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Speaker 1: May I speak to Tara please? This is her. Hey Tara,

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Speaker 1: I don't think we've met yet. My name is Greg.

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Speaker 1: You just started nannying our kids. My wife is Audrey.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Hi, nice to nice to talk to you. Um.

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Speaker 1: I know my wife has handled all that stuff and

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Speaker 1: I've been kind of gone lately. But um, reason I'm

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Speaker 1: calling is because my wife wanted to talk to you

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Speaker 1: about something. Okay. Um. First of all, I want to

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Speaker 1: you know. You're doing a great job with the kids. Okay,

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Speaker 1: think you know there's the sweetest. I'm really glad I

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Speaker 1: found you. Guys. Yeah, they're okay, Um, but we would

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Speaker 1: like to change one little thing. And that's why she

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Speaker 1: had me call because, like I said, she's a little

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Speaker 1: embarrassed to ask. Okay, so what would that be? Well,

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Speaker 1: when you're out about with the kids, we would prefer

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Speaker 1: if you spoke to them in an English accent. I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry what an English accent? You obviously are American, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it's important to us that our family's status in

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Speaker 1: the communities stays at a very high level. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm really not sure I'm following you. Well, it just

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Speaker 1: looks classier for us to have a European opair instead

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Speaker 1: of just an American nanny. In fact, our friends down

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Speaker 1: the street have a nanny from Australia and they throw

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Speaker 1: it in our face all the time, so let's get

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Speaker 1: them back. You can help us. Oh, I've actually, you know,

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Speaker 1: I've told a few people at work that you're from

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Speaker 1: a small town outside of London and actually that you

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Speaker 1: used to care for a baby in the Royal family.

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Speaker 1: But we made you a better offer, so you moved

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Speaker 1: here to America to help us. It's a good story

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Speaker 1: and it's gaining a lot of ground in my social circles,

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Speaker 1: so it would help. Gosh. Um, so so you lied

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Speaker 1: about me and who I am. Well, don't we all

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Speaker 1: really sort of lie about who we are. I'd call

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Speaker 1: it just sort of twisting the truth to look better

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Speaker 1: on us. Oh, it might be, but I would love

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Speaker 1: it if you can start doing that from now on.

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Speaker 1: And if you can't, we might have to let you go.

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Speaker 1: All because I'm not from England, right, don't have an accent? Yes? Right?

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Speaker 1: And but I let go. Yes you would, and you're

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Speaker 1: doing a great job. That's why we want you to

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Speaker 1: stick around. So from this day forward, UM, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to need you to speak with an English accent, and

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Speaker 1: we're also going to have to change your name to

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Speaker 1: Miss Hildegarde Parsons. Is a jo You're going to change

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Speaker 1: my name, not legally, but but as far as anybody

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Speaker 1: in our neighborhood knows you are, Miss Hildegarde Parsons from London.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I really feel comfortable about that.

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Speaker 1: It's a lying and accent hoping you wouldn't say that.

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Speaker 1: You know, I was going to offer to double your salary. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Miss Hildegarde Parsons. I love the way that sounds. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is a beautiful name. Well that could be your name?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Um can I think about this? No? I

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Speaker 1: sort of I need an answer now because if you

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Speaker 1: say no, I have to get to working on it.

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Speaker 1: Can you do an English accent? I guess I should

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Speaker 1: have asked that already. UM kind of okay, Well would

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Speaker 1: you mind letting me hear it? I mean, what do

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Speaker 1: you want me to say, Um, let's say I'm just

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Speaker 1: one of my friends and you're meeting me for the

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Speaker 1: first time. You can call me John. Hello, John? Is

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Speaker 1: that it? How okay? Are you gonna sound that nervous

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Speaker 1: when you do it? Because miss Hildegard Parsons, she's a

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Speaker 1: very confident woman, a high society woman. Yeah, hello John,

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Speaker 1: how are you? Oh? That's much better. That's much better. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing well. How are you? Who are you? I'm

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Speaker 1: very well. Thank you very much, John. I'm kid Parson. Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's really good. That's really good. Now are you married,

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Speaker 1: miss Parsons? H No, oh no, you need to be

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Speaker 1: married to a chimney sweep. I'm gonna need to, Yes,

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Speaker 1: if you could tell me a little bit about your husband.

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Speaker 1: Don't you really think we've gone far enough with us? No?

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Speaker 1: I don't, and you didn't do that in an English accent.

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Speaker 1: I need to make sure you're prepared. I'm Hilgard Parson

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Speaker 1: and I'm married to a chimney sweep. Wow. That is perfect,

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Speaker 1: great attitude. I love it. When can I expect double

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Speaker 1: my salary? Well? Probably never, actually, because this is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. What this is actually jewel from brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your boyfriend Sergio set you up? Oh my god, seriously. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he told us how he took a nanny job with

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Speaker 1: a wealthy family and wanted to prank you about it. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I was Why is he making me talking in English access?

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Speaker 1: This is so Miss Hildegarde. Let's do that in English,

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Speaker 1: shall we? There we go, week up every morning with

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Speaker 1: jubal foot taps weekday mornings on the twenties fully on

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five