WEBVTT - Jon Gabrus Is Not Allowed to Use the Ouija Board 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:12.440 What's that at the foot of my bed. It's spooky, joky, 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:16.200 I'm really sure it's dead. It's coming this way. Wait 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:28.000 a minute, I said, I los nandaz Plice. Hey boo, 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:36.279 it's me Roz and welcome to Ghostard by Roz Hernandez. 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:43.120 Happy New Year. I sat down with John Gabriis, the 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:50.960 hilarious comedian actor. I'm just gonna warn you right off 0:00:50.960 --> 0:00:56.880 the bat, this is this conversation gets it's is sexual 0:00:56.960 --> 0:01:03.560 in nature, but holy sha is he funny. And you 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:05.840 know I do every once in a while I like 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:11.000 to represent the underrepresented voices here at Ghosted, that being 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:15.000 heterosexual men, and there's a short list of them that 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:18.479 we have on here. But when we do we get 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:21.399 some good ones. And this is a funny one, this 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:25.520 John Gabrius. So you're gonna want to stick around. But 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:27.880 if you're one of those people that's like, I love 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:35.640 listening to you with my kids. No, not this one. Okay, 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:39.360 before we get into that, I do have a story 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:42.600 i'd like to share with you. This one comes from 0:01:43.319 --> 0:01:49.560 Justin Justin Wrights. Here's the backstory to this story. My 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:55.600 grandmother was my biggest support during my tumultuous life. She 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:58.920 raised me for the first four years until my mother 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:03.400 decided to move to another state. Throughout the years, she's 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:06.280 proven time and time again that she's there for me, 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:10.000 even to this day. Last night, I was having a 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:15.040 rough time due to partner issues. I woke up and 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:18.720 was having trouble getting back to sleep, so I decided 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:22.160 to finish up a podcast I had started. I fell 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:26.760 asleep listening around three AM, and your show started to 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:30.600 auto play because it was next on my list. While 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:34.760 the episode with Detox was playing, I had the most 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:38.640 vivid dream. I was moving my car for some reason, 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:42.160 and lo and behold, my grandma comes strolling out of 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:46.080 the house. In life, she was blind and a bit frail, 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:49.639 but here she was lively and giddy to see me. 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:53.720 She got in the car and we started talking. Instantly 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:57.480 I felt better here she was showing up to be 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:01.480 my rock yet again. Weird part of the dream was 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:05.400 that since your show was playing, somehow you made it 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:09.680 with me to see my grandma. You came outside and 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:14.079 asked us what we heard on the EVP or ev police. 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:17.040 Then I woke up. There's more to it, but it 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:18.200 sounds weird writing it. 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:18.639 All out. 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:23.359 I don't recall what Grandma said, but she always seems 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:25.480 to show up when I need her, and this time 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:30.239 you happen to be there for that experience. Thank you, Ah, Justin. 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:33.000 I'm honored to be there with your grandmother and you. 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:38.280 That is such a sweet story. I'm obsessed with When 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:43.400 this has happened multiple times over the years, A few times, 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:46.480 just a few where people send me dreams that I 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:51.840 end up in. I'm obsessed. You know. I don't want 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:54.400 to open it up to people. Send me all of 0:03:54.440 --> 0:04:00.560 your dreams. If it involves me, that changes, it changes 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:05.920 things for me. So if it does involve me and 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:10.160 it's paranormal in nature, send it on over because I'm 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:14.200 I'm absolutely honored to make a cameo in your in 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:21.200 your sleep state. Thank you, Justin. Okay, let's get into 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:25.800 this conversation. I haven't left this hard in a minute. 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:31.040 Oh my god, here we go my conversation with John 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:33.800 Gabris and with the show. 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:43.120 John Gabriel, Hi, Roz, thank you for having me. Thanks 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:43.960 for doing this. 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:49.560 On January sixth, I know my favorite holidays today for 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:50.440 us over here. 0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:55.040 Yeah, we're recording advance, so maybe I'm the j Johnstone 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:58.080 of the Liberal J six and I'm getting arrested right now. 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:03.720 Wow, Yeah, that's interesting. Huh that guy went to prison. 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:09.000 Huh, I believe so. Unfortunately Jimmy Pesto and mister show 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:13.799 sketch cast member is in jail. Unfortunately for him, only 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:17.880 he shouldn't have been there. Yeah, you don't get arrested 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:19.560 if you're not there rioting. 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:27.120 That's that's a good point. I do want to know 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:32.440 what you think of aliens. Everyone keeps bringing up aliens to. 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:36.120 Me interesting, I definitely think, and not to you know, 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:40.920 immediately attack the conceit of the show. But in my mind, 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:44.960 aliens are more realistic than ghosts, which I don't know 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:47.440 if there's a competition, Okay, in my. 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:50.080 Mind alienating my audience. 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:54.920 I seem to think that it's more likely that there 0:05:55.040 --> 0:05:58.800 are aliens than ghosts. But that being said that that 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:01.719 doesn't discount I don't think that there isn't the ghosts necessarily. 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:04.839 I just think aliens is more likely, And that might 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:08.040 be just like annoying science brain of like, there's got 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:10.760 to be other species that we don't understand out there, 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:15.640 and hell, who knows, maybe ghosts are just some weird aliens. 0:06:16.040 --> 0:06:18.479 And then I think we talked about this on my 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:20.800 episode on your episode of my show too, because I'm 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:23.840 obsessed with like what the human brain is capable of, 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:27.800 and like what it could potentially what we might be 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:31.080 misinterpreting from our own brain in ways, you know what 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:34.160 I mean, like trying to explain phenomena that we experience 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:37.200 because the brain is a complex computer, and then we 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:40.520 apply it to like a haunting or an alien abduction, 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:44.360 or a past lives or regression or you know, I'm 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:47.680 communicating with the dead, like all those things are possible. 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.359 But it's hard not to discount the power of the brain. 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:52.880 Like if you do any hallucinogens, You're like, well, my 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:55.480 brain can do things that I'm not prepared for totally. 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:59.000 But that's okay, But what is the difference at that point? 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:04.760 True, I agree with all the different The one the 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:07.720 one time where I'm like, wait a minute, is when 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:11.559 it's like a hotel somebody goes to the front desk 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:14.520 and they're like, oh my god, I just have to 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:16.160 tell you in the middle of the night, and then 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:18.440 the personal looks to the front desk is like the 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:21.160 man with the beard, ye white suit. 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:23.960 That's hard. Yeah, that's hard to parse, you know what 0:07:24.000 --> 0:07:27.840 I mean? Like that is like, is there a man? 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:30.760 Is there Colonel Sanders hanging out in your room? Exactly? 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:36.200 Extra crispy, I didn't hear you. Let's go. 0:07:41.320 --> 0:07:45.800 There's a documentary I just watched on Netflix. I have 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:47.840 to look up what it was called. It's called like 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:55.880 the Manhattan UFO something, and it's like this, lady to 0:07:56.040 --> 0:08:00.680 check it out. It's you gotta watch it. It's it's 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:03.200 one of these things where luckily now they make it 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:03.960 three parts. 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:07.840 You said it seven or eight, Yeah, where it's like, dude, 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:11.040 and they're made for such dummies too, and it's like 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:14.120 like previously on and then it's like eight minutes, and 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:16.600 then at the end of the episode, they're like next 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:18.680 on and it's another eight minutes. And then you're like 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:22.040 this so much overlap. You're telling me the same details. 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:23.000 Over and over it exactly. 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.040 But a three parter is nice. I just watched the 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:27.840 three part on The Gray's Anatomy Writer who Lied, and 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:29.360 that one I forgot. 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:32.480 I stopped watching. Okay, I need to go back to that. 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:35.440 I had a last watching. Okay, Yeah, I think you 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:36.199 will too. 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:38.760 Yes, because the woman. She said that she had cancer, 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:40.800 and she also lied about a bunch of other stuff. 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:43.079 She kept lying. She kept just meeting people and stealing 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:45.440 their stories and like just adding them to her life. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:48.040 She went to like PTSD camp because she said she 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:51.440 was at the Tree of Life synagogue shooting and she wasn't. 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:57.679 PTSD camp doesn't make sense. She went to like PTSD rehab. Okay, 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:02.080 PTSD cam. Things aren't much better now. 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:08.640 So this is called the Manhattan Alien Abduction and it's 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:12.920 three parts. It could be one and a half. But 0:09:13.440 --> 0:09:16.760 it's about this woman that believes she was abducted in 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:19.439 Manhattan out of her window. 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:22.280 Oh my god, it never happens to Manhattan nights, I know, 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:25.600 because it is always like the stereotype or the pattern 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:27.720 is like country bumpkin like ra. 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:30.520 Where no one else can see it. Yeah, but this 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:34.360 there's all these people that came out claiming that they 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:39.280 also saw her, like floating out of her window. WHOA, 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:41.959 which would be so creepy if all of a sudden 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:44.079 you just see this lady just like floating out of 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:46.040 your window in the middle of the night, like. 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:48.080 When Luke Perry did it to Buffy and the Buffy 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:48.559 in the movie. 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:52.520 Uh, you know, I'm not a Buffy person. 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:55.120 Oh, I mean, I don't think, don't know, right, Yeah, 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:57.960 it feels wrong, it feels but you're not missing much. 0:09:58.000 --> 0:09:59.520 The movie is a lot of fun. The show is 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:02.640 really good too. But yeah, yeah, I'm not going to 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:05.880 sit here, and I just it's distinct in my head 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:08.880 of Luke Perry floating outside the window, you know, rip 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:09.720 to a real one. 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:11.480 Yeah, gorgeous, although I. 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:13.000 Was a Brian Austin green guy. If we're going to 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:14.040 get into it. 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:18.280 Let's not fight. Let's but let's give people so far, 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:23.440 your watch list is old clips of January sixth. 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:27.439 Yes, gotta just go to my YouTube page. I cut 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:31.560 together some sizzle reels of of guys with fucking chin 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:34.920 beards beating cops with a flagpole. It's it's the light, 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:38.440 gorgeous Democracy Alive on camera. 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:43.720 And also the Manhattan Alien Abduction, the Anatomy of a Lie, 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:49.920 Anatomy of a Lie, and the Buffy movie. Correct Now, 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:55.920 I agree that aliens are easier to wrap my head around, 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:59.240 or seem more logical. 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:03.200 Right, a little more explainable, a little more scientifically explainable. 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:04.840 See, but we don't like science here. 0:11:05.160 --> 0:11:11.440 Oh, Okay, one of these don't do that all right. Creationism, Yeah, 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:14.920 we believe God made dinosaurs, aliens, and humans all on 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:15.800 the same day. 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:20.600 Same day. Yes, and that's what we teach at my church. 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:22.440 And I would like you to join. 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:25.559 I am on board. I was an atheist till I 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:27.960 found out you had a church. Now I am on board. 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:31.199 How do you feel about cults, because I do feel 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:34.920 very vulnerable to I'm just waiting. 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:39.240 You know, I am one. I would say, I would 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:41.520 like to think I could sniff out that I was 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:44.920 being like, but I'm also the guy who like dedicated 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:48.640 his life to improv for twenty years, so like little cults. 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:52.760 I mean it's also people got like laid because of cults, 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:54.960 you know, like there is an afrail to cults. I 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:56.920 don't understand why I spent so much money and so 0:11:57.000 --> 0:12:00.240 much time performing for improv. So if I'm capable full 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:03.000 of that, or I also did CrossFit for a while, 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.280 I get caught up in fast Okay, So I think 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:07.400 a cult could easily grab me, especially if all of 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:10.160 a sudden, it's like, you know, busty women are like, yes, 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:13.160 you're you know, once you're initie, I'm like you got it, lady, 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:14.120 I'm on board. 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:17.760 Okay, this is good for me to know because I 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:19.200 might start when. 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:22.920 Again I'll be a rosinite from the day once. 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:31.640 Okay, So let's go to ghosts though, please. So ghosts 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:35.040 are and we talk about all this stuff on this podcast. 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:39.880 We don't shy away from the moth Man, we don't. 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:43.720 We get into all of it, and we do. 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:47.400 We believe in cryptozoology here. Yes, I'm a fan. I 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:50.959 think that's I think that's a worthwhile study. 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:53.439 Talk to me about crypto zoology. 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:56.160 That's like the study of cryptids, like you know, the 0:12:56.720 --> 0:13:01.040 magical monsters, the Bigfoot, the lock Ness, moth Man and 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:04.200 all that stuff, and that that feels again like something 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:08.960 that's possibly explainable via science or it's completely possible that 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:11.920 there is like a Bigfoot esque individual that lives or 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:14.240 a group of them that lives somewhere in the United 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:16.720 States and we just don't catch them all the time. 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:20.680 See. But that's always the thing. It's like, okay, but 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:21.960 where is it? 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:26.079 Right? Is it in an alien And I know I've 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:28.320 been I've got went down a rabbit hole of people 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:31.880 who were talking about Bigfoot and dog men sightings, dogmen 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:35.440 is a man, and so I've been I listened to 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:37.720 a lot of first hand accounts of these people, and 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:41.199 they start to talk a little bit about like portals 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:45.680 and like dimension doors and like these are interdimensional creatures 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:47.800 and shit. So it starts to lose me. I mean, 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:49.640 I'm on board for the sci fi of it all, 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:51.600 but it starts to lose me as like, you know, 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:53.360 I like to think that there's like a cave where 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:55.920 it's like I'm just a weird mutation of a beast 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:58.679 that can talk and has hairy nipples and I live 0:13:58.760 --> 0:13:59.320 do it, you know. 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:04.440 But see that's the only way, as crazy as the South, 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:08.120 that is the only way for me to believe it 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:12.840 is if it is like an alien or something that 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:14.000 could discipline. 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:17.400 More likely than in like an undiscovered species of like oh, 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:19.720 yeah you've heard of the grizzly bear, but did you 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:20.920 know about Bigfoot? 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:22.920 Or so I always think about like these people that 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:25.520 dedicate their life to trying to fight Bigfoot. So what 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:29.080 if one day they just like found him? 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:32.080 Yeah, that's what you do the fact that no one 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.880 has makes it seem like we're doing something wrong, you 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:35.360 know what I mean. 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:39.320 Like, but if you did find him, You're like, oh hey, 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:44.040 and then Bigfoot's like hey, like who are you? And 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:48.200 then just like oh, my name's like Stephen or whatever. 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:51.640 And then and then you're like the Bigfoot's like how 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:54.520 much do you know about me? And then and then 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:57.320 Stephen has to be like not like they want to. 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:59.600 Act cool, like well, I mean like we've I've heard 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:02.720 of you. I'm not like I'm not I'm not hosting 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:04.160 a TV show called Finding big Foot. 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:07.600 And then they become friends and then Bigfoot realizes, oh 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:10.440 my god, this person is obsessed with me. This person 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:14.960 has footprints of me, and that are you know, carved 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:15.400 out of. 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:18.040 This person just wants to measure my big foot hug 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:21.800 so bad. Yes, Like that's the crazy thing is that, 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:26.600 like we have not seen the petrified Bigfoot cockyin You 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:29.800 would think there should be more evidence of the you know, 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:33.880 but I live like by that Nature will continue to 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:38.120 surprise us like itself. Now. I understand that Bigfoot or 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:41.920 these scriptives could be interdimensional beings or even uh you know, 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:47.120 mass hallucinations or some version of aliens or paranormal kind 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:49.640 of situation, but part of me also just wants to 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:52.200 believe that Mother Nature is capable of some stuff that 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:55.840 we don't fully understand. Yes, yes, like that bottom of 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:56.320 the ocean. 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:58.240 Shit, like what's going on down there? 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:01.080 God only knows. I'm so sessed with the detail that 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:05.160 someone said the ocean is as undiscovered as outer space. 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:07.920 Yes, and that is what is the percent? How much 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:10.600 of the ocean do we know? It's so shocked, it's. 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:13.480 So and then there's like full on like you know, 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:15.800 the Mariana Trench or whatever it's called, and there's just 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:17.920 like super deep parts of the ocean that we have 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:19.920 no idea what's going on down there? 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:27.160 And show Marianna Trench with her Mariana Trench coming to 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:36.840 the stage. She is undiscovered. Honey, wait ocean ocean percentage 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:40.520 that we have discovered. 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:43.080 Please read out your search bar for it. I have to. 0:16:45.400 --> 0:16:48.320 Because i've I've I've recently heard this. 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:50.320 Yeah, it's like one percent or something. 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:54.560 It says a mere five percent of the global ocean 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:58.720 has been explored and less than ten percent mapped using 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:03.720 modern own art technology. And that's from science dot HowStuffWorks 0:17:03.760 --> 0:17:04.560 dot com. 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:08.320 That is ninety percent of the ocean is undiscovered. That 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:11.200 is terrifying, absolutely terrifying. 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:13.920 But since I really care about my listeners. I am 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:17.000 going on a gay cruise next week, and I will 0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:19.400 I'll go down there and I'll figure it out. 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:22.480 Roz, what are you doing? You just like casually put 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:24.520 on like cute snorkel mask and dive off. 0:17:24.640 --> 0:17:26.680 You guys, they only know five percent? 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:29.200 Wait, I think this is like the six percent here, 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:30.440 I know, let's dive off. 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:32.960 All of a sudden, I come back up and I'm like, 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:39.159 we now know seven percent, holding up some weird crab 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:46.879 that no one never saw before. Cash, Well, I still 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:48.320 need to talk to you about ghosts. 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:51.600 Yeah, please, have you seen one? I don't think so. 0:17:52.680 --> 0:17:56.639 I have not ever seen a ghost. I've experienced like 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:59.199 a recurring dream from when I was a kid that 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:01.879 is still kind of stuck with me of an older 0:18:01.920 --> 0:18:04.400 black woman with a head wrap who kind of looked 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:06.760 at me through windows all the time when I was sleeping, 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:10.000 and I would have like that, like I'm stuck on 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:12.320 the bed, I can't and she's looking at me, and 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:15.280 she would like just and it stopped when I moved 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:18.440 houses as a kid. I moved when I was like thirteen, 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:23.520 So I think there was some attachment to a like 0:18:24.520 --> 0:18:29.399 a restless soul or a you know, some somebody, somebody 0:18:30.160 --> 0:18:32.600 that I used to know was living in that in 0:18:32.640 --> 0:18:35.320 that house, I think, and I think that might be 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:38.000 my closest thing to a girl. And I am believe me, 0:18:38.040 --> 0:18:40.560 I am open minded to go. So you know, I'm 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:42.639 trying to I'm trying to find them. I'm listening. I 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:45.840 don't go to a lot of haunted hotels and stuff, 0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:48.760 because that might be I might psych myself up too much. 0:18:48.800 --> 0:18:50.040 I know that's like your. 0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:52.960 Forte don't get in my No. 0:18:53.160 --> 0:18:59.520 I objectively cannot say exactly please to me. And four 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:04.959 LGB we need one straight guy. 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:10.440 Yeah, that that is interesting. So only when you were 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:13.320 living in this house, you would have a dream that 0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:16.560 this woman was outside of your bedroom window. 0:19:16.680 --> 0:19:20.000 Yeah, And or randomly there'd be like a porthole in 0:19:20.040 --> 0:19:22.920 the door and it wasn't like not a real thing 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:25.280 that existed, like a hole in like a window in 0:19:25.320 --> 0:19:27.040 my door, and she would be like looking through it. 0:19:27.359 --> 0:19:29.400 And I remember specifically she would like, I keep doing 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:32.000 this head gesture because she would like kind of slowly 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:34.280 spin around a little, but I could only really see 0:19:34.320 --> 0:19:36.520 her head and it was like it was she had 0:19:36.560 --> 0:19:38.520 like a head wrap on or you know, like I 0:19:38.560 --> 0:19:40.040 think I would have called it a turban when I 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:41.480 was a kid, and now I would just use the 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:44.080 term head rap because it didn't have like that specific pattern. 0:19:44.359 --> 0:19:46.240 Are you trying to pitch a sitcom? 0:19:46.280 --> 0:19:53.280 You and this lady? Me and Mama ghost? I mean, 0:19:53.320 --> 0:19:56.119 like I'm always trying to pitch a sitcom? You hear that? 0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:01.480 Get at me? Uh, I can't even think SIcom creators. Now, 0:20:02.280 --> 0:20:03.600 Bill Lawrence. 0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:09.199 There you go, Okay, well we will we will accept 0:20:09.240 --> 0:20:10.240 it as a ghost story. 0:20:10.359 --> 0:20:11.359 Oh much appreciation. 0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:14.000 This is my new gabble that was just said to 0:20:14.040 --> 0:20:17.399 me by a listener, and I have it so that 0:20:17.480 --> 0:20:19.479 I can determine that is a ghost. 0:20:20.000 --> 0:20:22.439 Yeah, I mean I believe, I believe it might be. 0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:26.480 You know, I have friends that I've encountered dead relatives. 0:20:26.920 --> 0:20:28.919 They believe in all that stuff, and I have I 0:20:29.000 --> 0:20:33.520 have not experienced that. Ever. I might be like too 0:20:33.760 --> 0:20:37.000 spectro me or too like logical for like for me 0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:40.439 to just explain everything away to even myself, But I 0:20:40.520 --> 0:20:43.359 try to like keep my mind open to the potential 0:20:43.440 --> 0:20:44.360 for something like that. 0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:47.840 Have you had sleep prolysis since No. 0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:50.080 Not really, I don't really have. I have some bad 0:20:50.160 --> 0:20:52.719 dreams every once in a while, but like sleep is 0:20:52.720 --> 0:20:56.040 something that I'm like fucking awesome at these days. Yeah, yeah, 0:20:56.080 --> 0:20:56.959 I'm so good at it. 0:20:57.040 --> 0:20:58.919 I just fell asleep in an airport and I was 0:20:59.000 --> 0:21:00.000 so proud of myself. 0:21:00.040 --> 0:21:01.760 Oh that's a dream that's powerful. 0:21:01.840 --> 0:21:03.240 Like in the airport. 0:21:04.000 --> 0:21:06.320 I'm also good at staying awake too, which is like 0:21:07.280 --> 0:21:09.520 I got it. I'm very proud of myself with that. 0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:10.400 Yeah. 0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:12.480 Now I'm not just at the age where I'm just 0:21:12.600 --> 0:21:14.760 always tired enough to be like, Okay, I can go 0:21:14.760 --> 0:21:17.600 to bed right now. It's like today was hard. I 0:21:17.640 --> 0:21:20.160 had to drive to Burnbank talk to Roz and then 0:21:20.160 --> 0:21:22.080 I drove home. Now I need to go to bed 0:21:23.080 --> 0:21:23.680 hard day. 0:21:24.240 --> 0:21:25.760 Are you superstitious? 0:21:26.840 --> 0:21:30.920 No, not not really. I will play the games of 0:21:31.040 --> 0:21:34.040 like oh one headlight, tap the thing or whatever. You know, 0:21:34.440 --> 0:21:37.160 I'll do stuff like that. I won't walk under ladders, 0:21:37.280 --> 0:21:38.239 I won't. You know. 0:21:38.640 --> 0:21:39.639 That's superstitious. 0:21:39.720 --> 0:21:42.920 Yeah. And that's one of those things too where it's 0:21:42.960 --> 0:21:44.879 like I don't believe per se, but I might as 0:21:44.920 --> 0:21:47.600 well play the game. Like I don't believe in church, 0:21:48.000 --> 0:21:50.080 but if I go with my mom, I'll go get 0:21:50.320 --> 0:21:52.080 the body of Christ, you know what I mean, Like 0:21:52.119 --> 0:22:02.080 make yeah, I'm starving. It should be beef jerky. Like, 0:22:02.160 --> 0:22:03.800 if it's based on the fact that it's the body 0:22:03.800 --> 0:22:05.760 of Christ, it should be beef jerky. It should be 0:22:05.800 --> 0:22:06.520 higher protein. 0:22:07.080 --> 0:22:09.719 You know, we've had a lot of conversations about the 0:22:09.760 --> 0:22:12.879 body of Christ on this podcast. I want to know 0:22:12.920 --> 0:22:14.320 what part of Jesus it is. 0:22:14.920 --> 0:22:17.840 That's a great question. I believe they'll tell you that 0:22:18.080 --> 0:22:22.800 via consecration. It is just bread being infused with the 0:22:22.840 --> 0:22:26.240 spirit of Christ, much like you know. But I don't 0:22:26.240 --> 0:22:30.840 believe in that tabernac glass bullshit shots fired. I was 0:22:30.920 --> 0:22:33.000 raised Catholic, so I'm informed. 0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:36.560