Speaker 1: Start up, start up, Brooklyn Buy start up, Brooklyn buys up.
Speaker 1: They're making noise data up. This is episode nine nine.
Speaker 1: It's of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, and we're gonna party
Speaker 1: like it's episode. It's almost a remember that there was
Speaker 1: a smart no When I think it is, I think
Speaker 1: nine red balloons, Red balloons go by. That's some bad
Speaker 1: eighties song. Nine. I think uh low fat milk or
Speaker 1: skim milk used to be called ninety nine because it's
Speaker 1: fat free and the other ninety nine is is ivory
Speaker 1: soap and it was tells nine nine ms. Why did
Speaker 1: they do that? Hold on? Only play a little bit
Speaker 1: of this. This is gold Finger doing a version of
Speaker 1: a little Toy shot by a bag of bulls with
Speaker 1: the money we got set down free at the break
Speaker 1: of this is the one better version, I think, Ok,
Speaker 1: I have to lower it. Wow, that's crazy by the
Speaker 1: way out there? It is. Yeah, but it's on the
Speaker 1: same track as were on. We're on. Yeah, it's in stereo. Here.
Speaker 1: Let's have the course. We can't we're in that other studio.
Speaker 1: Why don't want you to play? To play the course
Speaker 1: takes a little bit of stretch. Walk in the park. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're doing a guitar solo. Now, all right, we all
Speaker 1: have to play the music on the podcast. We have
Speaker 1: to talk all over, We talk all over, We have
Speaker 1: to jipp or jabber, we have to go. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that version best. Goldfinger. By the way, Goldfinger,
Speaker 1: that's not their hit. Their hit was Hearing your Bedroom.
Speaker 1: Hear in your Bedroom, but hearing your Bedroom great song,
Speaker 1: awesome from the nineties. Yeah, that was the one hit.
Speaker 1: What was that other band that they were, Goldfingers a
Speaker 1: one hit? Wonder was the bandit saying sell out with
Speaker 1: me tonight, sell out? That's real big Fish, big Fish,
Speaker 1: r e L big Fish And that was called sell
Speaker 1: out and it was the record company's gonna give me
Speaker 1: lots of money and everything's gonna be. Do you do
Speaker 1: with your Scot dance? Everybody dancing? My favorite band? Did
Speaker 1: you ever see Scott dances back in the day? If
Speaker 1: they just danced in their place? Yeah, I'll tell you all.
Speaker 1: My favorite band is from that period of time. And
Speaker 1: they have a new album out and don't don't tell me,
Speaker 1: let me guess um Cherry Pop and Dad know the
Speaker 1: Mighty Mighty Boston And did you know the lead singer.
Speaker 1: This is this will blow your mind. I didn't know this.
Speaker 1: The lead singer for the Mighty Mighty boss Tones is
Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel's band leader. That's a mind blown moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you see him, he's like, oh, that's really I
Speaker 1: didn't know this. I only know the quest Love from
Speaker 1: the Roots is the band leader for Jimmy Fallon. So
Speaker 1: they all have the competing band leaders now that we're famous.
Speaker 1: That had music right anyway? So yeah, so I was
Speaker 1: thinking nine, So so why do these companies claim like
Speaker 1: I always wondered why that IVY commercial? Because why I
Speaker 1: love the horn sections every Yeah, okay, yeah, we can't
Speaker 1: play anymore, my god, but I'm in a mood now.
Speaker 1: You got me feeling some sort of way pature just
Speaker 1: to prove it, pictures to prove it. It's great you lost.
Speaker 1: It's great because it's about a relationship he had with
Speaker 1: already loves her, and he's got pictures to prove it.
Speaker 1: Once again. Mighty Mighty Boston is known for the impression
Speaker 1: that I get, not pictures to prove it. They have
Speaker 1: a lot of hits. They had one that one, the
Speaker 1: one you played was their only hit that they have
Speaker 1: no other popular songs. For the record, there are no
Speaker 1: other songs by Bosstones in the computer here, thank you,
Speaker 1: But they had no pictures to prove it was a hit.
Speaker 1: Was it was so big? Then why is it in
Speaker 1: the computer? That means other radio stations are not playing it?
Speaker 1: No one's playing it. I'm just telling you that. But anyway,
Speaker 1: where were we? Yeah, Sky Music, get that? What the hell?
Speaker 1: How do we just find talking about real big fish
Speaker 1: and we're talking about Goldfinger? Goldfinger? Yeah? So you know,
Speaker 1: what you do is fun. You go on an app
Speaker 1: like I Heart Radio or another music option app. We
Speaker 1: don't have to mention the names. We can were on them.
Speaker 1: And I'll take a song I love, a classic song
Speaker 1: and search for it and you'll see all the cover versions.
Speaker 1: That's right. Well, I'm just gonna what I did with
Speaker 1: nine left balloons, and that's how you found gold Goldfinger.
Speaker 1: You know what? We got to blow the lid off
Speaker 1: of this. We're on these other platforms. Listen, I love
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio, It's my app of choice. But the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast is on iTunes, Google Play, Spotify. There
Speaker 1: I said, Pandora, cast box, uh speaker and a bunch
Speaker 1: of others. I have a problem with Pandora. They have
Speaker 1: a so they have a new channel on satellite radio.
Speaker 1: Stations have tried this where they say we'll play all
Speaker 1: the best music, all the all of it. Well no,
Speaker 1: not like Ze actually plays the hits. They're like, we're
Speaker 1: gonna play just great music. You'ren We're gonna let you vote,
Speaker 1: and everyone's gonna vot. Everyone's gonna We're gonna just play
Speaker 1: everybody great music. The problem is nobody likes all music,
Speaker 1: and so the Pandora channel on satellite radio, it's like
Speaker 1: one minute you're listening to a pop song, then you're
Speaker 1: listening to hip hop with huge profanity problems, then you're
Speaker 1: listening to a rock song you don't really care about.
Speaker 1: Then possibly and like remember that, what was that? Now?
Speaker 1: Was it? What was this? The show? The station in
Speaker 1: New York was a Blink. There was a station. It
Speaker 1: was Blink. No it was Jack, No, no, no, not Jack.
Speaker 1: It was the pop station that replaced any w And
Speaker 1: their whole thing was We're just gonna play great music,
Speaker 1: which could play the best of everything, of everything, like
Speaker 1: every genre, every dec get casting two wide of a net.
Speaker 1: That does not work in marketing. Right, like, Oh, let's
Speaker 1: play Stevie Wonder from the seventies that will play, Madonna
Speaker 1: from the eighties will play m Nirvana from the nineties
Speaker 1: will play whatever, And nobody likes No. Look, I know
Speaker 1: you're listening, going I do. You're a rarity. Most people
Speaker 1: like a couple of genres, a couple of decades, and
Speaker 1: they like what they like. There was there was a
Speaker 1: guy in New York. He was on There was a
Speaker 1: Q q x r x Q Matt Penfield. Penfield had like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring in my milk creative records every morning.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna play what I like. I'm gonna play
Speaker 1: my favorite songs. Yeah, he was on one what has
Speaker 1: the favorite song? Like you look at your iPod? You
Speaker 1: think there's another person in the world with the same
Speaker 1: songs on their iPod as you, Right, No, that's why
Speaker 1: we're all different. That's well, that's why music is great,
Speaker 1: because there's so much of it right there. But you know,
Speaker 1: Matt Penfield was and I like from the he was
Speaker 1: from the MTV days. We right Matt in Los Angeles
Speaker 1: when we were out at this rock alternative show last
Speaker 1: year ago, the Company's show. Yeah, we were right there
Speaker 1: for the podcast, hanging out with Darren Chris, name Drop
Speaker 1: and Matt Pinfield in the parking lot. So yeah, so
Speaker 1: don't bad mouth Matti. But he was like, I'm gonna plum,
Speaker 1: gonna do my iPod playlist. Dude, your iPod playlist is
Speaker 1: not my i pod playist. I've always hated DJ's that
Speaker 1: showed up at parties and we're just playing for themselves.
Speaker 1: Like sometimes the bar DJ, like if you're if you
Speaker 1: go to a bar and then there's like a live
Speaker 1: DJ there, Sometimes they play to the crowd and that's
Speaker 1: how you know that everything that is packed people. You
Speaker 1: know that no one's leaving. Everyone's there. They want to
Speaker 1: hear what's next, is singing along, they're on a they're dancing.
Speaker 1: That's a good DJ because they put their own personal
Speaker 1: tastes aside for what the crowd wants to hear. They
Speaker 1: servey the crowd, they see who's there, and they kind
Speaker 1: of get a vibe. And once they get on a vibe,
Speaker 1: going like ah, I see movement, I see people's lips moving.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with that. That's great design of a
Speaker 1: great DJ. With the shitty DJ is like okay, our
Speaker 1: friend bald Freak, Rannie, I'm gonna call him out. Remember
Speaker 1: bald Freak. He used to do this gig on like
Speaker 1: a Friday or Saturday night at a barn Hoboken, and
Speaker 1: he used to go in there and he's just fucking
Speaker 1: play whatever the hell he wanted, eclectic ship, weird stuff
Speaker 1: left and he had some weird musical taste. I mean,
Speaker 1: he played, so he didn't pander. But my in my
Speaker 1: opinion is if you're hiring a DJ for five hours,
Speaker 1: you want them there. You want them drinking and happy.
Speaker 1: You don't want them heading the for the door. They're
Speaker 1: not hiring an artiste. No, but no. Ronnie's like, I've
Speaker 1: got a canvas to paint. I've got I've got a
Speaker 1: blank canvas, right, I'm gonna I'm gonna hit them with
Speaker 1: a little bit of this. They might not know this,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna take him to school on this track.
Speaker 1: What percentage would do that percentage of DJs? And I'm
Speaker 1: I'm not just talking about club DJs. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: Calvin Harris. I'm talking about the biggest names Diplo. When
Speaker 1: they do a concert, they show up at an event,
Speaker 1: they what person scentage. Do you think are just playing
Speaker 1: an MP three? It's already pre mixed, and it's they're
Speaker 1: not doing it live, right, That's what I'm saying. There's
Speaker 1: I would say. And you know what, because you've seen
Speaker 1: them when they're jumping up and down and the smoke
Speaker 1: is going and the music changes, and they hadn't hitting anything.
Speaker 1: Thetons were hit. Here's how you know. Here's how you
Speaker 1: know that they're not doing anything. The more elaborate of
Speaker 1: a stage show it is, the greater the chance there's
Speaker 1: just an MP three playing, and and everything in front
Speaker 1: of them, the turntables, their headphones is all just is
Speaker 1: all just buttons and they put the they put the
Speaker 1: headphone on one ear. It's like they're listening really carefully
Speaker 1: dead soundboard, and the buttons that they're pressing aren't going.
Speaker 1: It's like a Britney Spears headset microphone. And here's why
Speaker 1: any working, Because when you have a big elaborate show,
Speaker 1: the smoke has to go off at a certain time
Speaker 1: that the bass drops and then the lights have to flicker.
Speaker 1: And if the DJ was truly up there doing his
Speaker 1: own thing, there's no fucking way in hell to smoke
Speaker 1: people and the lighting people could get on board and
Speaker 1: do everything coordinated like that. There's no they at least
Speaker 1: have to have a song list, in which case he's
Speaker 1: not truly winging it. He's not. See back in the
Speaker 1: day with records, you'd see them pick up a record
Speaker 1: while one was playing, put it down and go right
Speaker 1: and then stop playing it. Yes, even with the CDs,
Speaker 1: with the CD mixers. By the way, that was my
Speaker 1: my wick. I was gonna do a website devoted to
Speaker 1: the history of hip hop artists and call it Wiki
Speaker 1: Wiki Wikipedia wick wick Wi. Okay, now that's been stolen
Speaker 1: because one of the slices are gonna buy that. No,
Speaker 1: you know what, No, because people are like you can
Speaker 1: get find anything about any hip hop artist by googling it.
Speaker 1: But many, many years ago, I thought it was a
Speaker 1: good idea of an app called Genius, which is the best.
Speaker 1: It's like, what are they singing about? What was that reference?
Speaker 1: It shows every line and tells you what they're talking about,
Speaker 1: and it tells you where they got that if they example,
Speaker 1: the track where I came from? And what if that's it?
Speaker 1: Is it rap? Genius? It's good. It's called Genius, and
Speaker 1: I O. G. N I U s if you can't
Speaker 1: spell genius, what does it say genius? It says, By
Speaker 1: the way, that's irony. By the way, Garrett from our
Speaker 1: show was just in here a little while ago talking
Speaker 1: about irony. It was coincidence. I don't want to I
Speaker 1: don't want to correct him. Yeah. Well, also I got
Speaker 1: a bone to pick with him. With Garrett, he's now
Speaker 1: calling him. But let's let's paint the picture before we
Speaker 1: all right, are we done with DJs? Wicky wicky? Wikipedia
Speaker 1: dot com is gonna be mind about five minutes. Hold on,
Speaker 1: and I got my phone here. I want to buy
Speaker 1: this domain for eighty five bucks. Monster monster who sells
Speaker 1: h go down? Yeah, it's one of them. So, you know,
Speaker 1: we we announced that Greg t is leaving the Elvistra
Speaker 1: End morning show. Very sad and so some so it's
Speaker 1: sad with a friend of ours. He's moving down the
Speaker 1: hall to another radio station. And so people were texting
Speaker 1: and they're gonna miss him. But some people were texting
Speaker 1: in not the usual thing. So some people who are asking, well,
Speaker 1: what's going to happen to the topic train jingle? We
Speaker 1: love that jingle? The you know so well, I think
Speaker 1: which By the way I wrote genius g E n Us,
Speaker 1: you can figure out what's gonna happen to that. That's right,
Speaker 1: Brody's topic train'll be retired, It'll be they'll be retired,
Speaker 1: or it'll just be like, here's the topic train, and
Speaker 1: here's why. Because Greg t was an entity, he was
Speaker 1: a personality. He had his own thing. No one is
Speaker 1: trying to pretend to step into that role to be
Speaker 1: that thing. You know, one of my favorite bands is right,
Speaker 1: who who my favorite bands? Name? One of them? I
Speaker 1: mean Queen led Zeppelin, Kiss, Yes, Kiss, alright. Two of
Speaker 1: the guys in Kiss are currently wearing the makeup of
Speaker 1: the original guitar player and drummer of Kiss. That's bad.
Speaker 1: Tommy Thayer is pretending to be Ace Freely and Eric
Speaker 1: Singer pretends to be Peter Chris but I know they
Speaker 1: don't pretend to be But they're wearing the makeup of Okay,
Speaker 1: So then why wouldn't they design their own patterns because
Speaker 1: they had a reunion tour and the original makeup was
Speaker 1: important to keep because that's the image of Kisses. Those
Speaker 1: four guys. Eric Singer was their drummer the nineties when
Speaker 1: they weren't wearing makeup, so he filled in for Peter
Speaker 1: and then just kept the makeup on. Where is Ace
Speaker 1: Freely today? And Peter as Freely I'm going to see tonight.
Speaker 1: So he's not with the band, No, no, no, Now
Speaker 1: they're on the final they're on the final farewell tour
Speaker 1: and they will be showing why don't they get all
Speaker 1: four guys back together because uh, he really want to
Speaker 1: discuss this now, I mean Peter over sixty and they
Speaker 1: feel he can't handle drumming anymore, that he's old and
Speaker 1: he's had a ship. That's Peter Chriss and the guitar
Speaker 1: player as Freely although clean now has a forty something
Speaker 1: your history of being a having a drinking problem, a
Speaker 1: drug problems. Have two guys that can do it to
Speaker 1: the only people and there Paul Stanley. And so here's
Speaker 1: an interesting story. So when Ace Freely would show up
Speaker 1: late all the time, Tommy Thayer, who used to be
Speaker 1: in a band called um uh black and Blue whatever
Speaker 1: it was, he he became a roadie for the band
Speaker 1: because he loved them, worship them. Let me guess he
Speaker 1: would it into makeup and sit in for Force. Well
Speaker 1: if Ace didn't show up he'd have to get on
Speaker 1: stage and do emergency be Ace freely be the be
Speaker 1: the spaceman character got it, and so eventually they're like,
Speaker 1: you know what, you're out. We got another guy to
Speaker 1: put on the you know so it was like Greg
Speaker 1: Brady and the Brady. But what I'm saying is maybe
Speaker 1: we just do here's the topic train, and we just
Speaker 1: do everyone puts topics together. Well, it's not a person's
Speaker 1: topic train, it's just the topic train. The problem though,
Speaker 1: is it's still a bit that's associated with him, and
Speaker 1: that was his. The soap operas do it all the time.
Speaker 1: They get into a car accident, come back as a
Speaker 1: different actor. I know, we're not a soap opera. Here's
Speaker 1: where the issue lies. Anyone who jumps into that role
Speaker 1: is going to be called a fraud by the by
Speaker 1: the audience. They're gonna be like, oh, you're just trying
Speaker 1: to fill a void. You're not him, And the all
Speaker 1: of a sudden you get the automatic comparison of you
Speaker 1: versus the full I'll took for the current versus the former,
Speaker 1: I understand, and then there's rejection. That's me. That's why
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be like Garrett's topic train or Skiy's topic train.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's what I'm saying. If we
Speaker 1: just did here's the topic train, here's the topic train,
Speaker 1: and then just Elvis read off a bunch of topics,
Speaker 1: it was Elvis's idea in the first place. He's the topic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he could do a list of topics, I think, and
Speaker 1: how and how often did all of us write the
Speaker 1: topics for the topic train? He'd go brought what he got, hey, Josh,
Speaker 1: what he got here? So if there were five topics,
Speaker 1: he probably had two of them, and we helped him. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think you know that will be retired.
Speaker 1: No one's gonna train away everyone to try and so
Speaker 1: apparently everybody's going behind by the scenes now and trying
Speaker 1: to get a piece of everything. Great, he did so, Gregg,
Speaker 1: he had clients, right, he did commercial endorsements car companies,
Speaker 1: for CBD, for whatever he did endorsements for. But when
Speaker 1: you go to the radio station, it's up to those
Speaker 1: clients to either move with you or continue to advertise
Speaker 1: on the station they currently advertise on. So I've heard
Speaker 1: rumors that a couple of people have been don't look
Speaker 1: at my direction, don't look at my direct. I can
Speaker 1: show you the email from the sales boss we have
Speaker 1: who because I emailed them and I said, hey, just
Speaker 1: keep me in mind. I'll read the email to you.
Speaker 1: I'll read it right now. I sent an email days
Speaker 1: later and I said, so you're the one who jumped
Speaker 1: in and said before the body was cold. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're walking all over Gregg's grave clients. Absolutely not. I
Speaker 1: sent an email and said, if there are opportunities of
Speaker 1: future clients, not his clients, future clients that normally might
Speaker 1: have migrated to Greg, t keep me in mind. And
Speaker 1: the email I got back was scary and Garrett already
Speaker 1: requested all of his revenue, his desk, his stapler, his
Speaker 1: key card, and his soul. Okay, you know that's bullshit.
Speaker 1: Who wrote that? That was written in tongue, and you
Speaker 1: are the first name mentioned scary and Garrett jumping in? Okay,
Speaker 1: that was that? Was that? Okay? The sales person who
Speaker 1: does the sales person who that wrote you back is
Speaker 1: a snarky, funny bastard. And love him that he doesn't.
Speaker 1: He doesn't spot to emails, you know, with any kind
Speaker 1: of merit behind it. It's all jokes his laughter. Couldn't
Speaker 1: you tell the tone that was written in funny man,
Speaker 1: it looks like regular font. It's not comic sans it's
Speaker 1: regular font. No, he was kiding, no smiley face. I
Speaker 1: have yet to go down there and try and be like,
Speaker 1: hey man, consider me. That's not my thing. You haven't
Speaker 1: spoken to anybody but any of Great Tea's clients. Uh.
Speaker 1: Two people came to me and said, unfortunately, with Great
Speaker 1: Tea leaving, we're gonna have to make a change, and
Speaker 1: we would like you to take on this client. And
Speaker 1: said no. Immediately I said, I said, I said that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe I could do that. By the way, but I'm
Speaker 1: not savage, because some people are savage and they're trolling
Speaker 1: the sales floor looking to be a vacuuming With that,
Speaker 1: without mentioning a client name, can we tell the story
Speaker 1: about what has happened the start from the beginning. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think we should tell this one. It's a
Speaker 1: good story. Well, no name the one? Okay, okay, So
Speaker 1: how do we do this? But you know the are
Speaker 1: gonna be bored by No, the won't because this is
Speaker 1: what goes on behind the scenes. Were telling you what
Speaker 1: we're pulling back. The fourth wall sometimes ends up the
Speaker 1: right way, right, so scary you be very vague vera
Speaker 1: you you brought a client. In other words, you you
Speaker 1: made contact with a client. Let me tell the beginning.
Speaker 1: I I found a specific clients, someone who wanted to
Speaker 1: advertise with our shows, who likes you have loved me
Speaker 1: right And in fact it was a personal friend of
Speaker 1: mine who got me into see the CEO. And then
Speaker 1: I led the sales team downstairs, and they did like
Speaker 1: a head campaign and they said, we're gonna put Scary
Speaker 1: there and he's gonna do some appearance. You make a
Speaker 1: little money at it. Yeah, I definitely. You know, you'll
Speaker 1: find his fault to find his face full discloser. I
Speaker 1: gotta finders feed to find the client. By the way,
Speaker 1: the best part about this is you can't slip in
Speaker 1: the name of the client. You could take your hand
Speaker 1: off the button. Don't hit the jingle, bitch, don't hit
Speaker 1: the jingle, okay? Uh? And and I I get to
Speaker 1: you know, enjoy, you know, going to do the appearances
Speaker 1: and some talent fees. Right, great, So that happens. And
Speaker 1: then the guy, the guy who who um lives in
Speaker 1: Greg Te's town. He realizes, He's like, hey, you're my buddy.
Speaker 1: This guy worked for that same company. So somehow, some
Speaker 1: way they ripped out the rug from under me and
Speaker 1: gave the right after I found it and I cultivated it,
Speaker 1: and I was responsible for getting it on the Jersey Kid.
Speaker 1: After a couple of weeks it became the Jersey Kids
Speaker 1: accountant and Gregg team is doing all these appearances and
Speaker 1: and and make it and enjoying the fruits of my labor.
Speaker 1: He made decent amount of money made. He did okay,
Speaker 1: and he did no work, no groundwork. You put it
Speaker 1: all together. I put it all together. I started it,
Speaker 1: and then he came in. But it wasn't his fault
Speaker 1: because he knew a guy in the town who said,
Speaker 1: I also worked for that company. Let me get your boy,
Speaker 1: and he got him in. That what happened today today,
Speaker 1: because Gregg is leaving our shot, I'm getting my just desserts.
Speaker 1: This isn't free dessert, it's just desserts. Because Gregg is leaving. Um,
Speaker 1: the two guys in our sales team who handled that
Speaker 1: client came to me and back to Scary Jones and
Speaker 1: shut the door and said, hey, man, there's this client
Speaker 1: that unfortunately they're going to be you know, Gregg, he
Speaker 1: can't have them anymore because he's leaving and they're gonna
Speaker 1: be They're really going to be staying on the Z
Speaker 1: one hundred radio station. Um, so we want to know
Speaker 1: if you'd like to do endorsements and appearances for them.
Speaker 1: You know the client, that client, the one that I discovered,
Speaker 1: brought in and cultivating. I watered that plant all those
Speaker 1: freaking all that all those weeks, and then only to
Speaker 1: have the garden being overtaken by Greg team to can
Speaker 1: enjoy my tomatoes out with growing and planet those tomatoes
Speaker 1: and he's fucking pulling them off, baking caprazy salad. I said,
Speaker 1: I will gladly do. I am not you let bikens bikes.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to Greg T's guy that lives in
Speaker 1: his town. I'm gonna give him a hug. We'll go
Speaker 1: out for a drink. Sure and sure, because money makes
Speaker 1: everything better. Right now, we're not mad at taking the account.
Speaker 1: Never was because it wasn't his fault right now, But
Speaker 1: but in retrospect, Greg T could have said, you know
Speaker 1: what's scary, this is your client. Why don't we do
Speaker 1: some of the appearances together. Why don't you take one
Speaker 1: for me? Could have done that, He could have said that.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like that would have been the right
Speaker 1: thing for him to do? Is like to go scary. Listen,
Speaker 1: we should share, we should do little something, you know what,
Speaker 1: they'll kick back. No, no, yes, you should know. He
Speaker 1: should have taken it. He should have taken it for
Speaker 1: himself the way he did, and I would have been
Speaker 1: and I'm okay with it. But because I'm a good
Speaker 1: guy and I'm okay and I'm okay with him, you know,
Speaker 1: your tone and face just changed, and you know why. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me okay. His his pot to the start, you
Speaker 1: son of a bit. When I first started saying and
Speaker 1: I was trying to control my smile and scars like,
Speaker 1: you know what, that would have been the right thing.
Speaker 1: And then he knows where I'm going. We didn't plan this,
Speaker 1: but he knows where I'm going, And all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, no, no, it's his account now, it
Speaker 1: was his account, no hard feelings, Okay, yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 1: I want you to back the podcast up to when
Speaker 1: I first started talking and scars like, yeah, it would
Speaker 1: have been nice and then listen to him. Switch. Here's
Speaker 1: why I switched. A year and a half ago, I
Speaker 1: found a client. Now, you guys know I don't have
Speaker 1: a lot of clients. Again, we can't talk about the
Speaker 1: I'm not going to mention the client, but but it's
Speaker 1: related to something in our logo, related to something. So
Speaker 1: I find this client. I'm doing my uh my, my
Speaker 1: local breaks for New York which only only are on
Speaker 1: in New York, and I go, oh, this is a
Speaker 1: great New York event. It's so perfect for the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast. This be great. Who should be more involved
Speaker 1: with this client? Doesn't matter what it is. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to mention the names so scary and I, uh
Speaker 1: pitch it. They pitch it and it's great. We do
Speaker 1: a great job. They're very happy, and uh that was great.
Speaker 1: It was fine. Now fast forward to this fast forward
Speaker 1: to this year. The same client wants to come back
Speaker 1: to very happy. The only problem, and it's nobody's fault.
Speaker 1: They don't have a budget. Their budget right, their budgets
Speaker 1: a little bit smaller. The budget is half right because
Speaker 1: it's not a huge client. It's not like Verizon or
Speaker 1: big Coca Cola. Enough, no, no, okay, okay, no, we're
Speaker 1: gonna throw it out there. And so they were faced
Speaker 1: with the opportunity to advertise again with us, but only
Speaker 1: with half with half the money, so they could only
Speaker 1: afford uh, one of us. Now, I'm gonna make up
Speaker 1: a number, doesn't matter. We'll say a hundred dollars. They
Speaker 1: had a hundred dollars to pay Scary or me, because
Speaker 1: last year they had two hundred dollars and they paid
Speaker 1: both of us that whatever the number was. So this
Speaker 1: year they said, look, we all have a hundred dollars
Speaker 1: for the two hours to go there and do a
Speaker 1: thing whatever. And so I so I said, oh, all right,
Speaker 1: well I go. So they chose Scary because he has
Speaker 1: he is a bigger and I heard that right. And
Speaker 1: when I heard that, I ran out of the building
Speaker 1: and said, well, you gotta tell Brodie right right, because
Speaker 1: this is his deal, this is his thing, and I
Speaker 1: feel awful. Right. But here's what Scary didn't do. He
Speaker 1: had the opportunity to say, you know what, why don't
Speaker 1: we both take fifty dollars and do an hour. No
Speaker 1: one gave me that, one said, no one said I
Speaker 1: can do that. Well, I suggested that the client you
Speaker 1: suggest I saised it to you and you were like,
Speaker 1: I think they'll go for no. The problem is, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: and this is what kills me, and this is why
Speaker 1: everybody needs to start following Brodie on Instagram. Um, Instagram
Speaker 1: is like this tool that they measure all like success with.
Speaker 1: And and they said, well, Scary has a much bigger
Speaker 1: uh Instagram and he does fair enough. But you know what,
Speaker 1: that's shitty to just to just judge I got Scary
Speaker 1: Jones to judge No, but to judge um, you know
Speaker 1: this person of that person based on social media following alone. Again,
Speaker 1: it is unfair. It's unfair, but it is. It is.
Speaker 1: It's unfair, yes, but if you're advertising on television, you
Speaker 1: want the bigger audience. I get it. My plot. The
Speaker 1: point is it happens to the best of us that
Speaker 1: it's happened to you. It happened to me. What needs
Speaker 1: to happen here, and you're not following at David Brody
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Imagine everybody listen to this podcast doesn't think so?
Speaker 1: And on Twitter at David Brody. I don't think they do.
Speaker 1: I don't think everybody does. I would just take this
Speaker 1: moment to give him the follow on Instagram. I put
Speaker 1: up fun stuff. I put up a great montage of
Speaker 1: great t naked pictures this week. Yeah, what should not
Speaker 1: be a reason to follow? Definitely, you got you gotta
Speaker 1: follow David Brody Alright, alright, UM, you know what, I
Speaker 1: got a lot of stuff to get off my mind.
Speaker 1: But let's, uh, we gotta talk about our friends at noon.
Speaker 1: We do have to talk about our friends at noon.
Speaker 1: Let's let's talk about um a client that wants both
Speaker 1: of us, you know, that's what. I love them and
Speaker 1: we're mentioning them right now. But UM, I know Brodie,
Speaker 1: you had a lot of success did with the app.
Speaker 1: I think newm is a revolutionary way to get yourself
Speaker 1: eating better, eating on routines, uh, figuring out how much
Speaker 1: you should be eating, and not getting blinded by certain things.
Speaker 1: And so what NOM does is it's a it's an
Speaker 1: app that helps you monitor your food. They have advisors
Speaker 1: available to help you, uh in chats, in groups and
Speaker 1: situations that can help you, uh when you have an
Speaker 1: issue or a question about maybe what's working, what's not working.
Speaker 1: I like the fact that newon has everything in one place. Uh,
Speaker 1: you don't have to hunt for training apps or workouts,
Speaker 1: calorie trackers, meal plans. Um. It's right there. And with
Speaker 1: the goal specialist, they hold you accountable. That's what I love.
Speaker 1: You have like a real person that you could kind
Speaker 1: of report to in in in a way right now,
Speaker 1: report to like a drill instructor, but like it's like
Speaker 1: a community, a team of members that are there to
Speaker 1: keep you motivated. Right. And I'll get a little reminder
Speaker 1: that says, hey, you haven't checked in in a couple
Speaker 1: of days. Everything okay, right, which which is great for something. Listen,
Speaker 1: we all miss a day or two. We're all trying
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna track it and it's not there, then you
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Speaker 1: now that we've pulled the wall, pull the wall back,
Speaker 1: pull the veil over, what we do you know? With
Speaker 1: Greg t leaving and I don't want to harp on
Speaker 1: this um it forced me to go into my phone
Speaker 1: on my camera roll and take a look at pictures
Speaker 1: I was trying to pull back. Did you go? If
Speaker 1: you go to my Instagram at Scary Jones, you'll see
Speaker 1: ten pictures that I put up of Greg T. And
Speaker 1: by the way, I have about fifty pictures that I
Speaker 1: want to post, but I posted the lead picture of
Speaker 1: is the time that he crapped on the floor and
Speaker 1: I was right behind him. The famous crapping on the
Speaker 1: floor is captured in that lead failure of a nice
Speaker 1: face on that one. And I'm right behind him because
Speaker 1: I was playing a game. I was trying to trying
Speaker 1: to hit golf balls in his But it was a
Speaker 1: weird thing. But anyway, that was at the moment that
Speaker 1: was at the moment of of of of crap of crapulation.
Speaker 1: I think I was in horror, but it was a
Speaker 1: smile that you were in horror. I was. I was horrified.
Speaker 1: There you go. Anyway, The point is, um, that picture
Speaker 1: was buried deep in my camera roll, along with all
Speaker 1: these other gems like Gregg t and I doing Christmas
Speaker 1: in Hollis has run DMC and the first time we
Speaker 1: went to our party playing with Danielle Brody. You're in
Speaker 1: there with me and Elvis and and Greg Cyclones game
Speaker 1: of course and me cracking the eggs over Greg. He said.
Speaker 1: The point is this, Um, it took me a long
Speaker 1: time to dig up these pictures. But as I was
Speaker 1: going through my camera roll, Brody I was I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fund do I do I need this for?
Speaker 1: I am so wasteful with space I'm looking at I
Speaker 1: don't there are pictures in there that I don't even
Speaker 1: remember taking. And I'm like, but why didn't I delete
Speaker 1: them at the time. It's like, we take seven eight
Speaker 1: pictures of the same fucking thing, and then we never did.
Speaker 1: We take one shot and we put it up online.
Speaker 1: That's the key, not that's the money shot, and everything
Speaker 1: else is garbage, but we hold onto it. And I
Speaker 1: I almost have twenty thousand pictures in my camera, and
Speaker 1: I'm saying, and do you put them in folders and
Speaker 1: leave them all camera roll? I have to be honest,
Speaker 1: I've gotten better. I put my pictures into categories of
Speaker 1: the day I take them. I'm not that good. I
Speaker 1: need to Marie Condo this ship. Yeah, if not sparking joy.
Speaker 1: So my daughter came to me this week and she
Speaker 1: says my youngest and she says, hey, do you have
Speaker 1: the pictures of me when I met Big Time Rush,
Speaker 1: now Big Time Rush when she met them two thousand twelve.
Speaker 1: So I had to look on my No. I looked
Speaker 1: on my yeah and throwing digital pictures. I went into
Speaker 1: my uh desktop, my laptop rather and I found folders
Speaker 1: with the names of my old phones, like my Galaxy
Speaker 1: Note three. Right, I'm up to Galaxy Note nine now
Speaker 1: and them getting the tent soon, so I had to go.
Speaker 1: I said that. My point was, I used to take
Speaker 1: the camera and just put into a folder on my
Speaker 1: laptop and then I to go, I'll sort that. No,
Speaker 1: I just left it there. So now again I had
Speaker 1: liked pictures in that one folder that I haven't looked
Speaker 1: at since two thousand twelve. Now, the old days with film,
Speaker 1: remember film back in my day used to go to
Speaker 1: the front of matt and go to minute. You'd have
Speaker 1: to wait three days back in the day of them
Speaker 1: to get around to remember that, because I'm not done old,
Speaker 1: but you didn't. You didn't waste pictures to go to
Speaker 1: the fire. You took one picture and hope to god
Speaker 1: everyone's eyes were open. I was. I was a one
Speaker 1: hour photo guy. That was my Eventually, Yeah, you went
Speaker 1: to the one hour photo in the mall. You'd go
Speaker 1: and you get pizza and come back exactly. But then, plus,
Speaker 1: back in the day, you couldn't take pictures of things
Speaker 1: because people would see them, right Like, you got to
Speaker 1: be careful what you took pictures of because the guy
Speaker 1: in the back would be like developing them. That was
Speaker 1: a real thing, right, They're like, hey, Jim, get in here,
Speaker 1: look at this guy's dick. Right. And then they had
Speaker 1: those machines that would devel up for like automatic development,
Speaker 1: and then they would come out on a conveyor belt
Speaker 1: really fast, and then they get sorted into envelopes. But
Speaker 1: you used to watch the conveyor belt and you'd see
Speaker 1: like topless pictures go by. You're like, because because I
Speaker 1: guess they hope that no one would notice because the
Speaker 1: machine was doing it. But then they would come out
Speaker 1: in the conveyor belt. You're like, oh, ship, look at that.
Speaker 1: You know those guys like take one for me, one
Speaker 1: for the guy in the envelope, one for me one.
Speaker 1: So you couldn't trust anybody. But yeah, you had the pictures.
Speaker 1: Now I've got like a milk crate in the basement
Speaker 1: of like envelopes of pictures. Yeah, which is I guess
Speaker 1: the same as wasting. Did you still do to with
Speaker 1: the negatives? Probably get a perfect print of any of them?
Speaker 1: You probably could back in the day shots. That's what
Speaker 1: I did. Like some of the stuff, like we first
Speaker 1: started to see one hundred I have like photographs, and
Speaker 1: I scanned them, but I also have the negatives, like
Speaker 1: what's the net? Look it up? Oh my god, people
Speaker 1: don't know what a negative is. If that's strip where
Speaker 1: if you're holding up its inverted the colors are there's
Speaker 1: probably a filter on your phone, like it's called negative
Speaker 1: and it looks it doesn't matter anyway. So what about
Speaker 1: you telling about your daughter? Did you find your big
Speaker 1: Time Rush pictures? I found big time Rush videos from
Speaker 1: the show that she was at, but I have not
Speaker 1: yet found the pictures that we took with her with
Speaker 1: the band, so I may have moved them into the
Speaker 1: folder with her name, so I have to find that.
Speaker 1: I would imagine that our slices, every one of them
Speaker 1: has had like five thousand, eight thousand, twelve thousand pictures
Speaker 1: on the camera roll right now that are just sitting
Speaker 1: there with garbage. But how do you even it's a
Speaker 1: huge undertaking. You've got to spend a couple of hours
Speaker 1: sitting there. So you know what I'm going to devote
Speaker 1: this rainy Sunday afternoon when my football team is losing,
Speaker 1: to just cleaning out my camera roll, and then your
Speaker 1: eyes will bugadd of your head from trying to do it.
Speaker 1: I never got more than like a hundred pictures in
Speaker 1: because I did try it once to try and clean
Speaker 1: it out. I got a hundred pictures in and I'm like,
Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm done. I can't. I can't look through
Speaker 1: these pictures anymore. I do find it easier to do
Speaker 1: it on your computer, Like if you put them all
Speaker 1: on your computer, it's easy to drag and with the
Speaker 1: mouse and all. Who's got my point was about great
Speaker 1: Tea from like an hour ago. We start talking about
Speaker 1: Great T the topic train jingle look like two people
Speaker 1: texted it, Yes, right, we need that person to do
Speaker 1: that again. Episode Two people texted in this morning and said,
Speaker 1: what about the Great T skip it song? But are
Speaker 1: you never gonna play that again? You have to have
Speaker 1: him on now? Some people gonna finish your point about Garrett. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm getting there. So people like you have to have
Speaker 1: the Jersey kid back in because he just said he's
Speaker 1: leaving Z one hundred. You got to have him in
Speaker 1: one last time. First of all, I liked the part
Speaker 1: about one last time. I do like that. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: got down. I do like the last part. He works
Speaker 1: down the hall. He's gonna come in whenever he wants.
Speaker 1: He's gonna walk down the hall because we do this
Speaker 1: podcast after the morning show hour. But he's not dying.
Speaker 1: Show is going to be off the air. He's not
Speaker 1: moving to Seattle like Collam, Marie and Anthony. Now he's
Speaker 1: going to be in our building and he's got access
Speaker 1: to our doors, and he's gonna come in here and
Speaker 1: he's gonna barge in on us, and he's gonna be like, hey,
Speaker 1: what are you guys are recording? What's going on with them?
Speaker 1: So what I did was I remixed the song it
Speaker 1: to be clearer. Yeah, I'm not gonna play the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Kid comes along, people, he stays way too long. Just
Speaker 1: skip this never great, don't throw up. Go hey, Joe forward,
Speaker 1: move ahead. It's not to me to skip them. We
Speaker 1: wish we could skipping. We're telling you about skip thirty
Speaker 1: on your on your on this podcast. Hit the skip
Speaker 1: thirty button, and then he's gone, if you hit it enough,
Speaker 1: if you if you hit it enough, yes, right. So
Speaker 1: then Garrett comes in here this morning. He's also on
Speaker 1: the Big Show, and he all he has some hell
Speaker 1: of a nerve. He's on the ball. He's stepping into
Speaker 1: greg T's grave and he goes, hey, Brooklyn Boys and
Speaker 1: the Staten Island Kid. How do you feel about Staten
Speaker 1: Island Kid? Dare David bron I feel the same way
Speaker 1: about the Staten Island Kid as a hero. About I
Speaker 1: feel about the Jersey Kid. That's not gonna happen. Do
Speaker 1: you running the board? Man? What's going on? I'm looking
Speaker 1: you look like you're in deep thought. Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting pretty here drinking my water, but my feet
Speaker 1: kicked up. And Brody's running the board this week because
Speaker 1: we're in that shitty studio that I hate. Well, what
Speaker 1: I wanted to do? Since we're playing parodies right here?
Speaker 1: I thought this is an opportunity. If case you missed it,
Speaker 1: I had written a parody for Elvis and Alex for
Speaker 1: their wedding. Okay, oh yeah, we said we were going
Speaker 1: to do that. Very touching as I set it up
Speaker 1: on the air. One of the most romantic, thought provoking
Speaker 1: pull out your heartstrings song that I wrote for Elvis
Speaker 1: and Allen? What was your inspiration for this? Like? Who
Speaker 1: is the artist here? Like? Well, this is a classic
Speaker 1: Frank Sinatra song. It's been copied by many people some
Speaker 1: of you old schoolers might recognize it as the theme
Speaker 1: song to Married with Children. Yes, ed Bundy, no Bundy, Alundy,
Speaker 1: al Bundy love marriage. So marriage reminded me that it
Speaker 1: sort of sounds like alec a goold rhyme with Alex.
Speaker 1: So I just get your tissues out now and enjoy
Speaker 1: this one. I like to get people gonna a matrimonial,
Speaker 1: make people horny, and that's why they want to want
Speaker 1: the man. Get the lotion. So you're ready to weep, Ladies,
Speaker 1: it's like the Hallmark Channel. And guys, it's like watching
Speaker 1: the Hallmark Channel. It's just I'm weeping up now. I'm
Speaker 1: getting for CLEMTI you go enjoy love and marriage. Elvis
Speaker 1: and Alex. They go together like a butt and fillick this.
Speaker 1: I tell you brother Elvis is old enough to be
Speaker 1: his mother. Love and Marriage Elvis and Alex. Elvis really
Speaker 1: likes his under carriage. One is a zoo keeper and
Speaker 1: one has a team of house keepers. Try try, try
Speaker 1: to separate them a perfect union. Try try, try, but
Speaker 1: there's only one way. You'll have to lub them. Alexand Elvis.
Speaker 1: Alexand Elvis go together like a face and the pelvis
Speaker 1: a couple like no, uh, one's number one, one's hot
Speaker 1: and the young, but it's clear that they love each
Speaker 1: hap Wait a second, we played that on the air
Speaker 1: on the Big Show. Yeah, but I was shocked. We
Speaker 1: only yeah, well, yeah, I know it's a little little
Speaker 1: riskue we played the whole thing, but yes, we only
Speaker 1: played it once. And it looks like you've heard lyrics
Speaker 1: today that you hadn't heard before, because you were like
Speaker 1: you had a surprised look on your face. Only Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was one line in there that I didn't catch
Speaker 1: when we played it on the air. Undercarriage line. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: we can say undercarriage. It's funny though, face and pelvis
Speaker 1: face pelvis a little bit phallick that. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: gotta I pushed the I pushed the envelope there. So
Speaker 1: you did wipe your eyes, folks. I know you're all like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, so beautiful. You know who who didn't
Speaker 1: you know who who stood us up this week? So
Speaker 1: we had this supposed to he wasn't. We had a big,
Speaker 1: big celebrity on last year and I asked him to
Speaker 1: record an I D for us. Hey you're listening to
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah, Brooklyn Boys recording Scary, and um,
Speaker 1: he only did the first part, and so I've been
Speaker 1: hoping for him to come back to the second place.
Speaker 1: And so a Sunday night, I'm all excited and I
Speaker 1: had something for him to to to read, a new
Speaker 1: thing I thought would be hilarious. So this guy at
Speaker 1: the last minute, Hey, this is jim Found here listening
Speaker 1: to the Brooklyn Boys. So he didn't say it, so
Speaker 1: he's Sunday night. We got an email saying Jimmy can't
Speaker 1: make it. Yeah, you know, guys listening to the podcast,
Speaker 1: you know, you know what it's like when Jimmy found
Speaker 1: suddenly cancels on your glads. By the way, um, fourth
Speaker 1: quarter scary is in full effect. I can tell you
Speaker 1: the food fourth quarter scary, just in case you don't understand,
Speaker 1: there's four there's four phases of scary. This first quarter
Speaker 1: when I do my my annual detox and I do
Speaker 1: nothing but eat like just super healthy, healthier thanica. And
Speaker 1: then you're on your second second is like a kind
Speaker 1: of still eating super healthy, but like, but I could
Speaker 1: bring in other foods but maybe not carbs, not carbon
Speaker 1: Then starts start quarter where I start seeing things and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm just gonna I'm gonna eat what I
Speaker 1: want because I'm gonna healthy. Wait right right, You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm thin, I can have a doughnut at three and
Speaker 1: then there's fourth quarter. Well, the holidays roll around, the
Speaker 1: weather starts cooling off, and people started to bringing pizza
Speaker 1: up here. I mean, so I'm looking outside and somebody
Speaker 1: brought in black and white cookies, a large box black cookies. Now,
Speaker 1: if you don't know what a black white cookie is,
Speaker 1: what did you explain? Black? Really black? It's one of
Speaker 1: my favorite things. As Jerry Seinfeld describes, and I'm paraphrasing,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's the racially racial diversity in a cookie.
Speaker 1: It's racial diversity in a cookie. So it's, uh, it's
Speaker 1: like a white crumb soft cookie and on top is
Speaker 1: half and half. One side is all white icing, one
Speaker 1: side is all black icing. There for the black and
Speaker 1: white down the middle, down the middle half. Some people
Speaker 1: like to eat the white or the black first. Some
Speaker 1: people like to bite from the side and go half half.
Speaker 1: That's me, that's you. I like, I like to get
Speaker 1: a little little chocolate, little vanilla in the in my mouth.
Speaker 1: At the same time, I bet you. The problem is
Speaker 1: once you get like three four bites and you go
Speaker 1: through the middle, he's still stuck with the half vanilla,
Speaker 1: half chocolate. That's right, So then you gotta put them
Speaker 1: on top of each other. Yeah, so anyway, did a
Speaker 1: huge box out there by the way. That's sick. She
Speaker 1: she just started here, don't record lover? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: did you take did you? Thank you? The training we
Speaker 1: have we have we have TRAININGCC training and okay, sexual
Speaker 1: harassment training. So speaking of you know, brody making big
Speaker 1: box jokes. Okay, so we have to take our sexual
Speaker 1: harassment training. And uh so in previous years we would
Speaker 1: be able to like slide, they'll they'll slider and skip
Speaker 1: through some of the video. I feel, do you do
Speaker 1: most uh, most jobs offer that now. I mean it's
Speaker 1: pretty much mandatory. We've been taking it for many years.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so, uh, what are you trying to do
Speaker 1: trying to pull that up? No? No, no, hey, what
Speaker 1: does that mean? Hey are offended? We should probably play
Speaker 1: some of the sound from that, um, but it's like
Speaker 1: we're allowed to. Really we probably should. Okay, well we
Speaker 1: made a promo out of one let woman that but
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, these two guys are like talking about like, hey,
Speaker 1: you got a little site, I got sex like crazy,
Speaker 1: and then this woman they're going, I don't, guys, I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't enjoy this right, And then there's
Speaker 1: some other scenes where guys are joking around being guys,
Speaker 1: and then guys like, you know not everyone finds your
Speaker 1: humor funny, and then you have to like pick options.
Speaker 1: What was was John right to be offended? Should John
Speaker 1: just let it go? Should John be one of the boys?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, where's the you know what? Button? I
Speaker 1: was looking for? I was looking for the Is it
Speaker 1: the long version? What is this? Oh, it sounds like
Speaker 1: it's about the snow and hell him it? Which is
Speaker 1: the version with butt? Wow? This is good enough for now?
Speaker 1: Oh the weather outside, it's not that one. It's not
Speaker 1: it's since we've no place to Brodie was trying to Okay,
Speaker 1: we ruined the punch line. I was looking for the
Speaker 1: snow flake like jingle, let it snow. You know what?
Speaker 1: We don't have the ray con version in here. Yes
Speaker 1: we do this, it's there. I hit I played two men.
Speaker 1: I play it every week. I know you do, but
Speaker 1: it's not under ray Kha Boys to Men version. What
Speaker 1: is that hold on? It's his boys to men. Let
Speaker 1: it there's yeah, there's This is like a pop popping
Speaker 1: in the eighties. This is a I hated this version.
Speaker 1: I haven't like this wrong. You know what? It doesn't
Speaker 1: stop lying, but I had stop. It doesn't stop. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh the weather like the button off. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying it doesn't stop. Now I can't play anying
Speaker 1: for three minutes. All right, let it lets so, let
Speaker 1: it go, Let it go, let it go. So it
Speaker 1: was a sexual harassment training and then this this one.
Speaker 1: This is what I don't so you you feel that
Speaker 1: the people are being a way too butt hurt and
Speaker 1: they need they need to snowflake jingle print. I would
Speaker 1: say a real harassment is terrible, right. Making people at
Speaker 1: work feel uncomfortable as terrible. It's just that some of
Speaker 1: the examples they give are done by really cheesy actors
Speaker 1: and it doesn't see Look, okay, this is one scene
Speaker 1: where these two attractive women are sitting in their hired
Speaker 1: These two attractive women are and it's it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: that they're attractive. Let's not say that they're just two
Speaker 1: women waiting political current. Wait, wait, there are two people
Speaker 1: who I assume identify as women taking a step further.
Speaker 1: I took this course. I got a hundred. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say there are two people that appear to be women,
Speaker 1: biological women, and they're having a conversation, having a conversation.
Speaker 1: Oh here comes Danielle. Lle, you're just talking about the
Speaker 1: the the the sexual harassment training video. God did you pass,
Speaker 1: because that's amazing that you did. Just tell you. I
Speaker 1: was laughing, but not at what's on there, because obviously
Speaker 1: it's a serious. Yes, of course, the acting is so bad.
Speaker 1: It is awful. It's like, hey, did you bring your
Speaker 1: running shoe was to work today? Would you like to
Speaker 1: go running with me? Running? And then the other guy
Speaker 1: just like takes the woman by the elbow. Here, let
Speaker 1: me look at you. We're so fit. We can't do that. No, okay,
Speaker 1: so okay, so the scene I was just slap Nate
Speaker 1: asked today, So he said, Danielle, did you take the
Speaker 1: test yet? Like Nate, now you've heard our show, we
Speaker 1: joke around like a lot of the stuff that the
Speaker 1: videos is, don't do I have my arm around Danielle
Speaker 1: as that's right, I'm right here in the right in
Speaker 1: the middle. Okay, so there's one scene. I was saying,
Speaker 1: these I'm going to call them women because we don't
Speaker 1: know how they identify. These two women are at work
Speaker 1: and one of them says, so, you're still trying to
Speaker 1: get pregnant? Did you do it in all the positions
Speaker 1: stop to get pregnants? Like, yeah, we did. And some
Speaker 1: guy turns around. He's like, you know, I just want
Speaker 1: to say it's could you talk about something else? It's
Speaker 1: really inappropriate. I'm bothered by I'm gonna say that. Stuff
Speaker 1: like that's not gonna happen. No guys going to turn
Speaker 1: around and say that you're inappropriate talking about trying to
Speaker 1: get pregnant, right, Did you get it from behind? They
Speaker 1: did not say that. They did say that. They did
Speaker 1: not say that. By the way, that's a myth the
Speaker 1: people who are trying for a boy. They'll tell you
Speaker 1: that because I have three daughters and after the second one,
Speaker 1: wait this really old wives tale. Well, okay, Noddy'll stay
Speaker 1: for a minute. Stay for a minute. Here's hold on.
Speaker 1: Here's why here, here's why they say it because of
Speaker 1: the angle you the male part maybe a little further
Speaker 1: in and given the boys a head a head head start.
Speaker 1: That that that your odds are having a boy because
Speaker 1: the male sperm swims faster but dies quicker and if
Speaker 1: the female, So what happens is the male sperm tends
Speaker 1: to get there faster, but if they don't get in
Speaker 1: the opening, they don't get into don't meet find the
Speaker 1: egg right away, or they don't get into the egg,
Speaker 1: they die. You were trying for a boy and I
Speaker 1: wasn't trying anything. People would tell us that you should
Speaker 1: do it from behind. So so doggie style is supposed
Speaker 1: to yield a boy. Right, what did you do? I
Speaker 1: love the story. The first time we were trying to
Speaker 1: get part name with Spencer, right, I had no she
Speaker 1: wasn't trying to get pregnant with Spencer. That's your trying
Speaker 1: to get pregnant with your husband. To Sheldon and I
Speaker 1: were doing it right to try to have a baby.
Speaker 1: So I had read that if you put your legs
Speaker 1: up in the air after and like, then all the
Speaker 1: sperm would get in a little bit better. So you
Speaker 1: should have seen me. I was hit like no pants on,
Speaker 1: I'll actually no clothes on. My legs are in the air,
Speaker 1: and I'm like resting my hips up and down, trying
Speaker 1: to get the sperm to stay in a long When
Speaker 1: he was done, did he take you by the ankles
Speaker 1: and shaking? And by the way, if you're on your age,
Speaker 1: she's talking about the store. But that's what I was
Speaker 1: pregnant the first first time was a charm, so what
Speaker 1: I didn't do that with the second one. The second one,
Speaker 1: actually we weren't even trying to get pregnant. We were
Speaker 1: gonna wait a month. Daniel, you have two boys, so
Speaker 1: doing it I described I did know happen. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: gotta go see a movie about strippers. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm offended by the fact that you're
Speaker 1: talking about Okay, by the way, it's sucking Christmas. You
Speaker 1: just found the jingle? Yeah, thank you? All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: so I want to talk about it. It was kind
Speaker 1: of Hotelle talk about that sperm and all that. I
Speaker 1: was just just like openly talking about that ship. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I almost said to her, you know, Daniel, you shouldn't
Speaker 1: be but it. You know what, she was talking about
Speaker 1: nature and reproductive in a positive educational life. I don't
Speaker 1: tink anyone know, i't listeners love this stuff. So I
Speaker 1: should hear her by the way on the way at
Speaker 1: the door, that's my Danielle, like sif we love her.
Speaker 1: I want to tell you a story where I got
Speaker 1: ultimate satisfaction on Twitter, like five minutes before we came
Speaker 1: in here. So I don't know if you've all of sports,
Speaker 1: but there was a huge sports story yesterday. So today's Friday,
Speaker 1: the twenty whatever, right, So yesterday on a picture for
Speaker 1: the Texas Rangers. Mike Minor Walker Texas Ranger. No, Mike
Speaker 1: Minor is a is a good pitcher for the Texas Rangers,
Speaker 1: and he's playing the Boston Red Sox and he entered
Speaker 1: the game with a hundred ninety I don't know, four
Speaker 1: ninety six strikeouts and he really wanted to get two
Speaker 1: hundred strikeouts. That's a milestone he's never achieved. And so
Speaker 1: the manager said, you know what you're pitching in the
Speaker 1: whole game, stay out there. I don't know how many
Speaker 1: pitches you throw. I want you to get you two
Speaker 1: hundred strikeouts. Nice. So he had like a hundred twenties pitches,
Speaker 1: which is a lot goals he wanted. He was helping
Speaker 1: him achieve them. So he had a seven five lead.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a big lead in the ninth inning against
Speaker 1: the Red Sox. We have a very good team that
Speaker 1: keep in mind, both teams are out of it. They're
Speaker 1: not in the playoffs. The game was statistically meaningless other
Speaker 1: than people who went to the game want to see
Speaker 1: their team win. Whatever. And so with one out, the
Speaker 1: Red Sox hitter popped the ball up and it was
Speaker 1: foul by about two ft and as it's falling the
Speaker 1: first basement and catcher ran to catch it. Mike Minor,
Speaker 1: the pitcher with a hundred and ninety nine strikeouts, yells
Speaker 1: drop it and his teammates dropped. They let the ball
Speaker 1: drop and go foul so that he had more of
Speaker 1: a chance to strike the guy out. The next pitch,
Speaker 1: he strikes the guy out on a pitch that wasn't
Speaker 1: a strike. The umpire called it a strike. It was
Speaker 1: high and inside, and he gets his two hundred strike out.
Speaker 1: They take him out of the game and that's it.
Speaker 1: The Red the Red Sox said it was bush league.
Speaker 1: The Rangers said, that's team team player with his teammates
Speaker 1: will hooking him up. Whatever. I thought it was a
Speaker 1: travesty that it would hurt the integrity of the baseball game.
Speaker 1: That the people in the stands, people who gamble on
Speaker 1: the sport, play fantasy baseball. Whatever the point is, you
Speaker 1: should always be trying to win. What if the next guy,
Speaker 1: what if the next ahead, the next guy right and
Speaker 1: then ties the game. Now, yes, the season's over, but
Speaker 1: you'd like to believe your athletes are in it for more.
Speaker 1: That's supposed to win personal goals. He put it personal
Speaker 1: goal ahead of the team. So so uh, the Sporting
Speaker 1: News Twitter sent out a video. I used to get
Speaker 1: Sporting News Baseball paper. So the Sporting News is online now,
Speaker 1: of course, because nobody buys. Most people don't buy online
Speaker 1: regular newspapers now, especially not weekly newspapers because the news
Speaker 1: is old by then. So Sporting News Baseball tweeted out
Speaker 1: the video of it happening and said, you know, Bush League,
Speaker 1: is this fair? What do you think? And I retweeted
Speaker 1: it and I made it. I made a comment about
Speaker 1: something else that happened. So, uh. Michael Strahan, who used
Speaker 1: to play for the Giants season now Kelly and Michael
Speaker 1: he's who was now he's on Good Good Morning America.
Speaker 1: That was, but at one time he was a defensive lineman. Uh,
Speaker 1: for the Giants, and he was one of the best
Speaker 1: players at sacking people. Well, he was one away for
Speaker 1: sack record for the season, right, he had tied the record,
Speaker 1: or he was a half away, whatever it was. And
Speaker 1: they were playing the Packers. He's friends with Brett Farve.
Speaker 1: Last game of the season, he bust through the line
Speaker 1: and rather than run away, Brett Farve took a dive
Speaker 1: and let him sack him. So you had the sack record.
Speaker 1: So I said, this reminds me. It's just as bad
Speaker 1: as when Brett Farve laid down so straighthand could get
Speaker 1: a sack record. That it's not doesn't really count. He
Speaker 1: didn't get two hundred strikeouts. He would have gotten to
Speaker 1: pop up and we don't know if he would have
Speaker 1: struck out the last same I love your analogy. Okay,
Speaker 1: So the Washington Post picked up my tweet and printed it.
Speaker 1: USA Today printed it, The Dallas Daily News printed it,
Speaker 1: and of course I'm on Twitter. People saw it, so
Speaker 1: a lot of people saw it. So I started getting
Speaker 1: attacked last night. Get off my lawn. You who cares.
Speaker 1: You're one of these people that cares about integrity. Let
Speaker 1: the guy who cares. It was meaningless. Did Michael Strahand
Speaker 1: or Brett Farvor tweet you know they did not, But
Speaker 1: I didn't at them because I'm classy. You should added no,
Speaker 1: I didn't anyway, So people were attacking me, and I
Speaker 1: was fighting all last night on Twitter with these idiots
Speaker 1: because I'll be honest with you, people in their twenties
Speaker 1: don't see the history of the game. They don't necessarily
Speaker 1: you might, but don't necessarily appreciate the integrity of the
Speaker 1: sport and what it meant throughout history. Records and numbers.
Speaker 1: Baseball is the only sport where people, for the most part,
Speaker 1: like you know the home run record, you don't know
Speaker 1: how many yards Emmett Smith has is the all time rusher.
Speaker 1: Baseball is about how many home runs in the season,
Speaker 1: how many strikeouts, how many wins. It's a numbers game,
Speaker 1: So for you to cheat for your two ones that strikeout,
Speaker 1: it's to me it's kind of bush league. So I
Speaker 1: get I get attacked today by a guy who lives
Speaker 1: he lives in New Jersey, right, But so somebody attacked
Speaker 1: me last night that had twenty nine followers, and he's
Speaker 1: telling me I should keep my opinions to myself. I'm
Speaker 1: nobody whatever funk yourself? Man? And and that my uh
Speaker 1: and that and that he sends me a meme that
Speaker 1: Stuart the blue hash tag means you're an idiot whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why would be in a douche? I know
Speaker 1: you're annoyed a fay. Everybody. Everybody's entitled to their god
Speaker 1: them opinion, right, I said, that's the beauty of sports,
Speaker 1: and that's the beauty of Twitter. Right. But but the
Speaker 1: best thing about sports is there are radio stations, blogs, websites.
Speaker 1: Everyone debates debates sports, right, that's what it's about. You
Speaker 1: give opinions. Right. So this morning a guy writes back commenting,
Speaker 1: Now I know he's a troll because he commented on
Speaker 1: a tweet I sent somebody else. So I made a comment.
Speaker 1: So I made a comment to the kid who has
Speaker 1: twenty nine followers, And I said, hey, man, you have
Speaker 1: twenty nine followers, and yet you know what, You're entitled
Speaker 1: to your opinion just as much as I'm allowed to
Speaker 1: my opinion with all my followers. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: think my opinions will valuable. But you know what, go
Speaker 1: talk to your twenty nine followers and don't troll. Me
Speaker 1: he was looking for tweets to yell at people. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: So this guy writes back, Um, this is another guy
Speaker 1: that jumped into this morning, guy from New Jersey. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to give out his name, but his last
Speaker 1: name is Kaka. I don't care if it's pronounced some
Speaker 1: other way. It's spelled coca, which is ship. All right,
Speaker 1: but I'm not looking to make the guy feel bad.
Speaker 1: He writes back, Dude, I've never heard of you. Stop
Speaker 1: embarrassing yourself. Just because you've got more followers doesn't mean shit. Okay, now,
Speaker 1: hold on, so I said, So, I wrote, I wasn't
Speaker 1: tweeting it. You don't care if you've heard of me
Speaker 1: or not. First of all, you don't have to hear
Speaker 1: of me. To me and have an opinion on sports,
Speaker 1: I said, I am a sports fan with an opinion
Speaker 1: like everyone else, an opinion that got picked up by
Speaker 1: USA Today and the Washington Post name dropper that yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking rub it in his face, stopp being a troll.
Speaker 1: People are allowed to disagree with opinions without being an
Speaker 1: ass right, right, what do you right? Back to that?
Speaker 1: So he must have checked out my profile and no, okay,
Speaker 1: So I checked out his profile because I want to
Speaker 1: see more than twenty nine followers. So he's a guitar
Speaker 1: player and he likes metal, heavy metal, which I do
Speaker 1: as well. So after I wrote that rather obnoxious response
Speaker 1: to him, he he said, remember what. The first thing
Speaker 1: he said was, dude, I've never heard of you, right, ye, okay,
Speaker 1: he writes back, Oh Mega Death follows you? Now. Mega
Speaker 1: Death is one of the top metal bands of all time.
Speaker 1: I've interviewed them a couple of times because I'm cool
Speaker 1: like that. And he says, oh Mega that follows you.
Speaker 1: He says, trolling and all funking around the side. That's
Speaker 1: actually really cool, and he gives me the metal finger emoji.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, all of a sudden, you're like,
Speaker 1: nobody knows who you are, nobody cares how many followers
Speaker 1: you have. You should get over yourself. You're embarrassing yourself.
Speaker 1: You're a worthless piece of ship because you think Mike
Speaker 1: Minor did the wrong thing. No, who are you? Oh
Speaker 1: Mega Death follows you? Oh that's I guess. I guess
Speaker 1: megadeath knowing who I am means something. Thank you holds
Speaker 1: weight in his world. Yes, one of the big biggest
Speaker 1: speed metal bands of all time, the Big Four. Part
Speaker 1: of the Big Four Anthrax, Slayer, Metallic and Megadeth. Ay
Speaker 1: the Man, I'm the man. I'm the Man is Anthrax.
Speaker 1: So I guess the guy at the pop station you
Speaker 1: never heard of you live in New Jersey. By the way, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've heard of our show. No, he's pretending.
Speaker 1: Look he may have heard of me. That's fine, I think. Listen, Kaca,
Speaker 1: I don't need you to know who I am. Lady,
Speaker 1: Lady Coca, I'm sure you as I'm sure you're a
Speaker 1: good guy. You have a nice picture with your girlfriend.
Speaker 1: She looks like a sweetheart. You just you came off
Speaker 1: like a tough guy, troll, like nobody knows you won't
Speaker 1: get over yourself. I'm not over I'm not onto myself.
Speaker 1: It's social media. Tough people. They they they're very, very
Speaker 1: tough behind your teet keyboard warrior. Part of the problem
Speaker 1: with social media. Everybody's listening. Ka I'm sure you're a
Speaker 1: cool guy, you have good taste of music. But it's
Speaker 1: amazing that because Megan Death follows me now I'm valid
Speaker 1: of a sudden right, not the fact that all the
Speaker 1: newspapers picked up my tweet whatever, and I'm on the show.
Speaker 1: The fact that i'm I'm I'm half of the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast. I mean I would say that's pretty valid
Speaker 1: right there. I mean he needs further validation the Boys podcast. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so Kaca, look, if you guys happen to
Speaker 1: go on Twitter and and see the guy, that's your business.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, oh, you realize now, Look I have
Speaker 1: I have roughly sixty followers on Twitter client yeah, because
Speaker 1: you have like a hundred and something whatever it is. Um,
Speaker 1: there's a way to get more followers. I used to
Speaker 1: like jump on hashtags and tweet out more, you know,
Speaker 1: more hashtag jokes. And there's legal ways and illegal ways,
Speaker 1: but I mean there's suggested ways, which is like, hey,
Speaker 1: be funny, be reverent. And then there's people who go
Speaker 1: follow for a follow and they'll follow me if I
Speaker 1: follow the hashtag a bunch of things. That's easy. Those
Speaker 1: are good ways of getting noticed. I just put up
Speaker 1: my content. Some people who just pay and if you
Speaker 1: like my content, like, but it's worthwhile apparently because clients
Speaker 1: want the followers. Anyway, My point was, uh, Coca Radio
Speaker 1: Radio coca. Maybe someone will hear this and go, oh,
Speaker 1: I know that guy, will we hear is radious? So
Speaker 1: uh we uh, we got a lot more to talk about,
Speaker 1: and uh, we'll do that. I have to play the
Speaker 1: jingle with scary name first right after this. What do
Speaker 1: you even have left in your tank? Well? I have
Speaker 1: unused jokes, but I also have you know what, I
Speaker 1: know you like this? Uh, I have a lot of
Speaker 1: tweets about a conversation that we you know, I love.
Speaker 1: I love when you talk off mike like that. That's
Speaker 1: what you like that? Well, I was doing, by the way,
Speaker 1: you do that all the time when you have to
Speaker 1: lean over to look at the computer. You do it
Speaker 1: all the time, but you don't notice it because it's you.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna hear. I'll see through the
Speaker 1: mic stand to get to So let's look at your
Speaker 1: favorite here this old school. Uh, that sounds like it's
Speaker 1: time welcome. You've got mail? Yes, you can always email
Speaker 1: us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: I never remember that it's our name. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't use it. I don't use it,
Speaker 1: so I don't know. Um so this is funny. We
Speaker 1: gotta we should actually tweet this out. Louise Aguilar sent
Speaker 1: us a funny meme, UM, what's up Brook and boys?
Speaker 1: Wanted to say that your show is amazing. I desperately
Speaker 1: wait for another episode every week. Anyway, I want to
Speaker 1: keep scary happy and keep it short. Found this meme online.
Speaker 1: I thought i'll share it with you, guys, love Luigi
Speaker 1: and it's uh. It's a black and white photo of
Speaker 1: one very angry Italian man being held back. Redundant. He
Speaker 1: was an angry Italian man being held back by two guys.
Speaker 1: This guy is vicious. He wants to attack this guy
Speaker 1: who's applying a pineapple to a pizza pie. It's an
Speaker 1: Italian American immigrant is held still and forced to watch
Speaker 1: in horror as pineapple is added to a pizza for
Speaker 1: the very first time. Very funny. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for that. That made my day. Thank you, Louise Algar.
Speaker 1: Also um, Emily Martini submitted this jpeg. And this was
Speaker 1: a grammar police. You could get the Grand Police jingle
Speaker 1: or not? Oh, I was this sent You want the
Speaker 1: Grand Police? No? You know what? No, it's okay. It's
Speaker 1: a long letter, but anyway, she said that, um, it's
Speaker 1: ridiculous grammar mistakes. So again this is something we want
Speaker 1: to post online. How so she got this from her
Speaker 1: her trash pick up garbage service. It was the park's
Speaker 1: garbage service. And uh there, whoever wrote this letter is horrific.
Speaker 1: Are you surprised? Jonathan Whitney Brody is wrong? That's not
Speaker 1: that jingle out. We don't have that one. Here. We've
Speaker 1: established that the first rule of correcting someone is to
Speaker 1: be right. In episode here we are with the grease
Speaker 1: thing again grease to play in this episode, correctly correcting
Speaker 1: the guy who incorrectly argued the whole grease is a plaything.
Speaker 1: Brody tried to use a geometry reference as an analogy.
Speaker 1: He said, yeah, I know, zoids aren't squares, but squares
Speaker 1: are trappers. Wrong, trapper zoids are shapes with only one
Speaker 1: pair of parallel sides. Mike drop love you guys, JP
Speaker 1: slice flights. So here's two problems with your name is
Speaker 1: Jonathan Whitney y U j P. Two problems with that.
Speaker 1: Number One, I was wrong, but number two it was
Speaker 1: an analogy. I didn't use the shapes as a way
Speaker 1: to correct scary and Third, of all your five weeks
Speaker 1: late on that the statute limitations is up. Kevin Kozlowski says,
Speaker 1: following up about Bill Burr. If they didn't get back
Speaker 1: to you last time because they weren't there weren't enough
Speaker 1: listeners a year ago, then things might be different for
Speaker 1: you now. I'm figuring you've got a lot more slices
Speaker 1: in your arsenal. Or maybe it was because it was
Speaker 1: around the time of the I Heart Awards and you
Speaker 1: were competing podcasts in that category. By the way, I
Speaker 1: don't think Joe Rogan should have won in Best Comedy
Speaker 1: and I Heart Radio Musical Words, but that's a different story. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's a comedian, but he doesn't have a comedy podcast.
Speaker 1: I learned a lot listening to his podcasts, but I rarely,
Speaker 1: if ever laugh. They are interesting and educational, but not funny.
Speaker 1: I think he's talking out Joe Rogan. Anyway, Yours is
Speaker 1: all of the above, and I will be voting for
Speaker 1: you this year if we get nominated. Let's not put
Speaker 1: the cart before the horse, people. If you still want
Speaker 1: Bill Burr as a guest, then now might be the
Speaker 1: better time, with more of an audience and more time
Speaker 1: before the I heart awards. So he is suggesting we
Speaker 1: go back in and ask him again because we're more.
Speaker 1: I'll email this guy to tell him we are the
Speaker 1: we are the Comedy Best Comedy Place, Second Place, Comedy
Speaker 1: Award nominated. Now, speaking of being nominated for an award
Speaker 1: but not winning, we have a problem with giving someone
Speaker 1: an award trophy, like just like like we tweeted about
Speaker 1: the congratulations on fifth place. You know they do that
Speaker 1: for kids, your kid, right, everybody on their team gets
Speaker 1: a trophy and you might see it there on the mantel, like, oh,
Speaker 1: what did Timmy get that trophy? Participation participation he was
Speaker 1: he was in it. He was in it, he was there,
Speaker 1: he showed up right. Um, that's bullshit. But we got
Speaker 1: one today. I know. That's where I was going with.
Speaker 1: So the Marconi Awards. Uh probably the Spruce Spruce is
Speaker 1: coming in? Hold on, you want to come in? Spruce?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, hold on, he hates coming in. I'll have
Speaker 1: to tell you to Marc coming in. Yeah, but he's
Speaker 1: calling me like a maniac. I know I only do everyday.
Speaker 1: Wait a second past, Okay, you can sit down, have
Speaker 1: a seat. Was a broken as chair. So we were
Speaker 1: just talking about and you can tell me what you need.
Speaker 1: We were just talking about how Elvis Strand in the
Speaker 1: Morning Show what translation Elvis Duran got nominated for a
Speaker 1: Marconi Award, which is like the Oscars of radio. It
Speaker 1: is the biggest award you can get. Although the you know,
Speaker 1: like this other shows like the Oscar is like the
Speaker 1: Golden Globes and the things. They used to be an
Speaker 1: awards show in New York called AIR Awards, which stood
Speaker 1: for Achievement in Radio, and they had a parody category
Speaker 1: award and the show was only together for like six
Speaker 1: seven years. I wanted every year they ever had the award.
Speaker 1: I wont every parody of the year award, Air Award.
Speaker 1: I have the glass trophies all over my house, not participation.
Speaker 1: And then they you know what, not bragging. They ended
Speaker 1: the awards. They don't do them anymore because I broke
Speaker 1: the awards. So Mark Coney, we didn't win. Apparently Ryan
Speaker 1: Seacrest's Morning Show won the award. Heart Family, the judges,
Speaker 1: the panel, the people, the academy voted, uh, Ryan Seacrest
Speaker 1: this year's winner. But today then now a box showed
Speaker 1: up with the Marconi as the return address. The Marconi Awards.
Speaker 1: People wasn't here, so it's already saying announced the winners today.
Speaker 1: And on the same day they announced the winners shows
Speaker 1: it said nominee Awards, a congratulations on being nominee plaque,
Speaker 1: a giant hand engraved and everything. So now he has
Speaker 1: a plaque that says you didn't win. Basically, but would
Speaker 1: you display that? Now? Are you asking me or Elvis?
Speaker 1: Just a general question. I may take it out of
Speaker 1: the garbage and display it. That's not getting a trophy
Speaker 1: for fifth place? Yeah, we just talked about. Is that
Speaker 1: something to be proud of? Now here's the thing I
Speaker 1: would if that, because that's the conversation peace. Somebody coming
Speaker 1: the room didn't win? What the funk man? Why didn't
Speaker 1: you win? Right? I used it as a cutting board
Speaker 1: right by the way, we have to talk about a
Speaker 1: cutting board in a second. Uh, if it's said Elvis
Speaker 1: durand in the morning show, since we are all part
Speaker 1: of the end of the morning show, I might be like,
Speaker 1: I might take it as like, wow, the showman got nominated.
Speaker 1: But since it says Elvis Duran, we're not part of that.
Speaker 1: So if I took it would look like I took
Speaker 1: it out of the garbage for him, which would be
Speaker 1: what I did, because it's in the garbage, right and so,
Speaker 1: uh no, I don't think I mean he says Elvis
Speaker 1: durand doesn't say Elvis Duran in the Morning right now,
Speaker 1: because he was like personality of the year, and so
Speaker 1: he is nominated. But you guys are part of that,
Speaker 1: and so that's the other part of this whole thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, well it's it's he's the recognized figure. We're
Speaker 1: just in the morning. And because because the show wasn't
Speaker 1: not it wasn't a show nominated his personality. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: talk to Elvis about this. It wasn't his fault. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: he had nothing to do with it. He didn't even
Speaker 1: apply to be nominated. The problem I have is the
Speaker 1: fact that they sent us a participation congratulations for not winning. Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, here's a photo of that girl that
Speaker 1: you didn't get to date with the guy she's yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy's banging her. But maybe we can get maybe
Speaker 1: you get Ryan Seacrest to autograph the plaque that says
Speaker 1: you are nominated. Here's what they should have done. He
Speaker 1: should have sent out the nomination plaques a month ago,
Speaker 1: so you were excited to own it. Then when you
Speaker 1: don't get the follow up, you're like, at least the
Speaker 1: half the bed. It's like a high school ring in college.
Speaker 1: Why don't you wear a high school ring in college?
Speaker 1: Because now you're in college over already cares when you
Speaker 1: went to high school downgrade. You want a high school ring,
Speaker 1: you get like a month of enjoyment out of it.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you as a question, Yeah, what are
Speaker 1: you guys doing in here? Well, we got kicked out
Speaker 1: of our regular studio. Why because at this time if
Speaker 1: we when we do the podcast on Friday's, we suffer.
Speaker 1: We suffer the consequence studio studio is being used for
Speaker 1: the Elvista Ran best of show Talk Again, it's not
Speaker 1: Elvis Good. And by the way, you're this chair is pathetic.
Speaker 1: That's Spruce is sitting on. Yeah, I keep taking five inches.
Speaker 1: Normally I would take a picture. Spruce looks like he's
Speaker 1: sitting at the big person's table, but six Thanksgiving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so the microphone is actually at his eye level and
Speaker 1: he's sitting his breasts are below the counter level my breast,
Speaker 1: your breast level, your breast where your nips are below
Speaker 1: counter level. I'm sorry, you know, I'm sorry. We took sensitivity.
Speaker 1: The upper part of your abdomen, the part above your stomach,
Speaker 1: below your neck, is below the counter line from what
Speaker 1: I would imagine. I'm not making eye contact really at
Speaker 1: me spect you as a person lower or however you
Speaker 1: identify yourself. We can get up a couple of old
Speaker 1: school phone books and like probably problem. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: it's not as bad as my chair, which looks like
Speaker 1: somebody took a bite out of the arm pad. There's
Speaker 1: these full armrests that are missing. The fuck would destroy this?
Speaker 1: Look at the look at the teeth marks in this armrest.
Speaker 1: You know how did it get this? I bet you
Speaker 1: Ryan Seacrest don't have chairs like that. But even regular
Speaker 1: wear and tear on this ship shouldn't have a result
Speaker 1: of a chair like this. Okay, and this mean this
Speaker 1: is pure if somebody abused this in defense of these chairs.
Speaker 1: This is the studio that the elvistra In Morning show
Speaker 1: used to use from two thousand eight to two thousand fourteen,
Speaker 1: roughly eight. We moved into this building in April two
Speaker 1: eight right, you're right, okay, and so for six years,
Speaker 1: an eleven year old chair when we're right, And whenever
Speaker 1: Elvis would get mad, he would throw these chairs. He
Speaker 1: would throw them and dare, damn, the chairs aren't that heavy. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so he pulled pull it. Chris Brown. Brown used to
Speaker 1: throw chairs at the hotel when whoa let's talk about
Speaker 1: sensitive men not inappropriate? Well didn't, didn't he? Chris Brown?
Speaker 1: Glass window? I spoke to you know, I know, right?
Speaker 1: Do you think the record label makes Chris Brown watch
Speaker 1: the sensitivity videos? Probably the harassment videos? You what was
Speaker 1: your favorite video? Mine was the two women who were
Speaker 1: talking about getting pregnant and then the guy was offended.
Speaker 1: Which was your favorite of the videos? Who asked the
Speaker 1: girl with the Spanish the Hispanic if she wants to
Speaker 1: keep the time slot? Maybe it's the warehouse guys, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I got sex this weekend? And then he girls you
Speaker 1: know not everyone finds that funny. And they were doing
Speaker 1: the finger when the guy's like, hey, did you get
Speaker 1: you this weekend? He's like NonStop and the guy giving
Speaker 1: the finger guns like yeah, that could be like he's
Speaker 1: pulling a gun, I'm sorry, finger pointing finger. He was
Speaker 1: definitely doing finger guns even though Okay, so for a second.
Speaker 1: Let me let me get back. We gotta read a
Speaker 1: couple of things. Uh, Danielle bras Twitter is a browser.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's that's She sent us a picture
Speaker 1: of a sticker from our supermarket. It's Cadbury Bars half
Speaker 1: price five cents. They wore two dollars. Send the chocolate.
Speaker 1: That is not that is not have price. Um. We
Speaker 1: got a sign sent to us. It said land for
Speaker 1: sale three quarters of an acre. And every word in
Speaker 1: the sign only is spelled wrong. Appointment is spelled wrong.
Speaker 1: By is spelled wrong. It's terrible. Um, but I wanted
Speaker 1: a read. I have a free dessert story. It's very
Speaker 1: brief from uh. Friend of mine ordered three hockey sticks
Speaker 1: from Warrior. All three came in and we're not the
Speaker 1: sticks he ordered. After emailing the salesperson he bought them from,
Speaker 1: he was offered free of charge shipping for the wrong
Speaker 1: sticks back to them. I told him he was getting
Speaker 1: boned with that deal. Typed up this email for him
Speaker 1: and got him free dessert. Said here's what you're gonna
Speaker 1: do for me? In the email. His friend took over.
Speaker 1: Because three sticks and three you give me the three sticks,
Speaker 1: that's not good. Here's what you're gonna do for me.
Speaker 1: Instead of the three of the correct sticks, you're gonna
Speaker 1: send four for the price of my original order. I
Speaker 1: like Warrior Sticks, but I will not be so inclined
Speaker 1: to reach out to you next season if I simply
Speaker 1: get a free of charge shipping to send you the
Speaker 1: wrong stuff back. Please let me know, thank you, And
Speaker 1: then they wrote back, Matt, please let me know when
Speaker 1: the incorrect sticks are on their way back, and I'll
Speaker 1: send out a fourth stick with a hoodie for your troubles. Well,
Speaker 1: here's another free dessert story from Dana Daily. She wrote out,
Speaker 1: g D M me Brodie, thank you so much for
Speaker 1: giving me the cards to speak up when I received
Speaker 1: bad service. Uh a pizza establishment took an hour and
Speaker 1: thirty five minutes deliver my food, even though the app
Speaker 1: said forty two fifty two minutes. Not only that, but
Speaker 1: it was the wrong order and everything was hard and cold.
Speaker 1: I called the store and they were only going to
Speaker 1: give me a refund at first. Then I said to myself, wait,
Speaker 1: what would Brody do? I said, here's what you're gonna
Speaker 1: do for me. New food is currently on the way,
Speaker 1: along with my refund free dessert for the wind. Wow.
Speaker 1: So the guys have really great fans. Katherine Katherine Trumbach
Speaker 1: sent us a picture of an egg slicer. It says
Speaker 1: egg slicer kitchen uh kitchen utensil sale that was a
Speaker 1: regular price, and then under it as a big sale sticker.
Speaker 1: Scare you see that it says on sale eight dollars
Speaker 1: and nine cents eight dollars and nine cents original price seven.
Speaker 1: I love it, all right, so we have to do
Speaker 1: by the way, now I have a couple more. I
Speaker 1: want to do a free ship for us real quick,
Speaker 1: and then I want to do an on dead and
Speaker 1: something and then we'll be done. Okay, all right, I
Speaker 1: will save more emails for next week. All right. The
Speaker 1: Brooke good Boys they love to give me stuff free
Speaker 1: set for us. You can always send us free ship.
Speaker 1: What free ship for us? Sending Browny and Scary Scary
Speaker 1: and for us Good Boys Podcast two Avenue of the
Speaker 1: Americans for us a Scary Jones, New York City one
Speaker 1: zero zero one three. Right, you probably should address it
Speaker 1: to w H t Z, yeah, because that's that's because
Speaker 1: people don't know the Brooken Boys. So we got a
Speaker 1: letter here from someone. By the way, I believe the
Speaker 1: same person. His name is Mason. Mason Smith will give
Speaker 1: a shout out. He works for a wine distributor, and
Speaker 1: we'll be sending me wine for my wife based on
Speaker 1: the fact. Oh, I have to update you on what
Speaker 1: happened to my wine. I haven't got it yet, so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it next week. So next week I'll
Speaker 1: give you the update on on on the wine I
Speaker 1: shipped because I couldn't get Okay, now, what what is
Speaker 1: that there that that's free ship for it says to
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn boys. I'll keep this short. You both are
Speaker 1: truly fucking awesome. Thank you, Mark the podcast explicit thank
Speaker 1: you for keeping us entertained. I hope this got to
Speaker 1: you both in one piece, which it did. I made
Speaker 1: this on behalf of the slices. Keep up the great work,
Speaker 1: and I fucking love you guys, Sincerely, Sliced for Life.
Speaker 1: He wrote something really really nice about please do not
Speaker 1: read this on the podcast another thing, but it was
Speaker 1: basically about how we've helped him, so that's good. He
Speaker 1: loves so. He sent us a picture of him working
Speaker 1: on this. He sent us what looks like like a
Speaker 1: carving board. It's about fifteen by I would say eighteen
Speaker 1: by fifteen he carved out the lettering for the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: I love that. How great is that? Now I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep this as my nomination prize my block.
Speaker 1: Now the keep in mind, we love you, Mason, but
Speaker 1: there's only one of these and there's two of us,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna keep it in keep right. This will
Speaker 1: be next to us when we record from now on
Speaker 1: and hit us over the head. You know what. Scary
Speaker 1: He's going to post the picture because he has more
Speaker 1: Twitter followers, Instagram follows like, Okay, that's important, so let
Speaker 1: me we have one more. We're gotta play this jingle.
Speaker 1: Gotta play the jingle. Cody's running the board right now.
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. No, because people, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna read. So I'm gonna read every
Speaker 1: tweet and we'll see what side they fall on. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be because he only reads the every tweet. I
Speaker 1: promise you, they don't. You know what, the people that
Speaker 1: agree with me don't copy you. That's the really, So
Speaker 1: did you screenshot yours? No? Because because let's see what
Speaker 1: the people are saying. Okay, so let's let's see people.
Speaker 1: Are you guys listening to order? You heard the story
Speaker 1: about Scary buying dinner going half a great tea? Uh
Speaker 1: sorry at Scary Jones. It was nice of you and
Speaker 1: t to pick up dinner because math, but that definitely
Speaker 1: doesn't count as David Brody' steak dinner as slice for life.
Speaker 1: He's trying to get into the sta dinner. Hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold this guy from and that was from
Speaker 1: Jason regals Burger or Reichelsberger. There you go. He's one
Speaker 1: of the tribe left Burger On a second. He could
Speaker 1: be chairman. He could be chairman racist, he could be German.
Speaker 1: He didn't write tribe. Okay, Zach Wheels comes held another
Speaker 1: one on Twitter, Hold on, Zach, Zach Wheels. After hearing
Speaker 1: the whole story, here's my comment on the steak dinner fiasco.
Speaker 1: Scary needs to spend one night at a restaurant with Brody,
Speaker 1: preferbably alone with the significant la la without the significant others,
Speaker 1: and pay for the steak dinner at a place of
Speaker 1: Brody's choice. Here is rhoda night she writes, definitely think
Speaker 1: he still owes you a steak dinner. Because you would
Speaker 1: have gotten something better for for yourself if you planned
Speaker 1: in advance. One Vasquez is One Vasquez, a member of
Speaker 1: the tribe turning check out this podcast. The fact is
Speaker 1: Scary Jones wanted to steak dinner for David Brodie. He
Speaker 1: would have said that, right now, hold on, turning the
Speaker 1: mic off, hold on, alright, hold on, hold on, but
Speaker 1: you can't jes Pierre also not joish um uh a ship. No,
Speaker 1: she has a free dessert story that spruces Mike off.
Speaker 1: Mike off. I put Spruce's Mike back on it. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, turn it off. Okay, well fed Fred
Speaker 1: our boy from Cleveland, as one who is extremely familiar
Speaker 1: with pepper spray, we're talking about, Hey, Spruce, to mess
Speaker 1: your question, would you say you lived in a tough
Speaker 1: neighborhood if somebody had pepper spray? Would that make it
Speaker 1: a tough neighborhood? What would make it? What do you
Speaker 1: mean taking would you say I lived in a tough neighborhood? Uh?
Speaker 1: People can pepper spray? Thank you? Thank you? Hi five,
Speaker 1: Hi five, Hi five. Give me some of that a neighborhood,
Speaker 1: like some people have guns and knights that would you're
Speaker 1: saying if somebody like, hey man, too crazy, Mario, he's
Speaker 1: got pepper spray. Right, well, there's a reason people are carrying.
Speaker 1: No scary point was and I know you listened in order.
Speaker 1: You just he said, I lived in a tough neighborhood.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised I never got sprayed with pepper spray. And
Speaker 1: I said, only people getting attacked other ones with the
Speaker 1: pepper spray. Right, the tough guys in your neighborhood didn't
Speaker 1: carry pepper spray. Understand it, like okay, twisting it. That's
Speaker 1: why I just okay, thank you. The tough people in
Speaker 1: your neighborhood and around the people in your neighborhood, what
Speaker 1: did they carry to my neighborhood. You very seldom see
Speaker 1: a fistfight. What did they carry? Guns? Weapons? Right? So
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be like that crazy motherfucker's got pepper spray.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't do that. No, thank you, But okay, but
Speaker 1: the way it was phrased, right, thank you. You say carrying, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would say there's something going on. There's another thing.
Speaker 1: You're gonna okay, cruising world, jud Sorry Scary Jones, you
Speaker 1: still owe David Brodie a dinner. If you would have
Speaker 1: brought the dinner when you were supposed to, he would
Speaker 1: have got his free dessert and it was great Chee's
Speaker 1: idea to Pavid dinner and he paid half at the
Speaker 1: first John Smith, Hey, guys, episode hold on, I'm up
Speaker 1: the episode eight hashtag listening in order, but decide the
Speaker 1: ghost one, hoping you'll mention my tweet. Thank you John Smith,
Speaker 1: clown and stop clowning you did. It was awesome you
Speaker 1: mentioned my name. Thank you guy. Sorry Windy treating me
Speaker 1: like a booger right now. You want to hit David.
Speaker 1: Want to hear I want to hear. Spruce opinion on dinner.
Speaker 1: Brodie is doing nice steak dinner where he knows he's
Speaker 1: going to eat the dinner beforehand. Scary dinner. Miriam Peguero
Speaker 1: on Twitter. Y'all chip in and buy a goddamn stake.
Speaker 1: But then you told me you didn't pay for the
Speaker 1: whole bill. It sounds like the beginning of the dinner.
Speaker 1: It was no mention of your intention to help David
Speaker 1: Brody get a steak dinner. Please, poor David Brodie needs
Speaker 1: a state dinnal pleasing one dollar to the feet of
Speaker 1: steak that David bun for him but putting the Sarah
Speaker 1: mclacolin music. Are you waking for a miracle right now?
Speaker 1: Ready for a miracle, David Brody? This is like this
Speaker 1: is He's a Sunday service right now? Are you ready
Speaker 1: to a miracle for the Sunday get David brodio stakekid
Speaker 1: take ya. If you know David By, you know he's fair.
Speaker 1: You can have steak of a cup of coffee. You
Speaker 1: can a bagel tribute, you can sta yes, yeah, Gilbert right,
Speaker 1: I have to agree with David Brody. That doesn't Scary
Speaker 1: Jones hashtag slice for live. You know what he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to go to you, Christie, Christie k want to wait,
Speaker 1: says I agree. Scary Jones still owes you a steak
Speaker 1: dinner at the Brooklyn Boys and Tricia Lo Presty teelaw
Speaker 1: we love. Do you have any do you have any
Speaker 1: free dinner? Where's his reward? He's not letting shut the
Speaker 1: music off for and vomit? Okay, now here is quickly
Speaker 1: what happened? Because we're way over here all right? Before
Speaker 1: you tell the story, Tara or sorry man, David Diner,
Speaker 1: I heard the whole story for life. Steak dinner. Okay,
Speaker 1: I owed it. Okay, stop, I owed him a mistake dinner.
Speaker 1: As we know, just bring everyone up to speed. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that I owed a mistake dinner. To get
Speaker 1: about why that's a whole other story. Didn't a steak
Speaker 1: dinner even though David ordered a steak that's on a
Speaker 1: steak dinner just finished to as episode. You guys are
Speaker 1: kay buy him the damn dinner? So at what ended
Speaker 1: up happening was in Santa Okay, I owed it a mistake,
Speaker 1: didn Mobster said, shady jew Mobster, we already know what
Speaker 1: he said. You could just shove it, he says, we
Speaker 1: all knew, Scary Jones. This tries to capitalize when steak
Speaker 1: is an option, so trying to make it even. But
Speaker 1: you sacrificed so your friends could benefit. When has he
Speaker 1: kept that in mind? The steak dinner he takes you
Speaker 1: out for will make it even hashtake even Yeah, see
Speaker 1: I tell the story by see see people heard the
Speaker 1: story first time I tried to spy a mistake dinner
Speaker 1: and ended up being in a restaurant where we got recognized.
Speaker 1: Forget about why I got we and then they comped
Speaker 1: the bill and went out to zero. I put the time,
Speaker 1: the energy, the effort in, and I even tipped a
Speaker 1: hundred dollars out of my pocket. I went into the
Speaker 1: whole for a hundred dollars. I thought. I thought it
Speaker 1: was even then, so we even was even diner, But
Speaker 1: it was. It ended up being free for the bill
Speaker 1: was free free, and was misteake dinner because I got
Speaker 1: him five thousand dollars by the way people were by
Speaker 1: the way, people were very second, I fought with management
Speaker 1: and got him five thousand left dollars. People were fifty
Speaker 1: fifty on that. Okay, Now I was sliding over the
Speaker 1: my side high spruce second. Hold on, hold On had
Speaker 1: him a five seconds. For a year and a half,
Speaker 1: I said, fuck you, we were even. But then in
Speaker 1: Santa Fe during sweating, okay, fast forward to two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, So I tried once to make
Speaker 1: it up to him. Whatever we're gonna put that that,
Speaker 1: let's buy a gone by gone Gregg t and I
Speaker 1: split a bill at five oh. There was nine nine
Speaker 1: of us out to dinner, and Gregg he couldn't do
Speaker 1: math to split the check. So so so true, So
Speaker 1: he went into pocket and I went into pocket. No,
Speaker 1: he said, scary, this is ridiculous. Let's split the check,
Speaker 1: all right. So I paid three hundred seventy five dollars.
Speaker 1: He paid three seventy five dollars, and we bought everybody
Speaker 1: at the table dinner. Brody had ordered his steak dinner.
Speaker 1: It was it was. It was a sta I didn't
Speaker 1: even have a drink and we so we paid for
Speaker 1: Brodie's dinner. He paid for half of everybody. Either way,
Speaker 1: I get a half a point, don't get half. I'll
Speaker 1: take really, I'll tell you half because I because I
Speaker 1: took a career hit so he could get a five
Speaker 1: thousand dollar bonus. We want established this. I paid half
Speaker 1: your dinner. He paid the very last. He paid half
Speaker 1: of a foty dollar steak. He owes me a fourth
Speaker 1: star double eagle, two d and fifty seas. You do
Speaker 1: it for the did do it for me? I'm not
Speaker 1: the one he said to me, He said to me
Speaker 1: some skin when I was laying in the rubble of
Speaker 1: while I was laying in the rubble of my career
Speaker 1: in two thousand in two thousand twelve, Oh you just
Speaker 1: man him. You just the second time I did you
Speaker 1: missed it before because you all wrapped up in your
Speaker 1: tweet because I tried to tune out racism. Continue you
Speaker 1: and your bro bro Okay, at least he didn't maju
Speaker 1: me anyway. So while I was laying in the rubble
Speaker 1: of my career in two thousand twelve, and he had
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars to spend on his new BMW at
Speaker 1: the time, he says to me, you know what, I
Speaker 1: appreciate what you did and take you out to the
Speaker 1: best steak dinner. You picked the place, and go great dinner.
Speaker 1: Whatever you want. Everything I said, scared potatoes or grotten
Speaker 1: potatoes or grotten shrimp cocktail, whatever you want. Everything ran
Speaker 1: up a huge bill that day. This is what no,
Speaker 1: but this is what the offer was. The offer was,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you abayou dinner whatever you want, Santa Fe.
Speaker 1: I had a little tenderloin right. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: he was paying, so I didn't order an expensive appetizer.
Speaker 1: I didn't order a drink and didn't have the chicken liver.
Speaker 1: I had the twelve dollar pat the cheapest appetizer. It
Speaker 1: was a little tiny cup of pete. All the other appetizer.
Speaker 1: Scary ordered appetizers for the whole table. How many people
Speaker 1: were there? Nine nine? Big shot, So he wants dinner
Speaker 1: credit because great t his lack of math forced him
Speaker 1: into paying half. And then I said, I said, Scary,
Speaker 1: I owe you like eighty nine bucks for the whole thing.
Speaker 1: We we divided evenly, even though I had like you said,
Speaker 1: and he said, the only thing that needs to happen
Speaker 1: is pain needs to be suffered. You need to be
Speaker 1: able to feel the pinch on your wallet and put
Speaker 1: the time in. But you didn't. I did all. I
Speaker 1: did that at the other end of the table. You
Speaker 1: didn't even talk to you all the time. And I
Speaker 1: spent three hours and I talked to Danielle DeLillo. You
Speaker 1: sat down by the break when your girlfriend. So it's
Speaker 1: now about companionship too. That would be nice that you again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you do it for the cause? For the applause?
Speaker 1: I did it for the cause, he promised, the applause,
Speaker 1: And this is what I got. I got kind of
Speaker 1: clap clap I got. He only picked up half to
Speaker 1: clap alright, By the way, I still didn't do the
Speaker 1: unused jokes I have. I have a huge rant I
Speaker 1: don't know what you want to do here. I want
Speaker 1: to hit the jingle I'm Spruce. I love you, I
Speaker 1: love you. Guys, you're no help. I'm you know what?
Speaker 1: You are officially part of Boys blas Wove for the
Speaker 1: Car