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Speaker 1: a minute, I said, I los nandaz Plice. Hey boo,

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Speaker 1: it's me Roz and welcome to Ghostard by Roz Hernandez.

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Speaker 1: Happy New Year. I sat down with John Gabriis, the

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Speaker 1: hilarious comedian actor. I'm just gonna warn you right off

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Speaker 1: the bat, this is this conversation gets it's is sexual

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Speaker 1: in nature, but holy sha is he funny. And you

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Speaker 1: know I do every once in a while I like

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Speaker 1: to represent the underrepresented voices here at Ghosted, that being

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Speaker 1: heterosexual men, and there's a short list of them that

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Speaker 1: we have on here. But when we do we get

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Speaker 1: some good ones. And this is a funny one, this

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Speaker 1: John Gabrius. So you're gonna want to stick around. But

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Speaker 1: if you're one of those people that's like, I love

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Speaker 1: listening to you with my kids. No, not this one. Okay,

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Speaker 1: before we get into that, I do have a story

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Speaker 1: Justin Justin Wrights. Here's the backstory to this story. My

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Speaker 1: grandmother was my biggest support during my tumultuous life. She

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Speaker 1: proven time and time again that she's there for me,

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Speaker 1: even to this day. Last night, I was having a

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Speaker 1: auto play because it was next on my list. While

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Speaker 1: She got in the car and we started talking. Instantly

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Speaker 1: asked us what we heard on the EVP or ev police.

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Speaker 1: Then I woke up. There's more to it, but it

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Speaker 1: I don't recall what Grandma said, but she always seems

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Speaker 1: you happen to be there for that experience. Thank you, Ah, Justin.

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Speaker 1: I'm honored to be there with your grandmother and you.

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Speaker 1: That is such a sweet story. I'm obsessed with When

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Speaker 1: this has happened multiple times over the years, A few times,

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Speaker 1: I'm absolutely honored to make a cameo in your in

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Speaker 2: John Gabriel, Hi, Roz, thank you for having me. Thanks

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Speaker 2: for doing this.

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Speaker 1: On January sixth, I know my favorite holidays today for

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Speaker 2: Is there Colonel Sanders hanging out in your room? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: Yes, because the woman. She said that she had cancer,

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Speaker 1: Let's not fight. Let's but let's give people so far,

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Speaker 2: Yes, gotta just go to my YouTube page. I cut

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Speaker 2: together some sizzle reels of of guys with fucking chin

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Speaker 1: And also the Manhattan Alien Abduction, the Anatomy of a Lie,

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Speaker 1: Anatomy of a Lie, and the Buffy movie. Correct Now,

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Speaker 1: I agree that aliens are easier to wrap my head around,

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Speaker 2: Oh, Okay, one of these don't do that all right. Creationism, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Same day. Yes, and that's what we teach at my church.

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Speaker 2: Again I'll be a rosinite from the day once.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So let's go to ghosts though, please. So ghosts

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Speaker 1: We don't shy away from the moth Man, we don't.

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Speaker 1: We get into all of it, and we do.

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Speaker 2: That is ninety percent of the ocean is undiscovered. That

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Speaker 2: there's a man in the sky who has the power

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00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:33,400
Speaker 2: to choose where you spend eternity. Like it's easy. It's

438
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 2: like it's a step further to get.

439
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 1: To ghosts, right right, right, where do.

440
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,199
Speaker 2: You stand on? And I know you've worked with some

441
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 2: of the past, but I'm just curious, like I've never

442
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:44,679
Speaker 2: worked with a medium or someone who communicates with the

443
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 2: dead or you know, like, have you ever encountered anyone

444
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 2: like that?

445
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: And do you believe My overall belief on everything is

446
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: I think anything is possible. I think when money is involved,

447
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 1: like with haunted eBay dolls or psychics or yes, give

448
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: me money and I'll get the ghost out of your house.

449
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 2: Give me money and I'll tell you that your dead

450
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 2: husband still loves you and all that shit.

451
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he does.

452
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, it gets it seems to be a little predatory.

453
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 2: It can it can get predator, much like anything anybody

454
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 2: religion believe. And you know, religion starts out as this

455
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 2: beautiful thing to take care of each other in the community,

456
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden, money gets involved in

457
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,719
Speaker 2: you have a pastor who has like a PJ and

458
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 2: he's like got full sleeve tattoos, and it's talking.

459
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 1: About anytime it's a documentary or anything about these these

460
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 1: pastors that are like this water is a very special

461
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,719
Speaker 1: magic water and it takes away diseases.

462
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 2: So anyone who yeah, anyone who's selling like snake oil,

463
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 2: like for real, Like literally the Bible has stories about

464
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 2: how what they're doing is evil like and then they're like, yeah, hey,

465
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,679
Speaker 2: we're pitching Christianity here, but I'm literally doing stuff that

466
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 2: the bad guys in the Bible were doing.

467
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:58,959
Speaker 1: Don't get me started.

468
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 2: I'm like Jesus where we can flip the tables and

469
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,399
Speaker 2: the money changers. Keep that in mind.

470
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: Oh oh, But to answer your question about psychics, I

471
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: definitely believe that it's possible. My listeners are probably sick

472
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: of hearing me say this, but I'm very proud of

473
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: this analogy. I compare psychic abilities to sense of humor.

474
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: I think that everyone's got a vers even just a

475
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: little bit, but some people can make a living at it.

476
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,120
Speaker 1: Some people it's just like, oh, they said a funny thing.

477
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 1: Sometimes yeah, whatever.

478
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 2: But someone can have like they have light psychic ability,

479
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 2: but they're a manager at Walmart. They don't have to,

480
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 2: like they are super hysterically funny and they are an

481
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 2: English teacher, you know, right, right.

482
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:50,880
Speaker 1: But I also think when you start doing, like when

483
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, I'm going to be a comedian or

484
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a psychic, like, you definitely can bomb.

485
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,399
Speaker 1: You definitely can have better days than other days. Sometimes

486
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: you're just tapped in right. Sometimes you're working with someone

487
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: that you have better chemistry with. So I just think that,

488
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 1: like that's how it is with psychics. I try to

489
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: give them the benefit of the doubt that like the

490
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: ones that really can do, because I've seen people do

491
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,120
Speaker 1: incredible things as a psychic, Like I've been there when

492
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,919
Speaker 1: they've done the like going up to a stranger in

493
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: a deli and be like, hey, I got a message,

494
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: and then it's.

495
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 2: Just like that's fucking wild. Yeah see I've seen that.

496
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 1: But then I'm like, do that to me, and then

497
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:30,360
Speaker 1: they're like.

498
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 2: Right, and then you can't get that first hand. Ex,

499
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 2: yeah you said something in there. You just like, I

500
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 2: think anything is possible, and I think I think that

501
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 2: would be where I'm coming from too. I believe that

502
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 2: people have psychic powers because again that goes back to

503
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 2: my original thesis of like, we're not positive what the

504
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 2: brain is capable of, you know, right, and that would

505
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 2: be that exactly?

506
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: Or is it beyond the brain?

507
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 2: Welcome back to beyond the brain?

508
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 1: Can I show you a haunted doll? Of it's time

509
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: for the dolls are living? You just gone to the

510
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 1: desk and full you know, I could. I recently got

511
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 1: one in my possession, but that doll is not here.

512
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: It is locked away in a box.

513
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 2: But you have you own an or possess a.

514
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: Hounted possess a doll that is possessed.

515
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 2: So that's see. I don't know if I fully believe it,

516
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 2: but I definitely would not spit into the wind with

517
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 2: being like, well, fill my house with haunted dolls and

518
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 2: I'll believe It's a vibe.

519
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: It's always been my theory or whatever is like, I

520
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: don't necessarily believe in it, but I'm not taking my chances.

521
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 2: Same same, I feel that you know.

522
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: What, jeeha, I just realized I think I have a

523
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: better one. Can I just real quick said, is that

524
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: really gonna mess you up? No mess me up?

525
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 3: Just email it to me. It's just gonna take a minute.

526
00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 3: You'll just have to stand back.

527
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,719
Speaker 2: It won't mess up, but it will take a minute.

528
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: So we're cutting. All is pissed and I want to

529
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: give you my notes. You have to keep this in

530
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: my god, so, oh my god, anyone listening. Jiha just

531
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: did that thing where she takes like a finger and

532
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: goes across the throat. Listen to her.

533
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 2: Boys.

534
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 1: It's insane how she can sound nice, but she's really I.

535
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 2: Can't even read what she but she has a piece

536
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 2: of paper that says, shut the fuck up and move on.

537
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 2: She's holding it up, but she's okay.

538
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: You know what, before we do this to Jiha, I

539
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 1: want to ask you what you would prefer. Would you

540
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: prefer a gay man trapped in a doll or a

541
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: gorilla toy that is a sex demon?

542
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 2: Ay? Wait? What am I choosing for it? One of them?

543
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 2: I get to lead, No, no, just for us to

544
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 2: talk about. They both sound amazing. But I think you

545
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 2: had me a gorilla sex demon. Okay, well, which I

546
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 2: think is the name of my first.

547
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: That Giha's gonna be pissed off because now I have

548
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: to send this to Giha.

549
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,479
Speaker 3: I'll just look it up on eBay.

550
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: I had the gay man trapped in the thing. But

551
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: I had a feeling, because I'm a little psychic, that

552
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: you wanted the gorilla.

553
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 3: I can't believe what I just typed into this search bar.

554
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here now on a watch list for sure

555
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 2: haunted doll active demon.

556
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: Whoa, it says haunted doll active demon sexual suck ubus

557
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: shape shifter item, gorilla booty cheeks.

558
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 2: And it looks just like a toy with someone put

559
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 2: red ink around the gorilla's eyes.

560
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's definitely red just smeared over a regular old gorilla.

561
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 2: That is very unscary. I will say, well, just wait

562
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 2: till you read it.

563
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: So these all come with bios. This one is currently

564
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: going for forty three dollars and ninety nine cents.

565
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 2: Not bad.

566
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: This is one of the ones. You know. I'm on

567
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: to some of these sellers because there's a lot of

568
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: people that sell like this is their job. They sell.

569
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 2: They just buy dolls at thrift stores. Let me write,

570
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 2: let me write a backstory. I've been working on this

571
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 2: gorilla sex demon idea. It's like, oh, okay, yeah, well

572
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 2: we got a gorilla toy. Let's slap some red paint

573
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 2: on its eyes and watches two comedians in Los Angeles

574
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 2: talk about it.

575
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: So that's why I am on to some of these

576
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: people where I'm like, you just want to be featured

577
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: on this show because these bios are too good.

578
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 2: Well, it's also like, okay, so you have seven different

579
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 2: dolls for sale on your like you live in a

580
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 2: house with seven haunted dolls waiting to try to sell them.

581
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: But you know some people, Okay, I'll give you an example.

582
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: My friends Greg and Dana Newkirk shout out. They run

583
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: a haunted museum and it just haunted items and a

584
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: lot of what they have, people send it to them

585
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: because they know they're the people.

586
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 2: Right, that makes sense.

587
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: So it's like, I'll give these people the benefit of

588
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: the doubt.

589
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 2: Now, are you trying to pitch me a sitcom? Because

590
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 2: I think Haunted Museum couple is a sile.

591
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is, so like I could see maybe it's like, oh, yeah,

592
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 1: you know Janie, she loves selling those haunted dolls. Here's

593
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: a great one for her. This one is haunted by

594
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: a sex demon and a gorilla.

595
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 2: That's kind of like, you know, in like when you

596
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 2: meet someone and learn some like for example, when I've

597
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 2: been with my wife now for like twenty ish years.

598
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: And are you serious?

599
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's twenty two at this point. Uh.

600
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 2: And my mom she used to be into owls in

601
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 2: like the mid Auts, and my mom would buy her

602
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 2: like an owl. But now twenty years later, my mom's

603
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 2: still like, Tiffany, you like owl stuff, right, And it's

604
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,719
Speaker 2: like she's like seeking out owl shit, and we're like,

605
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 2: we don't even have like places for all these fucking owls,

606
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 2: and so it's become like this kind of joke. And

607
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 2: then it's all a sudden you're like, oh, the New

608
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 2: Kirks they love haunted dolls, and they're like, Okay, we

609
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: actually are full of awe.

610
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: Because that's the thing. You get the doll, but then

611
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: you also get what's on the inside.

612
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it could be a gay man or a

613
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 2: sex demon.

614
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: So let me read you about this one please. This

615
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: one's name is Salaysia. It says me, Salaysia. She is

616
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: something special. She's exciting, big, strong and dirty.

617
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 2: Why am I hard right now?

618
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: A beautiful vessel from the underworld ready to serve you

619
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: and possess you. And if we can get some like

620
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: uh like kind of like bou Chicka wow, wow music

621
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 1: under this that would be great. Thank you. Salaysia is

622
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: so sexy, clever, and so damn naughty. She loves to

623
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: laugh and cheer. Oh my god, I cannot keep reading this.

624
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 1: This is this is worse than I thought it was.

625
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: She loves to laugh and cheer. I'm omitting part of

626
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: this when you play with her fat gorilla booty cheeks.

627
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: She loves all positions, especially doggy style. This is insane.

628
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 2: Trying to convey to an ape what doggy style is

629
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 2: is like, you're already doing ape style. Do you need

630
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 2: to make it doggy as well? That complicated?

631
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 1: It's too many specieses. This is on the next season

632
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: a Chimp Crazy.

633
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I was just about to say, speaking

634
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 2: of like documentaries that are one hour or too long.

635
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 2: Although I was upset at that list, put it all there.

636
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 2: I love it.

637
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta get wet. Can you reach out to

638
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: the lady from Chimp Crazy?

639
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 2: Tanya Headdacks. I feel like you do would get along

640
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 2: so well. I don't hope will take offense, but I

641
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 2: think no, I agree, you would get a lot.

642
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: Weir absolutely now it don't actually do that, geha, I

643
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 1: actually don't want the competition, so anyway, but here's.

644
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 2: What you play with the dolls booty cheeks, and then

645
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 2: Salasia gets all fucking worked up.

646
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: I think usually how this goes.

647
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 2: Usually usually with gorilla sex demons.

648
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: And I am an expert on this. There is a

649
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: spirit inside now. It says here she will change into

650
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:45,760
Speaker 1: a gorgeous female with long black hair, big beautiful breasts

651
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: and eyes and red lips. Be careful and do not

652
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: let her consume you, for you are its master. When

653
00:35:55,400 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: she changes into this animalistic female, she needs to be

654
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: shown some sort of control. This is insane.

655
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,760
Speaker 2: I buy a gorilla doll, I rub its butt cheeks,

656
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,839
Speaker 2: it turns into a giant, statuesque brunette, and then I'm

657
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 2: not supposed to let it consume me. Rip Gaberis. I

658
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 2: am toast like Seleasia, I'm yours baby. Look at those

659
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 2: booty cheeks. I wouldn't even think of a gorilla as

660
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 2: having cheeks. Really, Oh that is That was one of

661
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 2: the big takeaways. That was one of the big takeaways

662
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 2: from Chimp Crazy is that some of these chimps asses

663
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 2: are horrifying to look at.

664
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, I do recall that.

665
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 2: A friend of mine said after watching Chimp Crazy, He's like,

666
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 2: that's when I knew Trump could win the presidency because

667
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 2: it's like I live in a bubble. America is different

668
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:45,919
Speaker 2: than I thought.

669
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: It's very different, and it's kind.

670
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 2: Of eye opening. When you watch it, you're like, Okay, yeah, no,

671
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 2: this this is a different country than I thought.

672
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 1: We lived in absolutely And that's the thing about this

673
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: haunted doll world. You know, I tried to expose the

674
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 1: world to this underworld, but there's a lot of these.

675
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,919
Speaker 1: I mean, there's monkey trade in this country I didn't

676
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 1: know about.

677
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 2: And now we're finding the Venn diagram smashed together in Salasia,

678
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 2: the possessed sex demon inside of a gorilla toy. This

679
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 2: looks like a fucking McDonald's happy Meal toy. Then you're like,

680
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 2: you take it home and you're like, hey, I picked

681
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 2: this up for you, son. Hey how come you keep

682
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 2: taking that gorilla doll into the shower with you? My

683
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 2: gorilla doll?

684
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: It's you know, I don't feel comfortable reading all of this,

685
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: but I think that people.

686
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 2: Get to touch nasty. This might be a perfect thing

687
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 2: to throw in the show notes and then people can like,

688
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, yeah, I follow up on my own.

689
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 1: I'm not sure by the time, you know, I assume

690
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: somebody's gonna snatch this right up, so it might not

691
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: still be up.

692
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 2: I'm on my phone buying it right now. I will

693
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 2: get this before January sixth, where anyone else hears about

694
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 2: this shit. I need Sleasia in my life. Life. Yeah,

695
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 2: please turn into please don't just be a gorilla. Just

696
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 2: my luck. A gorilla rips my cock off, I'm gonna

697
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,280
Speaker 2: throw your turning into a lady. I am a female gorilla. Bitch.

698
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:17,720
Speaker 1: Oh no, I will say. The word sperm is used.

699
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 2: Shit, one of the hottest words.

700
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: This insane. As I'm looking at this.

701
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 2: This is already an insane conceit on step one, and

702
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 2: then they still managed to surprise you.

703
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: I need to put a hat on a hat, but

704
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 1: they did.

705
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 2: I did not need to put a sperm in a Salasia.

706
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: There's sperm, there's I'm sorry, I'm just quoting piss drinking there's.

707
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 2: Okay, you're losing me a little here, Soleasia. This might

708
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 2: be a I'm not that in look a sex demon

709
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 2: killing me during a consensual Yeah, that one, but I'm

710
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 2: not about that. Wait, am I drinking?

711
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 1: Her?

712
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 2: Pis or is she's drinking mine. You know what? Keep reading?

713
00:38:58,760 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 2: I need to know now.

714
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 1: It would be yours.

715
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Yes, that's got a little she likes. I'm

716
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: old school, I'm a little I'm a little bit of

717
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 2: a traditionalist. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck a gorilla doll come

718
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 2: to life as a sex team. And I don't think

719
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 2: I need to be drinking piss or having her drink

720
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 2: my piss exactly, Yes, a definition of a hat on hat.

721
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, isn't this enough? Lady? Isn't this enough? Celicia?

722
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 2: Now you also need my piss? I mean.

723
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 1: That's why that she got the name Salatia.

724
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 2: She's insolatiable.

725
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: You're killing me. So it says you pet her and

726
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: spank her fat ass, And it's a with two dollars size.

727
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 2: If you say fat ass in reference to a gorilla,

728
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 2: you're already weird. If you say in reference to a toy,

729
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 2: that is crazy.

730
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: But this is it's not crazy because it's not They're

731
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 1: not talking about slapping the ass of a toy, because

732
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: that would be insane. But that's talking about slapping the

733
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,399
Speaker 1: ass of a demon that comes out of the toy.

734
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So Salata is stacked with cheeks, got it.

735
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 2: Her cheek game is strong, exactly.

736
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 1: This isn't weird.

737
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 2: Okay, you're right, I apologize. I'm not here to yuck

738
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 2: anyone's young.

739
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: She also has a sexy cheer outfit.

740
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 2: This is just some old pervert who's like, uh yes,

741
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 2: sperm drinking, piss yeah, cheerleader outfit. It's like it's starting

742
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 2: to be like nineties porn category. It's like, and Selasia

743
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 2: is also a sexy nurse and you and she's your

744
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 2: step mom exactly, she's your stepsister, and she has to

745
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 2: sleep in your bed tonight, and she forgot her underwear,

746
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 2: and she's thirsty, and all she has is a glass

747
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 2: of your piss.

748
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,839
Speaker 1: It says, light a white candle, burn incense, and give

749
00:40:56,880 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 1: a small present to welcome her into your home. And

750
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: then it says at the very end, this vessel is uncleansed.

751
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 2: I'd say, yeah, waivers, you're not fucking a sex teaming upstairs,

752
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 2: are you? Jesus Christ? In reeks of incense and pissed

753
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 2: down here?

754
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: I must just a bit take.

755
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 2: This is such a weird place to be in because

756
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:24,840
Speaker 2: it's like, I'm just horny enough and just heterosexuality is

757
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 2: a cage, and I'm just I'm just enough to be like,

758
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 2: what does salisia look like?

759
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: Wow? For forty ninety nine cents.

760
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,240
Speaker 2: And the cost of a white candle and incense.

761
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: You gotta include that. Sorry, doesn't come.

762
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 2: With handling candle incense.

763
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 1: She doesn't come with that stuff.

764
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 2: And you know you don't get the full salatia kit

765
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 2: in the mail.

766
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: No, no, you gotta get it all separate. But it

767
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: always says with these eBay requires that I add the

768
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: policy on purchasing paranormal and metaphysical objects. It forbids the

769
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: sale of intangible objects like spirits, entities, luck, magic. Therefore,

770
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: I am only selling this as a doll.

771
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 2: Imagine like the when the old people who invented eBay

772
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 2: back in like the late night you know, mid odds

773
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 2: were like, yeah, so people could sell stuff that they

774
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 2: had and maybe it's collectibles. And it's like, hey, boss,

775
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 2: what do we want to do about like spirits and

776
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 2: entities and stuff where we gonna allow people to sell

777
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 2: intangible objects? And it's like, I don't know, that seems

778
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 2: like a litigious kind of category. Let's just say no spirits,

779
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 2: no intangibles. And like someone's like when when will this

780
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 2: come in handy boom here we are dealing with it.

781
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 1: What they were probably like, No, we're not gonna put

782
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 1: that because that's in set.

783
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 2: We're not putting that. And then all of a sudden

784
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 2: they had to because someone's like, I'd like to return

785
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 2: my guerrilla doll and never turned into a sucubus who

786
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 2: drained me of piss, and.

787
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: Come, yeah, I would be pretty pissed off if that's

788
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: what happened.

789
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 2: Wait all I can think about right now, Roz, And

790
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 2: please don't take this the wrong ways. You need to

791
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 2: sell haunted dolls off yourself to your listeners.

792
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 1: I think about this all the time.

793
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 2: I'm not saying I'm not saying that because of all

794
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 2: the sperm and and all that, all the sex stuff.

795
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that for that reason. I'm saying your

796
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 2: your listeners should be purchasing a haunted ros doll for

797
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 2: their house and you just put some like a little

798
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 2: pre recorded voice stuff in there and shit and like

799
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 2: you know, just startle like have it play at random

800
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 2: times motion detected.

801
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: Don't I should just go to build a bear workshop

802
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: and just record the little messages, yes, and then just

803
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 1: sell them that way, is that still a thing?

804
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 2: Build a Best it's gotta be if American Girls still exists.

805
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 2: I bet build a Bear still exists.

806
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:46,240
Speaker 1: Can I play some ghost voices?

807
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 2: Please?

808
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 1: It's time for ev or evase. EVP stands for Electronic

809
00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: voice phenomenal.

810
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 2: This is like voices that are recorded but not heard

811
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 2: by the natural year right.

812
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: Exactly, That's what it is.

813
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 2: Hell.

814
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this was posted by Paranormal Proof official.

815
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:17,479
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean, so it's real. Next one.

816
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: That is what they've named their YouTube channel. I don't

817
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 1: know what the location is, but they captured this voice,

818
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: and I want you to tell me what you hear

819
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: the ghost.

820
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 2: Saying I need I think I need another time.

821
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: Don't you worry?

822
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 2: I got it is tip included.

823
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: That is not a Paranormal Proof official.

824
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 2: Thought, Oh, what do they think he's saying? Here's an A, B,

825
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 2: C D.

826
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:00,799
Speaker 1: Did they think it was A, Hey i'm walking here.

827
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: B they don't want that, C it won't work? Or

828
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: D Hey wait what all right?

829
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to go with B.

830
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: They don't want that. I mean it does sound a

831
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: lot like that. They believe it was C it won't work.

832
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,760
Speaker 2: I mean, they might have more like knowing the context

833
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,240
Speaker 2: might make more sense too, because if they're like watching

834
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 2: Drugstore Cowboy, then we know him saying I'm walking here

835
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 2: is probably the ghost, Like, this is my favorite part

836
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 2: coming up.

837
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: They were looking I think that they pulled out a

838
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: crystal and then the ghost said that won't work.

839
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 2: Put it away, bitch, it ain't gonna work.

840
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 1: You need something stronger for me.

841
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 2: Pulled out crystal, starts looking crystal. That won't work on me.

842
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 1: And yeah, so that was that. Okay, here's the next one.

843
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 1: We've got two of them. This was posted by Ghostly

844
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: Whispers Ghostly Whispers Paranormal, and it's at a place called

845
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: Old Lions Park. Now, I was googling because I'm like,

846
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: where's Old Lions Parks right? Well, I googled Old Lions

847
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: Park Haunted and it led me to this blog kind

848
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: of website called thet channel dot com and it's talking

849
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: about this place that basically, there's like an urban legend

850
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: that in the late seventies a child says here a

851
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:52,280
Speaker 1: child was playing on a set of swings in Lions Park,

852
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: which is in Liz Moore, I think this is in

853
00:46:54,719 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: Australia and fell off that the kid off and the

854
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: swing came back and hit the child, and that was

855
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,320
Speaker 1: it for the child. And now it's haunted.

856
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 2: Oh might it's a haunted mite. It's a bit haunted now,

857
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 2: ain't it.

858
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: But people still hear screams, laughing children, you know, all

859
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: this kind of spooky stuff. It's like the haunted woods

860
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: of this area.

861
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 2: I will say, ever since the TV show Are You

862
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 2: Afraid of the Dark?

863
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: Nickelodeon Haunted, its benefically approve about the midsnight Society. I

864
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: call this story the Lion Park.

865
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:38,280
Speaker 2: In the credits, they have the swing that is just swinging,

866
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 2: and that is that is a haunting image. It's just

867
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 2: a swing swing night. And now you're telling me the

868
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 2: swing killed the kid.

869
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: Oh well, But here's the fun thing about this website,

870
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 1: this blog. It must be a popular blog because there's

871
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: a lot of comments that people had shared their stories

872
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: and stuff.

873
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 2: Oh cool, and once stood out to.

874
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 1: Me so a user named Peter wrote, the old Lions

875
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: Park used to be a gay beat. When one time

876
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: at night I was with a guy. We saw someone

877
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,240
Speaker 1: watching us in the scrub less than three feet away.

878
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 1: It was a bright moonlight night. The person stood there strangely,

879
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 1: slightly slender wearing a cameo top in jeans. We indicated

880
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: for him to join us. He made no sound either

881
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 1: from the dry leaves and sticks, which snap if you

882
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: slightly moved. Me and my companion looked for a moment

883
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,439
Speaker 1: at each other and then back again at the other guy,

884
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: and he completely vanished with no sound. It would have

885
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: been impossible that that could happen due to the sound

886
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: and visibility. We both felt a strange chill in the air.

887
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: We realized what happened and that it could have only

888
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 1: been a ghost which spoiled the mood, and we couldn't

889
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: leave quicker.

890
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:10,720
Speaker 2: A ghost spoiled the moon quicker than like a creep

891
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 2: watching them gay guys rule, like a dude watching them,

892
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 2: like hey, come on, come.

893
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,720
Speaker 1: On over, gay guys rule. And then I started reading

894
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: more and more comments, and it was like, yeah, this place,

895
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: like too many people were having sex of this park.

896
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 2: So that's really funny the idea of a haunted park.

897
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 2: But it's also a cruising site, and so then you're

898
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 2: like a like a closed minded ghost from like the

899
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,600
Speaker 2: early twentieth century. It was like get these puffas addy,

900
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 2: and then like there they have to watch guys just

901
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:44,720
Speaker 2: fu fuck all day long and night. Yeah, like boo,

902
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 2: and they're like do you want to join? He's like,

903
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 2: I'm trying to steal you. Get over Are you handsome

904
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 2: as ghosts through a top of the bottom?

905
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're killing me to that.

906
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:01,839
Speaker 2: That is such a funny idea. I'll haunt this park

907
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 2: for my life and just every night has to watch dudes. Okay,

908
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:10,959
Speaker 2: all right, well maybe tonight I'll be able to scare someone.

909
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: Get over here you so anyway? Oh sorry, I forgot

910
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 1: what we were doing here. We're doing EVPs, so or

911
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: EV please thank you? So this was a ev P

912
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:29,879
Speaker 1: that I think was taken at that park called old

913
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 1: Ian's Park. Anyway, what oh fark.

914
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 2: I'm going to I'm about to bush? Are you on prep? Sorry?

915
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 2: Let's EV please.

916
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: It's really good.

917
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 2: It's someone inhaling a pauper. It is a scary noise.

918
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,800
Speaker 2: That is like if I heard that noise, I'd be scared.

919
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 1: Did they think it was a it's hot out here? B?

920
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 1: How do you know? C?

921
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 2: Hurry up.

922
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 1: Or d I can't even.

923
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,279
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't hear many words in there, but I'm

924
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 2: gonna hurry up. Seems like something.

925
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: They believe it was b How do you know?

926
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:49,280
Speaker 2: Okay?

927
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 1: Maybe so maybe it was like the gay guys saw

928
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: the ghosts and they're like, oh, that's just a ghost,

929
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: and he's like, how do you.

930
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 2: Know that ghost isn't gay? How do you wink? I've

931
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 2: been around for millennia. You think I haven't eaten an

932
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 2: ass or two?

933
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: Okay, last thing hit me. I'm just gonna list like

934
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: paranormal things, and I'm curious if you have any thought.

935
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 2: That's a great ring. By the way, I want to

936
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:24,919
Speaker 2: thank you.

937
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: Isn't it great? You know I got it? Wacko on Sunset.

938
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 2: Oh, I was like in Texas, that's pronounced yeah.

939
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:38,600
Speaker 1: Wacko on Sunset is my favorite store in Los Angeles.

940
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 2: I'll check it out. It looks that's cool as shit.

941
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 1: It's just like Evil Eye. Anyone listening, but it's like

942
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: a plastic anyway. Okay, just tell me what you think

943
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: about these things?

944
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:49,320
Speaker 2: Okay?

945
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:50,280
Speaker 1: Ouiji boards.

946
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 2: I I can't believe a board game that is sold

947
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 2: at Toys r US is scary, but it is. We

948
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 2: have one. We have a vintage one in our We're

949
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 2: not allowed to use. It's only for it's only for decoration.

950
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:04,879
Speaker 1: Where'd you get it?

951
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 2: My wife tracked it down, like bought a vintage one.

952
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,919
Speaker 2: It was like from nineteen seventy something and eBay, yeah,

953
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 2: I guess at night it comes the life that sucks

954
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:19,879
Speaker 2: me off. But otherwise no, it's it's terrifying. We don't

955
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 2: we're not allowed to play with him, but it's just

956
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 2: out for in the in the October spooky season. D

957
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 2: r I n K P I S.

958
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: What do you think of the month man?

959
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 2: I am hoped to meet him someday, asking what it

960
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 2: was like to work with Richard.

961
00:53:52,800 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: Gear Yeah, ask him the story is it's true, it

962
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 1: was a haunted Gerbil doll. What do you think of

963
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: past lives?

964
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 2: Ooh, that's that's a that's an interesting one. I it

965
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 2: requires a belief in, like a whole new understanding of

966
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 2: how the afterlife and all that works. But it's hard,

967
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,919
Speaker 2: it's hard to completely rule that out. But that one's

968
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 2: kind of exciting that spiritually we will continue on. But

969
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 2: if I don't remember any of my past lives when

970
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,760
Speaker 2: I do my next life, will I remember?

971
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:30,800
Speaker 1: What's the point?

972
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 2: Yeah? Right?

973
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 1: So do you think that you've lived past lives?

974
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,240
Speaker 2: I think so it's possible you know, people say stuff

975
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,239
Speaker 2: like when they have like a specific affinity it or

976
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 2: something like, you know, my wife really likes like a

977
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 2: certain era of design and stuff. And she believes that's

978
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 2: partially because here, Like she'll like do the math and

979
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 2: she's like, imagine if I was born here and then

980
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:51,800
Speaker 2: I would have died at this age and then that

981
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,919
Speaker 2: I was alive for this, And I'm like, oh yeah,

982
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 2: I mean maybe.

983
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 1: It makes sense what era is she into.

984
00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 2: She's into like the roaring roaring twenties and then like

985
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 2: also to jump back to like the Victorian like she's

986
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 2: really and for me, I'm like, yeah, maybe because I

987
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 2: have such an affinity for the ocean that I don't like,

988
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 2: but because my wife is like, maybe you were someone

989
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 2: and I'm like, but man, yeah, but I like I

990
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 2: grew up on Long Island, like a few miles from

991
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 2: the beach. It's like it's probably nurture more than it

992
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 2: is nature at that point of like Long Island.

993
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: Wait a second, there's so much iconic paranormal stuff.

994
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,879
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we have we have Mount Misery, which is.

995
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 1: Our Wait, I don't know that one. I was going

996
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:35,240
Speaker 1: to say, Amnyville horror.

997
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 2: We got Amnyvill horror. We got the Montalk Monster. We

998
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:41,360
Speaker 2: have Theresakaputosa on the Long Island medium. They call me

999
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 2: the Long Island double XL.

1000
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:49,480
Speaker 1: What what is the Mount Mount Misery.

1001
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:52,720
Speaker 2: It's like a road that goes up into the woods

1002
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 2: in Long Island, on Long Island, and everyone believes that

1003
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 2: there's crazy stuff. Yeah, she's up there bashing Jamie Jimmy

1004
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 2: Conn's ankles with a sledgehammer. Me. No, It's this like

1005
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 2: road that goes to almost nowhere and everyone has had

1006
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 2: some like they say that there's a church there, and

1007
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 2: people there is a church there, and then people believe

1008
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 2: that they've seen the cross upside down and they've seen

1009
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 2: people in robes. This is like stuff you hear as legend.

1010
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 2: You don't know what's real. But I will say my

1011
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 2: one experience with Mount Misery was we drove up in

1012
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:31,359
Speaker 2: my friend my friend got this is tie everything we've

1013
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 2: talked about together. My friends got his first car. He

1014
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 2: bought it off his mom's psychic for fifty dollars. It

1015
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 2: was in nineteen seventy five. Ford Ltd. Which is about

1016
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 2: the length of a cruise ship. It's enormous and it

1017
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:48,239
Speaker 2: sits three in the front three in the back, me, him,

1018
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,799
Speaker 2: another buddy, and two girls were all going out. We

1019
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 2: made stolen cocktails and we smoked some weed and we

1020
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 2: got in this car and we're going to drive up

1021
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 2: to Mount Misery and the girls are like, I don't know.

1022
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:00,839
Speaker 2: We're like, oh, yeah, we should do. It'd be totally cool.

1023
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 2: And we start driving up and the road keeps getting

1024
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,400
Speaker 2: narrow and narrowing a little more overgrown with brush, and

1025
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 2: then there's headlights behind us, and my buddy who's driving,

1026
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 2: is like freaking out a little bit. He's like, oh,

1027
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 2: these guys are out my fucking ass. I just want

1028
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 2: to drive slow, you know. And we're seventeen, so we're

1029
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 2: like eighteen, we just got cars. And he's like, oh fuck,

1030
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 2: you know, and this guy's and I'm like, okay, it's

1031
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 2: all right, it's a right. So we keep driving and

1032
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,480
Speaker 2: we get to just a random like dead end, you know,

1033
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 2: where like there's just like a yellow diamond sign with

1034
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 2: nothing on it and like a guardrail, and we're like, shit,

1035
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 2: we're in the middle of the woods. We got to

1036
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 2: turn around, but his car is so big. He's like, shit,

1037
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 2: these guys behind me are gonna flip out. So their

1038
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 2: headlights are like beaming on us. He starts doing like

1039
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 2: a twenty eight point turn, and then the headlights turn

1040
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 2: off and we're like, oh okay, like thank you. You

1041
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 2: can tell you're blasting us. And then when we fully

1042
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 2: turn around and drive out, we never encounter that car,

1043
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 2: and it was pretty scary and like we got we

1044
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 2: got really creeped out. Now, could that a car have

1045
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 2: just shut its lights off, turned around or driven backwards

1046
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 2: out of it? Completely possible, But we unpacked it for

1047
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 2: like an hour afterwards, and we're like, something weird happened

1048
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 2: up there.

1049
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't believe you save that till the end.

1050
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 1: I can't believe I've finished.

1051
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 2: I can't believe it didn't come up earlier. I guess

1052
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,480
Speaker 2: I didn't. I consider that more in the realm of

1053
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 2: urban legends and stuff like that, I get.

1054
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 1: I like urban legends.

1055
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 2: Shit, girl, I'm sorry. Yeah, it was a fucking ride.

1056
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:25,400
Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, I think next time I

1057
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 2: go home to visit, I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna

1058
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:27,959
Speaker 2: head up.

1059
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: There and come back to report.

1060
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 2: I will. I'll report back.

1061
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 1: Have you been to the Amneyville house.

1062
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 2: We've driven past it, We've never like tried to get

1063
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 2: in there. There's also like an empty uh insane asylum

1064
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 2: on Long Island too, that's supposed to be haunted that

1065
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 2: like squatters were living in for years after and stuff

1066
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, Long Island has a lot of that.

1067
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 2: It's proximity to New York City, and it's like aged,

1068
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 2: like it's been around for a long time. And probably

1069
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 2: the atrocities that were visited upon the native and indigenous

1070
00:58:55,600 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 2: populations over you know, centuries, this probably doesn't help the vibes. Yeah,

1071
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 2: and now Long Island is terrifying for a number of

1072
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 2: different reasons. As today is January sixth, te.

1073
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 1: Tying it all together, well, gabras Ras, I'm so sad

1074
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: we can't use any of this. Tell people where they

1075
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 1: can find you.

1076
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 2: I'm at gabras on all social media. I have a

1077
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 2: podcast called I.

1078
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 1: Just started Thinking about the the Haunted you.

1079
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 2: In your home, asking me to drink piss. My podcast

1080
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 2: High and Mighty is just a chat show with other

1081
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 2: comedians and interesting people. If you're a Roz fan, maybe

1082
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 2: start with her episode We had a good Time and

1083
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 2: then I also have a podcast called Action Boys, which

1084
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 2: is three middle aged men discussing classic action movies of

1085
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 2: the seventies, eighties, and nineties. It's behind a paywall, but

1086
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 2: we have hundreds of episodes so it might be of value.

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Speaker 2: Ryan Stanger. They're two very funny UCB comedian guys podcaster. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's a good time.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for joining me, Thank.

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Speaker 2: You for having me. What a treat. I got to

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Speaker 2: get home and get on eBay asas.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much to John Gabris. I was sweating

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Speaker 1: profusely from the laughter during that. Holy shit, anyway, that

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Speaker 1: was really fun and dirty, naughty. Hey, thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for supporting this show. Of course, you know all

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Speaker 1: the things where to find me, the things I got

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Speaker 1: going on, all that, and I hope you have a

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Speaker 1: full and prosperous new year. We are celebrating six years

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Speaker 1: of this podcast Ghosted, and I appreciate you so much

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Speaker 1: for listening. I love you all, both living and dead.

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Speaker 1: But if I didn't ask you to haunt me, don't

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Speaker 1: haunt mekay back. This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Want to share your paranormal experience. On the podcast, I

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Speaker 1: read stories out loud and sometimes I'll even call you.

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Speaker 1: So email me at ghosted by Roz at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: You can send a DM or voice message to the

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Speaker 1: show's Instagram at ghosted by Roz. Give us a follow

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Speaker 1: while you're there, and follow me Roz on Instagram at

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Speaker 1: roz Hernandez, and on TikTok and Twitter at It's Roz Hernandez.

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Speaker 1: My senior producer is the startling Jihae. Associate producer is

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Speaker 1: the alarming Christina Chamberlain. This episode was mixed and sound

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Speaker 1: designed by the eerie Edson Choi. My guest booker is

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Speaker 1: the petrifying Patrick Kuttner. Additional production support from the hair

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Speaker 1: raising Hannah Kyle Krichten. My theme music is by the

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Speaker 1: spine chilling Brendan Lynch Salomon. Artwork by the Spooky Vanessa Lilac,

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Speaker 1: Photography by the terrifying Elizabeth Karen. Executive produced by the

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Speaker 1: chilling Karen Kilgareff, the spooky Georgia hard Stark, and the

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Speaker 1: Frightening Danielle Kramer.