Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Kate Berlan, I'm Jacqueline Novak. And this is poog,
Speaker 1: an ongoing conversation about wellness between two obsessive friends, two
Speaker 1: untamable intellects. This is our hobby, This is our hell,
Speaker 1: This is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Speaker 2: Today's topics looselie speaking, GM, hand on the stomach, apple sauce.
Speaker 1: Hey you're in sunglasses.
Speaker 2: I'm in psychoglasses. Is a message to myself because I
Speaker 2: am high on withdrawal.
Speaker 3: I can't believe so, Jacqueline texted. For those who know
Speaker 3: the hags who are listening closely, Jacqueline has been unable
Speaker 3: to get her well beutrin filled. And by the way,
Speaker 3: CBS care Mark has tucked my various genitals and for
Speaker 3: years with mine. I'm actually currently fighting them on my
Speaker 3: Migrate medicine.
Speaker 2: Well, you know you know what I heard someone someone
Speaker 2: reached out after the last episode.
Speaker 1: I'm actually scared.
Speaker 2: Now if I say it that, then then I would
Speaker 2: go they go bv Mcalleney's or something. Okay, it's not
Speaker 2: that BP Mickey's Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of this? Wait? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Let me find it a pharmacy because I was like,
Speaker 2: I gotta get away from CBS.
Speaker 1: Oh, they were like Bevy mctoole's.
Speaker 3: Well, by the way, Jacquelin going independent pharmacy. My grandmother
Speaker 3: was one of the first female pharmacists in America.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, it's what I've heard. Mickey Fine.
Speaker 2: It says Mickey Fine, and I look it up and
Speaker 2: it says they have a restaurant, and.
Speaker 1: I'm like, astant, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: It's like and they were like a sort of deli
Speaker 2: real Wait what did I say, Mickey Fines And it's fabulous.
Speaker 1: It sounds my old pharmacy in Brooklyn's and.
Speaker 2: Apple Oh right right, Oh my god, thanks coffee shop hanging.
Speaker 2: I mean because oh look, and then Mickey Fine grill
Speaker 2: and they've got they've got the old soda fountain.
Speaker 1: It's like the farm. So the fountain thing.
Speaker 3: That's so fun. I, by the way, woke up in
Speaker 3: a cold sweat and thought I fell off biologicue ersh Yeah,
Speaker 3: due to of course, the spoils of poog and thank
Speaker 3: you to everyone who sends products. But I thought it
Speaker 3: was like it wasn't the mushrooms the whole time It's like,
Speaker 3: did I have the regime? You know, and then I
Speaker 3: got away from it? But the truth is it's I mean,
Speaker 3: it's exorbitant the prices. He said, regime or routine regime?
Speaker 1: Right? Regime? Right? Oh, right, right? You mean did I
Speaker 1: say regiment? No, regiment, regime? Regimen? Well I think French
Speaker 1: would be a regime. Wait saying regime, Did I say regime?
Speaker 1: You sure did? Roll back the Sorry, I'm hearing.
Speaker 3: Crazy sounds because they're oh wait, so they're oh, this
Speaker 3: is horrible. By the way, I can hear it doing
Speaker 3: the sewer line like under like on my block the
Speaker 3: other morning. Sorry for the sound, but imagine this because
Speaker 3: as we know, I've been sleeping poorly, although I had
Speaker 3: a couple of great nights of sleep lately. Woke up
Speaker 3: seven forty five. Doorbell, doorbell, What my eyes? I'm like,
Speaker 3: what is this violation? Because I was gonna be able
Speaker 3: to sleep till nine, but seven forty five I'm filled
Speaker 3: with anger.
Speaker 1: They've woken me up.
Speaker 3: Jacqueline's pulling on me, and she's texting or recording, which
Speaker 3: typically is something that I do.
Speaker 1: I'm not texting. What was she doing?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm trying to quickly. I was gonna bring it
Speaker 2: up and explain. I'm not trying to hide anything put
Speaker 2: in my lunch order that didn't get pushed through and
Speaker 2: go because I was.
Speaker 1: Gonna do it with you. Where'd you order?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm thinking of ordering from Goop one time. Gone
Speaker 3: into the kitchen. I just had an emergency Chinese chicken
Speaker 3: salad from Arawan.
Speaker 2: Well, they've got the you know, they've got the Brentwood
Speaker 2: Chicken salad.
Speaker 1: Who oh, Goop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called the Brentwood Chicken Salad Chinese Salad.
Speaker 1: I think we've done our work. I think we deserve
Speaker 1: a couple of Goop.
Speaker 2: We're not getting any vouchers though when you think about it,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just think that kitchen it's not
Speaker 2: but I I just was like, I have to put
Speaker 2: in this order. I can't survive the episode without knowing
Speaker 2: food is on its way?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying? And I told you, I.
Speaker 2: Think maybe last week that I realized I have been
Speaker 2: ordering through the app. I've been ordering through Uber eat
Speaker 2: since I've lost six K and Goop points that I could.
Speaker 1: Have been racking up. I didn't know it was a
Speaker 1: point system. My friend Sally Pressman, Okay, one of the first.
Speaker 2: I said it sort of as a joke because she
Speaker 2: was like, if I don't get a shout out for whatever,
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. I touch that. She was She's like,
Speaker 2: I'm black Onyx goop kitchen app and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, order for group kitchen like two weeks
Speaker 2: in a row, and like, but forgot to use the app.
Speaker 2: Oh I see huge orders that are you know me
Speaker 2: dangerously living in abundance.
Speaker 3: But wait, wait, Jacqueline. So the sewer was being worked
Speaker 3: on at my house and my alarm went off at seven.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I was excited to finally sleep until nine
Speaker 3: and the alarm And by the way, I'm not promising
Speaker 3: this is a good story, but my doorbell is ringing
Speaker 3: at seven thirty and I pop out of bed, destroyed.
Speaker 3: But there's nothing more violating than the violation of sleep.
Speaker 3: And I'm also a particular baby with it. I cannot
Speaker 3: suffer having the sleep disturbed. I throw on my robe
Speaker 3: and I go, I'm gonna have fun with this, because
Speaker 3: how the fuck by legally you cannot ring someone's door
Speaker 3: before eight, and I'm talking about like like city work.
Speaker 3: And by the way, and I'm walking to the door
Speaker 3: and I go, I'm not gonna fucking yell at the
Speaker 3: guys or doing their work like whatever.
Speaker 1: But I opened the door, there was a knock. There
Speaker 1: was a ring, ring ring, seven forty five am. I go,
Speaker 1: what I come?
Speaker 3: I go hello, and I really it is the desperation.
Speaker 3: I'm like on the verge of tears because I have
Speaker 3: them say well, hello, and they go, oh hi, oh sorry,
Speaker 3: huge details. I can't even I don't have access to them.
Speaker 3: I don't have access to what they need to access.
Speaker 3: So they're waking up for no reason. That's you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. Just know that they've woken me up
Speaker 3: and I can't help them.
Speaker 1: And you already know that. I already know that they
Speaker 1: have access.
Speaker 3: So I go, okay, hello, and they go, oh, hi,
Speaker 3: we need to access you know, the back of the property.
Speaker 1: And I go, I don't have access to the property.
Speaker 1: And I go and I work nights. No, you didn't know,
Speaker 1: you didn't. You are un real. We're sorry, and I
Speaker 1: go and I and then I go, this is my
Speaker 1: only time. Just say no. Because by the way, what
Speaker 1: if I were a nurse. You see what I'm saying, Well,
Speaker 1: they don't know.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: They don't know, and and maybe they could tell, maybe
Speaker 1: they could tell.
Speaker 2: But the doctor Loretta resting on the on the welcome
Speaker 2: mat ouy with some spoiled trash air on base.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh my god, Oh do you know what
Speaker 1: I had? You know what something I did the other day?
Speaker 3: It was interesting talking about this FedEx delivery a bunch
Speaker 3: of heavy boxes and the guy and he's like, starts
Speaker 3: to unload them, and I go, oh, wait, wait, you
Speaker 3: can actually unload them over here, because he was bringing
Speaker 3: them upstairs. I go, if you, if you just go
Speaker 3: right around to the side, and he was clearly really
Speaker 3: annoyed at me, which I understood.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I was like, I promise, gonna
Speaker 1: you won't have to left. He was gonna have to
Speaker 1: move the truck back, but I was like I just knew.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's gonna be easier. And he literally
Speaker 1: shakes his head at me, like fucking bitch, and it's
Speaker 1: like just trust me. And then and then I start going, God,
Speaker 1: I was like, what would it be like if I
Speaker 1: had like huge jugs, a big like.
Speaker 2: I was like, it's always jugs with you, Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just wonder how it would have been diver but
Speaker 2: listen so so, so I go and then.
Speaker 1: I find I don't know that it was a different
Speaker 1: I don't know if I were.
Speaker 3: Like a stone cold, like big jugs fox with like
Speaker 3: a huge ass, tiny waist answered in like heels and
Speaker 3: like a little skirt, and was like, I don't know anyway,
Speaker 3: I had that fantasy. So he's and I'm like, I
Speaker 3: feel bad because I'm like, oh, he thinks I'm this
Speaker 3: like entitled bitch who's like live it over there. It's
Speaker 3: like for me, right, yeah, but you're gonna see it's
Speaker 3: actually I'm like, he doesn't know yet. He's not gonna
Speaker 3: go upstairs. It's gonna be easier anyway. He shakes his
Speaker 3: head at me. He starts loading in the boxes and
Speaker 3: there's a bunch of them. They're heavy, okay, And I'm
Speaker 3: kind of going, oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Sorry. You know, I almost buy my lip what I said.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is much easier, right, I don't do that.
Speaker 3: I find myself pushing out my stomach to make it
Speaker 3: seem like I'm pregnant, and then I.
Speaker 1: Put one hand. Fuck, put one hand, just like I
Speaker 1: did do a huge hands on the back.
Speaker 2: Seek what if I had jugged? If it were jugs
Speaker 2: sitting next to you, you would have thrown them on it.
Speaker 1: And I just wanted to see what it felt like.
Speaker 1: I'm a nurse, very I was doing it very subtly,
Speaker 1: but just one hand on the stomach. I even, what's
Speaker 1: wrong with that? Nothing a little fun with myself. No,
Speaker 1: absolutely nothing's wrong with it.
Speaker 2: It's it's the childlike nature and you that has a
Speaker 2: little idea and does it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it was a fun little thing, like
Speaker 3: well then I almost felt pregnant.
Speaker 2: It was interesting the speed, but you are comfortable with
Speaker 2: the and I go to the like it could be
Speaker 2: dru thing all the time because it's sort of like,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know. You're lucky I did see
Speaker 2: that car coming, even though I would have been in
Speaker 2: my rights to walk without looking, you know, like that
Speaker 2: kind of thing.
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, you're like I worked nights, you.
Speaker 2: Do this. This is the thing about you throw a
Speaker 2: lie out there in a quick pinch. You're scheming sort
Speaker 2: of like character from like you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: like a dickens, Like you're quick, like you'd be great
Speaker 2: on a competition show like I mean, if I if
Speaker 2: I had the permission, like if I give myself the pervision,
Speaker 2: like Okay, we're trying to get through a European town
Speaker 2: quickly to get because we're on the amazing race or
Speaker 2: something like that. So I knew like then like oh
Speaker 2: my god, how we'd soar. I'd be like like leaping
Speaker 2: into the lies.
Speaker 1: So happened that even seems too strong a word. The
Speaker 1: pregnancy stun.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm sorry I made Perhaps I'm too Perhaps I'm no,
Speaker 2: but but my story is I work nights, how damn you?
Speaker 2: And then and then minutes later and I threw my handle.
Speaker 2: I mean I'm not wrong to like, note this is
Speaker 2: theme of the stories.
Speaker 1: No, I heard that.
Speaker 2: You and you going, but you wouldn't judge me if whatever?
Speaker 1: Right? No, no, totally, I mean it's it's it's something.
Speaker 1: I'm openly impressed. But it's interesting. I see what you're saying.
Speaker 3: I don't doubt if it's odd. But but I also
Speaker 3: wanted to tell the listener that I woke up this
Speaker 3: morning to these texts which are really cute to me.
Speaker 3: Odd I just no, no, no, no, no, I'm not criticized
Speaker 3: feel criticized or judged. I don't feel criticized, judge, I
Speaker 3: feel seen, Okay, twelve oh one am text from Jacqueline
Speaker 3: Novak we will always have their friendship through high and low.
Speaker 3: He he And then my tooth filling just came out.
Speaker 1: It's an incredible way to wake up. Yeah, we got
Speaker 1: to bring back GM more doing mornings GM.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm always writing. Today's a huge GM all day,
Speaker 2: all night kind of kind of thing.
Speaker 1: For those who know GM. My tooth feeling has fallen an.
Speaker 3: Old reference to when Jacque and I were living in
Speaker 3: New York and when g chat was a huge part
Speaker 3: of life, and when you would log onto g chat,
Speaker 3: you know, in the morning, check your emails. I would
Speaker 3: get a little pop up from Jacqueline GM in the
Speaker 3: morning and then we just go GM and it really
Speaker 3: and then we transferred to text. Just waking up hitting GM.
Speaker 3: It's just a really nice way to anchor in the day.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's it's how I yeah and my friend
Speaker 2: Deer dream like. It's a very soft way of saying
Speaker 2: good morning. And so it became kind of thing with depression,
Speaker 2: which is like at any time of day, it's like
Speaker 2: a quiet way of saying hello, it's really small.
Speaker 1: It's just like Jim, Yeah, it's good. It's like small.
Speaker 1: It's like so gentle.
Speaker 2: I need the GMS and like you can do it
Speaker 2: through your teeth like I like to speak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hit me with some GMS this week.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll get in kind of wait, just so much.
Speaker 2: I wanted to tell you, Oh yeah, I want. I
Speaker 2: went to jar a couple of friends and I.
Speaker 3: Got a text from Suzanne that said, where are you
Speaker 3: Suzanne the chef?
Speaker 1: Incredible? Oh my god, can you believe it?
Speaker 2: That's awesome? She came and said hello, she was a dream.
Speaker 2: A couple of things. By virtue of going with someone else,
Speaker 2: different things happened, right, by which I mean like something
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've ever.
Speaker 1: Ordered different orders? Yep, Like yeah, you tell me.
Speaker 2: Like my friend er He's like, I'm getting to Caesar.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what all this. I'm like, I don't even
Speaker 2: really think about it. I'm like, I've never really thought
Speaker 2: friends if I'm getting sort of a classic.
Speaker 1: Friend Liz Pong. Okay, ye got it.
Speaker 2: I told you already, but you I remember again, you
Speaker 2: erased it. I remember, no, right, It's like because you
Speaker 2: have the same emotional experience you have the first first time, like.
Speaker 1: Friend, who who? Yeah? What jar? And then and then yeah, and.
Speaker 2: I see this ridiculo looking salad appear and I go,
Speaker 2: what the hell? Pile of purple leaves? Never creamy dressing.
Speaker 2: He did not order a special, He did not order
Speaker 2: a special salad. It was what I believe it was wrathwagon.
Speaker 2: What Caesar? I think that's their fucking Caesar, and they're
Speaker 2: just I'm always going if there's Caesar and Wedge on
Speaker 2: the menu, and I'm going for a sort of classic
Speaker 2: flavorite jar, I'm probably going for the wedge like I
Speaker 2: always do.
Speaker 1: Now that I see this pile, I.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh my god, and I averted my eyes
Speaker 2: quickly as not to because you always get the Marcona.
Speaker 1: You always get the one with the almonds. I see
Speaker 1: a Marcona, I can't help maybe fruit, yeah, which I'm
Speaker 1: always I never want that really for a salad. I
Speaker 1: usually am not a creamy salad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm usually not, except for the wedge. I mean, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't have opportunities play. I lie, I lie at
Speaker 2: the same time, but yeah, I just need We'll wait,
Speaker 2: what are you about to say? Because I want to
Speaker 2: remember it before because you forget because I'm going to
Speaker 2: say one other things, hot pot, but keep going. Okay,
Speaker 2: are you ready? Yeah, our friend Jeff Okay goes. Apple
Speaker 2: sauce is a side I've never really seen that we've
Speaker 2: never interesting to see. Apple sauce is a.
Speaker 1: Side big chunks of apple, Like, oh my god, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't even really process it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, he asks our dreamy waiter, right, and
Speaker 2: he's like, you know, it's a comfort food, so I
Speaker 2: kind of like, but I'm like yeah, and I'm just
Speaker 2: still not really I'm like, really, we're gonna get apple sauce.
Speaker 2: I'm not even really like going there. I mean I
Speaker 2: didn't think, really we're gonna get apple sauce. I didn't
Speaker 2: think that.
Speaker 1: I just mean, like I moved on from it. I didn't.
Speaker 2: It didn't like call to me like, oh shit, I
Speaker 2: have to really consider this. Purple yams were happening, you know,
Speaker 2: et cetera. So it was like all right, and then
Speaker 2: the waiter comes and Jeff's like, I'm curious about the
Speaker 2: apple sauce, and I'm like, oh, he's not fucking around,
Speaker 2: and now I'm curious too, And I realized it's happening,
Speaker 2: and he's like, yeah, it's you know, it's beIN. I
Speaker 2: try to remember, and then we asked Suzanne about it.
Speaker 2: I can't remember who spoke of it. I can't remember.
Speaker 2: I They said it's a comfort food for people, and
Speaker 2: at one point was off the menu.
Speaker 1: People asked for it back.
Speaker 2: It arives and I feel like there was so much
Speaker 2: happening in this meal that I didn't really get to
Speaker 2: reflect on it. But it was interesting. It was chunky,
Speaker 2: kind of spicy.
Speaker 1: No, because my mom makes a homemade apple sauce that
Speaker 1: will blow your back up. Now you think you would.
Speaker 1: I expected chunky, and it really wasn't.
Speaker 2: It's just there's it's very compelling and it it was
Speaker 2: delicious mm paired with pork.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, yep, that's a classic. So my mind.
Speaker 2: I had a kumquat based cocktail that was glow and there,
Speaker 2: you know, I was like, in order.
Speaker 1: To margarita, Well, haven't I ever had it or seen
Speaker 1: it on a menu?
Speaker 2: Well, they're delicious, and this was a gin based drink.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a margarita, but it was come quiet and
Speaker 2: I knew I was gonna have two cocktails, so I
Speaker 2: said I'll be getting a Leachi martini next mm hmm,
Speaker 2: let me try the special.
Speaker 1: I couldn't resist. So funny. Couple of hags in the
Speaker 1: way out the door.
Speaker 3: You're kidding. I was at Burgers Never Say Die. Oh right,
Speaker 3: burger joint here behind the the finally counter.
Speaker 1: I'm a hag. This woman, I'm a hag. No, I
Speaker 1: have to say Hi. Can I get you some free
Speaker 1: Fountain sodas? Can you believe this? No? Yeah? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: The community and we have grown, and by the way,
Speaker 1: we've been quietly growing the community. Imagine us in ten years,
Speaker 1: all of us boarding a cruise, boarding a cruise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but and there will be enough jacket and the food cruise.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much. That will be enough black jacket.
Speaker 1: And this was not This will not be the Titanic.
Speaker 2: When our boat goes down, it will be will be
Speaker 2: a place for people to go, and I'll be last
Speaker 2: to leave ship. Yeah, it'll be soaked rouble.
Speaker 3: So I was hyper fixated on hot pop. You know,
Speaker 3: you go with friend. I haven't done it in years.
Speaker 3: You go with friends to bring me the broth. You
Speaker 3: get the meat, Yeah, I love that spicy. And you're
Speaker 3: cooking it.
Speaker 2: There, you gotter do it there. You better make sure
Speaker 2: you don't get sloppy with your meat, right, Oh?
Speaker 1: I know sometimes though, yeah, but it's like three trifles.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I had a transformative meal. Never mind now, okay, but
Speaker 3: you weren't going to do it. It wasn't because it
Speaker 3: was it was transformative, but I didn't pay. I was
Speaker 3: taken to Nobu Malibu, and I have to say, I
Speaker 3: think it's the best beef I ever.
Speaker 1: The hot pot was my mouth. No, sorry, I'm jumping
Speaker 1: all over the place. I'm jumping. I'm jumping. Okay, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: but I know you're telling me about a transfer of meal.
Speaker 2: You had it.
Speaker 3: They go, they give you a stone that arrives at
Speaker 3: the table. They go, don't touch the stone. It's five
Speaker 3: hundred degrees. I go, why didn't sign a release?
Speaker 1: Some way in so? I actually think this is insane.
Speaker 1: People are drinking. I'm not capable of holding that thought
Speaker 1: in my head. Exactly. They go without a little again visually,
Speaker 1: and I go, I mean I was, I was like, so,
Speaker 1: Palm's face down on the you know, I made a joke.
Speaker 3: Of course, couldn't resist, Yeah, of course, And he goes, so, seriously,
Speaker 3: he's a palm. Yeah, he goes, really it's five hundred degrees.
Speaker 3: I was like, what's absolutely saying?
Speaker 2: I could have a child that sounds so hot that
Speaker 2: I'm like, it'll it would be a relief if you
Speaker 2: touched it, because I actually wouldn't hurt.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't feel anything so hot.
Speaker 3: Your hand would be gone, yeah, wag you beef, little
Speaker 3: tiny thin slices, bam bam on it. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: moaning in next tosy Jacqueline, guess what you and I, bitch,
Speaker 3: we're going to know melbo.
Speaker 2: So it was really never had sushi together except for
Speaker 2: a blue ribbon of course.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course once five years ago you forget,
Speaker 1: let's go.
Speaker 3: So it was a full sushi meal, full sushi meal,
Speaker 3: moaning in ecstasy.
Speaker 1: But then then then when did the hot part happen?
Speaker 1: And then toward the end, my friend goes, can we
Speaker 1: get the wag u?
Speaker 2: Oh right, sorry, I'm talking.
Speaker 3: I've been thinking about this beef for like days, and
Speaker 3: I know, and here I go, oh somebody reading about
Speaker 3: no boo. You know, I mean, it's like sick to
Speaker 3: fall into that. But again, I want the stress.
Speaker 1: I didn't pay. In fact, I had a funny Okay,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: This is the thing, the way you think that the
Speaker 2: not paying is like like I know, like it's it's
Speaker 2: it's inside. I know you believe it's like communicating some
Speaker 2: kind of moral something like you know, like like no
Speaker 2: boo fell on your head like an anvil out of
Speaker 2: a window.
Speaker 1: You can't be blamed.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, someone referenced my miserly ways the other day.
Speaker 3: But Jackline, I feel like you'll relate to this. So I,
Speaker 3: you know, constantly have a fear of looking like I'm lost.
Speaker 3: I don't like to hesitate even for a second. I
Speaker 3: don't think I don't know where I am. I'm at
Speaker 3: a restaurant.
Speaker 1: I don't want to ever ask where the bathroom is,
Speaker 1: or if I do, I want to pretend like I
Speaker 1: briefly forgot but knew the whole time.
Speaker 2: And so it's so weird. So I know it interesting
Speaker 2: from you, from you specific.
Speaker 3: So I'm in, I'm in, I'm in the Nobu right,
Speaker 3: and there's two I go, where's the bathroom? And I
Speaker 3: don't want to be like somebody like a peasant from
Speaker 3: nineteen oh four, Right, where's the bathroom signaling I've never
Speaker 3: been here before.
Speaker 2: Okay, I start getting in my head, that's not be
Speaker 2: a regular nobo. You think it's a cousin.
Speaker 1: Is wrong to not be like coming to the third
Speaker 1: actually give a ship. But what is this? Okay?
Speaker 2: So I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not actually giving
Speaker 2: a ship and yet having primal responses in the moment.
Speaker 1: It must be what I discussed. I'd like to discuss that.
Speaker 2: Okay, discussed this, Yeah yeah, okay, go on, So but listen.
Speaker 1: To this those who have been to Noble Male but
Speaker 1: we'll know. So when you're in there the bathroom, you look.
Speaker 2: A bunch of listeners to nobody right now go even
Speaker 2: though they haven't the same psychotic response.
Speaker 3: So there's a bunch of like Japanese characters on the wall, right,
Speaker 3: and a huge stone path leading to one side, and
Speaker 3: I go, well, clearly that's the fucking bathroom, right, And
Speaker 3: I start proudly walking down and there's like it's like
Speaker 3: a stone path, there's lights. I see someone who works
Speaker 3: there kind of clock me, and I go, what was that?
Speaker 3: And then I get to the kitchen. I was walking
Speaker 3: toward the kitchen, okay, and then somebody goes, oh, are
Speaker 3: you looking for the bathroom, and instead of just saying yeah, sorry, no,
Speaker 3: I wanted i'd a big so I like, I'm like
Speaker 3: in the kitchen. It's like not like I'm like in
Speaker 3: the kitchen and people are looking at me, and I go,
Speaker 3: put me in a work boas.
Speaker 2: I like, did like a full that's good, great, okay,
Speaker 2: you had that ready from another time?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and I go, I go, and then they
Speaker 1: kind of go, yeah, the bathroom's over there. I don't
Speaker 1: know how this happened. I don't know what made but
Speaker 1: I go, I was a server for a long time.
Speaker 1: No you didn't but on me clear, I actually shockingly
Speaker 1: didn't work just retail okay, but I don't know why
Speaker 1: I said that. They didn't need to hear that the episode, right,
Speaker 1: because that seems like i'mpontaneous, lie, I know. So then
Speaker 1: I'm it's like what it's like class anxiety. It's like
Speaker 1: what I'm like, I'm like, hey, I didn't pay for
Speaker 1: the Noble meal, Okay, I wouldn't come here. I can't
Speaker 1: afford a just dinner and Wednesday night here.
Speaker 2: This is birthdays only. So then I go, yeah, I go,
Speaker 2: you know, can you believe this either like to work, boys,
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. I mean, I'm not kidding that much,
Speaker 2: because of course I love to work. Work is the
Speaker 2: only thing that saves man.
Speaker 1: So then I'm humiliated and I debase.
Speaker 3: I've debased myself, and then I walked to the other
Speaker 3: side where the bathroom is.
Speaker 1: See this is very interesting.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, obviously this relates to your fear about
Speaker 2: you know, not knowing how to handle yourself at a
Speaker 2: pool alone.
Speaker 1: Exactly being alone in the restaurant looking for the bathroom.
Speaker 2: It's just so weird because you're one of the most
Speaker 2: It's like you're one of the most sort of self assured.
Speaker 2: And is it These broad things are just not gonna
Speaker 2: work because who isn't the most commonh Okay, But I'm
Speaker 2: trying to I'm trying to find the particular thread here
Speaker 2: of what's going on.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is it?
Speaker 2: Why does kateer Lynn have a fear right of for
Speaker 2: a second, looking like she doesn't know which way she's
Speaker 2: going when like you also, you know, actively allow your
Speaker 2: kind of getting energy to be party.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 4: I have commitment to getting lost right to the powers
Speaker 4: of that. And yet at noboo exactly. Well this is
Speaker 4: where is it like classings? That is this some kind
Speaker 4: of like like deep like you've sied.
Speaker 2: I mean it's almost like you uh yeah, you're you're
Speaker 2: you're both afraid of looking not up to snuff at
Speaker 2: at noble and like and too comfortable there yeah birthdays
Speaker 2: only like is what you think is where you're comfortable?
Speaker 2: Is like an appropriate appropriate amount of striving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is interesting though, because getting lost.
Speaker 2: And you look and yet you look cute when you're lost.
Speaker 2: I've seen it, you know, it's it's a nice look
Speaker 2: on you.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is huge. This is a big it's a
Speaker 1: fresh pair of jugs for you. Okay, if you want
Speaker 1: to play that game.
Speaker 2: This is good.
Speaker 1: This is good, feminine, this is good.
Speaker 3: This is when you're hitting some ship, you're hitting something
Speaker 3: because I feel happening in my life, right yeah, look lost,
Speaker 3: this is happening in my life of like something like
Speaker 3: some other like okay, oh lord, strike me out?
Speaker 1: Except help? What is it about? Accept help?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Because I think I do accept help.
Speaker 2: You found your way to gently resting a hand on
Speaker 2: a belly like like because this growth you gently resting
Speaker 2: your hand on lower abdomen.
Speaker 1: To suggest asking for what she needs. Yeah, through the
Speaker 1: lines that she deserves.
Speaker 2: I slipped into his voice the other day when I
Speaker 2: hadn't slept, and it was like doing a lot for me.
Speaker 2: Like I also woke up yesterday I had a new
Speaker 2: voice come to me where I just turned to Chris
Speaker 2: and I went h okay. And I haven't been able
Speaker 2: to stop doing it for two days. One hand goes
Speaker 2: up like this again, I go, hyeah. I did it
Speaker 2: like nine times three minutes.
Speaker 1: It was a new Oh. I bought something from an artisan,
Speaker 1: the Sportsman's. I was thinking of you. You know, I
Speaker 1: paid a purring cat. What toy for humans? Trying to
Speaker 1: get kittens into my parents' house. I'll get it really quick.
Speaker 1: And she's gone, oh yes, Oh, she's getting the cat.
Speaker 1: I assume last night I ordered something for a cat
Speaker 1: from the neighbors. When are you gonna get cats again?
Speaker 1: You could talk about that.
Speaker 3: Okay, she's gone. I assume she's going to get the
Speaker 3: purring cat. I am looking for some to adopt, some
Speaker 3: cats for slash with my parents. A couple of cats
Speaker 3: gonna be really therapeutic in my home. My dad a
Speaker 3: huge cat head. It doesn't have to be kittens, of
Speaker 3: course not.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I felt like I
Speaker 1: just had to show what do we have? It was
Speaker 1: just satisfying little items, okay, and this is like a cat.
Speaker 2: With a.
Speaker 1: Purse. That's cute, that's fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I got last night a classic Amazon order. Oh,
Speaker 2: I bought from an artist and a small cat sized
Speaker 2: beach lounger like it looks like a like a pool side,
Speaker 2: looks like a beach lounger with stripes.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's cute for the cat.
Speaker 2: He needs the one that hangs out by me boo.
Speaker 2: But I had to get rid of the other bed, yeah,
Speaker 2: because he it was like got rained on. It wasn't
Speaker 2: like a true bed. And so this one looks like
Speaker 2: it'll dry and I can't wait. I can't wait for
Speaker 2: the neighbors to see him wrestling in it.
Speaker 1: Very cute. You can get your parents and kittens. They
Speaker 1: can be older, because the idea is you want my parents.
Speaker 3: Inexplicable. We've had so many cats over the years. None
Speaker 3: of them are lap cats, like none of them like
Speaker 3: like having these cats that are so yeah, like really
Speaker 3: interesting personalities, but like you cannot they will not, And
Speaker 3: it's like we've got to get cats in there for
Speaker 3: both of them. Particularly my dad, a couple of cats
Speaker 3: lounging at him very to him. He's obsessed with cats.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Great, And so there's you can either.
Speaker 2: So if you get kittens one, you can like basically
Speaker 2: train them to be very comfortable with touch early on.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is a huge kitten. You can make them
Speaker 1: on your shoulder, Okay, this is great. Oh you just
Speaker 1: all my cats are lap cats or shoulder cats or whatever.
Speaker 1: Force it. I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it doesn't even feel like forcing me because
Speaker 2: it's just like how I've always been with them, and
Speaker 2: so it's like a cat and put it on my shoulder, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean, Like totally. I also have ways
Speaker 1: of holding it. I didn't know that. I thought it
Speaker 1: was like they were.
Speaker 2: It needs to feel, it needs to. I mean, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't force a cat who really had a problem with it.
Speaker 2: But I just what I find is that if like
Speaker 2: some people don't even have the impulse to like pick
Speaker 2: up their cat. Okay, And so if you've raised a
Speaker 2: cat from kittenhoun you've never like tried to pick it up,
Speaker 2: it's certainly not gonna be used to that and it's
Speaker 2: gonna what the hell's going on?
Speaker 1: That's like my parents.
Speaker 2: I like to hold cats in this specific way that
Speaker 2: you've got them, like in a hug, but you put
Speaker 2: your hand under their feet their back haunched feet so
Speaker 2: they can feel, and they do that. They can freely
Speaker 2: spring out from that position. It's not like you've closed
Speaker 2: their feet down. It's like they had anyone could spring
Speaker 2: off of the thing. It's it's like so they're they're
Speaker 2: in control, but you're also like getting to snuggle them
Speaker 2: so cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the cats are going to be hugely therapeutic, but.
Speaker 2: You could also get it doesn't have to be getting.
Speaker 2: You could also First of all, we were at shelters
Speaker 2: are filled with laptan.
Speaker 1: Ant, like we don't want kittens, you want to catut
Speaker 1: nothing more.
Speaker 3: Can be an older cat like for sure, like yeah,
Speaker 3: my last my parents lost cut who was adopted was older,
Speaker 3: and like that's totally fine. But then of course, literally
Speaker 3: it was like a friend was like, oh, I'm fostering
Speaker 3: like four thousand kittens, and I was like, okay, well
Speaker 3: did we just get two from there? But my mom
Speaker 3: is so attached to Maine coons.
Speaker 2: Oh right, that we thought that Boo maybe had a
Speaker 2: little bit of a Maine coon energy. I've had cabbage
Speaker 2: e old pepe twice in a row. Now is a
Speaker 2: good huge head of cabbage? Okay, yeah, I bet I've
Speaker 2: been doing. I've combining two Instagram things I saw one.
Speaker 2: What do you you slice the wedge of cabbage? You
Speaker 2: put butter in a pan. Okay, heat it up, throw
Speaker 2: the cabbage in the and you treat it like a
Speaker 2: piece of meat. You hard sear it, Okay, on one
Speaker 2: of its faces heartse heer, caramelized butter, sausage.
Speaker 1: When that's then you flip it like a steak. Same thing.
Speaker 2: Then, after the other side has been hard seared, you
Speaker 2: throw a little wine, a little broth, throw a little
Speaker 2: water in the pan, cover the pan, and it sort
Speaker 2: of cooks the rest of it.
Speaker 1: Now, but you got that hard sere for you. Listen
Speaker 1: to you. I've never heard soaring. You got that hard
Speaker 1: s here. You got that hard sere.
Speaker 2: Feel bad because I saw Anastasia fashion beauty. I was
Speaker 2: thinking today as I was wearing my own merch headed
Speaker 2: into the tray. Anderson Studio is thinking, wrap yourself before
Speaker 2: you wreck yourself. I'm wearing my own merch before you
Speaker 2: wreck yourself, Like I'm representing my own self. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: wear your own merch, ye die?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah? Or where your own you get fucked. But
Speaker 1: I felt like I saw in a stage of fashion
Speaker 1: beauty fallen off micro current and I feel like my
Speaker 1: face has fallen fourteen feet and really, yeah.
Speaker 2: Well I haven't seen my pair left in six months?
Speaker 2: Where is the left parents house or something? What do
Speaker 2: you mean?
Speaker 1: I want the purelyft for the love of God?
Speaker 2: Is it you mean it was never a free but
Speaker 2: you know this you bought it wondering I know, but
Speaker 2: I want for Christmas two years ago hags recall.
Speaker 1: And if you can't find yours, then let's get a couple.
Speaker 1: Yeah I can't. And it's an old model. Okay, we
Speaker 1: chew new pure lifts. I just hope in a stage
Speaker 1: of fashion beauty nosed in my video.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm doing perfect form, okay, because I
Speaker 2: saw a video come out after that was like showing
Speaker 2: false form and like is it supposed to do this
Speaker 2: or this? And I was like, yeah, I'm getting the
Speaker 2: stuff wrong, you know, but like whatever, so filling has
Speaker 2: fallen out which can really make you feel like.
Speaker 1: We're chewing. It's all falling apart, it's flossing. It's just
Speaker 1: like fuck.
Speaker 2: And then it feels then I began consumed with the
Speaker 2: photographing it. It just feels like a jagged sharp It
Speaker 2: just feels.
Speaker 1: Insane, you know, like just can't be right. And then
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, we're going to get you into that dentist.
Speaker 1: Do you think we're tongue tied? Snip snip?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is the tungue tied and lip tied?
Speaker 1: You know, what the fuck are you talking about? It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: what cosmetics?
Speaker 2: So you know that? No, well, I mean it can help.
Speaker 2: I guess it depends. Okay, yeah, so you know the
Speaker 2: tongue tie.
Speaker 3: I've heard about their about their doing that to babies
Speaker 3: and they're fucking everything else. So the tongue tie is
Speaker 3: the band of untied for a reason. Yeah, well, it depends.
Speaker 2: If it's too tight, I guess it can be limiting,
Speaker 2: limiting what allow you not to be mewing? Well, you
Speaker 2: know your tongue is supposed to be on the roof
Speaker 2: of your mouth. This is the whole trend. Okay, so
Speaker 2: for everything, for facial development. I mean, it's a whole
Speaker 2: whole thing. Okay, like this, well that doesn't look.
Speaker 1: Tongue should be like that. Wait, what's that? That's the
Speaker 1: roof of your mouth.
Speaker 2: Is the tongue, but the point when hanging down it
Speaker 2: causes breathing problems and whatever. Okay, not a point flat
Speaker 2: against the top Okay, not that okay, not flipped.
Speaker 1: So no all day? No, well not flipped all day? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you mean flipped like curled? Like no flat? Okay,
Speaker 1: Like how did they do it? Like king? King?
Speaker 2: You say king, the other king thing of the tongue
Speaker 2: kind of flies up to the top king. Okay, actually
Speaker 2: that's not even it. I don't know whatever, it's the
Speaker 2: whole world of it's a whole thing. But and like
Speaker 2: all these people are like, so I got my tongue
Speaker 2: tie released and my life was you know, it's one
Speaker 2: of these.
Speaker 1: I don't know, snip snip. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: want to snip that. It seems a little insane.
Speaker 2: Someone wrote in to us like suggesting we get snipped.
Speaker 2: Really they were like, there you kate your migrains, Jacqueline,
Speaker 2: your lisp. They didn't say that, but I abso waiting
Speaker 2: for it. Okay, no, but someone definitely wrote in my jaw.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking I need to get botox in my jaw
Speaker 1: the jaw pain. And then also I'm so tight. How
Speaker 1: open your mouth? How far can you open your mouth?
Speaker 1: I mean far? Does it hurt?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean it's you know, I've always lived in fear
Speaker 3: of like I'm having to break my jaw where you
Speaker 3: said it and I look like a different person.
Speaker 1: No one's really breaking jaws out there though really they're
Speaker 1: not the doctor surgically breaking them for what that would suck.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe it's just like a rational fear
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 3: It's like something I kind of probably heard a story
Speaker 3: incorrectly when I was twelve and it's been replaying in
Speaker 3: my mind for years.
Speaker 2: I think there's other Yeah, there's there's a lot of
Speaker 2: I don't think you would have to. I'm really sorry.
Speaker 2: The personality is off. I'm doing my best.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're doing great. The well Beatrin's kicking in. Well,
Speaker 1: it's so generic and I'm gonna be stuck on it
Speaker 1: for two weeks. And I'll just say this.
Speaker 2: They were like I kind of like lost it on
Speaker 2: the phone a little like that. Tried the generic and
Speaker 2: I go, yeah, six months of hideous depression.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, you fucks. America is in Canada and
Speaker 1: it'll take two weeks. We'll see what, we'll see.
Speaker 2: How I do.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's nothing to do but laugh. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: We can't laugh at that? What can't what can't we
Speaker 1: laugh at? Oh?
Speaker 2: We got to tell people, even though we haven't sent
Speaker 2: anything out yet, to sign up for the mailing list
Speaker 2: and for those to post those lists. We collect it
Speaker 2: and then imagine that things were.
Speaker 1: Gonna those I've got.
Speaker 3: I see a lot of dms that go, I haven't
Speaker 3: gotten anything. We have never sent anything yet. You are
Speaker 3: signing up for some you're waiting. Yeah, okay, huge, I'm talking.
Speaker 3: We might be the only podcast. It's like you think
Speaker 3: about Poog. We've never sent anything. We had a tour,
Speaker 3: we have merch like anyway, we're working on it. We're
Speaker 3: working on getting our business.
Speaker 2: I think they did actually maybe send them and I
Speaker 2: think it cost me eighty dollars and I never voiced what.
Speaker 2: We never got our fucking finances straight to the Poog
Speaker 2: email list when we went on tour. It's like, and
Speaker 2: I just clicked on a eighty bucks you know, like
Speaker 2: to send emails.
Speaker 1: It costs money? Are you serious? Well? Yeah, yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: it works out for the for the dollar the tickets,
Speaker 1: of course, of course.
Speaker 2: But but look, I'm wearing two shades of Charlotte till
Speaker 2: Berry Amazing Grace and pillow Talk simultaneously covered with Tower
Speaker 2: twenty eight pistacio.
Speaker 3: I love Tower twenty eight pistachio, and until I'm wearing
Speaker 3: a fenty color that I've found I bought paid for.
Speaker 2: How's the is it is the fencies fairly scented or
Speaker 2: not really strong scent? This one wasn't Soilberry's a little
Speaker 2: too vanilla.
Speaker 1: Yeah for me? I kind of want cosmetic nothingness. Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: I know I'm always trying to go green on the
Speaker 3: mouth because you eat your lipstick, but sometimes you just
Speaker 3: need the color.
Speaker 1: Two tablespoons a year, we really like it more? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably a lot more. Oh it's a cup and a
Speaker 1: half man two tablespoons a year. That seems high. I
Speaker 1: made that up. I'm sorry to be clear.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean I just was like I was actually
Speaker 2: reaching for a fried hyperbole and I met this like
Speaker 2: two Eater excepted.
Speaker 1: The tails fact. Yeah, it was too accepted.
Speaker 3: That's pure fact. Okay, well, I'm seeing you next week.
Speaker 3: I think wait or am I not? I got to
Speaker 3: force you into a something? Okay, I love you bye?
Speaker 1: All right, I love you. That was Pooh. If you
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