
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 1: I think that video will objectively go viral, and I

565
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: think he'll find some way to pivot that into more

566
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: opportunity that it doesn't make sense, but somehow I think

567
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: you got to cut off his head like a highlight. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

568
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 1: and you're gonna need a thick knife for that. This

569
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: one is hard for me because, like you know, it's

570
00:32:59,080 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: one of.

571
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 3: My little guilt pleasures. I hate watch a lot of

572
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 3: academics pretty regularly. That's yeah, well I got a lot

573
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 3: of things, so it's not. But so like man seeing

574
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 3: Carti and Cardi would be the best one to do it,

575
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 3: and like it would be great to see him get it,

576
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 3: but you're right. I just I don't think I could.

577
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 3: I just think back. I just close my eyes and

578
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 3: I see like I'm seeing hustle and flow, I'm seeing empire,

579
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 3: and I can't. I don't think I can give it up.

580
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 3: And it's just I love I love watching her cry

581
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 3: so much that like I would not in a weird way.

582
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: That's also one of David's things. No, this guy's sick.

583
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: I do. I love her. I love her personality. She's like,

584
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: she's truly a person I'm thankful for. I think every

585
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: time you hear a story about her, you see an interviewer,

586
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: she's so great that I don't think.

587
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 3: I don't think it's worth it. Yeah, I don't think.

588
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: It's just such a fun lady. She's so fun, and

589
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: you don't want to lose a fun lady to a

590
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: bad politics. Yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not

591
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: worth it, not worth it, But boy would it be nice? Huh?

592
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 3: We could dream?

593
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope all of you lay down to night

594
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: on your pillows and think about DJ Academics getting punched

595
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,760
Speaker 1: in the head multiple times by a lady who makes

596
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: bird sounds. She's also so fun. Yeah, she's fun. I

597
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,439
Speaker 1: don't want her to go. You ever used to watch

598
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: her before she blew up, and like right when Instagram

599
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,399
Speaker 1: had videos, she would just be in her dirty ass

600
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: apartment and she had all these front facing video and

601
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,919
Speaker 1: she would the video would cut off and the next

602
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: video would be her talking about something completely different.

603
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 3: I used to watch it for hours. I love her.

604
00:34:55,480 --> 00:35:00,720
Speaker 1: No, I just remember so much of her success, even

605
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 1: before the album became what the album became, It was

606
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: just her like yelling things that Bernie Sanders had kind

607
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: of said yeah, but then she she would like articulate

608
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: it in a way that like Bernie Sanders could not.

609
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 1: Obviously she's amazing. Yeah, no, it was really it was

610
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 1: really powerful work she was doing. We got we gotta

611
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: get it out of here. And also that ass ain't

612
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: bad either. Come on, that's just so crazy. She got

613
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: snatched for real. Yeah, she got snatched and they're never

614
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: giving it back. All right, we need another volunteer, Yeah,

615
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,439
Speaker 1: we'd love another volunteer for the next question. I saw

616
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 1: all the way in the back, all the way very dirty,

617
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: dirty back. Yeah, come on up, give it up for him,

618
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: all right? When fuck? Yeah? I love a good tepid response. Yeah,

619
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 1: oh I know this. I know.

620
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, say your name.

621
00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 8: My name is Will.

622
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 1: Will. I it up for Will for Will. This is complicated.

623
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 1: We've never had a white Yeah, we never had a

624
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,040
Speaker 1: white person played this game. Okay, this is gonna be weird.

625
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: You thought you could carolanize the game fair enough? I

626
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 1: mean it looks like we already all right, take it easy, Will,

627
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: I don't love this. This is Pittsburgh, my man. Save

628
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: that for Austin. Okay, you're you're, You're a subject. And

629
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: I hope it's an appropriate one. Yeah, this could go

630
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: I surely don't know. I don't remember the order. Oh

631
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 1: this is this is a good one. Uh. Kanye never

632
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 1: goes crazy. He never marries that evil white woman, and

633
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 1: he instead just focuses on the music. But once a

634
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 1: day you have to look at a new naked make

635
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 1: sure of Clarence Thomas all the angles.

636
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 8: This isn't another one of your things, is it.

637
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 3: No?

638
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: I don't think I wrote this one thing. I wrote.

639
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 9: I just was making sure that you don't do this

640
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 9: every day.

641
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 3: Damn that's a bad you know damn it.

642
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 1: Look at that.

643
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 3: That's why it's so sour. Damn it.

644
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 9: Uh, college dropout and itaat and heartbreaks and.

645
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 1: We don't have the last few years, it just goes away.

646
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 9: And remember and he doesn't wear a make America Great

647
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 9: hat again never.

648
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 1: And remember it's a new naked picture of Clarence Thomas.

649
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: You don't get to like get used to.

650
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 9: I'll take a look at triple Dick to No.

651
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,919
Speaker 3: It's not just dick. Sometimes he's gonna be looking back

652
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 3: at yeah. Yeah.

653
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: Sometimes he's just showing you goo. Yeah. Sometimes it's like

654
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: straight up, just like open you see it all in there.

655
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 10: I mean, I mean I I I'll look at some

656
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,439
Speaker 10: old man balls to get old Kanye back.

657
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 3: I would Wow.

658
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,959
Speaker 1: It sounds like the audience cigaret Will.

659
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 9: That's crazy, Yeah, because I think I think we lost

660
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 9: a genius. I think I think I think he just

661
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 9: got thrown into the spotlight with the Kardashians.

662
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 3: And I agree. But you want to see that booty hole.

663
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 8: I look at worse ship on the internet.

664
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh fuck Will, God.

665
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: Damn, I can't. I'm just targeted.

666
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 8: It's Instagram targeted ads.

667
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I say.

668
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 1: Too big it up for Will. Everybody said will save

669
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:43,800
Speaker 1: the planet. You guys have put a lot of faith

670
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: in Kanye. Remember he's focused on the music. He's still

671
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: pretty dumb.

672
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 3: That's and that's okay. So that's what part of the

673
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 3: thing is my stance on that, where it's like, even

674
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 3: if he didn't, if the Kardashian shit never, he was

675
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 3: still we were gonna DIVERSI in opinions at some point.

676
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 3: I do feel like that. I feel like he was

677
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 3: coming sooner or later. So if it wasn't, obviously this

678
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 3: current has been pretty bad, but it would have been

679
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 3: some other ship where he would have been like, now

680
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 3: we make poke music and I've been like, yeah, see

681
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 3: he fucking.

682
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 1: Now he We gotta remember that he was yelling about

683
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 1: the leather joggers before Kim. Yeah, that was that was

684
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: Amber days. Yeah, that was like when he was still

685
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: somewhat centered as as far as an artist disconcerned. I

686
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: hate to be that guy, but that the leather joggers

687
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: thing was kind of blown out because he brought he

688
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: brought them the idea and they rejected it and then

689
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: released it as a produp like a year later.

690
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 3: I would be pissed too. Yes, leather jogging pants are

691
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 3: a stupid idea whatever, but the fact that they stole

692
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 3: they rejected it and stole his idea that I would.

693
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 3: I think that's o Katie yell about it. I'm not

694
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 3: for Maga. I don't think slavery was a choice, But

695
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:06,479
Speaker 3: leather Joggers, I'm team.

696
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm for it. Here. Here's what I'll say. If Kanye

697
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 1: showed up with physical designs of the leather Joggers, I

698
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 1: would one hundred percent be on your side. If he

699
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 1: walked in and he was like, bro, already did the work,

700
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 1: here's the shit, I'm showing it to you, and then

701
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,879
Speaker 1: they stole it, that makes sense to me. I think

702
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 1: the nigga walked in, stood on a table and was like,

703
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 1: leather Joggers, y'all ain't did it? What's up? And they

704
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: were like, bro, get off our furniture and leave. And

705
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 1: then he was like they stealing.

706
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 3: I don't think I think that. I believe in dreamers.

707
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 3: I think that's just what I don't think. I don't

708
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 3: think it's that bad. If he did stand on the table,

709
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 3: it was still an idea that he had that they

710
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 3: didn't have that they You know what I'm saying. It

711
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 3: doesn't like just because of the presentation, he still got

712
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 3: the meeting. It wasn't like he kicked the door down

713
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,040
Speaker 3: and was like look like they were like, yeah, he

714
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 3: ain't come in and we'll talk to you.

715
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? So you acted a fool,

716
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 1: We don't know about that. You're putting that on him.

717
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 3: You will shider you.

718
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:12,800
Speaker 1: On Big Fashion, you know what I'm saying.

719
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 3: That being said all the other ship is a problem.

720
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,840
Speaker 1: I think there's a fair amount of historical evidence to

721
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: say he acted a fool everywhere he's been. That said,

722
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: I would love to get Kanye back to work on music, but.

723
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 3: Also, man, look at this dude. What if he's making

724
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 3: that face and all the.

725
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: Pictures, Honestly, I would prefer he's making that face smiling

726
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: or like looking coy. Yeah, what if he has his

727
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 1: tongue out, Then you're like oh, and you see it

728
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: every day, so eventually you are gonna start to feel something.

729
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,919
Speaker 3: For it, because you're gonna start to discern. You're gonna

730
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 3: be like, oh, that is a sexy one compared to tuesdays.

731
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: I think. I think I think Clarence has been eating better.

732
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 3: He's on that Doctor seven ship. But I think.

733
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,720
Speaker 1: That said, I think it's a necessary sacrifice. I would

734
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: love to get Kanye back, So I would I would

735
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: look at them naked photos.

736
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,399
Speaker 3: This is hard because it feels like he's looking at

737
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 3: me now waiting for me to answer. Yeah, you're right,

738
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,879
Speaker 3: but I don't like it. I'm with you, but I

739
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:33,280
Speaker 3: hate this one. Yeah, where are you guys? Round of applause.

740
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 1: If you would, you would take Kanye back for these

741
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 1: naked photos?

742
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 3: Fuck up?

743
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 1: Okay now, round of applause. If that's too much to ask,

744
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: one truth.

745
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 3: Warrior man, just one real nigga in the bad, one

746
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 3: hero amongst you.

747
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: Either that or one dude who's like, I agree with

748
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:02,720
Speaker 1: what he said about the Jews. Ahead. You never can't

749
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:03,800
Speaker 1: out with our audience.

750
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 3: It can really go either way. They ain't used to me.

751
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 3: Oh I don't.

752
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: I don't want to say anything because I like to

753
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 1: show next one. Yeah, who's the next volunteer? Any another volunteer? Yeah?

754
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 1: Oh I pick yeah you get yeah. Yeah, keep it going.

755
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 1: We're gonna do the thing. Introduce yourself, Brandon, Brandon. Yeah,

756
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: the guys, I think they paused their collapse because you

757
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:58,919
Speaker 1: came in a little intense branded Brandon. We're excited you're

758
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: you're playing with us. David saw you.

759
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 3: Malcolm X is never Malcolm X is never assassinated. But

760
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,919
Speaker 3: instead of Denzel Washington, they cast t I to play

761
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 3: him in the movie. Damn, imagine two and a half

762
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 3: hours a t I doing a lot of this.

763
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:45,560
Speaker 11: Fortuitously, expetitiously, like Clifford Harris is, Yeah, that's right, like

764
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 11: he I like at L.

765
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:54,280
Speaker 1: But was he even acting in at L. I'm pretty

766
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: sure he thought it was a documentary. It felt like

767
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: it was like, now I have a roller skates.

768
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 3: Go home movies.

769
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 1: I had Almedo.

770
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:11,720
Speaker 12: Man. I'm sad to say, but uh, miss the honorable

771
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 12: Lewis Fercom might have to put a hit on on

772
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 12: me because Malcolm is just gonna have to stay dead.

773
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: Damn. Fuck. He didn't. He didn't stand on that ship

774
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: called what the fucking bonds? God? Damn.

775
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 12: Mainly because also I figured he was that much honorable

776
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 12: el Hod Malik Shabaz at the time.

777
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: Look he trying to go off because he because he

778
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 1: tried to kill the nigga, don't be like that ship.

779
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: Did not put that ship out.

780
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 12: I figured at some point down the line, if it

781
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 12: wasn't gonna be whoever the conspiracy theories thought it was

782
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 12: gonna be, Malcolm was so strong of a figure that

783
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 12: he posted too much of a threat and somebody from

784
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 12: the government was going to take him out anyway. So

785
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 12: whether I delay that and then as a as as

786
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 12: a as a movie person myself, like, just let Denzel

787
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 12: have that in my mind, have that embreded in me,

788
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 12: and and and because of that, because of Denzel's like

789
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 12: portrayal in that, it made me go back to read

790
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 12: autobiography of Malcolm X done by Alex Haley. It made

791
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 12: me inspired, like everybody else that was tend to want

792
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 12: to go see that. So I have to crystallize that

793
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 12: in my mind. Then to have popular somewhat stand up

794
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 12: comedian Clifford Harris try and play.

795
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 1: We don't we don't. We do not stand up? T

796
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: I is a lot of things, but he ain't no

797
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: stand up exactly.

798
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 3: Here's my other thing about this. Also, if it then

799
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 3: it has, then we have have t I and Spike

800
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 3: Lee in that movie because I don't how do you

801
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 3: feel about Spike Lee and I don't like.

802
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: Those are two personalities I don't care for.

803
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 3: Oh, you guys like Spike Lee and Malcolm because that

804
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 3: was your favorite. I know everybody hated that he put

805
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 3: himself in there.

806
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:18,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, he's not good.

807
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 12: Yeah, he should have gott an Academy Award for that one.

808
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 3: Spike Lee, Yes, yes, okay, yeah, I thought you meant

809
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 3: when he was having that yellow suit on, well we.

810
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: Go in Detroit.

811
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 12: I like pork and white women too much. Yeah, that's

812
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 12: what he said in the movie.

813
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: So you're saying, you're saying, at the end of the day,

814
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:54,720
Speaker 1: the assassination was inevitable even if it doesn't happen when

815
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: when we see it happen, and thus you are willing

816
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 1: to make that sacrifice for the grow that comes out

817
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: of seeing Denzel play of Malcolm X later in life.

818
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 12: Yes, martyrdom goes way farther than having exploitation on film.

819
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: Wow, damn powerful, give it up for my man, give

820
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: it up for Brandon everybody. The memes would be pretty good.

821
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? This would be thirty years of the

822
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:46,240
Speaker 1: Internet of just pure fun. Every time something goes wrong,

823
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: we would return to t I playing Malcolm X and laughheartedly.

824
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 3: It would be like a new crying Jordan me, mama.

825
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be a perfect time for Twitter X

826
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck you want to call it.

827
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:02,439
Speaker 3: I mean it's in the name. It would be great.

828
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 1: It would be t I's X.

829
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 3: Here's my thing. Here's here's another issue I have with

830
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 3: t I though, is like, if we let t I

831
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 3: start in this movie, then we have to deal with

832
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:19,040
Speaker 3: t I after having played Malcolm X.

833
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:20,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

834
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 3: And that's crazy, Like he already thinks he could do

835
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:28,240
Speaker 3: things he can't do. Yeh Like, imagine and he actually

836
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 3: got validated by playing He'd be insufferable. It would be crazy.

837
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: Well, here's I don't disagree with you. I think that's

838
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: absolutely correct. But I do also think that if t

839
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: I plays Malcolm X, this doesn't end up in theaters.

840
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Two B situation is this

841
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 1: is at best one of those lifetime movies where they

842
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 1: can't call him Malcolm X. They gotta call him like

843
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: Maurice W or some shit. You know what I mean.

844
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: He's like not they don't get the rights for like

845
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: a no budget. Yeah, it's the worst thing.

846
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 3: Okay, Then then we think it is I I mean,

847
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 3: if I have to, if I have to make a

848
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,280
Speaker 3: if I have to make a true choice.

849
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 1: Though Tip's got a state of music, man, you gotta

850
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: kill Malcolm. Yeah, I think I agree, I think, But

851
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:22,759
Speaker 1: to the greater point. I think that was a very

852
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,959
Speaker 1: good way to put it. They were gonna kill it. Yeah,

853
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: And I think to your point, martyrdom is stronger than

854
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: anything that Malcolm X could have continued to sort of

855
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 1: offer us beyond the point that he expired. You know

856
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: what I mean that at some point we boondocks did

857
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: a beautiful sort of interpretation of this. But if Martin

858
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: Luther King stays alive, he has to sell fucking cheeseburgers.

859
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: He eventually bec.

860
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 3: A couple of them. We tried to get bun beats too.

861
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:58,959
Speaker 3: There's a long line.

862
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: When we were in Houston. We went to go get

863
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 1: Treilburger's from Bumbee's restaurant and the line was too long,

864
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: and then we ate somewhere white.

865
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 3: So it really that did suck.

866
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: We got cheese steaks instead. It was a real vile choice. Afterwards,

867
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: it we owe be a big apology. I'm sorry it

868
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: went down.

869
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 3: Yeah.

870
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: I do think, uh, you got to accept the assassination

871
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: and keep t I out of this this business.

872
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 3: All right, that's fair, that's fair. Yeah, all right, who

873
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 3: wants to do the next one?

874
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: Oh? I see somebody standing? I think hand yeah, okay, yeah,

875
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,400
Speaker 1: one of y'all both y'all got your hands up. You

876
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: pick each other, y'all.

877
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 3: Know each other, you know?

878
00:51:53,000 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead hell yeah, yeah yeah, feel free to

879
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 1: to take the mic out. You're very tall, very tall? Yeah,

880
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:11,919
Speaker 1: hell yeah? Are you scared? Right? Yeah? Dude? Whatever makes

881
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: you come? Yeah?

882
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 3: What's your name? Ducket, Ducket, give it up for Ducket, Ducky.

883
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,720
Speaker 1: Like Eric Comparish Millennium ducts.

884
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 3: All right, em do that e b MD remember the

885
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 3: seventy two thousand and he's like Eric Comparable.

886
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know. I left you out to drive. No,

887
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: it's okay now that yeah, No, I need to do

888
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,800
Speaker 1: something to shame myself. Ugly, you're disgusting. I'm going to

889
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: kill you. Give me two hundred dollars. Yeah, I'm sorry,

890
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

891
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 3: That's okay, all right, You ready duck yet? Yeah? I'm ready?

892
00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:58,839
Speaker 3: All right? Man?

893
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: Yeah?

894
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 3: This what is you are?

895
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: We get definitive proof that Jesus Jesus Christ was black,

896
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 1: but he looked and talked exactly like Tracy Morgan, exactly

897
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 1: like Tracy Morgan. That's the cut old baby call. I'm

898
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 1: gonna get to pregnant all that shit that's your Lord

899
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:42,320
Speaker 1: and savior, but with the same waves too, So Jesus

900
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 1: was spinning it. Yeah, but but the waves are sideways

901
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: remembered for some reason, he puts his dow rag on

902
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 1: in the opposite direction that waves are meant to go,

903
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: and he.

904
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 9: I'm gonna be honest, I'd rather Jesus Christ go back

905
00:53:58,600 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 9: to looking like Kyle.

906
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: Whoa, there's too much of a sacrifice for you.

907
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 9: I already feel like too when I go to church.

908
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 9: I can't take this.

909
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: I understand.

910
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 3: That's really that's very it's very true. That's very reasonable.

911
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 3: So you say, ultimately, this is not a sacrifice you're

912
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 3: willing to.

913
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 9: Make like Kyle can get me to buy I Love

914
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 9: Jesus T shirt.

915
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,800
Speaker 1: Damn. All right, man, No, wait, but but listen before

916
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: you fully make your decision. Although it does sound like

917
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: you've landed pretty hard on it, remember that this also

918
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:37,240
Speaker 1: means that white people acknowledge that Jesus was black.

919
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 3: So like when they're when they're preaching.

920
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 9: But they have to acknowledge that, Yeah, no, he's they

921
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 9: have to.

922
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:52,240
Speaker 1: He's on the cross with that big belly and sideways waves.

923
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 1: But that's who they pray to.

924
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, you would have had you would have had me

925
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 9: if that was Samuel Jackson.

926
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:06,520
Speaker 1: Okay, but what about the hilarity of it a bunch

927
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: of white people? And then he's like, I turned the

928
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:16,240
Speaker 1: squad into why and do not break that? Yeah, that's hilarious.

929
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 3: They have pictures of Tracy Morgan in their homes, like

930
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 3: white men have Tracy Morgan tattooed on their chest.

931
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 1: He's like, you could eat You could eat that, baby.

932
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 1: That's my bread. That bread is my belly. That bread

933
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 1: is where my knees be y'all hungry. I could make

934
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: some fish.

935
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:51,400
Speaker 13: I could make a whole lot of fish.

936
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 1: That don't seem pretty cool if that was written in

937
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: the scripture?

938
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 9: Nah, bro. He played his part in The Longest Yard

939
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 9: too well. From my liking. It seemed like he was

940
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,760
Speaker 9: a little too like comfortable in the skirt for my liking.

941
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 9: So he couldn't be My Lord said, it looks it

942
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:13,759
Speaker 9: looks spicy looking at him this way.

943
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: All right, give it up for ductive product, everybody, where.

944
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 3: Do you live? Of course I wanted to be Tracy Morgan.

945
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 1: This seems like an easy answer for me, Tracy Morgan

946
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 1: being Jesus Christ.

947
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 3: Come on, all the Jesus stuff is now Tracy Stuff.

948
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 1: The Passion of the Christ is a biopink about Tracy

949
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:50,760
Speaker 1: directed by Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson loves Hates Jews, loves

950
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 1: Tracy Moore hates the Jews because they killed Tracy Morrison.

951
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 1: That's That's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Yeah,

952
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 1: you you live your life open for a joke like

953
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 1: this once. I ever, if I can make a more

954
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 1: a more substantial point here, I would also argue that

955
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: part of the reason that we have so much fighting

956
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: in the world is because we treat these religious figures

957
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 1: with so much seriousness right that, like they are there.

958
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 1: You can't make jokes about these people. You can't treat

959
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: them with any version of levity, and that causes the

960
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 1: fighting because we disagree about the truth as it relates

961
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 1: to these very serious people.

962
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 3: But if they're.

963
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 1: Funny, who the fuck cares? Come on, you know what

964
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 1: I mean? You don't fight over Tracy Morgan. You just

965
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 1: let it be whatever the fuck it is.

966
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 3: You know what I'm pitching. As an addendum, I think

967
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 3: also Mohammed's Jim Carrey.

968
00:57:56,120 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 1: And he's like, somebody draw me, oh man, you're a

969
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: funny guy dog. Yeah, I think they should just be

970
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: silly man and can be Tracy Morgan. That seems fucking awesome. Yeah.

971
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 3: And and to your point, yeah, you bring levity to

972
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 3: this stuff. Maybe people killing each other. Yeah, that would

973
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 3: be tight like that. Yeah, all right, we got we

974
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 3: got another one.

975
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got two more. Do we have another volunteer?

976
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: I know there were two hands back there a second ago.

977
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: Oh we did that. The lady didn't put her hand

978
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: back up, but her new friend put her hand back up,

979
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 1: So yes, please come on, thank you give it up

980
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 1: for come on.

981
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 3: This is.

982
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 14: Also you should google Tracy Morgan's nipples because they're actually

983
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:58,000
Speaker 14: very small.

984
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think tiny nipples are.

985
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 1: I don't know.

986
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 3: If I don't know what's bigger, funnier big nipples.

987
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 1: The big ones aren't funny to me. My wife doesn't

988
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:18,160
Speaker 1: seem to laugh too much either. I feel like you're exaggerating.

989
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: It can't be as bad as you're talking about. They're

990
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 1: pretty juicy.

991
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 3: You remember that singer t Q. Do you have nipples

992
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 3: like him?

993
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 1: I don't remember.

994
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, big as nipples were.

995
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 1: After the show, we're going to be in the back

996
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 1: googling nipples for pleasure. If you want to join in

997
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 1: right now. We research research, So if you want to

998
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 1: join in, feel free, but introduce yourself.

999
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 8: So Taylor, yeah, he said a tone.

1000
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 1: You got to respect it.

1001
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gotta be a little deeper.

1002
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 1: Keep it going for Taylor, everybody going for h You

1003
00:59:59,280 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 1: got this one.

1004
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 3: We erased Tyler Perry from the history books, but Will

1005
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 3: Smith admits that he fucked Martin one time. Somebody say, Yo,

1006
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 3: there's lots of umpact here.

1007
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 1: Take your time.

1008
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 14: So it wasn't use that microphone. So it was an

1009
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,520
Speaker 14: entanglement I'm hearing, yes, okay.

1010
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 1: And not not new crazy Martin good ninety three, Martin

1011
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 1: Martin at his peak. Yeah, not Martin literally Bad Boys,

1012
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 1: first movie Bad Boys.

1013
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I need to understand, like how it happened.

1014
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 3: Okay, we can draw We can, we can. That's reason.

1015
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 3: I'll be honest.

1016
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: We didn't. We didn't do this ahead of time, but

1017
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: we can do it for you now. For sure. You

1018
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: deserve that.

1019
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:55,160
Speaker 3: You deserve that. I mean, I think it was, uh,

1020
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,400
Speaker 3: it was one night after shooting bad I think it's

1021
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 3: a long day on set. It's a long on set

1022
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 3: there in Miami. Already a sexy town. Right, they're in Miami.

1023
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:08,040
Speaker 3: It's summertime in Miami. You know how that makes Will

1024
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 3: Smith feel?

1025
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 1: And I think they will after the long days, like, bro,

1026
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:16,840
Speaker 1: let me just show you Miami. Because Martin doesn't love Miami.

1027
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 3: No, He's like he loves d C because he's from there.

1028
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 3: And he's like me, I'm home sick. I don't even

1029
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 3: like it down here. I don't speak Spanish. Yeah, he

1030
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 3: hates Miami. And Will Smith's like, I'll show you my Miami.

1031
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:31,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna show you my Miami. And they have

1032
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,000
Speaker 1: they have a fucking night.

1033
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,560
Speaker 3: Oh, they have a time.

1034
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 1: They know, we gotta keep building. You asked for this.

1035
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, they go out. They go to the club and

1036
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 3: the club is playing Will Smith like B sides like

1037
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:48,680
Speaker 3: Boom Shake the Room.

1038
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 1: But they're but they're doing cool ship where they like

1039
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 1: Will remix the Martin theme song into the Will Smith ship. Yeah,

1040
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 1: both feelings seen. Yeah, and then like DJ is like

1041
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 1: time boys ship like that. Yeah, they're fucking they're in

1042
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 1: it right and they're having a great time. And then

1043
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:11,000
Speaker 1: somebody offers them a little bit of a party drug.

1044
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 1: There's a little party drugs, you know, sliding around Martin

1045
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 1: he already high on cocaine. But but Will, he's usually

1046
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 1: sober and he's into the party drug and out of

1047
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 1: both doing party drugs.

1048
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Martin, Will's knocking the drugs, and then Martin,

1049
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 3: who's already on drugs, looks at him.

1050
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 1: He says, bad boys for life.

1051
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 14: This is feeling very Andrew Gillon, it's feeling very well,

1052
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,440
Speaker 14: Andrew O.

1053
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 1: Andrew Gillam for those that are was a I think

1054
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:47,440
Speaker 1: it was running for senator in Florida. Maybe it was governor.

1055
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 1: The governor of Florida. Was a very successful candidate, made

1056
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 1: it all the way to like fucking forty nine point

1057
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 1: nine percent of the vote, and like was meant to

1058
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 1: be like the Democratics superstar of the future, and then

1059
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 1: got caught in a hotel with male sex workers, white

1060
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:11,480
Speaker 1: male sex workers, like six months after his president or

1061
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 1: his potential presidential run.

1062
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 3: I get that, But this is blacklove.

1063
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, keep that in y and nobody's being taken advantage

1064
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 1: of it. No, it's a.

1065
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:24,640
Speaker 3: Holy consectual there. And they're on nineteen ninety three when

1066
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 3: it was called ecstasy. They don't even call it molly.

1067
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:29,080
Speaker 3: They're on ecstasy.

1068
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,880
Speaker 1: Tabs, right, So they're drinking a lot of water because

1069
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 1: it was dangerous back then.

1070
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're just feeling the vibes. What's got a

1071
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:39,040
Speaker 3: shirt on? But they're dancing that what's that song? I

1072
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 3: Don't Want to Shine? And they're like dancing, and then

1073
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 3: Martin like starts dancing and he turns.

1074
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 1: Around and the club is packed. They're pushing into each.

1075
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 3: Other, turns it around, and then Will just kind of

1076
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 3: lets it happen. Yeah, and then they get in like sync.

1077
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, Like they get.

1078
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:00,520
Speaker 1: In sync, and you didn't know they didn't know that

1079
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 1: they knew this dance together.

1080
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, they didn't know their bodies went together, like you

1081
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying now.

1082
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 1: But they're also yeah and this is before camera phones,

1083
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:17,200
Speaker 1: so and nobody's gonna fucking believe you.

1084
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:18,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody's gonna believe me.

1085
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:21,080
Speaker 1: I think Martin Lawrence and Bill Smith are about to

1086
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 1: fuck at this club.

1087
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:26,360
Speaker 3: And then, you know what, in the final move, Martin

1088
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 3: reached back and puts his hand on Will's head. Yeah

1089
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, Because when that happens, it's

1090
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:35,920
Speaker 3: about to go down and then we.

1091
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:39,040
Speaker 1: Won't get graphic.

1092
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:39,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1093
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:43,160
Speaker 1: But but just know that it was a sexy evening

1094
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 1: out in Miami.

1095
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 3: It was consensual and it was beautiful. But also they're like,

1096
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,280
Speaker 3: that was just what we did in Miami that one.

1097
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think in the morning they made breakfast together. Yeah,

1098
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:56,880
Speaker 1: and then they went to set in separate cars. They

1099
01:04:56,880 --> 01:05:00,240
Speaker 1: didn't bring it up, but but they truly became bad

1100
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:08,120
Speaker 1: boys for life. Okay, now what is your answer?

1101
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:13,080
Speaker 14: Okay, we don't need another we don't need another media.

1102
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:17,360
Speaker 14: So we're already there. So here's the thing. If will

1103
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:20,680
Speaker 14: Smith admits that he fucked Martin once, like think about it,

1104
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:24,400
Speaker 14: Like that's a weird ass family. He probably fucked Martin.

1105
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:29,000
Speaker 14: Jada fuck Martin. They all fucked Martin. Imagine it. It's

1106
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,720
Speaker 14: gonna be a it's gonna be a red table talk

1107
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 14: right right exactly. And then and then there'snna be two guests,

1108
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:41,000
Speaker 14: you know, guest interviewing. No, No, it's gonna be him. No,

1109
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:44,000
Speaker 14: it's gonna be Martin's gonna come out and August Elsina,

1110
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:46,360
Speaker 14: and it's gonna be a whole thing. And then they're

1111
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 14: gonna talk about consensual love how you know, gender doesn't exist.

1112
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 14: And then Willow's just gonna be looking there like yeah,

1113
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 14: and then Grammy is gonna be really into it, talk

1114
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 14: about her crack addiction, and then we're gonna come back

1115
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:01,360
Speaker 14: and no one is going to care. And then the

1116
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 14: next day what's going to happen is that then Jada

1117
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:05,400
Speaker 14: is going to talk about how much she loves Tupac

1118
01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:06,680
Speaker 14: and she wished that Will.

1119
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 1: Not at all.

1120
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:11,959
Speaker 4: She's gonna say she wished Will Smith like.

1121
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:15,880
Speaker 1: You about it?

1122
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:16,640
Speaker 6: Right?

1123
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:19,560
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you're you're painting a new world.

1124
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:25,439
Speaker 14: Society exactly, so like it's okay because that.

1125
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:27,880
Speaker 8: So is this one.

1126
01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:29,560
Speaker 4: It's this one.

1127
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:32,880
Speaker 1: You're saying, you're comfortable with this if we get to

1128
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:36,920
Speaker 1: lose Perry, no more media, yeah, no more boo and

1129
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 1: medea Halloween, which is funnier than you think.

1130
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 14: So you know what, we lose Meghan Markle's best friend.

1131
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:46,120
Speaker 14: That's fine, it's fine.

1132
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 1: You're you're more than comfortable sacrificing Tyler Perry even if

1133
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:53,520
Speaker 1: these two men press into each other.

1134
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:57,080
Speaker 4: But you know what, everyone gets depressed into everyone consentially.

1135
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, it's beautiful, but it's.

1136
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:01,320
Speaker 4: But the whole family is family affairs.

1137
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 3: Not No, that's I think a crime.

1138
01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:08,360
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, y'all know, is like this.

1139
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:12,680
Speaker 1: It's not a group thing. It's just that it starts talking. Well,

1140
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:14,320
Speaker 1: we we say because we wrote it.

1141
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:17,160
Speaker 14: Yeah, but no, no, no, if he was able to

1142
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:20,000
Speaker 14: talk about well down the line and then noble, then

1143
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,480
Speaker 14: I can say that down the line.

1144
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:24,200
Speaker 1: You're right, I'm not here to assims black women.

1145
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:29,960
Speaker 3: Are you're saying. You're saying that ultimately Martin gets turned

1146
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:31,800
Speaker 3: out by the entire Smith family.

1147
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:36,680
Speaker 14: But it but again, it's consensual. Yeah, yeah, there's only

1148
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:37,840
Speaker 14: only the legal.

1149
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:47,320
Speaker 1: Turnout. Yeah, Okay, I think I think that's a good answer.

1150
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:49,320
Speaker 4: I think you did it and I really thought about it.

1151
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:55,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, give it up for Taylor everybody.

1152
01:07:58,120 --> 01:08:00,440
Speaker 3: Oh where am I on it? After we wrote that

1153
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,280
Speaker 3: beautiful story. I don't even give a shit about the

1154
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:06,520
Speaker 3: media part. I just wish that would happen for them.

1155
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:10,960
Speaker 1: I genuinely think that if Will Smith were able to

1156
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:15,080
Speaker 1: come out as the queer icon he could be, he

1157
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:17,519
Speaker 1: would be a happier, healthier person.

1158
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:21,680
Speaker 3: Well Smith or fucking Chris Rock would be a lot happier. Yeah,

1159
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:23,160
Speaker 3: I don't think that would have ever happened.

1160
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:25,559
Speaker 1: No, I think if he truly could just be like bro,

1161
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:28,280
Speaker 1: I'm into a lot of shit that I just like

1162
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:28,760
Speaker 1: to get it.

1163
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:34,320
Speaker 15: Yeah, because I met him one time, and truly, really

1164
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:37,280
Speaker 15: the only part of this personality that I walked away

1165
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:39,400
Speaker 15: with was he's horny.

1166
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:43,880
Speaker 1: Well, he made that clear. It came up enough times.

1167
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:48,559
Speaker 3: I was like, Dad, this's like a horny but a

1168
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:52,360
Speaker 3: few times. Yeah, I don't want to say the specifics

1169
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:54,720
Speaker 3: because I don't want to get sued. But no, he like,

1170
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:59,320
Speaker 3: please don't pe No, we gotta keep working. Yeah. I

1171
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:07,479
Speaker 3: mean I've never at him, and he seems not warning. Yeah.

1172
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:10,000
Speaker 1: I think I think it would be so liberating for

1173
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:13,879
Speaker 1: Will Smith to be able to just be his queer

1174
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:16,360
Speaker 1: self that we all know him to be. And I

1175
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:20,960
Speaker 1: also think this would be great retaliation against Jada.

1176
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:22,280
Speaker 3: Oh every time.

1177
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:28,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, like nigga fuck Martin Lawrence four seasons on Network,

1178
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:32,280
Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty eight episodes.

1179
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, big Dog syndication yea, all eyes on WHU.

1180
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:40,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I think this would be really beautiful and

1181
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:40,760
Speaker 1: good for them.

1182
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:41,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1183
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:43,400
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's kind of just a win. Yeah,

1184
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:46,320
Speaker 1: let him fuck. Yeah, that's what we say.

1185
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:49,160
Speaker 3: It's crazy. When they were younger, I think Martin was

1186
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:50,400
Speaker 3: maybe more handsome than Will.

1187
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:52,439
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.

1188
01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:59,920
Speaker 3: Will's eyes are really far apart and you can't unsee it. Guys, look,

1189
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:01,360
Speaker 3: are we gonna get.

1190
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 1: In another We can't do this. This is such a

1191
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:10,120
Speaker 1: dangerous game, this revisionist history. But we all pretend like

1192
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:13,240
Speaker 1: Will Smith wasn't the most fuckable man on the planet.

1193
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:17,559
Speaker 13: We all wanted to bone Will Smith. Eight people wanted

1194
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:20,519
Speaker 13: to fuck Martin Lawrence. Don't be like that. He I

1195
01:10:20,520 --> 01:10:23,320
Speaker 13: don't like that you're playing Martin now. Martin Martin during

1196
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:24,480
Speaker 13: his dad.

1197
01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 3: Incredible hair, incredible hair, so well dressed. He's the first

1198
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:33,120
Speaker 3: time I ever sign a Pelly Pelly on the show.

1199
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:37,280
Speaker 1: He had the Pelly Pelly with Yeah, you don't even

1200
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:40,240
Speaker 1: see that anymore. Martin was great. Don't be a sexy

1201
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:42,240
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hate. Don't do it with sexy Martin.

1202
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:44,759
Speaker 1: But I just don't think. I think even the movie

1203
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:48,960
Speaker 1: knew that Will Smith was the sex symbol and Martin

1204
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:49,760
Speaker 1: was the funny one.

1205
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:51,960
Speaker 3: I think as time goes on, we're just gonna realize he.

1206
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:52,679
Speaker 1: Was just taller.

1207
01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:53,599
Speaker 3: Damn.

1208
01:10:56,840 --> 01:11:01,160
Speaker 1: Three people are clapping, but yeah, and they didn't seem

1209
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,519
Speaker 1: that confident about it.

1210
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:04,639
Speaker 3: It's all I need to start.

1211
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:11,160
Speaker 1: That's how he's starting his presidential campaign. I think a

1212
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 1: lot more of us want to fuck Martin Lawrence than

1213
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:16,800
Speaker 1: we're ready to talk about. And when I'm president, we're

1214
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:21,599
Speaker 1: gonna talk about it. And then we have one more,

1215
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:24,680
Speaker 1: if we have one more volunteer who's willing to participate

1216
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:26,280
Speaker 1: in the game. I thought I saw a hand, and

1217
01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:29,760
Speaker 1: then it shot down immediately after. Oh there it is. Okay,

1218
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:31,800
Speaker 1: finally that hand, right, I.

1219
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,320
Speaker 3: Mean, I think Duckett was holding it up.

1220
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:35,920
Speaker 1: But if you want to come, it's okay, as long

1221
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:38,280
Speaker 1: as it's consensual and you're into it, come on, as

1222
01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:43,559
Speaker 1: long as it's like Martin and with thank you so much.

1223
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:48,800
Speaker 1: What's your name, Brittany, Brittany, Yeah, fuck yeah, thank you

1224
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:50,280
Speaker 1: for being here. Give it up for.

1225
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:59,479
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm shy, that's okay, Okay, play it cool, Brittany,

1226
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:08,800
Speaker 6: all right, I'm cool, cool, Get off the fat.

1227
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:16,479
Speaker 1: Here's your question. White people never make another watermelon joke ever.

1228
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 1: It's done. The whole bit of black people loving watermelon.

1229
01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:22,000
Speaker 1: It's alcohol.

1230
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:26,639
Speaker 3: Those weird days at the office for some guy who

1231
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:28,240
Speaker 3: thinks he knows you better than he does.

1232
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:31,800
Speaker 1: You can literally walk in the office eating a big

1233
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:34,920
Speaker 1: old piece of watermelon and nobody.

1234
01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:42,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can spit the whatever you want to do.

1235
01:12:42,439 --> 01:12:46,800
Speaker 1: They'll be just like, that's Brittany. That's just how Brittany does.

1236
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,120
Speaker 9: Okay, but.

1237
01:12:52,439 --> 01:12:55,360
Speaker 1: They find proof that black people have an extra muscle

1238
01:12:55,400 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 1: in our thigh that makes us jump higher, actual proof.

1239
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:03,880
Speaker 3: Like they have a real like, no, they're only good

1240
01:13:03,920 --> 01:13:06,200
Speaker 3: at basketball because of this, Like they have a real

1241
01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:08,360
Speaker 3: reason to say, and they point to the muscle and

1242
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:11,439
Speaker 3: they go they study Lebron James and go thousand because

1243
01:13:11,439 --> 01:13:11,880
Speaker 3: of this.

1244
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:18,400
Speaker 1: Right here right. Okay, Wow, it's very difficult. But remember

1245
01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:21,320
Speaker 1: you get to spit watermelon seeds wherever you listen.

1246
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:25,320
Speaker 6: Okay, because I actually have a story about this.

1247
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:28,040
Speaker 1: I'm so happy you have a story.

1248
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:31,799
Speaker 6: Way, need I need to say it to get my answer.

1249
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:34,760
Speaker 6: So my first two years of college, I went to

1250
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:38,040
Speaker 6: Washington and Jefferson. I don't know, has anybody heard of that?

1251
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:38,479
Speaker 1: Okay?

1252
01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:38,719
Speaker 10: Cool?

1253
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:40,080
Speaker 8: What, yeah, it's all easier.

1254
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,440
Speaker 6: Okay, it was real quiet.

1255
01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:46,160
Speaker 1: College.

1256
01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:48,400
Speaker 6: No, okay, but wait, but then I went to Howard

1257
01:13:48,479 --> 01:13:55,120
Speaker 6: after Okay, so this white girl asked me. She was like,

1258
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 6: isn't it true that you guys have an extra muscle

1259
01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:01,400
Speaker 6: in your leg? Like she asked me, and I was

1260
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:06,840
Speaker 6: really offended. And I also have never heard that before.

1261
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 6: That was my first time ever hearing that. I'm like, well,

1262
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:12,160
Speaker 6: wait the fuck like that?

1263
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:14,640
Speaker 1: But imagine if she said that to you and you

1264
01:14:14,680 --> 01:14:17,400
Speaker 1: had to be like, yes, that's like we do. Yeah,

1265
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:17,800
Speaker 1: I know.

1266
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:23,360
Speaker 6: I think I would just let the watermelon jokes continue.

1267
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,200
Speaker 6: I don't care that much.

1268
01:14:25,479 --> 01:14:29,120
Speaker 1: Like it's whatever, It doesn't make you want to kill them.

1269
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:35,960
Speaker 8: I mean, I like water melon.

1270
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:42,280
Speaker 1: That's the whole conspiracy. Of course, you amazing everybody. It's

1271
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:42,800
Speaker 1: a pretty good.

1272
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:45,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's really good.

1273
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:46,800
Speaker 1: I like it. It's so good.

1274
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:49,680
Speaker 3: I forgot it was a fruit. I thought it was

1275
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:51,679
Speaker 3: some kind of extended candy universe.

1276
01:14:53,920 --> 01:15:01,439
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I'd rather that the extra extra Yeah.

1277
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:08,479
Speaker 1: Fair enough bank? Should I go? Yeah?

1278
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:08,920
Speaker 3: Go ahead?

1279
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:14,479
Speaker 1: I I one hundred agree with Brittany. This extra muscle

1280
01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:18,479
Speaker 1: ship would derail everything. Yeah, I think if we if

1281
01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:20,719
Speaker 1: if white people found out we had an extra muscle

1282
01:15:20,760 --> 01:15:23,000
Speaker 1: in our leg, they'd be pissed if we did the

1283
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:24,519
Speaker 1: s A t's too fast.

1284
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:28,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, they would use it to further exclude us from all.

1285
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:34,000
Speaker 3: He can't get a home loan right, like, yeah, it

1286
01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:36,600
Speaker 3: would be fucking it would be they'd find ways to,

1287
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:39,439
Speaker 3: like they legislate against it. They'd lock us up.

1288
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:43,759
Speaker 1: They would start separating sports like yeah, it would be women's,

1289
01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:47,559
Speaker 1: men's and extra muscles, and it's like fuck man, yeah, like.

1290
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:51,479
Speaker 3: They already can't handle the comparisons, Like imagine if so

1291
01:15:52,040 --> 01:15:55,600
Speaker 3: as much as I get so irritated because that's like

1292
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:57,760
Speaker 3: the one that they try to sneak in, Like I

1293
01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,800
Speaker 3: feel like the watermelon. It could be like a guy

1294
01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:02,479
Speaker 3: you liked it work or some that's the one that

1295
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:06,479
Speaker 3: they'll sneak in. And you're like, man, I fucking if

1296
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:08,719
Speaker 3: I didn't need this job at FedEx, I would cute.

1297
01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:17,000
Speaker 1: Like it's just so it's so irritated, But no, I can't.

1298
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:22,120
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't sacrifice. You were right, You were right? Yeah,

1299
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:23,720
Speaker 1: I mean, how do you guys feel about it? Are

1300
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:28,439
Speaker 1: you guys clap if you're pro how do I say

1301
01:16:28,600 --> 01:16:33,160
Speaker 1: you clap? If you're pro watermelon? You you want to

1302
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:37,360
Speaker 1: keep the watermelon jokes for the for the removed, to

1303
01:16:37,439 --> 01:16:39,759
Speaker 1: make sure that nobody starts saying you have an extra

1304
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:42,840
Speaker 1: muscle in your leg and clap off your pro muscle

1305
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:45,640
Speaker 1: in the thigh. WHOA, Okay?

1306
01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:48,280
Speaker 3: You like players in here? All right?

1307
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:49,920
Speaker 9: My man?

1308
01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:52,120
Speaker 1: You seem pretty confident about it. What is it for

1309
01:16:52,160 --> 01:17:00,280
Speaker 1: you that you're like muscle in the thigh. Let's go, brother,

1310
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:08,000
Speaker 1: we're too great at basketball, but we don't eat you.

1311
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:13,160
Speaker 3: Maybe we don't need an extra figh. We got Shaq

1312
01:17:14,160 --> 01:17:15,479
Speaker 3: Kobe like we're doing it.

1313
01:17:15,479 --> 01:17:18,000
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're dreaming for yourself more than you

1314
01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:24,559
Speaker 1: are for the greater community. Okay, okay, okay, that's you're like,

1315
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:26,960
Speaker 1: I will take an extra muscle. I don't care what

1316
01:17:27,040 --> 01:17:31,720
Speaker 1: y'all niggas have. Yeah, yeah, I can't.

1317
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:33,720
Speaker 3: I get that. I get that. Who doesn't want to

1318
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:39,839
Speaker 3: jump higher? I mean you can, though. I that's mostly

1319
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:40,639
Speaker 3: how I eat it.

1320
01:17:41,720 --> 01:17:44,599
Speaker 1: I do. I do feel anxiety about watermelon and public.

1321
01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:47,639
Speaker 3: I don't feel it in public. I feel it if

1322
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:50,320
Speaker 3: you like you ever go to like like a they

1323
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:50,760
Speaker 3: don't call it.

1324
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:59,160
Speaker 1: I don't care if y'all don't have White people are

1325
01:17:59,160 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 1: the only ones who do.

1326
01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:03,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you talking about?

1327
01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:07,040
Speaker 1: Party? A party when you have food? That's what you're

1328
01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:09,400
Speaker 1: doing a party? You stupid people?

1329
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:11,000
Speaker 10: Uh?

1330
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:13,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yeah, it is.

1331
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:17,800
Speaker 3: It's a very It's also I get irritated because there's

1332
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:19,679
Speaker 3: like a little bit of anxiety of it.

1333
01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:22,759
Speaker 1: And then I get mad at myself when I'm like, no, fuck.

1334
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:24,479
Speaker 3: That, you can eat whatever you want. What do you even?

1335
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:25,439
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

1336
01:18:25,479 --> 01:18:28,280
Speaker 1: And then I have this internal back and forth about it.

1337
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:31,160
Speaker 1: That's my issue is I find myself in these sort

1338
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:34,760
Speaker 1: of internal wars with like watermelon and chicken and all

1339
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:39,519
Speaker 1: these different things that are associated with blackness that I

1340
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:42,720
Speaker 1: truly fucking love but feel like I have to like

1341
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:47,120
Speaker 1: be be shy with as a demonstration of my my

1342
01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:51,240
Speaker 1: knowledge of the It's like, fuck, man, it was like freeing.

1343
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:55,639
Speaker 3: That's what's so insidious about like microaggressions. That's like, seriously,

1344
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:57,880
Speaker 3: that's the shit that will kill you, bro. It's like

1345
01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:01,200
Speaker 3: I haven't I've had a lot less white people ever

1346
01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:03,519
Speaker 3: come up to my face and call me a nigger,

1347
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:06,599
Speaker 3: but I've got a lot of them saying, oh, watermelon home.

1348
01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:09,360
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

1349
01:19:09,439 --> 01:19:11,599
Speaker 3: That's the ship that like, that's the ship that makes

1350
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,840
Speaker 3: And then your reaction to that, whether it's because it

1351
01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:17,639
Speaker 3: is visceral, and your reaction to that often in your

1352
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:18,960
Speaker 3: head you're like I want to kill this dude, I

1353
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:21,799
Speaker 3: knock your head off, And then you feel crazy about

1354
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:24,120
Speaker 3: eating a fruit. And those are the things that like

1355
01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:28,080
Speaker 3: do over time, really really wear you down.

1356
01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:31,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's one hundred percent right. Uh that said

1357
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:32,800
Speaker 1: this leg thing would be.

1358
01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:34,000
Speaker 3: Fucking yeah, it would be disaster.

1359
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:39,960
Speaker 1: So keep your watermelon jokes, folks. Yeah, they're safe here.

1360
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:46,280
Speaker 1: Our legs are the same as yours. All right.

1361
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:47,720
Speaker 3: Was that the last one?

1362
01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:49,519
Speaker 1: I think that was the last one. We're gonna move

1363
01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:52,479
Speaker 1: on to our last conspiracy. Yeah, we have one more

1364
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:55,000
Speaker 1: conspiracy we want to cover with you guys. This is

1365
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:56,920
Speaker 1: a fun one. Yeah, this is a good way to

1366
01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,960
Speaker 1: go out. Yeah. I think this will be really fun.

1367
01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:01,639
Speaker 1: And and you know, we'll talk to you guys, we'll

1368
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:03,800
Speaker 1: talk to some ship. We'll see how it goes. My

1369
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:10,080
Speaker 1: mama told me Barack Obama was not the first black president.

1370
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:14,160
Speaker 3: Come on, come on, baby. Also, I love him smoking.

1371
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:18,400
Speaker 3: I love it. I love it so much. He's got

1372
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:26,599
Speaker 3: that Langston ford on. That's what I think you look

1373
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:28,440
Speaker 3: like withs.

1374
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:32,520
Speaker 1: Not not the door I have. It's a little embarrassing.

1375
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:37,760
Speaker 1: I don't know what color that ribbon is, but that

1376
01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:40,479
Speaker 1: might be that might be identical to the one that

1377
01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:41,000
Speaker 1: I had.

1378
01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:46,320
Speaker 3: Fuck, So, I mean, I don't know too much about

1379
01:20:46,360 --> 01:20:49,680
Speaker 3: this one. Like laid out, if he was not the

1380
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:51,920
Speaker 3: first black do you mean he was not and that

1381
01:20:52,000 --> 01:20:54,800
Speaker 3: there was another president or who's black or he was

1382
01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:57,600
Speaker 3: not in that he's actually a Pacific Islanders.

1383
01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:59,920
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, let's be clear. I am not

1384
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:04,040
Speaker 1: accusing Barack Obama of not being a black person. This

1385
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:07,880
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory is actually born from a fair amount of

1386
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:13,639
Speaker 1: historical evidence that says that there were up to six

1387
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:21,080
Speaker 1: or seven other black or presidents with black lineage, right

1388
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:25,960
Speaker 1: that like either a parent or a grandparent was of

1389
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:30,639
Speaker 1: black of African descent. Okay, and and they just simply

1390
01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:35,439
Speaker 1: were white passing people who then opted to identify Okay.

1391
01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:37,479
Speaker 3: So it's not like you just had a feeling about it.

1392
01:21:37,479 --> 01:21:51,080
Speaker 3: It's not like, man, though, did you ever see Miller

1393
01:21:51,200 --> 01:21:52,640
Speaker 3: Fillmore Frochick was?

1394
01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:56,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it, Taff was at the band. It was in

1395
01:21:56,080 --> 01:22:00,400
Speaker 1: the band at Alabama A and m yeah is just

1396
01:22:00,479 --> 01:22:01,800
Speaker 1: marching funny.

1397
01:22:02,479 --> 01:22:03,880
Speaker 3: We bring up Tapped a lot.

1398
01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:09,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was funny. He's the funniest one.

1399
01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:11,000
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I think, yeah, I think so.

1400
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:13,559
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, there there are a few of them

1401
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:16,400
Speaker 1: on the list, and I should have brought the list

1402
01:22:16,479 --> 01:22:19,919
Speaker 1: up earlier. But but Abraham Lincoln is one that they accused.

1403
01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:27,439
Speaker 1: Was tall. They say Abraham Lincoln, I believe his his

1404
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:31,120
Speaker 1: mother or his grandmother may have been a black woman. Uh.

1405
01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:34,280
Speaker 1: Andrew Jackson is on the list. If you know anything

1406
01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:40,559
Speaker 1: about he is literally maybe one of the most like yeah, uh.

1407
01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:44,120
Speaker 1: He apparently had Native American blood and some of the

1408
01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:50,920
Speaker 1: Native American lineage was connected to like black intermixing. There

1409
01:22:51,040 --> 01:22:53,000
Speaker 1: was a bunch of them on the list that that

1410
01:22:53,080 --> 01:22:57,400
Speaker 1: apparently all have like black family members and ship. It's

1411
01:22:57,439 --> 01:23:00,280
Speaker 1: interesting because it's like I think it becomes this thing

1412
01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:02,320
Speaker 1: of like what to me?

1413
01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:05,200
Speaker 3: To me, the big question with this is like what

1414
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:10,519
Speaker 3: constitutes because like physically is one thing, but like are

1415
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:13,240
Speaker 3: these people who were culturally not white?

1416
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:15,479
Speaker 1: And then it kind of came out and hit it

1417
01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:19,559
Speaker 1: for advancement. Well that's the hard part, right, is like

1418
01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:23,240
Speaker 1: what we're talking about is the difference between someone who

1419
01:23:23,280 --> 01:23:26,680
Speaker 1: who It's it's the plus y versus ferguson. It's the

1420
01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:29,320
Speaker 1: one dropped rule of the ship. Right. It's like, if

1421
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:32,280
Speaker 1: you do not connect with any of this black culture,

1422
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:36,280
Speaker 1: any of like the lineage, does that then still allow

1423
01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:40,360
Speaker 1: you the space to identify as a black person? Or

1424
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:42,439
Speaker 1: are you what you say you are? You know what

1425
01:23:42,479 --> 01:23:47,200
Speaker 1: I mean? Like Eminem said, don't I don't like that

1426
01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:50,000
Speaker 1: I am whatever, you're.

1427
01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:56,479
Speaker 3: Not finishing that. I mean, yeah, that's that's a hard

1428
01:23:56,520 --> 01:24:03,040
Speaker 3: one because it's like I don't don't want to slander

1429
01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:07,639
Speaker 3: any ray.

1430
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:12,400
Speaker 1: Be careful counselors, dread careful.

1431
01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:16,960
Speaker 3: No, I mean, I definitely get the feeling that, like

1432
01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:21,600
Speaker 3: the idea of what the black president meant is so

1433
01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:26,439
Speaker 3: important that if there were people who denied it it

1434
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:29,240
Speaker 3: kind of that's kind of inconsequential to me, Like it

1435
01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:32,640
Speaker 3: feels like the first person to be it and have

1436
01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:35,800
Speaker 3: stood on it is like that's what's important. Like if

1437
01:24:35,840 --> 01:24:38,000
Speaker 3: there was a guy who was just like he's like,

1438
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:40,160
Speaker 3: don't tell anybody, my grandma could cook, you know what

1439
01:24:40,240 --> 01:24:44,920
Speaker 3: I mean? All Right, Like that's fine, but that doesn't

1440
01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:46,240
Speaker 3: help us out.

1441
01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:48,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I know what I mean.

1442
01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:50,519
Speaker 3: So I guess I guess what I feel is like

1443
01:24:50,920 --> 01:24:53,439
Speaker 3: if there was another one, it doesn't matter if he

1444
01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:54,640
Speaker 3: wasn't with that shit, you know.

1445
01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:59,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I do think he's especially in the error

1446
01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:02,759
Speaker 1: we live in now, where we are pushing towards allowing

1447
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:07,800
Speaker 1: people to fully choose their own identities as they see

1448
01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:10,680
Speaker 1: it and feel it, I think it'd be absurd to

1449
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:13,439
Speaker 1: be like, nah, but Andrew Jackson, you gotta be a niggle,

1450
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:16,920
Speaker 1: like that's that's crazy. If he's like, no, I'm a

1451
01:25:16,960 --> 01:25:21,840
Speaker 1: white devil, true here and true so white.

1452
01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:23,799
Speaker 3: They put him on money, yeah, and.

1453
01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:26,880
Speaker 1: He's like and I was mean, mean, I'm gonna prove

1454
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:29,080
Speaker 1: to you, Like if he was black, he hated it.

1455
01:25:29,439 --> 01:25:30,680
Speaker 3: He fun Do we want that?

1456
01:25:31,400 --> 01:25:34,439
Speaker 1: I don't think so, certainly, not not the way that

1457
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:36,760
Speaker 1: he was doing it, And so I wonder if it's

1458
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:39,439
Speaker 1: even worth it to try to force it onto these people.

1459
01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:41,200
Speaker 3: That's how I feel. I mean, I think that it's

1460
01:25:41,240 --> 01:25:44,200
Speaker 3: so beautiful. That's so what was so great about Obama

1461
01:25:44,360 --> 01:25:48,400
Speaker 3: is like, man, regardless of what you feel about policy

1462
01:25:48,479 --> 01:25:51,280
Speaker 3: and things like that, you remember how you felt when

1463
01:25:51,320 --> 01:25:55,080
Speaker 3: that happened, right Like that was like, well truly I

1464
01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:58,479
Speaker 3: get like, I like feel it. Just talking about this

1465
01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:00,519
Speaker 3: is one of the best days of my entire life.

1466
01:26:00,960 --> 01:26:03,960
Speaker 3: Like my mom called me and was like crying and

1467
01:26:04,160 --> 01:26:06,400
Speaker 3: was like we did it and we're immigrants. You know

1468
01:26:06,479 --> 01:26:09,120
Speaker 3: we're not, you know what I mean? So like for

1469
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:12,640
Speaker 3: someone to have been black and not have acknowledged it,

1470
01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:15,799
Speaker 3: you ain't. He ain't shipped to me like Obama's the first.

1471
01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:17,400
Speaker 1: One, you know what I mean. That's how I feel

1472
01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:19,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm with that guy. I found the list.

1473
01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:24,920
Speaker 1: Uh and and it ranges from Thomas Jefferson apparently was

1474
01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:29,040
Speaker 1: was also accused of being mixed race. Abraham Lincoln, Calvin

1475
01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:33,840
Speaker 1: Coolidge accused makes it feel warm. Yeah, I didn't. I

1476
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:38,160
Speaker 1: didn't love that either. I felt some whispers in the cloud.

1477
01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:42,360
Speaker 1: I did, he say, accused. I didn't like it either, y'all.

1478
01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:51,720
Speaker 1: I fucked up up to at all. But if I'm

1479
01:26:51,760 --> 01:27:02,200
Speaker 1: a dog, he's uh Warren Hall Arding, Dwight Eisenhower, and

1480
01:27:02,280 --> 01:27:06,559
Speaker 1: the biggest shaker being Andrew Jackson. Uh. And Additionally, this

1481
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:09,400
Speaker 1: is the part that I actually forgot, is that, uh,

1482
01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:12,479
Speaker 1: part of what they actually said and they found all

1483
01:27:12,520 --> 01:27:14,680
Speaker 1: of this ship is that Abraham Lincoln, when he was

1484
01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:18,639
Speaker 1: running for president, part of the the like the anti

1485
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:23,160
Speaker 1: Lincoln campaign that the other like presidential people were putting

1486
01:27:23,160 --> 01:27:26,080
Speaker 1: together that I guess that then the Democratic Party was

1487
01:27:26,120 --> 01:27:32,240
Speaker 1: putting together was calling him a secret black dude, as

1488
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:34,599
Speaker 1: he's not just a nigger lover, he's like.

1489
01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:36,760
Speaker 3: They were putting that on posters.

1490
01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:40,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, could you imagine the commercials.

1491
01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:44,240
Speaker 3: Abe Lincoln likes cool In.

1492
01:27:44,320 --> 01:27:52,280
Speaker 1: Again, Abraham Lincoln says he doesn't party, but he's lying.

1493
01:27:54,479 --> 01:27:56,360
Speaker 3: We saw him do the electrics.

1494
01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:02,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, they said that. Oh yeah. They basically were making

1495
01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:07,519
Speaker 1: fun of how like sort of distinctly African Nis. His

1496
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:10,640
Speaker 1: features were that, like he was tall and yeah, I

1497
01:28:10,640 --> 01:28:13,479
Speaker 1: guess had like a wider nose. And that's part of

1498
01:28:13,479 --> 01:28:16,000
Speaker 1: what they say. Reason he wore the top hat all

1499
01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:18,640
Speaker 1: the time is because his hair was thicker than we

1500
01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:21,560
Speaker 1: think it is. And a lot of like the the

1501
01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:25,120
Speaker 1: the depictions of Abraham Lincoln and all of these presidents

1502
01:28:25,479 --> 01:28:28,760
Speaker 1: have been whitened for our for the benefit of the

1503
01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:30,759
Speaker 1: story that history wants to tell.

1504
01:28:31,160 --> 01:28:33,200
Speaker 3: I mean, I do believe that, right, they're knowing to

1505
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:36,439
Speaker 3: We're talking about Jesus. They do that, So, I mean,

1506
01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:40,000
Speaker 3: I that is possible. And to think about somebody like Lincoln,

1507
01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:43,960
Speaker 3: it does change my stance a little bit in that,

1508
01:28:44,120 --> 01:28:46,360
Speaker 3: Like if he did that shit under and he was

1509
01:28:46,439 --> 01:28:52,200
Speaker 3: undercover black the whole time, that's pretty amazing, you know. Yeah,

1510
01:28:52,240 --> 01:28:53,439
Speaker 3: And they say his mom.

1511
01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:58,120
Speaker 1: Was Ethiopian, so he was like black black, all right, relaxed,

1512
01:29:00,760 --> 01:29:04,000
Speaker 1: he wasn't from like Georgia she was. She was from

1513
01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:04,720
Speaker 1: the Motherland.

1514
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:08,040
Speaker 3: Calmed down, all right, you getting all right?

1515
01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:16,240
Speaker 1: He said, black black, Yeah.

1516
01:29:15,680 --> 01:29:22,280
Speaker 3: In those cas didn't you. Yeah, I mean it's definitely interesting, right,

1517
01:29:22,439 --> 01:29:25,400
Speaker 3: but I think I still, ultimately I feel the way

1518
01:29:25,439 --> 01:29:28,800
Speaker 3: I feel. I think that like, unless you were like

1519
01:29:28,960 --> 01:29:32,599
Speaker 3: some kind of secret agent really working for us, if

1520
01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:34,960
Speaker 3: you didn't stand on it, I really don't care.

1521
01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:37,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's fair. I do think. I mean,

1522
01:29:37,479 --> 01:29:41,760
Speaker 1: obviously we shouldn't discredit the way that history manipulates our

1523
01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:45,960
Speaker 1: understanding of truth, right that, Like Frederick Douglass is a

1524
01:29:45,960 --> 01:29:49,960
Speaker 1: great example of somebody who was biracial, right, he was mixed,

1525
01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:56,120
Speaker 1: but history he's one of your They they've redrawn him

1526
01:29:56,160 --> 01:30:00,320
Speaker 1: and sort of redepicted him as a very dark, sort

1527
01:30:00,360 --> 01:30:03,400
Speaker 1: of like ethnic looking man for the benefit of telling

1528
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:07,360
Speaker 1: a certain type of story because him as this lighter,

1529
01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:10,479
Speaker 1: sort of like fairer version of himself may not have

1530
01:30:10,600 --> 01:30:12,880
Speaker 1: been the heroic story that they want it to be.

1531
01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:13,800
Speaker 3: And so.

1532
01:30:16,120 --> 01:30:21,000
Speaker 1: Thanks big dog. That does happen, but it doesn't necessarily

1533
01:30:21,160 --> 01:30:25,960
Speaker 1: change what that person wants to see for themselves. And ultimately,

1534
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:31,280
Speaker 1: Andrew Jackson or Calvin Coolidge or Dwight Eisenhower not wanting

1535
01:30:31,320 --> 01:30:33,880
Speaker 1: to be a part of the black community does not

1536
01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:36,240
Speaker 1: benefit the black community, you know.

1537
01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:36,599
Speaker 16: What I mean.

1538
01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:43,200
Speaker 1: We don't need Terry creuz anymore. I've been saying, he

1539
01:30:43,320 --> 01:30:46,519
Speaker 1: don't want to be here. Y'all can have him. We

1540
01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:49,479
Speaker 1: don't need to fight for these motherfuckers. I think I agree.

1541
01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:54,479
Speaker 1: I think that's I think that's great. Do we did

1542
01:30:54,800 --> 01:30:55,920
Speaker 1: I think we did a y'all.

1543
01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:00,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought we were gonna get a lot more

1544
01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:01,840
Speaker 3: jokes off than that one.

1545
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:02,200
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1546
01:31:02,439 --> 01:31:06,439
Speaker 3: Then I started getting feeling like a little bit about Obama.

1547
01:31:06,520 --> 01:31:08,800
Speaker 3: I was like, I was saying, relaxed to you, but

1548
01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:09,559
Speaker 3: in my house.

1549
01:31:11,080 --> 01:31:12,360
Speaker 1: Come on, he did too much.

1550
01:31:12,439 --> 01:31:15,240
Speaker 3: Sure, come on, don't show him nothing before.

1551
01:31:14,920 --> 01:31:18,320
Speaker 1: We leave this evening. We do want we do this

1552
01:31:18,400 --> 01:31:20,679
Speaker 1: with every show. We'd like to open up for any

1553
01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:26,559
Speaker 1: questions you guys might have any concerns, thoughts, opinions. You

1554
01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:31,560
Speaker 1: want to share stories, Brittany, you want to retell uh,

1555
01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:33,840
Speaker 1: We're open and interested in all of it. We just

1556
01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:35,880
Speaker 1: want to talk to you guys. If there's anything you

1557
01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:38,519
Speaker 1: have to say, we're happy to hear it. And if

1558
01:31:38,520 --> 01:31:40,560
Speaker 1: there's nothing. This is terribly embarrassing.

1559
01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:42,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, this one hurts because we're really out on the

1560
01:31:42,920 --> 01:31:43,360
Speaker 3: limbit here.

1561
01:31:43,479 --> 01:31:46,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, we made ourselves vulnerable and you don't give us ship.

1562
01:31:48,520 --> 01:31:53,040
Speaker 1: All right. Damn, that was the first time yeah, this

1563
01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:55,600
Speaker 1: has never happened before. We had to We always have

1564
01:31:55,680 --> 01:31:59,000
Speaker 1: to end early. Yeah, the question people questions you guys

1565
01:31:59,040 --> 01:32:01,120
Speaker 1: are like, please just let me go back to them

1566
01:32:01,200 --> 01:32:06,800
Speaker 1: bugs outside feels safe. Yeah.

1567
01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:10,320
Speaker 10: My mom always says, left hand is it she's gonna

1568
01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:13,639
Speaker 10: lose money, the right hand gonna get money. I don't

1569
01:32:13,640 --> 01:32:17,679
Speaker 10: know if that's every time in my life my left

1570
01:32:17,680 --> 01:32:19,559
Speaker 10: hands lose some money.

1571
01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:22,160
Speaker 1: And whether that's true or not, whenever.

1572
01:32:21,920 --> 01:32:25,640
Speaker 10: My hands start itching, start thinking into some money or

1573
01:32:25,680 --> 01:32:27,320
Speaker 10: about to lose some money or something like that.

1574
01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:29,080
Speaker 1: So have you ever heard that before? I think, if

1575
01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:33,360
Speaker 1: you're itchy, you're gonna lose some money.

1576
01:32:32,439 --> 01:32:35,000
Speaker 3: And maybe relaxed on the masturbation of it.

1577
01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:41,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I have. We have heard that. We've

1578
01:32:41,960 --> 01:32:45,720
Speaker 1: addressed it, I think fairly recently, or maybe we haven't

1579
01:32:45,760 --> 01:32:48,760
Speaker 1: talked about it. Yeah, Punky talked about it. Although Punky,

1580
01:32:48,960 --> 01:32:53,160
Speaker 1: Punky Johnson, very funny comedian, talked about her titty being

1581
01:32:53,240 --> 01:32:58,760
Speaker 1: itchy and that's that's somebody's cheating on you.

1582
01:32:58,920 --> 01:32:59,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1583
01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:02,240
Speaker 1: So and then I'm seeing people tap each other like

1584
01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:07,400
Speaker 1: I told you, is that something you've said before? Okay,

1585
01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:13,800
Speaker 1: all right, oh you're titty itches now? She said, yeah, no,

1586
01:33:13,840 --> 01:33:18,840
Speaker 1: it's very itchy. Yeah, no, I've heard it, and it

1587
01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:22,040
Speaker 1: does there is some logic to it, right that, like,

1588
01:33:22,080 --> 01:33:26,160
Speaker 1: if you're feeling these sort of like physical reactions, it is.

1589
01:33:26,320 --> 01:33:29,280
Speaker 1: I think we don't give human beings enough credit for

1590
01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:33,080
Speaker 1: how intuitive we are. Like that, there's a lot of

1591
01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:35,559
Speaker 1: things we're aware of in the world that we don't

1592
01:33:35,600 --> 01:33:38,720
Speaker 1: realize that our body is just having these reactions to.

1593
01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:43,040
Speaker 1: And I think sometimes itchiness, discomfort sort of like these

1594
01:33:43,080 --> 01:33:47,560
Speaker 1: aches and pains that we have are related to larger societal,

1595
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:51,400
Speaker 1: personal social issues that we're also facing.

1596
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:57,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think definitely you did great. Fuck? Yeah, thanks?

1597
01:33:57,240 --> 01:33:57,920
Speaker 3: One question?

1598
01:33:58,640 --> 01:34:01,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, please? All right, So this is kind of

1599
01:34:01,720 --> 01:34:04,559
Speaker 1: a hotel me question. I'm not a hotel brothers.

1600
01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:06,240
Speaker 3: Come on, this is the safe.

1601
01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:10,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't run from it. Yeah, literally, be who you are, king, Yeah,

1602
01:34:11,960 --> 01:34:15,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonaive West African? All right, So what I believe

1603
01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:18,360
Speaker 1: in West African? You believe in West African? No?

1604
01:34:19,680 --> 01:34:22,439
Speaker 3: Oh, me too, mine too.

1605
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:26,439
Speaker 1: You're saying you're saying you don't believe that Israel is

1606
01:34:26,479 --> 01:34:27,400
Speaker 1: your proper home.

1607
01:34:27,600 --> 01:34:31,240
Speaker 3: You don't feel like we're a lost tribe. Brother, I'm

1608
01:34:31,280 --> 01:34:36,720
Speaker 3: the only one that doesn't. Wow, Oh, you're the one Okay,

1609
01:34:36,960 --> 01:34:41,120
Speaker 3: you're that weird nigga, like you know, Jack, do.

1610
01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:46,280
Speaker 1: You keep talking about he's from Africa, that nigga weird

1611
01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:49,400
Speaker 1: actually even gets weird because they even believe that some

1612
01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:50,679
Speaker 1: Africans are huge.

1613
01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:55,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you? We're in a not gooing beef with

1614
01:34:55,720 --> 01:34:58,120
Speaker 3: the black Hebrew Israelites. You have to tell us if

1615
01:34:58,120 --> 01:35:04,320
Speaker 3: you're one. All right, I got scared, bro, they're gonna

1616
01:35:04,400 --> 01:35:04,720
Speaker 3: kill us.

1617
01:35:06,680 --> 01:35:12,759
Speaker 1: But they're not. They're not. Okay, So so what is what?

1618
01:35:12,760 --> 01:35:15,800
Speaker 1: What question do you have not being a member of

1619
01:35:15,880 --> 01:35:22,320
Speaker 1: your family's tribe? Sop? Question is you know how they

1620
01:35:22,360 --> 01:35:31,599
Speaker 1: say that? We get it? Man, I'm not a cop,

1621
01:35:36,120 --> 01:35:40,720
Speaker 1: so we know white people used to. Yeah. No, they've

1622
01:35:40,800 --> 01:35:48,200
Speaker 1: chilled out back in the day, right, So what if

1623
01:35:48,200 --> 01:35:53,840
Speaker 1: we can't find like mummy whoa.

1624
01:35:57,760 --> 01:36:00,800
Speaker 3: No, thank you for doing that here. I truly don't

1625
01:36:00,800 --> 01:36:03,960
Speaker 3: even know where to start with that. What if there's

1626
01:36:04,040 --> 01:36:11,479
Speaker 3: no black mommies because they snorted them all like at

1627
01:36:11,479 --> 01:36:21,719
Speaker 3: a party, they used whatever, but only the black ones

1628
01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:31,280
Speaker 3: the only ones that damn you're using quotations a lot.

1629
01:36:34,920 --> 01:36:40,599
Speaker 1: Uh hey man, no, no, no, thank you for your question.

1630
01:36:41,880 --> 01:36:42,120
Speaker 3: Question.

1631
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:46,599
Speaker 1: I'll say this. We did an episode where we talked

1632
01:36:46,600 --> 01:36:51,799
Speaker 1: about how many things are stolen from the continent that

1633
01:36:51,800 --> 01:36:55,439
Speaker 1: that have now become artifacts in other places that that

1634
01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:59,640
Speaker 1: will never be returned in all likelihood and certainly are

1635
01:37:00,720 --> 01:37:02,920
Speaker 1: if they are returned, they are not going to be

1636
01:37:03,000 --> 01:37:06,519
Speaker 1: returned under any of the circumstances that would benefit the

1637
01:37:06,520 --> 01:37:10,519
Speaker 1: people they were taken from, right, and included in some

1638
01:37:10,680 --> 01:37:14,960
Speaker 1: of that were physical body parts. There are like stolen

1639
01:37:15,320 --> 01:37:20,840
Speaker 1: heads of African rulers and leaders and thinkers that like

1640
01:37:20,920 --> 01:37:25,000
Speaker 1: are sitting in fucking museums and down in basements of

1641
01:37:25,080 --> 01:37:28,920
Speaker 1: like European countries that decided, like, yo, that's our head now,

1642
01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:30,760
Speaker 1: and we're just gonna keep it because we chopped it

1643
01:37:30,840 --> 01:37:35,280
Speaker 1: up and that's ours. So it is not beyond belief

1644
01:37:35,880 --> 01:37:41,879
Speaker 1: that that body parts and fucking biological pieces are stolen

1645
01:37:41,960 --> 01:37:53,360
Speaker 1: and used. That said, snorting a whole nigga see, seems

1646
01:37:53,439 --> 01:37:56,559
Speaker 1: like a bit of a stretch. That's where I started

1647
01:37:56,560 --> 01:38:00,000
Speaker 1: to go. I don't know do coke. I ain't never

1648
01:38:00,160 --> 01:38:02,559
Speaker 1: did coke, but but it seems like there you're not

1649
01:38:02,640 --> 01:38:05,400
Speaker 1: doing that much of it in a night, you know

1650
01:38:05,400 --> 01:38:09,400
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like that's a lot of fucking coke. Yeah,

1651
01:38:09,439 --> 01:38:11,639
Speaker 1: that's good. I have nothing.

1652
01:38:12,080 --> 01:38:14,200
Speaker 3: You really killed it. I don't think I could have.

1653
01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:19,639
Speaker 1: Beat that, all right? Okay, maybe have you ever been

1654
01:38:19,680 --> 01:38:23,799
Speaker 1: to a party. Have you ever been to a party

1655
01:38:23,840 --> 01:38:29,200
Speaker 1: where they they snorted a kyrie irvings worth of person

1656
01:38:30,479 --> 01:38:37,519
Speaker 1: or cocaine anything? Really? Yeah, okay, that's fair. I yeah,

1657
01:38:37,560 --> 01:38:40,080
Speaker 1: I I don't necessarily know that. I believe that they

1658
01:38:40,160 --> 01:38:44,720
Speaker 1: snorted up all the black mummies. I do believe that that.

1659
01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:47,280
Speaker 1: I do believe you when I when you say that

1660
01:38:47,360 --> 01:38:50,559
Speaker 1: they probably did grind up a tow or two and

1661
01:38:50,560 --> 01:38:52,960
Speaker 1: and just to see what it what that does?

1662
01:38:54,720 --> 01:38:54,920
Speaker 3: Right?

1663
01:38:55,040 --> 01:38:58,120
Speaker 1: Like we we for I think currently even today it's

1664
01:38:58,160 --> 01:39:01,280
Speaker 1: still illegal, but it still happened. They grind up rhino

1665
01:39:01,400 --> 01:39:05,080
Speaker 1: horn and fucking elephants parts and ship and tell you

1666
01:39:05,120 --> 01:39:07,680
Speaker 1: that that's how they'll make you a dick bigger, make

1667
01:39:07,720 --> 01:39:09,600
Speaker 1: you last longer in the bed. There's a lot of

1668
01:39:09,680 --> 01:39:12,559
Speaker 1: crazy ship that people do all over the world. So

1669
01:39:12,600 --> 01:39:15,040
Speaker 1: it's not beyond belief that you would snore a mummy.

1670
01:39:15,280 --> 01:39:17,479
Speaker 1: I just don't think you're getting a whole mummy down.

1671
01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:22,360
Speaker 1: Uh that that seems a little ubsurd quantity wise, Yeah,

1672
01:39:23,120 --> 01:39:29,160
Speaker 1: hell yeah? Anybody anybody else? Yes, please? If black people did.

1673
01:39:28,960 --> 01:39:31,360
Speaker 9: Have an extra muscle, do you think they will let

1674
01:39:31,439 --> 01:39:34,560
Speaker 9: people who use steroids for other players.

1675
01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:39,880
Speaker 1: That weren't people whoa I don't know if we have

1676
01:39:39,920 --> 01:39:49,439
Speaker 1: a technology for thigh in plants yet. I mean an mmmm,

1677
01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:51,680
Speaker 1: but isn't it only aesthetic?

1678
01:39:52,080 --> 01:39:56,080
Speaker 3: Like you're talking about actually putting an extra muscle for function, right,

1679
01:39:56,200 --> 01:39:57,160
Speaker 3: not for form?

1680
01:39:57,240 --> 01:39:58,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know that.

1681
01:39:58,800 --> 01:40:01,719
Speaker 3: I'm not a doctor. Also, I'm like a sebi.

1682
01:40:04,760 --> 01:40:06,120
Speaker 1: I'm like a sebi out of ten.

1683
01:40:11,880 --> 01:40:27,800
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I I do think I struggle with

1684
01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:28,920
Speaker 17: I agree with David.

1685
01:40:28,960 --> 01:40:32,400
Speaker 1: I think it's more aesthetic than it is functional. But

1686
01:40:32,479 --> 01:40:34,920
Speaker 1: I do think that there is a very high chance

1687
01:40:35,160 --> 01:40:37,479
Speaker 1: that if black people did have an extra muscle on

1688
01:40:37,560 --> 01:40:40,519
Speaker 1: their leg, there would be come an evening out through

1689
01:40:40,680 --> 01:40:45,800
Speaker 1: like de medicines and sort of like whatever juices and

1690
01:40:45,920 --> 01:40:46,960
Speaker 1: ship to make it so.

1691
01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:50,360
Speaker 3: That, yeah, they try to catch up, especially bad.

1692
01:40:50,120 --> 01:41:01,599
Speaker 1: Like don't do that to me. You can't. He made

1693
01:41:03,240 --> 01:41:07,760
Speaker 1: you asked this question. We didn't come up with this,

1694
01:41:08,760 --> 01:41:10,680
Speaker 1: We weren't in the hotel like all right, this is

1695
01:41:10,680 --> 01:41:14,360
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do, David. I I definitely think that.

1696
01:41:14,560 --> 01:41:16,240
Speaker 1: I also think they will come up. I don't think

1697
01:41:16,320 --> 01:41:19,840
Speaker 1: it'll be like biological changes, but I do think I

1698
01:41:19,840 --> 01:41:22,719
Speaker 1: could definitely see them doing some Iron Man suit type

1699
01:41:22,760 --> 01:41:24,080
Speaker 1: ship with.

1700
01:41:24,600 --> 01:41:28,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like some type of like yeah implanter.

1701
01:41:29,160 --> 01:41:34,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, yeah, what's the remember that that that

1702
01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:41,400
Speaker 1: Olympic runner who lost his legs and killed his wife? Yeah,

1703
01:41:42,360 --> 01:41:44,840
Speaker 1: story is yeah, yeah, I feel like they would do

1704
01:41:44,920 --> 01:41:49,240
Speaker 1: that to their legs, right. They put a little but

1705
01:41:49,360 --> 01:41:53,600
Speaker 1: a little boy boying on the bottom and yeah we

1706
01:41:53,640 --> 01:42:01,080
Speaker 1: got them by Tracy Tracy Trady, what's his name.

1707
01:42:01,040 --> 01:42:01,879
Speaker 3: Tracy mcgre.

1708
01:42:03,680 --> 01:42:06,000
Speaker 1: Tracy Morgan gave you. Yeah, this would be a better

1709
01:42:06,080 --> 01:42:07,080
Speaker 1: joke if I knew his name.

1710
01:42:07,240 --> 01:42:08,160
Speaker 3: No, you're good, you're good.

1711
01:42:08,280 --> 01:42:10,800
Speaker 1: No, it's too late, walk away from it. Push that

1712
01:42:10,920 --> 01:42:16,679
Speaker 1: ship out. Yeah No, I think they would definitely try

1713
01:42:16,720 --> 01:42:18,720
Speaker 1: to even it out. I don't I don't think that

1714
01:42:18,800 --> 01:42:22,760
Speaker 1: it would be through biological surgery. So that's that's a

1715
01:42:22,840 --> 01:42:27,439
Speaker 1: little bit too much to ask. All right, that's how

1716
01:42:27,479 --> 01:42:30,639
Speaker 1: y'all want to end it? Is there another one? Yeah?

1717
01:42:31,800 --> 01:42:42,920
Speaker 16: Yeah, hell yeah, only if he's trying to get beat up.

1718
01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:50,519
Speaker 1: I think me and you together could do it beat

1719
01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:51,200
Speaker 1: up Terry crew.

1720
01:42:51,280 --> 01:42:52,439
Speaker 3: I got a bat at the house.

1721
01:42:53,120 --> 01:42:54,639
Speaker 1: I got a bat too.

1722
01:42:54,720 --> 01:42:55,280
Speaker 3: I think we could.

1723
01:42:55,320 --> 01:42:56,719
Speaker 1: I think me and you in two bats.

1724
01:42:56,960 --> 01:42:59,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, like we just we can't wait.

1725
01:42:59,320 --> 01:43:01,439
Speaker 1: It's like when you no, no, no, we don't.

1726
01:43:01,439 --> 01:43:02,400
Speaker 3: Like Hi, I'm terrible.

1727
01:43:02,479 --> 01:43:05,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we just gotta start swinging right away because

1728
01:43:05,520 --> 01:43:06,920
Speaker 1: we got to make it through that muscle.

1729
01:43:07,040 --> 01:43:09,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's as hell. Yeah, that's a big motherfucker.

1730
01:43:11,080 --> 01:43:13,559
Speaker 1: And he's got to inner rage that that he's not

1731
01:43:13,720 --> 01:43:15,920
Speaker 1: expressing that.

1732
01:43:15,920 --> 01:43:18,719
Speaker 3: That's also true. I feel like if he was allowed,

1733
01:43:19,160 --> 01:43:21,519
Speaker 3: like if he felt like a lot like in a situation.

1734
01:43:21,680 --> 01:43:24,240
Speaker 3: But the point is, yeah, I'm not afraid of him. Yeah,

1735
01:43:24,240 --> 01:43:26,519
Speaker 3: come on, Yeah, I think you would do it because

1736
01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:31,400
Speaker 3: I don't think we've been very there's no incentive for him.

1737
01:43:31,520 --> 01:43:33,920
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I don't think this would benefit Terry Crews

1738
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:34,759
Speaker 1: in any way.

1739
01:43:34,800 --> 01:43:38,000
Speaker 3: Like come and come and defend you calling yourself a coop.

1740
01:43:39,400 --> 01:43:43,000
Speaker 1: I do think I will say that that Terry Crews,

1741
01:43:43,040 --> 01:43:44,880
Speaker 1: and I mean this for a lot of the people

1742
01:43:44,880 --> 01:43:47,600
Speaker 1: we make fun of. There is an open invitation for

1743
01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:50,439
Speaker 1: all of them. Yeah. We have never once said we

1744
01:43:50,479 --> 01:43:52,560
Speaker 1: would not have Terry Crews on the show, and I

1745
01:43:54,040 --> 01:43:57,280
Speaker 1: firmly believe that if Terry crew said I'm willing to

1746
01:43:57,320 --> 01:44:01,120
Speaker 1: come on the show, we would happily welcome him, and

1747
01:44:01,200 --> 01:44:06,240
Speaker 1: we would probably tank our careers in the process. Nothing

1748
01:44:06,280 --> 01:44:09,040
Speaker 1: good can come up with for us. Either mid level

1749
01:44:09,040 --> 01:44:16,599
Speaker 1: comedians get assaulted by the star of White Chicks, Bro,

1750
01:44:16,720 --> 01:44:19,000
Speaker 1: it goes so bad if Terry crews beat our ass,

1751
01:44:19,160 --> 01:44:23,599
Speaker 1: bro if he bunks our heads together, Oh no, fuck

1752
01:44:24,200 --> 01:44:26,240
Speaker 1: like the Three Stooges, Yo, that's.

1753
01:44:26,120 --> 01:44:30,200
Speaker 3: What he would do too. Yeah he does that nose thing.

1754
01:44:30,640 --> 01:44:35,040
Speaker 1: Yeah No, I'm not the big monkey, motherfucker. Come on,

1755
01:44:35,160 --> 01:44:35,799
Speaker 1: I don't care.

1756
01:44:37,160 --> 01:44:37,280
Speaker 6: What.

1757
01:44:37,439 --> 01:44:41,040
Speaker 1: He ain't a big old monkey too. That's not a

1758
01:44:41,160 --> 01:44:45,599
Speaker 1: racial thing that nigga's a big old monkey, all right,

1759
01:44:45,720 --> 01:44:46,760
Speaker 1: agree to disagree.

1760
01:44:48,640 --> 01:44:50,400
Speaker 3: I want that to be the last joke you made

1761
01:44:50,439 --> 01:44:51,080
Speaker 3: on this tour.

1762
01:44:54,920 --> 01:44:57,200
Speaker 1: I think we did it. Everybody, Thank you so much

1763
01:44:57,240 --> 01:45:00,519
Speaker 1: for being here. Yeah, we're gonna be in the back.

1764
01:45:00,600 --> 01:45:03,080
Speaker 1: If you want to say hi, take pictures. Oh, we

1765
01:45:03,160 --> 01:45:07,080
Speaker 1: got four hats, but we've been selling hats on the tour.

1766
01:45:07,200 --> 01:45:09,600
Speaker 1: There are there are I believe four or five of

1767
01:45:09,640 --> 01:45:12,200
Speaker 1: them left. Uh So, if you want to hat, come

1768
01:45:12,240 --> 01:45:14,160
Speaker 1: holler at us, and we're happy to sell you the

1769
01:45:14,200 --> 01:45:16,880
Speaker 1: remaining ones that we have. But more importantly, if you

1770
01:45:16,960 --> 01:45:19,040
Speaker 1: just want to say hi, if you want to tell

1771
01:45:19,120 --> 01:45:21,799
Speaker 1: us your ship, if you just want to take a picture,

1772
01:45:22,080 --> 01:45:23,920
Speaker 1: we'd love to do that. We we want to meet

1773
01:45:24,240 --> 01:45:27,280
Speaker 1: and greet everybody who wants that. So come see us,

1774
01:45:27,280 --> 01:45:30,000
Speaker 1: come holler at us, and and thank you for being here.

1775
01:45:33,720 --> 01:45:40,280
Speaker 1: I good, and you sing good and oh bye.

1776
01:45:40,280 --> 01:46:01,759
Speaker 18: Bitch as racist hosting money, she's defending turkey stuffing.

1777
01:46:02,840 --> 01:46:04,559
Speaker 1: I can't help me nothing.

1778
01:46:12,240 --> 01:46:12,280
Speaker 3: H