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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for this Friday subject.

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Speaker 1: My husband switched from him's to Hennessee. Al Right, first,

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Speaker 1: the nephew is here for today's prank phone call. What's

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Speaker 1: you got? Nef okay in b FLF you Wait? What

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Speaker 1: n B you? I'm no blacks for you, not right now.

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Speaker 1: You're not doing this now I'm doing it right now

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Speaker 1: in the middle of everything that's going on, n B

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Speaker 1: L you. Let's go cat. Hello, I'm trying to reach

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Speaker 1: uh Nicole. Please? How you doing? Listen, I'm giving you

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Speaker 1: a call. You you happen to be UM in a

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Speaker 1: relationship with a with a black man? Am I? I'm

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Speaker 1: not right? I'm sorry. Who is this? I'm sorry? My

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Speaker 1: name is Brian Well. I don't want to give my

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Speaker 1: full name, but it's Jediah Jediah Malcolm okay, and and

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, why are you calling? Okay? Now you you

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Speaker 1: you are a Caucasian woman? Correct? Okay, Why I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: still trying to get to why are you calling? Well?

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Speaker 1: What's going on is UM. I'm with an organization and

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Speaker 1: we're calling people who are in interracial relationships, and from

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Speaker 1: my understanding, you are in a interracial relationship. Correct, yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm would n b fu and that's uh n b

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Speaker 1: fu is no blacks for you. And what we're doing

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Speaker 1: is we're trying to get uh racist to go back

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Speaker 1: to dating each other, you know, which means Caucasians going back.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. At first, I don't know who

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Speaker 1: do you think you are calling my house? But that's

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Speaker 1: just not gonna happen. And I don't know where this

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Speaker 1: organization is based out of. I mean, you must be

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Speaker 1: some country bumpkin or something and you have just really

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Speaker 1: called the wrong house. Okay, well when uh nvf you

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Speaker 1: ma'am has been around since uh the early nineteen forties. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can imagine. I can imagine that. I'm sure at

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Speaker 1: some points you guys have to shut down because this

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Speaker 1: is just ridiculous. Do you know what I mean? Obama's

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Speaker 1: mother was white. Are you gonna go knock on his

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Speaker 1: door to what the hell are you? I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: have time to knock on Obama's door. He's busy to

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Speaker 1: Whatever I'm trying to do was get the rest of

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Speaker 1: the country black. And that's what I'm playing. What I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to try to tell us we can't be together

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Speaker 1: because you're black and I'm white. He's calling you know

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Speaker 1: what's up? Who is uh? Okay? Who? Who? Who? Who

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Speaker 1: is this? This is a I'm a man? Who this Okay?

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Speaker 1: This is Jodiah Malcolm. And what I'm doing, man, is well,

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Speaker 1: you know I'm with an organization called n b FU

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Speaker 1: and NBFU Man, there's no Blacks for you, which what

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Speaker 1: we're trying to do is we're trying to get all

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Speaker 1: races to go back to each other. What you're talking tripping? Man?

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Speaker 1: You are what what? What kind of organization has that

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Speaker 1: y'all are tripping? Okay? Brother, let me ask you. You

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Speaker 1: don't feel you don't feel empty without the sister on

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Speaker 1: your side. You don't feel empty without loving black woman

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Speaker 1: on your side. That's what I'm asking you. Brother. I

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Speaker 1: got I got plenty of black women on my side,

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Speaker 1: but that don't mean that I had to be in

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Speaker 1: a relationship with a black woman. I'm in the relationship

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Speaker 1: with a woman I loved, So that's what it's about. Now.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel empty. That's the first problem with your

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Speaker 1: organization right there. That the premise is wrong. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: but brother, what we're trying to do, man, we don't

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Speaker 1: want to lose our rate. We don't want the blacks

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Speaker 1: to lose the strength that we have. And if blacks

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Speaker 1: continued to date and mate with blacks, then we would

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Speaker 1: be as powerful and stronger than any other race in

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Speaker 1: the world. Where do you get this number from? Man?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? I can get this nothing at first, Like, dude,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I ain't got time for all this man,

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Speaker 1: this nonsense? Bro? How you Why are you calling that? Hey? Man?

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Speaker 1: Because on you'all interracial or a couple it wasn't. But

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Speaker 1: what doesn't does that? Man? That ain't not in your business? Hey,

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Speaker 1: But it is my business. Is I'm with? If I'm

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Speaker 1: with n B L. You know who? You're a black

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Speaker 1: person that integrated within another race. And what we're trying

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Speaker 1: to do, man, is get you to understand to come

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Speaker 1: back to your race and be comfortable and happy in

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Speaker 1: your race. You know, really, now, come back to my race.

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Speaker 1: I never left my rady dog. You are trip him,

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Speaker 1: you know, and be you You y'all get off our phone. Man,

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Speaker 1: don't call here no more with that? Do you think

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Speaker 1: that you are happier with a Caucasian woman than you

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Speaker 1: I don't want to entertain it. Don't call here no more.

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Speaker 1: Don't call here no more. Do you let me be

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Speaker 1: a man and answer the question. Dog, you know what

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Speaker 1: you're got to get your dog? You know you really

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Speaker 1: you really gonna get you up. Be a man. I

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Speaker 1: ask you, you know what, if you bring it over here,

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Speaker 1: you'll find out how much of a grown man I am. Hey, man,

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Speaker 1: don't get you man while I'm in the middle of

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Speaker 1: asking you these questions, because I ain't got no problem

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Speaker 1: coming over there. I got your phone number, I got

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Speaker 1: your address to bring your gown over and see what

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Speaker 1: you're trying. I'm asking you about these relationships. Man, Are

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Speaker 1: you more comfortable in a relationship with a Caucasian woman

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Speaker 1: than you are with a black woman? Dog? I told

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Speaker 1: you Land, it ain't even about that, and we'ren't even

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Speaker 1: going into that. So look this, please, brother, Can you

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Speaker 1: stop calling him? Don't call my mom. We're calling all

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Speaker 1: interracial people around the country. That's what n b F you, Doug.

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Speaker 1: We call all of y'all and we try to talk

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Speaker 1: change the world and go back to the racist from

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Speaker 1: which is you came. You're tripping. You're really tripping, man.

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Speaker 1: You know what. Obviously you you just a mental institution

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Speaker 1: you're calling from because there's something wrong with you. So look,

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Speaker 1: don't call him them and we ain't got no more problems.

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Speaker 1: I stay this until I say this to you. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to your your girl's job and I'm talking to

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Speaker 1: her face to face tomorrow about this whole situation. You

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Speaker 1: know what, And you're gonna get you know, I ain't

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Speaker 1: getting my I'm going tomorrow and I'm talking a matter

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Speaker 1: of fact, they ain't even call to talk to you.

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Speaker 1: You put her back on the fall, damn with you

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Speaker 1: show at a job demans he would happen. I'm showing

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Speaker 1: up at her job, put her back on the phone,

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Speaker 1: show up at her job tomorrow, see what happens. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna mess around and get your to you the guy

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Speaker 1: with this white girl. And you know what, man, you

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Speaker 1: didn't change. Man, you change. Don't on me from the beginning. Dude,

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Speaker 1: how he's gonna come down and change? You don't know

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Speaker 1: me at I know how your brothers get Man, I'm

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Speaker 1: as black as I ever was, and you can't messing

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Speaker 1: my blackness because of who I'm dating. You show up

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Speaker 1: at a job tomorrow, You're gonna get your You ain't

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Speaker 1: gonna sit and threaten me. Man, I am with you.

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Speaker 1: You don't work? Can I happen? Now? I'm worth that Here.

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Speaker 1: You're done. You're done, so you can stop coming else

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Speaker 1: do you want to say I'm coming again? All you

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Speaker 1: need to mate the fact you can have your man

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Speaker 1: at your job at lunch time. Not only am I

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Speaker 1: There's not gonna be any talking. You show up, there's

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Speaker 1: not gonna be any talking. Yeah, it's gonna be. Then

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Speaker 1: you have a discussion to uphold. And this help you,

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Speaker 1: won't You know what? There's a saying? Are you on

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Speaker 1: what the fool? Makes you a fool? So this conversation

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Speaker 1: is over? Could I say one more thing to you?

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Speaker 1: What this is? Nephew tim Me from the Steve hobby

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Speaker 1: And Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend?

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Speaker 1: O my goodness, wow, okay he he's about to take

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Speaker 1: his bloody Hey, nephew tim Me, I ain'tnother like knowing

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Speaker 1: to ask y'all before I leave, and I need to

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Speaker 1: hear this from both of y'all. What is the baddest

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Speaker 1: radio show in the land. Come on, baby, give it

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Speaker 1: to me, y'all, gotta get it to me. That game

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Speaker 1: to me like too much? Yeah? Now I went over Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: so so y'all saying I went over the land of

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Speaker 1: what you're saying? Yeah, right now, do you think Thomas

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Speaker 1: Miles dot com. Baby, let's do it, Thomas Smiles dot com,

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Speaker 1: go to Thomas Mouse dot com, click on the prank

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Speaker 1: button and leave me all your information. Let me know

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Speaker 1: what you want to do. I give you a call.

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Speaker 1: We talk and we figured out, and then I called

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Speaker 1: and try to make magic. Sometimes I hear the home run.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes let's straight out. We don't know it is what

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Speaker 1: it is, n B. If you like you uncle, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I know he was proud on I just I thought

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Speaker 1: that was a lot. Yes, he says, it's a lot.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think you clim Yeah. Uh. Brother was about

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Speaker 1: his business and they got nothing to do with that, alright, nephew,

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Speaker 1: King of Pranks. Coming up next Strawberry letters subject. My

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Speaker 1: husband switched from hymns to Hennessy. We'll get into it

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.