1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:01,440 Speaker 1: Kutbooms. 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:05,360 Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 5 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 6 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,600 Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to clearinghouse of 7 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:23,480 Speaker 2: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 8 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 2: with Ben Maller starts right now in. 9 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:34,200 Speaker 1: The air everywhere, The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben Maller 10 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:39,600 Speaker 1: and Danny g Radio. As we settle in here to 11 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 1: a glorious, wonderful kind of a Sunday. It's a mailbag 12 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:47,479 Speaker 1: kind of a Sunday, and it's an ice cream You scream, 13 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 1: We all scream for ice cream. It's National ice Cream 14 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 1: Day today, Danny, so make sure to eat ice cream 15 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: at some point today. 16 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 3: Got to celebrate. Oh yeah, oh yeah. That's one scoop 17 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 3: of Rocky Road for me. 18 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 1: That's it. One scoop. Come on, man, you gotta live 19 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 1: up a little bit now. Ice cream. We can thank 20 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:12,120 Speaker 1: the Persians who invented kind of an ice cream. It 21 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 1: was a recipe for the Royal family in four hundred BC. 22 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 1: They made it from saffron, ice, rose water, and some 23 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,679 Speaker 1: fruit and they mixed all that together and that was 24 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 1: kind of an ice cream. And then over the years, 25 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 1: obviously it has evolved in now we have ice cream everywhere, 26 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:38,760 Speaker 1: anything is possible, and any kind of ice cream you 27 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,240 Speaker 1: could possibly want, and so the way to go. So 28 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 1: it's a National ice Cream Day. Forty percent of Americans 29 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:48,360 Speaker 1: have eaten an entire pint of ice cream. That's four 30 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 1: servings supposed to be eaten by four different people, and 31 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 1: forty percent of people have done that by themselves. 32 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 3: You were saying, just one scoop, Yeah, because anything more 33 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 3: than that ice cream makes me feel sick to my stomach. 34 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 3: I love it in a small dose, but eating too 35 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 3: much ice cream puts you into a coma. 36 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have that problem. I'm a too scoop 37 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 1: guy in a waffle cone. I'm a two scoop guy 38 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 1: in a waffle cone. I normally go my default flavors 39 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 1: are cookie dough strawberry. Normally those are mine, but I've 40 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 1: been going more exotic, more exotic recently. You know, I'll 41 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:30,799 Speaker 1: have some. 42 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 3: Strawberry is underrated, especially when it's a shake. I love 43 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:35,640 Speaker 3: strawberry shakes. 44 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, properly made strawberries outstanding. So and I'm not lactose intolerant, 45 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,920 Speaker 1: so I don't have to worry about that. And I 46 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,359 Speaker 1: don't eat ice cream when I'm sad. Some people eat 47 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:49,040 Speaker 1: ice cream when they're sad, right, they do that. And 48 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,399 Speaker 1: people were depressed, they had plans and the plans got canceled, 49 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 1: they'll eat They'll end up eating ice cream. And I 50 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 1: don't really do that. I'm actually happy when my plans 51 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,800 Speaker 1: are canceled and whatnot. But we're gonna get to the mailbag. 52 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 1: But I wanted to start because this is the biggest 53 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: day of the summer on the Overnight show. It's the 54 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:12,239 Speaker 1: Mallard Palooza. And this we paid a lot of money, Danny. 55 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 1: We spared no expense. This podcast normally has no budget 56 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:20,080 Speaker 1: the fifth hour. However, we now have enough money to 57 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 1: get the exclusive pregame rights for the twenty twenty five 58 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: Mallar Paloosa, which is tonight, the greatest night of the 59 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 1: summer in overnight sports radio. It's going to be amazing. 60 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: So the Ben Malor Show, which on this night, we 61 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,400 Speaker 1: have a little bit of everything right now. We normally 62 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: have some people that are unhinged We have people that 63 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 1: are brilliant, we have people you know somewhere in between, 64 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 1: but nothing we do can compare to the malor palooza. 65 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 1: Tonight it is green light go. The flag is up. 66 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 1: And what exactly for those that have not heard the 67 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 1: Mallard Paloosa, because there are new people. If you're new 68 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 1: to this part of town, you're new to the village. 69 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: Imagine if you took the Gong Show and you filtered 70 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:14,800 Speaker 1: it through late night sports talk delirium and then added 71 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 1: just a little dash, no more than a dash of 72 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:22,039 Speaker 1: America's got no talent, that's a spinoff show. And you 73 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 1: put that all in there and let that simmer on 74 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:29,919 Speaker 1: a crock pot all weekend long, and mix in some 75 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 1: radio lunacy and there you go. 76 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:36,480 Speaker 3: Put some cocaine back into Coca Cola and everyone has 77 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 3: a drink of that. 78 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,720 Speaker 1: That's the original way to go. I saw Trump wants 79 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,920 Speaker 1: to get that Mexican coke in America, but they got 80 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: to put the original coke, as you said, Danny, in Georgia. 81 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 1: When they put that, you know that white powder in there? 82 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 3: Man? 83 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: And where are the white women at the matth of Plosa? 84 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:56,320 Speaker 1: Is a wonderfully weird circus, and I will be the ringleader. 85 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: I will also be the judge. I am the moral 86 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: center of the malord militia that doesn't really believe in morals, 87 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 1: so I will be there. I will be the judge, 88 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:15,279 Speaker 1: the middle medieval executioner, the whole thing. So I will listen. 89 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,760 Speaker 1: My plan is to listen very patiently. I will NodD 90 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 1: along as you get on the air tonight and you sing. 91 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 1: You know, somebody's gonna get up there and sing an 92 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: off key version of I have the Tiger on a ukulele, 93 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 1: mark the full name. Guys back, he's got his harmonica out, 94 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:34,800 Speaker 1: and I will listen. I will then eviscerate most of 95 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:41,080 Speaker 1: the acts like they were jose Albouve of the cheating Astros. Now, 96 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 1: the plan is to be fair. However, it's a radio, 97 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 1: so we have to be entertaining. We you know, I'm 98 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 1: gonna be fair, but I gotta be entertaining, and it 99 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:56,120 Speaker 1: has to be somewhat memorable. So if you're gonna bomb, 100 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 1: at least do it with conviction, take pride in it. 101 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 1: We're gonna have stand up comedy performed into a vacuum. 102 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 1: No laughter, no clapping, just a voice, telling knock knock 103 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 1: jokes or telling jokes. Did you hear the one about 104 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:17,800 Speaker 1: Bill Belichick taking his girlfriend to dinner? Yeah, chuck e 105 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,280 Speaker 1: cheese is not that cheap anymore, you know, Bump bump. 106 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:28,280 Speaker 1: So there will be animal impersonations, animal impressments, which are 107 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,680 Speaker 1: so gonna be so good you're gonna think you're at 108 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 1: the San Diego Zoo. We're gonna get stupid human tricks, 109 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 1: which is pretty much all of this is stupid human tricks. 110 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 1: And you know, some kind of regrettable decision, like somebody's 111 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 1: probably dared. I'm gonna call up the Malor Show on 112 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 1: six hundred radio stations. That's right. Remember that guy, that's 113 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,479 Speaker 1: a guy from Georgia. Remember that it was a farm 114 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 1: of him. Yes, and he only called up that one time. 115 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,479 Speaker 1: I think he called one other time. That's it, and 116 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:01,600 Speaker 1: he was really good. But willis Andre from the Commonwealth's 117 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:05,719 Speaker 1: beloved dog who will likely steal the show and also 118 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,720 Speaker 1: urinate on the show at the same time. So we'll 119 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:12,680 Speaker 1: have that and it's gonna be great, Mallatplus, it's not 120 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 1: just a talent show. It's a test of endurance and 121 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:20,240 Speaker 1: for those that are brave enough to participate tonight. We 122 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 1: thank you for those of you that are planning on 123 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:29,400 Speaker 1: just listening and he's dropping in. It is a it's 124 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 1: not just a town show. It's a talent show design 125 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:35,160 Speaker 1: for people who are not particularly interested in being talented. 126 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 1: So we're not there to coddle your feelings or anything 127 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:44,000 Speaker 1: like that, and we're not really there to give constructive feedback. 128 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:48,400 Speaker 1: We're not a real entertainment show in that regard, and 129 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,800 Speaker 1: we're there to crown a winner and pretty much burn 130 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:54,160 Speaker 1: everyone else to the ground. And it's not the voice 131 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,320 Speaker 1: or anything like that. It's, if anything, is the voice 132 00:07:57,320 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 1: in your head at two thirty in the morning. So 133 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:05,840 Speaker 1: if you're going to impersonate a zebra on national radio, 134 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,440 Speaker 1: more power to you. But I've noticed over the years, Danny, 135 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:12,360 Speaker 1: a lot of these acts are imagining your uncle singing 136 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,480 Speaker 1: karaoke on three Medello tall Boys, right just out there, 137 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:19,000 Speaker 1: just going for it. And uh, you know, it's not 138 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,640 Speaker 1: a corporate thing, and you know the corporate people are 139 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 1: all sleeping and all that, and we'll just like all 140 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,560 Speaker 1: other Malapaluza events, it's going to be unfiltered, and it's 141 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 1: amateur hour. It's not not professional. 142 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,960 Speaker 3: You know, I enjoy how the talent covers all bases. 143 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:39,040 Speaker 3: You can go from a guy who belches a song 144 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:44,840 Speaker 3: to a famous pianist who you know, yeah, who plays 145 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 3: something amazing. I've heard a lot of things that are 146 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,599 Speaker 3: on the level of a blue collar dude all the 147 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,480 Speaker 3: way up to you know, a guy who tours the world. 148 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 1: Well, we had last year Pam from Seattle, who's a 149 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 1: friend of Vincanter. Pam is a classically trained musician who 150 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:04,760 Speaker 1: was amazing, and like, what are you doing here, You're 151 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,240 Speaker 1: ruining the whole bit. It's supposed to be the guy 152 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:11,800 Speaker 1: from Syracuse who's rhythmically farting one of the great acts. 153 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,600 Speaker 1: We had a couple of legendary acts. We had the 154 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:18,240 Speaker 1: Boston burper who would burp out words, say well, burp 155 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,720 Speaker 1: and talk at the same time. And we had the 156 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,679 Speaker 1: guy from Iowa that would squeal songs like a pig. 157 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:29,679 Speaker 1: Always great, always great. So we're excited about it. You know, 158 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:32,160 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter if the act is good. What matters 159 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,440 Speaker 1: is that the act happened. It's not art exactly, but 160 00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:39,319 Speaker 1: it feels kind of like art, and that's all we need. 161 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:42,520 Speaker 1: And we're very happy about that. And so we thank 162 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:44,679 Speaker 1: those that are doing it. It's not easy to do. 163 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:48,560 Speaker 1: You're on a big platform and you're doing it, and 164 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,360 Speaker 1: if it goes well and you'll win, you can tell people. 165 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,040 Speaker 1: And if you don't win, you don't have to worry 166 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:55,040 Speaker 1: about it. No one heard it, so you're all good. 167 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:59,720 Speaker 1: And there is that, but there it is. The Malard Palooza. Tonight, 168 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:03,520 Speaker 1: one night, only four hours is going to set a 169 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:07,040 Speaker 1: record for downloads during the summer months on the show. 170 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,320 Speaker 1: It's right up there with the Benny Awards, which is 171 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,520 Speaker 1: the biggest night in overnight sports radio. But for the summer, 172 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:19,080 Speaker 1: this is it. This is absolutely it. So we're looking 173 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 1: forward to that. To me a lot of fun. And 174 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:21,920 Speaker 1: before I forget Dan, I did want to thank you. 175 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:26,600 Speaker 1: I got several messages this week from people saying, Hey, 176 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:30,880 Speaker 1: I didn't realize you stay it at hotels that have bedbugs. 177 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:36,000 Speaker 1: I had no idea like hotels with bedbugs. So I guess, Danny, 178 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,760 Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that are listening to the 179 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,640 Speaker 1: Dan Patrick Show and heard you crack the mics and 180 00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:44,000 Speaker 1: I was like, I woke up and I'm like, what 181 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,680 Speaker 1: the what the freaking. 182 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:49,520 Speaker 3: I didn't say you had bed bugs. I said, you 183 00:10:49,679 --> 00:10:53,240 Speaker 3: think bed bugs are a myth, that you know it's 184 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:57,120 Speaker 3: overstated that cheaper hotels have them. That's what I said. 185 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:00,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, well what I told you. I said, I'd check. 186 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:04,200 Speaker 1: I stay at cheaper hotels, which I'm fine with because 187 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,920 Speaker 1: the whole point of traveling is not to sit in 188 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,640 Speaker 1: your hotel room, is to go out and do stuff. 189 00:11:08,679 --> 00:11:11,840 Speaker 1: But I'll check. I'm not gonna stay. There's ways you 190 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,920 Speaker 1: can see if they're bedbugs. You look, you pick the 191 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,280 Speaker 1: pillows up, you look under the sheets. 192 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,680 Speaker 3: As we were roasting Rob Parker because he had a 193 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:23,800 Speaker 3: great post on Instagram this past week, he was traveling 194 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,560 Speaker 3: after the All Star Game back to la and he 195 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,440 Speaker 3: went to a grocery store the night before his flight 196 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:34,760 Speaker 3: back home, picked up two reduced price sandwiches. One was 197 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:38,599 Speaker 3: a some gouda something in the other was a mayonnaise 198 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:42,880 Speaker 3: based chicken salad sandwich. And He's like, these would have 199 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,600 Speaker 3: been eighteen dollars at the airport. I got him for 200 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:49,680 Speaker 3: two dollars and seventy cents. And we're saying, no, there's 201 00:11:49,679 --> 00:11:54,679 Speaker 3: some things to be frugal with, not mayonnaise based sandwiches. 202 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:58,560 Speaker 1: Though No, I saw that too, I said Rob. First 203 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,000 Speaker 1: of all, even if you did that, why would you 204 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,400 Speaker 1: celebrate it? Why would you post it? You know, like, 205 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,560 Speaker 1: I mean, what are you doing? I take it the 206 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:08,040 Speaker 1: chicken salad sandwich. You might as well drive right to 207 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,640 Speaker 1: the emergency room and have your stomach pumped, all right, Like. 208 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, in CNAR, they were like, well, the grocery store 209 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:16,280 Speaker 3: wildn't sell it if it's bad, And I'm like, okay, 210 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:19,439 Speaker 3: but he has a long uber ride to the airport, 211 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,520 Speaker 3: probably hot in the car, let's be honest. And then 212 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:26,000 Speaker 3: the terminals in most of Atlanta's airport, half of the 213 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,760 Speaker 3: place there that I was walking through, I had to 214 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,800 Speaker 3: like sit in one section and wait for my flight 215 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,600 Speaker 3: to board so I could actually feel some ac Could 216 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,800 Speaker 3: you imagine that mayonnaise danwich just rotting in his bag 217 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:38,960 Speaker 3: that whole time. 218 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,319 Speaker 1: Or rotting in his stomach. And then the other thing 219 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,800 Speaker 1: is he's flyes Spirit Airlines and you have to pay 220 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,160 Speaker 1: like seventy five dollars to use the bathroom on a 221 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,920 Speaker 1: Spirit floor plate, even if. 222 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,959 Speaker 3: It's one hundred and twenty five. 223 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,240 Speaker 1: If you take a dump, oh yeah, forget it. If 224 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:55,000 Speaker 1: you take a dump, I mean that's a that's a 225 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,840 Speaker 1: toxic spill. They might they might bring the whole plane down. 226 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:01,080 Speaker 1: So that is that is insan like, I'm all for 227 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,480 Speaker 1: saving bug, but you can save even more money if 228 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,560 Speaker 1: you just fast. You don't have to, you know, don't 229 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:09,040 Speaker 1: need that. Whatever, my god, what are you doing so well? 230 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,760 Speaker 3: They couldn't do a segment on the Dan Patrick Show 231 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,800 Speaker 3: about co workers who like to save money without me 232 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,120 Speaker 3: giving you an honorable mention. 233 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,120 Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I was like, I was trying to. 234 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,000 Speaker 1: I was like, what what happened? Like? Why are all 235 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:23,080 Speaker 1: these people messaging me? I didn't do anything. I haven't 236 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:26,199 Speaker 1: really been anywhere recently where I've stayed at a cheap 237 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,200 Speaker 1: hotel or anything like that. It's like, anyway, well, thanks 238 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,160 Speaker 1: for the shout out, Dan, I do appreciate that. And 239 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:35,040 Speaker 1: let's get the mail bag, mail bag, mail bag. 240 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,200 Speaker 3: It's a big. 241 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:52,760 Speaker 1: Mail bag. Thank you very much, ohio al. First up 242 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:57,240 Speaker 1: is Scott from Clearwater, Florida. He says, uh, if a 243 00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:00,800 Speaker 1: traditional heart shape is not that of an actual heart, 244 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,920 Speaker 1: what it actually looks like? Where did the heart shape 245 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:09,560 Speaker 1: or phrase heart shaped originate? Why did someone and eventually 246 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,480 Speaker 1: all of society thing of heart looks like that? All right? 247 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,600 Speaker 1: So I did some digging on this Scott in Clearwater, Florida. 248 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:18,560 Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the podcast. God Bless you. 249 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:24,200 Speaker 1: So the earliest known heart like shape, they believe it 250 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:31,760 Speaker 1: it came from the seed pod. It's a now extinct plant, 251 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:36,840 Speaker 1: but it was used by the Romans and the ancient Greeks. 252 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,360 Speaker 1: And the great thing about this is it was used 253 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:44,840 Speaker 1: as an aphrodisiac, like a contraceptive. It was an early viagra. 254 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:50,960 Speaker 1: This plant, the seed pod, was like early viagra, and 255 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,800 Speaker 1: it's part of the Greek mythology and all that, but 256 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,800 Speaker 1: it's like it was a legitimate thing, the seed pod, 257 00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:01,800 Speaker 1: and it resembled the modern what we consider today to 258 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:05,880 Speaker 1: be the modern heart shape, even though your real heart 259 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:09,200 Speaker 1: does not look like that. They claim those that have 260 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:13,760 Speaker 1: studied it that medieval artistic influence also played a role. 261 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:18,440 Speaker 1: That they took what they did in ancient Greece and 262 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:23,320 Speaker 1: the Romans, and then they added to that. They kind 263 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,840 Speaker 1: of copied it and added to it. But there were 264 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:31,080 Speaker 1: depictions of the sacred Heart of Jesus starting around the 265 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:35,480 Speaker 1: eleventeenth century, and it's just kind of it's continued ever 266 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:41,600 Speaker 1: since then, and so it goes way way back. You're 267 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:44,480 Speaker 1: talking about it started because of a plant and no 268 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:50,120 Speaker 1: longer exists. With the Romans, and then by late Middle 269 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:54,120 Speaker 1: Ages the heart shape had been used in literature and 270 00:15:54,760 --> 00:16:00,200 Speaker 1: romantic love. In the thirteenth century there were French manuscripts 271 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:04,800 Speaker 1: that included as well. So you can think, as it 272 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,920 Speaker 1: turns out, scott and Clearwater, you can think a plant 273 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:12,760 Speaker 1: that is now extinct that they used to make whoopee 274 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:16,280 Speaker 1: back in the you know, the early days, back then. 275 00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:19,760 Speaker 1: So there you go. Next up on the mailbag is 276 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,920 Speaker 1: Reggie in Motown. Reggie and Detroit writes in says, Hey, guys, 277 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:29,440 Speaker 1: excited for the mal or poloosa Tonight, Ben which kind 278 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:33,600 Speaker 1: of judge are you going to be? Well, you'll have 279 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:36,960 Speaker 1: to find out. Reggie, tune in tonight eleven PM West. 280 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,000 Speaker 1: Two Am. I think of myself two am in the East. 281 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,480 Speaker 1: I think of myself kind of like Simon Cowell meets 282 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,760 Speaker 1: the East German judge. 283 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,160 Speaker 3: Does anyway, I don't know, sure, Yeah, you aren't very 284 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,120 Speaker 3: easy to impress. 285 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,440 Speaker 1: Well you get the East German judge. I don't know 286 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,960 Speaker 1: that anyone younger in the demo gets it. But that 287 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,720 Speaker 1: goes back to the seventies and the eighties, right, It 288 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:59,560 Speaker 1: wasn't The story was the East German Judge would would 289 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 1: only give high scores to communist countries. 290 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:08,240 Speaker 3: Isn't still a pop culture reference of the Russian Judge? 291 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,000 Speaker 1: Well, yeah, the Russian Judge too, but the always said 292 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:14,480 Speaker 1: the East German Judge was the one that was tougher 293 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:18,760 Speaker 1: on any Western country and would would mark down people 294 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,400 Speaker 1: if they were not from a communist country, you get 295 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:25,080 Speaker 1: a lower score. So no, I'm gonna listening, and I 296 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:28,399 Speaker 1: will give my disclaimer. It's not easy to perform Reggie 297 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:32,000 Speaker 1: at the Mallard Palooza, and it's different now. You know, 298 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,960 Speaker 1: Eddie's not with the show anymore, and I don't know 299 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:37,680 Speaker 1: what kind of judge Lorraina is gonna be. And Coop 300 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:41,840 Speaker 1: will be there, so we'll see Alf from he says 301 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:45,480 Speaker 1: from the Mallard Paloza. Red carpet says, greetings, gentlemen, Ben, 302 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:49,520 Speaker 1: any chance that someone in the studio tonight will have 303 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,679 Speaker 1: an itchy trigger trigger finger on the gong during the 304 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:56,439 Speaker 1: talent show just enough to allow time for the usual bits, 305 00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,440 Speaker 1: the who am I? The instant trivia, the Malar Riddle. 306 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,959 Speaker 1: Alf says, I just feel like I'd be stealing money 307 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,639 Speaker 1: from Fox Sports radio, because those are the only bits 308 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,919 Speaker 1: I really get paid for being the all time lost 309 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:15,119 Speaker 1: king in all those bits, ain't easy, signed Alf the 310 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,960 Speaker 1: Alien Opotter. Well, if we are not planning on having 311 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,240 Speaker 1: the who am I? The instant trivia or the Mallard 312 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:24,080 Speaker 1: Riddle of the Day on the show because of the timing, 313 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna I am gonna do some Mallor monologues. 314 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:31,320 Speaker 1: They'll be shorter Malar monologues to leave time for the acts. 315 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,159 Speaker 1: So it's it's gonna be a little bit of a 316 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:36,679 Speaker 1: different timing thing here. And what I'd like is for 317 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:42,040 Speaker 1: Alf and some of the other regulars to be judges. 318 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,400 Speaker 1: I'll get real time feedback from the people because I'll 319 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,240 Speaker 1: be judging, and we'll be judging in the studio in 320 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,239 Speaker 1: the Mallard plus. And then you guys can chime in 321 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:52,560 Speaker 1: with a like a zinger, a good one liner, and 322 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,760 Speaker 1: that'll keep the show. 323 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,560 Speaker 3: Moving, so that won't take up any valuable airtime at all. 324 00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:01,240 Speaker 3: It sounds like you getting a call from New York 325 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,600 Speaker 3: so you can report it back to the field. 326 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,199 Speaker 1: Yeah, yea, I know it'll be boots on the ground. 327 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,360 Speaker 1: Boots on the ground, So I'm all for it. Ferg 328 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,800 Speaker 1: Dog and Fullerton writes and says, hey, Ben and Danny 329 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,919 Speaker 1: g as Ben knows, I am a huge fan of 330 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,399 Speaker 1: bumper music. I look forward to the bumpers on his 331 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:18,760 Speaker 1: show every night. 332 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:22,520 Speaker 3: Ferg says, that's right. I am undefeated with bumper music. 333 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:23,600 Speaker 2: You killed it. 334 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,440 Speaker 3: I am the reigning champion of bumper music on the 335 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,400 Speaker 3: Ben Mallers Show. 336 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:33,440 Speaker 1: Your nickname is bumper g Yeah or firsts as they 337 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:37,280 Speaker 1: set the tone bumper music for every segment. Would it 338 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,080 Speaker 1: be possible for the fifth hour to have bumper music 339 00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:43,360 Speaker 1: as well? Or does that not work on a podcast? 340 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:46,280 Speaker 1: I wouldn't even mind if you could only play music 341 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,600 Speaker 1: that's in the public domain. What do you think? Also, 342 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,520 Speaker 1: in honor of the Big Dumpers home run derby Wynne, 343 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,280 Speaker 1: do you guys take any fiber supplements? 344 00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:00,160 Speaker 3: Says Ferg Wow. 345 00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:03,879 Speaker 1: All right, Yeah. This is because Lorena played the Titanic 346 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:08,680 Speaker 1: song Danny coming Back to Break and I snapped a 347 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,359 Speaker 1: little bit. I said, you got to know the target 348 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,280 Speaker 1: demo and that's not target demo and. 349 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:16,040 Speaker 3: She just played it for no reason. It didn't tie 350 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,600 Speaker 3: into anything you were talking about. 351 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,680 Speaker 1: Well, I had mentioned I think I mentioned the Titanic 352 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,959 Speaker 1: I'd mentioned something during the monologue. It was just a 353 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,600 Speaker 1: throwaway line. It wasn't to play the song I Got you. 354 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,719 Speaker 3: It wasn't like like a main thought of the topic. 355 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:34,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, And I snapped because I get email from old 356 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:38,240 Speaker 1: dudes who like I like, I want to hear fucking 357 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,480 Speaker 1: a CDC, not Titanic exactly, like I don't know you 358 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:47,000 Speaker 1: play those love songs and those chicks. Yeah, And I 359 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:47,600 Speaker 1: was like, I don't. 360 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:51,320 Speaker 3: I played everything from Boston to Boogie Down productions, and. 361 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,399 Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, my rant Danny, I was like, 362 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,119 Speaker 1: I don't. You're tuning into a. 363 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,320 Speaker 3: You're very You've always been very anti bumper music because 364 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:04,320 Speaker 3: your theory is people don't tune in for the ged music. 365 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:05,919 Speaker 3: They tune in for me. 366 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,320 Speaker 1: Well, yes, just like if I was turning on Kiss FM, 367 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,320 Speaker 1: I wouldn't say, boy, I really enjoyed that stop set 368 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,119 Speaker 1: by the DJ. 369 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,560 Speaker 3: I mean not right, but ben with sports talk radio, 370 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:22,919 Speaker 3: really really well placed. Bumper music is like icing on 371 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Speaker 3: top of a beautifully baked cake. No, I hear you. 372 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,760 Speaker 1: I would rather than play the right song like sound 373 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,440 Speaker 1: that to me, that's more important, like have any sound 374 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,000 Speaker 1: to play. I would like to me, that's much more 375 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,360 Speaker 1: important than music. But whatever, listen, so ferg Dog very 376 00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:42,800 Speaker 1: funny like that. And as far as fiber supplements, Danny, No, 377 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:47,680 Speaker 1: I do do some. Like I've started eating more yogurt 378 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,439 Speaker 1: because it's good for you. It's good for your digestive system. 379 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:54,840 Speaker 1: I guess that that's about it. 380 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,560 Speaker 3: I mean, I take let's see, how about are you 381 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,920 Speaker 3: on the new Genics. No, I don't like it too. 382 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, uh. 383 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,080 Speaker 3: Fiber you don't really need that, man, Just eat some 384 00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,120 Speaker 3: fruit and you know, have that as a regular part 385 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,200 Speaker 3: of your diet. The one thing, speaking of blood flow, 386 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,720 Speaker 3: there are some good supplements that keeps the blood flowing, 387 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:21,840 Speaker 3: especially in your legs China. And then I also take 388 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:28,960 Speaker 3: like clear lungs because we're in the smog in southern California. 389 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:34,160 Speaker 3: I take two supplements that help, like, you know, keep 390 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,439 Speaker 3: your chest clean and clear. 391 00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:40,840 Speaker 1: I took for a while. I have a really fed 392 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,240 Speaker 1: up My right knee is kind of fed up old 393 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,560 Speaker 1: football injury. Back in the day when I was start 394 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:50,679 Speaker 1: Polk High School. I heard my knees somewhere along the way. 395 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:52,200 Speaker 1: In fact, that funny thing is, I think this might 396 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,359 Speaker 1: actually be from that media baseball game at Dodger Stadium 397 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,320 Speaker 1: when I injured myself and ended up on the Channel 398 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,560 Speaker 1: eleven news in LA that night. 399 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,080 Speaker 3: That explains your performance at Bakersfield. 400 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,880 Speaker 1: You don't you did that pitch was a strike, and 401 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,760 Speaker 1: I don't it it was a strike. There are more 402 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,359 Speaker 1: ways than one to get a picture, to get a 403 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,760 Speaker 1: hitter out with a different picture. 404 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,480 Speaker 3: Oh, those necros all look the same when they're pitching, all. 405 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:23,240 Speaker 1: Right, Calm down, cowboy anyway, So I uh, I took 406 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,399 Speaker 1: that for a while. It helped the cartilage in my 407 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:29,520 Speaker 1: knee for some reason, because my knee was locking up. 408 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:33,120 Speaker 1: But I stopped taking it and I haven't had any problems. 409 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,320 Speaker 1: So I'll take it again when my knee starts flaring up, 410 00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:41,360 Speaker 1: and that'll be that. Tommy from Vegas writes in He says, Hey, 411 00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 1: Ben and Danny, you guys work in these sports media business. 412 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:48,000 Speaker 1: Do you think Shannon Sharp will now return to ESPN? 413 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:52,720 Speaker 1: He settled his lawsuit. I guess he paid off the 414 00:23:54,480 --> 00:24:01,000 Speaker 1: cuser this week. Danny. I, I don't think he's gonna return. 415 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,760 Speaker 1: I don't know a lot about it. I just had 416 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:07,680 Speaker 1: heard some stuff that Disney Disney was not going to 417 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,600 Speaker 1: be down for him to return so I don't know. 418 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:13,320 Speaker 3: I don't know if he's I think the way the 419 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:17,520 Speaker 3: climate is, especially with the Joy Taylor stuff, if you 420 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:21,080 Speaker 3: have any of that swirling around you, then these media 421 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,840 Speaker 3: companies don't really want to be dealing with any of 422 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,000 Speaker 3: that pr right now. 423 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot of money to Shannon Sharp, he 424 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,840 Speaker 1: ends up he could have hated the woman off originally 425 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,760 Speaker 1: and it would have kept the job. 426 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,280 Speaker 3: But I think he tried ben that was part of 427 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:36,800 Speaker 3: the story. 428 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,080 Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, maybe. 429 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,680 Speaker 3: He attempted to and it didn't work out. 430 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, Tommy, I would say, I don't think we'll see 431 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,600 Speaker 1: him on ESPN again. And he's got his podcast that's 432 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:47,360 Speaker 1: I guess doing. 433 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:47,800 Speaker 3: Okay. 434 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,159 Speaker 1: I don't know how much he makes from that. Many 435 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,760 Speaker 1: from Mesa writes in he says. 436 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,719 Speaker 3: His podcast almost has as many listeners as our wishes. 437 00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,040 Speaker 1: It was the fifth Hour. Manny from Masa says, do 438 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,880 Speaker 1: you think this will be turned into a Netflix special? 439 00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:06,399 Speaker 1: He sent me a story here. Danny says a Virgin 440 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:12,199 Speaker 1: Atlantic forced to respond after luggage was covered with human feces. 441 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:20,320 Speaker 1: This happened at JFK in New York. According to this 442 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:25,600 Speaker 1: very graphic article from the Daily Mail, which manny I 443 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,200 Speaker 1: did not see this. Passengers were waiting for their bags 444 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,600 Speaker 1: at JFK when they started noticing a smell as the 445 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:35,440 Speaker 1: bags arrived. The bags, a couple of them, appeared to 446 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:41,159 Speaker 1: be covered in a mysterious light brown substance. And it 447 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:45,919 Speaker 1: was the smell that overwhelmed the carousel. And it turns 448 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,879 Speaker 1: out there was some poopy. Oh man, this is not 449 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,439 Speaker 1: just a little poopy. There is a lot, a lot 450 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,199 Speaker 1: of a lot of poopy, a lot of poopy. The 451 00:25:56,240 --> 00:26:02,320 Speaker 1: suitcases have flown from Heathrow Airport in London JFK, and 452 00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,720 Speaker 1: I had the splot. This is not just a little 453 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,160 Speaker 1: bit of splatter though day. This is like next level man, 454 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:08,280 Speaker 1: they are. 455 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,679 Speaker 3: This is like the documentary that's on Netflix right now. 456 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,200 Speaker 3: How about that poop Cruise. 457 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, which I saw, I talked about it. I think 458 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:16,840 Speaker 1: I don't know I talked about it here or not? 459 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,639 Speaker 1: I think did? I don't even know. I talking to 460 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,000 Speaker 1: microphones a lot. Have you seen it? You and the 461 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,560 Speaker 1: wife watched the Poop Cruise one? 462 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,840 Speaker 3: No, we haven't watched it yet. 463 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,440 Speaker 1: It's pretty good, not bad. The one of the women 464 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:32,720 Speaker 1: in there that's featured, one of the blonde women. She 465 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,919 Speaker 1: was supposed to interview Michael Jordan, but she didn't end 466 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,920 Speaker 1: up doing it because she was stuck on the boat, 467 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:38,720 Speaker 1: the poop cruise. 468 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,040 Speaker 3: So wow. 469 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:46,359 Speaker 1: So as far as this story with the luggage, do 470 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,400 Speaker 1: you get compensated for that? Do you hire a lawyer? 471 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,560 Speaker 1: Are you allowed to sue if there's poopy all over 472 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:57,760 Speaker 1: your bags? It says in an email. The airline said 473 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:03,320 Speaker 1: the substance was grease from a broken pipe in the terminal. Video, 474 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,840 Speaker 1: though showed something would appear to be something other than that. 475 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,560 Speaker 1: They sent an email saying, we were aware of a 476 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:15,720 Speaker 1: New York JFK system failure that affected the baggage a 477 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:21,760 Speaker 1: small number of arriving customers. This is back on July fourteenth, so. 478 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:25,399 Speaker 3: It was small number two. 479 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:32,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, that is craziness. People said it was human waste. 480 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:38,199 Speaker 1: This never happened toilet, they claimed. The airline said it 481 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,359 Speaker 1: was not toilet waste. Bob, look like I'm looking at 482 00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,760 Speaker 1: the photo I sent you the story Dan, it does 483 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,760 Speaker 1: kind of look like I mean, I don't know how 484 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:52,600 Speaker 1: would that happen? Seriously, unless something on the plane, like 485 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,680 Speaker 1: when they were taking the baggage off the plane, something 486 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,600 Speaker 1: leaked in the plane. I don't. I don't even know 487 00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:01,000 Speaker 1: how that would would take place. It's wild. 488 00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,400 Speaker 3: It's not even a little bit of poo. That bag 489 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,960 Speaker 3: looks like it was painted in poo. 490 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 1: It's like a uh we splatter paint. You know, you 491 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:15,000 Speaker 1: splattered on it? Uh yeah? Why not make that a documentary? 492 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:16,800 Speaker 1: Make that a documentary. 493 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,520 Speaker 3: Part of that la installment you were looking at on 494 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:20,680 Speaker 3: yesterday's podcast. 495 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:26,919 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, of course. My god, the splatter poo everywhere? 496 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:32,440 Speaker 1: Why not? What the heck? Just like an overflowing toilet? Man, 497 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,200 Speaker 1: oh man, what's the I'm having a mental block. What's 498 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,639 Speaker 1: the artist that just rose? 499 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,080 Speaker 3: Jackson Pollock? 500 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,320 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's a jack a Jackson Pollock. Were you 501 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,240 Speaker 1: just doesn't the bag look like a Jackson Pollock where 502 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,320 Speaker 1: you just splattered pooh? 503 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, the Jackson Pollock of poo? 504 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:58,320 Speaker 1: Oh my god? Wild? Okay. A berry from South Carolina says, 505 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:01,640 Speaker 1: trying to sell, but showings are few and far between. 506 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,600 Speaker 1: Tough market. Yeah, I've heard that the housing market's not 507 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,200 Speaker 1: good right now? Yo yo, Ma, Benny. I would send 508 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,640 Speaker 1: this question to you on ask Ben, but I don't 509 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,240 Speaker 1: have an X account and won't get it. So here goes, 510 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,600 Speaker 1: What is your preferred brand of peanut butter Jiff, Skippy, 511 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:23,280 Speaker 1: Peter Pan or another one. Also, I just watched Untold 512 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:31,320 Speaker 1: Shooting Guards on Netflix on the Gilbert Arenas andvaris Javarvis Crittington, 513 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,120 Speaker 1: the gun, the guard that they got the gun into 514 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,480 Speaker 1: in the locker room. It's good, very well done. Have 515 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:42,680 Speaker 1: you seen this yet? I've not seen the Gilbert Arenas documentary. 516 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:48,720 Speaker 1: I was friends with Gilbert Arenas's high school teacher who 517 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:52,320 Speaker 1: told me some amazing stories about Gilbert from La Here 518 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,800 Speaker 1: when he was in high school. His old high school 519 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,800 Speaker 1: teacher is in Usher. Wasn't Usher? I think he's retired 520 00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,239 Speaker 1: and that was an usher at Dodger State. As far 521 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:06,720 Speaker 1: as peanut butter, I'm I'm team Skippy. I'm team Skippy. 522 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,720 Speaker 1: My wife is not. She's actually gone and gotten. Like 523 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:14,560 Speaker 1: the Organic Trader Joe's. 524 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:18,000 Speaker 3: Peanut bald sore. Their peanut butter is god awful. So 525 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:22,200 Speaker 3: is that Costco brand? The Kirkland has no sweetness to 526 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:22,960 Speaker 3: it whatsoever. 527 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, I usually go skip Skippy. That's what I grew 528 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,720 Speaker 1: up with. What about you, Danny? 529 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,480 Speaker 3: You can't go wrong with Jiff or Skippy because both 530 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:36,000 Speaker 3: of those have enough sweetness to them. There is nothing 531 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:41,560 Speaker 3: grosser to me than bitter, unsweetened, slimy peanut butter that 532 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,720 Speaker 3: you need to stir nasty. 533 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,560 Speaker 1: You just describe the trader Joe's peanut butter perfectly, is 534 00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:49,800 Speaker 1: what you just did. That's that's pretty much it. A 535 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:54,400 Speaker 1: lot of oil, a lot of slime. Yeah, that's pretty 536 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,440 Speaker 1: much where we are with that. What else do we 537 00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:01,440 Speaker 1: have on the mail bag? Let's see here from the 538 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:07,080 Speaker 1: I E. Soak Coal the nine on nine Riverside says, Hey, 539 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,680 Speaker 1: Man and Danny, have you guys seen the new Superman movie? 540 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:16,000 Speaker 1: It apparently led to a big surge in dog adoption interest. 541 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,280 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I read that article the other day. 542 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:24,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, I have not. I saw did you see the 543 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:28,840 Speaker 1: Our guy? Funhouse Online sent out the Mike Francessa review 544 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,720 Speaker 1: of Superman. I don't know if you had a chance 545 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:38,200 Speaker 1: to watch that. Hilarious. Absolutely, Mike Francessa this old sports 546 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,520 Speaker 1: radio legend from New York and he went to see 547 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,520 Speaker 1: Superman and he just ripped the He ripped the movie 548 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:49,360 Speaker 1: for like five minutes, just torched it, and it was hilarious. 549 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,600 Speaker 1: And he talked about the dog. Why is there a dog? 550 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,560 Speaker 1: Why is there a dog in the movie? Superman doesn't 551 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,200 Speaker 1: need a dog. 552 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,600 Speaker 3: You know. It was so I bought a dog and 553 00:31:58,680 --> 00:31:59,600 Speaker 3: I named a promotion. 554 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,640 Speaker 1: It was so stupid. It was like, I know, I 555 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,280 Speaker 1: didn't I did in the movie with you last week. 556 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,520 Speaker 1: I saw that f one movie. I'm good. I don't 557 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,680 Speaker 1: need to like the movies. Like to me, it's all 558 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,240 Speaker 1: just going to eat popcorn, sitting there for a couple 559 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,480 Speaker 1: hours and all that stuff. What else do we have this? 560 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,240 Speaker 3: Say you're there for the Juju bees. 561 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,640 Speaker 1: Something like that. Tony in the Bay Area, right since, 562 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:25,840 Speaker 1: says hey, Ben and Danny g the fifth hour with 563 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,080 Speaker 1: Rants was poetry. You guys, ever go to an NFL 564 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:35,360 Speaker 1: stadium when your team is the road team? Tony says, 565 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:39,880 Speaker 1: I went to the coliseum and both Niners stadiums. One 566 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,800 Speaker 1: I almost got jumped and the other two were pleasant. 567 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,720 Speaker 1: You figure it out, says go Bears. There you go. 568 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,400 Speaker 1: You've done that. Danny, You've gone senior team right on 569 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:52,560 Speaker 1: the road a little bit. 570 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 3: I mean, you only got jumped in the Oakland Coliseum. 571 00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:00,400 Speaker 3: If you deserve to be jumped, Are you. 572 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,000 Speaker 1: Saying Tony was causing problems? 573 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,680 Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying the visiting fans if they 574 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,480 Speaker 3: were respectful and quiet and just minded their business and 575 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,720 Speaker 3: watched the game. Nobody bothered them. The few fans of 576 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,800 Speaker 3: the other team you would see inside a Raiders game 577 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:17,440 Speaker 3: would be popping off for some reason. And I remember 578 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,200 Speaker 3: being at a Raider Redskin game and there was just 579 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,520 Speaker 3: a couple of specks of red amongst the silver and black, 580 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:27,120 Speaker 3: and this one Redskins fan kept popping up talking shit. 581 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,880 Speaker 3: Anytime the Redskins got even, like a simple first down. 582 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,440 Speaker 3: People were yelling at him to sit down and shut up. 583 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,440 Speaker 3: Redskins were losing and he was still popping off. So 584 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,880 Speaker 3: Ben I looked around. I had half of a subway 585 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:43,440 Speaker 3: sandwich left in my hand. This guy, he's talking shit 586 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,400 Speaker 3: as you blah blah blah. You guys have a losing record. 587 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:51,560 Speaker 3: I mean, he's in Oakland saying this. So I stood 588 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,920 Speaker 3: up and I threw the rest of my subway sandwich. 589 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,560 Speaker 3: I nailed him right in the shoulder of his Redskin jersey. 590 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,720 Speaker 1: Wow, boom, chucked as yeah okay. 591 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,720 Speaker 3: And my section gave me a standing ovation and the 592 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,120 Speaker 3: clowns sat down and he didn't say a word after that. 593 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:12,960 Speaker 1: Wow, that's that's impressive. That's impressive. Uh yeah, I remember 594 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,560 Speaker 1: when the Raiders played in LA it was you know, 595 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,759 Speaker 1: that was a long half time ago, but you did not. 596 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,319 Speaker 1: I mean there were stories, legendary stories about guys getting 597 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:23,359 Speaker 1: their ass kicked Dodger Stadium. We hear that a lot, 598 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,320 Speaker 1: not as much recently. 599 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,400 Speaker 3: But if you are a visitor, and I've been a 600 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,480 Speaker 3: visitor at other stadiums, I put my head down, I 601 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,480 Speaker 3: don't say anything. Do not mix it up with the 602 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,560 Speaker 3: home fans. Do not do it. Doesn't matter where you're at, 603 00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:39,120 Speaker 3: there's always going to be some fans that take it 604 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,160 Speaker 3: way too serious. 605 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,719 Speaker 1: Yeah. You know young guys, though, is go for it, man, 606 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,720 Speaker 1: you just go for it. And I've been I've been places. 607 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:50,160 Speaker 1: I've been games in Boston, Philadelphia, New York, places like that, 608 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,080 Speaker 1: and they'll chuck peanuts and stuff at you. I've never 609 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,000 Speaker 1: seen anything really more than that. A lot of fake 610 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:59,080 Speaker 1: tough guy stuff. Yeah, I'm not there all the time. 611 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,960 Speaker 1: What do we have? A kwang from Ho Chi Minh 612 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,160 Speaker 1: Vietnam rights And he says, Hey, Ben and Danny G 613 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:09,560 Speaker 1: Daddy G. Cameo can be used for birthdays, bar mits 614 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:13,919 Speaker 1: with milestones, or even well dressed roast. Question, Big Ben, 615 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,440 Speaker 1: why don't you promote yourself more often, and then he 616 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:23,360 Speaker 1: sent the link from cameo. Well it's there. I do 617 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:24,799 Speaker 1: it when people want me to do it. 618 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:25,120 Speaker 3: They know. 619 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,440 Speaker 1: I think most super fans of the show Kwang know 620 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:32,200 Speaker 1: that I have a cameo, and I don't promote it 621 00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,360 Speaker 1: per se as much as I should. I you know, 622 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,200 Speaker 1: it's just something extra if you want for birthday or 623 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,400 Speaker 1: something like that, your super fans. I've done special Mallard 624 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:45,560 Speaker 1: monologues for different people. I did one. The last one 625 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:50,000 Speaker 1: I did was after Oklahoma City one. Our guy Kyrie 626 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,480 Speaker 1: had me do a special Mallard monologue about the thunder 627 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,000 Speaker 1: becoming a dynasty and all that stuff. Something I would 628 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,160 Speaker 1: never do unless I got paid to do it. So yeah, 629 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,600 Speaker 1: it's fun. I don't mind doing them, but I don't 630 00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,960 Speaker 1: go out of my way. It does take a little 631 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,400 Speaker 1: time to put those together. I was told by some people, 632 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:09,600 Speaker 1: Danny that my problem with cameo is I treat it 633 00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,560 Speaker 1: like a segment on the radio, and I should just 634 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,160 Speaker 1: like a lot of these people that are real. I'm like, 635 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,919 Speaker 1: I'm not a real celebrity, but a lot of real 636 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:20,920 Speaker 1: celebrities well just half asset. I heard a couple of 637 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,440 Speaker 1: years back that guy that played the soup Nazi on 638 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:28,720 Speaker 1: Seinfeld that he was one of the top moneymakers. Probably 639 00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,120 Speaker 1: not anymore, but he was one of the top moneymakers 640 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:35,840 Speaker 1: on cameo because he do these short, you know, cameo things. 641 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,240 Speaker 1: You know, Jimmy from Minnesota, no soap for you. 642 00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,040 Speaker 3: You're right, those are the guys that get a lot 643 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,520 Speaker 3: of that business because it's just like a funny bit 644 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,760 Speaker 3: almost to send somebody for their birthday. 645 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,640 Speaker 1: Exactly exactly, Max from Michigan Rights and it says, Hey, 646 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,719 Speaker 1: Ben and Danny g you guys think Bill Belichick will 647 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,600 Speaker 1: be watching the show. Then he sent me a link 648 00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:02,400 Speaker 1: to a Netflix show that'll be coming out. I guess 649 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:07,040 Speaker 1: this is next year, Max. It's called The eight you 650 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:11,040 Speaker 1: heard about the Standing Age of Attraction. It was announced 651 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:16,200 Speaker 1: by Netflix. It matches singles with their soulmates regardless of age. 652 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:20,439 Speaker 1: It'll be hosted by this guy, Nick Vile. I guess 653 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,560 Speaker 1: I don't know who that is. He was a bachelor guy. 654 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:28,839 Speaker 1: He's forty four, his wife is twenty six. So there's 655 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:33,719 Speaker 1: an eighteen year Wow, Well that's nothing. How what's the 656 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,440 Speaker 1: gap forty something years Belichick forty five, something like that. 657 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:42,120 Speaker 1: Forty eight years. Belichick and his lady friend there, it's 658 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,480 Speaker 1: more than a lot more than eighteen. I mean he's 659 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,120 Speaker 1: in his seventies, she's in her twenties. 660 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,120 Speaker 3: So, like a Leah said back in the day, and 661 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,640 Speaker 3: each is not in but a number. Yeah, as long 662 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,399 Speaker 3: as the people are legal, they can do whatever they want, right, 663 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,799 Speaker 3: And I mean Hugh Hefner and other people in our 664 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:03,240 Speaker 3: culture were celebrated for always having younger females on their arms. 665 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:06,399 Speaker 3: But Belichick's getting a lot of crap because I think 666 00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,760 Speaker 3: people just got used to him being like an old 667 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,919 Speaker 3: curmudgeon coach, and so it was just strange to see 668 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,520 Speaker 3: him suddenly have this personality and a young girl on 669 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,000 Speaker 3: his arm. 670 00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure, all right, we'll get out last one. 671 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,719 Speaker 1: Dan from Orlando, Right, So he says, Hey, Ben, Danny 672 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:27,239 Speaker 1: Jake like podcast blah blah blah blah. The the U. 673 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,920 Speaker 1: He says, here's another one. It's we are such media experts, Danny. 674 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:34,359 Speaker 1: People people are now like this guy Dan emailing us. 675 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,319 Speaker 1: And who's the other guy that? Just the guy from 676 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:40,600 Speaker 1: uh Orlando, No Michigan, Max? Was that the last guy? 677 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,319 Speaker 1: I think that was? Like anyway, whatever, Dan says, this 678 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,560 Speaker 1: other Dan says Ben and Danny, Are you guys sad 679 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:52,239 Speaker 1: to see The Late Show with Stephen Colbert canceled? By sibbis, 680 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,960 Speaker 1: I'm surprised because that had been such a staple. But 681 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:01,040 Speaker 1: they had those late night shows. I don't know about you, Danny. 682 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,920 Speaker 1: I don't really watch them anyway, but I see the 683 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,960 Speaker 1: clips online, like most people just watch the clips, and 684 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,640 Speaker 1: I rarely see anything funny, Like they just don't seem 685 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,960 Speaker 1: to be that funny to me. Maybe they are funny 686 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:19,160 Speaker 1: to other people. But then I saw in the trades 687 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:24,680 Speaker 1: that the Late Show with Stephen Colbert was losing forty 688 00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:30,680 Speaker 1: million dollars a year. Forty million dollars a year. So 689 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,279 Speaker 1: if you're not you know, you don't really have that 690 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,799 Speaker 1: huge an audience, and you're losing forty million dollars a year, 691 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:37,759 Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? 692 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:43,319 Speaker 3: So it's not economically viable. Ben, Maybe I'm prejudice here, 693 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,480 Speaker 3: but I would rather listen to late night radio. That's right, 694 00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,600 Speaker 3: watch late night TV. God bless you. 695 00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:53,640 Speaker 1: We see. I'm gonna take credit Danny for canceling Stephen Colbert. 696 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,799 Speaker 3: That we are shows that we out sounds like a 697 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,399 Speaker 3: slide move. 698 00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,319 Speaker 1: You let me tell you something the fact that we 699 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:04,880 Speaker 1: outlasted the Late Show. That was an institution, that was 700 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,879 Speaker 1: David Letterman's legacy, the Late Show on CBS. I was online. 701 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:13,160 Speaker 1: I was such a Letterman fan growing up, watching when 702 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,120 Speaker 1: he was on the Late Late Show after the Tonight Show. 703 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:16,840 Speaker 1: And this was back before the internet. We all watched. 704 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,800 Speaker 1: I'm old, we all watched those shows. That was very important. 705 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,520 Speaker 1: It was part of pop culture. And I remember when 706 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,200 Speaker 1: I'd go back to visit my brother lives in Manhattan. 707 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:29,680 Speaker 1: A few times we were online on standby outside the 708 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,960 Speaker 1: ed Sullivan Theater where Letterman did his show, to get 709 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,120 Speaker 1: into the Late Show. We got bumped from the audience. 710 00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,719 Speaker 1: We were very close to getting in. I was in 711 00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:41,680 Speaker 1: the lobby of the ed Sullivan Theater. They said, no, 712 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,320 Speaker 1: we don't have any more seats and they kicked us out. 713 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,160 Speaker 1: Was on the little alley next to the ed Sullivan 714 00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,600 Speaker 1: Theater hoping that Letterman would come out and do some bit. 715 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,359 Speaker 1: So I was a huge fan back in the day. 716 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,600 Speaker 3: One time, when I was in New York as a youngster, 717 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,279 Speaker 3: I got lucky enough to get some free tickets, got 718 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,399 Speaker 3: my ass in there with my girlfriend at the time, 719 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:04,480 Speaker 3: and Dan Rather was his big guest and they talked 720 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:08,120 Speaker 3: politics the whole time. Hand to god, I fell asleep 721 00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:09,040 Speaker 3: during the taping. 722 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:15,719 Speaker 1: That's terrible. Yeah, that's too bad. And Colbert, I don't know. 723 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,960 Speaker 1: I he didn't he do a Comedy Central thing like 724 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:23,840 Speaker 1: he was like back in the day. And all the 725 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,200 Speaker 1: clips of Colbert, I just see him like a talking 726 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:30,960 Speaker 1: deranged political stuff like that's that's his stick. 727 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,120 Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, well that's yeah, that's where he's from. 728 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:36,280 Speaker 3: That's what he's most known for. But I mean he 729 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,920 Speaker 3: held the rings there for a while. I didn't know 730 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,560 Speaker 3: they lost money like that though. 731 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:45,239 Speaker 1: According to something called Puck, they the show cost one 732 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,920 Speaker 1: hundred million a year to produce. Can you imagine? How 733 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,880 Speaker 1: does that? How does that happen? How did they one 734 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,680 Speaker 1: hundred million to make that show a year? Colbert, who's 735 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,800 Speaker 1: sixty one, was being paid between fifteen and twenty million 736 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:02,080 Speaker 1: dollars a year to host the show. Wow, Okay, well 737 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,160 Speaker 1: I hope he saved as much. 738 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,640 Speaker 3: Your Overnight show would have to be on the radio 739 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,200 Speaker 3: for ten years to lose that much money, yep. 740 00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:12,000 Speaker 1: For them to spend one hundred million a year, Danny, 741 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,359 Speaker 1: we would have to be on Fox Sports Radio till 742 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:19,240 Speaker 1: the year twenty three thirty three, I think is uh yeah, 743 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,200 Speaker 1: all right, we'll get out on that Danny Mallard Palooza tonight. 744 00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,640 Speaker 1: We're excited about that nanny car. 745 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,040 Speaker 3: The limos are pulling up. 746 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:31,120 Speaker 1: Benny Red Carpet, Baby Red Carpet. Must listen Radio, Must 747 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:35,320 Speaker 1: listen to audio coming up tonight eleven pm in the West, 748 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,640 Speaker 1: two am in the East. 749 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,640 Speaker 3: All night long. 750 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:43,480 Speaker 1: We've got an amazing variety show. It's a Venice Beach 751 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:47,160 Speaker 1: meets Atlantic City. It's it's Times Square, it's all that. 752 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:49,840 Speaker 3: There'll be a lot of drugs in those limos. 753 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,440 Speaker 1: Well that's you know, this isn't Danny. What happens on 754 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,920 Speaker 1: the Malla Paloosa stays on the mallat Palooza forever on 755 00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,279 Speaker 1: the podcast. Anyway, we get out on that, have a 756 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,960 Speaker 1: wonderful rest of your day to day, and we'll talk 757 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,879 Speaker 1: to you tonight later. 758 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,200 Speaker 3: Skater gotta murder, I gotta go