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Speaker 1: Stupid Internet question. It's the question where we ask you

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Speaker 1: and what is today's stupid Internet questions? Maloney? I'm going

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Speaker 1: to tell you because I'm mister birthday boy, Tommy Beloney,

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Speaker 1: Call us up eighty eight three four three one six one,

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Speaker 1: question is what is the funniest joke that you know?

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Speaker 1: What is the funniest joke that you know? Call us

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Speaker 1: text in four one oh six one. Hey Jenny, what's

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Speaker 1: the funniest joke that you know? Okay, so a janitor

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Speaker 1: What is yellyell of supplies? God? Thank you for that. That.

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Speaker 1: I was way funnier than I thought it was going

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Speaker 1: very much. Questions and we're asking you what is the

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Speaker 1: funniest joke you know. So this is totally makes I'm

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Speaker 1: a torus. What kind of exercise do lazy people do? What?

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Speaker 1: Deadle squad? I love that love That would actually crack

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Speaker 1: me up if I walked into the liter room or something.

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Speaker 1: You're laying on the couch and I was like, what

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Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm just doing my deadly squads? Hey, Deborah, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's the funniest joke that you know? Hello? Yes, Hello, Hello, Hella, Hello, Debra? Hello, yes, hello?

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Speaker 1: What time Debbie on the telephone? Is the sun out

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Speaker 1: what's the funniest joke that you know? So? Why do

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Speaker 1: can't even love that? I like that one. Never call

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Speaker 1: us up. Eighty eight three three six one, tex stand

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Speaker 1: to four one oh six one. I'm Tony Belani. This

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Speaker 1: is stupid Internet questions and Sierra, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hi guys, Oh my gosh, I love you guys. By

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Speaker 1: the way, I watched I've been listening to you guys

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Speaker 1: all right, So Sia, what's your funny joke? What's the

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Speaker 1: Toilet paper? Bull crap? Some things I can't see. You're

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Speaker 1: is not only funny but very truthful. It's up with

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Speaker 1: the jewel show? Who's this? Sheldon? Sheldon? What's up dude?

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Speaker 1: What is the funniest joke? You know? All right? It's

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Speaker 1: a total bit of a story about okay, um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right. So there's a guy with no arm. I mean,

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Speaker 1: me be with the bell ringer, And the priest says,

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Speaker 1: So he's up there and the guy's ringing the bell,

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Speaker 1: But then a gust of wind comes it blows them

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Speaker 1: It's stupid Internet questions and we're asking the question, what

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Speaker 1: is the funniest joke? You know? You know it's worst

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Speaker 1: away from that? Alice? Alice, Hey, it was my daughter's jokes.

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Speaker 1: I was using her, all right, Alice? Yeah, so what

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Speaker 1: pile of kittens? What out? That was a very cuddly joke.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for show. Thank you very much. That was

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Speaker 1: another exciting round of stupid Internet questions. Joona's same time

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Speaker 1: tomorrow when we ask you the question that everybody's debating

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Speaker 1: on the dot coms, and we'll see you later. Remember,

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Speaker 1: and that that day is I'm at Christian Gray Snow

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone Frank,

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Speaker 1: Heyday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, Brent, this is

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Speaker 1: Tommy's friend. As Tommy should have told you about me.

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Speaker 1: I just called let you know it's been collected. Thank

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Speaker 1: the end of the season. What do you mean it's

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Speaker 1: not sure who you are or I work. My name

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Speaker 1: is Ax and I work for Tommy. Okay, thank you

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Speaker 1: for clearing that part up. Well, what I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: You don't know who Tommy is? No, I don't know

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Speaker 1: a Tommy. Yeah, you wouldn't actually know him. How do

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Speaker 1: I'm really like juggling here. I don't know when your

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Speaker 1: around can hear us? No? No, I've checked for bugs.

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Speaker 1: What left the room? Okay? My name is Axe. I

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Speaker 1: worked for Tommy. Tommy is the bookie that runs the

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Speaker 1: so I'm not really sure. Well, whoever at your office

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Speaker 1: We take your car as collateral. You get it back

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Speaker 1: at the end of the season if you pay up.

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Speaker 1: They should have told you this. I just get I

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Speaker 1: Step what you took my car? Yeah, that's what I've

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Speaker 1: I'm I guess you should have thought about that before

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Speaker 1: Tommy runs the league. I don't know, lady. I just

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Speaker 1: picked up the car. That's all I do. Tommy tells

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Speaker 1: I've never done anything like this before. Can I please

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean you'll do that. You'll do that.

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Speaker 1: That's not how it works. You can't just drop out

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Speaker 1: once you join me, all right, listen, Okay, if you

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Speaker 1: I won't speak to anyone. I won't call the car,

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Speaker 1: I won't report anything. I just really need my car back.

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Speaker 1: So I promise, I promise, like whatever I need to do,

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Speaker 1: be fun to sign up, This would be a good activity.

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Speaker 1: my head. He's been giving me crop about joining a

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Speaker 1: so we moved it around the block. Your car's fine.

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Speaker 1: hey baby, shut up, the baby's crying, scientists have figured

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Speaker 1: turns her cheeks, so he ends up kissing her on

421
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,760
Speaker 1: the cheek and she treats him more like a brother

422
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:58,080
Speaker 1: than a boyfriend. And Mason, you're not her brother, correct? Absolutely?

423
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 1: Have you put like sent in your DNA before it?

424
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:05,480
Speaker 1: Do you know? Some wild things come up? Yeah, maybe

425
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,159
Speaker 1: that happened. She got a DNA test back and she's like,

426
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:11,600
Speaker 1: oh no, But she's been very, very distant and cold

427
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,359
Speaker 1: and just different with Mason. So he thinks that something

428
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,440
Speaker 1: might have happened over the summer, and maybe she's cheated

429
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,960
Speaker 1: on him more been cheating on him. So we're about

430
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,919
Speaker 1: to call her from the bookstore and offer her a

431
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,000
Speaker 1: gift card to one of Mason's favorite restaurants, and we'll

432
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,159
Speaker 1: see if she sends that gift card to Mason or

433
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,800
Speaker 1: if she sends it to somebody else. You're ready to go, Mason, Absolutely?

434
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:37,480
Speaker 1: All right? Cool, here we go. Hello, Hey, this is

435
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 1: Jordan calling from bookstore. Is this Aida? Is okay? Great?

436
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 1: Did I call you? Aida? I'm sorry about that. Ida.

437
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,639
Speaker 1: Who did you say you're from. I'm calling from the

438
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 1: bookstore and I'm just calling to say congratulations, congratulations on

439
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,960
Speaker 1: what well. I don't know if you saw the posts

440
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 1: up when you walk in the bookstore, but we're doing

441
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 1: a giveaway and the winner, oh so, like everybody everybody

442
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:06,360
Speaker 1: who registered to get books and got their books this semester,

443
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,960
Speaker 1: just by getting books, you entered the contest, and we

444
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 1: just start choosing a couple random students to win a

445
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 1: free gift card for dinner because we know, hey, we

446
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 1: know how it is to be a starving student. You know,

447
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,439
Speaker 1: you get one hundred dollars in gift cards to you

448
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,960
Speaker 1: get fifty and then you can send the fifty dollars

449
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,639
Speaker 1: gift card to somebody else you know, so you just

450
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 1: it's a friend or whatever. You guys can still go together.

451
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, so congratulations, thank you all. So am

452
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 1: I do I need to come down somewhere and like

453
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 1: pick this up? No? Oh no, email, we could just

454
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 1: well we could email it. Yeah. Part of the idea though, is,

455
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 1: you know, getting people out in public and with each

456
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 1: other and connecting with the community and our friends. So

457
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,640
Speaker 1: one of the things I want to do is when

458
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 1: we were offering to send that gift card to somebody

459
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,920
Speaker 1: sort of as a gift, right just for free? Um,

460
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,240
Speaker 1: so deliver it to them? Really? Oh oh right? Is

461
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,640
Speaker 1: that cool? If you know who you want to send

462
00:22:58,680 --> 00:22:59,920
Speaker 1: it to, like, we can call you back, or you

463
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 1: can respond to our email with the person, or I

464
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 1: can take the info right now. Um. Can it be

465
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,920
Speaker 1: like anyone? Yeah? Anybody? And if you want to put

466
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,399
Speaker 1: like a little note in a card, we can do that.

467
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Um, can you send it to my friend Brianna? Um?

468
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 1: And can you put on the card never stop to

469
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 1: smell the roses who love you, Betty. It's a silly

470
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 1: inside joke that we have kids. So yeah, okay, and

471
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 1: so you said, Brianna, okay, cool, And um you know what,

472
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 1: I could give you a third one if you have,

473
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 1: like anybody else who want to send it to? Oh really,

474
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:42,200
Speaker 1: because one hund is like, oh that's a lot. Yeah

475
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:44,359
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but why not? You know, like,

476
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 1: I'm we have a bunch of these to give away,

477
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,920
Speaker 1: and you seem really cool. So I just figured I'll

478
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 1: offer you another one if you've got a boyfriend or

479
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,119
Speaker 1: something like that. You can send it to for dinner

480
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: for you guys, or I mean, I'll give you two

481
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 1: more if you've got a boyfriend in a side piece.

482
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 1: I'm just yeah, actually, if you could send one to

483
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:09,160
Speaker 1: my boyfriend Masons. Okay, yeah, it's his favorite restaurant. Don't

484
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,160
Speaker 1: know why I didn't think of him first, Okay, all right?

485
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 1: And then um so Brianna and then Mason, and then

486
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: now I don't have anywhere else to go but to

487
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,640
Speaker 1: let you know that, Hey, this is not actually the bookstore.

488
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.

489
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 1: My name is Jewil, and I'm Alex and I'm Christian Grace.

490
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 1: Now and your boyfriend, Mason is actually on the phone,

491
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 1: because this is War of the Roses to Catch a

492
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 1: Cheater segment where we're trying to catch people cheating. And

493
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 1: your boyfriend thought you might be cheating, but I didn't

494
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 1: get a name out of you from somebody else. So

495
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 1: now I'm just gonna shut up and see if Mason

496
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 1: is still there. Mason, I babe, Hey, you think I'm

497
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 1: cheating on you. You called a radio station and had

498
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 1: them pretend to give me gift cards. Yeah, well the

499
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,360
Speaker 1: gift cards was our idea, that wasn't I don't blame

500
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 1: him for that. Yeah, not that part. Yeah, I mean

501
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out what was going on.

502
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 1: You've been weird ever since you got back from summer.

503
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, so like full disclosure, I mean I

504
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 1: have been sleeping with other people, but it's never sure twice.

505
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 1: You know what, what did you say, you're sleeping with

506
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 1: other people? That was way too nonchalant. Yeah, I mean,

507
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: so technically I've been cheating. I mean, I've been sleeping

508
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 1: with other people, but it's like, what's never been the

509
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: same person twice? When did this wall start? I mean,

510
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 1: it's it's been happening for a little her year. Now

511
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 1: wait a year. Yeah, but it's like there's like no

512
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 1: emotional connection a year. Are you kidding me? It's just like,

513
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 1: you know, there's just people I like me. I feel

514
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 1: like you think, like you feel like this is okay. Yeah,

515
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 1: Like it just seems like you don't really care. I mean,

516
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,400
Speaker 1: we're we're we're like we're young, and like I want

517
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 1: to be free. It's like connection with these people. So

518
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 1: that doesn't even make sense. Do you understand that, like

519
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,640
Speaker 1: your other people's emotions that are involved in this, So

520
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: you're going to throw away to your relationship for random

521
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 1: freaking people sex? Is that what I'm hearing here? I mean,

522
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: I'm not trying. I don't want to throw away our relationship.

523
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 1: I really love you, throw it away. I mean obviously

524
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: I want to be with you. Okay. I sent the

525
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: gift cards to you and my best friend, Like I

526
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: don't even remember those guys names, Like everybody, Like she

527
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 1: literally got away with it. So bizarre. You don't seem

528
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 1: to care at all that your boyfriend, who you claim

529
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 1: that you love, is not cool that you've been sleeping

530
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 1: with other people for a year and he had no idea. Well,

531
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: I just I mean, I know that its up, and

532
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: I knew that he wouldn't be like on board with it.

533
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: Just asked him, you know, to have relationship anyway? Ye

534
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 1: see what I mean? You don't get it. You don't

535
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,959
Speaker 1: get it. You don't understand why you wanted to break up.

536
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,159
Speaker 1: Just freaking say it. Don't string me along for you

537
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 1: and give me the want to break up. Oh god,

538
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: all right, are you kidding me? There's absolutely no chance

539
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 1: in hell it's gonna keep going. I'm kind of get

540
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 1: myself right now. You can tell your roommate leave it out.

541
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm gonna come get it. Yeah. Good.

542
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: If they get it finished, we're done. I don't want

543
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 1: you surefully come up to you. Guys, what did you expect?

544
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: I gotta go, Mason. I'm going to call you so

545
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: we can talk about this privately. Please please answer like

546
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: I can't lose you. Okay, answer no, absolutely not answer.

547
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: She hung up, so she's probably about to call you, Mason, dude,

548
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: I have no idea her mentality. How sorry that that happened, bro, Like,

549
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 1: trust me, most people would agree that it's not okay

550
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: to cheat on somebody just because you feel like you

551
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 1: want to and they should just be okay with that. Yeah.

552
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: Good for you though, for using your intuition. Yeah yeah,

553
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,360
Speaker 1: I wish I would use my intuition about two years

554
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 1: ago at this point. Matter, well, I live and learn, man,

555
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:05,120
Speaker 1: It'll be better. Thanks you. The Jewils Show on demand

556
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: Jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up? You texted

557
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: in at four one o six one saying that you

558
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret and this is the Jewil Show.

559
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 1: Hopefully you're the person that texted us with a dirty

560
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: little secret because we want to know what it is now.

561
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't know. You guys are gonna get

562
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 1: me back? Yeah, what's up? Hey, what's up? Guys? Yeah? Right,

563
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: how much? What's up with you? We're super excited that

564
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: was man? Why is that because we're gonna hear your

565
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Yeah? Oh that's cool? All right? What

566
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: is it? So? At my job? My co worker and

567
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: I if either of us are running late, we clock

568
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: in for each other. You love that. Be careful with that.

569
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: That is how I got fired from this company the

570
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: first time I got fired from it. Okay, just be

571
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 1: careful with it, is all I'm saying. Because you all

572
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: got fired for a time time card fraud. Yeah. Yeah,

573
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: they don't like it. They consider it stealing money. I'm

574
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: gonna tell one of my friends dirty little secret. This

575
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: is a friend's dirty little secret. Okay, Okay, it's a

576
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: friends not my dirty secret. Okay. I would hurt my friend,

577
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: So you're a friend, friend because I was the only

578
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: one who hurt your friend. Your friend, you're not doing

579
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: a good job at telling your friends. My friend would

580
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: be the only one at this place in the morning,

581
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: and then she would go drop off her daughter a

582
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: daycare and then go back, so she would talk in

583
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: first and then drop her daughter off. That's crazy, I mean. Yeah.

584
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: And my friend he figured out the password to the

585
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: actual time card system and we'll go in and adjust

586
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: his own hours for other people. Yeah, and my friend. Yeah.

587
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: And then my friend ended up getting fired and blackballed

588
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: from all of radio in Los Angeles Clay Channel Communications

589
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: at the time, and then moved to a different place

590
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: to start a different show. What a weird guy. Wow.

591
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: I would never do something like that. The worst I

592
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: ever did was in college and we had to do

593
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: it sign in attended sheet and my friends and I

594
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: would take turns going to class and signing each other.

595
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: So you go once a week, ago once a week,

596
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: but we both get full attend. All right, So back

597
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: to you in your dirty little secret. Sorry about that

598
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: we got his tractor. I just wanted you to know

599
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: to be careful. We don't do the two often. But

600
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: it's just like, yeah, we're pretty careful about it. We

601
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: wouldn't work for this place for a few years now,

602
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: but we got going on to each other. I still

603
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: remember that meeting when I got fired. There was four

604
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: of us involved, but I was the newest guy and

605
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: so one of them. I should have never done this,

606
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: by the way, I never do this. Never do this, okay,

607
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 1: especially if your livelihod is on the line. Don't take

608
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 1: the fall for someone else because they gave you the job. Right,

609
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: My real close friend wasn't the one that actually took

610
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: the password. It was one of the people that was

611
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 1: like my boss boss, right, and he had a family

612
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: and kids and everything else that I was new, and

613
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll just say I did it, and

614
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: then so I so I basically I was also doing

615
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: the other thing too, so I should have been fired anyway.

616
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, wait, so you didn't do it?

617
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 1: I did. You did do it? I did, but I'm

618
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: not the main one that they wanted to catch, right, Yeah,

619
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 1: I took the fall because I just s yeah. And

620
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: so the meeting to get fired for that was hilarious

621
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 1: because I walked in and I sat down and then

622
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: the you know, because they had talked to there was

623
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: like four of us, and then the guy just was

624
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: sitting there and he's like, well, it's not good for you,

625
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, I figured to see you later,

626
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: and he's like yep, I'm like all right. On demand