Speaker 1: Brooking Boys.
Speaker 2: Get it like reactions. This podcast all depends on you.
Speaker 1: Baby. Three Slice Time for Brooklyn Boys, episode number two
Speaker 1: eighty three. That was Jingle version number two. I keep
Speaker 1: telling you to load. I like it.
Speaker 2: See I'm making progress on jingles.
Speaker 1: When he took since November. Yeah, you know how it goes.
Speaker 1: And in case you're not listening live or recently, it's
Speaker 1: February at this point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it pretty much is. But yeah, welcome to Slice Time.
Speaker 1: This is this show where you get to strike back
Speaker 1: at us and leave us your talkbacks when you listen,
Speaker 1: I look back at us. Just add to the conversation
Speaker 1: to that, maybe tell a joke or so, or add
Speaker 1: to be funny. I don't know about telling me don't
Speaker 1: tell jokes. This isn't like calls up with your best
Speaker 1: joke with Stump Stump the DJ.
Speaker 3: I like to laugh.
Speaker 2: I like to laugh on Slice Time.
Speaker 1: I know, I just don't. I'm not a fan of that.
Speaker 1: The joke of the day segment. No, No, I'm just
Speaker 1: encouraging people to be entertaining. That's Jimmy. I have a
Speaker 1: joke for you. But this kid goes into it all
Speaker 1: that's so great. You w a t shirt. Wow, when
Speaker 1: did you become so bitter? I'm very bitter. I just
Speaker 1: bad radio. Well, yeah it is. It's pretty bad. But
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes we need a little cheeky fun, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. A minute, did you guys do
Speaker 1: tell us a joke on the morning show today?
Speaker 2: No, we didn't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, you guys are better than that. Of course we
Speaker 1: are much better than that. By the way, uh, fifteen
Speaker 1: minute morning show the Alvis during fifty minute morning show podcast?
Speaker 2: Was it yesterday?
Speaker 1: Yes? On February fifth, Yeah, Scary Jones took it upon
Speaker 1: himself to plug Slice time. Yeah. I did a monologue
Speaker 1: about this podcast about having on and on. Everybody reached
Speaker 1: out to me like he was talking about it. Of course, yeah,
Speaker 1: because honestly, you know, this is great. We're trailblazers in
Speaker 1: this industry if you think about it. First of all,
Speaker 1: if it's your first time listening and wondering what's going on?
Speaker 1: This is the The talkback button is only available to
Speaker 1: the iHeart Radio app, So when you listen to a podcast,
Speaker 1: a live station, whatever it is, you could talk back
Speaker 1: by pressing the microphone. Right. So here we are taking
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio's very prominent and important feature called talkbacks. Now we're
Speaker 1: making a whole spinoff podcast about talkbacks. I think we're
Speaker 1: the first ones in our company, mark my words to
Speaker 1: do this, right, so think about my words. Somebody more
Speaker 1: famous will start doing it and get all the pins
Speaker 1: on the money at it and get all the money.
Speaker 1: My god.
Speaker 2: So just no, just know you.
Speaker 1: Heard it here first, a podcast just about the talkbacks. Right,
Speaker 1: you watch, you watch, will we talk? We'll fill you
Speaker 1: in when it happens. Yeah, when some big iHeart celebrity
Speaker 1: podcast is like everybody you know, you know the you
Speaker 1: may know my TV show, but Wally hear my talkback segment, right,
Speaker 1: so just remember when it was. It was a back
Speaker 1: in November of twenty three. We were the first. The
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys were first. And if you hear of anyone
Speaker 1: doing this, let us know. Oh yeah, yeah, right them
Speaker 1: out all right, straight away, I see four talkbacks in
Speaker 1: a row. Has to be from one person, because they
Speaker 1: were all I got to be from Ariel, who's always first.
Speaker 1: The time stamps are like a minute three minutes apart. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: the last four episodes have started with the same person.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see.
Speaker 4: A Brookno and it's always Bernie and scary. This is
Speaker 4: last week. He's late, Brodie.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't do the podcast. I've been working out. They're
Speaker 4: trying me to new things. I'm crushing bricks and I'm
Speaker 4: jumping through and I'm I'm walking moles, and I'm hating
Speaker 4: turtles and I jump into turtles and you know, atrophying
Speaker 4: my muscles. But I'm jumping and I'm breaking bricks.
Speaker 1: I'm breaking bricks. Is that supposed to be a response
Speaker 1: to Scary not being able to do the podcast two
Speaker 1: wednesdays ago. That's because he worked out, Because I was
Speaker 1: working a few minutes. I was working out. It's working out.
Speaker 2: Don't make fun of the workouts. Don't hate the player.
Speaker 1: I hate the game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And he's always Bernie is scary, Brody. I understand you.
Speaker 4: If they're pluralizing the Rome word or the Rome verb,
Speaker 4: it's a mistake.
Speaker 6: Would you please care to correctly if they're stealing the horns,
Speaker 6: the horns is plural, not the Can.
Speaker 4: You just he'll work for the news. Have somebody proof
Speaker 4: read it.
Speaker 6: For the love of God, isn't that jaguarre it's jaguars.
Speaker 1: Well, no, it's Jaguar not were see You're wrong two?
Speaker 1: But I love the music. By the way, did you scare?
Speaker 1: Did you watch Criby Enthusiasm this weekend? I did not.
Speaker 1: It was the season premiere, final season, season twelve. I
Speaker 1: will tell you the first guys, if you haven't watched
Speaker 1: it yet, Curby Enthusiasm. The first five or six minutes
Speaker 1: is my is my life? One of them involves yelling
Speaker 1: at his phone. But the first two segments is absolutely
Speaker 1: me on undred percent. And I laughed because it looked
Speaker 1: like I was watching myself.
Speaker 4: Next one sorry, and it's always burning scary. Here's scary.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about this. Let's let's sit down and talk
Speaker 4: about this. You humble, No, Um, it's twenty five dollars
Speaker 4: for a one single verse. Those at the Adell's, that
Speaker 4: tower of things that you get, it's at least one
Speaker 4: hundred bucks. That's two hundred to three hundred dollars for
Speaker 4: a brunch.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker. Can we talk about this?
Speaker 7: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Let me correct you. Let me correct you.
Speaker 2: First of all, let me let me comment on Siddel's sails.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: That French toast is not just any ordinary French toast.
Speaker 2: It's like a mile.
Speaker 1: Adel's French toast. It's a mile high.
Speaker 2: It's huge. In fact, it's so big.
Speaker 1: That three people could eat off of it and they'd
Speaker 1: still all be full, and like everyone w be full,
Speaker 1: but like you'd still have leftovers. The French toast is
Speaker 1: a thing. It's Adel's right, said, I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear it as far as that the platter goes first
Speaker 1: of all, sorry, but's talkback, you know, like you do
Speaker 1: what I mean when I start talking on the talkback,
Speaker 1: Smoke said, well, I want to respond to this. Smoked
Speaker 1: salmon is one of the most expensive things. A lot
Speaker 1: of these Jewish delicacies are very, very expensive. And you
Speaker 1: were looking at the platter. The platter comes with a
Speaker 1: dozen bagels, a huge thing of cream cheese, feeds feeds
Speaker 1: a whole table. So yeah, so if you're gonna order
Speaker 1: the plat with smoked salmon and tuna and egg salad,
Speaker 1: you get all this stuff and you get like, you
Speaker 1: get a bunch of you get a bunch of bagels
Speaker 1: with it. So so yeah, you split that by by
Speaker 1: ten people. See, it's worth it. As long as you,
Speaker 1: in your mind think it's really good. Keep telling yourself
Speaker 1: it's the best of that kind of food and it
Speaker 1: won't be won't be expensive. I've had listeners thank me
Speaker 1: in my DMS for sending them there. Yeah, any of
Speaker 1: them Jewish?
Speaker 2: All right, let's move on.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, yes, okay, Hey brooking boys. This Chris calling
Speaker 8: from North Carolina. Today is January thirtieth. All he just
Speaker 8: wanted to say, what day is today? It's David Brody's birthday.
Speaker 8: What a day for a birthday. Let's all have some cake.
Speaker 8: Except for scary hashtag first quarter scary who brooking boys?
Speaker 1: Jrody is scary? Thank you, thank you for the birthday
Speaker 1: wish is first quarter scary scary.
Speaker 9: Joe Danielle from Connecticut. This is your suck weekly reminder
Speaker 9: to get the fucking jingles. Don't pop out and make
Speaker 9: sham do it for you. That's bullshit. Be a man,
Speaker 9: Get the jingles and let's move on. I do miss
Speaker 9: them always, Bridian and scary.
Speaker 1: If I still worked that, I would bring the jingles
Speaker 1: hoop saying that, and then I won't bring the jingles home.
Speaker 1: Don't don't be spiteful, don't don't ask your own dat.
Speaker 1: It's about your face.
Speaker 10: Hey, Bridy and scary. Jamie from Queen's here, scary. I
Speaker 10: think I figured out why you won't bring the Jingles home.
Speaker 10: It's not boushy enough for you.
Speaker 11: You're more worried about these fucking high tech video game
Speaker 11: bullshit workouts and ultra exclusive velvet rope vip shit.
Speaker 10: Justin timberlat concerts. I thought if they gave you a
Speaker 10: gold plated USB drive to bring Jingles home, the Jingles
Speaker 10: would be home.
Speaker 1: That ye, all right, listen, Jamie, last week. Last week
Speaker 1: was my freaking birthday week. Okay, yeah, I got to
Speaker 1: do something one year. I got to do some once
Speaker 1: in a lifetime things like go to see justin Timberlake
Speaker 1: in a room that holds a thousand people, which everyone
Speaker 1: was begging, cloying to get into. And I was just
Speaker 1: lucky enough because the president of Programming, Tom Pullman, gave
Speaker 1: me his ticket, so I got a free pass from
Speaker 1: last week. Well, my birthday was last week too, And
Speaker 1: do you know what I wanted for my birthday? What
Speaker 1: you to bring the Jingles home? You fuck, I didn't
Speaker 1: get what I wanted.
Speaker 4: It's the jingle.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter if it's on lifetime or not.
Speaker 12: This time is the Slicesse time.
Speaker 13: And we say, it's a jingle series.
Speaker 10: This is Rachel.
Speaker 1: Oh why was that because you didn't hit the jingle
Speaker 1: when I asked you to hit the jingle? Oh right
Speaker 1: right right now? Yes, yes, yes nicely when she says it, yeah,
Speaker 1: much better, much more eloquent. I'll take it from the
Speaker 1: listeners any day. Sure you would you part? Yeah?
Speaker 14: Anyway, it's scary and brody, brody in scary. This is
Speaker 14: Maryland from Amaha. Okay, I'm I'm replying to the Chad
Speaker 14: from Omaha. No, there is no no Chad from Omaha.
Speaker 14: That sounds like the truck driver dude about the Jaguar
Speaker 14: Ja Jaguar Chad is the male Karen So No, no,
Speaker 14: that dude is not from Omaha. That dude is not
Speaker 14: from Omaha.
Speaker 2: Love you guys, Slice for Life.
Speaker 1: Thank you. By the way, she has the best sounding
Speaker 1: phone so far. Yeah, totally clear. It must be an android.
Speaker 1: We like her so yeah, basically she's the jig is up.
Speaker 2: This guy's doing multiple voices.
Speaker 1: The guy. Yeah, that guy was definitely uh a friend
Speaker 1: of the trucker. Yeah from tell you Schilton hit the
Speaker 1: same inflection. It was definitely him. Yeah you busted.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, Jose Nandez from Puerto Rico.
Speaker 15: I have a question for Juan Valdez or Vasquez, whatever
Speaker 15: his last name is. You speak English with an like
Speaker 15: I do, and you don't speak Spanish.
Speaker 3: What the hell is way off? Nachos? What is that?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 15: I just joke, man, I mean, get it straight. Or
Speaker 15: maybe he said that we're an alien?
Speaker 3: Makes sense?
Speaker 1: Well, it's nachos. It's a nachos as a joke. It's
Speaker 1: you know, it's a play on words. Yes, he won't
Speaker 1: speak Spanish, but he could be an alien. He's got
Speaker 1: a point that I'm okay with it.
Speaker 17: He may have built the Pyramids a Brooklyn Boys, brody
Speaker 17: and scary, scary and brody. This is Lisa from Syracuse
Speaker 17: calling about episode to eighty two, talk about the scrub masters.
Speaker 17: Have to say my daughter is a scrum master. When
Speaker 17: she first got the job, I'm like, what the fuck
Speaker 17: is that? But I can tell you she's the best
Speaker 17: bitch of all bitches.
Speaker 4: Have a great day.
Speaker 1: Buy nice. My daughter of the scrub master like it.
Speaker 15: Hey guys from Puerto Rico. Again, I just gotta say,
Speaker 15: I love Lifetime. It's a great idea, a great idea,
Speaker 15: and I enjoyed it pretty much, So keep up the
Speaker 15: good work.
Speaker 3: Thanks for making us last. Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Now, if only the other half of the slices would
Speaker 1: would feel the same way. He speaks English beautifully, yet
Speaker 1: he mispronounced a lot he said pretty much, So I
Speaker 1: pretty much like Slice Time. I feel like what he
Speaker 1: meant to say was I freaking love Slice Time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course he does. Yeah, I know what he meant.
Speaker 1: I know what he meant. Yeah. Yeah, but yeah, if
Speaker 1: only if only all the slices felt like he did. Listen,
Speaker 1: there's some holdouts. We'll win them over when doll I
Speaker 1: hit the second version of my jingle, Scary.
Speaker 18: And Brody, Brody and Scary Garody the knee from Connecticut here.
Speaker 18: I have a question for both you, gentlemen. What do
Speaker 18: you think will happen first, your beloved New York Mets
Speaker 18: winning the World Series or Scary finally paying for that
Speaker 18: steak dinner he apparently owns Brody for Also, why do
Speaker 18: they call it the World Series if only North American
Speaker 18: teams compete in it?
Speaker 1: I can explain it the great work boys Slice for Life.
Speaker 1: People ask that question a lot. Why is it the
Speaker 1: World Series? Because at the time that the World Series
Speaker 1: was invented or became a thing, America was the only
Speaker 1: place playing it. And I don't know if you've noticed America, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, I love. I'm not an insult. We're
Speaker 1: very America centric, right, Like, we invent things, we start things,
Speaker 1: and if we didn't invent them, we claim we invented them.
Speaker 1: We're very proud of our flag and our colors. So
Speaker 1: when we invented a sport, we're like, well, we're doing
Speaker 1: what's playing it? It's the World Series. And then eventually
Speaker 1: it caught on and there's other countries now that play
Speaker 1: baseball and it's great. The World Baseball Classic is fantastic,
Speaker 1: But it wasn't like Japan had a league at the time,
Speaker 1: and we still call it the World Series. We were
Speaker 1: the only ones and we're like, well, no one else
Speaker 1: is playing it. So, by the way, the World Cup
Speaker 1: is coming to Jersey right where right, not far from
Speaker 1: where Skary and I live. Closet it to scary already
Speaker 1: people are asking me, am I going to be now
Speaker 1: my house to people or now my driveway to park
Speaker 1: or whatever. The World Cup has the has the impact
Speaker 1: of seven Super Bowls.
Speaker 2: Pictures picture of the Super Bowl time seven.
Speaker 1: That's how many that's that's how much many people it reaches,
Speaker 1: and how the impact is financially. It's crazy. So yeah,
Speaker 1: that is going to be in July of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: But here's what I'll say, personally, still not interested. So
Speaker 1: now I get tickets, I will sell.
Speaker 2: That's where I draw the line. I'm interest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well you go to any event exactly.
Speaker 19: You go.
Speaker 2: It's a pop culture thing.
Speaker 1: How do you not go because I don't want to
Speaker 1: be in a seat when a real fan could be there.
Speaker 2: Well, i'll pay top dollar.
Speaker 1: You would you? Maybe Tom pulmanna give you his tickets.
Speaker 1: That'd be great.
Speaker 20: Scary and Bird's Birdie and Scary. This is Randy and Dixon, Tennessee.
Speaker 20: I'm right outside in Nashville. Just wanted to say that
Speaker 20: I'm getting caught up binging some episodes and finished number
Speaker 20: two eighty. It was indeed a very special episode. Uh,
Speaker 20: it did blow my mind though that it blew Scary's
Speaker 20: mind that Michael McDonald is white. Just had to say,
Speaker 20: I thought that was pretty hilarious. And my app keeps
Speaker 20: crashing when I'm recording these, So hopefully this isn't like
Speaker 20: the seventh one that you've gotten.
Speaker 2: No, it's the first one and only. And I've been there.
Speaker 1: You've been there, don't you didn't You used to love
Speaker 1: Dixon Tennessee, Dixon, Tennessee. Yeah, you love Dixon Tennessee. I
Speaker 1: love Dix.
Speaker 2: I really love Dix in Tennessee. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful place, wonderful. What you said to me
Speaker 1: you came back, You're like, I love Dixon Tennessee. Mike,
Speaker 1: does that why you keep going to Tennessee over and over?
Speaker 2: If the keeps on giving?
Speaker 1: We coming?
Speaker 2: And yes, Michael McDonald very soulful sound.
Speaker 1: He's white. He's white.
Speaker 18: Hey, Brooklyn boys, it's Devin from Vermont. In regards to
Speaker 18: episode two eighty one about Scary's girlfriend being an alien,
Speaker 18: have you guys heard of the Heaven's Gate Cold and
Speaker 18: fuck one?
Speaker 4: Valdez?
Speaker 18: You dick rid Brody?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, you dick ride. He's saying that Juan Valdez
Speaker 1: has a heart on for you, Brody. Oh oh, he's
Speaker 1: a dick ride. Dick rides you.
Speaker 2: I see a little bit of that.
Speaker 1: But what did he just say about the aren't They Dead?
Speaker 1: Was that? Was that Marshall Applewhite where they all had
Speaker 1: to they all, they all, they had no they were
Speaker 1: in a compound. They all, it's always a compound. Don't
Speaker 1: live in a compound. Never, And they all ate poisoned
Speaker 1: apple sauce and went to sleep. Yeah, Marshall apple White,
Speaker 1: google him, weirdo.
Speaker 21: Mister Jones is DJ from South Jersey. You need to
Speaker 21: get the jingles, bitch. Okay, I actually think and mister
Speaker 21: David Brody over there might have to make a jingle
Speaker 21: about the jingles. That'd be pretty hilarious.
Speaker 3: Get the.
Speaker 1: Probably I could do something like that, but then he
Speaker 1: won't play it.
Speaker 2: Are people that is to the jingles?
Speaker 1: Yes, they loved Listen in Order, the only one. That's
Speaker 1: the only one. People keep naming one of the other jingles.
Speaker 1: I didn't bring home. Well, there's too listening order jingles.
Speaker 1: You didn't bring home any of these celebrity IDs. You
Speaker 1: can bring home Jimmy foul. People aren't celebrities anymore. They
Speaker 1: just found the celebrities. Jimmy Fallon. Yes, Joe Gaddo recorded
Speaker 1: for us. Michael rappaport uh a Sebastian maunt of Skelety.
Speaker 2: Right, all right, I'll bring home the fucking jingles.
Speaker 1: Thank you leaving me alone?
Speaker 3: Bring the jingle, bring the dingle.
Speaker 1: God damn it, there's something more to talk about.
Speaker 2: It's gotta be.
Speaker 1: He wrote a jingle about bringing the jingles. Sure, surely
Speaker 1: we provide more compelling content that's worthy of talkbacks that
Speaker 1: may giant hole in our lives as podcasters that you
Speaker 1: don't have these jingles? Man, what would we talk about
Speaker 1: on Slice Time? What would talkbacks? Would they leave if
Speaker 1: I actually do bring home the jingles?
Speaker 16: I don't know.
Speaker 1: If you bring home the jingles and buy mistake dinner,
Speaker 1: we're fucked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Everyone would go silent.
Speaker 4: I got all guys.
Speaker 3: Of things to do. I gotta go to the meetings.
Speaker 22: You gotta go ahead and you know, meet deals, get
Speaker 22: a Knifer endorsement.
Speaker 3: Bring dof fucking jingle.
Speaker 5: Scary.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it impacted people's days this much, dude.
Speaker 1: People want what they want. Give the people what they want.
Speaker 1: This podcast Slice Time is about the people.
Speaker 2: I get it. You know why you don't. I'll get
Speaker 2: I'll bring them home for the slices, but not for you.
Speaker 1: Brody. That's fine. That's fine than the boys. It is English.
Speaker 23: Brian now living in Jacksonville, Florida. You reference to the
Speaker 23: Jaguars in England, we refer to them as Jaguars. Yeah,
Speaker 23: like the car, so sloy Slaws. Keep up the good work.
Speaker 1: Thank you love that guy. Yeah you ever heard the
Speaker 1: commercial for the car? This is not the new twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four Jaguar. Jagu Walls. It's like author itis.
Speaker 3: There's there's spark.
Speaker 1: Just called that.
Speaker 3: Jim.
Speaker 22: Just say that scary because uh, you trying to do
Speaker 22: a commercial and say they ain't over and over again
Speaker 22: and all kinds of ship. That's aside from making you
Speaker 22: do dance dance revolution, Uh sneaking past goalie, Uh the
Speaker 22: hopscotch Where the fuck it is good for you that
Speaker 22: you're working out, but start trying to get one over.
Speaker 1: Us and Brody Okay, you recognize that voice, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's the guy who dogs laws. That's him. That's him, yep,
Speaker 1: because he does the slow and then the fast. We
Speaker 1: got your past speaks yep, yep. We know you're Cadence.
Speaker 1: You can't fool us there. You can't fool us, can't
Speaker 1: fool the Cadence Masters.
Speaker 24: Hey, Brooklyn boys, it's Caitlin and Luke from Long Island.
Speaker 3: The surfers talk.
Speaker 9: I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 10: I don't know why.
Speaker 24: Anyways, Hey Mark, that's her husband.
Speaker 1: He's not with us now in the corner.
Speaker 24: We have some daycare anyways, and serious condolences for the
Speaker 24: loss of Mama Scary and Mama Brody. We got a
Speaker 24: lot of great content from them on the podcast, so
Speaker 24: we love you. Can't wait for more episodes and you
Speaker 24: definitely need to do it in person with you guys together.
Speaker 5: Love you buy it.
Speaker 1: Yes, we need to do an impression podcast. When is
Speaker 1: that coming up? I don't know, but who is Luke?
Speaker 1: Was Luke? Her son?
Speaker 2: Luke Luke Luke? He is your father?
Speaker 1: Oh oh, they're very good, nice though, very nice.
Speaker 11: Brody and Scary.
Speaker 25: Tamara from upstate New York. I haven't sent a voice
Speaker 25: message in for a while, so figured I would weigh
Speaker 25: in on the grammar issues at Brody brought up on
Speaker 25: the last podcast.
Speaker 18: He is cracked.
Speaker 3: Thank you one percent on each one.
Speaker 26: There's no debate.
Speaker 25: I'm not a teacher, but my mom was, and I
Speaker 25: absolutely am part of the grammar police crew. All my
Speaker 25: friends always give me a hard time for correcting grammar.
Speaker 25: So I got cut off This is Tamara again. I
Speaker 25: just wanted to end this by saying, again, Brody, you
Speaker 25: are one hundred and twenty percent correct on every single
Speaker 25: one of those.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 25: I personally don't know how people can listen to those
Speaker 25: and not understand that there's a grammar issue there. But yes,
Speaker 25: you such with me and Rody apparently.
Speaker 4: All right, bye, guys, love you both.
Speaker 11: I have a birthday sary.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you so much. All Right, we're about halfway call. Yeah, nice,
Speaker 1: We're about halfway through. All right, we'll be right back podcast.
Speaker 4: Sky and Brody.
Speaker 1: Lots of talkbacks this week. We love when you have
Speaker 1: a lot of things to say. But enough about the jingles. Okay, Nope,
Speaker 1: never enough you guys, it's your show. You talk about
Speaker 1: what you want to talk about.
Speaker 12: Happy birthday, scary. This is Cindy from New York, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 12: I two turned fifty years old on February the sixth, February.
Speaker 3: Nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 12: Rocks, yes, and just know that your mom will be
Speaker 12: there with you on your birthday. I'm the same as
Speaker 12: she was the day you were born, with her arms
Speaker 12: wrapped around you.
Speaker 3: And Brody to you. My condolences as well. God bless
Speaker 3: have a good.
Speaker 2: Day, very very very sweet. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't get the birthday one though. I
Speaker 1: didn't get that well, it was already a week, a
Speaker 1: week removed from your birthday, four or four days apart.
Speaker 8: Come on now, hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Chris calling
Speaker 8: from North Carolina.
Speaker 4: I had left to talk back earlier this week.
Speaker 2: Talkfully it didn't get deleted.
Speaker 3: If it did, Brody, I owe you one. And if
Speaker 3: it didn't, we're good.
Speaker 8: Other than that, today is February third, and this message
Speaker 8: is for the bougiest Brooklyn boy ever. Happy happy birthday
Speaker 8: from all of us. You wish it was our birthday,
Speaker 8: so we cut party two.
Speaker 3: Whoo Brooklyn boys, scary and brody, brody and scary.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you Chris.
Speaker 27: Hey, brody and scary, and yes it's going to be
Speaker 27: brody and scary. This is Kelly from originally from Bence
Speaker 27: and Hurst Nice, now living in Long Island.
Speaker 3: Scary.
Speaker 27: You left out the baltimportant part of your story about
Speaker 27: just tipulate tickets.
Speaker 1: Elvis gave in.
Speaker 9: And he's still buying you tickets.
Speaker 27: You forgot that most important part, So you owe Brodie
Speaker 27: esteate dinner thank.
Speaker 1: You, Elvis said, despite me trying to turn down the
Speaker 1: tickets he was going to buy me. He's going to
Speaker 1: buy the tickets for me anyway, because he doesn't go
Speaker 1: back on his word right like some people. Yeah me, however,
Speaker 1: you want back on your word?
Speaker 2: I mean I never said that.
Speaker 1: I never said giving you take those tickets from Elvis,
Speaker 1: you owe me a dinner.
Speaker 2: He's still getting off easy. I bought you that. You
Speaker 2: that dinner twice?
Speaker 1: You didn't.
Speaker 28: Hey, ruckmeloids jar me from Queen's here. You guys were
Speaker 28: talking about guard dogs. Well, a guy in my building
Speaker 28: trained his big dog a little too well to be
Speaker 28: a guard dog. No one had heard from him in
Speaker 28: like two weeks, so his.
Speaker 29: Brother and the cops went to go check on him
Speaker 29: at his apartment, and the dog was in such guard
Speaker 29: dog mode that they had to trank the dog like
Speaker 29: five times to get him to calm down and enough
Speaker 29: to go in the apartment and check.
Speaker 10: On the guy.
Speaker 11: And it turns out the guy had died in his apartment.
Speaker 1: I was I thought she was going to say the
Speaker 1: dog ate the guy, that's right. I thought she was
Speaker 1: going to yeah, but still said still terrible awful, Oh
Speaker 1: speaking of eating other things. On the next episode of
Speaker 1: The Brooklyn Boys' main podcast, I've got a story. It's
Speaker 1: disturbing me, like for four days now, so.
Speaker 30: So it really pains me to agree with Scary, But
Speaker 30: oh shit, I have to this one time. I think
Speaker 30: that we are really self centered if we think that
Speaker 30: there's no other intelligent life form in the universe, in
Speaker 30: the entire universe. I'm not saying there are little green aliens,
Speaker 30: but we can't be the only intelligent life form in
Speaker 30: the universe. Sorry. The only time I agree with.
Speaker 1: Scary, I'm just saying they're not hanging out in the
Speaker 1: mall in Miami. That's what I'm saying, Hey, Burdy.
Speaker 31: In my answer me, I ask you why the slice
Speaker 31: is borne like the Slice time you said on the
Speaker 31: Facebook group.
Speaker 3: I'm not on the Facebook.
Speaker 1: Why they don't like the slash time, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It wasn't to me who had the idea. Someone on
Speaker 1: the page said they don't like it.
Speaker 26: Isn't on my fault, Brooklyn Boys. This is Nick Kerry Jones.
Speaker 26: Happy birthday, my man, actually, happy belated birthday. And no,
Speaker 26: I think you will get to the point where you
Speaker 26: can also do twenty seven push ups in twenty seven
Speaker 26: situps and over the course of six months, you know,
Speaker 26: with your ass off, because you sound very motivated about
Speaker 26: that gym, and I'm very, very excited to see your progress.
Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, we're getting there. We are getting
Speaker 1: there slowly, got a half pack slowly, buttually.
Speaker 2: And it was not belated. My birthday is February third.
Speaker 1: It's belated because we're playing this on the sixth. No,
Speaker 1: but he left that on the third, so it was
Speaker 1: not belated at the time. Yes, okay, okay, yep, fair enough.
Speaker 26: Helyn boys is Nick again? Think that was a part
Speaker 26: two whatever? Hey, David Brody to your wife to her
Speaker 26: also a separate shout out to missus Brody. I don't
Speaker 26: know which year the birthday is, but it's also a
Speaker 26: big deal. And you guys are just so fucking funny
Speaker 26: talking smack to each other about forty and fifty. I'm
Speaker 26: looking forward to being forty now, God damn fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yep, it'll be there sooner than you know it.
Speaker 1: And thank you for the birthday wishes from Hey.
Speaker 4: This is Nick again.
Speaker 26: I'll have to fucking leave this message. Yo's Kara Jones.
Speaker 26: You are so natural. You are you have a talent
Speaker 26: for fucking commercials. It's like organic as fucking kale chips
Speaker 26: or whatever they say. Your life's so fucking great. You
Speaker 26: just casually were sliding the website name.
Speaker 4: I fucking love it.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 4: Take care y'all.
Speaker 2: Somebody appreciated it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeh yeah, yea yeah yeah, well the doctor did
Speaker 1: so to speak, Yeah, not a doctor per se.
Speaker 26: You should have swallowed pride or whatever fuck you had
Speaker 26: at that moment, and he would have himself some freaking
Speaker 26: nice seats to adjusin Timberlay concert.
Speaker 4: We're talking. He did separate entrance, uh.
Speaker 26: Private bar, separate bathroom, good seats. You know, man, dude,
Speaker 26: you could have had it all, but you had to
Speaker 26: do your principal bullshit tangent.
Speaker 1: Oh well it.
Speaker 26: Is what it is.
Speaker 1: Well, even though I stood by my principal, Elders still
Speaker 1: offered me the tickets because you knew he would. That's
Speaker 1: the way Elvis is.
Speaker 2: That's how he wants a win, win for.
Speaker 1: You, Elvis, because you know you're gonna know Elvis. You
Speaker 1: don't have to, you know he's going to anyway. He's
Speaker 1: he's generous like that. So you got credible birthday mister
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 32: I had a great birthday this year, and nobody gave
Speaker 32: you a hard time over at the doctor's office, the pharmacy,
Speaker 32: the bakery, the grocery store, any restaurants, any place back then.
Speaker 32: And I want to wish a very, very happy birthday
Speaker 32: to none other than missus Brodie. Hopefully your cheap mastered
Speaker 32: husband didn't cheap out this year and go down to
Speaker 32: Canal Street Market and buy you some knockoff ship.
Speaker 2: Well did you buy some knockoff shit? If I did
Speaker 2: knock her.
Speaker 1: Birth ship, it was not knockoff shit, Okay, I trust me,
Speaker 1: you know, God darn it.
Speaker 3: I don't know how it slipped my mind, but I.
Speaker 1: Just totally forgot.
Speaker 32: I usually market down on my calendary year, but this
Speaker 32: year it just went right past me. Today is none
Speaker 32: other than mister Warwick Davis's birthday from Leprecaun Movies, and
Speaker 32: I just got a kick out all those movies, and
Speaker 32: I want to wish him a happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Mister David.
Speaker 2: See what he's doing there, and.
Speaker 1: He's let Harry Harry Potter movies. He was in Return
Speaker 1: of the Jedi.
Speaker 2: You see what he's doing there.
Speaker 1: He's leaving these talkbacks and deliberately leaving my birthday out
Speaker 1: as he did this on February third, I don't think
Speaker 1: that's accurate. Hey guys, it's me again, mister Scary. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I was just messing with you. Of course you just
Speaker 1: had to do it. I couldn't resist it.
Speaker 32: But anyways, I want to wish you happiest of birthdays.
Speaker 32: Hope you have a great time at Saturday Night Live,
Speaker 32: a great vacation with your family, and when you come back,
Speaker 32: hopefully you'll have that golden mic in your hand and
Speaker 32: you can spit all over it.
Speaker 2: Half birthday, mister Scary.
Speaker 1: I thought he was going to say, and hopefully after
Speaker 1: that you'll bring.
Speaker 2: I was waiting for that.
Speaker 1: Yes, by the way, you'll talk about on the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: I want to hear about yours and lexperience. How you
Speaker 1: got how you got on the stage and behind the stage.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, yeah, I got to walk through the door.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 31: Well, I want to hit details, Hey guys, Episode two
Speaker 31: eighty three, Booking Boys Scary Brody, Brody, Scary, what's your
Speaker 31: name is?
Speaker 1: Drunk as fuck?
Speaker 10: Love?
Speaker 31: In the episode Nice It's like three in the morning,
Speaker 31: tacos love you guys, good night.
Speaker 1: Wait he left the second one at two fifty three
Speaker 1: a drunk pactice.
Speaker 31: I love this part two of Drunk as Fuck Finley, Ohio.
Speaker 31: You gotta take the place we're from. Names Elijah, Scary Brody. No, yeah,
Speaker 31: Scary Brody Brody Scary who.
Speaker 1: Wow, he's drunk. That's why he said your name first,
Speaker 1: of course. Now listen, we like drunk backs. We have
Speaker 1: drunk backs are good. I want, Yes, I encourage all
Speaker 1: the slices at the at the crazy age. If you're
Speaker 1: drunk or high, that's the time to leave us a talkback. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 33: Hello Ariel from Upstate New York. Brody, I know you
Speaker 33: responded to the video that I do, and I also
Speaker 33: take Scary in it, but he never responded Scary. Did
Speaker 33: you actually get a chance to watch the video? It
Speaker 33: was a video of a UFO and it looks like
Speaker 33: it was from the Pentagon themselves, and the Pentagon is
Speaker 33: like real, so you know that the video has to
Speaker 33: be really.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's I did watch it. I did, but I
Speaker 1: don't if it was done on Twitter or x or
Speaker 1: whatever the case. You're losing me. It's such a it's
Speaker 1: I know my thoughts about that. But anyway, it was
Speaker 1: a Pentagon video. I just want to remind everyone that
Speaker 1: UFO just means it's unidentified. It's flying, it's an object, right,
Speaker 1: doesn't mean it's an alien, but it could be.
Speaker 2: You don't know that for a fact, you don't know
Speaker 2: it's not. You can do both sides of that.
Speaker 1: But anyway, people see he had the term UFO, they
Speaker 1: think alien. Right, It just means they can't identify it.
Speaker 1: It could be a Chinese spy plane or something. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It could be anything. Yes, we
Speaker 1: don't know yet. They have not identified it. That's all.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I think the video spoke for itself.
Speaker 1: And by the way, if you're leaving stuff for me
Speaker 1: on X, Twitter, whatever, I'll see it like a week
Speaker 1: and a half afterwards. I just see it right away.
Speaker 2: Yeah you will. You know what? You like that old technology.
Speaker 1: I have to skim through people mentioning me on Twitter
Speaker 1: and the whorebox. It's such a has been social media
Speaker 1: platform scams. Hey, the trashy fake women accounts that I'll
Speaker 1: have forty three hundred followers, I'm sorry, they follow forty
Speaker 1: three hundred accounts and they have fifty followers, every one
Speaker 1: of them. They just keep following each other. That's what
Speaker 1: Twitter is.
Speaker 16: Twitter.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just skank bots. No, it's awful, awful,
Speaker 1: all right, more.
Speaker 24: Yeah, what's going on Brooklyn Boys? Is Caitlin and Luke
Speaker 24: in the line at Starbucks can lose to Carrow Slice
Speaker 24: and baby slice for life?
Speaker 2: See?
Speaker 1: I told you, baby, it's not right.
Speaker 24: Now because of that stupid friggin Amazon commercial.
Speaker 3: ZIM and I, them and me.
Speaker 24: No one cares Amazon Medical.
Speaker 3: That's super dem and I.
Speaker 24: If you don't know what I'm talking about, and you
Speaker 24: probably live in the trit's area, but it is god
Speaker 24: awful place for life.
Speaker 1: Thank you. It sounds like it's something that's gonna piss
Speaker 1: me off. I can't wait.
Speaker 19: Brody and Scary, Scary and Brody. This is Josh from Ohio.
Speaker 19: Just listen to the episode of The Brooking Boys. It
Speaker 19: was nice and brody do uh wish his wife a
Speaker 19: happy birthday? Didn't know this was a birthday podcast. Maybe
Speaker 19: it is now, I don't know. Don't tweet me. Love
Speaker 19: you guys.
Speaker 2: I certainly won't enjoy your weekend.
Speaker 1: I hate Twitter. Thanks. Yeah, and you know what I'm
Speaker 1: not calling it X. I'm not it's Twitter. Don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck because you know what they told the news
Speaker 1: Hold one second, every every news channel, every celebrity channel.
Speaker 1: Oh did you see what happened on X, you know,
Speaker 1: formerly known as Twitter. Enough for Reddy, But yeah, it's
Speaker 1: either Twitter or it's X, but you don't tell people.
Speaker 34: Finished this episode, and I believe which episode. In the
Speaker 34: commercial with Santiago, he's saying, and she's a thief in
Speaker 34: reference to the game dice Strengths.
Speaker 1: You're right, A bunch of people have DM me that
Speaker 1: the little kid's going, I see the thief. But he
Speaker 1: sounds like you're saying the thief. All right, But yeah,
Speaker 1: she's a thief is what he was saying. These are,
Speaker 1: I guess. Continuing on episode two eighty three, The Cheesecake
Speaker 1: Factory of Lies. Oh, this one came in at ten
Speaker 1: to five in the morning. This should be good doing a.
Speaker 35: Food morning gentlemen. This is Chad from Omaha, and I
Speaker 35: agree with Skiri. All that grammar stuff really puts me
Speaker 35: to sleep.
Speaker 1: You can hear it.
Speaker 16: I think Brody should consider doing another podcast just for that.
Speaker 16: No woman, the lawyers argue about that. All they want
Speaker 16: I don't care to hear it. Thank you.
Speaker 1: That's character number two.
Speaker 16: Gentlemen.
Speaker 1: By the way, this is from Omaha.
Speaker 2: No it's not. I.
Speaker 16: I am not fuck Orn leg Horn.
Speaker 1: Yes he is. It's ridiculous, but I do have.
Speaker 16: A theory on that. And let me tell you I
Speaker 16: think that fog Orton leg Horn.
Speaker 3: There's none other than Steve.
Speaker 16: From the Bronx over there or maybe even one ball day.
Speaker 2: Not even not even close, not even close, is up.
Speaker 1: We know it's you. Even even the girl from Omaha
Speaker 1: called before, she's like, he's not from Omaha.
Speaker 5: Brooklyn Boys, Mike from Wisconsin here, Scarry Jones, take a
Speaker 5: pourd and stick it in that steam broccoli of yours.
Speaker 5: You owe him a fucking state dinner. Stop kind of
Speaker 5: bath pedal. You just fucked up and said you try
Speaker 5: to buy him a steak dinner.
Speaker 1: I did twice, now twice buy him a steak.
Speaker 5: I did, maybe get your tickets. You're fucked up and
Speaker 5: admit it is love you.
Speaker 1: You said I try. I had to buy a misteak
Speaker 1: dinner twice. Therefore you failed and you stole me at dinner.
Speaker 36: Thank you, move on, next call hey, shout out David
Speaker 36: Brody for the Slice Time jingle that is that is groovy, man,
Speaker 36: it's fire. I see you guys at the club, David
Speaker 36: Brody at the table, holding court telling jokes with a bottle.
Speaker 2: Of Bailey's in nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 36: And Scary Jones sneaking away to the bathroom to do
Speaker 36: a line of blow of those boys life.
Speaker 1: My god, he's got me on the Baileys. I don't drink,
Speaker 1: but boy, I love Bailey's with you know, little milk
Speaker 1: in it, maybe little coffee.
Speaker 33: Brody Ariel from Upstate New York. I just want to say,
Speaker 33: that was a really shitty experience that you had to
Speaker 33: go through the cheesecake factory. They should have never lied.
Speaker 33: They should have just been upfront and on us to
Speaker 33: begin with. Yep, yes, they might have lost you as
Speaker 33: a customer, but at least they wouldn't have a reputation
Speaker 33: of lying to their customers.
Speaker 1: They haven't lost because the fried mac and cheese bowls
Speaker 1: are fantastic. But I want to shout out Shady jew Mobster,
Speaker 1: one of our main slices from back in the days,
Speaker 1: an original. He did me and said he knew which
Speaker 1: location I was talking about, and on multiple occasions they
Speaker 1: have lied to him, and he called up corporate and
Speaker 1: got a fifty dollars gift card.
Speaker 2: So now today he.
Speaker 1: Left the message today to call me back and he'd
Speaker 1: to speak to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna get a hundred dollars gift card.
Speaker 1: If Shady got fifty, I'm getting a hundred.
Speaker 3: Bertie.
Speaker 33: I just wanted to say, happy belated birthday, ericel from
Speaker 33: upstate New York. Again we knew that and scary, Happy birthday,
Speaker 33: and congratulations on getting that golden microphone from Elvis.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 33: You must be one special person in order to receive
Speaker 33: something like that.
Speaker 4: Nice for life.
Speaker 1: There's only five now in the country. Elvis, Duran, Ryan Seacrest,
Speaker 1: the deceased Rush Limbaugh had one, Danielle. Oh, I wonder
Speaker 1: if you got Rushes. Daniel had Elvis porught on he baby,
Speaker 1: and then and I got the fifth. Elvis got me
Speaker 1: golden mozzarella sticks. One morning.
Speaker 7: Hey, this is Maggie from Miami talking about two eighty three.
Speaker 7: What is a little boy saying in the Eva Longoya commercial.
Speaker 7: He's saying that she's a thief. She steals money from
Speaker 7: people in the game.
Speaker 1: Because I play the game, you know. Okay, That's that's why,
Speaker 1: because then you can't hear.
Speaker 7: Hi.
Speaker 25: It's Heather from Michigan, and the little boy is saying
Speaker 25: and she is a thief.
Speaker 1: Yep, I don't know how you guys figured it out.
Speaker 13: Scary, very scary coming from the big show from last week.
Speaker 13: Just want to wish Scary a very happy birthday. You're
Speaker 13: so easy going, even though you're a bougie. It's okay,
Speaker 13: it's okay, we forgive you. I want to talk about
Speaker 13: cheesecake factory. Yeah, the weights are always incredibly long, no
Speaker 13: matter what they tell you. We once waited so long.
Speaker 13: We were waiting in the front area. It was so
Speaker 13: packed and crowded that someone actually passed out.
Speaker 6: Oops.
Speaker 13: I meant to say stretcher and everything everyone said to
Speaker 13: be called anyway, Slics for Life from NYC, All.
Speaker 1: Right, thank you so much. Nice NYC's five borrows. Though,
Speaker 1: which one do you think she's from? Then?
Speaker 2: Sounds like she's from I'm gonna say Staten Island.
Speaker 1: No, I would say maybe Queens Manhattan, then Queens Brody.
Speaker 37: Scary, it's going from colfax Iowa. I was just listening
Speaker 37: to the fifteen minute Morning Show and figure I should
Speaker 37: probably hop over here and say that Scary just took
Speaker 37: all of the credit for your Guys's net segment for
Speaker 37: the slices. Brody, you should listen to it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna now, Yeah, guys, keep it up. Well, this
Speaker 1: Slice time was my idea. No it was not, Yes,
Speaker 1: it was. I mean, it was my idea to sit
Speaker 1: to do a spinoff pot and you said we should
Speaker 1: do a spinoff? Said, I said we should do a
Speaker 1: spinoff podcast.
Speaker 2: Will we take the entire segment?
Speaker 33: No?
Speaker 1: You you do know it. Brody's lying wrong. Hold on,
Speaker 1: let me tell you my version of this story, and
Speaker 1: then I'll tell you the truth. Whatever you want to say.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. This talkbacks feature is getting so
Speaker 1: long at the end of our main show, we could
Speaker 1: very easily pick it apart and put it on its
Speaker 1: own podcast.
Speaker 2: Now, you did come up with Slice Time, not what happened? Okay,
Speaker 2: yahd uk.
Speaker 1: You called me and said, Andrew from the morning show. Yes,
Speaker 1: was bragging about how uh Serial Killers spun off Bowl Chat.
Speaker 2: That's correct.
Speaker 1: They now are able to do two different podcasts each week,
Speaker 1: and then we should consider spinning something off ourselves, because
Speaker 1: they were every time they were doing Serial killers. They
Speaker 1: started talking about stuff and it became a segment. They
Speaker 1: made it Bowl Chat, right right, So I said, why
Speaker 1: don't we take Why don't we take the calls and
Speaker 1: make them their own thing? I said, and because you,
Speaker 1: we were like, we we should make a podcast of
Speaker 1: just the rants and I would call it rants in
Speaker 1: you pants. Remember we talked about the vision is History
Speaker 1: with David Brody and then then I said, and then
Speaker 1: immediately I said, and we called it slice time and
Speaker 1: to give the slices a chance to shine because you
Speaker 1: and we can't fit them all in. So I said,
Speaker 1: why don't we just put them all on a podcast? Skar,
Speaker 1: I don't know, There's got to be something else, and
Speaker 1: I said, no, we'll do the calls. I swear to God,
Speaker 1: and Scary goes, let's come up with something else, ship
Speaker 1: and I said, we'll call it slice time. I've never
Speaker 1: had a dif for a jingle. And she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's take a day and think about it. And I said,
Speaker 1: why should we think about it. Let's give the nice
Speaker 1: whole time. And he said, let's let's think of something else.
Speaker 1: That part is true. I put it was my idea,
Speaker 1: and I put my own idea on hold, and Brody's like, no,
Speaker 1: let's just jump into motion and do it. Nope, Nope,
Speaker 1: I think I came up with the white lines tune
Speaker 1: for Slice Time.
Speaker 2: I think I did not. You wrote the lyrics. You
Speaker 2: did not.
Speaker 1: You didn't even know who's saying that song. You tht
Speaker 1: a grand mass of flash by the way, now you
Speaker 1: know how I feel.
Speaker 2: You're trying to steal. You're trying to steal my.
Speaker 1: Freaking story of my idea, now your story, said okay.
Speaker 2: Then I wrote the lyrics. I wrote, you know how
Speaker 2: crazy Brody's getting.
Speaker 1: Now that's right. You're not taking my thing. You have
Speaker 1: something I'm sure that you're good at. I'll figure it
Speaker 1: out one of these days. It wow, wow, do tell me.
Speaker 2: I wish we had it on tape. We don't.
Speaker 1: It was a phone call, but okay. I was standing
Speaker 1: by my front door. I was looking at the mail
Speaker 1: on the ledge and you said we should spin off that.
Speaker 1: We got to call it a second podcast. I said,
Speaker 1: why don't we take the phone calls at the end
Speaker 1: and so we don't get to all of them. We'll
Speaker 1: make it a sentiment.
Speaker 2: He's like, you said you should do that, right, he said.
Speaker 1: And I said time, and you said, it's got to
Speaker 1: be something else. I said, I don't have a name
Speaker 1: for it. Scary, that's what we're doing. And he said,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's let's put on minds together call
Speaker 1: with something else. I need other ideas, yes or no?
Speaker 1: Did you not want to do slice time? He told me,
Speaker 1: I'm the name the idea. I gotta go.
Speaker 21: And brody and scary.
Speaker 9: This is Kim from Upstate New York. Just to let
Speaker 9: you know that Eva Longoria commercial the little boy is
Speaker 9: saying and she.
Speaker 4: Is a thief.
Speaker 1: Thank you again.
Speaker 3: To get that.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks there.
Speaker 4: It is a broken boys home best and so it's
Speaker 4: broad and scary. So last week or two weeks ago,
Speaker 4: Monday afternoon, sit down, record my tugbox, realize is six
Speaker 4: forty five, six fifty too late, and listen to the episode.
Speaker 4: Obviously none of my tugsbas made it in My guy,
Speaker 4: you gotta let me know. I tell you on Twitter,
Speaker 4: I tell you on Instagram. Let me know when you're
Speaker 4: recording the podcast so I can record my lines and
Speaker 4: everyone's happy.
Speaker 1: My guy. Uh oh, this is the first of five
Speaker 1: in a row. But hold on, let me interrupt. From on,
Speaker 1: I just checked. Let me just check again, let me
Speaker 1: check again. Yeah, we don't work for you. One. We
Speaker 1: don't clear though. We don't even know when we're recording.
Speaker 1: Half the time we don't. Tonight's scary is like, what
Speaker 1: do you think about seven o'clock? I'm like, sure, he's
Speaker 1: a guy. Seven thirty. It turned into like eight fifteen
Speaker 1: by the time we sat down. I had to eat
Speaker 1: my fish. I had fish, I had black pass.
Speaker 2: In the oven.
Speaker 1: Whoa did you my man the fish? Yes, I guess, Hey,
Speaker 1: my fish, what's up? My fish?
Speaker 3: My guy?
Speaker 6: I'm pulling sound clips, soundbites.
Speaker 4: From different movies, from different eras.
Speaker 1: And and you're here not playing my stuff back.
Speaker 4: I'm dying, Smalls, I'm dying.
Speaker 2: Well, guess you know it's called You're killing me Smalls?
Speaker 2: Is the line you're killing me small? And second of all,
Speaker 2: you've now.
Speaker 1: Got a double feature at the book ends of this
Speaker 1: saying of this podcast. So by not being on last week,
Speaker 1: you're at the beginning, and here you are at the end,
Speaker 1: because it looks like you've got the last three coming
Speaker 1: up all in a row.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Hey, it's always Brodie is carry So
Speaker 4: by now we all know Scottie B and Andrew have
Speaker 4: been nominated for their food podcast, which is serial Killers. Yep,
Speaker 4: I'm calling in all the slices to do commercial on
Speaker 4: the social media on both Instagram, on Twitter hashtag I
Speaker 4: heart plus scott our words, please show some love so
Speaker 4: our boys serial Killers?
Speaker 1: Yes wait so Scotty and Andrew. They were nominated for
Speaker 1: Best Food Podcast. The only problem is, uh, it is
Speaker 1: not a votable category. That one's chosen sucks. It does suck.
Speaker 1: It's chosen by that one's chosen by the judges. In fact,
Speaker 1: most of them are. So when we were nominated in
Speaker 1: the first year, it was all by ball vote, listener voting.
Speaker 2: Yeah wow, so yeah.
Speaker 1: So unfortunately you're not going to be him in second
Speaker 1: you're not going to be able to vote on it.
Speaker 1: So it's but yeah, show love. Of course, we love.
Speaker 1: We love the fact that they were nominated. We were
Speaker 1: nominated in the Best Comedy Podcast category in twenty nineteen
Speaker 1: and we lost out. Do you remember who we lost
Speaker 1: out to, Joe Rogan? Joe Rogan who went on to
Speaker 1: get a ten million dollars one hundred million dollar deal
Speaker 1: with Spotify. Yeah, we came in second. We didn't get
Speaker 1: that kind of deal from my heart. Now we only
Speaker 1: got ten million, last ten million, ten million, a little bit.
Speaker 4: Less any broken. It's always Burnian scary, so scary joins.
Speaker 4: You slipped in your doctor skinny jeans. You slipped in.
Speaker 4: You didn't slip it in. You say you were going
Speaker 4: to the gym that were doing these things. It's not
Speaker 4: a normal gym. And then we found out a sponsored
Speaker 4: My guy, are you even real? Do you do anything
Speaker 4: that's not sponsored?
Speaker 1: My guy?
Speaker 6: Please let me know my the fortiest car?
Speaker 1: Do I get a door brough camera? My guy? Before
Speaker 1: you do the last one? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And guess what if you.
Speaker 1: Got paid to work out, you would fucking gladly accept
Speaker 1: that money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: I'm getting paid how much personal trainers are expensive? I'm
Speaker 1: getting money's coming in the reverse direction. I'm lucky, we
Speaker 1: can I say, I'm very fortunate. Sat yelling segment was
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Speaker 1: It is the last one, and it's af one. Valved
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Speaker 4: And it's always burniscarry A. That's how you ran should
Speaker 4: have ended, my guy.
Speaker 6: A half hour and an hour and a half are
Speaker 6: two different things.
Speaker 4: You keep telling people it's going to be a half
Speaker 4: hour when you're really mean it's an hour and a half.
Speaker 6: I don't know what kind of stupid you are, but
Speaker 6: my guy, it is not the same thing. Forty five
Speaker 6: minute difference, my guy.
Speaker 1: They actually actually it's it's an hour difference. It is
Speaker 1: an our difference. All right, my guy, my guy. All right,
Speaker 1: very nice slices. Thanks for another another great Slice time.
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Speaker 1: figure out what we're talking about. Episode two eighty four
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