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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. Another Jews on

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Speaker 1: the twenties me, I'm moving. Hello, Hey, there's this Jackson's mommy.

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Speaker 1: Yes it is. Who's this? Name's Bruce wings Fur, but

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Speaker 1: all the kids call me mister Bruce. I'm your son,

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Speaker 1: Jackson's health teacher. Oh. Yes, he was telling me about you.

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Speaker 1: How are you? I am not too bad. Listen Calliday

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Speaker 1: because we are about to start some new curriculum and

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Speaker 1: I need to get Madre's and Padre's approval on some

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Speaker 1: things before we do. So can I spit at you

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Speaker 1: for a moment? I'm sorry, what did you say? I said?

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Speaker 1: Do you mind if I spit at you for a second? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Like the ideas that? Yeah, that's one of the words

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Speaker 1: that I learned from the kiddos. So I got some

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Speaker 1: persons I want to spit towards you away. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: they say that. I know I can't keep up with

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Speaker 1: everything they say. Yeah, they're tough to keep up with.

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Speaker 1: But I got a lot of energy, so that's good. Yes, um, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right. So I want to be laying down quite

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Speaker 1: a bit of info here, So if you could also

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Speaker 1: run it by the padre, i'd appreciate it. Actually, I'm

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Speaker 1: a single parent, so no need for that. Okay, single mummy,

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Speaker 1: I like it. Strong woman alert, strong woman alert, beep

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Speaker 1: beep a ruga even what just a strong woman alert

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Speaker 1: sounds I was making with my mouth. No I heard that.

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Speaker 1: I just thought that was a little inappropriate. Ohoh, chill

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Speaker 1: acts a little bit, just messing with your mommy. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So if I can go over call me, you can

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Speaker 1: call me by my last name. Actually, you can call

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Speaker 1: me missus. Okay, I just won't call you late for supper.

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Speaker 1: How about that. Well you're okay, all right, So you

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Speaker 1: had a point, Yes, yes I did. Okay. The whole

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Speaker 1: reason I'm calling is because we are about to get

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Speaker 1: into the sensitive subject of sex education with the children,

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Speaker 1: and I want to prepare all the parents because I

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Speaker 1: know that the subject of sex can be kind of

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Speaker 1: a touchy thing, if you get my drift, be a

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Speaker 1: little touchy. Okay, that was that was a joke there,

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Speaker 1: I was making a joke. Yeah, well, I don't think

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Speaker 1: the teaching children about sex that is a joking matter.

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Speaker 1: Really Okay, all right, Well, just for your information, we

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Speaker 1: just had this conversation not very long ago, and so

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Speaker 1: I'm sure that everything that you're going to cover in

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Speaker 1: school is he's going to be fine with. He's a

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Speaker 1: mature kid. Well, that's good to know. And like I

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Speaker 1: was saying, first, we're going to start with the basics

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Speaker 1: before we move on to any of the harder stuff,

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Speaker 1: you know, the harder stuff. What are you talking about? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean like how to plan the perfect swingers party

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Speaker 1: and that kind of stuff, because I think that's completely

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Speaker 1: inappropriate for children. I can't imagine that that's a part

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Speaker 1: of your actual curriculum. I think I'm picking up what

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Speaker 1: you're putting down, all right, And I think you're thinking

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Speaker 1: my son anything about swinging. He doesn't know what swinging is,

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Speaker 1: you think, and I don't want him to know what

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Speaker 1: that is. That's totally inappropriate. And I'm assuming the subject

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Speaker 1: of water beds is off limits too. You're not going

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Speaker 1: to talk to my child or any of these children

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Speaker 1: about sex education and how it relates to water beds.

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Speaker 1: What are you some kind of pert. Hey, hey, pervert,

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Speaker 1: that's a strong word. Well that's what you are. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you're talking about a lot of freaky stuff when it

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Speaker 1: comes to teaching our children. Okay, I think I get

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Speaker 1: where you're coming from. Again, you want to be the

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Speaker 1: one to have the convertation about water beds with your son. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to have a conversation about water beds

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Speaker 1: with my child. Well, I think it's important for children

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Speaker 1: to know that water beds can actually do a lot

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Speaker 1: of the work for you if you roll with the tide.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know what, I'm gonna get you fired.

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Speaker 1: So that's no joking matter. You go ahead and getting

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Speaker 1: me fired because you just got me fired up. Seems

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Speaker 1: like Mama Bear is mad joke. But I am seriously

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Speaker 1: going to burn yours. I'm gonna get you fired. And

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Speaker 1: now we are talking. Mister Bruce kind of likes it

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Speaker 1: when you get a little angry. What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: Your job is on the line. You are going to

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Speaker 1: get fired. You're done teaching you here? Well it's a

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Speaker 1: good thing I'm not a teacher at all. Then can't

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Speaker 1: get fired from a job you don't have, am I right?

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Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about. Oh, this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you and your son Jackson set

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Speaker 1: you up? Well, are you serious? Yes? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Your son emailed me and said that

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Speaker 1: you guys had the talk the other day, so he

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Speaker 1: wanted me to freak you out. I'm gonna kill him,

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Speaker 1: but I am surprised you haven't had the waterbed talk

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Speaker 1: with him yet. Oh my god. That is not nice

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Speaker 1: to do. You don't do that to your mother. You're right,

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Speaker 1: Jackson's been a bad boy. Sounds like mama needs to

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Speaker 1: be consoled. Am I right? Weak up every morning with

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