Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
Speaker 1: without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Speaker 1: bad Larry Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Here we go. Larry
Speaker 1: is coming in hot nice week last week, Larry, Yeah, wow.
Speaker 3: My let me just pull over. I was driving down
Speaker 3: to the beach. Hang on one second, Holy shit, what
Speaker 3: are you doing at the beach? I'm pulling. It's like
Speaker 3: they're bringing in some cable in Seagaret. I don't know
Speaker 3: what it is yet. I gotta find out. I don't
Speaker 3: know if it's for the windmills. I don't know, hope
Speaker 3: it's I don't know. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, you lost the dragon, the d them right now.
Speaker 1: You lost eleven units last week.
Speaker 3: I just want to make it fair for the other guys. Dan,
Speaker 3: my boy, my boys down here say. My trips to
Speaker 3: New England are like the Jets trips during the Tom
Speaker 3: Brady era and my trips to New d You get that?
Speaker 1: Not fun? Larry. You shouldn't laugh at your own jokes
Speaker 1: like you should let others laugh. That sucked, Larry. It's yeah,
Speaker 1: you got to work on your delivery there.
Speaker 3: I thought it was great.
Speaker 1: Okay, so bad? Larry lost eleven units, Shay stays at
Speaker 1: plus fourteen. Yes, and Dylan. Dylan had a great week.
Speaker 1: He won five units, so now he takes the lead
Speaker 1: at plus seventeen. So bad. Larry plus nine units, Shay
Speaker 1: plus fourteen, Dylan plus seventeen. Anything else that needs to
Speaker 1: be mentioned here? What Marvin? Sorry?
Speaker 4: Everybody want to congratulate you guys. This is episode number
Speaker 4: one hundred.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I had the under I had more stability
Speaker 1: than my marriage. Yes, wait, you look good. You got
Speaker 1: your uh, you got your post Christmas haircut high and tight. Yep,
Speaker 1: skipped out on a bunch of holiday parties. This you
Speaker 1: got your beard trimmed. What's going on? You got probation
Speaker 1: here and.
Speaker 5: Custody hear and coming out whoa, whoa the roommate and
Speaker 5: I actually doing fantastic believe it or not?
Speaker 1: What is this based on? That? Where it fluctuates so much.
Speaker 5: Well, I would say probably my mental health disorders plus her.
Speaker 1: Hatred of me combination. It gets tough, Danny, It gets tough.
Speaker 1: We've known each other for twenty years, so she's, uh,
Speaker 1: real quick, what are you still figuring out here? Like
Speaker 1: you know triggers?
Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, well she you know, she likes to
Speaker 5: yell and I don't like to listen, so we just
Speaker 5: continue that roller coaster over and over.
Speaker 2: I would have thought the holiday would have been a
Speaker 2: death sentence for you guys.
Speaker 1: It was pretty tough.
Speaker 5: I mean the in laws are right down the street,
Speaker 5: so they're like five minutes down the street from us,
Speaker 5: no bullshit. So they are over a lot, so they
Speaker 5: are intimately involved with the ups and downs and oh brother.
Speaker 2: Like Shay, the gun on side your head looks great today.
Speaker 5: Like your mother will all just pop over out of nowhere.
Speaker 5: But like, hey, I brought some cake, Like what the
Speaker 5: fuck are you what? You just want to see what
Speaker 5: the Fu's going on over here, don't you?
Speaker 2: And Shay, there's a razor blade in the cake.
Speaker 5: For you and it's arsenic fat man.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, bad Larry. Everything Okay, aside from taking a donut.
Speaker 1: You lost eleven units. Eleven units.
Speaker 3: It's over two weeks, so damn, let's put that.
Speaker 1: Bookie doesn't give a ship. It's still eleven units, laire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the bookie. We lost a little to the bookie
Speaker 3: this week.
Speaker 1: Clarry.
Speaker 2: You can feel good though, that you didn't take my
Speaker 2: bet on you making it to thirty units by the
Speaker 2: end of the football season.
Speaker 1: That's not gonna happens. Not.
Speaker 3: I don't even have enough this week to make it.
Speaker 3: So you're right, you're right on that, Dell and I
Speaker 3: had I had a bad, bad little stretch. We're not
Speaker 3: We're not too concerned.
Speaker 1: Cowboys gifted the number two seeds, so you gotta feel good.
Speaker 5: Jay, that was fucking embarrassing by the Eagles. Well, no,
Speaker 5: that was sad by the e But I don't know
Speaker 5: if that is the best route because now we're going
Speaker 5: to have to play who Before it was Tampa that
Speaker 5: we were probably gonna have to play, Yeah, and now
Speaker 5: it's what the Rams.
Speaker 1: I don't want to play the Rams. Yeah, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to play the I'd rather play the Bucks in
Speaker 1: the Rams. So I don't know.
Speaker 5: I mean, this is just Jerry's karma coming back on him,
Speaker 5: whatever he did to get where he is, whatever he sacrificed,
Speaker 5: those spirits are a lot.
Speaker 1: Whoever he sacrificedatly whatever version, Yes.
Speaker 4: Man, but you got to feel good now. Jimmy finally
Speaker 4: got into the Ring of Honors.
Speaker 5: I knew that was good. That was really cool. I
Speaker 5: mean I actually watched that. I got goosebumps. You get emotion,
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5: The roommate and the eldest were there and they couldn't
Speaker 5: figure out what the hell was going on. I told
Speaker 5: him all to be quiet because you know, this is
Speaker 5: a god moment. It was really important.
Speaker 1: If I'm Jimmy Johnson, I would have said to Jerry,
Speaker 1: go fuck you. I know I would have. He was
Speaker 1: a bigger man. You know, he's eighty years old. Still
Speaker 1: he's fucking swinging. Man, he's swinging. Their hair is natural
Speaker 1: or is that gotta? That's just straight test, That's that's
Speaker 1: just man. That's just an all man, all man on
Speaker 1: his head. What have you gone on your old Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, so let me see. Oh odds to win
Speaker 1: the darts championship? Uh have you seen that kid? And
Speaker 1: he's like fourteen years of age? You guys seen them sixteen,
Speaker 1: isn't he sixty duke? Yeah, he's going to be great
Speaker 1: until he loses his virginity and then everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but I mean to I imagine most professional
Speaker 2: darts players probably cut their teeth in bars and stuff
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, so he's just what going there before
Speaker 2: seven thirty?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how that works, although in some
Speaker 1: countries you bring your kids to the bar, like il
Speaker 1: amb Ireland. Sounds awful, Scotland, England. I'm guessing bat Larry
Speaker 1: fancies himself as a darts player, of course he does.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine a fourteen year old winning, so I
Speaker 3: don't know anything about it. This is the first I'm
Speaker 3: hearing of it. I think all the twenty five year
Speaker 3: old guys beat him.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know how old they are. I mean,
Speaker 1: they could be forty five. But he looks like he's thirty.
Speaker 1: But I think he's like fourteen or fifteen. Ray, do
Speaker 1: you have some information on this?
Speaker 2: He's sixteen years old, but he does look like he's
Speaker 2: like thirty five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he looks depressed and middleway. Yeah, like right, real
Speaker 1: stable home life. I got into darts. A darts thing, though,
Speaker 1: sounds pretty good to make a living where you go
Speaker 1: to a bar and you play darts.
Speaker 2: There's way worse things to be doing, I think there.
Speaker 2: But the the championship I think is at the Garden.
Speaker 2: I think it's a theater atsg Yeah, so I mean
Speaker 2: field trip idea, ok.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would Jimmy let us in Jimmy Dolan?
Speaker 5: Yeah, anybody here talks about Dolan before I know I have,
Speaker 5: he's probably listening, that son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking weirdo. I haven't said anything. Dylan hasn't, and
Speaker 1: Bad Larry hasn't. I hate him.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm sure you're I'm sure here on facial recognition
Speaker 3: at the Garden.
Speaker 2: Yes, they just need the side of his head.
Speaker 1: I'll just put on their mask on. Don't worry, okay.
Speaker 1: Uh Dylan, Uh you recapping you looked, you look pretty
Speaker 1: good here. Bad Larry you lost everything but notre dame
Speaker 1: in Oregon State congratulations. And then uh in the NFL
Speaker 1: you lost just about everything as well, consistent very bad
Speaker 1: two weeks.
Speaker 3: Then yeah, it was another to say that that's twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Three new year. Knew me beg very good point.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, I'm then one thing though, the
Speaker 2: gift that is finally done giving season Iowa football, mother
Speaker 2: fucker thirty five put up on him in the total
Speaker 2: thirty six.
Speaker 1: I had the over thirty six. They were literally at
Speaker 1: the fucking four yard line. They're at the four yard line, bitch.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I loved it because that's the only
Speaker 1: reason to watch that is literally there was nothing like, Okay,
Speaker 1: why am I watching this? What's the over under? It's
Speaker 1: thirty six, and I go, oh, this is awesome, dude.
Speaker 1: The fourth quarter was fucking nails on a chalkboard, Danny.
Speaker 1: It was the awful. Uh anything else you want to
Speaker 1: recamp here? Shaye? How about Franklin losing another bowl game?
Speaker 1: How about? I mean, what the fuck is Penn State? That? Dude?
Speaker 1: What Marvin?
Speaker 4: Their expectations are to be a middle of the road
Speaker 4: Big ten.
Speaker 1: Team, expectations away north of that way north Penn State
Speaker 1: thinks they're among the elite with Ohio State exactly again,
Speaker 1: they should stop, they need to right but that every
Speaker 1: year we're like, oh, James Franklin, he's got another great team.
Speaker 4: They'll be tending to until they see a real team
Speaker 4: and then somebody beats the dog shit out of him.
Speaker 1: And Keegan, Michael Keys Twin. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Melane
Speaker 1: Kiffin put into a fucking bed. I mean that was yeah,
Speaker 1: Lane Kiffin. And you saw the defensive lineman he stole
Speaker 1: from Tamu Coleman the five Star they got him out
Speaker 1: of Tamou. I mean, that's son of a bitch. Is
Speaker 1: trying to go for the SEC next year. He's he
Speaker 1: might get it as long as he's got some money
Speaker 1: there to help him go. After these kids. They always
Speaker 1: had money booster bags they were giving up to everybody. Remember,
Speaker 1: uh Treadwell, Lakwan Treadwell committed to Ole Miss never be
Speaker 1: in south of the Mason Dixon in his life, and
Speaker 1: he committed cash money, motherfucker right, Robert and j Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: That was old Bayah Yeah, Jeremy Tunel smoking the bong
Speaker 1: and thats money. That was when you know, you weren't
Speaker 1: allowed to do those things. Now now you could, you
Speaker 1: could get an n I L for you know, your
Speaker 1: own bong probably man face man right, Okay, uh bets
Speaker 1: for this week? Why is had Larry starting out the
Speaker 1: gambling here? Loser me?
Speaker 3: No, Dylan should go first. No problem with Dylan going first.
Speaker 1: All right, Dylan, go ahead, Well, Larry, what happens though?
Speaker 1: You always say, oh yeah, you're stealing what I had.
Speaker 1: You know you're taking my picks too. I know how
Speaker 1: this works, right, Who else.
Speaker 3: Sent their picks in last night? I'm just asking a question.
Speaker 1: Nobody?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I'm the only one who sent him in
Speaker 3: last night. Oh yeah, okay. I don't know what did
Speaker 3: they do since they sat there last night? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you honestly think a guy who lost eleven units
Speaker 1: they're gonna cheat off your paper? No?
Speaker 3: I think the guy who's leading should go first, all right?
Speaker 2: Okay, And Larry, even if we wanted to, we could
Speaker 2: not read your handwriting.
Speaker 1: That's true, and it's true. All right, go ahead, Dylan,
Speaker 1: since you're leading this mess? All right?
Speaker 2: For the national title game, I'm rocking with Michigan minus
Speaker 2: four and a half against Washington. That actually seems a
Speaker 2: little steep on the line there, but I would I
Speaker 2: guess it would be like three. But they look good,
Speaker 2: and I think it just after this whole season, it
Speaker 2: just would be so poetic for Harbaugh to win. Okay,
Speaker 2: And I'm going under fifty five and a half in
Speaker 2: that just any title game or Championship.
Speaker 1: I'm going under.
Speaker 2: Okay, and then NFL I'm going Ravens money line against
Speaker 2: the Stillers plus one fifty even though they don't need it.
Speaker 2: And I think the Steelers for the Bills to the
Speaker 2: Bills contingency thing is interesting because I think it's if
Speaker 2: the Steelers and the Jags both win, the Bills are out.
Speaker 2: It's there's some condition like they're either the two seed
Speaker 2: or if those two teams win. I think the Bills are.
Speaker 1: I thought if the Bills lose and the other two
Speaker 1: teams win, then they're then they're their out, I think.
Speaker 2: And let's see what else got Titans was five and
Speaker 2: a half against the Jaguars. Patriots minus two against the Jets,
Speaker 2: last game of the season, Jets in New England. This
Speaker 2: one's always a usually a slaughter Fats. But and then
Speaker 2: I'm going Bill's minus three against the Dolphins. That one,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That would make me nervous. It does make me nervous
Speaker 1: just watching the Bills last week. And then you're going, dude, Bailey,
Speaker 1: ZAPPI gave you three interceptions and you're still letting him
Speaker 1: stay in the Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: And it is in Florida.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is like that a little better. Yes, that
Speaker 1: would be a home field advantage then if they were
Speaker 1: in that's how that works. Just thank you for saying
Speaker 1: you'd like it a little bit better.
Speaker 2: It's that top tier analysis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, from coming back even knew that. Nope, nobody ever
Speaker 1: came up with. Wait, if we play at home, isn't
Speaker 1: an advantage?
Speaker 2: Yes, well, there's certain ones that are more notable.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 5: I got blue laying four and a half against the
Speaker 5: fighting Panics. I gotta say a little sidebar. I haven't
Speaker 5: seen a quarterback this year for sure, have a better
Speaker 5: game than Penis had against the Longhorns. That was fucking
Speaker 5: pretty precise masterclass. That was bananas and the under fifty
Speaker 5: five and a half. I do think Michigan matches up
Speaker 5: a whole lot better than the Longhorns did. They have
Speaker 5: an actual pass rush and their secondary is a lot better.
Speaker 1: And then see the more analysis you so right, more.
Speaker 2: Gets is diego Pavia playing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember my knight in Shining arm is that James Madison?
Speaker 1: You had a breakdown. What was the game where you were?
Speaker 1: I was lost three to three? What the Texas or
Speaker 1: something close? And I going Oh my god, he's breaking
Speaker 1: down the depth charge. That's right, And I go, oh
Speaker 1: that the more you know, the less you know. I
Speaker 1: didn't cover by like forty yes, okay, what else do
Speaker 1: you have? Fighting? Baker Mayfield is laying five and a
Speaker 1: half against the fucking suspended should be suspended owner Tepper.
Speaker 1: That dude's a fucking maniac. Pretend I love him, though,
Speaker 1: fighting Golfs laying three against the Vikes, Bears plus three
Speaker 1: against the Pack Eagles, Eagles laying five and a half
Speaker 1: against I mean Tyrod is starting, isn't he? I think so? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Laying five and a half there Giants, Philly under forty two. Wait, no,
Speaker 1: I had the over there it was forty one and
Speaker 1: a half or forty two? Ray forty two? Yeah over
Speaker 1: there over okay? And then Miami plus three against the Billies.
Speaker 1: All right, that brings us to bad all right, bad ladder.
Speaker 3: Okay. I got the Steelers. I don't know what the
Speaker 3: line is. I got the Steelers against the Ravens. The
Speaker 3: Raves aren't gonna play three and a half, three and
Speaker 3: a half Steelers minus three and a half against the Ravens.
Speaker 3: I don't know why, but I got the Colts plus
Speaker 3: one against the Texans. I got Buffalo here. I'm giving three,
Speaker 3: Buffalo winning their win the division, losing them probably out Miami,
Speaker 3: doesn't care. Miami's already in Buffalo minus the three against Miami.
Speaker 3: I got the Jags minus to four against the Titans.
Speaker 1: Four, five and a half? Yeah, fuck out of here? Four?
Speaker 1: Where the hell was at four? And when, Larry, you're
Speaker 1: so full of ship?
Speaker 3: Are you thinking of making these lines up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Where do you get them? We get them from DraftKings.
Speaker 1: I didn't go on if your book you had four.
Speaker 1: Give me a fucking account today today, Larry?
Speaker 3: Okay, what what am I giving? On the drags?
Speaker 1: It's five and a half all day has been for
Speaker 1: a fucking week, Larry. Did you get this from the
Speaker 1: New York Post? Where you get your line? Nanny Sheridan? Today?
Speaker 3: When I when I sent it in last night, it
Speaker 3: was four. But that's fine Jack, Wait, wait, hold on,
Speaker 3: hold on, Ray?
Speaker 1: Was this line for last night?
Speaker 2: This line has never been for Larry thought it was four.
Speaker 4: He sent it to me at four.
Speaker 2: I saw it last night and I was like, I
Speaker 2: could correct him, but this is good content.
Speaker 1: Well done? Ray? All right, So it's five and a half, Larry.
Speaker 3: That's fine. Jack's mind is five and a half.
Speaker 1: God, I'm rooting already heard there three.
Speaker 3: I got the Patriots minus the three against.
Speaker 1: The Jens Patriots minus two. Okay, you got a point back, Larry,
Speaker 1: So that's that's a good thing for you. Larry.
Speaker 3: I understand I had it at two and a half.
Speaker 3: I thought you guys said it was three. Earlier, someone
Speaker 3: said they were taking the Patriots.
Speaker 2: Who was Dylan, Yeah, minus two, and it's it's I'm
Speaker 2: going to go to you right now because I don't
Speaker 2: need the hassle.
Speaker 3: What am I giving on the Eagles money line against.
Speaker 1: The Giants minus two fifty?
Speaker 3: Okay, risking five units to win two units?
Speaker 1: Reaching risk?
Speaker 3: I said it in riskin four units to win two,
Speaker 3: but I figured Ray would come back to me with
Speaker 3: what it was, so risking five units to win two
Speaker 3: units the Eagles money line against the Giants. And then
Speaker 3: in college football, I want South Dakota State minus at
Speaker 3: twelve and a half against Montana, and I'll take Washington
Speaker 3: plus the four just because I hate Michigan and I'm probably.
Speaker 1: Gonna be betting a lot of foreigner it's four and
Speaker 1: a half.
Speaker 3: Washington Bluff four and a half against Michigan. Right, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think I'm betting a lot of player props that day,
Speaker 3: but I just want to root against Michigan.
Speaker 1: South Dakota State is given twelve and a half to Montana.
Speaker 1: Huh the jack raep that's a lot. That's a lot,
Speaker 1: all right? Uh? Is that it? Anything else that needs
Speaker 1: to be mentioned? Shayan Irving podcast is available wherever you
Speaker 1: get your podcasts.
Speaker 5: And I can't fucking wait for the twelve team playoff
Speaker 5: for college football. Yeah, I can't fucking wait considering how
Speaker 5: good the games were this year and what would entail.
Speaker 5: I mean, Georgia would be in it all the way
Speaker 5: down to Louisville, right, essentially, I can't fucking wait.
Speaker 1: Well, it would make these bull games now have at
Speaker 1: least resembled the rosters. That's the problem exactly. These kids
Speaker 1: may not opt out if they're going to be in
Speaker 1: the playoffs. Therefore, it would be a benefit to the
Speaker 1: bowl games. Everybody was so caught up in all the
Speaker 1: integrity of the bowl games. You can't do a playoff game.
Speaker 1: You lost the integrity of the bowl games. Now you
Speaker 1: have all these schools that are going to be playing,
Speaker 1: and now you're going to have a few more Bowl
Speaker 1: games that actually mean something, and then these kids would
Speaker 1: actually be playing. There was never any integrity the fucking Bowl.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is a cartel that was running shit
Speaker 1: for a long time. BCS does not give a shit.
Speaker 2: I've requated the word integrity to college football.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like student athlete exactly. They coined that back
Speaker 1: in the mid seventies. I think Walter Byers was the
Speaker 1: guy who's like student athlete, and I'm like athlete, athletics, student.
Speaker 1: I didn't come here to play school. Motherfucker. Right. Odell
Speaker 1: Beckham Junior, the third has some player incentives. If he
Speaker 1: has five catches, he gets a two hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars bonus. Two tds gets a half a million.
Speaker 1: Damn one hundred and eighty five yards receiving, you get
Speaker 1: seven hundred and fifty k is his boy? I mean,
Speaker 1: is Lamar even gonna see the field? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Yes, they do have Taylor Huntley, though he's
Speaker 1: pretty good baller. I think it's pretty good Tyler. Is it?
Speaker 1: Tyler Huntley? Tyler even better than Taylor? Yeah? Yeah. Chris
Speaker 1: Jones if he gets a half a sack, he earns
Speaker 1: one point two five million.
Speaker 2: He takes the under his sack prop so zero.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that he doesn't get a sack half. The question
Speaker 1: is how many penalties is he going to get trying
Speaker 1: to get a sack. That's a better fucking bat over
Speaker 1: under on penalties. DeAndre Hopkins gets forty nine yards, he
Speaker 1: gets a million dollars.
Speaker 2: Damn, that's doable. Odell getting one hundred and eighty five
Speaker 2: yards seems well.
Speaker 1: Five hills playing five catches. Yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 1: that really If the Seahawks make the playoffs, Geno Smith
Speaker 1: receives two million dollars, Yeah, they're playing the pesky Cardinals,
Speaker 1: the NFC East Killers. Just saying the game within the
Speaker 1: game with these incentives. But how do you feel, though,
Speaker 1: if Odell goes into the huddle and he gives you
Speaker 1: that kind of like that hang dog like dude, you know,
Speaker 1: come on, Chang chang, show me the ball.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't you just say, hey, listen, man, if you throw
Speaker 5: me the fucking ball enough, I'm gonna give you for
Speaker 5: a share fifty yeah cash fifty grind Yeah I do
Speaker 5: that absolutely.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So if you I mean you could, and they
Speaker 2: don't need to I mean like they don't need to win,
Speaker 2: so he could just air it out to Odell the
Speaker 2: entire game.
Speaker 1: Go, why not? But five catches? Two hundred and fifty K,
Speaker 1: I'll give you, I'll give you fifty, I'll give you
Speaker 1: seventy five sold. Yeah, after taxes. That's what i'd ask
Speaker 1: in the huddle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get your cash, get your abacus out in the huddle, Larry.
Speaker 1: Anything you'd like to add before we say goodbye?
Speaker 3: No, I like those those props there, all those incentives.
Speaker 3: That's awesome. No hundred, one hundred shows. Congratulations, guys. I'm
Speaker 3: on my way to raise for a little lunch.
Speaker 1: You've been on eighty of them. Shut the hell up.
Speaker 3: Happy New Year, boys, Yeah?
Speaker 1: Happy? Wait, Wait, at what point do we stop today?
Speaker 1: Today's the last day you can do it? Absolutely Okay,
Speaker 1: Happy New Year? Okay, Larry, Oh he's gone. Raise Damn
Speaker 1: he's gone. Damn, Yeah, he's gone. He does the same
Speaker 1: thing every day. Yeah, he goes to this place raise
Speaker 1: and has lunch there. It sits there and you know,
Speaker 1: hold shop, he talks. You know whoever comes in.
Speaker 5: If you ever had to assassinate Larry that would be
Speaker 5: the easiest, easiest.
Speaker 2: Here's the dossier.
Speaker 1: Go to rais Lay there at around twelve those settings.
Speaker 1: He's not raised. Go to Maine, he's gonna he'll be Yeah,
Speaker 1: he'll be out of regatta.
Speaker 2: God if you see some dipshit at the beach in
Speaker 2: January watching or whatever, Like, what is he doing?
Speaker 1: He went to see cables being delivered in his hometown.
Speaker 1: How many letters to the editor in his local paper.
Speaker 2: A million day, all get rejected?
Speaker 1: Cables are ruined about you? But he doesn't have anything
Speaker 1: to do. He doesn't have a job. What is his wife.
Speaker 1: She's got to be rich.
Speaker 2: She was a nurse and she's retired too.
Speaker 1: But I think so, I think so something well there's
Speaker 1: family money there or something that. Well, that ain't add up.
Speaker 1: I just I've known Larry for twenty years and I
Speaker 1: think he had a job, maybe for one or two years.
Speaker 1: I think he was doing mortgages no shit, yes, dirt
Speaker 1: bag yeah yeah, no, wonder the financial crisis. What a
Speaker 1: loser huh nerd Yeah, so bad Larry. He does the
Speaker 1: same thing every day.
Speaker 2: He's just been chilling for a long time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's all he does. And then occasionally He'll
Speaker 1: go to Atlantic City and sit there and you know,
Speaker 1: play poker, blackjot depressing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the king of the Jersey Shore.
Speaker 1: Rather be a digest glass and have that fucking monicle. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it. We've done it. We have done a great
Speaker 1: job again our one hundredth episode. Yeah, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: thank you guys. I'm going to thank the audience that
Speaker 1: if you're still here after one hundred episodes with this,
Speaker 1: got a problem something.
Speaker 4: Something wrong with you, yes, mar Yeah, something's definitely wrong
Speaker 4: with them, because the numbers have doubled since this season started.
Speaker 4: And so I'm like, wait, there's more of you guys,
Speaker 4: and we play someone on the show and I'll get
Speaker 4: DMS or whatever, like, man, yesterday was awesome, was ith?
Speaker 1: I come out of here? Are you Okay? I come
Speaker 1: out of this building and I go, I don't know
Speaker 1: what we just did, but we did something for a
Speaker 1: little while. So hopefully you're entertained, and uh, thanks for
Speaker 1: joining us, and we'll talk to you next week. On
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick takes a gamble
Speaker 3: To the mem