WEBVTT - "The Daddy Issues Expert" with Amber Rollo 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:08.800 Any unofficial effort. Hey, guys, what's going on? You know what's. 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:11.840 Offensive when people like eat all the kit cat bars 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:12.520 at the same time. 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:13.360 Does that make sense? 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:15.440 Like they bite it instead of breaking off a piece. Well, 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:18.680 those people I wouldn't trust with my child, I'm not. 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:20.680 I wouldn't trust those people with my goat fish. Yeah, 0:00:20.760 --> 0:00:22.599 Like those people are weird and we don't want to 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:24.639 know parts of that. Those are serial killers. Yeah, and 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:27.920 they those people have small dicks, oh marine small dicks? 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:30.600 Talk about it? Are you talking about somebody you know? 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:32.319 But I'm just saying, if you eat your kit cat 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:38.640 bars like that, you're dick. Little micro penis. Hey, anyway, 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:40.080 that's the way we wanted to start the podcast. We 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:43.680 wanted to talk about micro penises. Not ready to continue? 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:44.680 Sey, How you doing? 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:48.560 I am fab fabulous, you know, just living my best life. 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:51.680 Unmoisturized ankles and all. Yeah, but your knees are shining. 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:53.960 Your knees look like you hit them with a little frankinsense. 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:54.280 You know. 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.720 I had a coconut oil and I've just been trying 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:58.680 to work that through my whole life. I'm trying to 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:01.720 pour it on my whole life. Cocon of oil energy. 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:04.720 You know, it works for everything. It's good for cooking, 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:05.920 it's good for you know breaking. 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:11.600 Let's back up, when when did you last cook? Who 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:12.080 sent you? 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:15.399 Adrian? She's talking about me cooking things. I'm like, I'm 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:17.280 out here work, I'm cooking these jokes. 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:23.319 I'm in the cooshion cooking material. I'm cooking these jokes. 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:26.080 You're so stupid. That's why she's going to kick me out. 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:29.640 It's great, she's not until your check clears. Oh no, 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:32.840 definitely not. She yesterday we got in a real pho. 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:33.560 Let's talk about it. 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:34.840 Let me talk. Let me turn my make up so 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:37.160 we can talk about Okay, we got in a real fight. 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:40.240 I mean I just need to do better and do more, 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:43.000 and you have to fight about what I just don't 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:45.560 do enough, Like we I don't take her out enough. 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:50.880 And did you tell her that broke people can't pay check? Yes, 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:53.280 they dropped that check. And you're looking at it like 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:55.920 this is why you is my friend, That's why you 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:58.400 gotta bring me on these dates. I know. Well, she 0:01:58.600 --> 0:02:01.040 was like, you know you go to the pool with Marie. 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:02.880 I would love to come to the pool with you, honest, Like, 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:04.400 but all we do is take pictures. You don't want 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:07.240 to be with us, you don't even like photo. She's like, 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:08.560 I would be there and read a book. I'm like, 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:10.800 we don't need I don't need that kind of energy. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:14.000 We don't negativity. We're out here trying to we're trying 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:16.800 to a stunt on the ground. We don't need people 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:18.600 in the background reading. She was mad that we went 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:20.040 to the pool, but you guys went to the beach 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:21.359 like the. 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:24.080 Day after we did exactly, and I didn't even want 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:24.880 to go to the beach. 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:25.840 I don't like the beach. 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:26.680 I hate the beach. 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:29.120 It makes my feet look very like I don't know, 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:31.560 twelve years of slave, and that's kind of what you 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:34.040 feel like, shut up. Every time I go there, I'm like, 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:36.600 this is just too much. And it's the New York 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:41.040 beaches are trash, Like there's metro cards in the sand. Yeah, 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:44.840 there's freaking like there's like bridge, I don't know, somebody's 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:46.079 like weave tracks. 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:47.040 It's bad. 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.440 I don't need that. There's like umbilical cord in the sand. 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:53.400 The water is disgusting, and I'm always seeing somebody's body 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:54.480 that I don't need to see. 0:02:54.480 --> 0:02:55.680 Some elderly but. 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.360 That's what beach is. You're never gonna go to the 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:01.079 beach and not see one that you didn't want to see. 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:05.799 It's always that older man that is like a whole robun. Sir. 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:10.360 Your scrotum is down to your fucking toes, but but 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.200 it's tucked into that speedo. Though just to the side. 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:17.280 Maybe I shouldn't body shame older man. You're gonna body 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:17.880 shame anybody. 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:19.320 It should be, I think older man. 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:22.080 Yeah, I don't want to see you. They're the most comfortable. 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:23.200 They don't get enough of it. 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:27.880 They're they're the most comfortable for sure, right. Yeah. Anyway, 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:30.119 the conversation was just like I do so much with 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:32.400 my friends and I don't do enough with her, and 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:35.040 I'm gonna change. I'm gonna do better whatever. If you 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:36.880 give me some things to do, Marie, I'm gonna do 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:38.880 with her. Okay, you want me to come up with 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:40.520 a list of things, Yes, come up with a list thing. 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:42.920 Becauld you be on these Hinge and lux and Sugar 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:45.400 Daddy dot com. Shit, don't do that. Don't say that 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:46.000 I've been on sugar. 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:56.200 You had some new shoes on the other days, shoes. 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:02.200 Who gave me some shoes? Speaking of shoes and dates 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:04.920 and thanks Marie. What's your expertise this week? Oh my god, 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:08.200 my expertise was not getting murdered because I went on 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:10.760 a date with the guy. Okay, a man, What happened 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.000 with a child? What do you look like? He looked, 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:15.600 he looked like he might kill me. Well, didn't you 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:16.200 say you wanted to go? 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:16.360 And on? 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:16.960 What an Asian do? 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:17.200 Was? 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:17.320 He? 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:20.720 I wanted to go? He was Asian adjacent because he 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:23.839 was like black and Asian. Oh so we're Asian Asian. 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:25.919 So we're sitting there, we're talking and he's like wow. 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:27.359 He was like, let me see your gums. 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:31.119 And I was like my what And he's like your gums? What? 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:32.480 My gums? 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:35.279 Wait? But let me see your gums. They are quite nice. 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:36.880 And he was like, what are you mixed with? 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:39.279 And I was like what ew And he was like, 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:42.320 you don't have black people gums. I said, I'm sorry, Oh, 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:45.279 I have my guns. I guess those are black people gums. 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:48.880 My gums went through it. Your gums do look different 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:50.960 than each other. But I would never a thing to ask. 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:57.159 That's because my diet is better than up. My diet 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:59.359 is better than yours. Anyway, He's like, what are you 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:01.039 mixed with? I was like black and he was like, 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:01.840 and what else do you miss? 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:05.440 Poor poverty? That's what are you mixed with? 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:06.040 Medicaid? 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:06.600 Uh? 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:12.360 Anyway, he is, He's not cool, Okay. He kept trying 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.880 to get me to go to his house to smoke weed. No, 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:16.600 and I was like, oh no, you're trying to murder me. 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:18.279 Are you? Like where do you live? 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:25.400 Like fourteenth and something like fourteenth like on that side 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:29.200 he could have gotten kidnapped. I was like, you just 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:30.960 told me you live in a studio. It's not my 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.200 destiny to die in the studio. I'm not going to 0:05:33.279 --> 0:05:36.080 get murdered in a studio. This is loft murder bid. 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:38.200 Yes, definitely kill me. 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:40.080 Like the ceiling's going to be twenty feet, has to 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:43.320 be has to come up straight into the place, exactly. 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:48.279 This is a penthouse murder by exactly exactly. So I 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:49.839 didn't go to his house because I'm. 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:51.280 Here, But what did anything else? 0:05:51.680 --> 0:06:00.239 We went to the park and sat and talked. 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:01.800 That's you. That's why would you go to a park 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.320 with a random man? Are you crazy? 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:06.159 You're trying to die? And we went on the It 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:08.880 was the pier. It was people around. There were people 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:10.279 around the entire day. It was white people, so they 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:12.680 probably wouldn't have saved me, but there are people around. 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:15.520 And then I went on a date the next day. 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:19.600 We went to like a rooftop winery. We talk about 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:22.320 that bank rose on a roof. It was nice. This 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:26.760 guy was cool. You know, so you were getting drunk 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:29.160 with a man. See, men are so smart. They're like, 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:32.000 we're going to a winery to get you fucked up. 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:34.440 But I didn't get I didn't get drunk. 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:36.560 I mean, I got drunk, but I didn't get drunk. 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:38.119 What did y'all do while you were drinking? 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:38.560 Talking? 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:39.400 Yeah? 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:41.520 Some of his friends came, so it wasn't even really. Oh, 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:49.800 it was about to be a train, a train on. 0:06:52.560 --> 0:06:53.039 It was nice. 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:55.360 I'm just trying to experience new people and new things, 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:58.520 and like, you know, I feel like I'm ready to 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:02.560 keep this whole train moving. But it's the whole train. 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:06.240 Well where the train broke down in February. Your whole 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:09.760 train is the j train. Ok, it never shows us 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:12.880 it's making local stops. Yeah, oh man, it's making local stops. 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:14.240 But I didn't get murdered because I didn't go to 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:16.240 that creepy man's house. I'm proud of you. Thank you 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:18.960 so much. You're not gonna kill me in the studio, CIDNY, 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:21.240 what were you an expert in this week? And I 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:25.240 hope it's not appealing a tangerine while you're trying to 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.200 do this podcast, because you're not that good at that. 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:27.800 I don't know. 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:30.560 I feel like, you know. I was on the megabus, 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.360 so you know I was doing bad. Okay, sorry, an 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:36.880 expert at poverty being impoverty. I'm on the mega bus 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:38.000 and you I shouldn't. 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:39.760 A person like me shouldn't be. 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:43.760 On the megabus, especially when somebody else is paying your transportation. 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:45.480 But I was trying to cut corners. I was like, 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:48.000 if I pay twenty dollars, I'm gonna get the other money. 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:49.760 And it's you know. I was like, it's gonna work out. 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:53.000 Yes, yes, I'd rather do this. I'd rather slum it 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:56.240 and then have extra money in the end of it. 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:58.040 All of a sudden, you're good at math. You got it. 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:00.840 So I want to Mega bus and it's it was 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:03.720 hot outside, but there should be no reason why mega 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:07.280 bus is negative twenty five thousand degrees. It was an 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:10.240 ice box. I literally felt like I was getting on 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:12.720 the bus in O Marion's ice box. 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:17.240 Get an ice box? Wait, MA used to be even. 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:20.120 You can see my breath, that's how cold it was 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:21.480 on or that's how hot your breath was. 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:24.480 Fuck you, I'm on the bus. 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:27.360 And did you have a sweater? You have a pashmina? 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:30.200 I had? I had like a track jacket or whatever, 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:33.000 but that's it, like a windsuit. Yes, it was freezing 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:36.079 on this bus. So eventually I was like I've had enough. 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:37.840 It was like an hour and a half in and 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:39.360 I said I can't do it. I can't do it. 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:42.720 So I go to the bus driver and I said hi, 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:46.080 and he was like down pretty much. I was like, 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.440 I don't want to bother you, but it's too cold 0:08:52.520 --> 0:08:54.640 on this bus. And he was like, this is the 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:59.080 Mega bus. We don't take requests. Sit down, he'said, we 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:00.480 don't take requests. It down. 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:03.720 I hope you sit down, speaker down, And I was like, 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:05.040 I gas. 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:07.560 I was like wait till I called my dad, and 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:11.600 you know I ain't got one. So speaking of Dada dad, Yeah, 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:16.000 our expert our expert today is is a super funny comic. 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:17.839 I think that y'all are really going to enjoy her. 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:18.600 She's a writer. 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:21.240 She threw, she threw a look on for us today. 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.360 She sure did, which I think is. I'm always like, 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:25.440 please do not shake my legs, don't look at my life. 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.360 I'm looking at your socks. I'm like, are they today's? 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:32.000 They look like those are nice those? Yeah, there's no 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:32.840 holes in the toe. 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:34.720 No, not at all. You ain't got no scars on 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:35.920 your knees. You're doing great, girl. 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:38.560 I don't see the hair from hair. It must be 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:41.800 blonde hairs. White people are so lucky. 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:43.360 Yes, we are in. 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:47.280 Our expert for today is our daddy issues expert. 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:51.640 Give it up for Amberilla. Guys, thanks for having me. 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:54.160 How are you doing, boo, I'm doing well. I'm doing well, 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:56.679 daddy daddy is She's is a funny topic to me. 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:59.160 I'm happy to talk about it. Well, it's take a 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:00.840 step back and get into your look. 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:01.840 How about this? Okay? 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:04.559 So you're giving me sailor moon uptime? Yes, yes, yes, yes, 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:06.240 fighting evil. 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:07.080 By moon light. 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:11.280 Yeah, Wendy Light. I love it. 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:12.960 You got the little two buns. It's so cute. 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:15.200 Thank you so much. These are like my kit cat heres. 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:17.920 Oh speaking of kit cats. Yeah, yeah those. 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:19.800 Have you ever seen somebody eat like a chunk of 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:21.280 kit cat instead of breaking? 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:23.920 Yeah, I have in their monsters. I immediately was like, 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:25.000 I'm not going to be friends with you. 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:25.959 Yeah. Those are the people. 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:27.360 They do that because they don't want to share. 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.559 Yeah, I'm just gonna eat all of these. 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:31.800 Those are the type of people who kick cats just 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:35.800 by and then share both of them. Then you can 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:37.040 have as much. Then you could have the same with 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:38.320 mail and not look like a monster. 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:39.719 I don't know. 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:41.640 That's not the way our money is said at. 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:44.560 First of all, if I get a kit cat it's 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:47.280 from craft Services, I'm definitely not paying for it. Oh yeah, 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:48.760 I all show up in a green room and just 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:49.480 take all the candy. 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:50.319 Yeah that's it. 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:52.079 Have you done that? You just pour all those snacks 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:52.680 into your purse? 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:57.240 Oh yeah? Oh yeah. When they have those like single 0:10:57.280 --> 0:11:00.560 serve eminem's, like little tiny packs, I love those. 0:11:00.720 --> 0:11:02.480 I love a snack pack anything like I like the 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:04.760 little tiny Snickers. I'm not going I'm not here for 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:07.360 a full Snickers bar, but the little little bite size 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:12.760 or a baby twigs, baby baby Twigs here for that. 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:15.600 Yeah, but you're string cheese string cheese is good. These 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:17.200 are good, these little these little. 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:19.479 Baby's little nectarine, clementine, tangerine. 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:21.920 Thank you friend, Yeah, I love that so good. Thank 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:25.400 you for stopping the Yeah, thank you so much. So Amber. 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:27.880 I can see your panties from the way you're sitting there, 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:29.680 pink purple. 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:31.840 They match your hair little thank you or your. 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:33.360 Hair pinks a little, a little purple. 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:33.679 Right now. 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:36.880 I mean that this is very We're very comfortable here, 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:38.400 and we want to touch you. 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:43.280 Was getting comfortable. You want to touch you, don't. We 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:45.720 will not touch you, we promise. Thank you. I appreciate that. 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:48.240 I feel safe. Let's talk about you. Who where are 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:52.559 you from. I'm from California, originally from Calabasas, California. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:55.760 That's where Rich Holly say Kardashians are from. 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:58.520 That's where you have an estate. Bit No, yeah, you 0:11:58.520 --> 0:11:59.319 got a compound. 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:02.400 My parents died so no so. 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:05.760 You it was an orphanage in Calabasas. 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:07.959 No, no, no, no, they died at then I moved from 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:09.080 Calabasas to Long Beach. 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:14.400 That's where where Snoop Dogg is from. Yes, LBC, Okay, 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:16.680 so you went from Kardashian to Snoop dogg uh huh. 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:21.400 I feel Yeah. So let's talk about Calabasas. Was what's 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:22.280 it like living there? 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:25.360 Calabasas used to be the porn capital of the world 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:28.040 from the nineteen seventies to twenty twelve. 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:32.840 Ay yah, yay twelve. Wow, what's the porn capitol now? 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:36.719 Las Vegas. Yeah, Calabasas. 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:40.599 Like they passed this law called Measure B in California 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:42.520 that said, if you're going to do adult films, you 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:43.720 have to wear condoms. 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:46.560 And they were like, get at it, Oh, thank you, 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:49.560 going to Las Vegas, Las Vegas, like put it in 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:52.000 raw grosss. 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:54.679 I mean, there's nothing wrong with seeing a condom. No, 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:56.720 I don't. And they have like such thin ones that 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:59.079 they can put in porn adult films now that it 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:00.720 doesn't matter. You can bear see it at all. 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:03.000 Or they could put like tattoos on the on the 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:11.840 freaking little things like make it fun, like. 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:12.000 Yeah, that would be. 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:16.480 Fun, Like put somebody's face on it looks like you're 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:20.920 getting like getting your while you're put a little hat, 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:24.840 put a little fitted on the condom. Yeah, put the condom. 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:27.360 That would be great. No, they didn't know, but they 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:28.439 could capital us. 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:30.959 They need this consult they need? 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:34.400 Is that what they need? I bet it already exists. 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:35.960 Probably probably. 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:37.959 I think that's like rule thirty four of the Internet. 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:39.720 Right amber, where's your necklace from? 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:43.160 I really like it? Uh, this is from Crossroads Vintage. 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:45.559 Oh yeah, yea yeah, yeah, yea yeah, yea yea, yeah, 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:46.240 we know Crossroads. 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.800 It's like one of my favorite necklaces. I only wear 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.120 geometric shapes. I like. 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:55.160 I like that, and I like the letter M because 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:56.240 it's symmetrical. 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:59.600 Yes anywhere, and it's from Murray exactly. 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:01.040 It's for money, feek. 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:05.079 This is for vagina or an upside down A or 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:05.880 an upside down A. 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:09.240 Sydney's an s Okay, you guys are like vibing and 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:10.360 I'm totally out. 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:13.679 Of you gotta you got a nice necklace on. 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:17.240 It's it's a crown. 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:20.160 Me and Marie. You know, we're like obsessed with the queen. 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:24.880 We're Queen's queening, queening on this poor ass couch. But yeah, 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:27.400 you know, I like crowns. That's what I'm just gonna 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:27.800 go with that. 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:31.440 You look super cute right now, thank you. 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:35.160 It's a very small ropper. It's like you possibly you'll 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:38.360 see my lady is coming out. Your butt cheeks are out. Yeah, 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:41.360 and it's unbuttoned down to your looks like your belly button. Well, Amber, 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.640 I you know, also, I want to get to this later. 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:47.560 But you know, there's some great news going on with you. 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:51.560 Yes, let's get into it. How happy she looks. I've 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:55.160 got on some other jewelry today. Yeah, you got engaged. Yeah, 0:14:55.200 --> 0:15:01.800 my boyfriend just proposed to me. Well now my fiance. Yeah. 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:04.080 How long have you guys been together? We've been together 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:07.680 three years? What really? Yeah? Wow, we kept it. We 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:09.320 kept it quiet for a long time because you know, 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:13.000 we're both comics and that's uh, that can be scary. 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:14.520 Yeah, we're white. 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:17.880 Basically, we just weren't like posting a lot of photos 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:21.800 together or like you know, being you know, holding hands 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:23.760 at shows. We still don't do that. Who does that? 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:24.720 Hold stands at shows? 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:25.960 Sitting at her girlfriend? Do it? 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:28.800 Fuck you, Marie, I don't hold hands. 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:29.640 Not a comic is she? 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:30.000 No? 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:36.360 She hates comedy, person likes herself. 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:39.840 She's like, I come to the shows because I love you. 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:43.640 And I'm like you, I mean you hate yourself. 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:48.040 Yeah, I hate myself doing comic. So Amber, how did 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:50.960 he propos? Did you know it was coming. I knew. 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:53.120 I had like a general idea that was coming, but 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:53.720 not that day. 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:56.560 Okay. I knew because like I okay, so my ring 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:58.520 is made out of a ring that I had for 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:01.720 my grandma. So it's and so I had told him. 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.280 I was like, if you are going to propose, then 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:06.480 I this is where I keep my grandma's rings. I 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:07.760 would like something made from that. 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.640 Oh so you looked at it and it was missing, 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:11.200 and you were like. 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:14.600 Ah, I didn't ever I stopped looking for it. I 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:16.520 had it like hidden away, and so I didn't know 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:19.320 it was coming, but I I had. We had talked 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:20.880 about it, We had talks. It wasn't like out of 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:23.680 the blue, okay. So but let's set the scene. It was. 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:28.560 It was the fourth of July. Okay, yeah, yes, I know, 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:28.920 I know. 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:31.280 I don't want to shoot on him, but come man, 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:35.080 independence is the day he gave the proposed, not the 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:37.320 day that they got married. Yeah, but it's still one 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:39.120 of those days like I'm sharing a day with other 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:42.440 people and firecrackers and ship like yes, yes, Macy's is 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:45.880 celebrating with them, okay where you went there? 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:49.320 Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Macy's is like, congrats my dad. 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:52.240 I mean, my parents were married on the fourth. 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:56.720 Look at that circle. Did you know that he knew 0:16:56.760 --> 0:16:59.520 it that day? Okay, so it was I was meant 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:00.560 to be. That's beautiful. 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:03.480 Yeah, it is beautiful. Wait, so tell us how it happened. 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:05.640 Oh so we went and we were in Green Point. 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:08.200 We went down to the waterfront. We watched the fireworks. 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:10.000 There was a ton of people around. I'm so glad 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:12.960 he didn't ask there because that would have given me 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:16.200 an anxiety attack. And then we just walked. We took 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:18.199 a walk, We walked through the park. We went to 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:24.240 the playground and we did some cheesy stuff. We swung 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:27.280 on the swings and held him and held the hands. 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:28.560 We like swing and. 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:30.560