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Speaker 1: there is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another spectacular, amazing,

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Speaker 1: incredible episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where

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Speaker 1: we dive deep, We go deep, we splunk into the

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Speaker 1: world of black conspiracy theories, and we agree, We collectively

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Speaker 1: know how the school is. I'm your host, Langston Kerman.

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Speaker 1: I'm here. I'm in my friend's house still because my

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Speaker 1: She's fantastic, she's hilarious. You know her from fucking Saturday

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Speaker 1: Night Live. It's the coolest show. She's the coolest lady.

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Speaker 1: She's hilarious. Give it up from my guests, Ms Eggo, Woda,

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Speaker 1: thank you for having me, and that is yes. The

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Speaker 1: crowd goes wild. Love it. I love it. What's going

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Speaker 1: I bring this? There are these roaches in my luggage

424
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 1: and so so she sees my face, but it's not

425
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 1: like again, I'm not angry with her, and she was like,

426
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, Like I'm kidding, She's like, but she wasn't

427
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 1: she It was a very weird moment because it wasn't

428
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 1: like that I'm telling a joke. She wasn't kidding. I

429
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 1: think she was worried about my response and that I

430
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:04,719
Speaker 1: was about to get mad or something. You know what

431
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 1: that is that' said Nelly. Uh unless you're gonna do it? Yes, yes, yes,

432
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,879
Speaker 1: take them close. You know I'm trying to see you

433
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,760
Speaker 1: make it unless you ain't cool with that, and then

434
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,679
Speaker 1: I'll chill. But it's your gas lighting me. You're playing

435
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:21,880
Speaker 1: a game where you pretend like you're worried about my feelings. Yes,

436
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: it was that. It was exactly that because she wasn't joking,

437
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 1: so then maintenance guy comes. He comes and he's like,

438
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,399
Speaker 1: what's up. She's like, there's a roach and he was

439
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 1: like so killing and he tried to walk away. He

440
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 1: was like every day he's like whatever, New York, you know,

441
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 1: New York X, saying that what we what are we

442
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,399
Speaker 1: doing here? I was like, it's behind the thing, and

443
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, neither of us can move it.

444
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 1: So now she's in on it. I don't even ask

445
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,399
Speaker 1: her to be in on this. She's like, we can't

446
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:51,199
Speaker 1: move it. So he kills it with a towel. He

447
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 1: moves the thing. He's kind of piste off. He kills

448
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:55,400
Speaker 1: it with the towel. He's like, there has it. Takes

449
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,239
Speaker 1: the dead roach in the towel with him and I'm like,

450
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 1: what is happening? But I said all this, I'm looking

451
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,160
Speaker 1: for apartments in New York. I was like, I refuse,

452
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 1: I can't have it. But I have to tell you,

453
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: by the way, just real quick, what I did. I

454
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,120
Speaker 1: was really proud of myself because I had to stay

455
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 1: in this hotel for five more days. I I see

456
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 1: that bitch out. I was like, they don't like because

457
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 1: I like the temperature to be that kind of warm.

458
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 1: I'm not like, so I I see that shipped out.

459
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: I was like, I had it like the lowest the

460
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: a c after that day, the lowest temperature possible. It

461
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 1: felt like iglu in that bitch, and I was like,

462
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: never again. I was like, this will work. And every

463
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,640
Speaker 1: time a housekeeping would come in to clean, like when

464
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,199
Speaker 1: I was away at work, they would like turn the

465
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 1: temperature to like a normal temperature, like seventy two, and

466
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 1: I'd be like, no, you're sucking up the plant. If

467
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: I make it so cold in here that I might die,

468
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: the roaches too will die. So if it feels like

469
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:51,360
Speaker 1: I'm keeping pork shops hanging from the ceiling and here

470
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: I can't live here, they will want to be in here.

471
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: And so I was really proud of myself for that.

472
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 1: But when I went looking for an apartment, I had

473
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 1: this whole like ninth Flora, But it can't be an

474
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 1: old building because if it's an old building, that bitches

475
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 1: live in the walls Already they've they've they've settled down.

476
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna tell you right now, in my two

477
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: years in New York, I don't have I stayed in

478
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 1: the same apartment and I refused to move, even though

479
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 1: my neighborhood sucks because I don't want roaches. I haven't

480
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 1: had any roaches. But here's no roaches in two years

481
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: in New York City. But let me explain in New

482
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 1: York City. In Manhattan, they spray every single week in

483
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: my building like a preventative treatment, every single week in

484
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: the pandemic. I did call the front desk to be like, hey,

485
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: are you guys still spraying? I love I love the

486
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 1: idea that you found the one building that doesn't have roaches,

487
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 1: but it also gives you cancer because they're spying every week,

488
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,719
Speaker 1: just straight into your mouth. Yes, And I was willing.

489
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 1: My friends were like that can't be healthy for you guys,

490
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't care. Every Wednesday they

491
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: ship glows so, you know, radioactive. I'm like, what was

492
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: that Alex Mack. I'm like, Alex mack nicola. Yeah, because

493
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: she turned into like water right, like she'd be a puddle. Yeah.

494
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you a story about Alex Mack. I

495
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 1: got in trouble as a child because my cousin, who

496
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,400
Speaker 1: was like a year apart from me, were like sisters,

497
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 1: grew up like sisters. She used to throw up all

498
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: the time when we were younger, just like everything would

499
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 1: make her throw up, everything would make her throw up.

500
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, like honestly, like she threw up, she

501
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 1: threw up. We were watching Alex Mack. When Alex turns

502
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 1: into the puddle, but the puddle looks like a puddle

503
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 1: of ship, she throws up. I got in trouble, like

504
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 1: what did you do? I love? I love that her

505
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 1: superpower is throwing up and her one like Alex Mack

506
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 1: is her weakness. Yeah, I would. I got in trouble

507
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: like what did you do? What were you guys doing?

508
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know how to explain to

509
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,479
Speaker 1: these Nigerian adults that we were watching Alex Mack. I

510
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: was watching a white girl with a brimless hat turned

511
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 1: into a puddle and she started throwing up. I don't know,

512
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't do anything. So many times

513
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 1: I got in trouble as a child for just like

514
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 1: the disconnect of a Nigerian board parent and me being

515
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 1: an American board an American board child was like, I

516
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: don't know how to explain this teath. I can't explain

517
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: this to you, and you can't explain ants in my mouth.

518
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: So let's just so get the antswer in my mouth.

519
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,959
Speaker 1: I remember telling confronted my mom about that, though, like

520
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: I remember, like that's a lie. There were no ants

521
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: in my mouth last night. I would feel them if

522
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 1: they were running around my mouth. She left it alone,

523
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: and then I think I can't remember if I kept

524
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: brushing my teeth that night or if it was like

525
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 1: a rebellious like I'm not brushing my teeth that night

526
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: anymore after this, because y'all and like, I'm not, but

527
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: I do now, to be clear, I do now, in fact,

528
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: I brush You heard it her first, folks, Ego went

529
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: years without brushing her teeth, and we've learned more about that.

530
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: After our next break. We'll be back with more egg more,

531
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: my mama told me. And we are back. Yeah, we're

532
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 1: back here with more of my mama told me more

533
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: Eggo WoT them. We're still talking about those ants in

534
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 1: your teeth if you don't brush them, uh, crawling through

535
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: your mouth when you're sleeping. Uh. And so you were saying,

536
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: and this is very exciting for me that at a

537
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: certain point you were rebelling against the possibility of this

538
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: by not brushing your teeth that you became likes. Okay,

539
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 1: to be clear, anti Knight Brusher, anti Knight Brusher, we're

540
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: not spreading lives like, we're not saying lies. I know

541
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: this was that you weren't going to school with a

542
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: hot tongue. You were just saying in my dreams, I'm

543
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: not going to your hot, white, cakey tongue. Know I

544
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: was not. I was not. I just had to decide.

545
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I don't have to do this.

546
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: I don't have to be living in fear that if

547
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: I don't do this, there will be ants, there will

548
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: be bugs making home in my mouth. So yeah, I

549
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: went some period of time where I was like, I

550
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: don't have to do this. Plus these little ships are

551
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: going to fall out. I was brushing like teeth that

552
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: weren't gonna be ever on top of it, I don't.

553
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: These weren't your permanent So you're like, yeah, I had

554
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: to risk it. Who cares? These was carrot? For all

555
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: I care? Out of here in a matter of time,

556
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: burning hell, you shitty teeth. I'm gonna get new ones,

557
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: and your motherfucker's won't mean ship ship. I don't even

558
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: remember you, and I are you exactly, but you're not

559
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,479
Speaker 1: even really part of me, by the way, Like my

560
00:29:56,520 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: mom never told me again Nigerian mom, don't think we

561
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 1: did the tooth fairy thing. I don't. Yeah. So I

562
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: was also the kid at school who knew Santa wasn't real,

563
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: the tooth fairy don't exist. But so she never lied

564
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 1: to me about like the fun pleasant stuff in life.

565
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: It was that antswer we're going to crawl it by

566
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: about So I knew Santa wasn't real, and I knew

567
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: the tooth fairy didn't exist, but I didn't spoil that

568
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: for any of my friends. I don't know how where

569
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: with all, but she was like, the stuff you will

570
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: tell me is that there will be bugs in my

571
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: mouth should I not brush my teeth that night. And

572
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: that's kind of sucked up now that it is. But

573
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: it's great that you didn't become that person who goes

574
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: to school like some sort of like weird type of

575
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: woke where you're like, Santa Claus ain't real. You know

576
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: what is real? Ants send your teeth, they go in

577
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: there at night. If you don't brush, all right, let's

578
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 1: go play jump rope. It's like this is I don't

579
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: know how I knew to do that and not be

580
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: I guess what I'm trying to say is I've never

581
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: been a bit like I've been a bit you know

582
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 1: besides that moment, that and the room I've been cooling

583
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 1: my whole life is you know what that deserves. That

584
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: deserves a little celebration, bacon anyway, that's tight. Ego has

585
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: never been a bit. Y'all celebrate, celebrate the good things

586
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: in the world. Up, I can't fathom. I don't. I

587
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: don't like being controlled. So I don't know that sounds

588
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: like so rudimentary, Like who does I have such an

589
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: aversion to being told what to do and being manipulated.

590
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 1: It's like beyond I think what's normal. So I was like,

591
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: I'm not out here brushing my teeth at night. I'm

592
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: not gonna let the man dictate how I brush and

593
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: when I brush just because of ants potentially over crawling

594
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: over my mouth mouth. I'm straight, And so I did.

595
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: I do just want to be clear here because leg

596
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: since out here trying to spread lies. He falls, we

597
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: went on commercial break. He left it on a lie,

598
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: and we left on a lie. This is a podcast

599
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: about conspiracy theory. There's there's no lies. We just all

600
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: have alternative true that I put in the world. I

601
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: can't fathom. We're not going to be saying I didn't

602
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 1: brush my teeth for years, but I will say that

603
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: I did start brushing my teeth at night again when

604
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: I got braces when I was six to fourteen. When

605
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: I was fourteen, and I'll tell you why. No one

606
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 1: had to tell me. No one had to tell me

607
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: any fucking lies about it. What had happened was I

608
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: saw several friends who got bracest before I did, get

609
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 1: their joints taken off, and they all had white squares

610
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: in the middle of their teeth. They weren't taking care.

611
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,719
Speaker 1: They weren't taking care. And so when I got braces,

612
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 1: I began to care way more about my dental hygiene

613
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: than I ever had, because I was like, I can't

614
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: look like so and so out here. I'm not going

615
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: to yeare of it. So then I was like, we

616
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: funk with brushing our teeth at night, having ship multiple

617
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: times a day, Why not lost lost every day? I've

618
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: lost multiple times a day. So I just want to

619
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: defend my name and my character and what I stand

620
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: for as far as hygiene goes, because the lengthy was

621
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 1: out here trying to spread alternative truth. Listen, CNN tries

622
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: to refute Fox News every night. It don't work out here. Wow,

623
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: Let's dig into some of this research that I did.

624
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: I wanted to look up exactly where this comes from

625
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: and who claims to have experienced it, And fascinatingly enough,

626
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: there are a lot of people on the internet asking

627
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: the exact same question that a childhood ego was asking

628
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: about ants crawling in mouths. Specifically, this is where it

629
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: gets especially fascinating. They're less concerned with the possibility of

630
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: them just hanging out in the mouth, but there's a

631
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 1: ton of questions about ants crawling in their mouths to

632
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: get to their brain. That's like an ongoing theme in

633
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: all of these questions, So I'm gonna read off some

634
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: of them to you. The first question that pops up

635
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: on a website called Cora, which I think is just

636
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: a space where people can ask questions. I tated a

637
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: guy who was big on Cora and yet questions a

638
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: real nerd. Yeah, that's yes, that's exactly what it is.

639
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: Sorry that work out? How was that was that he

640
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: actually turned out to be full crazy and told me

641
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: had cancer when he didn't. But we can come back

642
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: and another child. Okay, So not a great resource for

643
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,240
Speaker 1: for healthy thinkers. And I think this question is probably

644
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,280
Speaker 1: a good example that the person asked, if I sleep

645
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 1: with a candy in my mouth, will ants get inside

646
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 1: the brain and feed on it? Seriously? Is it possible?

647
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,800
Speaker 1: Should I be careful? I'm presuming this is a child

648
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: because turning out on Cora children is a lot of

649
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: grown people. Like anybody who's listening go to court, it's

650
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 1: a lot of grown people. Oftentimes they're asking questions that

651
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't have a single friend in your

652
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: life to ask You couldn't just google this yourself. Yeah.

653
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: What I find wild about that question is that why

654
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: do you want to sleep with? Like? Why do you

655
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: want listen, you're talking to person with the sweet tooth

656
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,720
Speaker 1: right now, try to sleep with candy in my mouth?

657
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: Why does this person want to sleep with candy in mouth?

658
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: Why are they so curious if they can bait ants

659
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: into getting into their brain. Most of us are trying

660
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: to protect our skulls. Well, that that is his concern.

661
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: Is he is saying like, I don't want ants in

662
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: my skull. I don't want ants in my brain, but

663
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: I do want that candy in my mouth when I sleep,

664
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: and I don't know how to balance the two, which

665
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: is insane. I don't know why you want candy in

666
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: his mouth. And a lot of the people who responded

667
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: to him had the exact same concerns you did. They

668
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 1: were like, hey, man, please stop doing that. You could choke.

669
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: It's not healthy. And he was like, nah, funk that

670
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: the candy stays. What about these as? This is see

671
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: this is the Also this is a person who perhaps

672
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 1: my mom got it here. I mean, cor didn't exist

673
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: back then in the early nineties, But this is the

674
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 1: person who does not give a funk about his dental hygiene.

675
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: If we're just going to tie in the dental hygiene

676
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 1: aspect of because if you did, you certain you would

677
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: not be sleeping with candy in your mouth. So it's

678
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: something there is some sort of common thread here about

679
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 1: like aunts will funk with you if you had bad

680
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:12,280
Speaker 1: dental hygiene, That's what I'm gather. Like that actually brings

681
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: me to a really fascinating route of where a lot

682
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: of this comes from, because I, like you just assumed

683
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: that this was parents offering up stuff to scare kids, right,

684
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: like my mom. This is a great example my mom

685
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, whenever I did something wrong,

686
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: she would have one of her friends pretend to be

687
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: one of the Ninja Turtles on the phone. So like,

688
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 1: if I was like acting up in the house, she'd

689
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: be like, Hey, I'm gonna call down to Tello. I'm

690
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 1: gonna tell him you're being an asshole. And then I'd

691
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 1: be like, you can't. You don't know, Donna Tello, you

692
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: can't call him, And then she would literally like call

693
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: up her friend Furl, and then Furl would be on

694
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:51,439
Speaker 1: the phone like, hey, listen, it's me Donna Tello. Looks

695
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 1: like you can't be in Ninja Turtle no more. And

696
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: I no devastated, crying, And she did it to me

697
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: for years because yeah, that's why Pharaoh, why I was

698
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: Parrel So, But I don't want to derail this here,

699
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,359
Speaker 1: but I think why I was Farrell so willaid how

700
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 1: Farrel so? I think for I think, well, Farrel was

701
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 1: her best friend and she now Farrel is is she?

702
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 1: But my mom was a supportive friend in Farrel coming

703
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: out and sort of like discovering herself in the world.

704
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: And I think Farrel for that reason, was just down

705
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 1: for whatever my mom asked for. Ride will a child

706
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: for you? What's crazy that? I do? Think my mom

707
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: had a friend, Um, if I remember correctly, her friend

708
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 1: had also told me this live. I remember both of

709
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: them being like, yeah, it's true to me at one point.

710
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: So yeah, their parents friends be out here riding to

711
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: lie children, to terrorize children. Okay, So I thought it

712
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: was just that right, But it turns out that the

713
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: actual route of this comes from an article that was

714
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: published in eighteen seventy three. All the way back in

715
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: eighteen seventy three, this wreck putable at the time, very

716
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: reputable medical journal called The Clinic UH published this article

717
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 1: called the tooth Ant. The tooth Ant. It's published in

718
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: this reputable medical journal. But here's the caveat here's where

719
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: it gets crazy is they didn't do any science attached

720
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 1: to this. They just pulled this article from a New

721
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: Jersey newspaper that they found that some guy basically wrote

722
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: about himself and said like, Hey, this happened to me,

723
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: y'all should publish it. And then they did. And so

724
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: the tooth Ant, as it UH plainly, sort of sounds basically,

725
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: this dude claims that he goes to a doctor complaining

726
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,280
Speaker 1: about a toothache. They pull the tooth and it's rotten.

727
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: It's like a bad tooth. It's eighteen seventy three. You know,

728
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: either you had rotten teeth or you stole them from slaves,

729
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like pretty much that was

730
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,239
Speaker 1: the only option back then. But so he had he

731
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 1: had this rotten tooth. They send him home with his

732
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 1: rotten too and when he gets home, he's like, I

733
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: gotta know what was so bad about this tooth. I

734
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: gotta know why it was hurting me so bad it

735
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: made me want to cry. I need to know. And

736
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 1: so he cracks the tooth open, and the tooth opens,

737
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,439
Speaker 1: and an aunt crawls out and then runs for its

738
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 1: life towards off his kitchen table. Uh. And apparently this

739
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:25,280
Speaker 1: aunt had been living in his tooth the entire time. Okay,

740
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: this is crazy. We think this man is lying, right like,

741
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: because we do have to get on the same box

742
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 1: and Sanna need to get on the same page. We

743
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: think this man is lying. I do believe he's lying,

744
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,280
Speaker 1: but I'd love to hear why you think he's lying.

745
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, so it's living in his tooth the

746
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:47,919
Speaker 1: whole time. All right, I just want to unpack it, unless, sir,

747
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: you have a cavity, which maybe it does sound like

748
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: you did, because okay, at least that's why I'm rotting,

749
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: and it hurts so bad. So so the ant crawled

750
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: into the cavity, he never got it, so it rotted, right,

751
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: But the ant just stayed in that bitch for whatever

752
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: period of time from when the cavity formed to the

753
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: point where it rotted, to then it was removed from

754
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: your mouther had fallen out to you preserved it and

755
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: then like got curious. This is a stretch of time

756
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 1: we're talking about. So here's where it gets even more

757
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,399
Speaker 1: upsetting for you is that his claim is that there

758
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: was like a tiny hole in the tooth that he

759
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 1: found and that something had basically crawled in there and

760
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 1: then grown as it was inside of there, like nourishing

761
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 1: itself off of his like leftovers, And so he basically

762
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: had built a home in his tooth, not had like

763
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 1: crawled through the cavity, but like had just burrowed in.

764
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: And I don't know it's to cocoon like that. I mean,

765
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: I don't know it's personally either. But I mean, I'm

766
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 1: not only talk like I know these men, i'd be

767
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 1: talking to him, but like I don't know them to cocoon,

768
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: and I don't know them to like be parasitic in

769
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: that way. He's like sort of describing what feels like

770
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: a tape worm or something in a sense like instead

771
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: of it being in your intestines, it's in your tooth.

772
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 1: Like but just I just, I mean, Okay, if it

773
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: grew when you drank water, wouldn't it have washed down

774
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: It's presumably he drank some liquid at some point. Wouldn't

775
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: it get washed down into your throat. That's the part

776
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: that really confuses me, is like, Okay, all right, I'm

777
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 1: gonna follow you along the possibility that maybe this thing

778
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: burrowed into your tooth. I find I'll make that. I'm

779
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,280
Speaker 1: so sorry. It's just it's in my nature to listen

780
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: to these people and kind of agree. But even if

781
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 1: we follow that entire journey, why does it just stay

782
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: inside of the tooth? Why isn't it like how is

783
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: it eating? Because then you're just telling me it's eating

784
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 1: the root of your like nerve, you know what I mean, Like,

785
00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 1: what is it eating? That's sustaining it so much that

786
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: it's grown own to the point that it's causing pain.

787
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: That it's not pain, then a little aunt would be

788
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: causing pain. Remember, still, how big could it have grown? Right,

789
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 1: let's okay, we'll go on the walk. We'll go on

790
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: the walk with him. Welcome, welcome, welcome. No, no, unfortunately no,

791
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 1: But how big could it have grown? Most teeth are

792
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: I was, I mean, most people's teeth besides Steve Harvey's

793
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: are like roughly the same. Everybody's like roughly the same size.

794
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,399
Speaker 1: Let's say, like at best an inch or two if

795
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:37,839
Speaker 1: something's really gone awry with you. So how big did

796
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,399
Speaker 1: this ant grow? That? I again, that it would not

797
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: have gotten washed down with a liquid and that it's

798
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,479
Speaker 1: going to stay burrowed in your two to the point

799
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: that it is causing pain. And it's like, what is

800
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,439
Speaker 1: it eating? I don't know ants to like you're saying

801
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: it was eating the root of your tooth, your nerve endings.

802
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 1: It was it was like thriving on your nerve endings.

803
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: We don't have evidence of that one. Yeah, there's no

804
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: history of that in the ant's community. Yeah, at best,

805
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: this aunt is like a two inch ant Okay, two

806
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 1: inches in leng that's pretty big. That's that's a big

807
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: fucking ant. Yeah, that's right. Hold on, okay, so that's

808
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: the aunt is one because the two inch tooth is

809
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: a problem. I know, not even see so not even

810
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 1: not even they would be like, what's wrong with you? Man?

811
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: Come on, man, imagine Steve Harvey truly get shipped on

812
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 1: somebody else's teeth. He got some choppers on. You know,

813
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: you don't get to do this. You're not allowed. Steve,

814
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: so a one inch ant and it's just going to

815
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 1: and you never felt it. Let's also go to say that,

816
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: let's touch on that, because it's eating your nerve endings.

817
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: You're going to feel. The nerve endings exist to receive

818
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: signals um and you're going to feel that. You're gonna

819
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: feel that. You also feel if your nerve ending is

820
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 1: kind of cut off. So again, if it's eating the

821
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: nerve endings, I think you would have at some point

822
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 1: felt it eating those nerve endings aside them, you don't

823
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,919
Speaker 1: sense a living thing inside your mouth. That is let's

824
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 1: call it one inch. It got that's a big that's

825
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,359
Speaker 1: a big ant. We're giving him a lot of friend here,

826
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 1: you don't feel a one inch living thing in your

827
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 1: mouth for around time, just moving around, just moving around,

828
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: at least when it's eating. You've seen Aunt, little Hands.

829
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: We've seen the movie Ants, like how the little feet

830
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: their feet work together and get the mail up in there.

831
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: Like we've seen you know that anatomically correct movie Ants

832
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: with the little because side. We've seen Aunts, we've seen

833
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 1: them singing songs. But like, I just it's absurd. I

834
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: just it's absurd. I think this person was clearly lying.

835
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: But I think the danger that sort of existed was

836
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: this medical journal deciding that they were going to publish

837
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: it and make this potentially a story that parents could

838
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: then turn into something they weaponize against children. Uh and

839
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:07,479
Speaker 1: in particularly because in my research I looked up how

840
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: many times ants crawl into our mouths, and it turns

841
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: out that that's not a thing at all. That apparently

842
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: ants are pretty smart and they know that a thing,

843
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: a living thing breathing out carbon dioxide is probably a

844
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: threat and not something you want to crawl into and

845
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 1: burrow at night. You know what I mean. I mean,

846
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: you see how they organize. Ants are so organized, like

847
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 1: legitimately they go take food back to a queen or whatever.

848
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 1: And then like, when they're trying to transport a big thing,

849
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: they know how to organize and mobilize. Like that's a

850
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 1: smart that's a smart insect. And so I'm like, in

851
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: a sense, that journal, by posting that too, you know,

852
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: is calling aunt stupid and I didn't. They don't have

853
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,479
Speaker 1: to tell you. I just like, why are you calling

854
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: aunt stupid? We don't You're like, first of all, I

855
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,280
Speaker 1: don't like what they're saying, but I, more than an anything,

856
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: don't like them disrespecting ants. Ants are smart? And how

857
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: dare you? I want to be taken seriously here because

858
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: I don't even like ants, right, I don't hate them

859
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: like I hate. I don't like them, um one aunt whatever.

860
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: But if you see one, there's many others. When I

861
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 1: see a gang of them, then I start to get

862
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 1: deeply uncomfortable and uneasy. But that being said, I'll never

863
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: call them stupid, and so I do feel I'm like,

864
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: we can all agree ants are stupid, So that this

865
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 1: journal publish something that would be suggesting that ants are dumb,

866
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, that is irresponsible. That's irresponsible. You lost credit

867
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,919
Speaker 1: in egos book, and I think that means a lot

868
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:43,479
Speaker 1: for the clinic. And if I don't know that they're

869
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 1: still around, they existed in eighteen seventy three. But if

870
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 1: they do, fuck you the clinic, you're glad to us

871
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: the one the clinic, the clinic. Okay. This is this

872
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: is where the research got especially fascinating for me, though,

873
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 1: because I basically found out that ants don't crawl in

874
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: your mouths a night. That whole argument that people make

875
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:08,399
Speaker 1: about like you swallow so many spiders a year, it's

876
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: completely bullshit. We're not actually eating spiders. Spiders have no

877
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: interest in being swallowed, Like that's not a thing. Um.

878
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: But what I did find especially fascinating is that apparently

879
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 1: ants communicate through mouth and mouth contact. That like they

880
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:28,399
Speaker 1: do little like kisses with each other with like us,

881
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 1: they like low kisses, but that's how they like tell

882
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 1: each other, like, hey, don't go over there is some

883
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 1: wild ship over there. Oh we got some food. This

884
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: way they like through little mot canceled. If I just

885
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: want to say, I'm like, dang ants consent. I love that.

886
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 1: I love that the ants are just out here, like

887
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: it's like you didn't ask me, and you didn't need

888
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: to ask me you're trying to get me information all

889
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: on my mouth, Like, but okay, I'm sorry, I'm just

890
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: I'm thinking that so much. But okay. So the ants

891
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: communicate through mouth and mouth contact, and a part of

892
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 1: me and I don't know if you'll follow me down

893
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 1: this train, but I'm excited to see how you'll responding

894
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 1: the way. A part of me wonders if, in fact,

895
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: ants do go in our mouths, are they trying to

896
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: communicate something to us that we don't know? Are they

897
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: trying to tell us something? The ants? I mean, here's

898
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: an interesting thing is that the ants don't necessarily to

899
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 1: the extent that they have thrive without us the ecosystem

900
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: at play, so it does behove ants to try to

901
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: protect us in a sense, right, And so perhaps they

902
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 1: would be trying to communicate something to us as well.

903
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: If they were crawling in mouth, it would be like

904
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 1: they communicate by mouth to mouth. They can recognize our

905
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: mouths and they're like, you, look, we don't really eat

906
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: unless you buy these groceries. These grocers don't get made

907
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: if y'all don't exist. Really a dog, we're a little

908
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: lower on Captain crunch, and I'm gonna need you to, right,

909
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,959
Speaker 1: That's That's what I'm saying. Like, So, on one hand,

910
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 1: you wonder if like answer, like, I recognize that we

911
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,399
Speaker 1: need these people because otherwise we'd be eating grass, Like,

912
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: you know, we'd be eating grass and perhaps whatever vegetation

913
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: happens to grow naturally without any sort of human hand

914
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 1: in the in the matter. But then every non human

915
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,760
Speaker 1: organism would be trying to get those few tomatoes, every

916
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 1: non human organism would be trying to get those few pineapples.

917
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:45,919
Speaker 1: So we do we need each other? And so maybe

918
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, we want to communicate with you all

919
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,399
Speaker 1: like one office. Like, I think that's a real possibility.

920
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 1: The other thing that I was sort of battling with

921
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: is I've seen like this alien documentary, right, I was

922
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:00,399
Speaker 1: watching this alien documentary. I think it's called Unacknowledged. It's

923
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 1: on Netflix. It's insane, but it basically suggests that aliens

924
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 1: do exist. We've known about them for years and they

925
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,879
Speaker 1: won't tell us because the government blah blah blah blah blah.

926
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: But the thing that it's sort of positives is that

927
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:16,760
Speaker 1: aliens are not in fact coming to Earth to terrorize us.

928
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: Aliens are coming to Earth to teach us how to

929
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 1: be more like efficient and thus not kill each other.

930
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: That like, they're trying to stop the end of humanity,

931
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: And so a part of me wonders if these little

932
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: bitty ants are giving us these sweet little kisses in

933
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 1: our mouth at the possibility that, like, yo, this is

934
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 1: how you stop murdering the earth? Yes, is it? Yeah?

935
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,720
Speaker 1: This is how you work together. This is how you build.

936
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: That's how you work as a community. This is how

937
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,359
Speaker 1: you you know, we we have a leader too, we

938
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 1: know what that's like. There's a chance there's a chance

939
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 1: I am concerned about the alien thing only in that Like,

940
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: if aliens main thing is to try to teach us

941
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: how to be more efficient, I'm like, I think our

942
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: problem is not necessary our desire for efficiency or are

943
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: figuring out how to be efficient? It's maybe is I

944
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 1: think like capitalism? Right? So there coming to like capitalism

945
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,800
Speaker 1: it then I go like, okay, I will like to

946
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 1: vide that they are just. But then of course that

947
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: documentary you would watch would be deemed propaganda, and so

948
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: you know it's a big web. Well, I have to

949
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: assume the aliens don't give a funk about our money,

950
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: you know what, I mean, they're not coming down like, hey,

951
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: this is how you make your planet more carbon neutral,

952
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: but you better respect that George Washington dollar bill, that

953
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 1: that means something to us that's valuable. They don't give

954
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,880
Speaker 1: a ship I know, But I'm just like, teach us

955
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: something more. Efficiency sometimes, like efficiency feels like part of

956
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: the root of like capitalism, the way like productivity, how

957
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: we value productivity and efficiency so so much. I'm like

958
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: teach us something good, like to be better people. It

959
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: feels like such a vague, sort of like umbrella statement

960
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:02,879
Speaker 1: that it it fall into like eugenics, where you're like, well,

961
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,359
Speaker 1: that's not an efficient person, so you should kill them,

962
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 1: And yeah, I get that. No, I don't know aliens

963
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: have a heart, you know, that's I guess I'm not

964
00:52:11,640 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 1: sure that we know that. I don't even know if

965
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 1: ants have hearts, So maybe we can't listen to these motherfucker's.

966
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying to think of ways

967
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:25,280
Speaker 1: to fix this. There is a chance that ants stand

968
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 1: to benefit or gain from making sure that we are straight,

969
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 1: like humans are straight, and we're all in a sort

970
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: of like symbiotic relationship in the ecosystem here, so it

971
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 1: is not so far fetched, you know those um Peter

972
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:42,319
Speaker 1: billboards that's like where do you draw the line as

973
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: far as like what do you eat? And it starts

974
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: to cow, pig, whatever, then it's dog and it's like

975
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 1: most people who eat meter like yeah, and I draw

976
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 1: the line right there, right, it's the one that I like,

977
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: I wonder like it's trying to send the message that

978
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: like all living things right are feel and are worthy

979
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: of their life and living. So I'm like, do ants

980
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,800
Speaker 1: go on that as well? I want to do do

981
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 1: you know vegans kill aunts? I'm sorry now I'm like

982
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 1: kill ants. I don't think they're supposed to, but I

983
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 1: have to assume that there are some vegans in New

984
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: York who are stopping the ship out of some roaches

985
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: that like they didn't want in their own Like, if

986
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: you're vegan in New York, you're not being cool about

987
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 1: the road, you know what I mean? Come in your

988
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 1: apartment because you love all living things, right, Okay? So

989
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 1: I just I want to just say as far as

990
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: the ants go, for like looking at it in the

991
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,799
Speaker 1: peta sense of it, like ants should be on that

992
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 1: billboard too, if the billboard could spand Miles over several states.

993
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 1: I feel at the end of it would be like ants,

994
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: because I like when people try to tell people they're

995
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: smaller and significant, they'll be like that person is an aunt.

996
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 1: Like so I'm like they feel like at the end

997
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: of that list that Pete has created. But I'm like,

998
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 1: they are part of the ecosystem and they are living.

999
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,439
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I don't know hands up links,

1000
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 1: I don't know hands up. I love it. Well, we

1001
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 1: figured it out. Ants need to be included on your

1002
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 1: peda posters. Otherwise we're gonna keep eating these fucking pigs.

1003
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,879
Speaker 1: That's the deal that Eggo and I made. And we're

1004
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:16,919
Speaker 1: gonna take a break and we'll be back with more,

1005
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 1: my mama told me. And we are back. We're back

1006
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 1: here with more. My mama told me more. Eggo WoT them.

1007
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: We're out here. We're enjoying very deep conversation that possibly

1008
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 1: saves the planet. I think we're potentially saving the planet here.

1009
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: I think we are. I'm not sure, and I don't

1010
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,800
Speaker 1: know that if we ever learned to talk to ants,

1011
00:54:55,840 --> 00:55:00,040
Speaker 1: it's over for you host. That's how we see and

1012
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: who are you host? Though? That's the thing though, if

1013
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 1: we're trying to save the planet and say all lives. Yeah,

1014
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: right now, Okay, now you're getting into something because now

1015
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 1: we gotselves that it's over for the right Host suggests

1016
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 1: that somebody is less than and we can't have them

1017
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 1: be less than. They have to be valuable the same

1018
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:24,799
Speaker 1: way that these ants are. I'm just saying, you got Yeah,

1019
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 1: this is tough because either either we heal the planet

1020
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: and we save everyone's lives. But here's the caveat no

1021
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 1: more hopes, and that's still I'm gonna say homes are valuable.

1022
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:42,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say hose are valuable. Um As a progressive yeah,

1023
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: we can't say it's over for these homes. We need

1024
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 1: to cut that out of our vocabulary. I'd say it's

1025
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: offensive language. It's open for you, Host, Come on, it's

1026
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 1: a continuation for you. Host. We're gonna keep letting you

1027
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 1: be because you're valuable. You mean the world to me. Host.

1028
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 1: I'm good with that. See I can. I can rest

1029
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: with that. I love that. We're gonna we're gonna play

1030
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: a game. And this game is called Okay, And this

1031
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,360
Speaker 1: is a fun game where I am going to introduce

1032
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: to you a standard fact in the world, a fact that,

1033
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:22,799
Speaker 1: for the most part, it seems like everybody agrees with right.

1034
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,840
Speaker 1: And then I would like for you, using whatever skills

1035
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:31,239
Speaker 1: you need uh to hotep that fact, to make it

1036
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 1: as hotep as you possibly can. Feel free to go

1037
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 1: as wild and crazy as you possibly want. All Right,

1038
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 1: the fact that I want to introduce to you, and

1039
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 1: I learned this one today. This is new for me.

1040
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:46,280
Speaker 1: I learned that Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise has been married

1041
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 1: three times to three different women, Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman,

1042
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:54,240
Speaker 1: and Katie Holmes. He married three women, all of which

1043
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 1: he divorced at the age of thirty three. Thirty three

1044
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:05,880
Speaker 1: they with out do what you want with it. Okay, Well,

1045
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this right now. Off tops. The

1046
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 1: thing about it is thirty three. That is a significant number.

1047
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: That's the age of white Jesus. And that's them. You

1048
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,440
Speaker 1: remember the time Tom Cruise was all in the news

1049
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: and all you know he jumping on Oprah's couch. That's

1050
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: because they wanted you to accept white Jesus. They're trying

1051
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: to send a message at thirty three. In fact, none

1052
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Speaker 1: of us would turn thirty three if it weren't for

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00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 1: the man trying to control us. It's actually intended that

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00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 1: our ancestors in Africa, they went from thirty two to

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00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 1: thirty four three. When you learn if you study your

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00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 1: own history, if you study your own history lengths, and

1057
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: young man, listen to me, I'm trying to and you giggling,

1058
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 1: but I'm trying to give you the rail if you

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00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 1: studied your own history. The way numerology even works, thirty

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00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 1: three was not a number, alright, thirty three wasn't a number.

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00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 1: And you know some of my brothers and sisters argue

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00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 1: that same way. Twenty two and eleven are not numbers.

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00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go so far as to say that

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00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 1: when they when they doubling up the numbers, and you

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00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 1: see what I'm saying, eleven, you see what eleven have

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00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: in common. This is an attempt for them to thirty

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00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 1: three was significant. Jesus died at age thirty three. This

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00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 1: is an attempt for them to make us accept some

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00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 1: form of their Christianity. And Tom Cruise and knows he's

1070
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: in the know. This is one of the biggest movie

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00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 1: stars in White America. And I'm gonna be distinct here

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00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 1: in White America and everybody's movie star. No not everybody's

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00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,240
Speaker 1: movie star. He ain't my movie star. I'll tell you

1074
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:43,919
Speaker 1: right now, okay. And so he is in on it,

1075
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: all right. He's in this agenda to brainwash our brothers

1076
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 1: and sisters into thinking like they have to think like

1077
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: the man thinks. They elevated him. He made a deal

1078
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: you see, with the head white man, the head one, yeah,

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00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 1: the one in charge, that he would marry three women

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00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 1: three lengthston you're following three women, three and he would

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00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 1: divorce them at thirty three each of them to send

1082
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 1: a message I am for you. I'm all about this

1083
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: agenda to get me. Do you understand what I'm I

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00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: don't know, Okay, I get it. Listen, you did it

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00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 1: thirty three three. He's just showing off for the man.

1086
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:33,320
Speaker 1: He's just demonstrating to the man. Look here, white man

1087
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 1: in charge, I bow to you, and I will service

1088
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 1: all of your needs. And then meanwhile, y'all watch his

1089
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: movies Mission impossible, this that, watch him on the couch

1090
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: Mission impossible three, Yeah, exactly, and y'all revere this man.

1091
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 1: But his agenda is not for you. His agenda is

1092
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 1: not simply to entertain you. It is to brainwash you, y'all,

1093
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:58,440
Speaker 1: falling for it all along, y'all falling for it house

1094
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 1: in my house. Nobody in here has the period, so

1095
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 1: there it is, there, it is. You know nothing about that.

1096
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 1: That's called motherfucking bars and that's homemade hope up with

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01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:18,000
Speaker 1: egg that would be tried. Thank you so much. I've

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01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 1: only seen a couple of those videos. I saw that

1099
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 1: they were I've seen a couple of them. You did

1100
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 1: it exactly the way it was supposed to go. I've

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01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 1: seen a few, and truly they make me laugh every time.

1102
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 1: But they're dead serious. Well, you got all the essential parts.

1103
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: They go into numbers. They love to break down numbers,

1104
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 1: and then uh, they love to uh at some point

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01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 1: degrade women in the midst of whatever that is. As

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01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: long as you're doing that, you're blaming white people, you're

1107
01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 1: breaking down numbers, then you hate women. You nailed it.

1108
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 1: It's perfect. It's perfect. I feel like I did it,

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01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 1: and I feel like, given the opportunity again in the

1110
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 1: future to do a HOTEP situation, I would only I

1111
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 1: would only get stronger and better. But yes, thank you

1112
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 1: so much, thank sure, Look, thank you, thank you for

1113
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 1: being here today. What a spectacular episode of my Mama

1114
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: told me ego, could you tell everybody where they can

1115
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 1: find you what cool ship you got going on all that? Yeah, um,

1116
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 1: you can find me guys on Instagram at Eggy Boom

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01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: that's e g g y b o o M. On

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01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 1: Twitter at Eggie underscore Boom. The underscore is because someone

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01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: else has the Eggy Boom handle and girl, give it up.

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Speaker 1: Why are you playing? I'm like, why are you playing?

1121
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 1: You don't even use it? Just give me the handle.

1122
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,919
Speaker 1: And as I recently said on another podcast, I will

1123
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 1: not offer money for it. I'm not that best, but

1124
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 1: I will plead and I will plead with you on

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01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 1: every podcast. Do you know all those podcasts you're not

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01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 1: listening to, Well, guess motherfucker, I am going to make

1127
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 1: my case. I'm just gonna I'm listening. I'm gonna try

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01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:57,520
Speaker 1: to say, you know, maybe someone she knows is listening.

1129
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 1: But anyway, find me on there, catch me on SNL

1130
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Speaker 1: when we return, and what else. Just keep an eye.

1131
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:07,919
Speaker 1: I'll kept all my stuff on my social So yeah,

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01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 1: thank you for Yeah, you were great, And as always,

1133
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 1: you can follow me at lengthston Kerman and follow the

1134
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: podcast and subscribe and say nice things on the internet.

1135
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 1: If you so choose, and if you don't, I'll never

1136
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:37,680
Speaker 1: fucking forgive you. Okay, Bye, chips in your qual racists,

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Speaker 1: mostly money stuff I can't tell me.