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Speaker 1: I don't know about you guys, but rarely do listeners

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Speaker 1: reach out to me. I'm sorry, I am. It might

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Speaker 1: be because I don't check my emails or my social media.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they do. I don't know. But someone said that

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Speaker 1: they heard something on our show and it inspired them

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Speaker 1: to do it themselves. I'm shocking. I know. It's like

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Speaker 1: my first thought is actually idiotic. Why would you follow

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Speaker 1: in our footsteps? But you know, like recently, another listener said,

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Speaker 1: I heard something on your show that involved Jose and

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Speaker 1: tried it myself. Here's how it went. The guy's name

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Speaker 1: is Dustin. He's twenty eight years old, and Dustin goes

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Speaker 1: on to say he hasn't had the best of luck

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Speaker 1: with attractive women. Okay, that's an interesting statement, Brooke. What's

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Speaker 1: your take on that. What do you mean when someone

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Speaker 1: says I don't have good luck with attractive women? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That sucks attracting people you're attracted to.

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Speaker 1: Then you know you got to fix that. I agree

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Speaker 1: with he needs to fix himself. I think you're just

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Speaker 1: the way that you are. But Dustin goes on to say,

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Speaker 1: in the land of dating apps, he knew that he

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Speaker 1: needed a new strategy for approaching things. And that's when

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Speaker 1: he tuned in one morning and heard Jose give him

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Speaker 1: a little bit of hope. Okay, he's a funny guy.

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Speaker 1: That's a statement you rarely hear. What's your take on that.

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Speaker 1: I think Jose is a really funny guy. Like I

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Speaker 1: think humor can make up for any sort of attractive stuff.

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Speaker 1: Dustin might be in the same boat. And his email's

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Speaker 1: pretty long because he attached screenshots of the text conversations

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Speaker 1: he's been having with one young lady who he describes

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Speaker 1: as being significantly out of his league. And I'll show

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Speaker 1: you a picture of Dustin because he sent a picture

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Speaker 1: himself in a screenshot of the girl that he's chatting with. Two.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Tatiana. So there she is and there's Dustin.

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Speaker 1: Is she real? Yeah, okay, it looks like his passport

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Speaker 1: photo is. Tatiana looks like a model though, And Dustin

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Speaker 1: said he was intimidated and nervous until he tried using

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Speaker 1: vegetable puns to make her laugh. Because if you remember,

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Speaker 1: we hit a segment about a month ago where I

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Speaker 1: took Jose's phone and messaged women for him on a

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Speaker 1: dating app and with one very pretty lady. We tried

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Speaker 1: catching her attention by texting a bunch of vegetable puns,

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Speaker 1: which Brooke absolutely hated. And that's exactly what Dustin did,

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Speaker 1: because he sent us the texts and I'm going to

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Speaker 1: read them to you. I love dust remind I'm reminding you.

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Speaker 1: This is a loyal listener of ours, so please do

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Speaker 1: not rip him mercilessly. Yes, so, anyway, Dustin replied to

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Speaker 1: the prompt on Tatiana's profile that said, let's debate this

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Speaker 1: topic best nachos in the city. Oh great, and so

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Speaker 1: he wrote, you don't know. I guess it's nacho faults.

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Speaker 1: You don't know the best place like I did? I mean,

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Speaker 1: And that's when Tatiana, the woman who's out of his league, remember,

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Speaker 1: actually matched with him and sent a smiley face. You

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Speaker 1: know what that is, Brooke? That's the door opening this

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Speaker 1: why yes, door romancy? Is it just the light coming

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Speaker 1: through the light? Dustin suggests a nacho comparison date her

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Speaker 1: favorite nacho spot versus his favorite nacho spot, and no response.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, rule of thumb. If Brook loves it, it's

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Speaker 1: going to fail. The reason why there was no funny

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Speaker 1: puns in there. Yeah, okay, but he's learned to not

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Speaker 1: give up, and when all else fails go back to

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Speaker 1: puns and making her laugh. Does his next message say Okay,

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Speaker 1: clearly you don't like the nacho comparison date, and I

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Speaker 1: don't blame you ridiculous idea. We need to focus on

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Speaker 1: vegetables for our hangout, hopefully a date that can be unbeatable. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so something it's the easiest of the vegetable pun. He

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Speaker 1: goes on something that's not been there, done that, emojia.

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Speaker 1: I promise to Romayne, calm let us emoji while I

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Speaker 1: wait for your response. Two days later, no response. Dustin

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Speaker 1: didn't give up. He's the rudy of our dating world.

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Speaker 1: So he tries one last line, Okay, I give up.

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Speaker 1: I'm kaling it a day, and at that point point,

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Speaker 1: Tatiana replies what she says. She says, haha, you are

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Speaker 1: on a roll not show comparison date sounds hilarious success

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Speaker 1: very often, but he's got her back now. So Justin responds,

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Speaker 1: let's set a time. I'll bring clipboards and we can

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Speaker 1: review the nots in ten different categories. She hearts that,

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Speaker 1: but doesn't respond for the entire weekend. So Dustin waits

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Speaker 1: three more days and goes back to the well. Does

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Speaker 1: he set a date, like as in a dry prune?

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Speaker 1: That's a fruit? He says, no response, is it because

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Speaker 1: you're a vegetarian? If it is, it's a huge missed

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Speaker 1: steak and puts a steak emoji. Okay, my fruit's not good,

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Speaker 1: but his okay, because it's okay. Admittedly, Dustin does get

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Speaker 1: a little bit desperate here and writes, oh, man, what

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Speaker 1: the hell am I doing here? Bread emoji? I know

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Speaker 1: I'm butter back off, butter emoji. Hope to hear from

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Speaker 1: you again so we can catch up. Okay, it's a trick,

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Speaker 1: Pony was going to give us hope. And after that,

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Speaker 1: Tatiana replies, haha, wow, that's awesome. Yes a date, Well

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Speaker 1: they don't have a date. Yes, So we can't call

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Speaker 1: this a victory at the moment, but he has agreed

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Speaker 1: to keep us updated on what happens next, and hopefully

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Speaker 1: he knows we're all rooting for him. I think the

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Speaker 1: big question here, Brooke is will he stick with veggies

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Speaker 1: or is he going to move on to something else

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Speaker 1: like cheese punts? Maybe this girl is interested I mean,

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Speaker 1: she's certain, she's entertained, and I think that it gives

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Speaker 1: him the confidence that he meets, because that's why he's lasting.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Dustin, if you want to move on

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Speaker 1: to cheese puns cheddar luck next time. I believe in you.

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Speaker 1: Phone taps coming up next