Speaker 1: Second Date Update. Today, a listener named Ryan is on
Speaker 1: the phone for a second date update, and in his email,
Speaker 1: he said that he's been frustrated with dating recently, so
Speaker 1: he started trying a unique way to meet women. He
Speaker 1: didn't explain what it was, so I can only assume
Speaker 1: that he's dressing up as a dog and going to
Speaker 1: dog parks. Oh, women love puppets, at least expect it.
Speaker 1: So you can smell whoever you want, You can help
Speaker 1: anybody's leg. And then six months later you stand up
Speaker 1: and reveal, Hey, my name's Ryan, I'm not a dog
Speaker 1: at all. Would you like to go on a date? Yeah,
Speaker 1: horny talking dog? Is that what you're doing? Ryan, because
Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking? Not quite? Oh yeah, But
Speaker 1: now he's got a plan because this one doesn't work out,
Speaker 1: we'll find out what your unique way isn't just a second,
Speaker 1: but tell us the name of the girl you want
Speaker 1: to call today. What's her name? Chrissy? Chrissy? All right?
Speaker 1: And did you meet her in the unique way that
Speaker 1: you've been meeting people? Sounds creepy, Yeah, it turns out
Speaker 1: I did, all right? So what is that what you doing? Okay? So,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry to say that with so much judgment
Speaker 1: in my voice. But this is a second day update,
Speaker 1: and people do weird things. So what are you doing. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm self employed. I have my own business and I
Speaker 1: work in an office downtown and my window is on
Speaker 1: the ground floor. It's a lot of people walking by
Speaker 1: all day long. And one day I had some buddies
Speaker 1: come by the office for lunch, and you know, as
Speaker 1: a gag, we put up a sign in the window
Speaker 1: that says, ladies, if you see something you like, tap
Speaker 1: the glass. It's like a sales window for a boyfriend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean did it as a laugh. Actually worked,
Speaker 1: to be honest, not really. You know, a few old
Speaker 1: ladies would walk by they tapped on the glass. I
Speaker 1: would wave and smile. You know, some of them would
Speaker 1: tap again. Had give them a thumbs up, like I'm serious.
Speaker 1: Haven't been with a man in years? Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: their average age was like maybe eighty or eighty five.
Speaker 1: Good thing about me is can't get pregnant, menopads want
Speaker 1: to go out. Got menopauds for them was like thirty
Speaker 1: years ago. But yeah, no, I'm unfortunately no one I
Speaker 1: was really interested in. Okay, so you did get some tappers,
Speaker 1: just not the ones you wanted. And so did the
Speaker 1: girl you go out with Chrissy? Did she tap? So
Speaker 1: here's a story, Like after this fourth awkward encounter with
Speaker 1: an old lady and I like, I obviously hadn't thought
Speaker 1: this through and I was about to take the sign down.
Speaker 1: Then this cute girl tapped on the window. You know,
Speaker 1: I looked up expecting to see, you know, one of
Speaker 1: this rotating tasks of women. Knew. Yeah, She's like, have
Speaker 1: you been trying to sleep with my grandma? Yeah? You pervert?
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that was Chrissy. Yeah, much to my surprise,
Speaker 1: there was actually like a hot girl standing outside. And
Speaker 1: so what'd you do, like run out of your office? Yeah? Basically,
Speaker 1: you know, I was like, hold on, hold on. I
Speaker 1: ran outside and I asked her what her name was,
Speaker 1: and she was like, well, I'm Chrissy. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I cannot believe this actually worked, but almost did. She
Speaker 1: was like, Chrissy, but my name doesn't matter, because I'm
Speaker 1: just here to tell you that I've walked by for
Speaker 1: a few weeks now, I've seen the sign in your window,
Speaker 1: and I just want to tell you you're never going
Speaker 1: to meet a girl that way. Well, isn't that ironic,
Speaker 1: because that's what we're doing now, Chrissy. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: that's not true. I met you right, She laughed, and
Speaker 1: it felt like we had a good vibe. And after
Speaker 1: she worked around there she told me she did and
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, obviously you just came to tell
Speaker 1: me that you thought this was pretty lame, But what
Speaker 1: if we just had one drink together? Okay, good move,
Speaker 1: that's actually pretty smooth. Yeah, And so you know, she agreed,
Speaker 1: she had plans that night, so I text her, we
Speaker 1: made plans, you met up for a drink and you
Speaker 1: know when we met up, she was in this amazing
Speaker 1: sexy red dress. Like literally my jaw dropped when I
Speaker 1: saw her. Again. Well, and I will say, that's a
Speaker 1: good sign for you. If a woman takes the effort
Speaker 1: to pick out a dress dress to meet up for
Speaker 1: a drink, that means that she wants to impress you.
Speaker 1: And you know, in the back of my head, I
Speaker 1: was like, I cannot believe this stupid sign. Actually where Yeah, congratulations,
Speaker 1: I mean it sort of worked. You're not getting a
Speaker 1: call back now, that's true. Yeah, don't count your chickens right,
Speaker 1: all right, So how was the whole date? It was
Speaker 1: really good. You know, we had a lot in common.
Speaker 1: We talked about context that we were into. We both
Speaker 1: like photography and a lot of the same music. You know,
Speaker 1: I made her laugh a lot. You know, the whole
Speaker 1: thing was great. How long did you guys hang out for?
Speaker 1: I think we had four maybe five drinks, Like can't
Speaker 1: hotly remember we were there for a couple hours. Good, okay,
Speaker 1: and we were talking about things that we wanted to
Speaker 1: do together even before the day was even over, you know,
Speaker 1: talking about like maybe taking a hike or okay. So,
Speaker 1: I mean that's good that you're planning on another date.
Speaker 1: While you're on that date, did you guys kiss at
Speaker 1: the end or anything? You know, at one point near
Speaker 1: the end of the date, I've wrote in a cocktail napkin,
Speaker 1: if you like what you see, happier lips on mine
Speaker 1: call back to the first original joke how you met her? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, it was kind of a callback but didn't
Speaker 1: really go over. She was basically like, that was pretty lame,
Speaker 1: but she laughs. I mean maybe it was like a
Speaker 1: pitty laugh, and I was, you know, I know, but
Speaker 1: we should definitely hang out again, and she said okay,
Speaker 1: and we hugged and that was that. And I have
Speaker 1: been more since. Unfortunately nothing. And you've tried texting her? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I texted her a few times, you know, even gave
Speaker 1: her a call. I know you're not supposed to do
Speaker 1: these days, but what's your theory? Why do you think
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back? I don't know, to be honest,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, maybe it was like the lame
Speaker 1: joke at the end, but that's really like the only
Speaker 1: thing I can really think of. I did take the
Speaker 1: sign down, but now I feel like, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: just like a sad little puppy in the window waiting
Speaker 1: for someone to come and pick me. All right, and
Speaker 1: have you ever seen like a different way to work
Speaker 1: just to avoid a little sad puppy? All right, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song and then come back and call
Speaker 1: her and get your second date update. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: thank you guys. All right, hang up brooking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning. Right in the middle of a second date update.
Speaker 1: And if you're just tuning in, Ryan is on the
Speaker 1: phone and he thinks he's not getting a call back
Speaker 1: from a girl named Chrissy probably because he asked her
Speaker 1: to tap her lips onto his lips. It's a weird
Speaker 1: way to ask for a kiss. Kind of makes sense
Speaker 1: if you heard the first part. Though. He met her because,
Speaker 1: as a joke, he and his office buddies put a
Speaker 1: sign on their window. They work on the ground floor
Speaker 1: of a building that said, hey, tapped the window if
Speaker 1: you're interested in anything inside. And she actually did tap
Speaker 1: the window, but mostly to tell him he had never
Speaker 1: made a woman that way. And then he actually got
Speaker 1: a date with her. They went out, had a good time,
Speaker 1: but during the date he tried to bring that joke
Speaker 1: back and wrote on a cocktail napkin, if you like
Speaker 1: what you see, tap your lips on mine. And he
Speaker 1: thinks that lame joke is the reason he's not getting
Speaker 1: a call back. Ryan, Are you ready to call her? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm ready. It just dawned on me. What if the
Speaker 1: whole thing was just a pity date, Like she felt
Speaker 1: bad for you that you were so desperate that you
Speaker 1: put up a sign. I mean, who's going to put
Speaker 1: him like that kind of time to just like give
Speaker 1: pity to a stranger. Yeah, and she did dress up
Speaker 1: and everything too, for your days, like most people would
Speaker 1: have like better things to do. Maybe she's evil, I
Speaker 1: mean maybe, yeah, maybe she's like, screw it, I got
Speaker 1: better things to do, but I just want to mess
Speaker 1: with this guy. Either that or she had a real
Speaker 1: dinner date after his date that's what she wore. A
Speaker 1: dress for advertisers. Yeah, I mean, like maybe she was
Speaker 1: just in it for the free drinks, but I hope not,
Speaker 1: because I felt like we had a really strong connection
Speaker 1: with one another. Who knows. All right, we'll call her
Speaker 1: and find out right now, Okay, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Chrissy please?
Speaker 1: This is she? Hey, what's up, Chrissy? How are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm sorry. Who is this again? Jewel from
Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay,
Speaker 1: does that mean anything to you at all? No, I
Speaker 1: think you've got the wrong number. I don't think I
Speaker 1: have the wrong number, but I can understand your confusion.
Speaker 1: So I'm calling from a radio show called Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. And the reason that I'm calling
Speaker 1: you is because we got an email about you about me. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: we do a segment on our show, and it's called
Speaker 1: the second date update. That's where if you go out
Speaker 1: on a date with somebody and then you don't call
Speaker 1: them after, they can email us to get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and try to figure out what happened. And
Speaker 1: we got an email about you from a dude named Ryan. Okay,
Speaker 1: remember who Ryan is? I do you remember Ryan? He's
Speaker 1: the guy with the sign in the window? Yeah, oh god, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: Well he emailed us because he said he really enjoyed
Speaker 1: going out with you. But now you're not answering any
Speaker 1: of us text messages or anything like that, so he's
Speaker 1: wondering if he did something wrong. Well, I guess, if
Speaker 1: I'm being honest, it just feels like Ryan hasn't dated
Speaker 1: a lot, so it was just a little awkward. Okay,
Speaker 1: so he doesn't know how to date anything specific. Well,
Speaker 1: I will say this, Ryan, very nice guy. We had
Speaker 1: it the first half of the date and it was
Speaker 1: totally fine. I'm just kind of getting to know you,
Speaker 1: and then I went a little overboard. It was a
Speaker 1: little too much too soon, So I just I didn't
Speaker 1: feel comfortable answering his text and continuing that too much
Speaker 1: too soon. He decaid he didn't even kiss you. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not like that. Um, we're talking about music and we
Speaker 1: had a lot of music similarities that we enjoyed. And
Speaker 1: there's this band I hadn't heard of, and he was like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, you're coming into town. I should get
Speaker 1: us tickets. And I was like, oh, okay, well the
Speaker 1: tickets are like seven months in advance. So that was
Speaker 1: a little like, oh, like I thought he was being funny,
Speaker 1: and he was very like, I could hop on my
Speaker 1: phone and get the tickets right now. Oh so yeah,
Speaker 1: a little too eager. I mean, we were just getting
Speaker 1: to know each other. Chrissy, is that really a bad thing?
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, sure, it may not work out in
Speaker 1: seven months from now, he may have to take a
Speaker 1: friend instead of you, but like, isn't it nice to
Speaker 1: have some and finally just say yeah, let's keep doing this.
Speaker 1: I am agreement with you. I do things that it's nice.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't like that one incident, Like it just
Speaker 1: kept coming on like really strong. And if you have
Speaker 1: any other examples of things that he did, he told
Speaker 1: me that I reminded him a lot like his mom.
Speaker 1: We had famili personalities don't ever do that, but that
Speaker 1: could be good. Yeah, he wanted me to go back
Speaker 1: home with him on this trip to like see his
Speaker 1: mom and hang out with his mom and we get
Speaker 1: along together, okay, And I was kind of playing it
Speaker 1: off with jokes, but they kept coming where it was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: did you get along with my family really well? And
Speaker 1: these are these things that we do back home and
Speaker 1: you could join in And I was like a lanning
Speaker 1: and family events and it was like, forty five minutes
Speaker 1: into our date, can we just establish too that I
Speaker 1: don't think that there's a woman on the planet that
Speaker 1: wants to be like your mom, right, Like it just ever.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure that he meant it in the
Speaker 1: sweet way. It just came across a little Norman babsy.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's already planning a date seven months from now,
Speaker 1: and then he also wants you to go meet his
Speaker 1: family and go to there all events and everything else,
Speaker 1: and it's all, well, that's not the worst of it.
Speaker 1: As we are leaving, he stops us at the host
Speaker 1: and and he asked the host if he can put
Speaker 1: in a reservation at that same table at the same
Speaker 1: time a year from now. Oh my God, Yeah, that's awkward,
Speaker 1: super awkward. I'd be ready to run. I mean, luckily
Speaker 1: that was the end of the date, so I was
Speaker 1: just I tried as hard as I could till this
Speaker 1: played offs of like, huh, this is funny because like
Speaker 1: he's a very nice guy. He did make me laugh,
Speaker 1: but the second part of the date it was just
Speaker 1: very clean, like he was sending me a bunch of
Speaker 1: text messages. Afterwards he called me like I was like,
Speaker 1: just back off, dude. Yeah, and he's like, well, he
Speaker 1: sounds like one of those people that just becomes the
Speaker 1: relationship too. Instead of being two people in a relationship,
Speaker 1: you're one. You're one person, right, and just kind of weird.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it was too much, too soon. And like
Speaker 1: you said, if it were done right at the right
Speaker 1: time and the right fashion, I would be all over it.
Speaker 1: But you know, forty five minutes an hour to know
Speaker 1: I'm with you, you know what else is moving a
Speaker 1: little too fast? Maybe well, and you know that he's
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening and wants to talk.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, are you serious? Yeah? I am, unless
Speaker 1: you hung up? Ryan, Are you still there? Yeah, I'm here,
Speaker 1: very christy, Hi, right, I I don't even know what
Speaker 1: to say. Um, I'm sorry that you had to hear that.
Speaker 1: I really do think that you are a nice guy. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm like sorry if I came on too
Speaker 1: strong or if like that was too fast. It was
Speaker 1: like definitely not my intentions. But you know, it was
Speaker 1: just like febab, like we really hit it off in
Speaker 1: the moment, and like when you see something great in
Speaker 1: front of you, you just like really want to take advantage,
Speaker 1: and like, you know, I just wanted to have a
Speaker 1: great time. And I get that and I respect that.
Speaker 1: It just was a little much of having that great time.
Speaker 1: So for like the next fifty years together to be
Speaker 1: planning your year anniversary at the same restaurant, I mean
Speaker 1: that I'm assuming that's what you were doing. Ryan. That
Speaker 1: was like kind of a joke, but I mean like
Speaker 1: kind of. I mean, I think it was just because
Speaker 1: that was like the nail on the coffin, I guess
Speaker 1: you could say, because Ryan, again, we did have a
Speaker 1: great time. You are fun, funny guy, and we do
Speaker 1: have a lot of things in common, but he was
Speaker 1: like one thing after another. Ryan's like speaking of coffins,
Speaker 1: already picked out our graves next to each other. Ryan,
Speaker 1: I mean, do you always move this fast like you're
Speaker 1: at lightning speed? Dude. To be honest, but I was
Speaker 1: going to buy tickets to that concert anyway, like you know,
Speaker 1: you know, didn't necessarily have to go with you. Ryan,
Speaker 1: It's okay to just admit that you were really into her,
Speaker 1: because now it sounds like you're just playing everything off
Speaker 1: like I was more of a joke reservations. I was
Speaker 1: going to go to that concert anyway. I mean, shit,
Speaker 1: I figured I got a extra seed on the plane
Speaker 1: to see my mom's. I was like, why not. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll be honest, like I really wanted into you.
Speaker 1: I really I really did like you. I just like,
Speaker 1: you know, I've got a great relationship with my mom.
Speaker 1: I mean, doesn't Freud say that, like every every guy
Speaker 1: is looking for a woman like his mom, Like, you know,
Speaker 1: I thought it was a compliment and his complex. I
Speaker 1: mean maybe that's true, but that's definitely not what most
Speaker 1: women want to hear on a first date, especially you know,
Speaker 1: wearing the draft and I was wearing I didn't want
Speaker 1: to be compared to your mom, but like, look, you
Speaker 1: really did look like a younger version of my mom.
Speaker 1: I just like I couldn't, I couldn't stop. Yeah, stop
Speaker 1: talking about that, right, Yeah? I mean Ryan, You've got
Speaker 1: to see, like, if you're already planning your first anniversary
Speaker 1: within the first hour of hanging out with somebody, by
Speaker 1: the third date, you guys are naming your children, Like,
Speaker 1: you've got to slow it down. Can you do that?
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't think it was really that serious.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, we can like cancel that reserva
Speaker 1: and I'm like, do something else for our anniversary. If
Speaker 1: you are stop talking about the anniversary, Chrissy, would you
Speaker 1: like to go on a second date with Ryan. We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it and you can meet up with them
Speaker 1: and see if you can slow things down a bit, Yeah, Chrissy,
Speaker 1: Like before you answer, like again, I'm really sorry, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, if you give me a second chance, we'll
Speaker 1: go out. I'll play it much cooler and I really
Speaker 1: think that we could have a good time if you're
Speaker 1: willing to give me a do over. Pretty good pitch, Chrissy,
Speaker 1: I will say, veris Ryan that I think you're very handsome,
Speaker 1: we're very sweet. We did have a good first part
Speaker 1: of the date. If you can keep saying in the
Speaker 1: now or like maybe in a week from now. I
Speaker 1: would enjoy going on a second date with you. Okay, Ryan,
Speaker 1: can you do that? Yeah? For sure? For sure? All
Speaker 1: right suh yeah, yeah, you don't sound very sure. But
Speaker 1: congratulations Ryan, you actually got a second date. We haven't
Speaker 1: had one in a while. Yeah. Oh, thank you guys
Speaker 1: so much. Welcome. Make sure to invite us to the
Speaker 1: wedding okay shop, gonna ruin this for me son. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wait on that engagement ring that you already bought to
Speaker 1: give it to her. Okay, all right, thank you, Broke
Speaker 1: and Juwil in the morning,