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Speaker 1: it was an afternoon game. We are back. It is

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Speaker 1: the O G S and we have Oh yeah, there's

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Speaker 3: Got the comedy legend, Gary motherfucking Owen, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I just want to say that this is an amazing

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Speaker 2: two of my favorite you can say two favorites. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: well we only got a couple, so yeah, I guess

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Speaker 2: I would say my two favorite for sure.

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Speaker 2: In the building, we go way back killing we're.

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Speaker 1: Gonna talk about that way back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, go way back. I mean we're gonna get into that.

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Speaker 1: And we're gonna do let's just get into it where

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Speaker 2: Let's just I don't know, I think we want to

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Speaker 1: Let's go with these bullshit questions and then we're talking

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Speaker 1: about some real where did you start doing hey? Hey,

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Speaker 2: All bullshit side. No, I didn't know you served in

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Speaker 1: Well, you grew up. I was the easiest cell ever

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Speaker 1: buddy of mine joined the navy. Goes man, you got

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Speaker 1: I go, dude, out my ass whooped in eighth grade

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Speaker 1: trying to fight no talibanion or Russians living in third

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Speaker 2: I was just coming in on the submarine a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Navy was the best because they'd be like, yo, no,

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Speaker 1: And then everybody's getting yelled at used getting yelled at

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Speaker 2: Yelled so that's like jail. Then three hots in the

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Speaker 1: So they used to tell us I don't know this ship.

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Speaker 2: The world gonna stop my ship? Yeah, I'm just tell

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Speaker 1: That was the rumor.

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Speaker 2: Go here, Jack, Yeah, I will.

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Speaker 1: You know. I was seventeen when I joined, so I

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Speaker 1: And then when we get to the we got the

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Speaker 2: I just don't know. This is kind of you. Remember

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Speaker 1: How old North Dakota?

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Speaker 3: I was south of south of the corner Southie.

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Speaker 1: I was younger, Coach, I was younger. I was. I

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Speaker 2: I would listen. I skipped this, skipped the masturbation, skipped

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Speaker 3: Here love it ourselves, right. See how long did you

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Speaker 1: So I just drove up and people forget Comicview used

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Speaker 3: Imagine, So you go from comic View to what what's

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, really, it's just it's in you. Okay.

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Speaker 1: like when you'll play pick up basketball, watch football. Wasn't

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Speaker 1: hook white people ship. Yeah, you like no white people shop.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to fishes fishing, that's the same thing.

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Speaker 2: But I'm loyal to the.

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Speaker 2: And then then later on I would see him and

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Speaker 1: Okay. Posy. One time, Posy was my dude. So I

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Speaker 1: He like smacked my credit card.

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Speaker 2: Noah, let me tell you doing some good times. But

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Speaker 2: He literally bleared right in. You know, it's like a

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Speaker 2: Gary through polls. And you know, we had some good times.

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Speaker 1: And the Heat events used to do right, yeah, Zoe's

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Speaker 1: I go, he's like a make a wish kid, like

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Speaker 1: I think something's wrong with the Donna's and they're just

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Speaker 1: the whole. While I'm wishing I just had two minutes

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Speaker 1: I whoop your ass. I didn't know anything audience either.

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Speaker 1: was just like this, Yeah, hey, Pat, I don't see

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Speaker 2: I killed this only one comedian on the city.

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Speaker 1: Gary you go ahead, Yeah, Gary, you go ahead. Kenny

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Speaker 1: got me the worst though, like those Zoe's Summer Groove

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Speaker 1: But as soon as he got them cussing out of the

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Speaker 2: He came with smoke. That spoke for sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. That was. That was the scarest ever was.

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Speaker 2: So you never played sports?

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Speaker 1: I did.

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Speaker 2: So you did play in high high school basketball and football?

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Speaker 4: I was.

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Speaker 1: I was wrestled mostly in high school, played football, baseball.

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Speaker 1: My best sport, crazy enough, was the discus. You know track,

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Speaker 1: You know you got the shot put and you got

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Speaker 2: The frisbee. Yeah, and all the was frisbee thrower.

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Speaker 1: When you go when you right, basically when you go

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Speaker 1: go home, you just all you're just playing sports to

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Speaker 1: are you doing? I go what? And he was like,

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Speaker 1: did just moon walk? And I go yeah, And he

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Speaker 1: was like, I said, dude, it is thirty five to

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Speaker 2: I remember that. I remember the joking. I don't know

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Speaker 2: and they were like, oh, hype and beating on they path?

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Speaker 2: Was that a true story?

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Speaker 1: We throw High school in Cincinnat, Ohio. We knew they

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Speaker 1: They surrounded our field the most intimidate thing ever. They

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Speaker 1: We got back to the huddle and the dude was like.

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Speaker 6: He's growling at us, He's growing at us, and I

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Speaker 6: like this rough rough. I was like, are you rough?

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Speaker 1: throw rough rough, he said. Crowd black Jeff, But I

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Speaker 1: because they brought the black cheerleaders. Oh that was the

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Speaker 1: very time I seeing that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was unfocused.

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Speaker 1: Changed your life? Man?

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Speaker 2: So when did you?

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Speaker 1: When did you?

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Speaker 2: When did you grow back? Go black?

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Speaker 1: It's like I always say, it's like being gay, Like

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Speaker 1: they're just gay. Same thing when they like black guy.

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Speaker 1: You like black guy. Always always like black girls. Didn't

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Speaker 1: It's almost like we overthink things in society. Were like,

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Speaker 1: what is it? What do you do? This? Did something

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Speaker 1: like like Mike did got hard and I says, we'll

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Speaker 1: be doing let's righte.

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Speaker 2: I like what I like?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty important that part happened.

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Speaker 2: That does Yeah, yeah, you're in trouble when it stopped happening.

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Speaker 1: I was the best roommate though in the Navy, because

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Speaker 1: it's a lot of trust, like because they leave on

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Speaker 1: deployments and like if their girl some one guy, his

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Speaker 1: Like we were. We're so we were like making keish together,

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Speaker 1: We're feeding grapes.

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Speaker 2: This is so good.

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Speaker 1: It's like great friends with this chick for like a month.

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Speaker 1: And then he came back and there was no like

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Speaker 1: he just knew, like nothing's happening here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Peter Veto, I know the name, Bro, Peter Aveto.

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Speaker 2: Great with names, Yeah, great with names.

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Speaker 3: Going going into like because i've seen you live before,

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Speaker 3: I've seen a lot of obviously have this conversation right here,

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Speaker 3: going into stand up. How much time do you put

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Speaker 3: seems like you just go out there and fucking just

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00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:09,239
Speaker 3: have at it.

436
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I just kind of wing it. Well, I mean,

437
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 1: when you get when you get.

438
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,960
Speaker 3: A specially that's on our podcast, just got to wing

439
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 3: it like that's what our podcast we just kind of

440
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:16,600
Speaker 3: wing it.

441
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:21,080
Speaker 1: Yeah like this, Yeah, I mean, I guess when you

442
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,199
Speaker 1: do the clubs, that's where you kind of it's like

443
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,560
Speaker 1: our practice for you guys. And then when you do

444
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,359
Speaker 1: the big theaters, that's our game. Like you can't just

445
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,320
Speaker 1: be up there like just hanging out trying to figure

446
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,920
Speaker 1: it out. People pay a lot of money and that's

447
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 1: an event. They get outfit, you know, especially black people,

448
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:42,040
Speaker 1: black people women. They get the nails, their hair, their

449
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,800
Speaker 1: outfit like it's in. It's a night out. You got

450
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,800
Speaker 1: to bring it the comic clubs, and some people enjoy

451
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,720
Speaker 1: the comic clubs more because that's where you really can

452
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,800
Speaker 1: just kind of mess around, try stuff. I just I

453
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,920
Speaker 1: don't know. I got adhd man. I can't tell a

454
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,679
Speaker 1: joke for too long, I get bored with it. So

455
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,439
Speaker 1: then that's and we're in such a great age now

456
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,440
Speaker 1: will stand up. With YouTube and TikTok and Facebook on it,

457
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 1: you can get your jokes out there. So if I

458
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 1: don't want to tell a joke no more, I just like,

459
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 1: I'll get a camera guy by a film this, I'm

460
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 1: gonna put it on the internet so I don't have

461
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Speaker 1: to say it no more. Because once it's out there.

462
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 1: You can't really say anymore. People get mad. Can't be

463
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,360
Speaker 1: a comedian telling same jokes. Here is joke stealing a thing?

464
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,959
Speaker 1: It is. I think it's it's not as crazy as

465
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,360
Speaker 1: people think. I think it's more if you're around somebody

466
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,160
Speaker 1: so long, you almost pick up their mannerisms. I've seen

467
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,119
Speaker 1: that more or their cadence, how they deliver their jokes.

468
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 1: So I've seen it, like I really saw. There was

469
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 1: a guy named Dane cook Back and like Dave was

470
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,760
Speaker 1: huge for a minute. Yeah, and he's still doing well,

471
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 1: but like the way he told his jokes, he was like,

472
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 1: you know, be like I eat, I eat, you know,

473
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 1: and I throw up and then my stomach was it

474
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,400
Speaker 1: was messed up. And then solely after I started seeing

475
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 1: a lot of more comics ever animated like him, you

476
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like I played basketball, shoot a rebound,

477
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 1: you know, I take a pic, you know, I travel, travel, travel,

478
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 1: you know, But I see guy, I see that more

479
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 1: than Joe, And I think sometimes I've noticed this too.

480
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 1: I've been around some people, some of my openers, and

481
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,920
Speaker 1: I had to tell him, and I don't want to

482
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,120
Speaker 1: say check him, but tell him, like we'll be at

483
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:16,120
Speaker 1: like Red Robin for the show, and I'll say something

484
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 1: and then whatever, we'll be talking about it, and then

485
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 1: he'll like bring up that conversation on stage. I'm like,

486
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: you know, you did you send my punchline? Like I

487
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 1: said that before I got the sandwich. He goes off

488
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,920
Speaker 1: for real. So I think sometimes they don't even realize.

489
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 1: I don't think it's like out and out, I'm taking

490
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 1: this and this is mine. Now. I did have a

491
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 1: guy in Pittsburgh one time. I was like, whoa, he

492
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 1: did Eddie Murphy's ice cream truck joke verbatim, and I

493
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 1: go and I'm sitting in the back room going like

494
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 1: yeah he and I was more mad at the crowd.

495
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,400
Speaker 1: I was like, you guys don't realize what he's doing

496
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 1: right now. I think he changed like the flavor. Yeah,

497
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'm the chill. So it was the

498
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 1: same joke. So it does happen, But I don't think

499
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 1: it's as I don't think it's as rampant as people think.

500
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 1: You know, and plus comedians we think, like, you know,

501
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,959
Speaker 1: there's only like Trump was a gold mine when he

502
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: was in office, and now the diddy stuff's going on.

503
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: So there's only so different, so many different ways you

504
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 1: can twist those stories. You know.

505
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,199
Speaker 2: Speaking of Diddy stuff, we ain't got to get into it.

506
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 2: But you've ever been to Diddy party.

507
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,719
Speaker 1: I've been at parties with Diddy, but I haven't been

508
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 1: to a Diddy party. So you're safe. Safe this this

509
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 1: booty is a burden. Cat said, said that about you.

510
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 1: You're safe. Yeah, Cat said, I'm good.

511
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 2: Quick question because I don't know, man, and I just

512
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 2: want to know. You got to give up the booty

513
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 2: in Hollywood to get on. This is this is what

514
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 2: people say, you got to give up. You got to

515
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 2: give up the booty to get on.

516
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 1: I think that's a crazy that's it's crazy logic.

517
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

518
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think. Here's what I now. When I

519
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 1: got an entertainment business. I did here there's a lot

520
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: of Jewish people and there's a lot of gay people

521
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 1: in the business. And I go and I that's true.

522
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 1: But I don't. I've never been like, you're not getting

523
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:11,439
Speaker 1: this unless you do a favor for me. You know,

524
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,439
Speaker 1: I would never sleep with a dude. I sleep an

525
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 1: old lady to get a part.

526
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 2: I would.

527
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 1: A white old lady. We can get it if it's

528
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: Avatar or something like that, like I'll blow that eighty

529
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: five year old back out so fast. He's like this,

530
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:27,119
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'd have been Avatar. Lie about it

531
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 1: to get the part Margaret, it's this one that cold

532
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: we got to pop it. Yeah.

533
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say so as long as it's

534
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 2: a black old lady.

535
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know why when if it was, the part

536
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: was right, Like, I've been hit on by dudes obviously

537
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 1: in the in this business, but I've never been like,

538
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: uh it never was uncomfortable or they made a move

539
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 1: on me. But you know, when you're in a room

540
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 1: somebody's hitting I was like, this is this seven round?

541
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 1: And other people pick up like that dude was hitting

542
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 1: on you.

543
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 2: I said, I thought so, but.

544
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna blast those people that's

545
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 1: having a couple of times because they didn't cross the

546
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 1: line like people. I hate it when you say, yeah,

547
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,360
Speaker 1: guy hit on me, I go wife hit on girls.

548
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,360
Speaker 1: So I don't know the difference, but it's like people like, yeah,

549
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: but you're you're not helping. The other person might be

550
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 1: a victim, I said, victim of what you're allowed to

551
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 1: hit on people? I mean, you had to hit on

552
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: your wife. You know you had hit on your wife.

553
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 1: That's how you get people.

554
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, but my wife kind of gave off the energy

555
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 2: that she liked men, so it was okay to hit him. Really,

556
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 2: if I didn't give you the fucking energy that I like, man,

557
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 2: why the fuck do you think it's okay to throw

558
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 2: your rod out here and see if you're gonna catch

559
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:39,639
Speaker 2: this fish?

560
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 1: Where'd you meet your wife at Florida.

561
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 2: Danesville University of Florida.

562
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: Oh, you met her in college.

563
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 2: I met her in college. He met his wife for

564
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 2: college too. Remember you know what you say, you was

565
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 2: a great roommate to have. And you can leave for

566
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 2: a month and you know that your roommate know you

567
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 2: wasn't no fucking girl. I can leave for a month.

568
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 2: I know he wasn't.

569
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: No, that's not South Dakota.

570
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, South Dasta, South Dakota. Yeah, that's my dog. I

571
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 2: could leave for a month, and I know Killer's gonna

572
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 2: keep it.

573
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: Johnson in his team, Yeah, they're just going to Subway

574
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: and get Mountain Dew together. I remember it was in

575
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 1: Mike's house one day and he was playing for Memphis

576
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: and they had a game we went over there early

577
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: in the day and then he was like, I thought

578
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 1: this dude was a chef. This dude walked in and

579
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: gave him a subway and mountain dew. I said, your chef,

580
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: ain't that's your pregame meal. And if you was gonna

581
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 1: ask me, what do you think Mike Millers pre game meal,

582
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 1: I was like, oh that. I's like, I'm thinking, you guys,

583
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: I think he's bringing like some tofu salad with some

584
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 1: chiasses and I say, smoothie caming straight mountain subway. I

585
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: was like this this, and I'm watching him play that night,

586
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 1: I was like, I know it's on the stomach right now.

587
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,719
Speaker 1: I see the wildest, the wildest I ever saw. I

588
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 1: was in Orlando and I saw Alan Iverson went out

589
00:27:56,160 --> 00:28:01,439
Speaker 1: one night and he was lit. He drink beers like

590
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: Corona yeah, conack man yo. That went for forty two

591
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: the next day against the Magic and it was afternoon game.

592
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 1: Like I literally left when he left at like two

593
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning. I go like, I woke up

594
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,919
Speaker 1: and he's in the warm uplying. I went, holy sh

595
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: this guy's amazing. Like I'm trying to get him a griddle.

596
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 1: Gridle this guy's lighting the magic cup. I just saw him.

597
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 2: That was a real want to drinking beers.

598
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah, No it was. I'll never forget

599
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: it. It was beers. It wasn't bottled this guy.

600
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 2: Yeah beer bro. Until I went with you, I was

601
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 2: drinking beers. A tomato juice got me fucked upmember, Yeah

602
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 2: you get me a little beersrr you have very beer

603
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 2: with tomato juice.

604
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: No, that's like having a steak with fruity pebbles. They

605
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: even go together.

606
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 2: He taught me in college.

607
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: One before we leave, I thought he was just I'm

608
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 1: guessy thinking about it, I might drop a part.

609
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 2: Shit had me throwing up. I was fucked up, but

610
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 2: I was drinking that ship sure disgusting.

611
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: Mike, Dude, you don't have to keep it real all

612
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: the time. It's like to brother, not keep real Beard.

613
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 2: Take this guy's Mike away, Let him keep going, Let

614
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 2: him keep going. More stories to tell.

615
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: So if you had, like your favorite stand up or movies?

616
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: Which one? If you picking stand ups? My favorite? But like,

617
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: I still get the rush when you get the part

618
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: in movie, cause you're not You're not excited when you're

619
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 1: on set. You're not exciting the movie comes out. The

620
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: excitement is when your agent a manager calls and be

621
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: like you got the part, or they offer this movie

622
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: to you. That's where they're like, oh my god. But

623
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 1: once you're on set, you're just working. But that is

624
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: the only time, Like when I first started doing stand up,

625
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,959
Speaker 1: like just to get on stage, I would get butterflies

626
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: and I'm nervous, and it wasn't about money or ticket sales.

627
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: It was just like, I get to get on stage.

628
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: And I almost missed that feeling, honestly. But movies, I

629
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: still get that rush when you get the phone call

630
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,959
Speaker 1: like you got the part. What you know, even if

631
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: it's a bad movie. I've done quite a few bad movies.

632
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Kevin Hart all amazing.

633
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, worked with all those guys.

634
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You worked with all those guys.

635
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 2: How was that working with those guys?

636
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: Eddie?

637
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 2: Oh, whoever you want to start with? With those legends in

638
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 2: the game.

639
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 1: So Eddie was intimidating because you didn't know, like we

640
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: did Daddy Daycare together, and I just that was the

641
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: first time. That's the first tame. Yeah, Brock Brocoli in

642
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: the care I played. Okay, kind of like your career.

643
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: You used to play and then you sat, but you're

644
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: still on the team.

645
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 2: I got a rule too. I got a rule too.

646
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 2: You got a three joke maximum. You already used to Donna.

647
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: She used to play the first three minutes and then

648
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: he started playing the last three minutes when they were

649
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 1: down by a lot.

650
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 2: Okay, that's your third, that's your third more, and it's

651
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 2: gonna be two people doing the showy.

652
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: I got another butt.

653
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 2: Hello, let hello, don't forget what you hare. Listen over town,

654
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 2: right around the corner you walk out the door, it'd.

655
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: Be three brothers the joke. Now, you're a great player.

656
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: You're exactly right, exactly right, So talk about those guys.

657
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: Eddie was intimidating just because I hadn't been around him,

658
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: and I was so young, and I was like yo,

659
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: and I had never met him. So Eddie was the

660
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: first time I felt like I was in the presence

661
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 1: of a superstar. I was like it probably like probably

662
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: the first time you guys saw Jordan or something, or

663
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: you're on the court with him, you were like, whoa

664
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: cav I've known since ninety eight. So when I from

665
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: the outside looking in. If if, if you're out in

666
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: public with Kevin, it gets weird. But when you're setting

667
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: like this, yeah, it's just two guys hanging out again,

668
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And then the same with

669
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: Apps for so long, those guys is as big as

670
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: they get. It's just like when you're with them, it's

671
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: just like you almost forget, like why are people why

672
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: did you people want their autograph a picture? It's Kevin,

673
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,440
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Or it's freaking Mike. I

674
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: remember we were shooting, thinking like, man, he's in Vegas.

675
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 1: I just never forget. keV was gonna go to one

676
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 1: of his guys going to Coffee Bean to get a coffee,

677
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: and I was like, you want a coffee bean? And

678
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: Kev's like, he goes, yeah, you want something Gary He

679
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: goes and literally he was, so he goes, I get it.

680
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: I get it. If you want something, you can get something.

681
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 1: I said, and shut up. You won't get me a coughee.

682
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: You you can't get me a coffee. He goes, You're

683
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: an asshole. Now I don't want to get you a coffee.

684
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, man, I didn't know you.

685
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 2: Had it like that.

686
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: But the way he said it, like the room stopped.

687
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 1: He goes, Gary, I'll get you. I'll get you a coffee. Man,

688
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: What do you want anything? You want to tell you

689
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: want old milk, your own milk. I don't care. You

690
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: want vanilla flavor, you want? You want hazel not I

691
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: got you. But it was so it was so like

692
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: genuine and serious. It's like, what, dude, I wasn't paying

693
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: for comin paper ship. When I'm with you, Kevin, past

694
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: that stuff, I already know you're taking. That's how That's

695
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: another great Posy story, talking about ahead of your So

696
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: when you when I used to hang out with Pose

697
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: a lot when he was with the Heat, it was

698
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: like I didn't have it. I was doing okay, but

699
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: I have a ton of money. And then I also

700
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 1: had to be carol because had everything out of my

701
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,719
Speaker 1: credit card. My wife questioned, right, so, you know, Miami,

702
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: you can run up some charges on the credit card.

703
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: I remember one night, like every time we went out

704
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: to eat Post you'd always pick up the check. So

705
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: I was like, remember one night we went the UH.

706
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: He was with the Celtics at the time, and so

707
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: it was like Paul Pierce Rondo. It was like literally

708
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,719
Speaker 1: six Celtics and then me and my buddy and then

709
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: we're sitting there and I said, I'm gonna get to

710
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: check tonight. I'm he's taking care of me. Last copy.

711
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it, motherfucking check. Hit the table went

712
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: here you go, James. It was like the thought was good. Yeah,

713
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,959
Speaker 1: I had to be like eight thousand something that thing.

714
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: I remember seeing it. I was like this, Noah, day,

715
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: let me get the next. But there was like like

716
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: twelve of us eating. I thought it was just gonna

717
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: be like a couple of us. I was like, you

718
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: must be crazy right now. So walking into you had

719
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: great attention. I did. I did. I had a great Sorry, Jane,

720
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: I took care of no One night in Cleveland, were

721
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 1: going Cleveland was just me and him eating and I

722
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: was like this, I got this. It was like at

723
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: a BENNI Hunter or some ship's.

724
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 2: Benn Yeah, man.

725
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: Like someone box and ship. I got this and go

726
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: and get some chicken bro steak. I got you. I

727
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,359
Speaker 1: was like, keV, I got you. Yeah, you want extra

728
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 1: gum yum sauce and what about it?

729
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 3: He comes every year to Memphis. Our buddy Nate does

730
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 3: a laugh at La Bonner laughs of the banner really

731
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:46,840
Speaker 3: Children's Hospital, Children's Hospital. Yeah, yeah, we do a benefit

732
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 3: every year. It's fun, man, Awesome. What you guys do

733
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 3: is awesome, It really is. I do you have laughs

734
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 3: A La Bonner's the Children's Hospital. They come and do

735
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,439
Speaker 3: a do a show at the nicest casino in the world.

736
00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That's a pit, isn't it. Sorry the Horseshoe.

737
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 2: And I want I want some recks out there. Yeah, yeah,

738
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 2: I want some money out there. Man.

739
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 1: Do you know they got a private room in that

740
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,319
Speaker 1: casino And I didn't know it. And literally it's a

741
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: wall and it opens and it's like a blackjack table

742
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: and you can only fit like four people at the

743
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: table and maybe ten people total in the room. But

744
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: I didn't know. And one of the's, one of these guys,

745
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: was gambling back there, and I was like, I know

746
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 1: this ship was back here, and I'm talking to him

747
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: like all right, y'all, and that dude grabbed me. He

748
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: goes where you going? I said, what do you mean?

749
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: He goes, I ain't lost and you walked in the

750
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 1: room that move. That dude did not let me leave

751
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: until he lost a hand. I was like I feel

752
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: hostage right now? Yeah, where you like, literally he grabbed me.

753
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 2: Where are you going?

754
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 1: I ain't loft? I lost my hands. You got the room,

755
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,720
Speaker 1: you ain't going nowhere, and the door is a wall

756
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,959
Speaker 1: and I'm like this, She says. If you ever feel

757
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: bad about your seal esteem from flat yeah, yeah, yeah,

758
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,879
Speaker 1: you ever feel batter about your life and Donna, things

759
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: ain't going your way, just just go any casino on

760
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: Tunica and you'll either like, got my shit together about that?

761
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 1: I really got my life together.

762
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 2: We used to invite me out there. I used to

763
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 2: go out there and hang out a little bit exactly

764
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:08,280
Speaker 2: is good though, Yeah.

765
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a fun that's a fun time. It's a

766
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: good cause too. And it just happened like I got

767
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: hired like in twenty thirteen, one year, and soon they

768
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: got in a car with this guy, Nate, Mike's buddy,

769
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 1: my buddy, Like I look like Biff from Back to

770
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: the Future, and he looks like he looks like Marty mcfa.

771
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,240
Speaker 1: So when you see us together, he's like that tall

772
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: and we looks like Back to the Future. But it

773
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: soon got his car also, we just started bagging on

774
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 1: each other. It was immediate. Some people you kick with,

775
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: and that's like, I fact, I've known this guy like

776
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 1: for twenty years and then we've just been friends ever since. Man,

777
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: So I just go back and do it every year,

778
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,720
Speaker 1: help him out, and it's good cause for the hospital

779
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 1: and stuff. You know, It's funny. One year, Danzel Williams

780
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: running back the Steelers. Yea, yeah, we we went and

781
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 1: we were giving toys all the kids, and so we

782
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: got this whole cart and we're going room the room.

783
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: Every black kid the family was flipping out over me,

784
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: every white fling slipping over him. It went so backwards,

785
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: every black and the parents like, oh ship, what you

786
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: doing here? The toys? I lett get pictures, and Danzel's

787
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: taking a picture of me with the black families. And

788
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,359
Speaker 1: then when he the white fans, but oh tell Joe

789
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 1: will Is running back, I'm taking a picture for him.

790
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: I didn't see one white family knew me, and that

791
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: one black faman knew DANZELO. It was so backwards.

792
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 2: That's how me and Mike Is and I go back

793
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 2: to South Dakota. They love South da. You've been in

794
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 2: South Dakota, and the man in South Dakota, he took

795
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 2: me back a couple of times. They love me.

796
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: Really, I'm the man that jack. I mean, he got it.

797
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: Big black dudes in South Dakota. I know they was like, WHOA.

798
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 2: Were sleeping you on TV?

799
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 1: We never sleeping on a person.

800
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 2: Talk.

801
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: We sleep big black guys on TV. We are sleep

802
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,720
Speaker 1: on in person. Holy that's how they talk.

803
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 2: Right, I will say, it's pretty good.

804
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 1: It's pretty good.

805
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 2: The mound of black people is just probably me and

806
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 2: my friends. That's about it.

807
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 1: So once you left, how many mix Kians are in

808
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: pre marriage? We had a high school, we had we had.

809
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 3: An influx in two thousand and three, two thousand and three,

810
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 3: twenty twenty one, two falls Rolls Belt one state championship.

811
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 2: That was a couple of my boys. It wasn't me.

812
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,240
Speaker 2: I got requirements you went there two thousand and three.

813
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 2: I got requirements, like your teeth, you need your teeth.

814
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 2: That eliminates seventy five percent of South Dakota?

815
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: Is that the corn thing? That the camera corn palce?

816
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 2: You went there, the popcorn Palace, but no, I have

817
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 2: not gone.

818
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: It's a corn pal First of all, put a little

819
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: respect to the corn Palace.

820
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 2: I respect you.

821
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: How many's about? I think it's about three four thousand.

822
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 1: No way, why they call the corn Palace made a corn?

823
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,280
Speaker 2: Just made it real corn.

824
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 1: Shut up. They changed the murals every every year, like

825
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 1: the building is made of corn. No, the buildings are.

826
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 3: I mean it's a concrete the murals and outside, the

827
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 3: whole outside is designed the corn.

828
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:12,879
Speaker 1: Oh okay, we'll get your photo of it. Yeah, that'sh

829
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: it terrible. You ain't lying. You don't make you don't

830
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: make me trying to go to the south and go

831
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: you're coming. Let me see that.

832
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 2: You've definitely got to get him the south of the Coataphie.

833
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: Oh there it is. Oh my god, that's where I

834
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: played all my high schoolasketball games. That's like a taj Mahal.

835
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,720
Speaker 2: That's that's like a casino. That's that looks like a casino.

836
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: I may or may not be on the side of

837
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:40,839
Speaker 1: the building right now. I mean, you're like the only one.

838
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 3: I think there's a there's a picture of me on

839
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 3: the side of it. Anyways, that's a big time spot.

840
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 3: And look at that, huh. I mean, when we're talking

841
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 3: about g you could have any fun making any jokes

842
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 3: about this place, could you?

843
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 2: Yes, you could.

844
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: I want to do a show there there's my side.

845
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: We got all kinds of stuff going on. Are you

846
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 1: the only guy from South kildaver make it to the NBA? Yes,

847
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: I believe. Hey, oh yeah, no, I ain't got Eric

848
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: Eric Paikowski?

849
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 2: Who Eric? Oh you know what's funny about Pikeski? Not

850
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 2: number fifty two or something.

851
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: So when I first started doing stand up, when me

852
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: and uh Nick Cannon would go to LA because then

853
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: he started doing stand up and we'd show up. Here

854
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: comes Kobe and Paakowski because Cob was on the Lakers

855
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 1: and Pike was on the Clippers and I was like

856
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 1: white dude and Nick was like seventeen. So we'd be

857
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 1: on the shows like Pokowski and Kobe. There it is

858
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: right there? Oh yes you yeah, how they find you?

859
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: Back then in South Dakota it went like YouTube. No. Yeah,

860
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 1: it was a tough deal. But he had to be goodish. Yeah,

861
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 1: he was pretty good, you think now he had to

862
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I.

863
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 2: Want to watch him play. I saw him actually play

864
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 2: before we became roommates in college, and like I said

865
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 2: all the time to.

866
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: Me, probably no, no, it was you guys are releasing

867
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 1: college like freshman year so far. Wow. Before South Dakota

868
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 1: and where do you grow up down there? Right?

869
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 2: That's crazy, I know you. Was like, what the no, man, listen.

870
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 2: I didn't believe it until I had to see it,

871
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. I had to see it

872
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 2: from my own eyes. It was this team with all

873
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 2: white guys, and it was one There was one unicorn

874
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 2: that did everything. Dribbled the ball, brought it up, ran

875
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 2: the offense, pass it to itself, rebounded outlet it to himself,

876
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 2: shot it everything fast forward. It was this motherfucker. But

877
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 2: when I came back to Miami, I told everybody, I say, Okay,

878
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 2: I seen Larry Bird. I've seen this motherfucker. I seen

879
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 2: him next, I've seen the next coming. That's the only

880
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 2: thing I could relate them to. I seen the next

881
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 2: coming of Larry Bird. And then we ended up being

882
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:46,240
Speaker 2: roommates in college. What years was that? Ninety eight?

883
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 1: Okay, a few years before you do you guys remember

884
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: a guy named Chris Kingsbury from Iowa the three point shooter.

885
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,280
Speaker 1: So he he was from the brass and he moved

886
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: to our area, my small town in eighth grade. And

887
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: everybody's like, yo, there's this kid in eighth grade he's unreal.

888
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 1: So I go to the I was like a year

889
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: older him. So I went to the eighth grade game

890
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 1: and he was like, he was like you see a

891
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: miller first time one. He was like six' two AND

892
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 1: i was, Like, oh you're gonna be a big man

893
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: and brought it up shooting. THREES i, go and then

894
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: he dunked AND i, went, oh this is. Different and

895
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: then because you know we were eighth, grade eighth grade,

896
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 1: DOG i was, like you, know we were impressed with

897
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: left handed. Layups at my. School we used to that

898
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 1: dude playing black high schools in basketball and you're an

899
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: all white. Team you're, Like, god Remember Dayton dunbar Where

900
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:47,959
Speaker 1: North cole went yo THAT i remember we scrimmaged them

901
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: and they when they had a FUCKING, dj this guy.

902
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:55,359
Speaker 1: Scratch you, know we're like, This oh my, god we're

903
00:42:55,360 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: still listening to it takes. Two everybody could dug WHAT

904
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: i think the cheerleader BECAUSE i Think Daykon cook went,

905
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: there Nor cole and that's just, Normal Like Dayton dummer

906
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:15,320
Speaker 1: is always. GOOD i was, LIKE i, MEAN i remember

907
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: the coach like trying to fire. UP i, said we're not.

908
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: Winning we're not winning, NO i was like, this, Coach,

909
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: relax we're gonna take this l and then we're going

910
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: back to play these white. Schools all, Right we're gonna

911
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: this is a learning. Experience norse. Code, yeah.

912
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 2: You spent a lot of Time, miami BUT i don't,

913
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 2: KNOW i don't know your.

914
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: TEAM i KINDA i kinda kind of go Where lebron goes.

915
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 1: Lots he's An ohyle. Guy and then but now Now

916
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: i'm getting, older like there's there's two guys in THE

917
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: nba that my kids went to high school. With she

918
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: Got Jackson hayes for The lakers and then you Got

919
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: miles McBride for The. Knicks so they were the same

920
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 1: high school They so those guys just grew up with my.

921
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: Kids SO i KINDA i feel LIKE i feel like,

922
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: uncle SO i kind of root for. Them So i'm

923
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 1: kind of rooting for The Knicks lakers now with those.

924
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: Two BUT i kind of followed, greatness like if you're

925
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: great and you don't have a, RING i always felt

926
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 1: LIKE i Wish malone And stockton would have got. ONE

927
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: i Wish barkley would have got. ONE i like to

928
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 1: see greatness. Rewarded so the guys in THE nba, now

929
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 1: Like i'd love to See luca get a, ring he

930
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: doesn't have.

931
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,720
Speaker 2: One you, KNOW i thought she would have Followed post

932
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 2: team since you know he took care of you so.

933
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 2: Well post was The.

934
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 1: Celtics, YEAH i see The celtics, one, one.

935
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 2: Two good to see The celtics one And i'm gonna

936
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 2: let that go because pose my Dog celtics for.

937
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 1: Show, yeah BUT i never. ROOTED i never root harder

938
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 1: than when it was The. Heatles, ever that's BECAUSE i

939
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 1: was tapped. IN i can go to games you guys are,

940
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: winning and then you, KNOW i got cool With bosh

941
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: BECAUSE i was doing His christmas. Parties bosh said the

942
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: coolest thing, though for my son for his thirteenth, birthday

943
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: we flew. Down he got his court side seats and

944
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: THEN i don't, know it was like a, competition like

945
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: everybody was getting. Sprinters that's where after the game we

946
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: went and he got pictures with all the guys on

947
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: the team he. Got he got a picture with, you

948
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 1: and then you've got a picture With austin. Too but,

949
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: UH i just remember like three spriners. Up it was

950
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 1: Like Dwayne lebron And. BOSH i, go was there a

951
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: three For. Onnesday oh what's going on? Here but then

952
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: we were we were about to catch an uber back

953
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 1: to our hotel In, bosh like the sight of the Freaking,

954
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 1: spirit and, goes where are you? Going like we're going?

955
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 1: Down tell you you need a? RIDE i was like,

956
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: yeah and he goes and they got. In he goes on

957
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,280
Speaker 1: your thirteen, Birthday he, goes you're going deep with. Us

958
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: so we took us to Private italion and then somebody

959
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: got in the kitchen and they made a cake from.

960
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: Myself it was like the coolest birthday for a thirteen year,

961
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 1: old you know WHAT i? Mean by the, Way Chris

962
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: bosh elite beer.

963
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 2: Drinker, yeah oh, yeah yeah drinker right, facts different kind of.

964
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 1: Beers, yeah but you have a lead beard drinker. Man.

965
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: Yeah so the heat is probably all. Time those twenty,

966
00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 1: eleven the twenty fourteen, years it was just the. Best

967
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: and then oh my, god oh my fucking, god you

968
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: got this shit. Hurts so we're shooting think like a.

969
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 1: Man two In. Vegas game seven against The spurs is

970
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: about to, happen and they switched the whole shooting schedule

971
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 1: around So gabrielle could make the game. Right So we're sitting.

972
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 1: Here i'm With TERRENCE. J gab and we're all, like we're,

973
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: Out we're, Out we're eating, somewhere And gag goes a

974
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: right to shooting and they switched the schedule. Around SO

975
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: i got a charter a plane so that we could

976
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: get so she could get To, miami go to the

977
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 1: game party if you guys, won and be back In

978
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 1: vegas On. Monday SO i, KNEW i knew the, security

979
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:43,240
Speaker 1: AND i was able to finagle one ticket for my. Self,

980
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: LIKE i got a ticket And gab, goes, yeah you

981
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 1: hop on a. Plane AND i knew if they, Won

982
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 1: i'll be hanging. Out SO i was, Like, oh it's

983
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: gonna be a great. NIGHT i called my ex AND i,

984
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 1: Said i'm coming To miather go to the. Game she,

985
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: goes your son has a. GAME i was, like what

986
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: some of the seventh grade the? Game she, goes do

987
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,879
Speaker 1: you think you're some the feel if he saw you

988
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: at the. HEME i was, like BUT i. CAN'T i

989
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: can't go to his. GAMES i have to fly. Commercial like,

990
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: literally the only REASON i could go is because there

991
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 1: was a PRIVATE i didn't. Go it was an. Argument

992
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: it was an. ARGUMENT i was WATCHING i was to

993
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: be like, This oh looks really fun watching terrace jail

994
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,879
Speaker 1: lib we Got.

995
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 2: It's. Funny crazy thing is because you talk About Mike.

996
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 2: EPs that's HOW i Made mike, too is that he

997
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 2: was a Huge Indiana paces. Fan so you, know we

998
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 2: had those battles with The paces in the playoffs AND

999
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 2: i used to run the mic all the time And

1000
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 2: king Of diamond same. PLACE i see your, Ass yeah

1001
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 2: all the time with kicking diveon is just talking ship

1002
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 2: about The paces and the interest that he had in

1003
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 2: The paces because he's a, huge, Huge, yeah he's loyal

1004
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 2: to the, soil like a huge Fucking paces. Fans so

1005
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 2: we used to talk that.

1006
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: SHIP i Wish cincinnati had a, team man being, sing

1007
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: we didn't have a, team SO i was kind of

1008
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: a free. Agent you're a Huge bengals.

1009
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 2: Fan you're a Huge bengals.

1010
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: Bangles i'm the Biggest well we burrow, now, baby don't give.

1011
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 2: Me, enough y'all lost, joke make sing what y'all gonna

1012
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 2: do with Te? Higgins, huh there's a white guy right

1013
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 2: now that's gonna Be people, say thanks for saying what

1014
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 2: you're talking about right? Now what's on the? Ship what

1015
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 2: About Tyler BOYD. T higgins got what to?

1016
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 1: Do tyler's.

1017
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 2: Gone did he sign anywhere? Yet? No, okay so how

1018
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 2: you know he's? Going he might come.

1019
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: Back he might come.

1020
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,120
Speaker 2: Back he's great in the. Slot by the, way he's

1021
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 2: a great third. Receiver.

1022
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 3: Opinion i'm just telling, you by the, WAY i don't

1023
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 3: guy who's one fantasy and fantasy.

1024
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 2: Guru when it's coming to his. Football, Listen i'm. Interested,

1025
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 2: burrow listen to, me swagged. Out but he can't throw

1026
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 2: the bit to. Himself Jamal chase can't do it.

1027
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 1: All, listen he don't need. Much he. Don't he's not

1028
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 1: injury prone, either the positions injury. Prone he just give,

1029
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: him give him a few. SECONDS i can tell you

1030
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: right now there's there could be a white guy In

1031
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 1: South dakota that might go for one hundred catches in

1032
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 1: three years thanks To Joe. Burrow and like, this where

1033
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: this guy come from a mirror the other side of

1034
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 1: the corn powers hundred? Catches how about how about Uh? Burrow,

1035
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: dude his high school stadiums ain't after him. Already he's so,

1036
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: Good he's so. GOOD i ain't, gay BUT i cuddle.

1037
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 2: Him he swagged out her dressed cool as the, fan

1038
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 2: got the ultimate. CONFIDENCE i love everything About Joe, burrow

1039
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 2: But i'm also a football, fan AND i make this

1040
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 2: ship makes. Sense the only person there right now Is

1041
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 2: Jamal chase mixing sign with The TEXAS T higgins is

1042
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 2: still on the, Radar boy's still on the. Radar what

1043
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 2: the fuck y'all gonna?

1044
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: Do trust.

1045
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 2: That a B that's a great fucking as long as he's.

1046
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: Healthy, Dog i'm.

1047
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 2: Telling, you, bro just that's a great ass of.

1048
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: Killer but would you rather have would you rather have

1049
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 1: Like Russell wilson with weapons Or Joe burrow with like one?

1050
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 2: Weapon, DAMN i gotta Go Joe. Burrow, yeah of Course

1051
00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:58,359
Speaker 2: i'm gonna.

1052
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: Go quarterback is the one position that can change a

1053
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 1: Whole we got a. Bubble now they were, practicing like

1054
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: on the side of the highway next to the concrete filling.

1055
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 1: Place now they got a. Bubble you're driving on the. Street,

1056
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: hey The bengals are. Practicing, yeah straight, Up like that's

1057
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: why we never Be i'm sure he had A i'm

1058
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:19,919
Speaker 1: sure he had a camera up there somewhere That i's

1059
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: so good and he's so he's just about, Football he's

1060
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:26,760
Speaker 1: just about. Ball nothing, else you don't go. Out, YEAH

1061
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: i roasted The bengals last year during training. Camp i've

1062
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 1: done a lot of roast with THE. Nfl WHEN i roast,

1063
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: TEAMS i don't want, PRESS i don't want, anything because

1064
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 1: you know the problem is it just takes one person

1065
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 1: to post something and then that you guys are the

1066
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 1: ones that get. Crushed why are you laughing at that transgender?

1067
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 1: Joke why are you laughing at that? Joke like you

1068
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 1: guys get. Killed That that happened to me When clemson

1069
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:54,440
Speaker 1: And alabama hire me when they played each other about

1070
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: eight years ago for the national title when it was In.

1071
00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: Phoenix so what we. Did we Roasted. Alabama then we

1072
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 1: all got in a van and we went over To

1073
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: clemsons all Roasted clemson and they told us, like no

1074
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 1: cussin because there was people there. WRITE i was very

1075
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 1: careful my. Words alabama went. SMOOTH i Thought clemson was.

1076
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: SMOOTH i literally did a joke About Dabbo sweeney sleeping

1077
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: with his wife if they win the national. Title, right it.

1078
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: Was it was very. PG i didn't didn't say, FUCKING

1079
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: i didn't say blowing. THEM i just said having, sex,

1080
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: which by the, way is in The, bible you're supposed

1081
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 1: to have sex with your. Spouse why Did there was

1082
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,879
Speaker 1: a lady in the. Back all of a, sudden she

1083
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,759
Speaker 1: was quote unquote. Offended so my publicist wrote a fake

1084
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:44,359
Speaker 1: apology to the. University it was, LIKE i didn't write.

1085
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 1: IT i was, like let me And i'll just say.

1086
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: This any comedian that ever says a, joke when they

1087
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:52,439
Speaker 1: apologize and you see a written, apology they don't mean.

1088
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 1: It their publicist writes. It we don't write like, that

1089
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 1: and we don't mean. It we're just, like let's just

1090
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 1: get this over with so we can move. On it's. Fine.

1091
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 2: Sorry athletes, too not just not just. Comedian you got

1092
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 2: the worst though. That athletes. Too somebody always right, out

1093
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 2: somebody always write. Apologies, yeah, probably we never Mean.

1094
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 1: Oh my, god come on, Now, John you Think John

1095
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: moro wrote, That oh my. God he definitely a young.

1096
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,760
Speaker 1: Boy he Wrote i'm trying to be a better. Person

1097
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 1: he didn't write.

1098
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 2: That he definitely right that right, now like, this as

1099
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 2: soon as you. Read as soon as you Read.

1100
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: Kenny martin didn't write, that he'd be, Like i'm, Sorry i'm, sorry.

1101
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:32,799
Speaker 2: Pull up.

1102
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: Caut stop. Playing why didn't you Say i'm, Sorry i'm here.

1103
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 3: Here we we like to get onto the grab bag of,

1104
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:47,839
Speaker 3: questions and we got some grab bag.

1105
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 1: Questions for, you all, right? Coach, okay, Right, oh we

1106
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 1: just talked about this before the.

1107
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 3: Thing did you ever get back at Du ball for

1108
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 3: leaving just stranded in a random?

1109
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: City, okay Du ball didn't leave. Me we went to

1110
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: the Jack Xville Jaguars bengals game last year And dull's

1111
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: got his own. Plane, yeah and it's small plane and

1112
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:08,720
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's like an Oldzill bill. Cutless it's

1113
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:13,359
Speaker 1: definitely not like A, lamborghini, right like it's, used it's,

1114
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 1: used but it gets you, there, Right and he's got a.

1115
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,800
Speaker 1: PLAY i ain't back. ON i have to, Play so

1116
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: we gotta. Play. Bro so we we fly down and

1117
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: The bengals win. Unexpectedly is money in, Football And i'm like,

1118
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: Whoa and we're flying back And da literally like kind of,

1119
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,280
Speaker 1: pissed AND i, go do why are you? Mad because

1120
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,359
Speaker 1: he tarred all kinds of mess on the way there

1121
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,959
Speaker 1: pre game and. Stuff and then so we got. Back

1122
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 1: his plane lands In atlanta AND i was, like, yo

1123
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 1: this that guy you left? Me and he goes WHAT

1124
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 1: i go, this that, guy you're mad and you left

1125
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 1: me because his plane where it landed is not where it's,

1126
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: uh it's not where the hangar. Is so his pilot

1127
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 1: dropped us off and then was flying the plane to a.

1128
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: Hanger it wasn't, far but it just wasn't where we were.

1129
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:00,359
Speaker 1: At so we Got he, goes, yeah my probably it's

1130
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 1: got the planes gotta take off. Anyways so it made

1131
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: it look like he left, me and you literally see

1132
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:06,880
Speaker 1: a plane take it, off but the plane was just

1133
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 1: flying to the. Hangar it's kind of Like diddy's. Playing

1134
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 1: nobody was in. It they tracked.

1135
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 2: It oh, man you that would take will tell you right.

1136
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 2: Now another, question it's gonna get worse because all the

1137
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,799
Speaker 2: truth came out yet this is that we know that

1138
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,720
Speaker 2: they had cameras and ship in his. Room that's weird

1139
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 2: ship out. Here if it's the more ship that's gonna come,

1140
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 2: OUT i hope you all had your mustaches and wigs,

1141
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 2: on whoever was at these, parties cameras paint your face

1142
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 2: and some ship like white, chicks because you have fend

1143
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 2: to be on these cameras that this man.

1144
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: HAD i don't think they're ever gonna release. Them we'll

1145
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 1: never see. Him that's too, much too many, people and

1146
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:55,640
Speaker 1: then that's just weird if that's the part that's. True

1147
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 1: like there was cameras in every. Room while by the,

1148
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 1: WAY i don't want nobody. Watching i'm like watching them.

1149
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,760
Speaker 1: MYSELF i seeing videos of myself AND i like. Terrible

1150
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: it's a. Gym oh my. God too many wings.

1151
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 2: And kalo d.

1152
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 1: C JUST i din't just see, lemon not the, pepper

1153
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 1: and not the. Wings just give me some.

1154
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 2: Lemons so that's why we would we would have for the.

1155
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 2: Wing that's. All that's WHAT i was always there for the.

1156
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 2: Wing it was always the. Food it was great.

1157
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 1: Food amazing chef's amazing.

1158
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:35,799
Speaker 3: Chef at another, question now that you're well established in

1159
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,760
Speaker 3: the black, culture what are your most memorable or funny

1160
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 3: first black? Experience for, example first time a black, church,

1161
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 3: wedding cookout Or?

1162
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving how is it different for it used to Be,

1163
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,800
Speaker 1: okay this is my first big black. EXPERIENCE i go

1164
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 1: TO I Never you're in The navy and everybody a couple,

1165
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,919
Speaker 1: black and was, like, yeah you play? Dominoes yeah, Right

1166
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: So i'm thinking in the trailer, mark we set the

1167
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:02,799
Speaker 1: dominoes up and you hit it and it makes a little.

1168
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:08,799
Speaker 1: Maize so they you play. Dominos they gave my. Dominoes

1169
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,919
Speaker 1: i'm stacking these things. Up one brother was, like start,

1170
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 1: shutting shut were doing and then they started. PLAYING i,

1171
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 1: go what are you guys doing right? Now we're like.

1172
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:24,320
Speaker 1: This that's, like, oh this is real. GAME i literally

1173
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 1: thought you were still dominoes up. STAIRS i was, like,

1174
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 1: YEAH i played. Dominoes that's all we did With dominoes

1175
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 1: Was i'm setting ship up And i'm like and then

1176
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 1: the guy started hit the. Table you're messing up my

1177
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 1: messing on my. Maids, bro just slow down with your

1178
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 1: hitting a hand like this big shix.

1179
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 2: Bitch that's part of it. Though, yeah slam that ship

1180
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 2: down with a. Vengeance and but that was my black experiences.

1181
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,919
Speaker 1: THAT i was, like oh this is different AND i didn't.

1182
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 1: KNOW i remember the first TIME i went to a

1183
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 1: black person's house For, thanksgiving and THEN i didn't know

1184
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:02,360
Speaker 1: what sweet potato pie. Was and THEN i LITERALLY i

1185
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: did it in one of my. ACTS i called it

1186
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:09,760
Speaker 1: pumpkin AND i THOUGHT i was gonna, die like especially

1187
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 1: the woman that made.

1188
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 2: IT i was like, similar, Similar, no, no it does,

1189
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 2: not what does fucking.

1190
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 1: Not it is really really. Good it tastes very similar

1191
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: like pumpkin better a. Lot it's the white. ME i

1192
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:34,919
Speaker 1: like pumpkin better.

1193
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:41,320
Speaker 2: White now told, YOU i told you when the show first, thoughted,

1194
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 2: motherfucker we trade it for you and you are here to.

1195
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: State BUT i Still i'm not gonna lie to.

1196
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 2: You, okay you can't lie to.

1197
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: YOU i like pumpkin better than sleeping.

1198
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:49,520
Speaker 2: Things, sorry and that's.

1199
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: Fine we can.

1200
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 2: Do we can agree to. Disagree talking, FOOD i don't

1201
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 2: know what this one.

1202
00:57:54,840 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: Is it's a hot dog of. Sandwich that's not. Sandwich,

1203
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: No i'm just know why was? Question it's a weird. Question,

1204
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:13,400
Speaker 1: Pause Saucy santana that.

1205
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 2: Question you know you're laughing and ship.

1206
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 1: Let's take. It, MAN.

1207
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking. ABOUT i don't know

1208
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 2: about no hot. Dogs and.

1209
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 1: You got a prize pick. Segment they give me a

1210
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 1: free money a price. Picks check it. Out, okay it's

1211
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 1: clearly a, yeah advertised.

1212
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 2: Sponsor, yeah top five?

1213
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 1: Comedian why what is your whole? Energy just? Go speaking of,

1214
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 1: prices we gotta do this all, right they advertised on our.

1215
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 1: Show we got. It let's get the top Five. Committians

1216
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 1: question is a question everybody asked on every. Podcast let's

1217
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 1: do the. TOP i knew this is, coming, guys this this.

1218
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 2: QUESTION i really want to know because like there's so

1219
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 2: many comedians Like Richard, priory So Robin harris and like

1220
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 2: all these guys that people don't know. About i'm. Oldest,

1221
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 2: Shit i'm forty three years, old SO i know about

1222
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 2: a lot of these guys that came, before but like

1223
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 2: not the current. Guys who are your old school?

1224
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 1: Guys WHAT i. Got you gotta realize WHEN i first

1225
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 1: started doing stand, up Like i'm a kind of, sore

1226
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: THIS i used to watch and then WHEN i first

1227
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 1: got TO, LA i would sit in the back of

1228
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 1: the room and watch. People there was a god Named

1229
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 1: Mitch hebburg who passed away twenty years. Ago, dude if

1230
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,919
Speaker 1: you get a chance to look him, up it's a white,

1231
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 1: dude looks like a surfer that have a drug. Overdose but,

1232
00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 1: god his shit was. Dry but this shit was just

1233
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 1: so fucking. Funny SO i would Say Devin Mitch, hepburg

1234
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 1: AND i would, say there's a guy Named Pablo, francisco very.

1235
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 1: Funny i'm not even gonna Say Eddie richard the norms

1236
00:59:56,160 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 1: because everybody says, though, honestly right, Now Bill burr has

1237
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 1: been the top five because he found his voice kind

1238
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 1: of came into his own and. PEOPLE i was at

1239
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: The Burbank airport twelve years ago AND i ran The

1240
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 1: bill and we were sitting down and we were talking

1241
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 1: about the good and bad of the, business and he

1242
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: said something that just resonated with. Me he, goes, Man

1243
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:20,320
Speaker 1: i'm just gonna be so fucking. Funny they can't deny.

1244
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:23,439
Speaker 1: Me that just made the most. SENSE i, go, oh

1245
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: Every so every TIME i think you're getting this, busy you're,

1246
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 1: Frustrated i'll just be, Like i'm just gonna one THING

1247
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 1: i can. Control i'm fucking. Funny it's gonna be fucking.

1248
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 1: Funny and Then i'll get on some some retired basketball

1249
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 1: players podcast And i'm gonna show up late and they're

1250
01:00:39,120 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 1: gonna have these goofy sponsors and they want me to

1251
01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: give him top five, picks and they give you water

1252
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:46,600
Speaker 1: and titanium.

1253
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 2: Glasses definitely Showed Color people time for. Show he did

1254
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 2: The Color people. Time he got that, Right he got that.

1255
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: Far but not my. Fault your, guys in the, text

1256
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 1: you start filming at, Ten you're getting picked up at ten.

1257
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 1: THIRTY i was, like this doesn't make any. Sense AND

1258
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 1: i texted at nine and Whoever i'm texting didn't text

1259
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: back what TIME i need to be? READY i didn't get.

1260
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:10,320
Speaker 1: NOTHING i got your cars here a nine, THIRTY i,

1261
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 1: GO i gotta get a. Shower SO i got a. Shower, Sorry,

1262
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:24,080
Speaker 1: okay some Bilber Mitch, Hedberg Pablo, francisco Uh Bernie max

1263
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: always gonna be on top Of the first GUY i

1264
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 1: ever saw live at a big theater just destroy for

1265
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 1: an hour and a half And i'd never seen. IT

1266
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: i was in fucking. AWE i was, like, well there's

1267
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 1: no dead. Point usually be a dead point in the.

1268
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:38,400
Speaker 1: Show there's absolutely no dead point in the. Show and

1269
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 1: that's the first Time i'd seen and felt a superstar

1270
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:46,120
Speaker 1: walk onto a stage like like he had three, openers

1271
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 1: and it was, cool, cool. Cool but then when he

1272
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,560
Speaker 1: got announced over the energy. WENT i was, like, oh

1273
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 1: that's a superstar right. There that's the First i've ever seen,

1274
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: it you know WHAT i. Mean so that would be,

1275
01:01:55,440 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 1: four and then oh my, god, FIFTH i would, say, hmmm,

1276
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:12,200
Speaker 1: god that one is a tough on. Me that, YEAH

1277
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: i myself like that.

1278
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:21,360
Speaker 2: Ship, yeah If i'm not Mistaken Bill burr like, sisters,

1279
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 2: right he is he the guy.

1280
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 1: With mad black. GIRL i know if he's exclusive like,

1281
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:28,760
Speaker 1: me okay black, Girl, okay, cool let Me. DOMINICANS i

1282
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:31,439
Speaker 1: don't know if he's. Exclusive they count as black hell, yeah,

1283
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:32,480
Speaker 1: Okay i'm.

1284
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:35,280
Speaker 2: There, Yeah, LISTEN i grew up IN i grew up In.

1285
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:40,160
Speaker 2: Miami everything count is, black yeah except. White, yeah everything

1286
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 2: he counts.

1287
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:46,720
Speaker 1: Black guy, here you can't have pick. NIPPLES i don't

1288
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:52,240
Speaker 1: know what pick nipples in this. Room, BABY i didn't

1289
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 1: sleep with one girl ninety six WAS i can't remember,

1290
01:02:56,520 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 1: name remember everything everyone was WHEN i stand the way

1291
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 1: one night stands are not a bad. Thing. Ladies, listen

1292
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:06,760
Speaker 1: we act like they're so. Dirty they're. Not you're, Fine,

1293
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,600
Speaker 1: YEAH i. Don't don't be worried about. Call don't be

1294
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:12,919
Speaker 1: worried about being called a name like you're a, whole

1295
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,440
Speaker 1: you're a. Thought there's just. Words it can't hurt. You

1296
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 1: it's not who you. Are you're so much. More it's.

1297
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 1: Fine there's so much, more so much more than.

1298
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 2: THAT i don't really go to the places with the pinck.

1299
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 1: Nipples, YEAH i don't even KNOW i don't.

1300
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 2: EVEN i don't even like the DJs and and the

1301
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 2: whole setup and coming to the Stage rebecca and all.

1302
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 2: THAT i just SO i don't do The. REBECCA i

1303
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:36,920
Speaker 2: don't do The rebecca with the. Pasties that's all this

1304
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:39,120
Speaker 2: fucking straight up a die like six. O'CLOCK i don't

1305
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:41,320
Speaker 2: want to See rebecca with. Pasties and that's the tall

1306
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 2: because you never go to the other strip. Clubs you

1307
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,120
Speaker 2: always end up in motherfucking Kot.

1308
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 1: Facts the other strip comes LIKE jv going to The Varsity.

1309
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 2: BROOD i used to try to get him and go

1310
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 2: TO kot With by the, way never fucking went with

1311
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 2: me because you imagine that bro not one fucking. TIME

1312
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 2: i just need it one.

1313
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 1: Time wouldn't have once you had no.

1314
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 2: Shoes he think his back was sucked.

1315
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 1: Up, okay, Okay SO i got a GREAT i got

1316
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 1: tell you what great?

1317
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 2: Story tell?

1318
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 5: It?

1319
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:19,280
Speaker 1: So uh WAS g? FIVE g? FIVE i got so

1320
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 1: lit one night AT g five AND i was LIKE i,

1321
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,960
Speaker 1: WAS i was literally in THE dj. BOOTH i THINK

1322
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 1: i was on the stage and the these two, girls

1323
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:33,360
Speaker 1: And i'm gonna say the two girls took me and

1324
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 1: my rod. Measure they were taking us back to the.

1325
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: HOTEL i, thought, RIGHT i don't know How back at

1326
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:42,640
Speaker 1: one of their, Houses i'm on seventy, five pissing and

1327
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:48,520
Speaker 1: throwing up at the same, time Like i'm, going it's

1328
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:51,120
Speaker 1: just coming out. Right and then when the girls came

1329
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,880
Speaker 1: up and start rubbing my back AND i, go, oh

1330
01:04:53,040 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 1: it's just like. This we go. Back i'm so out of.

1331
01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:07,240
Speaker 1: It Donna's i'm like gone. Gone and then again my

1332
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:11,920
Speaker 1: fucking ex wife, Calls, right it's three. AM i think four,

1333
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:14,040
Speaker 1: am AND i don't. KNOW i don't honestly don't know

1334
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 1: Where i'm. At i'm out of. It, clearly nothing's popping.

1335
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:19,160
Speaker 1: OFF i am not performing in this State i'm, in

1336
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 1: and They the next DAY i knew she, called and

1337
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 1: the next ONE i woke. Up i'm in this strange.

1338
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:29,760
Speaker 1: House i'm going the fuck AM I and then everybody's

1339
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,920
Speaker 1: like in the kitchen AND i come in late And

1340
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 1: i'm like this and they're all laughing. Everything oh, dude

1341
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:36,840
Speaker 1: this is all we heard last night on the. Phone

1342
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: i'm Not, Lion i'm Not.

1343
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 5: Lion so you picked up the phone the phone WHATEVER

1344
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:50,840
Speaker 5: i was, Saying i'm Not, Lion i'm locking.

1345
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:57,160
Speaker 1: Lion you're lying you're a. Liar you like. YOU i,

1346
01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:03,680
Speaker 1: said all we heard the back ard with you pasting noem.

1347
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:08,000
Speaker 2: What you saying when all les, fails make weird accusations and.

1348
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 1: Then nothing deny everything went it, Out make wild, accusations.

1349
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,840
Speaker 2: Admit nothing to deny everything went wild.

1350
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:20,640
Speaker 1: Accusations have you seen walk hard cock? Story when she, goes,

1351
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 1: dude you cheat on? Me he, goes you drank the

1352
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 1: last of the. Milk, WELL i want a cereal and

1353
01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 1: y'all ain't couldn't even seials she drink the last of the.

1354
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:33,600
Speaker 1: Milk so what's? Worse you cheated on? Me i'm just, saying,

1355
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:37,120
Speaker 1: yeah a different, yeah which was what was? Worse oh my,

1356
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:41,640
Speaker 1: god what a NIGHT a lord. Side i'm not, like

1357
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:46,120
Speaker 1: here's and here's the button on that whole. Story my

1358
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:49,000
Speaker 1: role manager AND i remember the girl saying this in

1359
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:52,440
Speaker 1: the strip. Club she was not into, him and she was,

1360
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:56,200
Speaker 1: like look you eat my. PULLY i ain't doing, nothing

1361
01:06:56,480 --> 01:07:00,440
Speaker 1: and why did that? Happen he ended up take care of.

1362
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:03,560
Speaker 1: Her she did absolutely nothing to, him and he kept.

1363
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:06,880
Speaker 1: CALLING i kept, calling and finally her friend called. ME

1364
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,640
Speaker 1: i was, Like, yo you tell your boy stopped calling my.

1365
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:12,120
Speaker 1: Girl she's not. INTERESTED i TOLD i told. MINUTE i was, like,

1366
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 1: BRO i know what, happened and he told. ME i, go,

1367
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:18,400
Speaker 1: yeah she she that was BEFORE i was. Drunk she

1368
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:21,080
Speaker 1: told you that's what she. WANTED i, go she's not a.

1369
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:24,320
Speaker 1: Liar she didn't leave you, on so stop leave her.

1370
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:26,840
Speaker 1: Alone that's a tough that's a tough. Night by the,

1371
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:34,360
Speaker 1: Way literally like, this listening to Heavy, den there's no

1372
01:07:34,720 --> 01:07:35,920
Speaker 1: train of there's No meghan the.

1373
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 2: Stallion after, that it's oh, man that's fucking. Crazy can't be.

1374
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:46,440
Speaker 2: MAD i was crying over. Here, Real, hey g, man

1375
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:47,240
Speaker 2: we appreciate you.

1376
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:49,080
Speaker 1: COMING i feel Like i'm. ON i feel like it's

1377
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:52,320
Speaker 1: on a ghetto Doctor. PHIL i feel LIKE i just

1378
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 1: released all my skeletons From miami. Today, hey, good that's

1379
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:56,800
Speaker 1: what we.

1380
01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:58,120
Speaker 2: Want you know what's.

1381
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 1: Great it's Like i'm seeing a new girl now and

1382
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:04,080
Speaker 1: she doesn't care IF i. Go IF i IF i was,

1383
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,760
Speaker 1: Like i'm gonna go shirt with The, donna she goes all.

1384
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:08,680
Speaker 1: Right like there's so much peace of mind in.

1385
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:08,800
Speaker 4: That.

1386
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:11,880
Speaker 2: BRO i tell people all the, Time, Listen i've been

1387
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:12,320
Speaker 2: wondering what you.

1388
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:13,480
Speaker 1: Did did you go to the strip? Club but it

1389
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:17,160
Speaker 1: was it ten years, ago fifteen years ago you or today.

1390
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:19,040
Speaker 2: You do it was fifteen years, ago because, YEAH i

1391
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:23,519
Speaker 2: was afop want to walk on to. Tail, Listen i've

1392
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:25,839
Speaker 2: been going strip. CLOSES i was. Fourteen i'm quite comfortable

1393
01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:28,559
Speaker 2: in the. SETTING i can see who donas and shirt comes.

1394
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,960
Speaker 2: Down he probably like one of the old. Man he's

1395
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:32,840
Speaker 2: got like fried fish over here And french fries over,

1396
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:33,880
Speaker 2: here and the girl's, going.

1397
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:35,280
Speaker 1: Hey, Mester, hashim get you fried.

1398
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:41,920
Speaker 4: Fish the girl you're going to fish, Girl, yeah get

1399
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:48,479
Speaker 4: to get. Hotel it's like we had coffee off on the.

1400
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,280
Speaker 1: Throne he gets.

1401
01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:52,760
Speaker 2: Fished they did hang my jersey up and. Eleven now

1402
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,200
Speaker 2: they hung my jersey up and eleven AFTER i. Retired,

1403
01:08:57,240 --> 01:09:00,799
Speaker 2: now just let you know The, Yes i'm a legend here. Observed,

1404
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:04,720
Speaker 2: yes hey, listen, man let me tell you. SOMETHING i

1405
01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,120
Speaker 2: spent a lot of time with a lot of these

1406
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 2: strippers growing. UP a lot of these girls went to

1407
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:11,200
Speaker 2: school with, ME a lot of, THEM i know, personally

1408
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:13,080
Speaker 2: you know What i'm. Saying they were just friends growing

1409
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:14,639
Speaker 2: up In. Miami the strip club is like the club

1410
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,800
Speaker 2: you don't necessarily go for the. Strippers they just, there,

1411
01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 2: Right they just there.

1412
01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:20,479
Speaker 1: From the out of. Towners, yeah.

1413
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,240
Speaker 2: They just they.

1414
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:31,080
Speaker 1: Are they are not. Lyoying what a. Night the best

1415
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,200
Speaker 1: part is he told, ME i don't want you to

1416
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:35,080
Speaker 1: see me like this is. Nuts she's running my back

1417
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:39,000
Speaker 1: just literally on seventy. Five imagine somebody drumming is that

1418
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:42,880
Speaker 1: carry on and throwing up so glad there's gotta be

1419
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,679
Speaker 1: like a highway camera that caught, that and they're probably,

1420
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:48,240
Speaker 1: like just let them. Go we. Don't even the cops are,

1421
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:51,000
Speaker 1: LIKE i don't want to mess with this. Guy set

1422
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:55,120
Speaker 1: over the. Shoulder she's rubbed my back and.

1423
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:59,240
Speaker 2: Ship oh, man hey, Listen i'm gonna tell you what

1424
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:01,880
Speaker 2: they what it admitt, nothing.

1425
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 1: Deny everything and, everything we, doubt make wild accusations.

1426
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:08,320
Speaker 2: And then if that doesn't, work cry fucking, cry or

1427
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:09,000
Speaker 2: get a.

1428
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:12,280
Speaker 1: Divorce there's always that. Option i'm.

1429
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:16,320
Speaker 2: OUT i ain't ready for. That my bank account set,

1430
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:17,839
Speaker 2: up uh trush.

1431
01:10:18,439 --> 01:10:22,640
Speaker 1: Trus you know what she was trying to get from, me,

1432
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:24,320
Speaker 1: right my ex trying to get four four thousands a

1433
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:27,200
Speaker 1: month old. Morning she was trying to get forty four

1434
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:30,120
Speaker 1: thousands a. Month BUT i looked at it two ways

1435
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:32,760
Speaker 1: like she she. Did she asked For she didn't get,

1436
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 1: that but she. Asked you asked for you, want BUT

1437
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:36,680
Speaker 1: i was looked at, like, gosh she made me look

1438
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:39,280
Speaker 1: like a ball of. Motherfucker she put that TO. Tmg

1439
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:43,160
Speaker 1: girls Like Garry grey got cake like that a bakery, bitch.

1440
01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 2: Because that's the first thing people see when they see

1441
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:49,680
Speaker 2: what people gotta pay for child for what they always, like,

1442
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,400
Speaker 2: damn he got. It he he can't make it take like.

1443
01:10:51,439 --> 01:10:54,519
Speaker 2: That that's a great. Point that's a great point right. Now,

1444
01:10:54,880 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 2: YEAH i ain't gonna getting forty four thousand a.

1445
01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:03,720
Speaker 1: Month by the, Way Apple, fretter Only, mike Only mike

1446
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:07,120
Speaker 1: pull that out of that, comment, Dude Apple fritters at

1447
01:11:07,160 --> 01:11:11,519
Speaker 1: the Corn palace on A, sunday m, hm you don't

1448
01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:11,760
Speaker 1: have no.

1449
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:17,439
Speaker 3: Here, GEE i appreciate you coming in that ship was. Hilarious,

1450
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,599
Speaker 3: guys next. Time next, time we'll tell you the show's at.

1451
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:21,360
Speaker 3: Tennency you'll be here on.

1452
01:11:21,439 --> 01:11:24,639
Speaker 1: Time, yeah can we see who next guest is? Boring

1453
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:32,519
Speaker 1: i'm just. Kidding it is outs out.

1454
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:32,800
Speaker 4: Man