WEBVTT - Episode 100: I Had The Under 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.840 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:10.000 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:13.399 kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:16.040 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:20.320 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.360 It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.759 bad Larry Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:31.760 I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Here we go. Larry 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:39.479 is coming in hot nice week last week, Larry, Yeah, wow. 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:41.279 My let me just pull over. I was driving down 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:45.720 to the beach. Hang on one second, Holy shit, what 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:48.400 are you doing at the beach? I'm pulling. It's like 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:51.080 they're bringing in some cable in Seagaret. I don't know 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:52.720 what it is yet. I gotta find out. I don't 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:54.600 know if it's for the windmills. I don't know, hope 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:56.680 it's I don't know. I don't know what it is. 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:57.160 I don't know. 0:00:57.320 --> 0:01:00.760 Okay, you lost the dragon, the d them right now. 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:03.120 You lost eleven units last week. 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:06.119 I just want to make it fair for the other guys. Dan, 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:09.280 my boy, my boys down here say. My trips to 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:11.880 New England are like the Jets trips during the Tom 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:15.400 Brady era and my trips to New d You get that? 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:20.360 Not fun? Larry. You shouldn't laugh at your own jokes 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:24.040 like you should let others laugh. That sucked, Larry. It's yeah, 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:25.800 you got to work on your delivery there. 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:27.440 I thought it was great. 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:35.119 Okay, so bad? Larry lost eleven units, Shay stays at 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:39.200 plus fourteen. Yes, and Dylan. Dylan had a great week. 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:41.119 He won five units, so now he takes the lead 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:44.600 at plus seventeen. So bad. Larry plus nine units, Shay 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:50.040 plus fourteen, Dylan plus seventeen. Anything else that needs to 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:53.400 be mentioned here? What Marvin? Sorry? 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:56.280 Everybody want to congratulate you guys. This is episode number 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:56.760 one hundred. 0:01:56.800 --> 0:02:04.520 Oh wow, I had the under I had more stability 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:09.400 than my marriage. Yes, wait, you look good. You got 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:14.320 your uh, you got your post Christmas haircut high and tight. Yep, 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:17.519 skipped out on a bunch of holiday parties. This you 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:20.799 got your beard trimmed. What's going on? You got probation 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:21.240 here and. 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:26.639 Custody hear and coming out whoa, whoa the roommate and 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:28.560 I actually doing fantastic believe it or not? 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:31.320 What is this based on? That? Where it fluctuates so much. 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:37.600 Well, I would say probably my mental health disorders plus her. 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:42.320 Hatred of me combination. It gets tough, Danny, It gets tough. 0:02:42.360 --> 0:02:44.880 We've known each other for twenty years, so she's, uh, 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:48.960 real quick, what are you still figuring out here? Like 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:49.920 you know triggers? 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:53.480 So yeah, yeah, well she you know, she likes to 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:56.160 yell and I don't like to listen, so we just 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:58.920 continue that roller coaster over and over. 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:00.560 I would have thought the holiday would have been a 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:01.720 death sentence for you guys. 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:02.480 It was pretty tough. 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:04.799 I mean the in laws are right down the street, 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:06.800 so they're like five minutes down the street from us, 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:10.120 no bullshit. So they are over a lot, so they 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:14.600 are intimately involved with the ups and downs and oh brother. 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:17.600 Like Shay, the gun on side your head looks great today. 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:19.959 Like your mother will all just pop over out of nowhere. 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:21.520 But like, hey, I brought some cake, Like what the 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:23.600 fuck are you what? You just want to see what 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:25.200 the Fu's going on over here, don't you? 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:26.919 And Shay, there's a razor blade in the cake. 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:32.079 For you and it's arsenic fat man. 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:37.160 Yeah yeah, bad Larry. Everything Okay, aside from taking a donut. 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:40.880 You lost eleven units. Eleven units. 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:47.680 It's over two weeks, so damn, let's put that. 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:49.000 Bookie doesn't give a ship. It's still eleven units, laire. 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:52.000 Yeah, the bookie. We lost a little to the bookie 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:52.480 this week. 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:53.280 Clarry. 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:55.200 You can feel good though, that you didn't take my 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:57.880 bet on you making it to thirty units by the 0:03:58.000 --> 0:03:59.000 end of the football season. 0:03:59.040 --> 0:04:01.920 That's not gonna happens. Not. 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.200 I don't even have enough this week to make it. 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:05.840 So you're right, you're right on that, Dell and I 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:07.960 had I had a bad, bad little stretch. We're not 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:09.000 We're not too concerned. 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:12.920 Cowboys gifted the number two seeds, so you gotta feel good. 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:18.440 Jay, that was fucking embarrassing by the Eagles. Well, no, 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:20.800 that was sad by the e But I don't know 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:23.279 if that is the best route because now we're going 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:25.640 to have to play who Before it was Tampa that 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:27.400 we were probably gonna have to play, Yeah, and now 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:28.400 it's what the Rams. 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:30.320 I don't want to play the Rams. Yeah, I wouldn't 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:31.720 want to play the I'd rather play the Bucks in 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:32.880 the Rams. So I don't know. 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:35.480 I mean, this is just Jerry's karma coming back on him, 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:38.520 whatever he did to get where he is, whatever he sacrificed, 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:39.760 those spirits are a lot. 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:42.760 Whoever he sacrificedatly whatever version, Yes. 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:44.760 Man, but you got to feel good now. Jimmy finally 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:45.719 got into the Ring of Honors. 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:48.240 I knew that was good. That was really cool. I 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:51.880 mean I actually watched that. I got goosebumps. You get emotion, 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:52.280 I did. 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:52.880 Yeah. Yeah. 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:54.839 The roommate and the eldest were there and they couldn't 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:56.200 figure out what the hell was going on. I told 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:58.640 him all to be quiet because you know, this is 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:00.520 a god moment. It was really important. 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:02.760 If I'm Jimmy Johnson, I would have said to Jerry, 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:06.599 go fuck you. I know I would have. He was 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:09.680 a bigger man. You know, he's eighty years old. Still 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:15.160 he's fucking swinging. Man, he's swinging. Their hair is natural 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:18.800 or is that gotta? That's just straight test, That's that's 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:21.920 just man. That's just an all man, all man on 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:27.200 his head. What have you gone on your old Okay, 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:32.280 all right, so let me see. Oh odds to win 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:35.920 the darts championship? Uh have you seen that kid? And 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:39.080 he's like fourteen years of age? You guys seen them sixteen, 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:41.360 isn't he sixty duke? Yeah, he's going to be great 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:43.320 until he loses his virginity and then everything. 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:47.599 Yeah, okay, but I mean to I imagine most professional 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:50.480 darts players probably cut their teeth in bars and stuff 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:52.960 like that. Yeah, so he's just what going there before 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:53.960 seven thirty? 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:56.440 Yeah, I don't know how that works, although in some 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:59.360 countries you bring your kids to the bar, like il 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:05.080 amb Ireland. Sounds awful, Scotland, England. I'm guessing bat Larry 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:07.919 fancies himself as a darts player, of course he does. 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:11.160 I can't imagine a fourteen year old winning, so I 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:12.920 don't know anything about it. This is the first I'm 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:17.800 hearing of it. I think all the twenty five year 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:18.680 old guys beat him. 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:20.640 Well, I don't know how old they are. I mean, 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:24.120 they could be forty five. But he looks like he's thirty. 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:27.400 But I think he's like fourteen or fifteen. Ray, do 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:28.599 you have some information on this? 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:31.920 He's sixteen years old, but he does look like he's 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:32.520 like thirty five. 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:38.120 Yeah, he looks depressed and middleway. Yeah, like right, real 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:41.719 stable home life. I got into darts. A darts thing, though, 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:44.440 sounds pretty good to make a living where you go 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:46.360 to a bar and you play darts. 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.640 There's way worse things to be doing, I think there. 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:52.920 But the the championship I think is at the Garden. 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:55.599 I think it's a theater atsg Yeah, so I mean 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:57.480 field trip idea, ok. 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:00.960 Yeah, would Jimmy let us in Jimmy Dolan? 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:04.000 Yeah, anybody here talks about Dolan before I know I have, 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:06.000 he's probably listening, that son of a bitch. 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:09.840 Yeah, fucking weirdo. I haven't said anything. Dylan hasn't, and 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:11.400 Bad Larry hasn't. I hate him. 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:14.120 Hey, I'm sure you're I'm sure here on facial recognition 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:15.040 at the Garden. 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:18.560 Yes, they just need the side of his head. 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:20.760 I'll just put on their mask on. Don't worry, okay. 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:25.239 Uh Dylan, Uh you recapping you looked, you look pretty 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:28.320 good here. Bad Larry you lost everything but notre dame 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:32.080 in Oregon State congratulations. And then uh in the NFL 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:37.080 you lost just about everything as well, consistent very bad 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:37.520 two weeks. 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:41.120 Then yeah, it was another to say that that's twenty twenty. 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:44.440 Three new year. Knew me beg very good point. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:47.920 All right, all right, I'm then one thing though, the 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:52.160 gift that is finally done giving season Iowa football, mother 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:55.320 fucker thirty five put up on him in the total 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:56.200 thirty six. 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:58.920 I had the over thirty six. They were literally at 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:03.960 the fucking four yard line. They're at the four yard line, bitch. 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:07.680 I loved it. I loved it because that's the only 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:11.080 reason to watch that is literally there was nothing like, Okay, 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:13.760 why am I watching this? What's the over under? It's 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:18.520 thirty six, and I go, oh, this is awesome, dude. 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:21.720 The fourth quarter was fucking nails on a chalkboard, Danny. 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:25.760 It was the awful. Uh anything else you want to 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:28.960 recamp here? Shaye? How about Franklin losing another bowl game? 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:34.240 How about? I mean, what the fuck is Penn State? That? Dude? 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:35.600 What Marvin? 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:37.920 Their expectations are to be a middle of the road 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:38.520 Big ten. 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:42.640 Team, expectations away north of that way north Penn State 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:45.960 thinks they're among the elite with Ohio State exactly again, 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:48.680 they should stop, they need to right but that every 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:51.800 year we're like, oh, James Franklin, he's got another great team. 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:53.880 They'll be tending to until they see a real team 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:56.280 and then somebody beats the dog shit out of him. 0:08:56.640 --> 0:09:03.600 And Keegan, Michael Keys Twin. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Melane 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:06.080 Kiffin put into a fucking bed. I mean that was yeah, 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:09.400 Lane Kiffin. And you saw the defensive lineman he stole 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:13.240 from Tamu Coleman the five Star they got him out 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:15.319 of Tamou. I mean, that's son of a bitch. Is 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:17.480 trying to go for the SEC next year. He's he 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:20.160 might get it as long as he's got some money 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:22.760 there to help him go. After these kids. They always 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:25.160 had money booster bags they were giving up to everybody. Remember, 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:30.079 uh Treadwell, Lakwan Treadwell committed to Ole Miss never be 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:32.160 in south of the Mason Dixon in his life, and 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:40.319 he committed cash money, motherfucker right, Robert and j Yeah exactly. 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:45.600 That was old Bayah Yeah, Jeremy Tunel smoking the bong 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:49.080 and thats money. That was when you know, you weren't 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:51.439 allowed to do those things. Now now you could, you 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:53.480 could get an n I L for you know, your 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:58.839 own bong probably man face man right, Okay, uh bets 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:01.240 for this week? Why is had Larry starting out the 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.240 gambling here? Loser me? 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:08.560 No, Dylan should go first. No problem with Dylan going first. 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:11.320 All right, Dylan, go ahead, Well, Larry, what happens though? 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:13.680 You always say, oh yeah, you're stealing what I had. 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:16.480 You know you're taking my picks too. I know how 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:18.960 this works, right, Who else. 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.360 Sent their picks in last night? I'm just asking a question. 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:22.000 Nobody? 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:24.599 Yes, yeah, I'm the only one who sent him in 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:26.360 last night. Oh yeah, okay. I don't know what did 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:28.160 they do since they sat there last night? I don't know. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:32.200 Do you honestly think a guy who lost eleven units 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:35.400 they're gonna cheat off your paper? No? 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:38.240 I think the guy who's leading should go first, all right? 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:41.080 Okay, And Larry, even if we wanted to, we could 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:42.160 not read your handwriting. 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:45.640 That's true, and it's true. All right, go ahead, Dylan, 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:47.760 since you're leading this mess? All right? 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:50.920 For the national title game, I'm rocking with Michigan minus 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:53.199 four and a half against Washington. That actually seems a 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:56.160 little steep on the line there, but I would I 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:59.439 guess it would be like three. But they look good, 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:01.959 and I think it just after this whole season, it 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:05.240 just would be so poetic for Harbaugh to win. Okay, 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:07.839 And I'm going under fifty five and a half in 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.839 that just any title game or Championship. 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:11.720 I'm going under. 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:16.200 Okay, and then NFL I'm going Ravens money line against 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:19.280 the Stillers plus one fifty even though they don't need it. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:23.360 And I think the Steelers for the Bills to the 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:25.960 Bills contingency thing is interesting because I think it's if 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:30.360 the Steelers and the Jags both win, the Bills are out. 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:33.760 It's there's some condition like they're either the two seed 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:35.760 or if those two teams win. I think the Bills are. 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:38.079 I thought if the Bills lose and the other two 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:40.640 teams win, then they're then they're their out, I think. 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:45.199 And let's see what else got Titans was five and 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:50.080 a half against the Jaguars. Patriots minus two against the Jets, 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:52.319 last game of the season, Jets in New England. This 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:56.880 one's always a usually a slaughter Fats. But and then 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:59.800 I'm going Bill's minus three against the Dolphins. That one, 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:00.480 I don't know. 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:03.840 That would make me nervous. It does make me nervous 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:08.640 just watching the Bills last week. And then you're going, dude, Bailey, 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:12.280 ZAPPI gave you three interceptions and you're still letting him 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:14.280 stay in the Yeah, I don't know. 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:16.040 And it is in Florida. 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:19.520 Yes, it is like that a little better. Yes, that 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:22.360 would be a home field advantage then if they were 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:26.120 in that's how that works. Just thank you for saying 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:27.319 you'd like it a little bit better. 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:28.679 It's that top tier analysis. 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:34.640 Yeah, from coming back even knew that. Nope, nobody ever 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:36.880 came up with. Wait, if we play at home, isn't 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:37.679 an advantage? 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:40.800 Yes, well, there's certain ones that are more notable. 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:42.839 Here we go. 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:45.920 I got blue laying four and a half against the 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:49.560 fighting Panics. I gotta say a little sidebar. I haven't 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:53.240 seen a quarterback this year for sure, have a better 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:55.920 game than Penis had against the Longhorns. That was fucking 0:12:56.120 --> 0:13:00.720 pretty precise masterclass. That was bananas and the under fifty 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:02.880 five and a half. I do think Michigan matches up 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:04.599 a whole lot better than the Longhorns did. They have 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:07.600 an actual pass rush and their secondary is a lot better. 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:15.720 And then see the more analysis you so right, more. 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.079 Gets is diego Pavia playing? 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:24.679 Yeah, remember my knight in Shining arm is that James Madison? 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:26.720 You had a breakdown. What was the game where you were? 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:31.120 I was lost three to three? What the Texas or 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:34.400 something close? And I going Oh my god, he's breaking 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:37.280 down the depth charge. That's right, And I go, oh 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:39.559 that the more you know, the less you know. I 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:45.520 didn't cover by like forty yes, okay, what else do 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:48.199 you have? Fighting? Baker Mayfield is laying five and a 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:53.200 half against the fucking suspended should be suspended owner Tepper. 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:56.160 That dude's a fucking maniac. Pretend I love him, though, 0:13:57.000 --> 0:14:01.360 fighting Golfs laying three against the Vikes, Bears plus three 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:05.120 against the Pack Eagles, Eagles laying five and a half 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:08.680 against I mean Tyrod is starting, isn't he? I think so? Yeah? 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:13.559 Laying five and a half there Giants, Philly under forty two. Wait, no, 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:14.959 I had the over there it was forty one and 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:18.319 a half or forty two? Ray forty two? Yeah over 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:22.640 there over okay? And then Miami plus three against the Billies. 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:30.840 All right, that brings us to bad all right, bad ladder. 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:33.760 Okay. I got the Steelers. I don't know what the 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:35.680 line is. I got the Steelers against the Ravens. The 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:38.000 Raves aren't gonna play three and a half, three and 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.560 a half Steelers minus three and a half against the Ravens. 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:42.760 I don't know why, but I got the Colts plus 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:46.680 one against the Texans. I got Buffalo here. I'm giving three, 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:53.840 Buffalo winning their win the division, losing them probably out Miami, 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:57.800 doesn't care. Miami's already in Buffalo minus the three against Miami. 0:14:58.600 --> 0:15:00.840 I got the Jags minus to four against the Titans. 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:03.400 Four, five and a half? Yeah, fuck out of here? Four? 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:06.160 Where the hell was at four? And when, Larry, you're 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:07.000 so full of ship? 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:09.400 Are you thinking of making these lines up? 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:13.760 Yeah? Where do you get them? We get them from DraftKings. 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:18.160 I didn't go on if your book you had four. 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:21.960 Give me a fucking account today today, Larry? 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:24.280 Okay, what what am I giving? On the drags? 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:26.960 It's five and a half all day has been for 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:29.440 a fucking week, Larry. Did you get this from the 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:33.720 New York Post? Where you get your line? Nanny Sheridan? Today? 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:36.000 When I when I sent it in last night, it 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:38.680 was four. But that's fine Jack, Wait, wait, hold on, 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:39.680 hold on, Ray? 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:42.400 Was this line for last night? 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:46.040 This line has never been for Larry thought it was four. 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:47.520 He sent it to me at four. 0:15:47.800 --> 0:15:49.240 I saw it last night and I was like, I 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:50.960 could correct him, but this is good content. 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:55.640 Well done? Ray? All right, So it's five and a half, Larry. 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:57.800 That's fine. Jack's mind is five and a half. 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:00.880 God, I'm rooting already heard there three. 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:03.120 I got the Patriots minus the three against. 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:08.600 The Jens Patriots minus two. Okay, you got a point back, Larry, 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:11.080 So that's that's a good thing for you. Larry. 0:16:11.960 --> 0:16:14.200 I understand I had it at two and a half. 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:16.760 I thought you guys said it was three. Earlier, someone 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:17.960 said they were taking the Patriots. 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:24.960 Who was Dylan, Yeah, minus two, and it's it's I'm 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:26.320 going to go to you right now because I don't 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:26.920 need the hassle. 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:29.960 What am I giving on the Eagles money line against. 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:32.160 The Giants minus two fifty? 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:35.720 Okay, risking five units to win two units? 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:38.240 Reaching risk? 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:41.200 I said it in riskin four units to win two, 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:43.760 but I figured Ray would come back to me with 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:46.760 what it was, so risking five units to win two 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:50.800 units the Eagles money line against the Giants. And then 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:54.400 in college football, I want South Dakota State minus at 0:16:54.400 --> 0:16:58.440 twelve and a half against Montana, and I'll take Washington 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:01.680 plus the four just because I hate Michigan and I'm probably. 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:03.560 Gonna be betting a lot of foreigner it's four and 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:04.159 a half. 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.520 Washington Bluff four and a half against Michigan. Right, yeah, 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:10.520 I think I'm betting a lot of player props that day, 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:13.000 but I just want to root against Michigan. 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:18.320 South Dakota State is given twelve and a half to Montana. 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:21.680 Huh the jack raep that's a lot. That's a lot, 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:25.480 all right? Uh? Is that it? Anything else that needs 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:28.639 to be mentioned? Shayan Irving podcast is available wherever you 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:29.680 get your podcasts. 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:35.040 And I can't fucking wait for the twelve team playoff 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:38.119 for college football. Yeah, I can't fucking wait considering how 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:41.399 good the games were this year and what would entail. 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:43.840 I mean, Georgia would be in it all the way 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:46.680 down to Louisville, right, essentially, I can't fucking wait. 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:50.479 Well, it would make these bull games now have at 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:53.720 least resembled the rosters. That's the problem exactly. These kids 0:17:53.880 --> 0:17:55.320 may not opt out if they're going to be in 0:17:55.400 --> 0:17:57.440 the playoffs. Therefore, it would be a benefit to the 0:17:57.480 --> 0:18:00.840 bowl games. Everybody was so caught up in all the 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:03.600 integrity of the bowl games. You can't do a playoff game. 0:18:04.600 --> 0:18:07.080 You lost the integrity of the bowl games. Now you 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:09.200 have all these schools that are going to be playing, 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:11.560 and now you're going to have a few more Bowl 0:18:11.600 --> 0:18:13.640 games that actually mean something, and then these kids would 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:16.760 actually be playing. There was never any integrity the fucking Bowl. 0:18:16.960 --> 0:18:19.320 I mean, this is a cartel that was running shit 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:22.520 for a long time. BCS does not give a shit. 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:25.720 I've requated the word integrity to college football. 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:30.080 Well, it's like student athlete exactly. They coined that back 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:32.760 in the mid seventies. I think Walter Byers was the 0:18:32.800 --> 0:18:37.879 guy who's like student athlete, and I'm like athlete, athletics, student. 0:18:37.920 --> 0:18:43.879 I didn't come here to play school. Motherfucker. Right. Odell 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:48.399 Beckham Junior, the third has some player incentives. If he 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:51.080 has five catches, he gets a two hundred and fifty 0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:54.399 thousand dollars bonus. Two tds gets a half a million. 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:58.040 Damn one hundred and eighty five yards receiving, you get 0:18:58.080 --> 0:19:01.040 seven hundred and fifty k is his boy? I mean, 0:19:01.320 --> 0:19:03.720 is Lamar even gonna see the field? I don't think so. 0:19:03.880 --> 0:19:07.640 Oh shit, Yes, they do have Taylor Huntley, though he's 0:19:07.680 --> 0:19:10.840 pretty good baller. I think it's pretty good Tyler. Is it? 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:15.480 Tyler Huntley? Tyler even better than Taylor? Yeah? Yeah. Chris 0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:18.560 Jones if he gets a half a sack, he earns 0:19:18.600 --> 0:19:19.960 one point two five million. 0:19:21.280 --> 0:19:25.720 He takes the under his sack prop so zero. 0:19:26.359 --> 0:19:30.400 Yeah, that he doesn't get a sack half. The question 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:32.480 is how many penalties is he going to get trying 0:19:32.520 --> 0:19:34.840 to get a sack. That's a better fucking bat over 0:19:34.920 --> 0:19:39.760 under on penalties. DeAndre Hopkins gets forty nine yards, he 0:19:39.840 --> 0:19:40.920 gets a million dollars. 0:19:41.760 --> 0:19:44.280 Damn, that's doable. Odell getting one hundred and eighty five 0:19:44.359 --> 0:19:45.720 yards seems well. 0:19:46.240 --> 0:19:51.199 Five hills playing five catches. Yeah, I don't know if 0:19:51.200 --> 0:19:55.240 that really If the Seahawks make the playoffs, Geno Smith 0:19:55.320 --> 0:20:02.359 receives two million dollars, Yeah, they're playing the pesky Cardinals, 0:20:03.240 --> 0:20:07.200 the NFC East Killers. Just saying the game within the 0:20:07.320 --> 0:20:10.760 game with these incentives. But how do you feel, though, 0:20:10.760 --> 0:20:12.639 if Odell goes into the huddle and he gives you 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:15.159 that kind of like that hang dog like dude, you know, 0:20:15.400 --> 0:20:18.320 come on, Chang chang, show me the ball. 0:20:18.600 --> 0:20:21.160 Wouldn't you just say, hey, listen, man, if you throw 0:20:21.240 --> 0:20:22.680 me the fucking ball enough, I'm gonna give you for 0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:25.520 a share fifty yeah cash fifty grind Yeah I do 0:20:25.640 --> 0:20:26.320