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Speaker 1: doing great, ma'am. What about you? What what's that? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm doing great? Man? How about you? What's

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Speaker 1: my blood is being taken. I'm not you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna do it all in one sitting. Just let me.

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Speaker 1: You just have me fucking down this movie. Now, something's

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Speaker 1: Only one of us is allowed stomach issues per episode,

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Speaker 1: and right now I have that spot booked. Okay, But

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Speaker 1: what you do need to do, and what you're not

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Speaker 1: day I mentioned I saw this film on Netflix called

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Speaker 1: scar Head, which is another one of these like you know, brain,

421
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: you know, they're inserting chips into people and all this

422
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Speaker 1: AI and what Scarhead It says some film on Netflix

423
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:34,880
Speaker 1: about like you know, how they you know, playing around

424
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 1: with the brains and you know, chipping people in the

425
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: mind and the computers, and you can can tell all

426
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Speaker 1: this crazy shit. This he's scar Head, Oh, spider Head,

427
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Speaker 1: spider Head with Chris Hemsworth. I it's the same. I said, Scarhead,

428
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: what a Scarhead. I don't know what you think you're

429
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: You're merging Scarface and Spiderhead into the thing. But but Spiderhead,

430
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Speaker 1: it's the other day, I said scar had No one

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Speaker 1: corrected me. Spider That's how you earn your keep, Thank you, man,

432
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: That's how you earn your keep as a co host.

433
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's man. I appreciate that. Well. I'm I'm

434
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,719
Speaker 1: here to back you in Spiderhead. I wasn't wasn't crazy

435
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 1: about that. Same director of the New Top Guns, so

436
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 1: he had Miles Teller and that too, Joseph Joseph Kazinski.

437
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 1: So he directed that and the New Top Gun. Are

438
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Speaker 1: you into this like AI mind control Ship. I'm not

439
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: into that. I've never been into it. Like, I'm not

440
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 1: one of these people who love the Matrix. I didn't

441
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,439
Speaker 1: know what the funk was going on the matrix. I

442
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: still don't know what the fuss going on with the Matrix,

443
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 1: but I feel like it's very hot now like like

444
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 1: is severance kind of on that ship. I've only saw

445
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 1: the first chip. Bere they give you like a little

446
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:52,120
Speaker 1: chip and they could take away your memory, you your thoughts,

447
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,119
Speaker 1: your desires, and it's you know, they got these like

448
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: their drug addicts and they're in prison in the it's

449
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 1: crazy and they well, I love I love Eternal Sunshine.

450
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: That to me is like the godfather of those types

451
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 1: of movies. Like if you want to erase your memory,

452
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 1: you know, you go to the clinic and like if

453
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: someone never saw Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, what

454
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: is that Eternal Sunshine? Spotless mine? Is it? This is

455
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 1: like Jim Carrey's in it. He goes through a horrible

456
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 1: breakup and wants to erase his memory of the person

457
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: that he spent years with. So he goes into this

458
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: clinic that can wipe away all of your memories. And

459
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 1: while they're going because he's so heartbroken, and while they're

460
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 1: wiping all of his memories away, while they're going through

461
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: that process, he's reliving each memory and realizes that he

462
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: doesn't want to erase his memory. He wants to hold

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Speaker 1: onto those memories. That's my all time favorite movie and

464
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: that that movie is brilliant, but but it wasn't like

465
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: were the way were they doing it through? Like like

466
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: how do they do it? They like put him to

467
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Speaker 1: sleep and put this like helmet and ever understand what's

468
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,120
Speaker 1: going on with that? I got you, I got you,

469
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: But um, the office, I haven't had anyone to talk

470
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: about it with because no one's really watching it. Well

471
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 1: i'll tell you why. I don't think anyone's watching it

472
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: just because like Paramount Plus, I don't have Paramount Plus.

473
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,640
Speaker 1: I would totally watch it, but Paramount Plus and there's

474
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 1: a couple other things I just I don't have. But

475
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: there's too many streaming services, so many. It's it's too expensive.

476
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: There's too many streaming services. And there's too much content

477
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 1: I know for us, for actors and for performers and directors,

478
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,880
Speaker 1: and that's great, but there's there's too much. There's too

479
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: many options between you know, sports, between reality TV, between

480
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: Paramount Plus, Hulu, Amazon YouTube, you know, Crackle, They're all

481
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 1: over the place. There, there's so many. I mean, I

482
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 1: remember what fucking Netflix when I was getting like the

483
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 1: subscription plan would be we'll send you two or three

484
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: DVDs to your house and I would do the three DVDs.

485
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: They you'd go on the website, you'd order three movies,

486
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 1: they'd send it to you, and then when you were

487
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: done watching them, you return them. It's so fucking crazy

488
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 1: now how everything is advancing. It's insane. Speaking of streaming platforms.

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Speaker 1: Next week June, second season of Only Murders in the Building. Yes,

490
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 1: guest starring for a lot of the episodes. Yours truly,

491
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Speaker 1: Steve Martin, Martin Short, Selena Gomez and me and Michael

492
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Speaker 1: Rapp report a k. The Gringo man Dingo a k.

493
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Speaker 1: The inflamed osh Gnazi comes in like a wrecking ball.

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00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: To quote the great Miley Cyrus, I come in like

495
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: a wrecking ball. Yes, man, I listen. If you like

496
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: the ship talking, if you like the bullshitting, if you

497
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: like the raging bullshitting, second season of Only Murders in

498
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Speaker 1: the Building, I come with it. That's a question I

499
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: have for you with that is this role and Only

500
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: Murder in the Building the closest to your personality and

501
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: ship talking? Because I feel like they sort of wrote

502
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: that around you. It's probably the one that really had

503
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: it down totally was White Famous, White Famous, which was

504
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: on Showtime, which I loved, but this is this has

505
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: moments in that world where it's not exactly but it's

506
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: a fun part. I love the show. I had a

507
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: great time doing it. And the second season. Listen, if

508
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: you didn't watch the first season, watch it. It's fun,

509
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 1: it's easy. It's a totally unique show. Steve Martin, um,

510
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: you know he he created the show. It's weird, the

511
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: half hour episodes, it's very New York. And the second season,

512
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: yours truly comes in there. To quote the great Miley

513
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: Cyrus once again, I come in like a wrecking ball.

514
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: That's all I'm gonna say. I am. I'm looking forward

515
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: to it. You're on a fucking crazy roll. How many

516
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: episodes are you in on? I don't know, maybe eight, six, seven,

517
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: Damn no, I'm in there. But like it's fun. I

518
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: can't wait when when I'm in there, my presence is

519
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: is you make it known? Yes, you went from fucking

520
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: Netflix Atypical, jumped right into Hulse, Life and Beth and

521
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: then jumped right into only Murders in the Building. I

522
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: mean you're I mean you're always working, You're always doing ship,

523
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 1: but like these are huge shows and you're it's just

524
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 1: it's fucking awesome. Many for the Selena Gomez fans to

525
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: see he because it's bugged out? Do they will? Do

526
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Speaker 1: you think that they would come for you even though

527
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Speaker 1: you're playing a character like are you are you doing

528
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Speaker 1: surprised if I mean, Selena Gomez has more followers than

529
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Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian. Oh yeah, I would not be surprised if

530
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Speaker 1: we get some d m s from Selena Gomez fans.

531
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Speaker 1: I would love that. First the Ariana Grande fans, then

532
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: you've got Selena you got like that would just be incredible.

533
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: It would just add to the list. Yeah, totally. Is

534
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Speaker 1: there any I mean, I know this is a classic question,

535
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: but is there any role in a movie that's come

536
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: out that you were offered that you auditioned for got

537
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,719
Speaker 1: really close to that he didn't that you didn't do

538
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: that you really wish you were a part of. The

539
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 1: only part that I wish I got was the Bear

540
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 1: Jew and Inglorious Bastards. There's been plenty of parts that

541
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: I never got, plenty of parts that I auditioned for,

542
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: plenty of parts that I didn't know audition for that

543
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: I wish I had. But the only part that I

544
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: feel like I could have serviced the film and performed

545
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: better and was rightfully mine was the Bear Jew and

546
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: one of my favorite movies, and Glorious Bastards. That actor

547
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: who played the bear Jew eli Roth right didn't do

548
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: a great job. I thought he was the weakest part

549
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: of it. I would have been better. Um, I am

550
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: the bear Jew. I am the Oshknazi full Ashkanazi. Not

551
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: that he might not be. He's never acted before except

552
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: for his own stuff. He's not an actor. And I

553
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: will tell Quintin that with all due respect, that that

554
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: was my part, and as great as Inglorious Bastards was

555
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: and is, it would have been better had I played

556
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: that part. That's the only one that I regret that

557
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: that I will ever say that or even argue my

558
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: case that I should have played. But were you up

559
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: for that or like, where was there talks that he

560
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: offered it to him? But so so you're just saying

561
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: that in general, out of all these movies, that that

562
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: movie comes to your mind, where you like, I wanted

563
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: to play that fucking character. Not I was going to

564
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: play that character. I was gonna play the character that

565
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: that was his boy their friends. I was like he

566
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: made the wrong choice. And Quentin Tarantino's the epicenter the

567
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 1: highest level of of all filmmakers, but even he could

568
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: have made a mistake that to this day, to this day,

569
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: he's not aware of. I just love that that. I mean,

570
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong. I saw that movie ten times

571
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: in theaters. It's almost a three hour movie. I think

572
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: it might be three hours. I saw that ten times.

573
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: I'm in love with that movie. But I love the

574
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Speaker 1: fact that you chose that character out of all these moves.

575
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 1: I mean, you could have said fucking Titanic, you could

576
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: have said all these movies. But of course I should

577
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: have played Leonardo DiCaprio's part in Titanic. I mean, but

578
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: that goes without that, Like you asking me that, it's

579
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: kind of too obvious. I got you cult Dock and Chill.

580
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: You of course came up with the moniker murder dock

581
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 1: and chill. Um. I came up with the ever so

582
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: clever cult Dock and Chill. And there's another one. I

583
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 1: wish there could be more. These cult documentaries about these

584
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: these cult leaders are the best. There's so many of

585
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: them out there. But are you talking about the deep end?

586
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: The deep end? Oh? You turned me onto that and

587
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: it blew my mind. There's only four episodes of it.

588
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: I wish there were more. Do you want to kind

589
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: of run on what it is? What platform? What one

590
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: of the seven hundred forty three streaming plant Is it Hulu?

591
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: It's Hulu? It says free form, but it's it's Hulu.

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00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: And it's um. It's about this controversial spiritual healer named

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Speaker 1: Teal Swan who kind of looks like Megan Fox. She's

594
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: got those crazy eyes. And why is she so controversial

595
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: with her with her followers and her teachings. The thing

596
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 1: that's controversial, she's a healer. She you know, helps people

597
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:36,839
Speaker 1: find their true selves, their best selves. And the thing

598
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: that is really controversial is because she deals with a

599
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:45,799
Speaker 1: lot of people with obviously mental illness issues, and a

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00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: lot of them that come to her are on the

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00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: they're in a crisis. And the thing that that people

602
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: amongst other things, because there's when you when you start

603
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: running a cult, it's just what once it becomes a cult,

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00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 1: there's just so many things go wrong. The secrecy, the privacy,

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00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: the weirdness, the sort of um closing off other people

606
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: and yourselves to the world. Uh, the money, and you

607
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,720
Speaker 1: know you're helping people, but you're charging people all that stuff.

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00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,280
Speaker 1: But her specific thing is a lot of these young people,

609
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: these isolated people, the suffering people, and obviously it's legitimate. Um,

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00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: you know, we'll get to the point where they're talking

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00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: to her about suicide and she's not a suicide prevention person.

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00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 1: And the way she articulates, in my opinion, her feelings,

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00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: her thoughts about suicide, it's dangerous. And you know, when

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Speaker 1: you when you know she has this place that she

615
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: runs weary in New Mexico. They're always in New Mexico

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00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: or Phoenix. It's always looks like a commune. It looks

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00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: like it's always got a calm you and vibe. There's

618
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,760
Speaker 1: always it always feels like a commune. It always feels

619
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: like everybody's fucking everybody. The person who runs the cult,

620
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: they're always charismatic. Everybody's at their beck and call. Uh.

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00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 1: Some people there, you know, work for free. Some people

622
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: like just totally abandoned their lives to work for Teal Swan.

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00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: Like you said, she's very attractive, she's had terror. She

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00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 1: you know, you know, the one thing about a lot

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00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: of these cult people and uh, she probably resents us

626
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 1: calling her cult person. And what's the name of the

627
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 1: show again, it's called The Deep End. You know, they

628
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Speaker 1: never like to be considered a cult, but it's clearly

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Speaker 1: a cult. It always seems like a commune. It always

630
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: seems like there's this sexual undertone. It always seems like

631
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: the underlinks or the people underneath her, they always seem

632
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Speaker 1: like that, you know, like they'll do anything for them.

633
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Speaker 1: And uh, like you said, there's always this sexual vibe.

634
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Speaker 1: But the thing that amongst all the generic things, it's

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Speaker 1: the suicide stuff. Yeah, because she'll tell you, like if

636
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: if you're suicidal or something, She'll be like, you know,

637
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 1: if you want to end your life, like end it,

638
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: Like doesn't she kind of do? She does? She like that.

639
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 1: And she also she has like a list. There's an

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Speaker 1: episode where she has a list called non negotiables. If

641
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 1: you're in her world or whatever, you're working with her,

642
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,280
Speaker 1: and it's like she doesn't want these women who are

643
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: who are following her to have children. She did. If

644
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: you're working for her and you're working at the community,

645
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: one of the non negotiable part of her contract is

646
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:36,280
Speaker 1: not to have children, right because if you have children,

647
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: and even if you're in a relationship with a man

648
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: or a woman, you can't focus on serving her and

649
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 1: serving the cult. Listen, it's a really fucking wacky you

650
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: guys should definitely watch it. I blew through it in

651
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:55,319
Speaker 1: the night. But she um, I mean, she's attractive, like

652
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. She's batshit crazy, and she's actually

653
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: on her Instagram because I want need to know what

654
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 1: she thought about everything about the documentary, and she talked

655
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,359
Speaker 1: about how this camera crew in production followed her for

656
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 1: three years and she thought that they had her best

657
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 1: interest in mind and all this stuff, but clearly the

658
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: directors and everyone else thought that she was just as

659
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 1: batshit crazy as we all did. But she's going up

660
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 1: and she's she's getting on Instagram being like, you know,

661
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: the editors, they they added spooky music to the background.

662
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: She she is spooky, and she has a hashtag that

663
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: she wants to release called the hashtag release the Footage,

664
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 1: where she wants the directors to release three years worth

665
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 1: of footage. She's saying that it was all edited and

666
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 1: it's not really her. It's sweetheart, it's sucking her. She's crazy,

667
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:45,879
Speaker 1: she's nuts, and the fact that she thinks anybody has

668
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 1: the time or energy to watch three years of footage

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00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: to sort of piece together their own version of the

670
00:38:54,800 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: story is insane. Listen, Tiel Swan, you created a good business. Listen,

671
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 1: it ain't easy being a cult leader. You know that

672
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: what I was talking about the money and and you know,

673
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,959
Speaker 1: but like any business, Listen, you think Starbucks was easy

674
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: at the beginning, you think, you know, Nike, there's years

675
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,919
Speaker 1: of struggling. I always get upset when like these cult

676
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: leaders are like, you know, it's so hard running. You're

677
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 1: running a fucking business. But you're essentially just like the

678
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: Iron Rapport Stereo podcast, which is a service industry. You're

679
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:28,399
Speaker 1: in the service business. But the ego and this sort

680
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 1: of like the God complex, the Jesus complex that these

681
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: people get. They think that everybody should just give them everything,

682
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: give them their money, come to the symposiums, come to

683
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:42,680
Speaker 1: these weird tantric yoga things. Um. This one woman she

684
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: did like a drowning technique, because remember she was like drowning,

685
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 1: like waterboarding, this fucking woman. A lot of those people

686
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: have gone and given their testimonials about the documentary, and

687
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: have you seen whatever. I've seen a few like I've

688
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 1: seen this Asian girl talking. Um. But I mean Teal

689
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 1: Swan is just she's nuts, man. I actually saw some

690
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: of her videos before that documentary even got released, like

691
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 1: you know, for myself and all that kind of stuff.

692
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: I would totally ask her out to go to dinner.

693
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: I would love to pick her brain. I See. That's

694
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: the thing. I like, I kind of like crazy, I'm

695
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 1: watching this woman and I'm like, I'm kind of into that,

696
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: like the allure of it. I don't know, you know,

697
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: maybe I'm interested in cult leaders, Like you want to

698
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:34,760
Speaker 1: shoot your shot right now, Teal Swan. If if you're listening,

699
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: eyes of the first thing that I notice, and she's

700
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: got those piercing blue eyes, gorgeous dark hair. I'm not

701
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: I'm not a huge blonde guy. I love Brunette's like

702
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:50,280
Speaker 1: dark hair, piercing blue eyes. That is my exact type.

703
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 1: She's a little cookie, but that makes it all that

704
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: much more fun in a relationship. Absolutely. But if if

705
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: she wanted of just like go on like a Tinder

706
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,360
Speaker 1: date where it's just maybe one date or two dates,

707
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: I'm open to that too. I think she's great. Um,

708
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 1: she could use somebody like you because she seems a

709
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 1: little heavy hand like, I'm not sure when the last

710
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: time she's had a good laugh or a good lady maybe.

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00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 1: I mean, she doesn't look like she's been laid in

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00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: a long time. I mean, she's very wound up. If

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00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: someone challenges her, she is very combative. She said that

714
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: she kind of, you know, wants to be like the Pope.

715
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 1: She wants to be as big as the Pope. I mean,

716
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: she talked about egos and how fucking insane that is.

717
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 1: She wants to be as big as the pope or

718
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 1: did she say the Pope or the dolli Lama. She

719
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: said she's bringing in the dolli Lama And someone said,

720
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: you know, who do you look up to? Like? Remember

721
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: she she's just If you haven't seen it, watch it.

722
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: It's a good time. It's four episodes. It zips by,

723
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: and you know, it always starts off you're thinking it's

724
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 1: it's one way, and then when they start re um

725
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: revealing themselves, it goes a totally different way. And it's

726
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 1: a good time. It is a good time. It's great

727
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: And the guy who directed it is also the cinematographer,

728
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 1: the DP. And that was the one thing I noticed

729
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: that the shots were so like they're so intimated. It

730
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: looks like there's just so much coverage, like the director

731
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: had so many different angles on these people, and it's

732
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 1: really really good. But I would totally send her a

733
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: d M. I would love to take her out. I mean,

734
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: you could DM or we could just chop this up

735
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,919
Speaker 1: and put that because it's like, you know, Eric and Jane,

736
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: you don't want to give me the shot. And that's fine.

737
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 1: I understand. She said, she said, you have any other

738
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: friends besides Dean? Okay, Well, you know what, maybe she'd

739
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: be interested in my grandfather. You know, I know she

740
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: likes older men, and maybe she's just not interested in young,

741
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:44,240
Speaker 1: good looking, thirty two year old guys who are active,

742
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: uh in their lifestyle. I'm my fitness game is up.

743
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 1: I'm making smoothies every day. It's I I get it.

744
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 1: You're into the drama in the Real Housewives and the

745
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 1: older men. I'm gonna take my business to Teel Swan.

746
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: I think that she would appreciate me, and I think

747
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 1: that she would give me a shot. Um. I think

748
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 1: we'd look good together to be that would be awesome.

749
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 1: You're you're super pale, she's super pale. Your blonde hair

750
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,439
Speaker 1: versus her dark hair. I mean that would be you guys,

751
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 1: to be a power couple. I think so, but I

752
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: you know, that's just one can dream. So all right,

753
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: well listen, I don't know what more we really need

754
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 1: to I'm going to a Florida uh this weekend on

755
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 1: a family trip for three days. I'm a little bit

756
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: nervous about flying, but I'm going to Jacksonville, Florida, where

757
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 1: I've never been, just for three days family. My father

758
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: turned eighty nine yesterday, Disco Dave turned eighty nine years old.

759
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: Eight eighty nine years old. Crazy? Um? And uh what else?

760
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: What else we got here? Shooter, I'm just happy that

761
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 1: this was like the first official episode that I could

762
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: be the co host of the week of something. However,

763
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: of what, we'll get it, we'll get it together. We'll

764
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: get it. You'll figure out the title and then just

765
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 1: send it to me and then I'll just lock it

766
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: in how I can say it. Um, But yeah, I

767
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 1: was such an honor being here with you, and um,

768
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 1: I'm just looking forward to many more weeks ahead, and

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00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna work on my uh punctuality and uh and

770
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: when I say I'm gonna be somewhere I'm gonna be there,

771
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 1: And when's the next comedy show when I know that

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Speaker 1: you're going through health stuff? But Milwaukee, Milwaukee and sixteenth

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Speaker 1: performing at the Improv of Milwaukee, and then after that

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Speaker 1: I'm in Oklahoma City. All tickets, all information is available

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Speaker 1: real nice. Take us out of here with something real proper,

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Speaker 1: but most importantly, take us out of here with something real,

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