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Speaker 2: Offensive when people like eat all the kit cat bars

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Speaker 2: at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Does that make sense?

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Speaker 2: Like they bite it instead of breaking off a piece. Well,

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Speaker 2: those people I wouldn't trust with my child, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't trust those people with my goat fish. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Like those people are weird and we don't want to

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Speaker 2: know parts of that. Those are serial killers. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: they those people have small dicks, oh marine small dicks?

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Speaker 2: Talk about it? Are you talking about somebody you know?

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Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, if you eat your kit cat

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Speaker 2: bars like that, you're dick. Little micro penis. Hey, anyway,

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Speaker 2: that's the way we wanted to start the podcast. We

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Speaker 2: wanted to talk about micro penises. Not ready to continue?

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Speaker 1: Sey, How you doing?

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Speaker 2: I am fab fabulous, you know, just living my best life.

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Speaker 2: Unmoisturized ankles and all. Yeah, but your knees are shining.

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Speaker 2: Your knees look like you hit them with a little frankinsense.

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Speaker 2: I had a coconut oil and I've just been trying

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Speaker 2: to work that through my whole life. I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: pour it on my whole life. Cocon of oil energy.

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Speaker 2: You know, it works for everything. It's good for cooking,

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Speaker 2: it's good for you know breaking.

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Speaker 1: Let's back up, when when did you last cook? Who

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Speaker 2: Adrian? She's talking about me cooking things. I'm like, I'm

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Speaker 2: out here work, I'm cooking these jokes.

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Speaker 3: I'm in the cooshion cooking material. I'm cooking these jokes.

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Speaker 3: You're so stupid. That's why she's going to kick me out.

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Speaker 3: It's great, she's not until your check clears. Oh no,

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Speaker 3: definitely not. She yesterday we got in a real pho.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about it.

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Speaker 2: Let me talk. Let me turn my make up so

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Speaker 2: we can talk about Okay, we got in a real fight.

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Speaker 2: I mean I just need to do better and do more,

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Speaker 2: and you have to fight about what I just don't

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Speaker 2: do enough, Like we I don't take her out enough.

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Speaker 2: And did you tell her that broke people can't pay check? Yes,

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Speaker 2: they dropped that check. And you're looking at it like

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Speaker 2: this is why you is my friend, That's why you

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Speaker 2: gotta bring me on these dates. I know. Well, she

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Speaker 2: was like, you know you go to the pool with Marie.

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Speaker 2: I would love to come to the pool with you, honest, Like,

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Speaker 2: but all we do is take pictures. You don't want

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Speaker 2: we don't need I don't need that kind of energy.

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Speaker 2: We don't negativity. We're out here trying to we're trying

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Speaker 2: to a stunt on the ground. We don't need people

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Speaker 2: in the background reading. She was mad that we went

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Speaker 2: to the pool, but you guys went to the beach

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Speaker 2: like the.

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Speaker 1: Day after we did exactly, and I didn't even want

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Speaker 2: I don't like the beach.

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Speaker 2: It makes my feet look very like I don't know,

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Speaker 2: twelve years of slave, and that's kind of what you

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Speaker 2: this is just too much. And it's the New York

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Speaker 2: I don't need that. There's like umbilical cord in the sand.

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Speaker 1: It's always that older man that is like a whole robun. Sir.

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Speaker 2: Your scrotum is down to your fucking toes, but but

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Speaker 1: You had some new shoes on the other days, shoes.

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Speaker 2: Who gave me some shoes? Speaking of shoes and dates

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Speaker 2: and thanks Marie. What's your expertise this week? Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: my expertise was not getting murdered because I went on

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Speaker 2: a date with the guy. Okay, a man, What happened

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Speaker 2: he looked like he might kill me. Well, didn't you

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Speaker 1: What an Asian do?

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Speaker 2: I wanted to go? He was Asian adjacent because he

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Speaker 2: So we're sitting there, we're talking and he's like wow.

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Speaker 1: He was like, let me see your gums.

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Speaker 2: And I was like my what And he's like your gums? What?

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Speaker 1: Wait? But let me see your gums. They are quite nice.

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Speaker 1: And he was like, what are you mixed with?

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Speaker 2: And I was like what ew And he was like,

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Speaker 2: I have my guns. I guess those are black people gums.

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Speaker 1: My gums went through it. Your gums do look different

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Speaker 2: That's because my diet is better than up. My diet

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Speaker 1: Poor poverty? That's what are you mixed with?

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Speaker 2: Anyway, he is, He's not cool, Okay. He kept trying

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Speaker 2: to get me to go to his house to smoke weed. No,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, oh no, you're trying to murder me.

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Speaker 1: Are you? Like where do you live?

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Speaker 2: Like fourteenth and something like fourteenth like on that side

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Speaker 2: he could have gotten kidnapped. I was like, you just

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Speaker 1: Yes, definitely kill me.

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Speaker 2: Like the ceiling's going to be twenty feet, has to

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Speaker 2: This is a penthouse murder by exactly exactly. So I

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Speaker 1: Here, But what did anything else?

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Speaker 2: We went to the park and sat and talked.

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Speaker 1: That's you. That's why would you go to a park

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Speaker 2: You're trying to die? And we went on the It

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Speaker 2: probably wouldn't have saved me, but there are people around.

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Speaker 2: And then I went on a date the next day.

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Speaker 2: We went to like a rooftop winery. We talk about

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Speaker 1: But I didn't get I didn't get drunk.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I got drunk, but I didn't get drunk.

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Speaker 2: Some of his friends came, so it wasn't even really. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm just trying to experience new people and new things,

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Speaker 2: train is the j train. Ok, it never shows us

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Speaker 2: it's making local stops. Yeah, oh man, it's making local stops.

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Speaker 2: But I didn't get murdered because I didn't go to

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Speaker 2: that creepy man's house. I'm proud of you. Thank you

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Speaker 2: so much. You're not gonna kill me in the studio, CIDNY,

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Speaker 2: I feel like, you know. I was on the megabus,

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Speaker 2: and you I shouldn't.

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Speaker 2: So I want to Mega bus and it's it was

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Speaker 1: Get an ice box? Wait, MA used to be even.

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Speaker 2: You can see my breath, that's how cold it was

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Speaker 1: Fuck you, I'm on the bus.

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Speaker 2: And did you have a sweater? You have a pashmina?

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Speaker 2: I don't want to bother you, but it's too cold

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Speaker 2: Mega bus. We don't take requests. Sit down, he'said, we

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Speaker 1: I hope you sit down, speaker down, And I was like,

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Speaker 2: I was like wait till I called my dad, and

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Speaker 2: you know I ain't got one. So speaking of Dada dad, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: our expert our expert today is is a super funny comic.

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Speaker 2: I think that y'all are really going to enjoy her.

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Speaker 1: She's a writer.

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Speaker 2: She threw, she threw a look on for us today.

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Speaker 2: She sure did, which I think is. I'm always like,

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Speaker 2: They look like those are nice those? Yeah, there's no

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Speaker 1: No, not at all. You ain't got no scars on

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Speaker 2: I don't see the hair from hair. It must be

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Speaker 1: Yes, we are in.

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Speaker 2: Our expert for today is our daddy issues expert.

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Speaker 1: Give it up for Amberilla. Guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing, boo, I'm doing well. I'm doing well,

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Speaker 1: daddy daddy is She's is a funny topic to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy to talk about it. Well, it's take a

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Speaker 1: step back and get into your look.

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Speaker 2: How about this? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So you're giving me sailor moon uptime? Yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: fighting evil.

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Speaker 2: By moon light.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Wendy Light. I love it.

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Speaker 2: You got the little two buns. It's so cute.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. These are like my kit cat heres.

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Speaker 1: Oh speaking of kit cats. Yeah, yeah those.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever seen somebody eat like a chunk of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have in their monsters. I immediately was like,

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Those are the people.

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Speaker 1: They do that because they don't want to share.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just gonna eat all of these.

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Speaker 1: Those are the type of people who kick cats just

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Speaker 1: by and then share both of them. Then you can

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That's not the way our money is said at.

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Speaker 2: First of all, if I get a kit cat it's

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Speaker 2: from craft Services, I'm definitely not paying for it. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: I all show up in a green room and just

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's it.

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Speaker 2: Have you done that? You just pour all those snacks

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Speaker 2: into your purse?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Oh yeah. When they have those like single

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Speaker 1: serve eminem's, like little tiny packs, I love those.

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Speaker 2: I love a snack pack anything like I like the

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Speaker 2: little tiny Snickers. I'm not going I'm not here for

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Speaker 2: a full Snickers bar, but the little little bite size

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Speaker 2: or a baby twigs, baby baby Twigs here for that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're string cheese string cheese is good. These

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Speaker 2: Baby's little nectarine, clementine, tangerine.

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Speaker 1: Thank you friend, Yeah, I love that so good. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for stopping the Yeah, thank you so much. So Amber.

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Speaker 2: I can see your panties from the way you're sitting there,

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Speaker 2: pink purple.

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Speaker 1: They match your hair little thank you or your.

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Speaker 5: Hair pinks a little, a little purple.

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Speaker 1: Right now.

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Speaker 2: I mean that this is very We're very comfortable here,

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Speaker 2: and we want to touch you.

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Speaker 1: Was getting comfortable. You want to touch you, don't. We

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Speaker 1: will not touch you, we promise. Thank you. I appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: I feel safe. Let's talk about you. Who where are

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Speaker 1: you from. I'm from California, originally from Calabasas, California.

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Speaker 5: That's where Rich Holly say Kardashians are from.

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Speaker 2: That's where you have an estate. Bit No, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: My parents died so no so.

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Speaker 2: You it was an orphanage in Calabasas.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, they died at then I moved from

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Speaker 2: That's where where Snoop Dogg is from. Yes, LBC, Okay,

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Speaker 2: so you went from Kardashian to Snoop dogg uh huh.

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Speaker 2: I feel Yeah. So let's talk about Calabasas. Was what's

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Speaker 2: it like living there?

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Speaker 1: Calabasas used to be the porn capital of the world

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Speaker 1: from the nineteen seventies to twenty twelve.

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Speaker 2: Ay yah, yay twelve. Wow, what's the porn capitol now?

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Speaker 1: Like they passed this law called Measure B in California

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Speaker 1: that said, if you're going to do adult films, you

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Speaker 1: have to wear condoms.

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Speaker 3: And they were like, get at it, Oh, thank you,

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Speaker 3: going to Las Vegas, Las Vegas, like put it in

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's nothing wrong with seeing a condom. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't. And they have like such thin ones that

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Speaker 1: they can put in porn adult films now that it

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. You can bear see it at all.

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Speaker 2: Or they could put like tattoos on the on the

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Speaker 2: freaking little things like make it fun, like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be.

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Speaker 2: Fun, Like put somebody's face on it looks like you're

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Speaker 2: getting like getting your while you're put a little hat,

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Speaker 2: put a little fitted on the condom. Yeah, put the condom.

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Speaker 1: That would be great. No, they didn't know, but they

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Speaker 2: They need this consult they need?

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Speaker 1: Is that what they need? I bet it already exists.

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Speaker 2: Probably probably.

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Speaker 5: I think that's like rule thirty four of the Internet.

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Speaker 2: Right amber, where's your necklace from?

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Speaker 1: I really like it? Uh, this is from Crossroads Vintage.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yea yeah, yeah, yea yeah, yea yea, yeah,

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Speaker 2: we know Crossroads.

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Speaker 1: It's like one of my favorite necklaces. I only wear

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Speaker 1: geometric shapes. I like.

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Speaker 2: I like that, and I like the letter M because

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Speaker 2: it's symmetrical.

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Speaker 1: Yes anywhere, and it's from Murray exactly.

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Speaker 2: It's for money, feek.

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Speaker 1: This is for vagina or an upside down A or

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Speaker 1: an upside down A.

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Speaker 2: Sydney's an s Okay, you guys are like vibing and

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Speaker 2: I'm totally out.

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Speaker 1: Of you gotta you got a nice necklace on.

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Speaker 5: It's it's a crown.

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Speaker 2: Me and Marie. You know, we're like obsessed with the queen.

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Speaker 2: We're Queen's queening, queening on this poor ass couch. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know, I like crowns. That's what I'm just gonna

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Speaker 2: go with that.

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Speaker 1: You look super cute right now, thank you.

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Speaker 2: It's a very small ropper. It's like you possibly you'll

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Speaker 2: see my lady is coming out. Your butt cheeks are out. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and it's unbuttoned down to your looks like your belly button. Well, Amber,

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Speaker 2: I you know, also, I want to get to this later.

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Speaker 2: But you know, there's some great news going on with you.

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Speaker 1: Yes, let's get into it. How happy she looks. I've

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Speaker 1: got on some other jewelry today. Yeah, you got engaged. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my boyfriend just proposed to me. Well now my fiance. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: How long have you guys been together? We've been together

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Speaker 1: three years? What really? Yeah? Wow, we kept it. We

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Speaker 1: kept it quiet for a long time because you know,

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Speaker 1: we're both comics and that's uh, that can be scary.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're white.

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Speaker 1: Basically, we just weren't like posting a lot of photos

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Speaker 1: at shows. We still don't do that. Who does that?

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Speaker 1: Hold stands at shows?

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Speaker 2: Sitting at her girlfriend? Do it?

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Speaker 1: Fuck you, Marie, I don't hold hands.

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Speaker 5: Not a comic is she?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 5: She hates comedy, person likes herself.

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Speaker 1: She's like, I come to the shows because I love you.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like you, I mean you hate yourself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate myself doing comic. So Amber, how did

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Speaker 1: he propos? Did you know it was coming. I knew.

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Speaker 5: I had like a general idea that was coming, but

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Speaker 5: not that day.

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Speaker 1: Okay. I knew because like I okay, so my ring

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Speaker 1: is made out of a ring that I had for

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Speaker 1: I was like, if you are going to propose, then

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Speaker 1: I this is where I keep my grandma's rings. I

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Speaker 2: Oh so you looked at it and it was missing,

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Speaker 2: and you were like.

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Speaker 1: Ah, I didn't ever I stopped looking for it. I

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Speaker 1: had it like hidden away, and so I didn't know

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Speaker 1: it was coming, but I I had. We had talked

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Speaker 1: about it, We had talks. It wasn't like out of

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Speaker 1: the blue, okay. So but let's set the scene. It was.

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Speaker 1: It was the fourth of July. Okay, yeah, yes, I know,

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Speaker 2: I don't want to shoot on him, but come man,

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Speaker 2: independence is the day he gave the proposed, not the

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Speaker 2: day that they got married. Yeah, but it's still one

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Speaker 2: of those days like I'm sharing a day with other

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Speaker 2: people and firecrackers and ship like yes, yes, Macy's is

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Speaker 2: celebrating with them, okay where you went there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Macy's is like, congrats my dad.

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Speaker 1: I mean, my parents were married on the fourth.

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Speaker 2: Look at that circle. Did you know that he knew

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Speaker 2: it that day? Okay, so it was I was meant

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Speaker 2: to be. That's beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is beautiful. Wait, so tell us how it happened.

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Speaker 1: Oh so we went and we were in Green Point.

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Speaker 1: We went down to the waterfront. We watched the fireworks.

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Speaker 1: There was a ton of people around. I'm so glad

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Speaker 1: We like swing and.

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Speaker 2: Then he was like, what's that over there? That shiny thing?

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Speaker 2: And you were like what is it? And he was like,

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Speaker 2: god check and you're like it looks like a ring

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Speaker 2: and he was on his knee.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened, like a ring like Easter egg

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Speaker 1: Hunt just imagined. I really I enjoyed that we were

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's very cheesy.

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Speaker 1: It was really cheesy. Tire swing.

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Speaker 2: You guys are an entire swing, just gone around. Listen.

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Speaker 1: I love a tire swing. Oh, I have motion sickness.

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Speaker 2: I can't. I can't do it. It's like literally to

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Speaker 2: I don't have vertigo, but like I get sick with swings.

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Speaker 2: M I can't do love a swing. I love a

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Speaker 2: porf swing. Does that mean you can't hamm it a

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Speaker 2: kind of yeah, I really can't be doing any of

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Speaker 2: that motion. It sucks.

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Speaker 1: That means you can't get on tap when you have.

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Speaker 2: Six Nope, I just lay there. I can't. I have vertigo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not that can't be real. That's fine, it's

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Speaker 1: my truth.

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Speaker 2: I believe you.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah. And then actually I was I was doing

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Speaker 1: I was being goofy. I was like swinging around on

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Speaker 2: You stood up and fell down. I hate his Like

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Speaker 1: Was like, yeah, exactly, I was dizzy. I was. I

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Speaker 6: Oh he was nervous, will you. I'm like, yeah, yes,

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Speaker 6: I get what you're doing. Oh yeah, I think I

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Speaker 6: can think I can. Oh that's great.

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Speaker 1: That's so you've been engaged for a week.

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Speaker 2: Yes, time is already flying when you guys won't get

439
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:25,199
Speaker 2: married that.

440
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,040
Speaker 1: Everybody keeps asking me that already?

441
00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:29,000
Speaker 2: Well do you know next year?

442
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:29,880
Speaker 1: They comics.

443
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,399
Speaker 2: They have no idea. You don't know how the next

444
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,160
Speaker 2: day is going to be. So we're definitely not planning that.

445
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:39,040
Speaker 5: Head exactly exactly. And she's used to the word fiance.

446
00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:41,679
Speaker 2: I know it's good. But I saw him the other

447
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,720
Speaker 2: day and I congratulated him. Oh nice, But I didn't

448
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,199
Speaker 2: ask him what the story was because I was like,

449
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,480
Speaker 2: ambers won't tell me, yes, but also tell me about him,

450
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:54,600
Speaker 2: because there's so many misconceptions about having daddy issues, you know,

451
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,199
Speaker 2: like having like a man in your life. So is

452
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,840
Speaker 2: he is he like your dad? Is he the opposite?

453
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,960
Speaker 2: I mean he's not white, so he's definitely.

454
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:07,280
Speaker 1: Not like your dad. He's not like my dad. I

455
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,880
Speaker 1: think my daddy issues are usually looking for someone who

456
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:14,760
Speaker 1: will tell me what to do and feed me and

457
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,840
Speaker 1: take care of me and love me and conditionally, no

458
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,160
Speaker 1: matter how crazy I act. I was like a sugar dad.

459
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,040
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean I did. I did look

460
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,840
Speaker 1: for that a lot when I was younger. But what's

461
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,439
Speaker 1: wrong with that? I feel like one thing that is

462
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,960
Speaker 1: wrong with that. I mean, it's just it's just you

463
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,480
Speaker 1: end up putting all of your hopes and dreams into

464
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,040
Speaker 1: one person, and that's dangerous.

465
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:40,800
Speaker 2: I don't even have all my hopes and dreams in myself. Okay, okay,

466
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,440
Speaker 2: some of my hopes and dreams are in my mom

467
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,600
Speaker 2: because I'm like, well, maybe she'll win a scratch off,

468
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,199
Speaker 2: and maybe she will maybe she scratch offs. No, she

469
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,400
Speaker 2: my mom, that does not even well, then she has

470
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,840
Speaker 2: to buy the scratch off. My dad would buying scratch offs.

471
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,919
Speaker 2: He's convinced that he's gonna win. I'm like, probably, you

472
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,960
Speaker 2: could just give me the money. I can't wait till

473
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:02,199
Speaker 2: Samuel wins. But like I always did, like, who are you?

474
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:10,359
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if I know you? So, but so,

475
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,080
Speaker 2: did you have a good relationship with your dad?

476
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:17,560
Speaker 1: I I did. Yeah, he was he was a cheesy,

477
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:21,480
Speaker 1: cheesy man. He was very emotional and he did he

478
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 1: cried a lot and screamed a lot. So yeah, I

479
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,679
Speaker 1: loved him. He had his good good sides, but you

480
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,119
Speaker 1: know there was also problems there too. But you had

481
00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:33,880
Speaker 1: a dad, so I had until like sixteen. Yeah. Wait,

482
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 1: so your parents passed away? You said, yeah, my dad.

483
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,480
Speaker 1: My dad died from a heart attack when I was sixteen.

484
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,120
Speaker 1: My mom died from breast cancer when I was eleven. Good.

485
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought it was gonna be like a double

486
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,760
Speaker 2: homicide suicide, right, yeahrse.

487
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 1: I'd rather it just happened all at once.

488
00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 2: I know.

489
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 1: I was waiting for you to be like pretty much. Yeah,

490
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 1: it's it's a lot, but I think that's where I

491
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,840
Speaker 1: guess my daddy issues come from, although I don't really

492
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,119
Speaker 1: like that term daddy issues.

493
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 2: And yet here we are the episode Okay, here we

494
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,399
Speaker 2: are Okay, Well, why why you have a problem with that?

495
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 1: You have a very gendered term. It's like a little

496
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 1: bit sexual. It's very Yeah, it's for females. And I

497
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 1: think it's funny because it originally came from Freud's term

498
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 1: like the father complex, and that was originally talking about

499
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,879
Speaker 1: men and their abusive fathers and how they have trouble

500
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 1: making friendships with other men when they get to be adults.

501
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,439
Speaker 2: Like Chris Brown. Yeah, I mean I don't know that's what,

502
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:33,880
Speaker 2: but that's Michael Jackson. Oh, yes, Joe Jackson Jackson, He's yeah,

503
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:39,679
Speaker 2: Michael Jason did have like little boys. Yeah, absolutely, And

504
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:41,440
Speaker 2: you see how they flipped it and then they put.

505
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 1: It and now it's all the same about like how

506
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,639
Speaker 1: men are emotional and overly sexual if they if like

507
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:51,640
Speaker 1: women are at all sexual or emotional, someone will be like, oh,

508
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: you have daddy issues, and you're like, I can everybody

509
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 1: has daddy issues if you you know, just by definition

510
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 1: of like either having a dad or the absence of

511
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,159
Speaker 1: a dad, you have daddy issues.

512
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 5: It's wellniing you like effects who you become.

513
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 2: When I think about daddy issues, I think, oh, she's

514
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 2: going to be a stripper, or she she does porn

515
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:13,919
Speaker 2: in Calabasses.

516
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 1: I never did porn, but I was a stripper City.

517
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:23,479
Speaker 1: Take your feet off the gifts. She's cutee though, Oh,

518
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:28,920
Speaker 1: you are doubly daddy daddy issues right there.

519
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,400
Speaker 2: Daddy issues make you lie.

520
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,439
Speaker 1: No, My daddy issues do make me a people pleaser.

521
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 2: Though.

522
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:36,200
Speaker 1: Let's get back to the strip.

523
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:38,439
Speaker 2: Let's go.

524
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,719
Speaker 1: Let's you had to audition to be a stripper. You

525
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,119
Speaker 1: needed money, like, what's happening.

526
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 2: Tell us about your first What club was it?

527
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,679
Speaker 1: It was a club in Times Square?

528
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, were you streets?

529
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:54,160
Speaker 1: Yo? That is like nineteen nineties. I made a lot

530
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,520
Speaker 1: of money. Though I made a lot of money, and

531
00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: I only did it for a year. I wanted to make.

532
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 2: Some cut did hundred and sixty five nights.

533
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 1: It's a long time, but I was like, I wanted

534
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 1: to make some money, and I also just wanted to

535
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 1: see what it was like. I was curious. I'll talk

536
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 1: to us to walk us through in the first place. Okay,

537
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,400
Speaker 1: So there is another comedian who's a stripper. Her name

538
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 1: is Jack the Stripper. Okay, like Jack the Ripper. Who

539
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,360
Speaker 1: is this? Yeah, Jax? She know you know Rachel Green.

540
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 1: She shows with her all the time. She's like the Venus,

541
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 1: the other side of Venus fly trap.

542
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 5: No way. Yeah, she's a sweetheart.

543
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 1: She's awesome. She got big uh, not as big as

544
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 1: not as big as Rachel's. But she she has this

545
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 1: she wrote this book called The Beaver Show.

546
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 5: She's super fun. Okay, you guys would love her.

547
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 1: But she I was talking to her about it, and uh,

548
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,439
Speaker 1: and I expressed that I was curious and I wanted

549
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:51,479
Speaker 1: to try it, and she took me to a club

550
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 1: and auditioned with me. Which auditioning. I don't know if

551
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: you you've done go go dancing and stuff, but you haven't.

552
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 2: You don't know what story out there you.

553
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,199
Speaker 1: I don't know you like I don't know you like

554
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 1: that girl Sydney. You did go dance? I did? You

555
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 1: were in all If you guys know what is what

556
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: is what it's like?

557
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 2: What is it?

558
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 1: Tell us it's basically just dancing. You go there during hours,

559
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 1: like like during ball. The patrons are there and everything

560
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 1: I mean does a strip will ever close? And then

561
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: you and then you wear your dress for one song

562
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: and you take off your dress for the second song,

563
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 1: and that's your audition. The manager the song did you use?

564
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,159
Speaker 1: I love Rocket?

565
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 4: I haven't no idea. I did not request songs. There's

566
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:52,680
Speaker 4: probably kid rock or something. And thus, wait, so you

567
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 4: take your dress off. You had your underwear on.

568
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 1: Yes, just a thong, that's yeah, that's all. Just a thong.

569
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 2: You have pasties on? No pasties okay.

570
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 1: In New York, you don't wear yeah, my titties are

571
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: at who? What what outfit did you wear? I wore

572
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: a gown because it was a long so they.

573
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 2: Have to Yeah, they do wear those like like you

574
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 2: looks like it could be a prom, but it's also

575
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 2: like a stripper.

576
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 5: It's really funny.

577
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,520
Speaker 1: It's evening. It's just like slutty prom dresses. So what

578
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: the gentlemen's clubs have like nights where you have to

579
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: wear long dresses, and then they have nights where you

580
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 1: wear short dresses, and then they have knights where you

581
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: wear lingerie.

582
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:29,640
Speaker 2: So what what?

583
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 1: What shoes did you have on when you auditioned? I

584
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 1: had on when I auditioned, I had Martin's Gold. No, no, no,

585
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 1: you're so dumb. I mean I usually wear Doc Martins,

586
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 1: like someone has to pay me to wear heels. But no,

587
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: they were like they were uh gold platform sparkly stilettos.

588
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,479
Speaker 2: Did tell me you did some of your toes come

589
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 2: out like on the in the front like a little yeah,

590
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 2: well peep toe? Oh yeah?

591
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,880
Speaker 1: And I actually I didn't get into the first club

592
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 1: that I danced at. Were you nervous? I was super nervous,

593
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: and I just didn't know how a stripper dances. It's

594
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,719
Speaker 1: like a very particularly watch a video. You just went

595
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 1: up there and started doing like the electric slide.

596
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 2: I don't watch the Players Club. You should have watched

597
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 2: the Players Club.

598
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: Didn't watch what was the one where they danced on

599
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 1: the bar? Oh yeah, they don't dance like strippers. They

600
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 1: don't kind of ugly. They don't dance like strippers.

601
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,399
Speaker 2: It's like it's a lot of bending and hair throwing.

602
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a lot of hair flipping.

603
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: You gotta like drag your toe and like like put

604
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 1: push your chest out and then push your butt out

605
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: and like it's very awkward for white women's strippers.

606
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 2: They dance like flamingos, like they that's what it sounds like.

607
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 2: Their legs are real thin and then they like they're

608
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 2: on one leg and this is like and then they

609
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 2: eat some trip.

610
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have seen a girl eat on stage, though,

611
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: I have seen that.

612
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 2: You know how you're supposed to like get get the gents,

613
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 2: You got to go around the tables.

614
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: I'll just be sampling this ship, like, oh, let me

615
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: see is that noon?

616
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 2: I can I drive? The chicken? Is the barbasan crusted?

617
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: They did not serve food at my strip club. No,

618
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 1: this was kind of like a short stripper club. Huh.

619
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 2: Just it was like a one stop shop.

620
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean they had they had drinks and

621
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: they had uh sports on. But that's it in the bar.

622
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 5: So there's like two separate parts.

623
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,919
Speaker 1: There's like the bar part where they had like a

624
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 1: TV behind the bar, and then there's the actual main stage. No,

625
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to have no time.

626
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,719
Speaker 2: No, I don't want the Redskins the game while my

627
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 2: fucking fallopian tubes Redskins can't be playing while my black

628
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 2: skin is okay, So you don't get in and they

629
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 2: tell you, like when you're up there auditioning, there's people

630
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 2: are there, Patrons are there?

631
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's patrons there, and they're like, oh no, no.

632
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: Everyone still is like, oh, there's a naked woman. I

633
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: like watching that. The don't care. It's the manager that's like, no,

634
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: she didn't smile at me right, or no, I didn't

635
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: like the way she like she looked too aggressive with

636
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: her dancing. That be me.

637
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So you don't get it. They tell you

638
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 2: right away like yeah they like.

639
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: And usually if you come in with another girl there,

640
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: they'll tell you they won't either take both of you

641
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: or neither of you. There won't be like we're gonna

642
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: only take her. I'm old.

643
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, some gold shoes. I'm ready.

644
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: I'll take this.

645
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 2: I'll take this journey with your friend. I think we

646
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 2: gotta wait till you take your braids out. Yeah, actually no, no, no, no,

647
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 2: leave the braids in because you can flip that. I

648
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 2: don't think you sip. No, I can't exactly.

649
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 5: I really like your braids.

650
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: Boom, you know, money shout out. She's awesome and talented

651
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 1: and funny.

652
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,239
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm so I want to know how the rest

653
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 2: of this ends.

654
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 1: So then, oh so then I the next day went

655
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: to another strip clubs to day. I'm very I'm stubbor.

656
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: I was rejected. I was like, fuck that, I'm hot.

657
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 1: Yes I can dance at a strip club. Yes, thank you?

658
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 1: How dare they? Yeah? So yeah, I went to another club.

659
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 1: I took some tips from Jack about how a stripper dances.

660
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 2: What did she say?

661
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: She told me exactly what I told you. Guys. They

662
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: drag their toes, they like they like stick their butt

663
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: out and their chest, drag your head, you like have

664
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 1: to like like slow motion vogue. It's like just like

665
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: you're going moving through water, not really dancing.

666
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 2: So what are you doing with your arms?

667
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 4: Uh?

668
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: You're putting them through your hair a lot. You're flipping

669
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 1: your hair. You're touching yourself, but just a little bit,

670
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: not not aggressively touching yourself.

671
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, you know, like down the side maybe

672
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 2: for you know, we'll do like a little video clip

673
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 2: of us trying to do a little stripper move.

674
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 1: To is the most important part? Okay, yeah, but I

675
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: have an afro.

676
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 2: My hair is the flip?

677
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: Well, there were girls who wore wigs and they somehow

678
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: made it flip.

679
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 2: I don't know, so that would be a part of

680
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 2: the show. It just flips off, and then you just

681
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 2: use it to like corvery yourself. You like burlesque. Okay,

682
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 2: so you made.

683
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: A lot of money you got out of that.

684
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 2: What'sn't busy? What's what's the most you ever made as

685
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 2: a stripper?

686
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: Fifteen hundred dollars a night?

687
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 2: Fifteen dollars a night?

688
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, since I made that waitress and she did, she.

689
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 2: Made me made that waitress.

690
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you were a bottle girl.

691
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: Yes, so I didn't try.

692
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 5: I didn't know that that was an option.

693
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,719
Speaker 1: Sidney was dragging her feet too, that she really was.

694
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 2: She was dragging her toes like like hurry up to

695
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 2: get to table twenty five right now, my wave would

696
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 2: fall off, and I'm like, I'll put it in a drinks.

697
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, look at that, just the cheque. So you

698
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 2: did that for a year, But what year was that?

699
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: Uh? That was two years ago?

700
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 2: Yes, Siddy, she's like fifteen hundred dollars stripping two years ago.

701
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 2: Were you making that in a night two years ago?

702
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: Oh? No, servant, definitely not.

703
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, so if she was, if she stripped when you

704
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 2: were at your peak as a battle chick, she probably

705
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 2: would have made more money.

706
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, and you were stripper? Was my Oh

707
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: what was your name? My name was Heather. I wanted

708
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: to be a mean girl, Heather, like Heather's Heather. It

709
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: was a very simple name. Well, I know because Amber

710
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: is a stripper name. Yes, it is such a stripper name.

711
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: Every time I would go to the club, Amber was

712
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 1: already taken. You're right, Heather Heather, And people all the time,

713
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: dudes all the time, would ask me if that was

714
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: my real name, and I was like, yes, it is.

715
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: I just feel like I don't need a fake name.

716
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 2: You know.

717
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 5: They're like wow, They're like wow, You're so honest.

718
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 2: They were like offering to like fly you to like

719
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 2: a Beza Abiza Abiza.

720
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, never fly with someone to another country. Why would

721
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: you do that? Absolutely?

722
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 2: But I can only go with my my supportive friend, ye,

723
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 2: my service friend.

724
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: Ser Yeah yeah, that was my favorite move was to

725
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: bring another girl with me into like the rooms because

726
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: you can get them to stay for longer and yep,

727
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: they you charge them double and.

728
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 2: Then your friend have the rape whistle on her just

729
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 2: in case something gets crazy.

730
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: Dude, there is a there is a bouncer like right

731
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: outside the private room. So if I wanted to get

732
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: rid of a guy, absolutely could.

733
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 2: That's like the music is playing, things are moving so fast,

734
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 2: it's loud, but it's not like it's at the door.

735
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 2: I'm already did. That's true, But I did no strippers

736
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 2: that were drugging these dudes and like having them sign

737
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 2: out for like large amounts of Oh I auditioned for

738
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 2: a movie role, yeah, starring Jennifer Lopez, So you know

739
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:46,719
Speaker 2: it's going to be very well done. Yeah, mantan Anyway,

740
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 2: it's about this ring of strippers. I think they were

741
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 2: in Times Square and they would drug men. They would

742
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 2: like give them like a cocktail of like ecstasy and

743
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 2: like all this stuff and ketamine, and when the men

744
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 2: passed out, they would run their credit card cards.

745
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, like hundreds. That's a real story. I mean there

746
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 1: was a real group of Yeah, it's based on those

747
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: I know those girls people you're talking about.

748
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 2: Yes, I know them. It was some I guess I

749
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,399
Speaker 2: should go ahead and say, because the movie is about

750
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 2: to come.

751
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: Out, that's a smart well. She it wasn't.

752
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 2: It was in It was in the paper, it was

753
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 2: in the Pope. Samantha Fox boo. I know you're still

754
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 2: out here, girl. You switched up your Instagram and everything.

755
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,760
Speaker 1: I know it's your girl, Samantha.

756
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 2: She was one of the girls doing it. She was

757
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 2: the ringleader. Though the ring leader was like the older

758
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 2: chick that Jennifer Lopez is going to be playing in

759
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 2: this movie. Anyway.

760
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: I auditioned and I didn't get it. I'm not a stripper.

761
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 2: One of the line was like with this fatass, and

762
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,760
Speaker 2: I was like, I said it, and the casting director

763
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 2: was like, you're really funny.

764
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 1: The movie is not a company though, larious.

765
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 2: She's hilarious, dude. So you know, did you know those girls.

766
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 1: I didn't know those girls, no, but I definitely heard

767
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,879
Speaker 1: of them. I remember hearing about them. That's crazy, and

768
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: I thought that's a great idea.

769
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 2: I was like, take back the night, bitch, Like, do

770
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 2: what you need to take. These guys ain't ship anyway.

771
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,240
Speaker 2: I mean they're coming here and they all have wives

772
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 2: and then they're trying to put their whole wrist into

773
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 2: somebody's rectum.

774
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. These guys were like they will try shit,

775
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: they will, and they're like, they're like, but the other

776
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: girl said it, but the other girl did it, And

777
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not that other girl. You're like, I'm Heather.

778
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: I have my own my own rules. Yeah yeah. Yeah.

779
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 5: Also, I don't want to get fired. I'm just gonna

780
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:35,280
Speaker 5: get fired.

781
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 1: I mean I told them we could.

782
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 2: Oh. I was like, I didn't know that. You guys,

783
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 2: we do.

784
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: We did sign a contract saying like we won't do

785
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 1: anything sexual. You know there's there's a contract. Yeah what Yeah,

786
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 1: I mean because you know sex work is illegal.

787
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,879
Speaker 2: Oh, but they know that y'all are doing what y'all

788
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:52,720
Speaker 2: want to do back there.

789
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody has their own rules, right, Like like I said, so,

790
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: do you have siblings? I have forcess? Oh so no

791
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: brother No brothers, absolutely not, and no dad and no

792
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: dad and no mom.

793
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 2: So what what is it like? What was it like

794
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 2: for you dating? Like, were you somebody that like because

795
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 2: you were looking for kind of a father protector figure?

796
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, yeah, I was. I was. I was. I

797
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 1: was messy. I was a little wild and messy when

798
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: I was younger, when I was like seventeen to everyone

799
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 1: was miss seventeen.

800
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 2: That said Sydney's messy friend. That was rabbit.

801
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:38,479
Speaker 1: Dudes. Oh man, I would not trust her. She wait

802
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: like no if I were dude, and like I saw,

803
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, she.

804
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 2: About her omraid that she was swiping cars and dragging out. Oh,

805
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 2: I had a little I had a little incident when

806
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,879
Speaker 2: her I went with them to I went with her

807
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 2: and her friends to Mexico for this music festival, and

808
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 2: they was they they was still from women too. They

809
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 2: they were still from women. Well, they made me pay

810
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,439
Speaker 2: for like the mansion or whatever, like part of the room.

811
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 2: First of all, I was in one of these pull

812
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 2: out like you would see the bed and then there's

813
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 2: another bed underneath the chair. I was in one of those.

814
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 2: I said, girl, I paid for almost one thousand dollars

815
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 2: for this you And then we were supposed to pay

816
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars for the food. The chef came out

817
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 2: and just serving as kedemy.

818
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 1: That's it. I was like, where's the food. We're supposed

819
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: to have breakfast lunch.

820
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 2: The chef came out, I was just serving kedemy. It

821
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 2: was like they had hash browns and that's it, hash

822
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 2: browns and like dry egg.

823
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: So what was the purpose of the chef?

824
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 2: They were just saying they were all this stuff so

825
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 2: they could get the money darling. And I'm like nice

826
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:43,240
Speaker 2: and new and yeah, so did you get your money

827
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 2: back or No?

828
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: I did not. I actually didn't.

829
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,240
Speaker 2: I actually had to leave and stay with another friend,

830
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 2: my friend Viviana. She like saved me from the situation

831
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 2: because I was having a miserable time. Yeah, in Mexico.

832
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,319
Speaker 1: When I heard of them like taking money from men,

833
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's like a Robin Hood story,

834
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: but they're just taking from everywhere, from everybody.

835
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 2: The lord took it from her, so she's take it

836
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 2: and give it away. Yeah.

837
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: Like I was in the Hanston's the other day and

838
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,439
Speaker 1: there was a lot of women with that exactly the same,

839
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: the same hard, pouty fit.

840
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 2: How did you meet them, Sydney.

841
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the in the nightclubs.

842
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she had a body that you were like,

843
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 2: you're selling something, girl selling, You're selling it.

844
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: You're selling and stealing.

845
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 2: It's fine. Stealing is selling. Like Amber, you look like

846
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 2: you could do what you do at night but also

847
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 2: in a day be fine.

848
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: Like you didn't look like that was your life. It

849
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: look like you it was a hobby.

850
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 2: You look like you look like you could be an

851
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,240
Speaker 2: early elementary school teacher.

852
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,879
Speaker 1: Uh huh. I have taught little kids. I believe that

853
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: I used to be a coach for like I was

854
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: like a pee teacher for like kindergarten kindergarteners. And I

855
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: was a track and soccer and swim coach for like

856
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 1: middle school and high school girls.

857
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 2: Soccer and swim. Just so you guys know what Amber's

858
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 2: body looks like. It looks like she used to teach track,

859
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 2: soccer and swim.

860
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.

861
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 2: You don't have a video hio body, Ah you don't

862
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 2: look like.

863
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 1: Yes, well and not all. I mean, every every man

864
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,399
Speaker 1: likes a different type of woman. So some women are

865
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,879
Speaker 1: just like, oh, I want like a girl next door.

866
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 2: That's you. You're giving me. Jessica Biel Jessica Biel vibes,

867
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 2: which is crazy because then you go to a strip

868
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 2: club where there's dudes and they all fucking look the same.

869
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: What's the variety? They do? All look the same. They

870
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 1: all look like firefighter, firefighter.

871
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 2: Porn star.

872
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: That's it.

873
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 2: Okay, what you want like a dad body?

874
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 1: You want a Robert? I want like someone with a

875
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: beard and like, you know, just like a lightly chiseled chest.

876
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: And then I want someone with like a little squish,

877
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 1: like a little yeah, a little squish, a little sweet variety.

878
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 2: Now we don't. You gotta have muscles. You gotta have

879
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 2: pectorial on your pectorials. You gotta have the nick shoulder

880
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 2: muscle that you gotta have that thick winged wing Nick.

881
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: I don't know.

882
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 5: I never went for guys that were like super muscular.

883
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,280
Speaker 1: Was not your fiance?

884
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 5: Yeah I.

885
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:11,919
Speaker 1: Got two? Yeah, seems like androgynous, you know? He like, yeah,

886
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: I like him. I like, yeah, how did you guys meet? Comedy?

887
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: So you at the show and you're like, was a

888
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: fun house his show? I'm good friends with his co

889
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: host Sumeir and uh and now his like other producer

890
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: Wren and I was going every week to Funhouse when

891
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 1: I was a passenger bar. And that's that's where.

892
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,320
Speaker 2: We bumped into you at Funhouse once.

893
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 1: I'm sure you did.

894
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 2: And we talked briefly. Oh, you were there to see

895
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 2: your boyfriend. Now, yes, I didn't know that you guys

896
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 2: were dating.

897
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 1: See yeah, because we weren't. You didn't tell me a

898
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: lot about it.

899
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 2: That's so that's how you do it, Sydney. For those

900
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 2: that are listening, I ain't got no man, But when

901
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 2: I do have a man, you'll probably still know, but

902
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 2: you won't know who he is. Yeah, but you'll know

903
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 2: that I have one and don't be in my DMS

904
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 2: like who the fuck is?

905
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: I don't know either. She won't tell me. She don't

906
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: tell me everything.

907
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 2: She says A lie. It's my business. If I was stripping, though,

908
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,919
Speaker 2: I feel like I also wouldn't tell anybody. Did people

909
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:06,760
Speaker 2: know you were stripping?

910
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,280
Speaker 1: No? I mean I wasn't. If someone asked me about

911
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 1: it directly, I wouldn't lie to them. But nobody really

912
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: asked me about.

913
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 2: It directly because no one's like Amber stripping.

914
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Amber, let's let's get into it. Okay, you weren't.

915
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 2: Stripping because of your daddy issues. No, you were stripping

916
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 2: because you wanted money.

917
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 1: Yes, that's it, That's what I think. But there's always

918
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: that's what I think. But you know, I don't know

919
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 1: something like therapists might say differently, I don't, right, right, right, maybe.

920
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 2: But can't you can't you be this like a sexualized

921
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 2: person without it having anything to do with a man

922
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 2: I think?

923
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 5: So, yeah, absolutely, I I don't.

924
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: I I don't think that that's how my daddy, how

925
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: my particular daddy issues, if you want to call them that,

926
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: manifest themselves. I think that I don't have like a

927
00:41:53,920 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 1: father complex. I have abandonment issues. So I'm afraid that

928
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: someone's gonna leave me, so I get like jealous or

929
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: like you know, I get like attached. Yeah, let's talk

930
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: about that. Have you ever or can you tell us.

931
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 2: About the time that you dated somebody that you thought

932
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,320
Speaker 2: was gonna or somebody tried to break up with you

933
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 2: and you were like no, no, absolutely not.

934
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's definitely been guys that I well, Okay,

935
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 1: so I guess how I deal with how I dealt

936
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: with in the past was drinking a lot, and I

937
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: would I would test dudes in order.

938
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,879
Speaker 2: To let's get into this quiz, how would you test them.

939
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 1: No, I would just be as as messy as possible,

940
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,879
Speaker 1: like really and yell at them and like fight with them.

941
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: That's why your mother is a bitch. Yeah. And I'm like,

942
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,719
Speaker 1: let's see if he's like for real, if he's gonna

943
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: see he was trying to get knocked a funk out

944
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: amber I was. I was dangerous. I dated this like

945
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: so I had I had a I had a dom

946
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: at one point. Okay, So that's more closely associated with

947
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: daddy issues because you were paying somebody or you were

948
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: just somebody was in a dom sub relationship, you know,

949
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: so like I was the sub, he was the dom.

950
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:16,280
Speaker 1: It was like an agreement that we had and uh,

951
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: and that's that's more daddy issues. That's more like I

952
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 1: wanted someone to It made me feel safe to have

953
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 1: someone telling me everything that I was supposed to do. Right,

954
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 1: But what were some of the things that he would

955
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: tell you to? Uh? He would make me get my

956
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: toenails done regularly? Was he paying for Yeah? Okay, yeah

957
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: I didn't ask. Yeah, I like come over and proved

958
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 1: to him that I got my toenails done, like you know,

959
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: we did like you know, bds. Some stuff like tying

960
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: up and all all that fun stuff. He wanted to,

961
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 1: like get into a threesome. I'm bisexual. I've been focusing

962
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: on men because.

963
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 2: Daddy, you've been focusing on like like no, no, no, like

964
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:00,120
Speaker 2: about this.

965
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: This in this podcast, I've been talking about men because

966
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 1: of the term daddy issues it has.

967
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,919
Speaker 2: It seems like it has to do with my really,

968
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 2: but daddyses he also date women days women? Dad? Yeah,

969
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 2: I was, I have a dad and I don't date women.

970
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 2: So how do you say we got to the root

971
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 2: of your lesbian is?

972
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: Because no, Dad, Oh my god, that's what dad.

973
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna knock this fucking microphone upside. It's already broken

974
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 2: my head, not the mic. So you also date women? Yes,

975
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 2: what you're saying. So he wanted to do a threesome.

976
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he like he wasn't having a good time.

977
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: He wasn't having an easy time finding another woman to

978
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: bring into the relationship.

979
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 2: What did he look like? What did het him in

980
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 2: a movie?

981
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 1: He was daddy like?

982
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 2: So he was old. He was old, like in his fifties.

983
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, girl, that's definitely some issue. Yeah, I know I

984
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 1: was were going through I was twenty, I was he

985
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,879
Speaker 1: was fifty, he was fifty six.

986
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 2: He was sixty.

987
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,239
Speaker 1: No, he was, he was like he was like in

988
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: his mid fifties.

989
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 2: It's like he had a rascal in his dick. You

990
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 2: listen amber on his rascal. He had a rif Aler

991
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 2: watch on his dick. Uh huh. He was old.

992
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: So he was old, and he was having trouble and

993
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: he was like, my my dom and that, and so

994
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: I was being dangerous. I looked and I found page.

995
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: I found someone else on what you mean you left

996
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,839
Speaker 1: him or you know, you found a girl on him?

997
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:44,439
Speaker 1: And he found out about it with a girl. Yeah, yeah,

998
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: see what you want. It's your time, is your life,

999
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,280
Speaker 1: do what you want. That's what I felt. But like also,

1000
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 1: I was like, this man is a lot larger than me,

1001
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: and he's like older than me, and I'm in his

1002
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: house and he's finding this out and wait wait wait

1003
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, you cheated on him and his house?

1004
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no no, I cheated on him separately.

1005
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: But he found an email we had like a linked

1006
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 1: email account looking for other words.

1007
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,839
Speaker 2: Oh, I hear. So he was having a hard time

1008
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,280
Speaker 2: finding women. You found one right away, you said her? Yes,

1009
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 2: what she lived like she was black. I got no,

1010
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 2: she was. She was black. She was Puerto Rican, Okay,

1011
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 2: she was cean.

1012
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: She she she had brown hair. She could have been white,

1013
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: she could have been Latin. She was you know, she was.

1014
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 1: You don't know much about her.

1015
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,479
Speaker 2: You were just cheat.

1016
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1017
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's twenty eighteen. I don't know what year was

1018
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 2: when you did it.

1019
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: It was twenty twelve something around. Yeah, it was when

1020
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,439
Speaker 1: she was twenty, so it was when I was twenty,

1021
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: so it was ten years ago. Yeah.

1022
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh I'm thirty now.

1023
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:47,280
Speaker 2: Wow.

1024
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 1: You look at that. You hear that honesty in her throat. Okay,

1025
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: should I say I'm something else?

1026
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 2: You could say whatever you want. Sydney's just mad because

1027
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 2: she always has her age on stage, you know, on

1028
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 2: the podcast, and I'm like, Sidney, that's not a good

1029
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 2: career move. And he's like, I'm forty eight.

1030
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, comedians, you can you can be any age.

1031
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,839
Speaker 2: It's fine to be a stand up in the any age, right,

1032
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 2: that's what you're saying to me on this podcast.

1033
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, woman, that's not how it's set up. Okay, that's

1034
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 1: sort of putting into the universe.

1035
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 2: Well, let's see if the universe does a bay Yeah,

1036
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 2: they probably don't care. Verses like how old did she

1037
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,280
Speaker 2: say she was? Thirty?

1038
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: No?

1039
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 3: No?

1040
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 2: No? How old is marine twenty two? Great?

1041
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,800
Speaker 1: See, this is the thing. This is what I listened

1042
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: to you guys on the podcast sometimes, and I'm like, oh,

1043
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:36,280
Speaker 1: they're like so certain about their ideas. And then I

1044
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: if you, I'm like, oh, that's what, it's okay to

1045
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 1: be older, and then you say no, it's not, and

1046
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're right, No it's not. I like am

1047
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 1: easily pushed over or swayed, and I think that's people pleasing.

1048
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,439
Speaker 2: It is people pleasing. I mean, I feel like people

1049
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 2: are pleased with us being mean on the podcast too.

1050
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 1: No, I think people are.

1051
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 2: They are, but it's it's on like some bedos whatever shit,

1052
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 2: how you forget the last nme, whatevers whatever. I feel

1053
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 2: like they have daddy issues the fact that they let

1054
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 2: us be mean to them, say whatever.

1055
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: The hell we want.

1056
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 2: But we're not being mean to the people listening to

1057
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 2: the podcast.

1058
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 1: We're just being mean.

1059
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 2: Maybe we are shout out to you guys listening because

1060
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 2: the cunt and Gaunt are still here.

1061
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: Yes, count and Gaunt and Heather, I'm cunt, she's gone.

1062
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 2: Your Heather. Yes, so you cheated on this guy. You

1063
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 2: were afraid that something bad was gonna happen. Nothing happened.

1064
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: No, I he found out. He was getting real angry.

1065
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: He was starting to yell at me. I got afraid.

1066
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,720
Speaker 1: I ran out of the apartment and I on foot

1067
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: and you ran all the way. No, I just ran

1068
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 1: to my car. I ran to my car in California.

1069
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: I mean, at least have a way to get get out.

1070
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 2: You know, you have a getaway car. Yeah, she had

1071
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,760
Speaker 2: the car parked outside. The engine was running great.

1072
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I ran out. I got a car, and

1073
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, this was dangerous. I wasn't thinking

1074
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 1: about it. I think that I need to be more

1075
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 1: aware of like who I'm, who I'm working up with,

1076
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: and why and why did I choose to do something

1077
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: so dangerous.

1078
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 2: Because you're a renegade like the Rush.

1079
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot about it.

1080
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, did you have any friends at

1081
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 2: the time telling you be like, girl, maybe you shouldn't

1082
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:19,839
Speaker 2: do this.

1083
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: This is messy. You see, nobody was no friends. Get

1084
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: yours his friends?

1085
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 2: You need to drop them? What California was a girl

1086
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:34,840
Speaker 2: named Blair?

1087
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:35,800
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1088
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 2: Because actually I feel like Chanel would give good advice.

1089
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 2: She would she's such a good person.

1090
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: She's good and calm, and she would have.

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00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 2: Nolla rolls some weed up and be like, let me

1092
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 2: tell you what you need to do.

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00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:51,720
Speaker 1: And that's yeah. I think looking for support in multiple

1094
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: people is the solution to Like, you didn't have any friends, Yeah,

1095
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: I didn't have any clue? Well I did. I did,

1096
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: but they were like people I went out and partied with,

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00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: you know, they weren't there were someone who I could

1098
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: invite over to my to my place. Those are adjacent. Yeah,

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00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 1: they're like buddies.

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00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:12,720
Speaker 2: They're like acquaintances, you know, people that like you wouldn't

1101
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 2: call when you need something from them, but like people

1102
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 2: would call if you need somebody to go out with,

1103
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 2: because you're gonna be.

1104
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I'm already dressed. Yeah I meet you there

1105
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: in ten minutes. So and maybe they would have been

1106
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: maybe they would have been my close friends, but I

1107
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: didn't reach out to them in that way. It's fine.

1108
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 2: So what kind of women are you attracted to or

1109
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 2: were you attracted to when? Because because we talked about

1110
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 2: the men, so let's talk about the.

1111
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: Women I'm attracted to physically or emotions.

1112
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 2: Let's what do they look like physically? And then are

1113
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 2: they crazy?

1114
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 1: No? I am. I am still like more the subordinate

1115
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: one in a relationship. Even with a woman you.

1116
00:50:55,120 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 2: First, I know we got you? No, no, yeah, we

1117
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 2: want to get you on time. So what kind of

1118
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 2: women I have to go though?

1119
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 1: You learn from? I like, I like Latin women. I

1120
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:16,959
Speaker 1: like like tan and like curly hair. I like them

1121
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: to look different from me. I don't want to be

1122
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,959
Speaker 1: looking in the mirror when I'm with with a woman.

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00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:23,359
Speaker 2: Yep.

1124
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, because people don't think y'all sisters.

1125
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 2: Yeah is Sydney? Is that true?

1126
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:32,720
Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean yeah, people people will think your sisters,

1127
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 1: and people think that your sisters even if you're not

1128
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: even even like you friend you're hanging out with. It

1129
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: doesn't matter another girl that looks slightly like you. If

1130
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 1: you hang out together, people will be asking.

1131
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 2: You if your skin is the same color.

1132
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 1: If you're skin the same color, people ask you for

1133
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:46,320
Speaker 1: your sisters.

1134
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 2: Which is crazy because I'll have pictures with Adrian all

1135
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 2: the time and I'll be like, this is my girlfriend,

1136
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,320
Speaker 2: and then I'll.

1137
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 1: See people in person like yes, Marie your girlfriend. I'm like,

1138
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: that's not my girlfriend fuck at all. She looks nothing

1139
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 1: like Adrian.

1140
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: So funny.

1141
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, please stop your girlfriend.

1142
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 2: I'm sure Adrian loves that.

1143
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 1: She hates it's brought you know what.

1144
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 2: Anyway, yeah, friend, Well we were hanging out on the

1145
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 2: fourth of July together and I was like, have you

1146
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 2: met my partner Sydney?

1147
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: And I was like, but Adrian was right there. It

1148
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: was so funny.

1149
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was like my partner in comedy, Yes,

1150
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,760
Speaker 2: partner christ.

1151
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: So like letting is.

1152
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 2: Your your france, your fiance down with the trisam uh?

1153
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 1: He is? But we we haven't done that.

1154
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 2: Because you love each other, people will love each other.

1155
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 2: Don't want a third in there. People who are like

1156
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 2: loosely loving, they will have another person.

1157
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,800
Speaker 1: I feel like we're like, you know, when we get

1158
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 1: older and well we're like bored with each other, They're

1159
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 1: all run out of things to do, go to swinger parties.

1160
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: Right now, we're enjoying each other.

1161
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 2: So well. Our friend was in l A last week

1162
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 2: and she met this couple for a threesome, just to

1163
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 2: like fill them out. They went to get drinks. She

1164
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 2: said the dude was real hot and the girl was

1165
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:12,120
Speaker 2: like a little bit weird. She was a Latin woman.

1166
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 1: The dude it's always a little bit weird.

1167
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 2: No, the dude was the girl was a little weird, really,

1168
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 2: but the guy was very, very attractive. And then she

1169
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 2: said that she met them and they were gonna like

1170
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,799
Speaker 2: link up the next night, and she canceled on them

1171
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 2: because she was like, you know, I just broke up

1172
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,919
Speaker 2: with this dude, Like I wasn't really ready to jump

1173
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 2: into with two people. And then she found out they

1174
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 2: broke up. The couple broke up. The couple broke up

1175
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 2: like a couple days later.

1176
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: Oh, that's sad, she should I mean.

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00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 4: It.

1178
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 1: Could have been a threesome that kept them together. No,

1179
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: I think there are very particular rules about threesomes, and

1180
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:55,439
Speaker 1: if you are that other woman, then you should be

1181
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 1: you should be careful, and you should be respectful of

1182
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:02,360
Speaker 1: the couple, and you should like be particularly attentive to

1183
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 1: the woman.

1184
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 2: But they reached out to her. Yeah, and the girl

1185
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 2: set the threesome up. Brought the threesome up because she

1186
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 2: knew that he was like losing interest in her.

1187
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: Oh, so she's trying to hold onto the relationship by

1188
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:20,399
Speaker 1: making it more interesting, right, Okay, y'all need to do better,

1189
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 1: do Yeah? I don't know. The couples that I've that

1190
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 1: I've been with have always the woman's always been a

1191
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: lot more attractive than the man. Well, because that's usually

1192
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 1: how couples are.

1193
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 2: Because dusty men can get a hot chick, it's true,

1194
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 2: but a dusty woman can't necessarily get a hot dude.

1195
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 1: It frustrates me so much.

1196
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 2: It's I feel like we need to jump into this

1197
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,720
Speaker 2: segment and the newest segment of the podcast. Let's do it,

1198
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 2: and we're gonna give you sixty seconds. I'm gonna time you. Actually,

1199
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 2: I can't time you because I'm timing this, Sydney. You

1200
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 2: gotta do it. I'm gonna We're gonna give you sixty seconds,

1201
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 2: and you're gonna say as much as you can to

1202
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 2: prove that you are the expert on daddy issues. Now,

1203
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 2: that means you can make up a statistic. That means

1204
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 2: you could tell a quick story that's sixty seconds long.

1205
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 2: That means you could list men on TV that you

1206
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,280
Speaker 2: feel like would be good debts. Are you ready?

1207
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 1: I am ready. I think that I'm an expert on

1208
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: daddy list issues. On daddy issues. I'm sorry I said

1209
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:21,399
Speaker 1: daddy list issues, because that's the name podcast pod. Yes,

1210
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 1: but I think that everybody has daddy daddy list issues,

1211
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 1: whether your dad was absent, whether he was dead, whether

1212
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: he was a pastor, whether he sold hot dogs or what.

1213
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 5: Right, like my dad did. My dad did sell hot dogs.

1214
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think that it's like saying you don't

1215
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:48,879
Speaker 1: have daddy issues is like saying you're not a human being.

1216
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 1: It's like saying, don't think of a pink elephant. Right,

1217
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 1: it's automatically in the room, like the absence of or

1218
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 1: the presence of is still. But I don't like the

1219
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 1: term daddy shoes because I think that men use it

1220
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:09,279
Speaker 1: to say to excuse themselves from actually happening to five

1221
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 1: seconds with women because they're afraid of emotions or they're

1222
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 1: afraid time. Yes, thank you, that's it.

1223
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 2: Men ain't ship. I have a dad though, so I like,

1224
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 2: you know, he he don't really do nothing, But hey, Sam,

1225
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 2: shut up dad. Never I would never say that to him,

1226
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 2: but I felt that in my mind.

1227
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I said the things that I that I

1228
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 1: had to say about daddy issues early on with the

1229
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 1: idea of the father complex, and that's where it came from.

1230
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 1: It's great.

1231
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 2: Listen, I was like I don't know anybody listened to

1232
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 2: this podcast.

1233
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 1: They got mother.

1234
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 2: Issues, daddy issues, issues, issues, Okay, they work issues. They

1235
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 2: got more issues than Vogue. Okay, we got all got problems.

1236
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 2: And that's why were listening to this craziness that codians.

1237
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: Yes, you guys are doing doing God's work. We are,

1238
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: you know.

1239
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 2: I you know, I burned down my house when I

1240
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 2: was eleven, and I wouldn't even think that I would

1241
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 2: be on this couch right now living. I can't believe

1242
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 2: I have a pyro.

1243
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 7: In my home right now, hanging out with the sinners

1244
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 7: to do that here today, Amber, what.

1245
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 2: Are your plans for the summer?

1246
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: Plants for summer? I'm about to go to California. I

1247
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 1: have a friend who's getting married in Sonoma, and then

1248
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to Yosemite. Uh, which is where my

1249
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 1: my family vacations every year. Vacation in your camps? We

1250
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:41,800
Speaker 1: camp camp?

1251
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 2: We camp uh so in Okay, So you guys are

1252
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:46,919
Speaker 2: getting married, you don't know when?

1253
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 1: Do you have any you have? Have you started your

1254
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: wedding vision but your Pinterest board yet? Oh that's so funny.

1255
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,000
Speaker 1: I just logged back into Pinterest. I was like, what

1256
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: was I thinking, and I had this board that I

1257
00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 1: made like five years ago called Someday, and it's all stuff.

1258
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 2: That's not what I want to wear. That's not what

1259
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 2: I wanted to full of daisies, those flowers. If there

1260
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 2: was no budget, where would you get me? If you

1261
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 2: get married anywhere? Whe would you get married? Like if

1262
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 2: your friends had money, Oh you had money, I would go.

1263
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 1: I would go to Brazil to There's this beach outside

1264
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: of South Paula called Matisius. It's beautiful. There's like the

1265
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 1: four there's like the rainforest and then the beach right

1266
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 1: next to it, and there's like it's it's amazing. The

1267
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 1: beaches are white and lovely, and like the people are

1268
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: The beaches are white and the people are people are brown.

1269
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 1: It's nice. Yeah. They call they call the bathing suits

1270
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: that we wear like bikinis that we wear diapers.

1271
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 2: Oh wow, they're so big.

1272
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: They're like American girls. They're wearing two bigger bathing suits. Okay,

1273
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 1: Well for your wedding, would you wear a tongue just

1274
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 1: a little Yeah, just a white thong and some taste

1275
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: tasties because I have classy.

1276
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, that's a wedding in Brazil. That is classy

1277
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 2: for Brazil. What are you talking about?

1278
00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 1: Amber?

1279
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 2: If you need me to walk you down the aisle,

1280
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:14,720
Speaker 2: I am here from the unofficial expert is here faces.

1281
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 2: I will be your mother and your father and your father,

1282
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 2: mother of the ride, father of the ride. I'll wear

1283
00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 2: Marrols and everything. I love it, white man shoe on.

1284
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 1: This little boy that I used to nanny has has

1285
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 1: also offered that he would walk me down the aisle.

1286
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 1: How old is he? He's eight?

1287
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 2: Now tell him to beat it. I already asked that

1288
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 2: I'm older than him. I will kill him. Are you

1289
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 2: Marie Amber? What where can people listening catch you? What's

1290
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 2: your podcast? Plug everything? Where people can find you?

1291
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,440
Speaker 1: People can find all of my stuff on my website

1292
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:51,200
Speaker 1: at Amberalla dot com, a M B E R R

1293
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 1: O l l O dot com. Or you can listen

1294
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:58,440
Speaker 1: to more stuff like this on my podcast with Shanelle

1295
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 1: a Lee called daddy List Issue. You can find us

1296
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 1: on Instagram or Twitter at daddy Lists Issues. Where you

1297
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 1: can find me personally on Instagram or Twitter at Amber

1298
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 1: c Rollo. Amber.

1299
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,480
Speaker 2: At the end of the podcast, and you just now

1300
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 2: corrected me on your last name, Oh, I.

1301
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 1: Said everybody's it's like, it's like, it doesn't even I.

1302
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 2: Don't even know you are, no bitch. Somebody say my

1303
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:27,600
Speaker 2: name Cindy, I'll be like Sidney and they'd be like,

1304
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:28,960
Speaker 2: but it's spelled in Cindy.

1305
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: You like whatever, Marie, I'm like Amber, Yeah, I mean rollers.

1306
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,880
Speaker 1: The candy, That's what every That's why everyone wants to say.

1307
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 2: Well, I thought that's where your money came from, the candy.

1308
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 2: I was like, we have two l's. I didn't eat

1309
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 2: the candies me either. I'm definitely gonna put that in

1310
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 2: a note that Sydney is a rude ass host and

1311
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 2: I didn't mispronounce your last name, but anyway.

1312
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 1: You're It makes me think of like when I was

1313
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 1: on like soccer teams in middle school and stuff. Rollo.

1314
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 1: It makes me think of coaches. I don't know.

1315
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 5: It doesn't shirt bought you bought the range slices?

1316
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 2: You bought the who bought the arrange slices. I used

1317
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 2: to go to my brother's soccer games, and I hated

1318
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 2: it because soccer is boring to me to watch. But

1319
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 2: I used to be eating them them orange slices with

1320
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 2: the team though. Yeah, I'd like my mom got these

1321
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 2: these are mine. Did we learn anything today, Sydney. I

1322
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 2: think we did. I feel like it's good to know

1323
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 2: that you were stripping on your dime, on your choice,

1324
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:37,560
Speaker 2: like we had nothing to do with dad issues or

1325
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 2: per se, and uh, you've been through a lot and

1326
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 2: I feel like you own it. And that's that's good

1327
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:46,400
Speaker 2: to hear, because having daddy issues sometimes sounds like a

1328
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 2: victim thing, and it's.

1329
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:50,800
Speaker 1: Totally no, bitch, we are here, we all got problems.

1330
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:51,600
Speaker 2: You're living it.

1331
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:54,080
Speaker 1: You got engage, you got man, you got all his teeth.

1332
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 1: You know you're doing great? Haha, because he does.

1333
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 2: That's important.

1334
01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: It's important.

1335
01:01:58,280 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 2: What did I learn today? I learned that Sydney hang

1336
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 2: that with people who robbed you the strip clobes fascinated.

1337
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 2: But I got robbed too. I got robbed too. I'm

1338
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 2: a victim as well. I was like, well, where can

1339
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 2: I put in my case? Well, because you got robbed,

1340
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:14,000
Speaker 2: because you ain't got no dad, those are your daddy issues. Wow,

1341
01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 2: you're interesting, fascinating.

1342
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 1: You should take your girl to the park. That's where

1343
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:24,200
Speaker 1: I met her. Oh yeah, well we get married. I'm

1344
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 1: definitely doing this.

1345
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 2: Had that cup literally, my god, I was waiting. I

1346
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 2: was like, where can I use this? Well that I

1347
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 2: think it's done. Now, Okay, that's our theme song and

1348
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 2: we're out. We're still we still need a theme some

1349
01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 2: So are y'all talking ship talking about Oh we're gonna

1350
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 2: send you something. I haven't gotten anything yet, drive in boxes,

1351
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:51,920
Speaker 2: drive nothing. So what are you all going to send

1352
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 2: us to SoundCloud? I mean, Lawrence did send me all

1353
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:58,920
Speaker 2: his stuff and Marie was like, wow, he said, I

1354
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 2: don't know if this is what we're looking for. So Lawrence,

1355
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 2: I'll put it out there. I try to, you know,

1356
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 2: get it free. But Amber, you've been outstanding guests. I

1357
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 2: learned so much about you, and you know, I'm glad

1358
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 2: that you're able to come do the podcast and talk

1359
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,480
Speaker 2: about stripping. Yeah you should have been you should have

1360
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:16,400
Speaker 2: been a stripping expert. Yeah you should have.

1361
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 1: Maybe you could come back. I would love to. I

1362
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 1: would love to talk more about stripping with you guys.

1363
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:23,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is the right kind of outfits that we need.

1364
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 2: What kind of bazazzled you know, thongs we need, yes,

1365
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,840
Speaker 2: chains that you put on your nipples to make it look,

1366
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 2: tassels and whatnot.

1367
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's that's for lusque, that's less. My forte

1368
01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 1: and I have done burlesque once, but only on on

1369
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 1: Karen's show. Oh stand up and take your clothes up. Yeah,

1370
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:40,600
Speaker 1: the night where they did like the Switch, where the

1371
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,160
Speaker 1: stand ups did for less than last dancers did stand up.

1372
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,120
Speaker 1: It was fun. Oh wow, we won't be doing that,

1373
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:49,080
Speaker 1: but thank you so much. You guys have been shout

1374
01:03:49,080 --> 01:04:01,800
Speaker 1: out to Dick Wolf. Bye,