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Speaker 1: It's another typical start to the day. Here at the

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Speaker 1: radio station. It's brook and Jeffrey. In the morning, Brooks

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Speaker 1: showed up dressed in another oversized nineteen eighties comedy blazer

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Speaker 1: Jacket is already working on his seventh cup of breakroom coffee.

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Speaker 1: And of course, Alexis got pulled over by another cop

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Speaker 1: on her way into work. And I only know this

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Speaker 1: because one of our listeners tweeted out a photo of

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Speaker 1: you trying to flirt with the officer in between sows one.

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Speaker 2: Listeners, Why are you gonna out me like that before?

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Speaker 3: Kid?

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Speaker 1: I just have one question for you. Did it work?

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Speaker 4: I mean, obviously.

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Speaker 3: You were pulled over.

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Speaker 2: There was a Mazda pulled over by cops at our

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Speaker 2: exit this morning.

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Speaker 4: And it wasn't you know you're being serious? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't get she's lying. She's lying because

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Speaker 1: she knows her insurance company is listening.

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Speaker 4: It was a Maza black black mosses, I see, but

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Speaker 4: it was our exit.

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Speaker 2: You were that late to work then, yes, that is

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Speaker 2: why I was late to work. Sure, yeah, wow, so

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Speaker 2: my bad, Jeff.

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Speaker 1: Maybe she did not get pulled over. No local snitch, Brooke,

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Speaker 1: I got the snitching You should have seen Brook when

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Speaker 1: she came into work today. She was so happy.

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Speaker 4: I would have done that if I got pulled over excited.

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Speaker 4: I thought you for sure got a ticket because you

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Speaker 4: came in and didn't say anything.

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Speaker 3: Imagine I met the hottest.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Jeff, It's absolutely a great start to the morning,

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Speaker 1: but we have to bring it down ever so slightly

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Speaker 1: with the shock collar question of the day. A chance

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Speaker 1: we might get electrocuted by a dog shock collar.

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Speaker 4: So I'm a bad president. I'm disappointed she didn't get

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Speaker 4: over this morning. Wish I got pulled over for you.

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Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, give us more content, Alexis, more laws. Now,

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Speaker 1: let's get to go ahead, pit pit cheerios.

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Speaker 3: My decadent date book tells me that it's Prince William's birthday. Now,

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Speaker 3: I've personally never had a British royal birthday before, so

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Speaker 3: I looked online to try and figure out what they

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Speaker 3: do to celebrate, okay, and I saw a talk of

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Speaker 3: sardine cakes and instead of happy birthday, they sing for

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Speaker 3: he's a jolly good old bloke, or do they? I

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Speaker 3: don't know that's right. Today we're gonna see if you

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Speaker 3: can tell which British royal traditions and customs are real

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Speaker 3: and which are made up? Across the Pond edition.

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Speaker 5: Of plenty of twenty, each of you will be given

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Speaker 5: a strange Royal British custom that could totally be true

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Speaker 5: or it's entirely made up, and you have to figure

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Speaker 5: out which one it is to stay in the game.

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Speaker 3: I love these ones because Jake is so smart and funny,

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Speaker 3: really fun You're not getting any extra points. Let's start

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Speaker 3: with the woman who tried to jump into Prince Harry's

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Speaker 3: d MS last weekend. But marko blocker again, that's Alexis.

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Speaker 4: It's every account.

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Speaker 3: Alexis in royal residences like Buckingham Palace to maintain decorum

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Speaker 3: and privacy. As they say over there, the royal family

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Speaker 3: has designated restrooms for each person assigned by rank. Is

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Speaker 3: that true or did I make that up?

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Speaker 4: Crazy that the King and Queen still have to do

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Speaker 4: their business.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you have to go and you have to

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Speaker 2: go all the way across the thing to find your

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Speaker 2: designated bathroom.

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Speaker 4: Like you would totally get caught in the wrong bathroom.

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Speaker 2: I just like they're too busy to take time to

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Speaker 2: go find one single bathroom.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it's fake, Alexis said, false.

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Speaker 3: That is.

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Speaker 1: That you know more about the royals than Meghan Markle does.

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Speaker 3: Married to Harry, Let's go over to brook Brook each

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Speaker 3: year for the holidays. It's tradition for every member of

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Speaker 3: the royal family to be weighed on a scale before

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Speaker 3: and then again after Christmas dinner.

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Is that real? Or did I just make that up?

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Speaker 4: Okay, so listen, I watched that Princess Diana movie. It

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Speaker 4: was so good with Kristin Stewart. It was so good,

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Speaker 4: and they did a lot of wayne They did a

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Speaker 4: lot of scale issues. Yeah, because Princess di had some

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Speaker 4: medium disorders. So I'm gonna say real.

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Speaker 3: Brooke said, that's true. That is that it's an old

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Speaker 3: royal tradition because if they gained weight, it signals they

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Speaker 3: truly enjoyed themselves at the dinner table.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it sounds like fun. Go watch that movie. It's

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Speaker 4: not fun. It's really sad.

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Speaker 3: How's it end? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh, okay, happily Ever after I'm assuming.

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Speaker 3: Jose During her reign, Queen Elizabeth the Second enforced a

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Speaker 3: new rule officially banning the Royal family from ever playing

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Speaker 3: the board game Monopoly. Is that true? Or did I

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Speaker 3: just wait?

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Speaker 4: Why it literally brought down the royal family.

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Speaker 3: But wouldn't that.

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Speaker 6: Be teaching like this is how you conquer the Okay,

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Speaker 6: I think it's real. They're weird enough if they got scales.

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Speaker 6: They're not allowed to play monopoly.

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Speaker 3: Jake Jose said, true, that is Queen Elizabeth. I did

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Speaker 3: that because whenever they played it together, the family would

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Speaker 3: get too competitive ambitious to the normal family. Really just

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Speaker 3: a safety issue. We're over in, Jeffrey, now, were three

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Speaker 3: for three? Actually, During official afternoon tea sessions, every Royal

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Speaker 3: family member must begin their conversations with a tongue twister.

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Speaker 3: For example, before discussing state matters, Prince William might say,

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Speaker 3: six slippery snails slid slowly seaward. This rule is designed

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Speaker 3: to ensure that serious discussions are always preceded by a

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Speaker 3: moment of levity. Is that real or did I make

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Speaker 3: that up?

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, I know it wasn't very funny to me,

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Speaker 1: but in Britain they find all sorts of things humorous

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Speaker 1: and hilarious, so maybe just to keep it light before

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Speaker 1: they talk about war. That's true, Jeffrey said, that's true.

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Speaker 3: That is made out from the family We're back to Alexis. Alexis,

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Speaker 3: the royal family has a strict dress code policy where

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Speaker 3: tiaras are only allowed to be worn by ladies indoors

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Speaker 3: and only after six pm. What is that true or

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Speaker 3: do we make that up? Have we ever seen a

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Speaker 3: princess with.

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Speaker 4: It feels like my family's rule for drinking, well drugs. Family,

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Speaker 4: I think they want to show off.

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Speaker 3: Alexis said false, it is that's true.

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Speaker 4: True.

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Speaker 3: The only exception is for the royal wedding. We're over

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Speaker 3: to Brook now, Brook, you get this wrong, Jose Winnsday's

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Speaker 3: edition Brook in England, the royal monarch is the only

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Speaker 3: person in the country who legally does not need a

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Speaker 3: driver's license to get behind the wheel of a car.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god? Is that true? Did we make that up?

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Speaker 3: Do they even drive cars as royals?

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say it's true.

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Speaker 3: Brook said true. That is yes, it's true. According to

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Speaker 3: British law, because all licenses are issued in the King

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Speaker 3: and Queen's name, they legally don't need one them.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm sorry all the kings and queens I

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Speaker 4: can think I should not.

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Speaker 3: I know, all right, Jose, We're up to you. This

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Speaker 3: is sudden death. You get this right, you win, you

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Speaker 3: get it wrong, and Brook will win. A long standing

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Speaker 3: policy in England says that no one in the royal

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Speaker 3: family is allowed to go to sleep until the King

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Speaker 3: and Queen retire to bed first. Is that true or

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Speaker 3: did we make that up?

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Speaker 1: You're tired to slip some niquill into the Queen's cap,

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Speaker 1: get a false sleep.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say that this is false, Jose said false.

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Speaker 3: That is Brook has won today's edition up lenty, up twenty.

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Speaker 1: And since Brook won, She's gonna choose who gets shocked

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Speaker 1: while they sing anti Hero by Taylor Swift. Who's it

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Speaker 1: gonna be?

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Speaker 4: Brooke's gonna be Jeffrey? It's me.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm the problem, Brook, It's me. Any time, everybody

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Speaker 1: out I think I.

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Speaker 3: Had to stop that.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Shat comic questions on the boll you got your phone

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Speaker 1: tap coming up in just a few minutes.