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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. And look, I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what kind of contacts we still have at the FBI.

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Speaker 1: Probably not very many, Probably not very many that are

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Speaker 1: big fans of the show. But I do think we

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Speaker 1: should probably get ahold of somebody, Chris. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if we should wait to the break to get ahold

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Speaker 1: of them or something like that. We have to file

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Speaker 1: some kind of a missing person's report. All right, it's

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Speaker 1: gotten to the point I'm now getting worried. All Right,

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Speaker 1: you don't know, it's a dangerous world out there. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but I'm old enough to

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Speaker 1: remember this. The single most respective voice on the pandemic,

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Speaker 1: it's doctor Anthony Fauci, the man who's become known as

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Speaker 1: America's doctor, the nation's top infectious disease expert. Anthony Fauci,

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Speaker 1: you are a saint too many as a super hero,

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Speaker 1: Doctor Anthony Fauci, American hero and New York Yankee fan,

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Speaker 1: You've been so much for this country in terms of

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Speaker 1: this crisis. So I really appreciate your insight. Who better

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Speaker 1: to give us answers that we can trust than doctor

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Speaker 1: Anthony Fauci, perfect prison to answer our questions today, joining

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Speaker 1: us now, doctor Anthony Fauci. So whenever you can be here,

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Speaker 1: it will have you. It's always an honor to half

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Speaker 1: time with you. Thanks for being here. Good enough for you, sir,

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Speaker 1: It's good enough for me and my family. So thank you,

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Speaker 1: doctor Fauchi. Doctor Fauci, thank you for keeping it straight.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for fighting the good fight. I am sincerely

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Speaker 1: appreciative that you are not walking away from this post.

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Speaker 1: You make us smarter and safer and better every day.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, doctor Fauci. The lion of coronavirus, Chris,

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Speaker 1: Where is he? I'll tell you what I've seen more

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Speaker 1: of doctor Fauci than I've seen my wife for the

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Speaker 1: last two years. Everywhere you turn, his face is on

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Speaker 1: the billboards, he's on the news. He's playing in the

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Speaker 1: football games, he's playing in the basketball games. Faucci, Foucci, Faucci.

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Speaker 1: And now just disappeared like a fart in the wind.

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Speaker 1: Where did he go? Anyone? Does anybody know? Could we

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Speaker 1: another story I want to bring up because I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get to emails. I'm gonna do a big email round

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Speaker 1: another thing I want to bring up. We do have

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Speaker 1: an election coming up in the midterms. We have a

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Speaker 1: big election coming up in twenty twenty four, that's not

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Speaker 1: very far away. Well, I know you haven't heard about

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Speaker 1: this because the media won't report on it. But Wisconsin

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Speaker 1: they have a special counsel looking into their election, the

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Speaker 1: election of twenty twenty. And this is not some right

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Speaker 1: wing partisan hack. I want you to understand that this

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Speaker 1: is the special counsel in Wisconsin. I believe the legislature

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Speaker 1: ought to take a very hard look at the option

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Speaker 1: of decertification of the twenty twenty Wisconsin present advential e Left.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Chris, maybe maybe my headphones are messed up here.

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Speaker 1: I would have swore the special council just told Wisconsin

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Speaker 1: of the twenty twenty Wisconsin presidential Eleft. Why. Well, look,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot to this report that he put out,

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Speaker 1: but I will tell you a lot of this is

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Speaker 1: stuff people have suspected and they've been shouted down for saying,

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Speaker 1: was fair. Do you know some of the things this

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Speaker 1: guy found? Nursing homes? One hundred percent of the people

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Speaker 1: in the nursing homes in some areas voted one. That's

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Speaker 1: unheard of. No one's ever done that before. Why what? What?

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Speaker 1: Jesse where understand what ballot harvesting is. This is something

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Speaker 1: They will then gather everybody's ballots for them, and especially

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Speaker 1: not that would ever happen here. What Chris, Yes, Chris,

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Speaker 1: you can basically take that to the bank, Chris. It's

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Speaker 1: a guarantee safest fairest ever. Let you know, hey, handsome

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Speaker 1: Hamburger Henchman, your hamburger recipe is the best ever. However,

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Speaker 1: you're missing the key element. Hatch green chili. I live

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Speaker 1: Even our McDonald's has green chili cheeseburgers. Do it live

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Speaker 1: it said? I can use his name. His name is Ryan,

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Speaker 1: Okay one, I do make the greatest cheeseburgers ever. And

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Speaker 1: it's time, Chris, tonight. You know what I'm about to

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Speaker 1: do this. That's one two. I you know, I work

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Speaker 1: construction forever. Well, we actually did some construction jobs close

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Speaker 1: So he's not wrong. Now, all that said, let's be honest.

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Speaker 1: There's only one person on the face of the planet

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Speaker 1: You see, I'm what, Chris, I'm a person with a

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Speaker 1: let's remember I am a top five napper. I nap.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say no what, Chris. I didn't

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Speaker 1: I've told you the story. Before I've done I've downed

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Speaker 1: two three hours. When I say I can nap, boy,

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Speaker 1: I have multiple days I take two naps, and these

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Speaker 1: a top five napper. I am the greatest menu orderer

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Speaker 1: and that's fine, right, she looks really nice, sounds nice there.

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Speaker 1: Do you have any idea how often my food gets

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Speaker 1: I said, I have many skills. I can nap, I

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Speaker 1: And I need to clarify something else. Whenever I give

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Speaker 1: will email me Jesse at jes see kellyshow dot com.

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Speaker 1: many emails do we get about my cheeseburger? It's every day,

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Speaker 1: every day. It is the greatest burger ever. You will

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Speaker 1: what about a cookbook? Jesse, make a cookbook. No no, no,

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Speaker 1: Do you want the greatest cheeseburger recipe in the history

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Speaker 1: of the planet. You'll be hooked on them forever. You

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Speaker 1: ready for it, I'm gonna give it to you in

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Speaker 1: just a second. Now, let me tell you this now,

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Speaker 1: more than ever, you really need to be practicing with

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Speaker 1: I understand Ammo prices. I mean I just I have

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Speaker 1: improves your shooting accuracy using no ammo at all. It's

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Speaker 1: Ninety four percent of shooters improve with thin twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I don't mean hours, twenty minutes. Go to

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Speaker 1: mantis x dot com. That's what the Marines are using

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Speaker 1: using military technology. Mantis x dot com. Go get yours today,

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Speaker 1: fighting for your freedom every day. The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: It is the Jessie Kelly Show. And look, you can

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Speaker 1: commander in chief. Vladimir Putin was counting on being able

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Speaker 1: here long. I would say about medium, cook and then flip,

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Speaker 1: and the second you flip, you add cheese. I have

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Speaker 1: no idea what people's parents do in this country or

421
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Speaker 1: why people end up like this, But there's this, this

422
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 1: bottom ten percent tier of subhuman filth in America who

423
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Speaker 1: believes that cheese should be unmelted on a burger or

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Speaker 1: like that's an afterthought. I've seen this before in restaurants.

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00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 1: You'll order a burger and it shows up and it's

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Speaker 1: just a cold piece of cheese they just threw on

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Speaker 1: the top when they what the cheese on a cheeseburger

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Speaker 1: must be hot and melty and delicious. Throw the cheese

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Speaker 1: on the second you flip the burger. Pull it off,

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Speaker 1: set it on the bun. Now, finally, before we move

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Speaker 1: on back to all our stories here, you know all

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00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: those condiments you use, I gotta get the ketchup, the mao,

433
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: the mustard, whatever. Leave all those alone. You need condiments

434
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: for your burger. You don't need condiments for my burger.

435
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 1: And listen, don't you dare, don't you dare assault my

436
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 1: cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato. The fact that lettuce and

437
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 1: tomato ever make it onto a sandwich is a national disgrace.

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00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: They have no place anywhere near my burgers. Did I

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00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 1: tell you how to make a salad? No? I told

440
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 1: you how to make a burger. Leave the lettuce and

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Speaker 1: tomato at home. What, Chris, pickles? No? Not pickles? No? No?

442
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: And you know what, I'm glad you brought this up.

443
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 1: By the way, that's that's how you make the Jesse

444
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: Kelly burger. I'm glad you brought this up, Chris, because

445
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,880
Speaker 1: this really grinds my gears. Why do pickles get included

446
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 1: on the sandwich? Ever? And that's not an anti pickle stance.

447
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,159
Speaker 1: I'm all down with fried pickles. A couple bud heavies

448
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 1: watch the game I'm not an anti pickle, all right,

449
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 1: I'm as pro pickle as most people. I'm not everyone, quick, Chris,

450
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 1: grow up, that's enough. I'm pro pickle. But when you

451
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 1: put a pickle on a sandwich, that's all you taste.

452
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: That's all you taste. The wife used to do this

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00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: with spaghetti sauce when we first got married. She'd chop

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00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 1: up these green peppers in there. I don't I don't

455
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: hate green peppers. They're fine, but that's all I can taste.

456
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 1: It becomes a pickleburger. We're moving on, Chris, We're moving

457
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 1: I can't do this anymore. Okay, I've educated the masses. There, Congratulations,

458
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 1: go and do likewise. Welcome to the greatest cheeseburger on

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00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 1: the planet. Back to what we were talking about before,

460
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: this is kind of a big deal and nobody's discussing it.

461
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: I believe the legislature ought to take a very hard

462
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 1: look at the option of decertification of the twenty twenty

463
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:39,199
Speaker 1: Wisconsin presidential election. What that's the special counsel in Wisconsin?

464
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: Do you certify the election? And, like I told you,

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Speaker 1: if you dig into it, if you dig into the stuff,

466
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 1: he's found yikes. It's really really bad, one hundred percent

467
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 1: voter turnout. And where's all that happening in the blue

468
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: areas too? So what they did was they focused on

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00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: the hype blue areas and they sent out their henchmen

470
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: out there. That's kind of important. All right, we still

471
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 1: have an hour left here on the Jesse Kelly Show.

472
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: I'm so happy for them, Chris that they got the

473
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:16,439
Speaker 1: world famous Jesse Kelly recipe. Now do one thing for me.

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00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,640
Speaker 1: Stop sending your money to Verizon every month or at

475
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 1: and T or T Mobile. We must put our money

476
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: where our morals are. And I'm not pointing fingers, I'm

477
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: not looking down at you. I have had actually all

478
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 1: three of those carriers at one point in my life,

479
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: so I've funded them too. Have you seen the filth

480
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: they put out there all the time. If you switch

481
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 1: to Pure Talk, they're on the exact same five G

482
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: network as one of those guys. So you don't sacrifice service,

483
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,719
Speaker 1: but you have a patriotic company that doesn't violate your

484
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: values at every turn. Switch today. It takes less than

485
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: ten minutes. It's all on the phone, and this might

486
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: be the best part. You talk to someone who actually

487
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: speaks English. Their customer services made in America. Dial pound

488
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,959
Speaker 1: two five zero and say Jesse Kelly, and that actually

489
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: saves you an additional fifty percent off of everything else,

490
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: because the average family saves eight hundred dollars a year

491
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 1: by switching anyway, pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly.

492
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 1: Put your money where your morals are. Truth attitude, Jesse Kelly. Right,

493
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: it is the Jesse Kelly Joe. I'm gonna get back

494
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 1: to a little more rush of Ukraine stuff here in

495
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: about ten minutes from now, but I wanted to move on.

496
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: I wanted to catch up on some emails and stuff,

497
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: and just on a personal note, my son is doing track.

498
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: He's been doing really well. I mean, look, he's not

499
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: he's not gonna be going to the Olympics. I promise

500
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: you that he's still a Kelly, but he's been doing well.

501
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: He is Chris, he's super tall, been doing like the

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00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: four hundred and eight hundred and stuff like that. And

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Speaker 1: it does make me really proud to see him doing track.

504
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: And I like it. I like it's a good exercise.

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00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 1: The uh, the coach had him try out long jump

506
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 1: today and during the break just now, the wife sent

507
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:17,959
Speaker 1: me a video of him doing long jump. Ah, I

508
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: think I have the whitest sun on the planet. That's

509
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: that was not good. That was that was certainly not good.

510
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: Granted it was his first time, but that that's not

511
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: gonna be his event. I don't think the Kellys are

512
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: going to be having to worry about whether or not

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Speaker 1: we attend the Olympics in China in the future. That's

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00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: all I'm simply gonna say there. Moving on back to

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Speaker 1: some emails, I'm sorry I'm behind. I always promise I'm

516
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: gonna get to emails, Chris, and then I get sided. Yes,

517
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: yes I do. Don't say I never do. I've done.

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00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: I know I've gotten to two. I still have like

519
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,719
Speaker 1: an hour left. You know what, Watch how many I'm

520
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: gonna get through. Now it's gonna blow your mind. Hi, Jesse,

521
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 1: I'm always looking for a new history podcast on Spotify

522
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: and was thrilled when I saw you have started one.

523
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 1: And I'm traveling around Europe in Asia right now. Oh

524
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: bad timing. I'm trying to listen to the regular show

525
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,880
Speaker 1: when I can, and this question may have already been

526
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: answered and I just missed it. I was wondering how

527
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: often you're going to put out a new history episodes

528
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 1: and what some of the topics you'd cover. I really

529
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: enjoyed the Korean War episode. Also, it's not too much trouble.

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00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: Is there a wake we can get some a list

531
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: of some recommended reading. When it comes to warbooks, there's

532
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: so much out there, but a lot of it's propaganda garbage. Chris,

533
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: we do need to come up with some kind of

534
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: a way we can put out a reading list because

535
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: people ask us for reading lists all the time and

536
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: we've never come up with anything, anything continuous we can

537
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 1: add to it. We should probably have this conversation off

538
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: the air, I would guess, but since we're not a

539
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 1: professional show, that's fine. It's not like there's anyone listening. Michael.

540
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: Do you have any ideas here, anything to contribute it

541
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: all to the show today, Michael. Now, I'm not going

542
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: to make a thread on Twitter. See a page on

543
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: the Website's a better idea. A page the website, it's

544
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: a better idea. You know why a thread on Twitter

545
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: isn't a good idea because like two percent of the

546
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: populations on Twitter. I mean, we think you can think

547
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: if you're on Twitter, you think everyone's on Twitter. Most

548
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: people listening to my voice right now are not on Twitter,

549
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: so that's not gonna do anyoing. We'll put it on

550
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: the website. We'll come up with something, Chris, can you

551
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,880
Speaker 1: get with the nerds who do all the tech stuff

552
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: and get us some kind of stuff, do the mega

553
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: hurts and whatever? Are you whatever? You call it a

554
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: splash page? I've heard of that before. Is that what

555
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: we want is a splash page? It is something though

556
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: about that, Jesse, Bill Gates, Kelly all right? Moving on. Oh,

557
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: as far as how often I'm gonna put out the

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00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: history episodes, I have no idea. Every chance I get

559
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: I was gonna do one this weekend, but we have

560
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: this big event tomorrow night with Clay and Buck and

561
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: Michael Berry and everything, and so I'm just not gonna

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00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 1: have time to do all that. I have to go. Look.

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00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: As a huge important celebrity, I have what Chris as

564
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: a huge important celebrity, I have celebrity obligations. I haven't

565
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: found out whether or not yet they're gonna fly me

566
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: into Leader Jet up there or not, but I'm sure

567
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: it's something. Sure it's something along those lines. Quote. The

568
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: only reason someone gets into politics is because they want

569
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 1: access to the things rich and powerful people have, and

570
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: they lacked the skills to get it themselves. He was

571
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: quoting me from last night, and then he says, says

572
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 1: the failed politician, laugh out loud, Love the show says,

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00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: I can use his name. His name is Dan. You

574
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 1: know what, Dan, that's not very nice. All right, that's

575
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: not very nice. I did. I ran for Congress twice

576
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: and lost twice. So you might say I'm a bit

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Speaker 1: of a political expert. All right, I'm a bit of

578
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: an expert. Oh man, that light in the mood was

579
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: off the hook. I missed your coverage the Kelly camp

580
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 1: always talking about what we did on the first, the

581
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: first TV member. I have a TV show on the

582
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: first every night, nine pm Eastern time, and we covered

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00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 1: the debate. We covered the State of the Union live,

584
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 1: and we had we had a debate. How about that, Chris?

585
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: About that? For a pun? We had a debate about

586
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: how we should cover the State of the Union address

587
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 1: because Biden sucks. I mean, with all due respect, no

588
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: one wants to sit and listen to this just straight

589
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,919
Speaker 1: for an hour. Vladimir Putin was counting on being able

590
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: to split up the United States. Look how you feel.

591
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to listen to that for an hour. Nobody.

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00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: So we were debating what do we do. Do we

593
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 1: cut in? But that can be annoying too if I'm

594
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: cutting in and talking over him. What if he's saying

595
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: something that's gonna make you super mad or maybe rarely

596
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,879
Speaker 1: saying something that makes you happy. So what we did

597
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: was we called it the Kelly Cam and it was

598
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 1: just basically a picture in picture. Occasionally they throw on

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00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: the screen of whatever I was doing, because I was

600
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: just watching it the same way you were watching it now.

601
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: I was eating cheese balls and they bought me some

602
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: high end stuff, some Jim B. Chris, and we had

603
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: some gym being there. It was it looked it was

604
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 1: a good night, good knight. You see this headline the

605
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: science officially changed federal agencies dropping mask mandates. Man, I

606
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,879
Speaker 1: know this is one of those things. I'm not gonna

607
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,399
Speaker 1: get myself upset. Don't worry. I'm totally calm right now.

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00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 1: I know this is one of those things that people

609
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: are gonna make little snide jokes about for a week

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00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: or two and then they'll move on. But I want

611
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 1: you to remember. I want you to remember all the

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00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 1: pain they caused you for the last two years. And

613
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,959
Speaker 1: remember this, They could have taken it away at any time.

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00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: At any time, they could have changed the calculations, dropped

615
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:46,720
Speaker 1: the mask mandates, drop the vaccine stuff. With a snap

616
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:48,760
Speaker 1: of their fingers. They could have made it all go away.

617
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,919
Speaker 1: And they didn't do it until their poll numbers got bad.

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Speaker 1: That's evil. That is evil. Don't trust any of these

619
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Speaker 1: people anymore, you know. That's why I tell you. That's

620
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Speaker 1: why I tell you about Annie's Kit Clubs. By the way,

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Speaker 1: I tell you that because we have to teach our

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00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: kids how to think and question everything. It's something I'm

623
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,919
Speaker 1: trying to drive into the head of my sons now

624
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: from now on. Think. You have to think. Question what

625
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,320
Speaker 1: you see on the news, Question what your government tells you, question,

626
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 1: question what Hollywood tells you, Question what your teachers tell you.

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00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: Learn to think. Annie's Kit Clubs. It's a box that

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00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: comes once a month. Your kid will have to do

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