Speaker 1: Any unofficial effort. Hey, guys, what's going on? You know what's.
Speaker 2: Offensive when people like eat all the kit cat bars
Speaker 2: at the same time.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: Like they bite it instead of breaking off a piece. Well,
Speaker 2: those people I wouldn't trust with my child, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't trust those people with my goat fish. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like those people are weird and we don't want to
Speaker 2: know parts of that. Those are serial killers. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: they those people have small dicks, oh marine small dicks?
Speaker 2: Talk about it? Are you talking about somebody you know?
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, if you eat your kit cat
Speaker 2: bars like that, you're dick. Little micro penis. Hey, anyway,
Speaker 2: that's the way we wanted to start the podcast. We
Speaker 2: wanted to talk about micro penises. Not ready to continue?
Speaker 1: Sey, How you doing?
Speaker 2: I am fab fabulous, you know, just living my best life.
Speaker 2: Unmoisturized ankles and all. Yeah, but your knees are shining.
Speaker 2: Your knees look like you hit them with a little frankinsense.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I had a coconut oil and I've just been trying
Speaker 2: to work that through my whole life. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: pour it on my whole life. Cocon of oil energy.
Speaker 2: You know, it works for everything. It's good for cooking,
Speaker 2: it's good for you know breaking.
Speaker 1: Let's back up, when when did you last cook? Who
Speaker 1: sent you?
Speaker 2: Adrian? She's talking about me cooking things. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: out here work, I'm cooking these jokes.
Speaker 3: I'm in the cooshion cooking material. I'm cooking these jokes.
Speaker 3: You're so stupid. That's why she's going to kick me out.
Speaker 3: It's great, she's not until your check clears. Oh no,
Speaker 3: definitely not. She yesterday we got in a real pho.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: Let me talk. Let me turn my make up so
Speaker 2: we can talk about Okay, we got in a real fight.
Speaker 2: I mean I just need to do better and do more,
Speaker 2: and you have to fight about what I just don't
Speaker 2: do enough, Like we I don't take her out enough.
Speaker 2: And did you tell her that broke people can't pay check? Yes,
Speaker 2: they dropped that check. And you're looking at it like
Speaker 2: this is why you is my friend, That's why you
Speaker 2: gotta bring me on these dates. I know. Well, she
Speaker 2: was like, you know you go to the pool with Marie.
Speaker 2: I would love to come to the pool with you, honest, Like,
Speaker 2: but all we do is take pictures. You don't want
Speaker 2: to be with us, you don't even like photo. She's like,
Speaker 2: I would be there and read a book. I'm like,
Speaker 2: we don't need I don't need that kind of energy.
Speaker 2: We don't negativity. We're out here trying to we're trying
Speaker 2: to a stunt on the ground. We don't need people
Speaker 2: in the background reading. She was mad that we went
Speaker 2: to the pool, but you guys went to the beach
Speaker 2: like the.
Speaker 1: Day after we did exactly, and I didn't even want
Speaker 1: to go to the beach.
Speaker 2: I don't like the beach.
Speaker 1: I hate the beach.
Speaker 2: It makes my feet look very like I don't know,
Speaker 2: twelve years of slave, and that's kind of what you
Speaker 2: feel like, shut up. Every time I go there, I'm like,
Speaker 2: this is just too much. And it's the New York
Speaker 2: beaches are trash, Like there's metro cards in the sand. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's freaking like there's like bridge, I don't know, somebody's
Speaker 2: like weave tracks.
Speaker 1: It's bad.
Speaker 2: I don't need that. There's like umbilical cord in the sand.
Speaker 2: The water is disgusting, and I'm always seeing somebody's body
Speaker 2: that I don't need to see.
Speaker 1: Some elderly but.
Speaker 2: That's what beach is. You're never gonna go to the
Speaker 2: beach and not see one that you didn't want to see.
Speaker 1: It's always that older man that is like a whole robun. Sir.
Speaker 2: Your scrotum is down to your fucking toes, but but
Speaker 2: it's tucked into that speedo. Though just to the side.
Speaker 1: Maybe I shouldn't body shame older man. You're gonna body
Speaker 1: shame anybody.
Speaker 2: It should be, I think older man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to see you. They're the most comfortable.
Speaker 1: They don't get enough of it.
Speaker 2: They're they're the most comfortable for sure, right. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 2: the conversation was just like I do so much with
Speaker 2: my friends and I don't do enough with her, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna change. I'm gonna do better whatever. If you
Speaker 2: give me some things to do, Marie, I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: with her. Okay, you want me to come up with
Speaker 2: a list of things, Yes, come up with a list thing.
Speaker 2: Becauld you be on these Hinge and lux and Sugar
Speaker 2: Daddy dot com. Shit, don't do that. Don't say that
Speaker 2: I've been on sugar.
Speaker 1: You had some new shoes on the other days, shoes.
Speaker 2: Who gave me some shoes? Speaking of shoes and dates
Speaker 2: and thanks Marie. What's your expertise this week? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: my expertise was not getting murdered because I went on
Speaker 2: a date with the guy. Okay, a man, What happened
Speaker 2: with a child? What do you look like? He looked,
Speaker 2: he looked like he might kill me. Well, didn't you
Speaker 2: say you wanted to go?
Speaker 4: And on?
Speaker 1: What an Asian do?
Speaker 4: Was?
Speaker 1: He?
Speaker 2: I wanted to go? He was Asian adjacent because he
Speaker 2: was like black and Asian. Oh so we're Asian Asian.
Speaker 2: So we're sitting there, we're talking and he's like wow.
Speaker 1: He was like, let me see your gums.
Speaker 2: And I was like my what And he's like your gums? What?
Speaker 2: My gums?
Speaker 1: Wait? But let me see your gums. They are quite nice.
Speaker 1: And he was like, what are you mixed with?
Speaker 2: And I was like what ew And he was like,
Speaker 2: you don't have black people gums. I said, I'm sorry, Oh,
Speaker 2: I have my guns. I guess those are black people gums.
Speaker 1: My gums went through it. Your gums do look different
Speaker 1: than each other. But I would never a thing to ask.
Speaker 2: That's because my diet is better than up. My diet
Speaker 2: is better than yours. Anyway, He's like, what are you
Speaker 2: mixed with? I was like black and he was like,
Speaker 2: and what else do you miss?
Speaker 1: Poor poverty? That's what are you mixed with?
Speaker 2: Medicaid?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Anyway, he is, He's not cool, Okay. He kept trying
Speaker 2: to get me to go to his house to smoke weed. No,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh no, you're trying to murder me.
Speaker 1: Are you? Like where do you live?
Speaker 2: Like fourteenth and something like fourteenth like on that side
Speaker 2: he could have gotten kidnapped. I was like, you just
Speaker 2: told me you live in a studio. It's not my
Speaker 2: destiny to die in the studio. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: get murdered in a studio. This is loft murder bid.
Speaker 1: Yes, definitely kill me.
Speaker 2: Like the ceiling's going to be twenty feet, has to
Speaker 2: be has to come up straight into the place, exactly.
Speaker 2: This is a penthouse murder by exactly exactly. So I
Speaker 2: didn't go to his house because I'm.
Speaker 1: Here, But what did anything else?
Speaker 2: We went to the park and sat and talked.
Speaker 1: That's you. That's why would you go to a park
Speaker 1: with a random man? Are you crazy?
Speaker 2: You're trying to die? And we went on the It
Speaker 2: was the pier. It was people around. There were people
Speaker 2: around the entire day. It was white people, so they
Speaker 2: probably wouldn't have saved me, but there are people around.
Speaker 2: And then I went on a date the next day.
Speaker 2: We went to like a rooftop winery. We talk about
Speaker 2: that bank rose on a roof. It was nice. This
Speaker 2: guy was cool. You know, so you were getting drunk
Speaker 2: with a man. See, men are so smart. They're like,
Speaker 2: we're going to a winery to get you fucked up.
Speaker 1: But I didn't get I didn't get drunk.
Speaker 2: I mean, I got drunk, but I didn't get drunk.
Speaker 1: What did y'all do while you were drinking?
Speaker 2: Talking?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Some of his friends came, so it wasn't even really. Oh,
Speaker 2: it was about to be a train, a train on.
Speaker 1: It was nice.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to experience new people and new things,
Speaker 2: and like, you know, I feel like I'm ready to
Speaker 2: keep this whole train moving. But it's the whole train.
Speaker 2: Well where the train broke down in February. Your whole
Speaker 2: train is the j train. Ok, it never shows us
Speaker 2: it's making local stops. Yeah, oh man, it's making local stops.
Speaker 2: But I didn't get murdered because I didn't go to
Speaker 2: that creepy man's house. I'm proud of you. Thank you
Speaker 2: so much. You're not gonna kill me in the studio, CIDNY,
Speaker 2: what were you an expert in this week? And I
Speaker 2: hope it's not appealing a tangerine while you're trying to
Speaker 2: do this podcast, because you're not that good at that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like, you know. I was on the megabus,
Speaker 2: so you know I was doing bad. Okay, sorry, an
Speaker 2: expert at poverty being impoverty. I'm on the mega bus
Speaker 2: and you I shouldn't.
Speaker 1: A person like me shouldn't be.
Speaker 2: On the megabus, especially when somebody else is paying your transportation.
Speaker 1: But I was trying to cut corners. I was like,
Speaker 1: if I pay twenty dollars, I'm gonna get the other money.
Speaker 1: And it's you know. I was like, it's gonna work out.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I'd rather do this. I'd rather slum it
Speaker 2: and then have extra money in the end of it.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, you're good at math. You got it.
Speaker 2: So I want to Mega bus and it's it was
Speaker 2: hot outside, but there should be no reason why mega
Speaker 2: bus is negative twenty five thousand degrees. It was an
Speaker 2: ice box. I literally felt like I was getting on
Speaker 2: the bus in O Marion's ice box.
Speaker 1: Get an ice box? Wait, MA used to be even.
Speaker 2: You can see my breath, that's how cold it was
Speaker 2: on or that's how hot your breath was.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, I'm on the bus.
Speaker 2: And did you have a sweater? You have a pashmina?
Speaker 2: I had? I had like a track jacket or whatever,
Speaker 2: but that's it, like a windsuit. Yes, it was freezing
Speaker 2: on this bus. So eventually I was like I've had enough.
Speaker 2: It was like an hour and a half in and
Speaker 2: I said I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 2: So I go to the bus driver and I said hi,
Speaker 2: and he was like down pretty much. I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't want to bother you, but it's too cold
Speaker 2: on this bus. And he was like, this is the
Speaker 2: Mega bus. We don't take requests. Sit down, he'said, we
Speaker 2: don't take requests. It down.
Speaker 1: I hope you sit down, speaker down, And I was like,
Speaker 1: I gas.
Speaker 2: I was like wait till I called my dad, and
Speaker 2: you know I ain't got one. So speaking of Dada dad, Yeah,
Speaker 2: our expert our expert today is is a super funny comic.
Speaker 2: I think that y'all are really going to enjoy her.
Speaker 1: She's a writer.
Speaker 2: She threw, she threw a look on for us today.
Speaker 2: She sure did, which I think is. I'm always like,
Speaker 2: please do not shake my legs, don't look at my life.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at your socks. I'm like, are they today's?
Speaker 2: They look like those are nice those? Yeah, there's no
Speaker 2: holes in the toe.
Speaker 1: No, not at all. You ain't got no scars on
Speaker 1: your knees. You're doing great, girl.
Speaker 2: I don't see the hair from hair. It must be
Speaker 2: blonde hairs. White people are so lucky.
Speaker 1: Yes, we are in.
Speaker 2: Our expert for today is our daddy issues expert.
Speaker 1: Give it up for Amberilla. Guys, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: How are you doing, boo, I'm doing well. I'm doing well,
Speaker 1: daddy daddy is She's is a funny topic to me.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to talk about it. Well, it's take a
Speaker 1: step back and get into your look.
Speaker 2: How about this? Okay?
Speaker 1: So you're giving me sailor moon uptime? Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: fighting evil.
Speaker 2: By moon light.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Wendy Light. I love it.
Speaker 2: You got the little two buns. It's so cute.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. These are like my kit cat heres.
Speaker 1: Oh speaking of kit cats. Yeah, yeah those.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen somebody eat like a chunk of
Speaker 2: kit cat instead of breaking?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have in their monsters. I immediately was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be friends with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Those are the people.
Speaker 1: They do that because they don't want to share.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just gonna eat all of these.
Speaker 1: Those are the type of people who kick cats just
Speaker 1: by and then share both of them. Then you can
Speaker 1: have as much. Then you could have the same with
Speaker 1: mail and not look like a monster.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's not the way our money is said at.
Speaker 2: First of all, if I get a kit cat it's
Speaker 2: from craft Services, I'm definitely not paying for it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I all show up in a green room and just
Speaker 2: take all the candy.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's it.
Speaker 2: Have you done that? You just pour all those snacks
Speaker 2: into your purse?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Oh yeah. When they have those like single
Speaker 1: serve eminem's, like little tiny packs, I love those.
Speaker 2: I love a snack pack anything like I like the
Speaker 2: little tiny Snickers. I'm not going I'm not here for
Speaker 2: a full Snickers bar, but the little little bite size
Speaker 2: or a baby twigs, baby baby Twigs here for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're string cheese string cheese is good. These
Speaker 1: are good, these little these little.
Speaker 2: Baby's little nectarine, clementine, tangerine.
Speaker 1: Thank you friend, Yeah, I love that so good. Thank
Speaker 1: you for stopping the Yeah, thank you so much. So Amber.
Speaker 2: I can see your panties from the way you're sitting there,
Speaker 2: pink purple.
Speaker 1: They match your hair little thank you or your.
Speaker 5: Hair pinks a little, a little purple.
Speaker 1: Right now.
Speaker 2: I mean that this is very We're very comfortable here,
Speaker 2: and we want to touch you.
Speaker 1: Was getting comfortable. You want to touch you, don't. We
Speaker 1: will not touch you, we promise. Thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I feel safe. Let's talk about you. Who where are
Speaker 1: you from. I'm from California, originally from Calabasas, California.
Speaker 5: That's where Rich Holly say Kardashians are from.
Speaker 2: That's where you have an estate. Bit No, yeah, you
Speaker 2: got a compound.
Speaker 1: My parents died so no so.
Speaker 2: You it was an orphanage in Calabasas.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, they died at then I moved from
Speaker 1: Calabasas to Long Beach.
Speaker 2: That's where where Snoop Dogg is from. Yes, LBC, Okay,
Speaker 2: so you went from Kardashian to Snoop dogg uh huh.
Speaker 2: I feel Yeah. So let's talk about Calabasas. Was what's
Speaker 2: it like living there?
Speaker 1: Calabasas used to be the porn capital of the world
Speaker 1: from the nineteen seventies to twenty twelve.
Speaker 2: Ay yah, yay twelve. Wow, what's the porn capitol now?
Speaker 5: Las Vegas. Yeah, Calabasas.
Speaker 1: Like they passed this law called Measure B in California
Speaker 1: that said, if you're going to do adult films, you
Speaker 1: have to wear condoms.
Speaker 3: And they were like, get at it, Oh, thank you,
Speaker 3: going to Las Vegas, Las Vegas, like put it in
Speaker 3: raw grosss.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's nothing wrong with seeing a condom. No,
Speaker 1: I don't. And they have like such thin ones that
Speaker 1: they can put in porn adult films now that it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. You can bear see it at all.
Speaker 2: Or they could put like tattoos on the on the
Speaker 2: freaking little things like make it fun, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be.
Speaker 2: Fun, Like put somebody's face on it looks like you're
Speaker 2: getting like getting your while you're put a little hat,
Speaker 2: put a little fitted on the condom. Yeah, put the condom.
Speaker 1: That would be great. No, they didn't know, but they
Speaker 1: could capital us.
Speaker 2: They need this consult they need?
Speaker 1: Is that what they need? I bet it already exists.
Speaker 2: Probably probably.
Speaker 5: I think that's like rule thirty four of the Internet.
Speaker 2: Right amber, where's your necklace from?
Speaker 1: I really like it? Uh, this is from Crossroads Vintage.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yea yeah, yeah, yea yeah, yea yea, yeah,
Speaker 2: we know Crossroads.
Speaker 1: It's like one of my favorite necklaces. I only wear
Speaker 1: geometric shapes. I like.
Speaker 2: I like that, and I like the letter M because
Speaker 2: it's symmetrical.
Speaker 1: Yes anywhere, and it's from Murray exactly.
Speaker 2: It's for money, feek.
Speaker 1: This is for vagina or an upside down A or
Speaker 1: an upside down A.
Speaker 2: Sydney's an s Okay, you guys are like vibing and
Speaker 2: I'm totally out.
Speaker 1: Of you gotta you got a nice necklace on.
Speaker 5: It's it's a crown.
Speaker 2: Me and Marie. You know, we're like obsessed with the queen.
Speaker 2: We're Queen's queening, queening on this poor ass couch. But yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, I like crowns. That's what I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: go with that.
Speaker 1: You look super cute right now, thank you.
Speaker 2: It's a very small ropper. It's like you possibly you'll
Speaker 2: see my lady is coming out. Your butt cheeks are out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's unbuttoned down to your looks like your belly button. Well, Amber,
Speaker 2: I you know, also, I want to get to this later.
Speaker 2: But you know, there's some great news going on with you.
Speaker 1: Yes, let's get into it. How happy she looks. I've
Speaker 1: got on some other jewelry today. Yeah, you got engaged. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my boyfriend just proposed to me. Well now my fiance. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How long have you guys been together? We've been together
Speaker 1: three years? What really? Yeah? Wow, we kept it. We
Speaker 1: kept it quiet for a long time because you know,
Speaker 1: we're both comics and that's uh, that can be scary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're white.
Speaker 1: Basically, we just weren't like posting a lot of photos
Speaker 1: together or like you know, being you know, holding hands
Speaker 1: at shows. We still don't do that. Who does that?
Speaker 1: Hold stands at shows?
Speaker 2: Sitting at her girlfriend? Do it?
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Marie, I don't hold hands.
Speaker 5: Not a comic is she?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: She hates comedy, person likes herself.
Speaker 1: She's like, I come to the shows because I love you.
Speaker 2: And I'm like you, I mean you hate yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate myself doing comic. So Amber, how did
Speaker 1: he propos? Did you know it was coming. I knew.
Speaker 5: I had like a general idea that was coming, but
Speaker 5: not that day.
Speaker 1: Okay. I knew because like I okay, so my ring
Speaker 1: is made out of a ring that I had for
Speaker 1: my grandma. So it's and so I had told him.
Speaker 1: I was like, if you are going to propose, then
Speaker 1: I this is where I keep my grandma's rings. I
Speaker 1: would like something made from that.
Speaker 2: Oh so you looked at it and it was missing,
Speaker 2: and you were like.
Speaker 1: Ah, I didn't ever I stopped looking for it. I
Speaker 1: had it like hidden away, and so I didn't know
Speaker 1: it was coming, but I I had. We had talked
Speaker 1: about it, We had talks. It wasn't like out of
Speaker 1: the blue, okay. So but let's set the scene. It was.
Speaker 1: It was the fourth of July. Okay, yeah, yes, I know,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I don't want to shoot on him, but come man,
Speaker 2: independence is the day he gave the proposed, not the
Speaker 2: day that they got married. Yeah, but it's still one
Speaker 2: of those days like I'm sharing a day with other
Speaker 2: people and firecrackers and ship like yes, yes, Macy's is
Speaker 2: celebrating with them, okay where you went there?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Macy's is like, congrats my dad.
Speaker 1: I mean, my parents were married on the fourth.
Speaker 2: Look at that circle. Did you know that he knew
Speaker 2: it that day? Okay, so it was I was meant
Speaker 2: to be. That's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is beautiful. Wait, so tell us how it happened.
Speaker 1: Oh so we went and we were in Green Point.
Speaker 1: We went down to the waterfront. We watched the fireworks.
Speaker 1: There was a ton of people around. I'm so glad
Speaker 1: he didn't ask there because that would have given me
Speaker 1: an anxiety attack. And then we just walked. We took
Speaker 1: a walk, We walked through the park. We went to
Speaker 1: the playground and we did some cheesy stuff. We swung
Speaker 1: on the swings and held him and held the hands.
Speaker 1: We like swing and.
Speaker 2: Then he was like, what's that over there? That shiny thing?
Speaker 2: And you were like what is it? And he was like,
Speaker 2: god check and you're like it looks like a ring
Speaker 2: and he was on his knee.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened, like a ring like Easter egg
Speaker 1: Hunt just imagined. I really I enjoyed that we were
Speaker 1: on the swings like facing each other.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's very cheesy.
Speaker 1: It was really cheesy. Tire swing.
Speaker 2: You guys are an entire swing, just gone around. Listen.
Speaker 1: I love a tire swing. Oh, I have motion sickness.
Speaker 2: I can't. I can't do it. It's like literally to
Speaker 2: me sick. Yeah, I can't even get on it like something.
Speaker 2: I don't have vertigo, but like I get sick with swings.
Speaker 2: M I can't do love a swing. I love a
Speaker 2: porf swing. Does that mean you can't hamm it a
Speaker 2: kind of yeah, I really can't be doing any of
Speaker 2: that motion. It sucks.
Speaker 1: That means you can't get on tap when you have.
Speaker 2: Six Nope, I just lay there. I can't. I have vertigo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not that can't be real. That's fine, it's
Speaker 1: my truth.
Speaker 2: I believe you.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah. And then actually I was I was doing
Speaker 1: I was being goofy. I was like swinging around on
Speaker 1: the swing, spinning to make myself dizzy because I don't
Speaker 1: drink anymore. And uh and then he proposed right after
Speaker 1: I got off the swing, so he.
Speaker 2: You stood up and fell down. I hate his Like
Speaker 2: while you were picking yourself up, he.
Speaker 1: Was like, yeah, exactly, I was dizzy. I was. I
Speaker 1: was a little bit wobbly. And he got down on
Speaker 1: his knee and he stumbled over his words a lot.
Speaker 6: Oh he was nervous, will you. I'm like, yeah, yes,
Speaker 6: I get what you're doing. Oh yeah, I think I
Speaker 6: can think I can. Oh that's great.
Speaker 1: That's so you've been engaged for a week.
Speaker 2: Yes, time is already flying when you guys won't get
Speaker 2: married that.
Speaker 1: Everybody keeps asking me that already?
Speaker 2: Well do you know next year?
Speaker 1: They comics.
Speaker 2: They have no idea. You don't know how the next
Speaker 2: day is going to be. So we're definitely not planning that.
Speaker 5: Head exactly exactly. And she's used to the word fiance.
Speaker 2: I know it's good. But I saw him the other
Speaker 2: day and I congratulated him. Oh nice, But I didn't
Speaker 2: ask him what the story was because I was like,
Speaker 2: ambers won't tell me, yes, but also tell me about him,
Speaker 2: because there's so many misconceptions about having daddy issues, you know,
Speaker 2: like having like a man in your life. So is
Speaker 2: he is he like your dad? Is he the opposite?
Speaker 2: I mean he's not white, so he's definitely.
Speaker 1: Not like your dad. He's not like my dad. I
Speaker 1: think my daddy issues are usually looking for someone who
Speaker 1: will tell me what to do and feed me and
Speaker 1: take care of me and love me and conditionally, no
Speaker 1: matter how crazy I act. I was like a sugar dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean I did. I did look
Speaker 1: for that a lot when I was younger. But what's
Speaker 1: wrong with that? I feel like one thing that is
Speaker 1: wrong with that. I mean, it's just it's just you
Speaker 1: end up putting all of your hopes and dreams into
Speaker 1: one person, and that's dangerous.
Speaker 2: I don't even have all my hopes and dreams in myself. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: some of my hopes and dreams are in my mom
Speaker 2: because I'm like, well, maybe she'll win a scratch off,
Speaker 2: and maybe she will maybe she scratch offs. No, she
Speaker 2: my mom, that does not even well, then she has
Speaker 2: to buy the scratch off. My dad would buying scratch offs.
Speaker 2: He's convinced that he's gonna win. I'm like, probably, you
Speaker 2: could just give me the money. I can't wait till
Speaker 2: Samuel wins. But like I always did, like, who are you?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if I know you? So, but so,
Speaker 2: did you have a good relationship with your dad?
Speaker 1: I I did. Yeah, he was he was a cheesy,
Speaker 1: cheesy man. He was very emotional and he did he
Speaker 1: cried a lot and screamed a lot. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: loved him. He had his good good sides, but you
Speaker 1: know there was also problems there too. But you had
Speaker 1: a dad, so I had until like sixteen. Yeah. Wait,
Speaker 1: so your parents passed away? You said, yeah, my dad.
Speaker 1: My dad died from a heart attack when I was sixteen.
Speaker 1: My mom died from breast cancer when I was eleven. Good.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought it was gonna be like a double
Speaker 2: homicide suicide, right, yeahrse.
Speaker 1: I'd rather it just happened all at once.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I was waiting for you to be like pretty much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's a lot, but I think that's where I
Speaker 1: guess my daddy issues come from, although I don't really
Speaker 1: like that term daddy issues.
Speaker 2: And yet here we are the episode Okay, here we
Speaker 2: are Okay, Well, why why you have a problem with that?
Speaker 1: You have a very gendered term. It's like a little
Speaker 1: bit sexual. It's very Yeah, it's for females. And I
Speaker 1: think it's funny because it originally came from Freud's term
Speaker 1: like the father complex, and that was originally talking about
Speaker 1: men and their abusive fathers and how they have trouble
Speaker 1: making friendships with other men when they get to be adults.
Speaker 2: Like Chris Brown. Yeah, I mean I don't know that's what,
Speaker 2: but that's Michael Jackson. Oh, yes, Joe Jackson Jackson, He's yeah,
Speaker 2: Michael Jason did have like little boys. Yeah, absolutely, And
Speaker 2: you see how they flipped it and then they put.
Speaker 1: It and now it's all the same about like how
Speaker 1: men are emotional and overly sexual if they if like
Speaker 1: women are at all sexual or emotional, someone will be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you have daddy issues, and you're like, I can everybody
Speaker 1: has daddy issues if you you know, just by definition
Speaker 1: of like either having a dad or the absence of
Speaker 1: a dad, you have daddy issues.
Speaker 5: It's wellniing you like effects who you become.
Speaker 2: When I think about daddy issues, I think, oh, she's
Speaker 2: going to be a stripper, or she she does porn
Speaker 2: in Calabasses.
Speaker 1: I never did porn, but I was a stripper City.
Speaker 1: Take your feet off the gifts. She's cutee though, Oh,
Speaker 1: you are doubly daddy daddy issues right there.
Speaker 2: Daddy issues make you lie.
Speaker 1: No, My daddy issues do make me a people pleaser.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 1: Let's get back to the strip.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's you had to audition to be a stripper. You
Speaker 1: needed money, like, what's happening.
Speaker 2: Tell us about your first What club was it?
Speaker 1: It was a club in Times Square?
Speaker 2: Oh no, were you streets?
Speaker 1: Yo? That is like nineteen nineties. I made a lot
Speaker 1: of money. Though I made a lot of money, and
Speaker 1: I only did it for a year. I wanted to make.
Speaker 2: Some cut did hundred and sixty five nights.
Speaker 1: It's a long time, but I was like, I wanted
Speaker 1: to make some money, and I also just wanted to
Speaker 1: see what it was like. I was curious. I'll talk
Speaker 1: to us to walk us through in the first place. Okay,
Speaker 1: So there is another comedian who's a stripper. Her name
Speaker 1: is Jack the Stripper. Okay, like Jack the Ripper. Who
Speaker 1: is this? Yeah, Jax? She know you know Rachel Green.
Speaker 1: She shows with her all the time. She's like the Venus,
Speaker 1: the other side of Venus fly trap.
Speaker 5: No way. Yeah, she's a sweetheart.
Speaker 1: She's awesome. She got big uh, not as big as
Speaker 1: not as big as Rachel's. But she she has this
Speaker 1: she wrote this book called The Beaver Show.
Speaker 5: She's super fun. Okay, you guys would love her.
Speaker 1: But she I was talking to her about it, and uh,
Speaker 1: and I expressed that I was curious and I wanted
Speaker 1: to try it, and she took me to a club
Speaker 1: and auditioned with me. Which auditioning. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you you've done go go dancing and stuff, but you haven't.
Speaker 2: You don't know what story out there you.
Speaker 1: I don't know you like I don't know you like
Speaker 1: that girl Sydney. You did go dance? I did? You
Speaker 1: were in all If you guys know what is what
Speaker 1: is what it's like?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Tell us it's basically just dancing. You go there during hours,
Speaker 1: like like during ball. The patrons are there and everything
Speaker 1: I mean does a strip will ever close? And then
Speaker 1: you and then you wear your dress for one song
Speaker 1: and you take off your dress for the second song,
Speaker 1: and that's your audition. The manager the song did you use?
Speaker 1: I love Rocket?
Speaker 4: I haven't no idea. I did not request songs. There's
Speaker 4: probably kid rock or something. And thus, wait, so you
Speaker 4: take your dress off. You had your underwear on.
Speaker 1: Yes, just a thong, that's yeah, that's all. Just a thong.
Speaker 2: You have pasties on? No pasties okay.
Speaker 1: In New York, you don't wear yeah, my titties are
Speaker 1: at who? What what outfit did you wear? I wore
Speaker 1: a gown because it was a long so they.
Speaker 2: Have to Yeah, they do wear those like like you
Speaker 2: looks like it could be a prom, but it's also
Speaker 2: like a stripper.
Speaker 5: It's really funny.
Speaker 1: It's evening. It's just like slutty prom dresses. So what
Speaker 1: the gentlemen's clubs have like nights where you have to
Speaker 1: wear long dresses, and then they have nights where you
Speaker 1: wear short dresses, and then they have knights where you
Speaker 1: wear lingerie.
Speaker 2: So what what?
Speaker 1: What shoes did you have on when you auditioned? I
Speaker 1: had on when I auditioned, I had Martin's Gold. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're so dumb. I mean I usually wear Doc Martins,
Speaker 1: like someone has to pay me to wear heels. But no,
Speaker 1: they were like they were uh gold platform sparkly stilettos.
Speaker 2: Did tell me you did some of your toes come
Speaker 2: out like on the in the front like a little yeah,
Speaker 2: well peep toe? Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: And I actually I didn't get into the first club
Speaker 1: that I danced at. Were you nervous? I was super nervous,
Speaker 1: and I just didn't know how a stripper dances. It's
Speaker 1: like a very particularly watch a video. You just went
Speaker 1: up there and started doing like the electric slide.
Speaker 2: I don't watch the Players Club. You should have watched
Speaker 2: the Players Club.
Speaker 1: Didn't watch what was the one where they danced on
Speaker 1: the bar? Oh yeah, they don't dance like strippers. They
Speaker 1: don't kind of ugly. They don't dance like strippers.
Speaker 2: It's like it's a lot of bending and hair throwing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a lot of hair flipping.
Speaker 1: You gotta like drag your toe and like like put
Speaker 1: push your chest out and then push your butt out
Speaker 1: and like it's very awkward for white women's strippers.
Speaker 2: They dance like flamingos, like they that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 2: Their legs are real thin and then they like they're
Speaker 2: on one leg and this is like and then they
Speaker 2: eat some trip.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have seen a girl eat on stage, though,
Speaker 1: I have seen that.
Speaker 2: You know how you're supposed to like get get the gents,
Speaker 2: You got to go around the tables.
Speaker 1: I'll just be sampling this ship, like, oh, let me
Speaker 1: see is that noon?
Speaker 2: I can I drive? The chicken? Is the barbasan crusted?
Speaker 1: They did not serve food at my strip club. No,
Speaker 1: this was kind of like a short stripper club. Huh.
Speaker 2: Just it was like a one stop shop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean they had they had drinks and
Speaker 1: they had uh sports on. But that's it in the bar.
Speaker 5: So there's like two separate parts.
Speaker 1: There's like the bar part where they had like a
Speaker 1: TV behind the bar, and then there's the actual main stage. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to have no time.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want the Redskins the game while my
Speaker 2: fucking fallopian tubes Redskins can't be playing while my black
Speaker 2: skin is okay, So you don't get in and they
Speaker 2: tell you, like when you're up there auditioning, there's people
Speaker 2: are there, Patrons are there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's patrons there, and they're like, oh no, no.
Speaker 1: Everyone still is like, oh, there's a naked woman. I
Speaker 1: like watching that. The don't care. It's the manager that's like, no,
Speaker 1: she didn't smile at me right, or no, I didn't
Speaker 1: like the way she like she looked too aggressive with
Speaker 1: her dancing. That be me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So you don't get it. They tell you
Speaker 2: right away like yeah they like.
Speaker 1: And usually if you come in with another girl there,
Speaker 1: they'll tell you they won't either take both of you
Speaker 1: or neither of you. There won't be like we're gonna
Speaker 1: only take her. I'm old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some gold shoes. I'm ready.
Speaker 1: I'll take this.
Speaker 2: I'll take this journey with your friend. I think we
Speaker 2: gotta wait till you take your braids out. Yeah, actually no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: leave the braids in because you can flip that. I
Speaker 2: don't think you sip. No, I can't exactly.
Speaker 5: I really like your braids.
Speaker 1: Boom, you know, money shout out. She's awesome and talented
Speaker 1: and funny.
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm so I want to know how the rest
Speaker 2: of this ends.
Speaker 1: So then, oh so then I the next day went
Speaker 1: to another strip clubs to day. I'm very I'm stubbor.
Speaker 1: I was rejected. I was like, fuck that, I'm hot.
Speaker 1: Yes I can dance at a strip club. Yes, thank you?
Speaker 1: How dare they? Yeah? So yeah, I went to another club.
Speaker 1: I took some tips from Jack about how a stripper dances.
Speaker 2: What did she say?
Speaker 1: She told me exactly what I told you. Guys. They
Speaker 1: drag their toes, they like they like stick their butt
Speaker 1: out and their chest, drag your head, you like have
Speaker 1: to like like slow motion vogue. It's like just like
Speaker 1: you're going moving through water, not really dancing.
Speaker 2: So what are you doing with your arms?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: You're putting them through your hair a lot. You're flipping
Speaker 1: your hair. You're touching yourself, but just a little bit,
Speaker 1: not not aggressively touching yourself.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, you know, like down the side maybe
Speaker 2: for you know, we'll do like a little video clip
Speaker 2: of us trying to do a little stripper move.
Speaker 1: To is the most important part? Okay, yeah, but I
Speaker 1: have an afro.
Speaker 2: My hair is the flip?
Speaker 1: Well, there were girls who wore wigs and they somehow
Speaker 1: made it flip.
Speaker 2: I don't know, so that would be a part of
Speaker 2: the show. It just flips off, and then you just
Speaker 2: use it to like corvery yourself. You like burlesque. Okay,
Speaker 2: so you made.
Speaker 1: A lot of money you got out of that.
Speaker 2: What'sn't busy? What's what's the most you ever made as
Speaker 2: a stripper?
Speaker 1: Fifteen hundred dollars a night?
Speaker 2: Fifteen dollars a night?
Speaker 1: Yeah, since I made that waitress and she did, she.
Speaker 2: Made me made that waitress.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you were a bottle girl.
Speaker 1: Yes, so I didn't try.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that that was an option.
Speaker 1: Sidney was dragging her feet too, that she really was.
Speaker 2: She was dragging her toes like like hurry up to
Speaker 2: get to table twenty five right now, my wave would
Speaker 2: fall off, and I'm like, I'll put it in a drinks.
Speaker 2: I'm like, look at that, just the cheque. So you
Speaker 2: did that for a year, But what year was that?
Speaker 1: Uh? That was two years ago?
Speaker 2: Yes, Siddy, she's like fifteen hundred dollars stripping two years ago.
Speaker 2: Were you making that in a night two years ago?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, servant, definitely not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so if she was, if she stripped when you
Speaker 2: were at your peak as a battle chick, she probably
Speaker 2: would have made more money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, and you were stripper? Was my Oh
Speaker 1: what was your name? My name was Heather. I wanted
Speaker 1: to be a mean girl, Heather, like Heather's Heather. It
Speaker 1: was a very simple name. Well, I know because Amber
Speaker 1: is a stripper name. Yes, it is such a stripper name.
Speaker 1: Every time I would go to the club, Amber was
Speaker 1: already taken. You're right, Heather Heather, And people all the time,
Speaker 1: dudes all the time, would ask me if that was
Speaker 1: my real name, and I was like, yes, it is.
Speaker 1: I just feel like I don't need a fake name.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: They're like wow, They're like wow, You're so honest.
Speaker 2: They were like offering to like fly you to like
Speaker 2: a Beza Abiza Abiza.
Speaker 1: Yeah, never fly with someone to another country. Why would
Speaker 1: you do that? Absolutely?
Speaker 2: But I can only go with my my supportive friend, ye,
Speaker 2: my service friend.
Speaker 1: Ser Yeah yeah, that was my favorite move was to
Speaker 1: bring another girl with me into like the rooms because
Speaker 1: you can get them to stay for longer and yep,
Speaker 1: they you charge them double and.
Speaker 2: Then your friend have the rape whistle on her just
Speaker 2: in case something gets crazy.
Speaker 1: Dude, there is a there is a bouncer like right
Speaker 1: outside the private room. So if I wanted to get
Speaker 1: rid of a guy, absolutely could.
Speaker 2: That's like the music is playing, things are moving so fast,
Speaker 2: it's loud, but it's not like it's at the door.
Speaker 2: I'm already did. That's true, But I did no strippers
Speaker 2: that were drugging these dudes and like having them sign
Speaker 2: out for like large amounts of Oh I auditioned for
Speaker 2: a movie role, yeah, starring Jennifer Lopez, So you know
Speaker 2: it's going to be very well done. Yeah, mantan Anyway,
Speaker 2: it's about this ring of strippers. I think they were
Speaker 2: in Times Square and they would drug men. They would
Speaker 2: like give them like a cocktail of like ecstasy and
Speaker 2: like all this stuff and ketamine, and when the men
Speaker 2: passed out, they would run their credit card cards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like hundreds. That's a real story. I mean there
Speaker 1: was a real group of Yeah, it's based on those
Speaker 1: I know those girls people you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know them. It was some I guess I
Speaker 2: should go ahead and say, because the movie is about
Speaker 2: to come.
Speaker 1: Out, that's a smart well. She it wasn't.
Speaker 2: It was in It was in the paper, it was
Speaker 2: in the Pope. Samantha Fox boo. I know you're still
Speaker 2: out here, girl. You switched up your Instagram and everything.
Speaker 1: I know it's your girl, Samantha.
Speaker 2: She was one of the girls doing it. She was
Speaker 2: the ringleader. Though the ring leader was like the older
Speaker 2: chick that Jennifer Lopez is going to be playing in
Speaker 2: this movie. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I auditioned and I didn't get it. I'm not a stripper.
Speaker 2: One of the line was like with this fatass, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I said it, and the casting director
Speaker 2: was like, you're really funny.
Speaker 1: The movie is not a company though, larious.
Speaker 2: She's hilarious, dude. So you know, did you know those girls.
Speaker 1: I didn't know those girls, no, but I definitely heard
Speaker 1: of them. I remember hearing about them. That's crazy, and
Speaker 1: I thought that's a great idea.
Speaker 2: I was like, take back the night, bitch, Like, do
Speaker 2: what you need to take. These guys ain't ship anyway.
Speaker 2: I mean they're coming here and they all have wives
Speaker 2: and then they're trying to put their whole wrist into
Speaker 2: somebody's rectum.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. These guys were like they will try shit,
Speaker 1: they will, and they're like, they're like, but the other
Speaker 1: girl said it, but the other girl did it, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not that other girl. You're like, I'm Heather.
Speaker 1: I have my own my own rules. Yeah yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Also, I don't want to get fired. I'm just gonna
Speaker 5: get fired.
Speaker 1: I mean I told them we could.
Speaker 2: Oh. I was like, I didn't know that. You guys,
Speaker 2: we do.
Speaker 1: We did sign a contract saying like we won't do
Speaker 1: anything sexual. You know there's there's a contract. Yeah what Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean because you know sex work is illegal.
Speaker 2: Oh, but they know that y'all are doing what y'all
Speaker 2: want to do back there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody has their own rules, right, Like like I said, so,
Speaker 1: do you have siblings? I have forcess? Oh so no
Speaker 1: brother No brothers, absolutely not, and no dad and no
Speaker 1: dad and no mom.
Speaker 2: So what what is it like? What was it like
Speaker 2: for you dating? Like, were you somebody that like because
Speaker 2: you were looking for kind of a father protector figure?
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, yeah, I was. I was. I was. I
Speaker 1: was messy. I was a little wild and messy when
Speaker 1: I was younger, when I was like seventeen to everyone
Speaker 1: was miss seventeen.
Speaker 2: That said Sydney's messy friend. That was rabbit.
Speaker 1: Dudes. Oh man, I would not trust her. She wait
Speaker 1: like no if I were dude, and like I saw,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, she.
Speaker 2: About her omraid that she was swiping cars and dragging out. Oh,
Speaker 2: I had a little I had a little incident when
Speaker 2: her I went with them to I went with her
Speaker 2: and her friends to Mexico for this music festival, and
Speaker 2: they was they they was still from women too. They
Speaker 2: they were still from women. Well, they made me pay
Speaker 2: for like the mansion or whatever, like part of the room.
Speaker 2: First of all, I was in one of these pull
Speaker 2: out like you would see the bed and then there's
Speaker 2: another bed underneath the chair. I was in one of those.
Speaker 2: I said, girl, I paid for almost one thousand dollars
Speaker 2: for this you And then we were supposed to pay
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars for the food. The chef came out
Speaker 2: and just serving as kedemy.
Speaker 1: That's it. I was like, where's the food. We're supposed
Speaker 1: to have breakfast lunch.
Speaker 2: The chef came out, I was just serving kedemy. It
Speaker 2: was like they had hash browns and that's it, hash
Speaker 2: browns and like dry egg.
Speaker 1: So what was the purpose of the chef?
Speaker 2: They were just saying they were all this stuff so
Speaker 2: they could get the money darling. And I'm like nice
Speaker 2: and new and yeah, so did you get your money
Speaker 2: back or No?
Speaker 1: I did not. I actually didn't.
Speaker 2: I actually had to leave and stay with another friend,
Speaker 2: my friend Viviana. She like saved me from the situation
Speaker 2: because I was having a miserable time. Yeah, in Mexico.
Speaker 1: When I heard of them like taking money from men,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's like a Robin Hood story,
Speaker 1: but they're just taking from everywhere, from everybody.
Speaker 2: The lord took it from her, so she's take it
Speaker 2: and give it away. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like I was in the Hanston's the other day and
Speaker 1: there was a lot of women with that exactly the same,
Speaker 1: the same hard, pouty fit.
Speaker 2: How did you meet them, Sydney.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the in the nightclubs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she had a body that you were like,
Speaker 2: you're selling something, girl selling, You're selling it.
Speaker 1: You're selling and stealing.
Speaker 2: It's fine. Stealing is selling. Like Amber, you look like
Speaker 2: you could do what you do at night but also
Speaker 2: in a day be fine.
Speaker 1: Like you didn't look like that was your life. It
Speaker 1: look like you it was a hobby.
Speaker 2: You look like you look like you could be an
Speaker 2: early elementary school teacher.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. I have taught little kids. I believe that
Speaker 1: I used to be a coach for like I was
Speaker 1: like a pee teacher for like kindergarten kindergarteners. And I
Speaker 1: was a track and soccer and swim coach for like
Speaker 1: middle school and high school girls.
Speaker 2: Soccer and swim. Just so you guys know what Amber's
Speaker 2: body looks like. It looks like she used to teach track,
Speaker 2: soccer and swim.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: You don't have a video hio body, Ah you don't
Speaker 2: look like.
Speaker 1: Yes, well and not all. I mean, every every man
Speaker 1: likes a different type of woman. So some women are
Speaker 1: just like, oh, I want like a girl next door.
Speaker 2: That's you. You're giving me. Jessica Biel Jessica Biel vibes,
Speaker 2: which is crazy because then you go to a strip
Speaker 2: club where there's dudes and they all fucking look the same.
Speaker 1: What's the variety? They do? All look the same. They
Speaker 1: all look like firefighter, firefighter.
Speaker 2: Porn star.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: Okay, what you want like a dad body?
Speaker 1: You want a Robert? I want like someone with a
Speaker 1: beard and like, you know, just like a lightly chiseled chest.
Speaker 1: And then I want someone with like a little squish,
Speaker 1: like a little yeah, a little squish, a little sweet variety.
Speaker 2: Now we don't. You gotta have muscles. You gotta have
Speaker 2: pectorial on your pectorials. You gotta have the nick shoulder
Speaker 2: muscle that you gotta have that thick winged wing Nick.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I never went for guys that were like super muscular.
Speaker 1: Was not your fiance?
Speaker 5: Yeah I.
Speaker 1: Got two? Yeah, seems like androgynous, you know? He like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like him. I like, yeah, how did you guys meet? Comedy?
Speaker 1: So you at the show and you're like, was a
Speaker 1: fun house his show? I'm good friends with his co
Speaker 1: host Sumeir and uh and now his like other producer
Speaker 1: Wren and I was going every week to Funhouse when
Speaker 1: I was a passenger bar. And that's that's where.
Speaker 2: We bumped into you at Funhouse once.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you did.
Speaker 2: And we talked briefly. Oh, you were there to see
Speaker 2: your boyfriend. Now, yes, I didn't know that you guys
Speaker 2: were dating.
Speaker 1: See yeah, because we weren't. You didn't tell me a
Speaker 1: lot about it.
Speaker 2: That's so that's how you do it, Sydney. For those
Speaker 2: that are listening, I ain't got no man, But when
Speaker 2: I do have a man, you'll probably still know, but
Speaker 2: you won't know who he is. Yeah, but you'll know
Speaker 2: that I have one and don't be in my DMS
Speaker 2: like who the fuck is?
Speaker 1: I don't know either. She won't tell me. She don't
Speaker 1: tell me everything.
Speaker 2: She says A lie. It's my business. If I was stripping, though,
Speaker 2: I feel like I also wouldn't tell anybody. Did people
Speaker 2: know you were stripping?
Speaker 1: No? I mean I wasn't. If someone asked me about
Speaker 1: it directly, I wouldn't lie to them. But nobody really
Speaker 1: asked me about.
Speaker 2: It directly because no one's like Amber stripping.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Amber, let's let's get into it. Okay, you weren't.
Speaker 2: Stripping because of your daddy issues. No, you were stripping
Speaker 2: because you wanted money.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's it, That's what I think. But there's always
Speaker 1: that's what I think. But you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: something like therapists might say differently, I don't, right, right, right, maybe.
Speaker 2: But can't you can't you be this like a sexualized
Speaker 2: person without it having anything to do with a man
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 5: So, yeah, absolutely, I I don't.
Speaker 1: I I don't think that that's how my daddy, how
Speaker 1: my particular daddy issues, if you want to call them that,
Speaker 1: manifest themselves. I think that I don't have like a
Speaker 1: father complex. I have abandonment issues. So I'm afraid that
Speaker 1: someone's gonna leave me, so I get like jealous or
Speaker 1: like you know, I get like attached. Yeah, let's talk
Speaker 1: about that. Have you ever or can you tell us.
Speaker 2: About the time that you dated somebody that you thought
Speaker 2: was gonna or somebody tried to break up with you
Speaker 2: and you were like no, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's definitely been guys that I well, Okay,
Speaker 1: so I guess how I deal with how I dealt
Speaker 1: with in the past was drinking a lot, and I
Speaker 1: would I would test dudes in order.
Speaker 2: To let's get into this quiz, how would you test them.
Speaker 1: No, I would just be as as messy as possible,
Speaker 1: like really and yell at them and like fight with them.
Speaker 1: That's why your mother is a bitch. Yeah. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: let's see if he's like for real, if he's gonna
Speaker 1: see he was trying to get knocked a funk out
Speaker 1: amber I was. I was dangerous. I dated this like
Speaker 1: so I had I had a I had a dom
Speaker 1: at one point. Okay, So that's more closely associated with
Speaker 1: daddy issues because you were paying somebody or you were
Speaker 1: just somebody was in a dom sub relationship, you know,
Speaker 1: so like I was the sub, he was the dom.
Speaker 1: It was like an agreement that we had and uh,
Speaker 1: and that's that's more daddy issues. That's more like I
Speaker 1: wanted someone to It made me feel safe to have
Speaker 1: someone telling me everything that I was supposed to do. Right,
Speaker 1: But what were some of the things that he would
Speaker 1: tell you to? Uh? He would make me get my
Speaker 1: toenails done regularly? Was he paying for Yeah? Okay, yeah
Speaker 1: I didn't ask. Yeah, I like come over and proved
Speaker 1: to him that I got my toenails done, like you know,
Speaker 1: we did like you know, bds. Some stuff like tying
Speaker 1: up and all all that fun stuff. He wanted to,
Speaker 1: like get into a threesome. I'm bisexual. I've been focusing
Speaker 1: on men because.
Speaker 2: Daddy, you've been focusing on like like no, no, no, like
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 1: This in this podcast, I've been talking about men because
Speaker 1: of the term daddy issues it has.
Speaker 2: It seems like it has to do with my really,
Speaker 2: but daddyses he also date women days women? Dad? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was, I have a dad and I don't date women.
Speaker 2: So how do you say we got to the root
Speaker 2: of your lesbian is?
Speaker 1: Because no, Dad, Oh my god, that's what dad.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna knock this fucking microphone upside. It's already broken
Speaker 2: my head, not the mic. So you also date women? Yes,
Speaker 2: what you're saying. So he wanted to do a threesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he like he wasn't having a good time.
Speaker 1: He wasn't having an easy time finding another woman to
Speaker 1: bring into the relationship.
Speaker 2: What did he look like? What did het him in
Speaker 2: a movie?
Speaker 1: He was daddy like?
Speaker 2: So he was old. He was old, like in his fifties.
Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, that's definitely some issue. Yeah, I know I
Speaker 1: was were going through I was twenty, I was he
Speaker 1: was fifty, he was fifty six.
Speaker 2: He was sixty.
Speaker 1: No, he was, he was like he was like in
Speaker 1: his mid fifties.
Speaker 2: It's like he had a rascal in his dick. You
Speaker 2: listen amber on his rascal. He had a rif Aler
Speaker 2: watch on his dick. Uh huh. He was old.
Speaker 1: So he was old, and he was having trouble and
Speaker 1: he was like, my my dom and that, and so
Speaker 1: I was being dangerous. I looked and I found page.
Speaker 1: I found someone else on what you mean you left
Speaker 1: him or you know, you found a girl on him?
Speaker 1: And he found out about it with a girl. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: see what you want. It's your time, is your life,
Speaker 1: do what you want. That's what I felt. But like also,
Speaker 1: I was like, this man is a lot larger than me,
Speaker 1: and he's like older than me, and I'm in his
Speaker 1: house and he's finding this out and wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, you cheated on him and his house?
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no, I cheated on him separately.
Speaker 1: But he found an email we had like a linked
Speaker 1: email account looking for other words.
Speaker 2: Oh, I hear. So he was having a hard time
Speaker 2: finding women. You found one right away, you said her? Yes,
Speaker 2: what she lived like she was black. I got no,
Speaker 2: she was. She was black. She was Puerto Rican, Okay,
Speaker 2: she was cean.
Speaker 1: She she she had brown hair. She could have been white,
Speaker 1: she could have been Latin. She was you know, she was.
Speaker 1: You don't know much about her.
Speaker 2: You were just cheat.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's twenty eighteen. I don't know what year was
Speaker 2: when you did it.
Speaker 1: It was twenty twelve something around. Yeah, it was when
Speaker 1: she was twenty, so it was when I was twenty,
Speaker 1: so it was ten years ago. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh I'm thirty now.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: You look at that. You hear that honesty in her throat. Okay,
Speaker 1: should I say I'm something else?
Speaker 2: You could say whatever you want. Sydney's just mad because
Speaker 2: she always has her age on stage, you know, on
Speaker 2: the podcast, and I'm like, Sidney, that's not a good
Speaker 2: career move. And he's like, I'm forty eight.
Speaker 1: I'm like, comedians, you can you can be any age.
Speaker 2: It's fine to be a stand up in the any age, right,
Speaker 2: that's what you're saying to me on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, woman, that's not how it's set up. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: sort of putting into the universe.
Speaker 2: Well, let's see if the universe does a bay Yeah,
Speaker 2: they probably don't care. Verses like how old did she
Speaker 2: say she was? Thirty?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No? How old is marine twenty two? Great?
Speaker 1: See, this is the thing. This is what I listened
Speaker 1: to you guys on the podcast sometimes, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're like so certain about their ideas. And then I
Speaker 1: if you, I'm like, oh, that's what, it's okay to
Speaker 1: be older, and then you say no, it's not, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're right, No it's not. I like am
Speaker 1: easily pushed over or swayed, and I think that's people pleasing.
Speaker 2: It is people pleasing. I mean, I feel like people
Speaker 2: are pleased with us being mean on the podcast too.
Speaker 1: No, I think people are.
Speaker 2: They are, but it's it's on like some bedos whatever shit,
Speaker 2: how you forget the last nme, whatevers whatever. I feel
Speaker 2: like they have daddy issues the fact that they let
Speaker 2: us be mean to them, say whatever.
Speaker 1: The hell we want.
Speaker 2: But we're not being mean to the people listening to
Speaker 2: the podcast.
Speaker 1: We're just being mean.
Speaker 2: Maybe we are shout out to you guys listening because
Speaker 2: the cunt and Gaunt are still here.
Speaker 1: Yes, count and Gaunt and Heather, I'm cunt, she's gone.
Speaker 2: Your Heather. Yes, so you cheated on this guy. You
Speaker 2: were afraid that something bad was gonna happen. Nothing happened.
Speaker 1: No, I he found out. He was getting real angry.
Speaker 1: He was starting to yell at me. I got afraid.
Speaker 1: I ran out of the apartment and I on foot
Speaker 1: and you ran all the way. No, I just ran
Speaker 1: to my car. I ran to my car in California.
Speaker 1: I mean, at least have a way to get get out.
Speaker 2: You know, you have a getaway car. Yeah, she had
Speaker 2: the car parked outside. The engine was running great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I ran out. I got a car, and
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, this was dangerous. I wasn't thinking
Speaker 1: about it. I think that I need to be more
Speaker 1: aware of like who I'm, who I'm working up with,
Speaker 1: and why and why did I choose to do something
Speaker 1: so dangerous.
Speaker 2: Because you're a renegade like the Rush.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, did you have any friends at
Speaker 2: the time telling you be like, girl, maybe you shouldn't
Speaker 2: do this.
Speaker 1: This is messy. You see, nobody was no friends. Get
Speaker 1: yours his friends?
Speaker 2: You need to drop them? What California was a girl
Speaker 2: named Blair?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because actually I feel like Chanel would give good advice.
Speaker 2: She would she's such a good person.
Speaker 1: She's good and calm, and she would have.
Speaker 2: Nolla rolls some weed up and be like, let me
Speaker 2: tell you what you need to do.
Speaker 1: And that's yeah. I think looking for support in multiple
Speaker 1: people is the solution to Like, you didn't have any friends, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't have any clue? Well I did. I did,
Speaker 1: but they were like people I went out and partied with,
Speaker 1: you know, they weren't there were someone who I could
Speaker 1: invite over to my to my place. Those are adjacent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like buddies.
Speaker 2: They're like acquaintances, you know, people that like you wouldn't
Speaker 2: call when you need something from them, but like people
Speaker 2: would call if you need somebody to go out with,
Speaker 2: because you're gonna be.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I'm already dressed. Yeah I meet you there
Speaker 1: in ten minutes. So and maybe they would have been
Speaker 1: maybe they would have been my close friends, but I
Speaker 1: didn't reach out to them in that way. It's fine.
Speaker 2: So what kind of women are you attracted to or
Speaker 2: were you attracted to when? Because because we talked about
Speaker 2: the men, so let's talk about the.
Speaker 1: Women I'm attracted to physically or emotions.
Speaker 2: Let's what do they look like physically? And then are
Speaker 2: they crazy?
Speaker 1: No? I am. I am still like more the subordinate
Speaker 1: one in a relationship. Even with a woman you.
Speaker 2: First, I know we got you? No, no, yeah, we
Speaker 2: want to get you on time. So what kind of
Speaker 2: women I have to go though?
Speaker 1: You learn from? I like, I like Latin women. I
Speaker 1: like like tan and like curly hair. I like them
Speaker 1: to look different from me. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: looking in the mirror when I'm with with a woman.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because people don't think y'all sisters.
Speaker 2: Yeah is Sydney? Is that true?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean yeah, people people will think your sisters,
Speaker 1: and people think that your sisters even if you're not
Speaker 1: even even like you friend you're hanging out with. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter another girl that looks slightly like you. If
Speaker 1: you hang out together, people will be asking.
Speaker 2: You if your skin is the same color.
Speaker 1: If you're skin the same color, people ask you for
Speaker 1: your sisters.
Speaker 2: Which is crazy because I'll have pictures with Adrian all
Speaker 2: the time and I'll be like, this is my girlfriend,
Speaker 2: and then I'll.
Speaker 1: See people in person like yes, Marie your girlfriend. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's not my girlfriend fuck at all. She looks nothing
Speaker 1: like Adrian.
Speaker 2: So funny.
Speaker 1: I'm like, please stop your girlfriend.
Speaker 2: I'm sure Adrian loves that.
Speaker 1: She hates it's brought you know what.
Speaker 2: Anyway, yeah, friend, Well we were hanging out on the
Speaker 2: fourth of July together and I was like, have you
Speaker 2: met my partner Sydney?
Speaker 1: And I was like, but Adrian was right there. It
Speaker 1: was so funny.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was like my partner in comedy, Yes,
Speaker 2: partner christ.
Speaker 1: So like letting is.
Speaker 2: Your your france, your fiance down with the trisam uh?
Speaker 1: He is? But we we haven't done that.
Speaker 2: Because you love each other, people will love each other.
Speaker 2: Don't want a third in there. People who are like
Speaker 2: loosely loving, they will have another person.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're like, you know, when we get
Speaker 1: older and well we're like bored with each other, They're
Speaker 1: all run out of things to do, go to swinger parties.
Speaker 1: Right now, we're enjoying each other.
Speaker 2: So well. Our friend was in l A last week
Speaker 2: and she met this couple for a threesome, just to
Speaker 2: like fill them out. They went to get drinks. She
Speaker 2: said the dude was real hot and the girl was
Speaker 2: like a little bit weird. She was a Latin woman.
Speaker 1: The dude it's always a little bit weird.
Speaker 2: No, the dude was the girl was a little weird, really,
Speaker 2: but the guy was very, very attractive. And then she
Speaker 2: said that she met them and they were gonna like
Speaker 2: link up the next night, and she canceled on them
Speaker 2: because she was like, you know, I just broke up
Speaker 2: with this dude, Like I wasn't really ready to jump
Speaker 2: into with two people. And then she found out they
Speaker 2: broke up. The couple broke up. The couple broke up
Speaker 2: like a couple days later.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's sad, she should I mean.
Speaker 4: It.
Speaker 1: Could have been a threesome that kept them together. No,
Speaker 1: I think there are very particular rules about threesomes, and
Speaker 1: if you are that other woman, then you should be
Speaker 1: you should be careful, and you should be respectful of
Speaker 1: the couple, and you should like be particularly attentive to
Speaker 1: the woman.
Speaker 2: But they reached out to her. Yeah, and the girl
Speaker 2: set the threesome up. Brought the threesome up because she
Speaker 2: knew that he was like losing interest in her.
Speaker 1: Oh, so she's trying to hold onto the relationship by
Speaker 1: making it more interesting, right, Okay, y'all need to do better,
Speaker 1: do Yeah? I don't know. The couples that I've that
Speaker 1: I've been with have always the woman's always been a
Speaker 1: lot more attractive than the man. Well, because that's usually
Speaker 1: how couples are.
Speaker 2: Because dusty men can get a hot chick, it's true,
Speaker 2: but a dusty woman can't necessarily get a hot dude.
Speaker 1: It frustrates me so much.
Speaker 2: It's I feel like we need to jump into this
Speaker 2: segment and the newest segment of the podcast. Let's do it,
Speaker 2: and we're gonna give you sixty seconds. I'm gonna time you. Actually,
Speaker 2: I can't time you because I'm timing this, Sydney. You
Speaker 2: gotta do it. I'm gonna We're gonna give you sixty seconds,
Speaker 2: and you're gonna say as much as you can to
Speaker 2: prove that you are the expert on daddy issues. Now,
Speaker 2: that means you can make up a statistic. That means
Speaker 2: you could tell a quick story that's sixty seconds long.
Speaker 2: That means you could list men on TV that you
Speaker 2: feel like would be good debts. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I am ready. I think that I'm an expert on
Speaker 1: daddy list issues. On daddy issues. I'm sorry I said
Speaker 1: daddy list issues, because that's the name podcast pod. Yes,
Speaker 1: but I think that everybody has daddy daddy list issues,
Speaker 1: whether your dad was absent, whether he was dead, whether
Speaker 1: he was a pastor, whether he sold hot dogs or what.
Speaker 5: Right, like my dad did. My dad did sell hot dogs.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think that it's like saying you don't
Speaker 1: have daddy issues is like saying you're not a human being.
Speaker 1: It's like saying, don't think of a pink elephant. Right,
Speaker 1: it's automatically in the room, like the absence of or
Speaker 1: the presence of is still. But I don't like the
Speaker 1: term daddy shoes because I think that men use it
Speaker 1: to say to excuse themselves from actually happening to five
Speaker 1: seconds with women because they're afraid of emotions or they're
Speaker 1: afraid time. Yes, thank you, that's it.
Speaker 2: Men ain't ship. I have a dad though, so I like,
Speaker 2: you know, he he don't really do nothing, But hey, Sam,
Speaker 2: shut up dad. Never I would never say that to him,
Speaker 2: but I felt that in my mind.
Speaker 1: I mean, I said the things that I that I
Speaker 1: had to say about daddy issues early on with the
Speaker 1: idea of the father complex, and that's where it came from.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 2: Listen, I was like I don't know anybody listened to
Speaker 2: this podcast.
Speaker 1: They got mother.
Speaker 2: Issues, daddy issues, issues, issues, Okay, they work issues. They
Speaker 2: got more issues than Vogue. Okay, we got all got problems.
Speaker 2: And that's why were listening to this craziness that codians.
Speaker 1: Yes, you guys are doing doing God's work. We are,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: I you know, I burned down my house when I
Speaker 2: was eleven, and I wouldn't even think that I would
Speaker 2: be on this couch right now living. I can't believe
Speaker 2: I have a pyro.
Speaker 7: In my home right now, hanging out with the sinners
Speaker 7: to do that here today, Amber, what.
Speaker 2: Are your plans for the summer?
Speaker 1: Plants for summer? I'm about to go to California. I
Speaker 1: have a friend who's getting married in Sonoma, and then
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to Yosemite. Uh, which is where my
Speaker 1: my family vacations every year. Vacation in your camps? We
Speaker 1: camp camp?
Speaker 2: We camp uh so in Okay, So you guys are
Speaker 2: getting married, you don't know when?
Speaker 1: Do you have any you have? Have you started your
Speaker 1: wedding vision but your Pinterest board yet? Oh that's so funny.
Speaker 1: I just logged back into Pinterest. I was like, what
Speaker 1: was I thinking, and I had this board that I
Speaker 1: made like five years ago called Someday, and it's all stuff.
Speaker 2: That's not what I want to wear. That's not what
Speaker 2: I wanted to full of daisies, those flowers. If there
Speaker 2: was no budget, where would you get me? If you
Speaker 2: get married anywhere? Whe would you get married? Like if
Speaker 2: your friends had money, Oh you had money, I would go.
Speaker 1: I would go to Brazil to There's this beach outside
Speaker 1: of South Paula called Matisius. It's beautiful. There's like the
Speaker 1: four there's like the rainforest and then the beach right
Speaker 1: next to it, and there's like it's it's amazing. The
Speaker 1: beaches are white and lovely, and like the people are
Speaker 1: The beaches are white and the people are people are brown.
Speaker 1: It's nice. Yeah. They call they call the bathing suits
Speaker 1: that we wear like bikinis that we wear diapers.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, they're so big.
Speaker 1: They're like American girls. They're wearing two bigger bathing suits. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well for your wedding, would you wear a tongue just
Speaker 1: a little Yeah, just a white thong and some taste
Speaker 1: tasties because I have classy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, that's a wedding in Brazil. That is classy
Speaker 2: for Brazil. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Amber?
Speaker 2: If you need me to walk you down the aisle,
Speaker 2: I am here from the unofficial expert is here faces.
Speaker 2: I will be your mother and your father and your father,
Speaker 2: mother of the ride, father of the ride. I'll wear
Speaker 2: Marrols and everything. I love it, white man shoe on.
Speaker 1: This little boy that I used to nanny has has
Speaker 1: also offered that he would walk me down the aisle.
Speaker 1: How old is he? He's eight?
Speaker 2: Now tell him to beat it. I already asked that
Speaker 2: I'm older than him. I will kill him. Are you
Speaker 2: Marie Amber? What where can people listening catch you? What's
Speaker 2: your podcast? Plug everything? Where people can find you?
Speaker 1: People can find all of my stuff on my website
Speaker 1: at Amberalla dot com, a M B E R R
Speaker 1: O l l O dot com. Or you can listen
Speaker 1: to more stuff like this on my podcast with Shanelle
Speaker 1: a Lee called daddy List Issue. You can find us
Speaker 1: on Instagram or Twitter at daddy Lists Issues. Where you
Speaker 1: can find me personally on Instagram or Twitter at Amber
Speaker 1: c Rollo. Amber.
Speaker 2: At the end of the podcast, and you just now
Speaker 2: corrected me on your last name, Oh, I.
Speaker 1: Said everybody's it's like, it's like, it doesn't even I.
Speaker 2: Don't even know you are, no bitch. Somebody say my
Speaker 2: name Cindy, I'll be like Sidney and they'd be like,
Speaker 2: but it's spelled in Cindy.
Speaker 1: You like whatever, Marie, I'm like Amber, Yeah, I mean rollers.
Speaker 1: The candy, That's what every That's why everyone wants to say.
Speaker 2: Well, I thought that's where your money came from, the candy.
Speaker 2: I was like, we have two l's. I didn't eat
Speaker 2: the candies me either. I'm definitely gonna put that in
Speaker 2: a note that Sydney is a rude ass host and
Speaker 2: I didn't mispronounce your last name, but anyway.
Speaker 1: You're It makes me think of like when I was
Speaker 1: on like soccer teams in middle school and stuff. Rollo.
Speaker 1: It makes me think of coaches. I don't know.
Speaker 5: It doesn't shirt bought you bought the range slices?
Speaker 2: You bought the who bought the arrange slices. I used
Speaker 2: to go to my brother's soccer games, and I hated
Speaker 2: it because soccer is boring to me to watch. But
Speaker 2: I used to be eating them them orange slices with
Speaker 2: the team though. Yeah, I'd like my mom got these
Speaker 2: these are mine. Did we learn anything today, Sydney. I
Speaker 2: think we did. I feel like it's good to know
Speaker 2: that you were stripping on your dime, on your choice,
Speaker 2: like we had nothing to do with dad issues or
Speaker 2: per se, and uh, you've been through a lot and
Speaker 2: I feel like you own it. And that's that's good
Speaker 2: to hear, because having daddy issues sometimes sounds like a
Speaker 2: victim thing, and it's.
Speaker 1: Totally no, bitch, we are here, we all got problems.
Speaker 2: You're living it.
Speaker 1: You got engage, you got man, you got all his teeth.
Speaker 1: You know you're doing great? Haha, because he does.
Speaker 2: That's important.
Speaker 1: It's important.
Speaker 2: What did I learn today? I learned that Sydney hang
Speaker 2: that with people who robbed you the strip clobes fascinated.
Speaker 2: But I got robbed too. I got robbed too. I'm
Speaker 2: a victim as well. I was like, well, where can
Speaker 2: I put in my case? Well, because you got robbed,
Speaker 2: because you ain't got no dad, those are your daddy issues. Wow,
Speaker 2: you're interesting, fascinating.
Speaker 1: You should take your girl to the park. That's where
Speaker 1: I met her. Oh yeah, well we get married. I'm
Speaker 1: definitely doing this.
Speaker 2: Had that cup literally, my god, I was waiting. I
Speaker 2: was like, where can I use this? Well that I
Speaker 2: think it's done. Now, Okay, that's our theme song and
Speaker 2: we're out. We're still we still need a theme some
Speaker 2: So are y'all talking ship talking about Oh we're gonna
Speaker 2: send you something. I haven't gotten anything yet, drive in boxes,
Speaker 2: drive nothing. So what are you all going to send
Speaker 2: us to SoundCloud? I mean, Lawrence did send me all
Speaker 2: his stuff and Marie was like, wow, he said, I
Speaker 2: don't know if this is what we're looking for. So Lawrence,
Speaker 2: I'll put it out there. I try to, you know,
Speaker 2: get it free. But Amber, you've been outstanding guests. I
Speaker 2: learned so much about you, and you know, I'm glad
Speaker 2: that you're able to come do the podcast and talk
Speaker 2: about stripping. Yeah you should have been you should have
Speaker 2: been a stripping expert. Yeah you should have.
Speaker 1: Maybe you could come back. I would love to. I
Speaker 1: would love to talk more about stripping with you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is the right kind of outfits that we need.
Speaker 2: What kind of bazazzled you know, thongs we need, yes,
Speaker 2: chains that you put on your nipples to make it look,
Speaker 2: tassels and whatnot.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's that's for lusque, that's less. My forte
Speaker 1: and I have done burlesque once, but only on on
Speaker 1: Karen's show. Oh stand up and take your clothes up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the night where they did like the Switch, where the
Speaker 1: stand ups did for less than last dancers did stand up.
Speaker 1: It was fun. Oh wow, we won't be doing that,
Speaker 1: but thank you so much. You guys have been shout
Speaker 1: out to Dick Wolf. Bye,