Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect
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Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Jaseelle Bryant.
Speaker 3: What's up? What's up? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you
Speaker 3: for being here once again. I know I feel great
Speaker 3: about life. Robin? You do? You always do?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 3: Do you ever not?
Speaker 1: I mean I have my moments like what's a moment like, hmmm,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I do really feel good about life. I think that
Speaker 3: I don't know. Life is good? Yeah, yes, I have
Speaker 3: no cockplaints. All right?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, look good, smell good. Yeah, hair's growing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we got edges.
Speaker 3: What's good?
Speaker 1: I don't know anyway. Do you have a reasonably shady moment? Oh?
Speaker 1: You know, it's so crazy. I was laying in bed
Speaker 1: last night and I had it in my head but
Speaker 1: my eyes were closed, and I was like.
Speaker 3: You should write it down. Oh this is it? Oh okay,
Speaker 3: you just remember.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, y'all should see Robin's face right now.
Speaker 2: It's like a light bulb has gone off in her
Speaker 2: entire face.
Speaker 3: She is just beaming right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, Rob, and this is this is why I
Speaker 1: now remember my shady mom because it was in bed.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you know.
Speaker 1: How like well, okay you can remember, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't watch TV in bed? So okay, you
Speaker 1: know how like when you're in the bed, you have
Speaker 1: you know, your partner or whatever you like, fight over
Speaker 1: the television remote, right, okay, So television remote. He wants
Speaker 1: to watch like movies. I want to watch CNN blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. So that's already been going on, which is annoying. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we have the television remote we fight over. Then
Speaker 1: we also have the fan remote. You know I've already
Speaker 1: talked about the fan yes, right, yes, yes, that's still
Speaker 1: a thing to the point where I have to sleep
Speaker 1: with like an extra blanket on top of me and
Speaker 1: I have to like get under it because the air
Speaker 1: is all in your eye. Like I can't sleep, I
Speaker 1: can't lay on my back the way I want to
Speaker 1: because the air is all hit in my face and whatever.
Speaker 1: Now we have a third remote.
Speaker 3: To fight over. What's that for? I got a vibrator?
Speaker 3: Is it? No?
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, speaking of hold your thought, hold your thought.
Speaker 2: So I was with I was in where was I
Speaker 2: I was with some of my girlfriends and they were like,
Speaker 2: just hell, you gotta get the damn I can't remember
Speaker 2: what it's called. It's a vibrator, right, and they were
Speaker 2: calling out their remote settings on the vibrant. One was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm seven and eleven. One was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm like, what are y'all talking about?
Speaker 3: So, yes, I need the name of that. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 3: look it up. Okay, Okay, I need that. Okay.
Speaker 1: So we got a new mattress.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, okay, okay, yes, so you would tell me
Speaker 2: about this, right, So.
Speaker 1: I've talked about how like my mattress was horrible, and
Speaker 1: finally one day I woke up in so much pain on.
Speaker 3: My my what's this left side? Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, my left side, my shoulder, my neck, my bag,
Speaker 1: I mean so much pain. I was like, I can't
Speaker 1: do anymore like but we would literally be like sinking
Speaker 1: in our beds. So I finally went and got a
Speaker 1: new mattress, thank god. Yes, we got a temper pedick okay,
Speaker 1: which you know is one of the.
Speaker 3: Is that what it's called? Temper or temper? Is it
Speaker 3: temp repeede emperor or temper? Is it th h or
Speaker 3: t e? Okay? Then wet TEMPERPEDI yeah, we go, I
Speaker 3: got it. Yeah, so we got a temper pedick.
Speaker 1: So the temper Repedia comes with like one of those
Speaker 1: you know bases where you can lift the head up.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is fancy, this is fasty. This is about
Speaker 3: four thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Matches, it's a little more than that, oh, ten thousand
Speaker 1: a little less, right, yes, rich y'all. My mattress cost
Speaker 1: me seven ninety nine and you got the box springs
Speaker 1: for free. Okay anyway, No, it was like I think
Speaker 1: I spent with the mattress and the base was like
Speaker 1: six thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, so it's an investment.
Speaker 1: Now we're fighting over the remote because the remote you
Speaker 1: can put the head up, you can put the feet up,
Speaker 1: you can put.
Speaker 3: Both, but you can do it.
Speaker 1: So like, no, no, we don't have the So we
Speaker 1: don't have the split one because the split if you
Speaker 1: think about it, those mattresses with the split down the middle,
Speaker 1: it's like you it's like two twins.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like two twin bids. And yeah, you know
Speaker 3: having sex is like weird, yeah, you know, with a
Speaker 3: split down the middle.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, so we have to so ours is like
Speaker 1: not split. So he wants to put the head and
Speaker 1: the feet up at the same time. Now, well, it
Speaker 1: takes pressure off your back, saying, so you can elevate
Speaker 1: your head, so you can kind of you know, look
Speaker 1: at TV and you elevate your feet because it takes
Speaker 1: pressure off your back.
Speaker 3: Whatever.
Speaker 1: Oka, But I am a back inside sleeper me too,
Speaker 1: So it's fine for your back. When you go on
Speaker 1: your side, it's almost like your body like your your
Speaker 1: head is up, your feet feet are up, and you're
Speaker 1: on your side. So it's like you're like your body
Speaker 1: is like crunched up in like.
Speaker 3: A U shape or something. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Why wants you in a pretzel? Okay, right, we're going
Speaker 2: to do some pretzel sleeping.
Speaker 3: Exactly what in the world Wand.
Speaker 1: So anyway, my shady moment is the fact that now
Speaker 1: we have a third freaking remote to fight over, and
Speaker 1: like third you know, it's like his his sleeping habits
Speaker 1: versus mine, and you know it's just like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: So anyway, that's mess. But that is I'm actually impressed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this mattress.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good, Like definitely if you're a back sleeper,
Speaker 1: it's really good to have to be able to take
Speaker 1: the pressure off of your back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, raising your feet over your head. Nice. I like it. Anyway.
Speaker 2: Well, my shady moment is comes from I told y'all
Speaker 2: last week that a Door got her license, but I
Speaker 2: didn't really.
Speaker 1: Give y'all the whole story. Oh there's more, just there
Speaker 1: was some shadiness of all. Okay, so so cheated.
Speaker 3: No, but I did slide everybody at twenty. But that's
Speaker 3: not the point. Okay, I didn't. I don't want the
Speaker 3: people coming after me. Okay.
Speaker 2: So the week before I made an appointment for her
Speaker 2: to get her I went on the website and I
Speaker 2: scheduled for her to have her driver's license.
Speaker 3: I scheduled for the test.
Speaker 2: Right, it was a Saturday, and I'm already have my paperwork,
Speaker 2: my passport, i have her social Security number, I have everything.
Speaker 2: I'm ready, And they were like they pulled up the
Speaker 2: number and they were like, okay, so what are you
Speaker 2: here for? And we were like the driving test. She
Speaker 2: was like, do you have a license, and the Door
Speaker 2: was like, no, I need to get one today. So
Speaker 2: she was like she started clicking her little you know,
Speaker 2: typing typing. She was like, no, you you scheduled for
Speaker 2: a change to your driver's license.
Speaker 3: I said, what do that mean?
Speaker 2: So she said, you scheduled the wrong appoint Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So I said, so A Door's face just went down
Speaker 2: and she slumped down in the chair and I said, no,
Speaker 2: you know how like as.
Speaker 3: A mother, you're like I left out. She was so excited.
Speaker 3: She was so excited.
Speaker 2: So I look at the lady black woman and I
Speaker 2: was like, I know you, and mama helped her sister out.
Speaker 3: So she was like, she started taping. She started taping.
Speaker 2: She was like, wait a minute, I think I think nope,
Speaker 2: nobody has canceled today.
Speaker 3: Oh. I was like no, So she started typing again,
Speaker 3: typing again.
Speaker 2: I said, A Door's not gonna speak to me for
Speaker 2: three days. She was like, baby, speak to your mother.
Speaker 2: Everybody makes mistakes, she said, it just wasn't meant for
Speaker 2: you today. A door looked at her like she was
Speaker 2: about to cuss, and the door really doesn't cuss. Yeah,
Speaker 2: kind of a little bit. Anyway, So I'm the shady
Speaker 2: one because I messed up totally. Yes, So she got
Speaker 2: us the like so four or five days later, so
Speaker 2: that's ok. She got us another appointment very quickly, she
Speaker 2: got moved up the ranks and she was a license
Speaker 2: So all worked out.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay? Good? Was she mad though she was heated.
Speaker 2: She did not speak. We got in the car to
Speaker 2: go home. She just sat in the car. I was like,
Speaker 2: you're gonna turn it on.
Speaker 3: She was like just sitting there. She's just looking out
Speaker 3: the window.
Speaker 2: You know, you so mad, You're just looking out the
Speaker 2: window and there's nothing that anybody can say to you
Speaker 2: to make.
Speaker 3: You stop looking out the window. Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I was like, okay, ice cream, banana split, cherry
Speaker 2: on top, what you want.
Speaker 3: I know, we knew shoes. We're not perfect. We're not perfect,
Speaker 3: not perfect. We mess up.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean I remember the days, you know, my
Speaker 2: kids used to eat Cheetos for dinner, like it is
Speaker 2: what it is, probably still happens, rob And I was
Speaker 2: trying to half the people think I.
Speaker 3: Was better last week.
Speaker 2: Yeah the other day, Okay, I've been wanting to talk
Speaker 2: about this, the whole AI artificial intelligence, ok because you
Speaker 2: know there's all these you know, very rich people, billionaires
Speaker 2: or whatever that are putting their money into artificial intelligence,
Speaker 2: basically building semi humans. Right, So all of a sudden.
Speaker 2: Everybody's like, no, stop, this has gone too far because
Speaker 2: I think the artificial intelligent robots are smarter than us.
Speaker 2: I think that they have created them and somebody said
Speaker 2: it wasn't safe. I think they get mad. Can you
Speaker 2: imagine you have a robot in your house and I.
Speaker 3: Think it's mad too. Oh my gosh, I think they
Speaker 3: have turned violent. Really, I'm being dad serious. What I
Speaker 3: read it?
Speaker 1: Okay, this is similar to the vibranium exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need an article or something. No, what do
Speaker 3: you mean?
Speaker 1: I mean, so you're saying, these rich people have robots
Speaker 1: in their house.
Speaker 2: Well, they're putting money into artificial intelligence AI, that is
Speaker 2: building robot like guys. Yes, and they have feelings or
Speaker 2: they have pulled back going forward with this because of
Speaker 2: what has been happening, which is they are now turning violent.
Speaker 2: I might be making some of this up, but they
Speaker 2: are turning violent.
Speaker 1: So get this from this. This is like a movie.
Speaker 2: This is not a movie. I'm being honest. I read
Speaker 2: the article, guys. I read so many articles. I cannot
Speaker 2: remember all that I read. I'm here to tell you that. Okay,
Speaker 2: and I bought aline don't really read.
Speaker 1: So there's right, you read it on those those fake news.
Speaker 3: No I'm not Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: You speaking National Inquirer. No, no, these are these are reputable.
Speaker 1: But speaking of Donald Trump, Like, what's happening.
Speaker 3: Did they charge the man? Yeah, he was charged and
Speaker 3: he played not.
Speaker 1: Guilty and he played not guilty. Okay, So then now
Speaker 1: we are just waiting. We're just waiting for the CA Okay,
Speaker 1: So do we think he's going to jail. No, because
Speaker 1: I've read like he could get up to like four
Speaker 1: years or zero, anywhere between zero to four years.
Speaker 3: Okay, can we tell you we know it's going to
Speaker 3: be zero? Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1: I want to go back to kind of along the
Speaker 1: lines of artificial intelligence. Not really, but like I just
Speaker 1: want to put this out there for everyone. I did
Speaker 1: read an article where the FBI is warning people, yeah,
Speaker 1: to use the charging stations like out in public. So
Speaker 1: whether it's like at the airport, yep, because yeah, anywhere,
Speaker 1: because people can put devices or chips or something in
Speaker 1: there that will like pull all your information from your phone,
Speaker 1: or it'll like somehow like put some type of virus in.
Speaker 3: Your phone and you'll get all your information out of it.
Speaker 1: So be careful. Just use your own charger.
Speaker 4: A new warning from the FBI, don't use those free
Speaker 4: charging stations in airports, hotels, or shopping centers. Criminals have
Speaker 4: figured out ways to use public USB ports to infect
Speaker 4: devices with malware and monitoring software. The agency is advising
Speaker 4: the public to bring their own cables and charging bricks.
Speaker 3: Totally be careful.
Speaker 2: And you know what, at the airports, I found them
Speaker 2: to be all broken anyway, right, okay, so all.
Speaker 3: Of the US slots were broken.
Speaker 2: They had like McDonald's special sauce in them, right right.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but if the FBI is telling you
Speaker 2: don't do it, don't do it. Just use your own charges,
Speaker 2: be very careful.
Speaker 3: And public like wi fi. Public WiFi is a disaster too.
Speaker 2: They will get all your information and they will run
Speaker 2: up your little credit cards in five seconds. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: just everybody just be mindful and be very careful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: One last thing about the AI. Can you imagine if
Speaker 2: you're if you have a robot in your house and
Speaker 2: you're telling it to clean, and they turn around and they're.
Speaker 3: Like, hell, no, bitch, right, bitch, you clean? That would
Speaker 3: be me.
Speaker 1: Okay, So scammers are using AI to recreate kids' voice.
Speaker 3: Oh, I have seen this.
Speaker 1: They're using AI to recreate kids' voices to call parents
Speaker 1: and tell them that their kids are missing and to
Speaker 1: try to get money from them.
Speaker 3: I've seen that.
Speaker 1: Like they literally yes, so they'll the parents will get
Speaker 1: a call.
Speaker 3: Yes'd be like mom, I've been.
Speaker 1: Kidnapped, second thousand dollars or whatever, and then like they're
Speaker 1: all like panicking and stuff. And then they find out
Speaker 1: like it was all yeah, that their daughter is like
Speaker 1: safe in her bed or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of kids, and the person was scary. It's
Speaker 2: very scary. And the person we're not really talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Nick Cannon didn't know all the names of his kids.
Speaker 1: He did an interview and somebody was like, name all
Speaker 1: twelve of your kids, and he was like, Rock and Row, Golden,
Speaker 1: Sunshine and Rain.
Speaker 3: I'm making these names out ivy amp Park, Blue and North.
Speaker 2: And then he was like and yeah, number nine, ten, eleven, twelve,
Speaker 2: y'all don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Okay, she didn't say that, but it was
Speaker 1: like he wait on top of that. I saw that
Speaker 1: he said he wants Taylor Swift to have his thirteenth child.
Speaker 3: Is he serious?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Why for the jeans? I don't know no.
Speaker 2: What Nick Cannon did he have on his turban when
Speaker 2: he said it he didn't have on his turban. I
Speaker 2: think the turbine makes him speak normally.
Speaker 3: You think so makes it squeezes his brain.
Speaker 1: Think a little bit better, Nick, So he already said
Speaker 1: he wishes Christina Milian had one. Now he wants Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift one.
Speaker 2: Okay, but but Taylor's single now she broke up with
Speaker 2: her boo, So they're trying to figure out how fast
Speaker 2: she's gonna start dating Pete Davison because everybody knows that
Speaker 2: the Pete Davison pene is coming. It's serious, Okay, everybody
Speaker 2: wants that Pete Davison paeness.
Speaker 3: Honey.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what we didn't talk about recently after
Speaker 1: the announcement. But Bravo Khan is gonna be in Vegas.
Speaker 3: Bravo Khan, Bravo Kan.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm gonna be in November, right, and in
Speaker 2: November I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 3: That could either go left to go right. Okay.
Speaker 2: It is nice that everything will probably be in one building.
Speaker 2: I am like super excited about like Vegas, baby, like
Speaker 2: Bravo con and Vegas.
Speaker 3: Like that's that's that's a that's a vibe. Yeah, that's exciting.
Speaker 2: But like Vegas is the platform for Shenanigan's nonsense drugs
Speaker 2: and alcohol, so is anybody showing up for their panel?
Speaker 3: Who's showing up the Who's struck today? That is very true. Yes,
Speaker 3: that is very true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, well you know that we will we
Speaker 1: wherever we're supposed to be because we're professional, right, but
Speaker 1: there will definitely be people. I mean, but you know what, honestly,
Speaker 1: it don't matter if you're in Vegas or Montana. Right,
Speaker 1: if they're gonna drink and party, they're gonna do it.
Speaker 1: That is very true, you know what I mean, That
Speaker 1: is very true. But I am actually because you know,
Speaker 1: Brava Khan wore us out. But when I heard that
Speaker 1: and saw that, I was like, okay, yeah, I'm here
Speaker 1: for Vegas. I like that. And then potentially it means
Speaker 1: like I would think all the talent would stay in
Speaker 1: the same hotel where all of the events are taking them.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, right, you could do everything in
Speaker 1: one building. Yeah, yeah, I'm here for that. Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 1: We approve, not that anybody asked we approve. We are
Speaker 1: to like switch it up it is, and then I
Speaker 1: was thinking they could do they can switch cities and
Speaker 1: that would keep it fresh, right, But then it's also
Speaker 1: good because then you can get the people from the
Speaker 1: West coast. It'll be easier for the West coast people
Speaker 1: to come, you know what I mean, it's always on
Speaker 1: the East coast. Yeah, then those people always have to
Speaker 1: travel to the from the west to the east. And
Speaker 1: I know the poor Californians feel left out?
Speaker 3: Do they? Probably?
Speaker 1: I mean, like everything Brava related is like over here, Okay,
Speaker 1: Like we still need to go over there for a show.
Speaker 3: For a show, Yeah, a live show of reason. Oh
Speaker 3: we do we do? Oh?
Speaker 2: Might we might be able to like work that in
Speaker 2: Maybe while we're out there, maybe we'll see Speaking of
Speaker 2: and I can't believe I forgot to talked about this
Speaker 2: last week. There is something called Ultimate Girl's Tripland Baby
Speaker 2: and it is on Peacock and check it out.
Speaker 3: It is it has been a key key. Have you
Speaker 3: been watching, Carly?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's it's a good it's a good little key key.
Speaker 2: Carly has thoughts and opinions. She's been watching I still
Speaker 2: need to catch up. So we started watching like the
Speaker 2: first episode when I was packing, and then I haven't
Speaker 2: watching yet.
Speaker 3: You saw you saw one episode around friend, Hi, friend,
Speaker 3: you saw one episode. I don't you know, I don't
Speaker 3: even watch our show, right, Yeah. You weren't supposed to
Speaker 3: tell people now, I mean I was like, you know,
Speaker 3: I watch it when they send it to us. I
Speaker 3: watch it a by laptop.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, no, I'll try to I got I told
Speaker 1: you My TVs are being dominated now because I'm not
Speaker 1: home by myself during the day.
Speaker 3: So you know, I can't just say, okay, it's for y'all.
Speaker 3: Corey Carter, why on you? I'm sure you have more
Speaker 3: than four TVs.
Speaker 1: We do, and you have laptops we do, okay, but
Speaker 1: because one it's home, we're spending a lot of time
Speaker 1: together watching the same things together.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is some bonding time. Yes. Oh okay, I
Speaker 3: like that, you know what I mean? Yeah? Okay, all right, fine.
Speaker 1: Then yes, so I have to wait until he like
Speaker 1: goes and does something to watch what I want to watch.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the last thing I wanted to talk
Speaker 2: to y'all about. And then we have to move on
Speaker 2: to some questions. Okay, So and y'all I read an article,
Speaker 2: I promise. So when I was in the Doobie, Yeah,
Speaker 2: also known as Dubai, they go by the AED. That's
Speaker 2: their form of currency.
Speaker 3: The currency. Okay, we are the dollar.
Speaker 2: India came out and said, we're not doing any more transactions.
Speaker 2: We're not doing any more what do you call it
Speaker 2: when you make a negotiations with the dollar?
Speaker 1: Okay, we're using our rubies? Really is it ruby?
Speaker 3: Rupees? Rupees? We're using rupees.
Speaker 2: Now, mind you this one dollar is about seven and
Speaker 2: forty eight rupees.
Speaker 3: But that's not the point.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So somebody else came out and said, we're
Speaker 2: not using the dollar either. Gods, the dollar is about
Speaker 2: to be in the trash can why because of nobody.
Speaker 3: If it's not like.
Speaker 2: The world currency, then it becomes lesser value.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're not using it because they feel like
Speaker 1: it's not stable.
Speaker 3: I think they want to use their own currency, which
Speaker 3: is probably what they should have been doing.
Speaker 1: I mean, but you know, they keep talking about like
Speaker 1: recession of recession is coming in, recession is coming, recession
Speaker 1: and recessions. Yeah, maybe that's why. Maybe they're scared that
Speaker 1: the dollar is going to like crash could be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, could be. So I don't know. I'm going to
Speaker 3: hold on to my dollar. Okay, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know what you're gonna do with your dollar. My dollar's
Speaker 2: gonna be heilly, put it all under the mattress.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put it in my braw. Right. You hear
Speaker 3: about the bank fashion? No, what bank? It was like
Speaker 3: multiple banks in like one week crash.
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I saw that, the Wells Fargo. It was
Speaker 3: that it was better not be that Bank of America.
Speaker 3: What bank was it? It was Silicone in the OC
Speaker 3: in the Silicon Valley. Yes, I did see that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like three and then it was something
Speaker 1: like it was like three banks in one week that crashed.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's a problem. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna hold on to my little dollar.
Speaker 2: No more major purchases people, Yeah, no more.
Speaker 3: What was I gonna say? Okay, I have something funny.
Speaker 1: So did you see Teresa Judas post she posted on
Speaker 1: her stories something for Ramona Singer's daughter. Right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: read you exactly.
Speaker 3: What it says. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: So it's a picture of like two girls. I guess
Speaker 1: one of them is Avery. Okay, So it says, congrats
Speaker 1: Avery Singer on the launch of her new company at
Speaker 1: batch Boss. Go give her a follow to show your support.
Speaker 1: If you need any batch planning help. I guess it's
Speaker 1: bachelorette parties. She is your girl something like that. Make
Speaker 1: and this is the other box. Make sure they tag
Speaker 1: batch Boss please, and this is our website if they
Speaker 1: want to click as well.
Speaker 3: What So, she pretty much did.
Speaker 1: A copy and paste from the so the people sent
Speaker 1: this to Teresa.
Speaker 3: Hey, Teresa, can you post about Avery's new business?
Speaker 1: Yes, literally copied and paste everything they said and put
Speaker 1: it in there. And the part that's crazy, it is
Speaker 1: like two separate boxes. So I'm gonna show it to you.
Speaker 1: So the second one, the second box literally says make
Speaker 1: sure they tag batch Boss please, and this is our
Speaker 1: website if they want to click as well.
Speaker 2: This is why you got You gotta love Teresa. We
Speaker 2: got to love Teresa.
Speaker 3: Because she just she either she don't give a damn,
Speaker 3: which is it?
Speaker 2: That's what we would need to know. This is absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 2: Now have you been watching Jersey?
Speaker 3: I have not.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen Jersey either, so I have not, but
Speaker 2: I want to say y'all should watch Jersey.
Speaker 3: We're gonna give Jersey a little shot, yea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I mean, yeah, I haven't watched it, but
Speaker 1: I do see like clips of stuff, and you know,
Speaker 1: it's the whole Teresa Melissa stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And from what I feel like, I feel like, and
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, I might be in the minority.
Speaker 1: I feel like Melissa and Joe kind of have a
Speaker 1: point with everything that's going on.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Probably, I'm sure both sides have a point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just feel like, from what I can tell,
Speaker 1: it seems like people are really harsh, like coming down
Speaker 1: harsh on Melissa and Joe for like anything and everything
Speaker 1: that they do right. And I feel like from the
Speaker 1: clips that I can see, I feel like they're coming
Speaker 1: from a point of frustration.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and hurt. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But and it's like, for whatever reason, people just want
Speaker 1: to think that they're just like being messy or that
Speaker 1: they're not being genuine right, and that's not how it's
Speaker 1: coming off. And supposedly to Melissa, Teresa said, Melissa, she
Speaker 1: do on Joe something like that, Yeah, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1: I mean she was like making up with some guy
Speaker 1: or something. And I everybody just need a Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I just feel like I might be
Speaker 1: in the minority because I feel like most people are
Speaker 1: teamed Teresa. How they are I think, so yeah, but
Speaker 1: from what I see, I don't know, carl you watch.
Speaker 3: I do, and it's not it is an unpopular opinion, but.
Speaker 1: I agree with you, okay, so car So Carly said,
Speaker 1: she kind of what my opinion is an unpopular opinion,
Speaker 1: but she kind of agrees with me, right, Yeah. I
Speaker 1: just feel I feel like they're being like either misunderstood
Speaker 1: or just I believe they're being intentionally misunderstood. People just
Speaker 1: don't want to hear what they're saying, and I can.
Speaker 1: It just looks like she's just frustrated.
Speaker 3: So so this week we need to be team Melissa.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not team anybody.
Speaker 1: Next week, I'm not teaming anybody because, like I said,
Speaker 1: I haven't even watched, but just from what I see
Speaker 1: and what I observing and maybe just knowing, like you know,
Speaker 1: because we've we've done this for years, like and we
Speaker 1: know like a little bit more than what the viewers
Speaker 1: know that there's a lot more that goes into it
Speaker 1: than I'm just like, eh, I don't know it doesn't
Speaker 1: feel like it's like she's the villain here.
Speaker 2: Right, all right, So I we're gonna switch gears because
Speaker 2: we haven't done this in a while, and I want
Speaker 2: to give like a little drum roll.
Speaker 3: Was that a drum roll? Wait? Okay, wait a minute,
Speaker 3: that's fine, that's fine. Close enough drum roll?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 3: It is now time for is it reasonable or is
Speaker 3: it jady? All right?
Speaker 2: So you guys have sent us a situation. We're gonna
Speaker 2: read it and we're gonna let you know if it's
Speaker 2: reasonable or shady?
Speaker 3: All right, and this is from el JC. Okay, high ladies.
Speaker 2: You two are definitely my favorite housewives and I love
Speaker 2: the podcast. I have a question, though, is it reasonable
Speaker 2: or shady? Two of my closest friends split a twenty
Speaker 2: dollars item as a wedding gift? This right here, I
Speaker 2: can end this right now. This is the shady shit
Speaker 2: I've rid. Okay, y'all split a twenty dollars gift?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Okay, anyway, I need to know how
Speaker 3: old y'all are. Oh that's true, that's true. Okay, but
Speaker 3: it continues.
Speaker 2: Yes, I didn't need them to spend a fortune, but
Speaker 2: I definitely it definitely rubbed me the wrong way at
Speaker 2: the time. Still kind of does, honestly, to the point
Speaker 2: where I think I've only used the item one time.
Speaker 2: No one of those friends is engaged.
Speaker 1: Oh now now one of those friends is engaged. I
Speaker 1: think it's type of oh type so oh, so now
Speaker 1: one of them is engaged. Okay, if I get her
Speaker 1: a cheap gift for her wedding, I'm definitely someone who
Speaker 1: usually is a big is the bigger person, but this
Speaker 1: situation really irked me.
Speaker 3: What do you think?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so first of all, that was like they
Speaker 1: that was super shady for them to split a twenty
Speaker 1: dollars gift, and.
Speaker 3: You want to know how oh they are. I'm like,
Speaker 3: it don't matter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't mean even right, because if if you're
Speaker 1: old enough to get it married, you have more than
Speaker 1: ten dollars, right, If you're old enough to attend a wedding,
Speaker 1: to be a guest at a wedding, you have more
Speaker 1: than ten dollars number one. Yes, So it's like, what
Speaker 1: does that say about how they feel about her as
Speaker 1: a friend? So okay, the question is does she return
Speaker 1: a favor by giving? So we're gonna give her a
Speaker 1: ten dollars gift?
Speaker 3: What costs ten dollars?
Speaker 1: I know, are you gonna give her twenty dollars gift?
Speaker 3: You give a gift car for starts to Starbucks or something, I.
Speaker 1: Would say, be the Yeah, it is a reason, she said,
Speaker 1: is she's saying? She said, normally she is the bigger person. Okay,
Speaker 1: isn't reasonably shady if I get her a cheap gift
Speaker 1: for her wedding?
Speaker 3: No, it's not. It's not shady. It's definitely very reasonable.
Speaker 1: But if you are usually the bigger person, I think
Speaker 1: you will feel better about yourself by staying the bigger.
Speaker 3: Person who needs to feel good about themselves.
Speaker 1: I mean, she won't like have any regrets, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Like, oh, true, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like you could one day because I wonder how many times,
Speaker 1: how much time has passed, all that type of stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, there's some other variable's going on.
Speaker 3: So no, you're not shady if you give her a
Speaker 3: cheap gift.
Speaker 1: But ah, there's nothing wrong with you being the bigger
Speaker 1: person and actually getting her a gift that you think
Speaker 1: is appropriate for a wedding. Right, But let's be clear,
Speaker 1: your friend was shady your friends, you're shady who split
Speaker 1: a twenty dollars gift and I want to know what
Speaker 1: the gift is, right, like, because she said she hasn't
Speaker 1: used it that much.
Speaker 3: What is that? What could it be? What is that?
Speaker 3: Like a curling iron, a blow dry spoon.
Speaker 2: It's like it's probably that vibrator and maybe she didn't
Speaker 2: have to remote control for it.
Speaker 3: It was the cheap kind, like what if?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is hilarious.
Speaker 3: I want to follow up on something.
Speaker 1: So a couple of few episodes ago, we talked about
Speaker 1: how we're talking about how we use all these plastic
Speaker 1: water bottles, right and oh and we don't use the
Speaker 1: reusable ones because.
Speaker 3: They get all mildewy and bacteria. Right.
Speaker 1: Yes, So one person did email us kind of getting
Speaker 1: on us because we need to stop being damaging to
Speaker 1: the planet and using plastic water bottles is very.
Speaker 3: Bad for the planet. Okay, so sorry, yes, okay, So.
Speaker 1: Thankfully our friend Derek. Shout out to Derek. He wrote
Speaker 1: in said, hey, ladies, great pot today. I feel like
Speaker 1: every time y'all talk about something, I either have it
Speaker 1: or have done or used it. So I know y'all
Speaker 1: were talking about water bottles and this and stuff on
Speaker 1: the pod. I have this water bottle I've had for
Speaker 1: years that is self cleaning. I still watch it during
Speaker 1: the week as well.
Speaker 3: Derek Sapline, he said, there's no such thing.
Speaker 1: He said, there's no smells, and it cleans the water
Speaker 1: as well. It uses the same UVC light that hospitals
Speaker 1: used to sterilize their equipment. Oh okay, now he's high tech. Okay, okay, Derek. Yes,
Speaker 1: I shout a video, a quick video before I went
Speaker 1: back to work, showing the bottle have a great week.
Speaker 1: Oh what was I clicked on it because I saw this.
Speaker 1: What was the the name of it? Okay, So the
Speaker 1: bottle is by the company called lark La r Q.
Speaker 1: Apparently they were on Shark Tank. The bottles like one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. But if it does this.
Speaker 3: It's worth it. It is worth it.
Speaker 1: So I think I'm going to do my part to
Speaker 1: try to save the planet and create less waste.
Speaker 3: I think you should plastic waste. Yes, and I'm going
Speaker 3: to get one of these and try it out.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me out try Yeah, definitely try that out
Speaker 1: and let me know what you think. Yeah, but if
Speaker 1: it starts stinking, month two. He said he's had it
Speaker 1: for years. He said, I've had this water bottle for years.
Speaker 3: And that's the smell. Does the UV light that cleans it?
Speaker 3: Does that give you cancer?
Speaker 1: Well, okay, that's a good question. But it's says hospitals
Speaker 1: use it to sterilize their equipment. Speaking of yeah, have
Speaker 1: you seen reports where like, I feel like, all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, I started seeing reports about like, when you
Speaker 1: get your nails done, you don't you wear the press
Speaker 1: press ons. But I get my nails done and I
Speaker 1: set my nails under the gel dryer, right, and it
Speaker 1: was like, oh, the UV light from the gel dryers
Speaker 1: causes cancer and blah blah blah. You gotta wear sunscreen,
Speaker 1: you gotta do all this. So I asked my nail tech.
Speaker 1: I was like, should I be concerned about this light?
Speaker 1: And she was like, we use an LED light which
Speaker 1: does not cause cancer.
Speaker 3: Oh so this is a thing. Yeah, oh wow, so
Speaker 3: this is intrinquing.
Speaker 1: Right, So you know, for anyone out there, ask your
Speaker 1: nail text if they have the UV light or.
Speaker 3: That LED light. Okay, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, now I don't believe Remember, you know, the report
Speaker 2: of like perms for your hair cause cancer.
Speaker 3: I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think it sits on your hair long
Speaker 1: enough to do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it seeps, because it does. If
Speaker 2: it hits your scalp, it's gonna burn. So how would
Speaker 2: it cause the cancer? And I asked my obi about it,
Speaker 2: and she was like, yeah.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, you know, I don't think.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that chemical if you like ingest it like
Speaker 1: every day, maybe, but like I don't think something that
Speaker 1: sits on your hair for a few minutes and you
Speaker 1: wash it out once every few months it's gonna cause cancer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should we should do that.
Speaker 1: Can see where the light if I go to the
Speaker 1: light every if I go to the nailcelel every two
Speaker 1: weeks and I'm sitting under this UV light or whatever, like,
Speaker 1: that's like causing can.
Speaker 3: Cause skin cancer. It's like being outside and the sun.
Speaker 3: It's like being outside and sun.
Speaker 1: Yes, but the LED light is better anyway.
Speaker 3: Okay, I like that.
Speaker 2: And and but cancer research I told you a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago, is that it's very good now or something.
Speaker 3: It's something.
Speaker 1: Yes, you had a cure for something. There's a cure
Speaker 1: for something. There's something for us something.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, I got okay, go ahead, No, go ahead?
Speaker 1: So one more follow up on the Larsa and having
Speaker 1: sex four times a day? Hey girls, this is from Austin.
Speaker 1: Hey girls, I can have sex a lot, but me
Speaker 1: and my partner never make it past twice a day.
Speaker 1: If you did it anymore, you would have no more
Speaker 1: come to come out. So Larsa is full of it.
Speaker 1: He couldn't be lasting long each time.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Scotty has no more come in his body
Speaker 2: because it is you know, because Larsa did two. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is a mess. Wait a minute, something something damn
Speaker 2: got that fast?
Speaker 1: Wow? Sheesh, what were we talking about just before that? Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, I can't remember what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, Robin, I think you're beautiful. I
Speaker 1: think you're amazing. So happy that we're friends.
Speaker 2: Okay, Every now and again, we need some love, okay,
Speaker 2: I mean, because it's hard out here in these streets.
Speaker 3: Do you know? Haters are amazing to me because they
Speaker 3: don't let ups mean fascinating.
Speaker 2: I mean, the level and the effort that it takes
Speaker 2: to hate on somebody is just outrageously weird to me.
Speaker 3: It's getting weirder by the day.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, so this is somebody who is ROBERTA mcgil
Speaker 2: and she said, you know what, ladies, I just want
Speaker 2: to send a quick email to tell you thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you for being so awesome and making me laugh
Speaker 2: till I cry. You guys have been such a fun
Speaker 2: bright spot each week for me while dealing taking care
Speaker 2: of my elderly dad's health issues at the hospital. I
Speaker 2: can't thank you enough much love, Bobby mcguil. That's really nice.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Yes, and today nice to know that we
Speaker 2: can like make somebody happy every now and again.
Speaker 3: It's great. That's why we do it.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: So haters suck on it. Take that.
Speaker 2: Take that by the way, and they've this This episode
Speaker 2: has aired of Ultimate Girl's Trip. While we were there
Speaker 2: one of the nights. One of the girls, her name
Speaker 2: is Whitney. She's the Salt like one of the Salt
Speaker 2: Lake girls. She's very much into sex, as you know
Speaker 2: most people are. And we had like a tantric food
Speaker 2: night right in this We had a chef that was
Speaker 2: giving us food that when we put in our mouth,
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to like invoke all these senses and we
Speaker 2: all want to.
Speaker 1: Like afrodis kind of We were all supposed to like
Speaker 1: oysters and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yes, so we had like a big fat oyster and
Speaker 2: then he made some other things. He had a big
Speaker 2: thing that looked like a penis come out, but he
Speaker 2: peeled it open, and you'd never want to peel a penis.
Speaker 2: He peeled it open and stuff was in there.
Speaker 3: That was good.
Speaker 2: Anyway, long story short, there is something to be said
Speaker 2: about aphrodisiac food.
Speaker 3: Okay, so did you feel effect?
Speaker 2: I didn't feel like I wanted to have sex with
Speaker 2: any of those women. However, I did feel like, wow,
Speaker 2: this is intriguing that like your your mouth senses are
Speaker 2: a different point of sensual pleasure.
Speaker 3: So did you get horny?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Again, I did not want to have sex with any
Speaker 3: of these said did you want to have sex with them?
Speaker 3: Maybe you to your room and has sex with yourself.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I was tired. I went to be okay, like,
Speaker 3: did you get turned on somehow?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: But I could I could see it happened, like I
Speaker 2: could I understand it now. Okay, it's what I'm saying. Really, yes, Okay,
Speaker 2: I get that. So I'm going to work on that.
Speaker 3: I'm going to have a tantric dinner.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, I've got to work on this. Y'all cannot
Speaker 2: come right? Can we do the dinner? Can we see
Speaker 2: this happen? No, you cann act, but I think that
Speaker 2: fine on camera? What are you talking about? I don't
Speaker 2: know nothing about cameras. Cameras. H I'm gonna do some
Speaker 2: research and that I'm gonna let you know, just give
Speaker 2: you some spices for your life.
Speaker 3: Did you know that there's like sex houses that you
Speaker 3: can like visit and watch people have sex? What? Yes,
Speaker 3: your neighbor?
Speaker 1: No, Like it's like an actual Carly said, yes, have
Speaker 1: you been You haven't?
Speaker 3: I did want to go for like recent purposes? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Have you been robbing? It's like a voyeur? No I
Speaker 3: have not.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go potentially? I have no desire. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like it's like a museum. Oh, or like a zoo.
Speaker 1: Is this in the United States? It's like down the
Speaker 1: street in Caytonsville were going out and where in DC? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: we got it's like some of the cakes. But it's like,
Speaker 1: let me tell you, like a museum or like a zoo.
Speaker 1: And Ashley's coming with us because you know she loves
Speaker 1: anything like that. We can get Charisa come with us. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, sign me up, okay, yes, and we get
Speaker 2: some tips all of it right or just entertainment right
Speaker 2: or not? Or yeah or you know yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: can say, I can say move your leg over here.
Speaker 3: All right, it's a whole lot better. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: That is our episode. Guys, we love y'all so much.
Speaker 2: Don't ever forget to live your life either.
Speaker 3: Reasonable ord, shaitey or both see y'all.
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