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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode mini episode, motherfucking mini.

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Speaker 2: Ever sel.

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Speaker 3: Uh Millie Millie, Millie, Millie, Millie Milli a Milli. Yep,

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Speaker 3: there it is there it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome

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Speaker 3: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told.

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Speaker 2: Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets

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Speaker 2: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 3: And we finally worked to approve the theories that you

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Speaker 3: the listener have at home. This is a motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 2: We did it, you idiots.

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Speaker 3: We did it, dumb dumbs. We we we made it

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Speaker 3: a whole the way to Thursday where you hear your

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Speaker 3: opinions read out loud by David. You're yeah, goddamn. I

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Speaker 3: know you have our pictures on your wall.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 3: I know every morning you wake up and you say,

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Speaker 3: you say, God bless God, bless my grandma. I hope

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Speaker 3: she gets better, and God bless Langston and David for

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Speaker 3: just existing.

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Speaker 2: I know that you talk about us at the water

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Speaker 2: cooler with your work, husband or work. Come on and listen.

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Speaker 3: They don't give a ship about us, but they listen

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Speaker 3: because they trying to fuck you exactly.

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Speaker 2: Know it's so funny.

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Speaker 3: Laughing, but he's trying to he's trying to smash.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like you won't be weird. We should go

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Speaker 2: see the show in Chicago. I heard the coming. I'm

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Speaker 2: not trying to funk. I just want to take my

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Speaker 2: work wife out on the date. No, I think your

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Speaker 2: husband will be fine with it.

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Speaker 3: We've met, We've met entertainment at nighttime, baby, unless we're

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Speaker 2: Yeah, then we're very daytime there. It's like eleven.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, arguably the daytime you can be. It's gonna be

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Speaker 3: in Canada, but everywhere else we're fucking nighttime and you

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Speaker 3: will respect that. But Canadians come out, you hosers. Yeah, don't, don't.

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Speaker 3: Don't fuck around, whether your hosers or moose men. We

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Speaker 2: We'll eat some French fries and gravy. We'll call you bud.

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Speaker 2: I know you like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Will pretend to be friendlier than we are, y'all. You

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Speaker 2: I'm so sick of it.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, they really be trying to pretend like, oh,

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Speaker 3: we're just good, wholesome, but you killed indigenous people the

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Speaker 3: same way Americas did.

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Speaker 2: You pretending to be you want to give them to

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Speaker 2: white families to like the eighties.

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Speaker 3: Bro, now for nothing, your your leader, your prime minute?

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Speaker 3: What was the prime minister.

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Speaker 2: Chosen? Man?

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Speaker 3: The handsome One't that motherfucker's warn blackface more than any

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Speaker 3: other nation leader, including Trump. Ain't Joe Biden, who I

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Speaker 3: believe has also worn blackface. At least he's eighty five

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Speaker 3: years old, he's worn black face.

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Speaker 2: There was one time, like a high school spirit day or.

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Speaker 3: So, come on, he put on black face. And I

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Speaker 3: don't think that he meant it malicious. I think he

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Speaker 3: dressed up like that dude Pea Knuckle who lived down

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Speaker 3: the street, and he was like, yeah, I'm Pea Knuckle

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Speaker 3: this week or whatever what it is, Daddy, look like, Joe,

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Speaker 3: you're so good Addy doing it again? Yeah? And he's like, hey,

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Speaker 3: but nobody's done it more than justin Trudeau. That motherfucker

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Speaker 2: And just just to put my man Biden out, if

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Speaker 3: Well, come on, man, I'm not mad at him. No,

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Speaker 2: It was a different time.

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Speaker 3: Now do I want to vote for him again? I don't,

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Speaker 3: but I will. And subsequently, the blackface won't put me

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Speaker 2: And freedom isn't free. So in a democracy, sometimes you

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Speaker 3: Sometimes your leaders got to wear a black face just

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: That's it, y'all. I think we wrapped this up.

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Speaker 3: I've been David bo I'm Lang's increment.

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Speaker 2: We we do have an email to get We have

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Speaker 3: We got an email from a person named Dashaun. Deshaun

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Speaker 3: sent us an email called the title. The subject line

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Speaker 3: was conspiracy about my Angelou. Very very sort of vague

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Speaker 3: and a little it feels like we're going into something

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Speaker 3: a little scary when we do this. But yeah, Deshaun said,

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Speaker 3: Hey David in Langston. I put David first, because nobody

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Speaker 2: Hell. Yeah, I appreciate you, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, now, let's not make that a trend everybody. I think,

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Speaker 2: I don't think what I could get over here, you know.

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Speaker 3: But Deshaun said, I have a conspiracy. Me and my

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Speaker 3: lady were discussing after listening to an old episode where

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Speaker 3: y'all talked about the Maya Angelou Timbaland poem. Bory, were

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Speaker 3: you around for that, dude? Were you aware?

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Speaker 2: So talking about like the sneakers are like, uh.

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Speaker 3: You know the producer. Yeah, now, Maya Angela wasn't writing

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Speaker 3: an episode where someone was suggesting that Timberland's were secret

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Speaker 3: was a poem that circulated in the early nineties, late

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Speaker 2: But of course, also these cs are poor man, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: They don't they don't have Timberland money. Timberlands are actually

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Speaker 2: It's expensive for the bad Timberlands. The roadtops, uh huh,

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Speaker 3: Well, they all British Dick.

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Speaker 2: Oh Man, there's nothing worse than somebody with some off brand,

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Speaker 2: like why, yeah, why didn't have to do Yeah?

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Speaker 3: No, it's it's similar, it's similar vibes to Team Jordan.

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Speaker 3: But it almost feels like you're you're almost in a

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Speaker 3: I know, you know what you have, and you just

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Speaker 3: Like your mom took you the foot locker. She was like,

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Speaker 2: I think there was a couple of years there where

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Speaker 3: Before Team Jordans expanded all the way to like, uh

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. There was there was a little

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Speaker 3: You can get away with that, yeah, yeah, Then then

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Speaker 2: I can't And I was like baseball players and You're like,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like, I look, I'm a big fan of

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Speaker 2: I feel like they had like Apollo Ono on there

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Speaker 4: I think we're doing a lot here.

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Speaker 2: Michael. Yeah, this feels like bad that I have to

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Speaker 3: Catch me and nose Eric's knows this summer man. But anyway,

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Speaker 3: I think that is what Deshaun is referencing with the

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Speaker 3: that Maya Angelou doesn't actually talk like that, but that

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Speaker 3: as a sex worker. Loved the pod. Thanks for making

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Speaker 3: me laugh when I'm a bullshit, I don't want to

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Speaker 2: So what we have here is a Michael Blason paradox

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Speaker 2: on our hands. Oh, Olivia, edit that out. I'm actually

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Speaker 3: Now, you get on. Michael Blackson ain't gonna be the

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Speaker 3: he wasn't gonna let me. You'll never say this motherfucker

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Speaker 2: Try I didn't I suck out.

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Speaker 3: I do think that is a great way of framing this,

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Speaker 2: And I mean, I I sort of hate I don't

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think maybe for a good reason, right, Like,

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Speaker 3: my angelousia job. None of it's ever made me horny,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: I'm never.

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Speaker 3: I've never once spelled horny or after hearing her talk.

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Speaker 2: Man, we have a lot of episodes where I feel

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Speaker 3: Do you think we're going too far by being like

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Speaker 3: my angelus, No.

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Speaker 2: We're telling the truth because it doesn't make me horny

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Speaker 2: as well, it's it makes it go inside.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it is a full turtle scare turtle, that situation.

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Speaker 2: If you hear your voice and you think about your dick,

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Speaker 2: you are fucked up, like because yeah, it's and that's

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Speaker 2: It's like the most serious. It's a very serious because

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Speaker 2: like you can't imagine that, you can't imagine her saying

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Speaker 3: To your point, that's not what she wants anymore. She

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Speaker 2: What if though her like secret sexy voice was like great,

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Speaker 2: what if she just like talked like pinky in the bedroom.

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Speaker 2: It's pinky Okay.

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Speaker 3: I think she's okay. I think I think the Internet

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Speaker 2: And I think that's okay. I think that's good. I

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Speaker 3: That was my feeling inside of this is that I

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Speaker 3: I don't know that DMX had to talk like that

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Speaker 2: I think all rappers, I mean, we can't. Let's not

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Speaker 3: You know, And I I don't think you're gonna feel

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Speaker 2: And also who hasn't amongst friends pretended to be Jamaican.

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Speaker 3: We just did it at the beginning of this episode.

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Speaker 2: Know, And that's where we're at, and that's it's entertainment,

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Speaker 2: I ultimately I think it's fine. If you're gonna let

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Speaker 2: we didn't need to know that Maya Angelou was a

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Speaker 2: She wasn't pinky, it wasn't documented.

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Speaker 3: This was just a lady who survived through a thing

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Speaker 2: No, you're correct, But all I can do on an

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Speaker 5: I do like the idea of an image where it's

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? If some listener could make

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so, and again I'll break it all down. We're

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Speaker 3: She's looking back at it, so you know it's my Angelou.

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Speaker 2: This might be revolutionary. I don't know if the internet.

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Speaker 3: Move over. Kim Kardashian a pro opriating things from black

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Speaker 3: This is real invention. You stupid as mean, bad lady.

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Speaker 2: I like it. I think that's I think that's a

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Speaker 2: good wrap up. I think we've covered all the ground

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Speaker 2: we can cover here right now. I think we did it.

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Speaker 3: This is, hopefully, Deshaun, everything you needed to feel satisfied.

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Speaker 3: We think it's true that the voice was probably put on,

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Speaker 3: but more importantly, that's perfectly okay. And what a great

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Speaker 2: We did it.

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Speaker 3: Could you tell the people where they could find you?

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Speaker 3: What cool shit you have going on?

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Speaker 2: Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram. I'm going out

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Speaker 2: on tour. You're gonna see all the dates up there

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Speaker 2: on the website. Come out, buy a ticket, see my hour.

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Speaker 2: Let me buy my kids shoes? Come on, man, this

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Speaker 2: kid is barefoot. Baby needs it. I just found out

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Speaker 2: Shoes are a form of support, aren't you.

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Speaker 3: Come on, and what's more supportive than our shoes? As always,

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Speaker 3: you can follow me at Langston Kerman and I have

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Speaker 3: some some cool dates coming up, but more importantly, we

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Speaker 3: are going on tour with My mama told me. We

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Speaker 3: What kind of merch still to be decided, but there's

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