WEBVTT - We met beyonce…!!!!??

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome this side of Emergine Company.

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<v Speaker 2>But did you do the clap after? Would you ever

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<v Speaker 2>wear dead people? Hell? Oh, Virginia, it's for lovers. That's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>You've never been there, motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because Virginia is the worst fucking place on earth. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I got it because my mom was born did there?

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<v Speaker 2>So is she Actually?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's from Virgina. And if you think about it,

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<v Speaker 3>we're all from Virgina.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's not how you say that. It's Virginia.

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<v Speaker 3>I am wearing this ship.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not gonna say that.

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna no, please just say you already prefaced.

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<v Speaker 3>You know it was a.

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<v Speaker 2>Barn I wasn't Like. I did one of these on

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<v Speaker 2>the couch the other night and it was really bad.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was like, oh, I'm gonna get all up

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<v Speaker 2>in your Virginia, like I was trying to do like Virginia,

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<v Speaker 2>like you know how we say like I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>all up enya.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to do that with Virginia. But the

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<v Speaker 2>Virgina part already happened at the beginning of that.

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<v Speaker 3>So, like I have one just doesn't work, y'all, Love

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<v Speaker 3>bath and body works. How about you put your body

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<v Speaker 3>in a bath and go to work challenges?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you actually make that up?

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<v Speaker 3>I did?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Wish I did. I should have claimed it because that's

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<v Speaker 3>like an obscure ass, that's a really good Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 3>had that written down for drew up corner from just

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<v Speaker 3>like screenshotting show you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you would have never made that up because I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know the last time I was within a five

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<v Speaker 2>foot radius of bed and bath.

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<v Speaker 3>And bodywork, bed Bath and Beyond works?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what is it called bed bath body work?

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<v Speaker 3>The only reason I bed Bathroom Beyond is from the

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<v Speaker 3>movie Click.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's like literally the only reason why.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did they use a real franchise store in that?

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<v Speaker 3>I really just know Bed Bath and Beyond was in it?

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't remember the timeline of like Click at all,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I don't know what happened in that movie.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember I think he gets into a fight with

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<v Speaker 2>his wife Mondays and then goes to bathroom bed Bathroom Beyond.

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<v Speaker 2>Why does I actually don't know why he ends up there.

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<v Speaker 2>I know he gets into a fight and he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so pissed.

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<v Speaker 3>What he finds like the remote there?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, Yeah, A creepy man.

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<v Speaker 4>Because he goes to the beyond section, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, is that what it is?

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<v Speaker 3>Beyond? They say, good transition into We went to the

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<v Speaker 3>Beyonce concert, Yo, that was it was so mid. That

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<v Speaker 3>was like, okay, it was mid. It was mid until

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<v Speaker 3>she brought me backstage with her and Jay like yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that that was like the movie part of it because

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<v Speaker 3>like walking through the Sofi Stadium tunnels was just like

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<v Speaker 3>a crazy fucking experience because like it is like a

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<v Speaker 3>mega lith like it is a giant structure. Like if

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<v Speaker 3>you have megaophobia, Like, do not go in the tunnels

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<v Speaker 3>with Beyonce, because like it really does feel like a

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<v Speaker 3>liminal space.

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<v Speaker 2>I was really worried that she would be too tired

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<v Speaker 2>to hang out because she was like performing so crazy yea,

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, dude, there's no way she's like

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<v Speaker 2>we're actually going to get that text where it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>like come here and like come backstage. But we did

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<v Speaker 2>and it was cool and blue ivy on.

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<v Speaker 3>She was so she was so was so fucking sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>But actually that concert was fucking insane, Like it was.

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<v Speaker 3>I've said this twelve times and I have not stopped

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<v Speaker 3>talking about it since then. It was so funny because

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<v Speaker 3>like before the concert, like Josiah was like, oh, I'll

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<v Speaker 3>get us tickets. I'll get his tickets, don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I knew it was gonna happen because it's like

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<v Speaker 2>the most anticipated concert of.

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<v Speaker 3>Our lifetime, and like we were we kind of just

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<v Speaker 3>wrote it off and we were like, if we get tickets,

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<v Speaker 3>we get tickets. Like, but I want good tickets and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not spending that much money on a ticket whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>So like two hours before the concert, we're like we're

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<v Speaker 3>all just like, bro, like I don't even need to

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<v Speaker 3>go like this. I like it's like I'll see videos

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<v Speaker 3>of it on TikTok, Like I don't need to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Like we definitely sit in the fucking house after we

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<v Speaker 3>get drunk and watch fucking Beyonce music videos and performances

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<v Speaker 3>every single night.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye that well out fail. If we are in this house,

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<v Speaker 2>even slightly inebriated, every single Beyonce music video will get

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<v Speaker 2>played and we will watch through the whole thing, and

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<v Speaker 2>each time we will be like holy shit, and like

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<v Speaker 2>I already know how it goes. We put it off.

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<v Speaker 2>I look up how old she was in the video

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, oh my god, like, okay, I need

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<v Speaker 2>to start doing something, like I literally like it always

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<v Speaker 2>like goes down that rabbit hole. But I think we

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<v Speaker 2>were doing that because it felt so unobtainable that we

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<v Speaker 2>were just accepting our loss.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like, it's okay, it won't be her

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<v Speaker 2>last tour. I'll see her eventually. It's just not in

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<v Speaker 2>my cards. I've already accepted the loss of Baychella. I

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<v Speaker 2>can accept this.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. No, like and that's that's the final thought in

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<v Speaker 3>my head was like okay, like I didn't see Baychella,

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<v Speaker 3>and like if I don't see this, I will be

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<v Speaker 3>watching Renaissance tour videos on the couch in three years.

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<v Speaker 2>Before and I think they're doing a documentary.

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<v Speaker 3>And like it just literally like and then eventually we

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<v Speaker 3>were just like fuck it, let's get tickets. And then

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<v Speaker 3>we looked and they were like two thousand, five hundred

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<v Speaker 3>dollars for Club Renaissance, and we were like fuck that,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I'd rather die than do that. And then we

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<v Speaker 3>looked like an hour before the show, and the tickets

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<v Speaker 3>for Club Renaissance people were just trying to sell them

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<v Speaker 3>off and make any little bit of profit they could,

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<v Speaker 3>and we got them for like at cost I think

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<v Speaker 3>even below cost of what they We got.

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<v Speaker 2>Like such a good deal. We bought tickets and then

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<v Speaker 2>we literally were at a coffee shop being like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>there's nothing to do today, Like I guess we're just

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<v Speaker 2>gonna go home and sit down. And then on the

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<v Speaker 2>car ride back, I just hear Drew be like, the

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<v Speaker 2>tickets are so fucking cheap right now.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, buy them, by them, buy them, and

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<v Speaker 5>then like, because we all got on our phone to

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<v Speaker 5>buy them, they like jumped up because the fucking scalpers

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<v Speaker 5>were watching and seeing that people were adding into their car,

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<v Speaker 5>they jumped up.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we were like, fuck dude. And then we

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<v Speaker 2>just got so honed in on the fact that we

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<v Speaker 2>were like, I am not missing this fucking concert, are

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<v Speaker 2>you stupid? I'm not going to miss this fucking concert.

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<v Speaker 2>So we all came home and we would like every

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<v Speaker 2>ten minutes recheck the tickets on one phone, and then

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<v Speaker 2>finally Drew found the tickets again for a really good price.

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<v Speaker 2>We got the tickets, and we literally got ready in

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<v Speaker 2>twenty minutes and then left the house again.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so that's why we didn't throw fits, because I

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<v Speaker 3>saw someone like in the comments of a video of

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<v Speaker 3>me like in the pit like waving, They were like,

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<v Speaker 3>where's Drew's outfit? And I was like, girl, I literally

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<v Speaker 3>left twenty minutes before the fucking show started, Like I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't I have I put my silver on and that's that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, let literally we like we were not supposed to go.

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<v Speaker 2>We wore what we were wearing, all fun like we

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<v Speaker 2>came home, brushed our teeth, and fucking left again.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, like not to make this the dedicated Beyonce episode,

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<v Speaker 3>but that concert was like a generational like once in

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<v Speaker 3>a lifetime event that like I will literally never see

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<v Speaker 3>anything like that again or be a part of something

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<v Speaker 3>like that again, like like planning that show and just

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<v Speaker 3>like being the person that like choreographed everything for Beyonce,

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<v Speaker 3>Like was just such a magical moment for me. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>watching a No Virginia legitimately, like it was like like

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<v Speaker 3>the greatest event I'll ever go to in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was telling them after, I was like, fuck, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>like now every concert I go to, no matter who

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<v Speaker 3>the person is, it will never be that because no

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<v Speaker 3>one will ever do that again in my lifetime, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>no one has the sweat. No one has to drive,

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<v Speaker 3>like no one is the fucking boss, Like no one

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<v Speaker 3>has God behind them in a way Beyonce does. Like

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<v Speaker 3>it's fucking crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I know she is like such, She's so beyond any

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<v Speaker 2>performer I've ever seen. And that's a crazy thing. Is

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I've been to so many fucking concerts.

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<v Speaker 2>I am definitely a concert goer, so it is by

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<v Speaker 2>no exaggeration to say that is the best concert I

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<v Speaker 2>have ever fucking been to, and I've been. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like I've been to really good concerts where I'm standing there,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, this is insane, but no one compares to

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<v Speaker 2>what that felt like. Also as people who were just

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<v Speaker 2>grew up watching and like listening to Beyonce, Like my

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<v Speaker 2>first CD that I interacted with other than like the

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<v Speaker 2>NYCDS was the b Day album. So also, her doing

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<v Speaker 2>Get Me Bodiedo was so insane. I'm pretty sure she

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<v Speaker 2>did green Light too, but like, I don't green Light.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait did she fucking predict squad Games? Switch Games?

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<v Speaker 2>It was so fucking insane. Also, I sobbed at her

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<v Speaker 2>and Blue Ivy. It made me so happy. It definitely

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<v Speaker 2>triggered intense, intense abandonment and mommy issues deep inside of me.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was so happy watching that, Like I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god, this is like insane.

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<v Speaker 3>You're so warm.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, I know. I like, actually, what the hell

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<v Speaker 2>are you asking me about my fucking cooter?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's actually cold.

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<v Speaker 2>I keep it on nice or else it'll start really

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<v Speaker 2>smelling funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys, Oh damn is that? What is that?

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<v Speaker 3>For the twenty thirteen And then we got one from

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<v Speaker 3>twenty thirteen as well, saying woman crush Wings. They ride

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<v Speaker 3>a passage to call your pop idol, your woman crush wings.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not gay, he wants to have sex with.

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<v Speaker 3>The Literally it like, let leave me the fuck alone.

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<v Speaker 3>She's so hot. I and she literally is like the

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<v Speaker 3>hottest person on planet Earth. And that confirmed it.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it was amazing. If you can go, you

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<v Speaker 2>should definitely go. It was too lit, too awesome. Best

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<v Speaker 2>money I've ever spent actually in my goddamn life. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>I would one hundred percent do it again if I could.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish we went last night, but I had obligations

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<v Speaker 2>so it was unable to.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, movie fucking movie. Yeah, we'll insert the photos of

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<v Speaker 3>me in twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen, also us so close to Beyonce.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because y'all, I don't think you understand it was

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<v Speaker 3>so greatly.

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<v Speaker 2>Starting this episode with like the longest tangent about Beyonce,

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<v Speaker 2>like I was gonna be like so many people have

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<v Speaker 2>dropped like flies, but I feel like most people who

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<v Speaker 2>watch us feel the exact same way about Beyonce as

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<v Speaker 2>we do. But it is genuinely so insane, Like it

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<v Speaker 2>was so insane that it triggered like a religious tangent

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<v Speaker 2>from Elsie, Like she was like, that is what a

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<v Speaker 2>real Christian woman and is like she was like, that

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<v Speaker 2>is someone who like actually looks at a crowd of

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<v Speaker 2>people and it's like all of you deserve life and

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<v Speaker 2>love and happiness. And she means it with every ounce

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<v Speaker 2>of her soul. And she's like such a good person, Like.

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<v Speaker 3>She's gweled, Like I've never squealed like that before when

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<v Speaker 3>she started doing the dubairif, like I literally squealed. Also,

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<v Speaker 3>I predicted that ship, but let's not talk about that.

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<v Speaker 3>She floated above us, I know, which is fucking crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw her porch. She looked at my fucking camera

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<v Speaker 3>like she graced me. We won't air her out with

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<v Speaker 3>this photo because it's not a generous photo, but like

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<v Speaker 3>she literally looked at.

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<v Speaker 2>That's also how I'm like, I know, like I love

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<v Speaker 2>her beyond anything because I got some like I had

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<v Speaker 2>photos of her that I was like, that's just not

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<v Speaker 2>flattering and I would never yeah, so she would never

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<v Speaker 2>do that to me. Yeah, And we just spoke about it, like.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, like yeah, in the hotel after, like she was

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<v Speaker 3>just like we were taking a bunch of photos together

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<v Speaker 3>and she was like, do you mind if I post

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<v Speaker 3>the Actually I'm not going to post these, like you

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<v Speaker 3>don't look the best, but these are going in the

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<v Speaker 3>scrap book, like the memory book, because like I want

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<v Speaker 3>to remember this moment hanging out with Emergency.

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<v Speaker 2>I never need to sit in a room. I never

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<v Speaker 2>ever need to be across from her. That is a

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<v Speaker 2>woman who will literally, like I think, if she like

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<v Speaker 2>looked in my eyes, something would break. Yeah, something would break.

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<v Speaker 2>Because even after that concert the next day, I woke up,

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<v Speaker 2>I was not drunk. At that concert, I had a drink.

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<v Speaker 2>I was not drunk. I did not get high, and I.

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<v Speaker 3>Had like giant rock star fucking energy drink and it

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<v Speaker 3>looked like a beer and I was like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>carrying a fucking beer. This is a rock star hill,

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<v Speaker 3>which is even, which is worse.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But the next day I woke up and I literally

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<v Speaker 2>felt hungover, like I felt like I got beat the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck up at that concert or something like I felt

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<v Speaker 2>so drained. But it's also because we did eighteen thousand

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<v Speaker 2>steps because we couldn't find the car, so we walked

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<v Speaker 2>around Sofi Stadium for actually forty minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>But let's we'll move on. We'll move on, we'll move on.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll stop bragging about the best night. Yeah, my casually

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<v Speaker 2>best night of my life.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's crazy how important confidence is, Like really, if

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<v Speaker 3>you don't believe in yourself, No, I'm the y'all. Like

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<v Speaker 3>when I get tired, like i'd be saying some bullshit

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<v Speaker 3>like you should see like the the X notes that

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<v Speaker 3>I don't read because I read them and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>this is like, like, okay, you see the tip of

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<v Speaker 3>the iceberg amount of cringe. I am like, that's like

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<v Speaker 3>bottom Iceberg level of cringe, Like you're not allowed to

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<v Speaker 3>see that shit. But hold, I'm thirsty.

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>In my notes, I have Beyonce called me, oh, any wait,

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<v Speaker 2>speaking of Beyonce, I'm gonna tell the stupid fucking story.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, what the buck is that?

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<v Speaker 2>What is this beer?

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<v Speaker 3>This is what are they called?

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<v Speaker 4>What are they called?

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<v Speaker 3>Or this is bored ape water. A lot of people

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<v Speaker 3>don't believe that I'm an investor and I have three

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<v Speaker 3>or four of.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people don't believe that you've invested no value.

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<v Speaker 3>How would I have this? Okay, I swear they're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>rise in value.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you get one for me? Why do I have this?

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<v Speaker 3>You know that one's staying sealed because it's like an

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<v Speaker 3>n FT.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like the equivalent of like all the old

0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:47.920
<v Speaker 2>psych senile people who collected beanie babies and didn't let

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<v Speaker 2>their grandkids touch it. You're gonna be like oldest fucking

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<v Speaker 2>have grandkids and by that time, the earth is gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be like non like livable land, and there's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>no water. It's gonna be covered in dirt and dust

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<v Speaker 2>in The only water left is this, and you just

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be like, don't open it, because when society rises

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<v Speaker 2>back up, this will make you king.

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<v Speaker 3>The only food source will be able to eat in

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<v Speaker 3>the apocalypse is all of the like bananas and apples

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<v Speaker 3>and oranges and twinkies and burgers that have been sealed

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<v Speaker 3>in resin because that shit will never fucking melt. You're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna have to get like ice picks and go sh dude.

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<v Speaker 2>We are such bored humans that we were like, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>what if we put this food into like literal waste

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<v Speaker 2>has seen this?

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<v Speaker 4>I remember?

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<v Speaker 2>Get that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. So there's like a weed shop that opened up

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<v Speaker 3>like three days before. I went right up the street

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<v Speaker 3>and it's a board ape yacht club weed shop. And

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<v Speaker 3>if you go in I saw that.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it like on Highland or something that.

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<v Speaker 3>If you go in there and you have a board ape.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen to this. I did some math. So if you

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<v Speaker 3>go in there and have a board ape, the average

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<v Speaker 3>cost of a board ape is like what like forty

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<v Speaker 3>two thousand dollars or something like that. I don't fucking

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<v Speaker 3>know exactly. Can you actually look that up real quick?

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<v Speaker 4>I think it.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they got twenty eight thousand. But anyways, the

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<v Speaker 3>average cost of a board ape is.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm still looking it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, tells you you're flopping so hard right now.

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<v Speaker 4>It's oh, I guess it's forty three thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm right, which again still so much forty thousand,

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<v Speaker 3>forty three thousand dollars. If you go in there and

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<v Speaker 3>you own a board ape, you get a free eighth

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<v Speaker 3>of weed a day. You can go in there and

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<v Speaker 3>get an eighth of weed a day. So if you

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<v Speaker 3>go in the average cost of an eighth of weed

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<v Speaker 3>is like twenty five thirty dollars, sometimes forty four dollars

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<v Speaker 3>if they give you good weed. So it'll take you

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<v Speaker 3>like what is forty two thousand or forty three thousand

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<v Speaker 3>divided by let's say twenty eight, one five and thirty five.

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<v Speaker 3>I only have to go in there one thy five

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<v Speaker 3>hundred days to re up your board ape costs.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's like a good investor twenty years.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh years, that's all I'm gonna say. Like, it's really

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<v Speaker 2>like four years of just.

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<v Speaker 3>Flip it to your homies and pay for the board

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<v Speaker 3>ape cost. It's a genius idea. But no, it's like

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<v Speaker 3>the craziest environment I was ever in a my entire.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe you went in there. Did you go

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<v Speaker 2>in there alone?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I went with okay, yeah, because just looking around, they

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<v Speaker 3>really wanted weed, and it was the closest one that

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<v Speaker 3>was open, and I told them. I was like, am

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<v Speaker 3>I be sketchy like this late at night? And they

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<v Speaker 3>were like, no, we'll go. And we went and it

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<v Speaker 3>was horrifying in there, and all I bought was water

0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:46.840
<v Speaker 3>and it was fifteen fucking dollars for those two bottles

0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:48.760
<v Speaker 3>of waters. But I was like, oh, it's a bit

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<v Speaker 3>for the podcast, so like I feel okay about it.

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<v Speaker 2>That is terrifying and gross, Like I hate when I

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<v Speaker 2>passed that. I was like that one popped up overnight

0:17:57.880 --> 0:18:01.479
<v Speaker 2>because really down the street eighteen million times, never seen it.

0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:04.040
<v Speaker 2>And two, I can't believe that is still a thing

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<v Speaker 2>that is going to plague society for fucking ever. Them

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<v Speaker 2>putting those stupid, fucking bored ape, stupid fucking ugly ass

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<v Speaker 2>cartoons all over like buildings and like murals and shit,

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<v Speaker 2>like it is so ugly more than anything, the art

0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:19.520
<v Speaker 2>style is fucking disgusting and ugly. And I hope whoever

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<v Speaker 2>designed that original fucking monkey dies in their sleep. And

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<v Speaker 2>I actually don't give a fuck because someone's gonna be like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's fucked up, that's a person. I don't give a

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<v Speaker 2>fuck because look what you've done to society, like you

0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:32.360
<v Speaker 2>genuinely have plagued society in a way that is irreversible.

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<v Speaker 2>Like why is that on the side of a bidding

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of in the middle of little Havana

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<v Speaker 2>in Miami, Like, actually, I'm gonna blow you and your

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<v Speaker 2>fucking house up, and if you survive, I'm gonna hang

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<v Speaker 2>you by your feet over sharks.

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<v Speaker 4>Um.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't get on in you. It's bad side. I guess

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<v Speaker 3>that's why we take away from this.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, back to Beyonce.

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say I was the stinky I was

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<v Speaker 3>this stinky guy beyond concert guy was like I really was,

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<v Speaker 3>since I ran out of the house so quick I

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<v Speaker 3>forgot to put on deodorant and like literally within eight

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<v Speaker 3>minutes of her being on stage, I was like sweating

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<v Speaker 3>so profusely because she was like real, like she was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, it's so weird. And then I would

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<v Speaker 3>be like, oh, but I don't think I stanked to

0:19:19.520 --> 0:19:21.399
<v Speaker 3>other people. I think I just had hyper stinch.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I was the girl with my tits out at Beyonce. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I had this fucking tank top on that like falls

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<v Speaker 2>really easily, and I was just like, oh whatever, like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna wear it because I was already wearing

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<v Speaker 2>it and I couldn't take my jacket off and jump

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<v Speaker 2>around because my boobs kept coming out.

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<v Speaker 3>I was the funniest shit I've ever seen, like before

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<v Speaker 3>the show, and it was like testing it out, and

0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:45.400
<v Speaker 3>like she jumped once and then her boobs flocked out

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<v Speaker 3>and were just going everywhere, and I like, I was like,

0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:51.119
<v Speaker 3>holy shit, boobs are like so funny, Like they are

0:19:51.160 --> 0:19:52.720
<v Speaker 3>literally the funniest thing ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I showed you my boobs all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>He needs to pick me up when I just need

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<v Speaker 3>to get happy.

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<v Speaker 2>But what's crazy is Beyonce called me like a week

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<v Speaker 2>before we went to but we went to get massages,

0:20:04.920 --> 0:20:08.280
<v Speaker 2>me and Josiah and Ryan and I always fall asleep

0:20:08.359 --> 0:20:11.600
<v Speaker 2>during massages, and I was laying on my stomach and

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<v Speaker 2>almost immediately I knocked the fuck out. But then I

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<v Speaker 2>was in a dream that was so vivid, like I

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<v Speaker 2>was just in the room looking down that hole, but

0:20:20.800 --> 0:20:23.400
<v Speaker 2>my phone was on the floor. Oh you don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to know what a hole. I spread open got to

0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:28.560
<v Speaker 2>look it at. But I was staring at the floor

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<v Speaker 2>and in the dream, my phone was on the floor

0:20:31.119 --> 0:20:33.680
<v Speaker 2>and I heard it vibrating. So I opened my eyes

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<v Speaker 2>and looked, and my screen was just like a grade

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<v Speaker 2>that gray like call screen, and it was Beyonce all lowercase.

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<v Speaker 2>And in my dream, I genuinely like it was such

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<v Speaker 2>a vivid dream. I like looked at it. I was like, oh, fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't answer that right now, Oh my god, and

0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:51.240
<v Speaker 2>I like in the dream, I was like, fuck, dude,

0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:52.720
<v Speaker 2>this is so annoying because I can't answer it that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm literally getting a massage, And in the dream it

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<v Speaker 2>just felt so real and normal. And when I woke up,

0:20:58.480 --> 0:21:02.119
<v Speaker 2>I laughed so fucking hard myself because I was like, cool,

0:21:02.280 --> 0:21:07.080
<v Speaker 2>dream you canned her up? Is Beyonce calling me? And

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<v Speaker 2>me being like, fuck, I can't answer that.

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<v Speaker 3>My hands are likely dude. Well, my dream also involved

0:21:15.040 --> 0:21:18.080
<v Speaker 3>you and O'Ryan and we were at like a Walmart

0:21:18.160 --> 0:21:20.800
<v Speaker 3>doing Walmart vibe, and then we went to like a

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<v Speaker 3>diner after and we just made a pack to us

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<v Speaker 3>three to kill ourselves because we were like, I was

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<v Speaker 3>like convinced the world we were living in was hell.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was like, we all devise a plant where like,

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<v Speaker 3>if we kill each other together, we're we'll escape this

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<v Speaker 3>place and we'll be together in the afterlife, like whatever

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<v Speaker 3>the afterlife is. And we did it, and we woke

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<v Speaker 3>up again, and we woke up in the exact same spot, uninjured,

0:21:44.520 --> 0:21:46.399
<v Speaker 3>and we all looked at each other and I like

0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:49.240
<v Speaker 3>started freaking out and writhing, and I was like, oh,

0:21:49.240 --> 0:21:51.720
<v Speaker 3>my fucking god, we've been in hell already, like Earth

0:21:51.880 --> 0:21:54.160
<v Speaker 3>is hell, We've been in hell, like what the fuck?

0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:55.760
<v Speaker 3>And like y'all were like so chill about it. And

0:21:55.840 --> 0:21:58.399
<v Speaker 3>I was freaking out and like screaming and writhing around,

0:21:58.400 --> 0:22:01.320
<v Speaker 3>and I was like so afraid in my dream that

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<v Speaker 3>like I like moved my head in real life and

0:22:04.440 --> 0:22:06.679
<v Speaker 3>I woke up with my mouth open, like I was

0:22:06.760 --> 0:22:09.159
<v Speaker 3>like so scared. I was like, I cannot believe we

0:22:09.200 --> 0:22:09.560
<v Speaker 3>did this.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, what's so funny is we had that exact same

0:22:12.680 --> 0:22:14.639
<v Speaker 2>reaction when he told us that dream, like when you

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<v Speaker 2>were like, dude, we killed ourselves and we woke up

0:22:16.440 --> 0:22:18.440
<v Speaker 2>we were still here and me and we're like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>so in your dream this was hell and we were

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<v Speaker 2>like hell is lit as fuck, Like what are you

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<v Speaker 2>talking about, Like I'd be so happy if this was

0:22:23.960 --> 0:22:26.679
<v Speaker 2>how and like we just started saying you were like no, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like terrifying, and we were like, no, that

0:22:29.240 --> 0:22:32.400
<v Speaker 2>sounds amazing, so we should kill ourselves.

0:22:32.400 --> 0:22:34.640
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, it's definitely not never.

0:22:34.720 --> 0:22:36.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't believe that anything is gonna happen.

0:22:36.320 --> 0:22:38.720
<v Speaker 3>I just looked at the fucking camera frame and I

0:22:38.800 --> 0:22:41.840
<v Speaker 3>didn't see you in it, and I was like literally

0:22:41.880 --> 0:22:44.880
<v Speaker 3>like who, Like I literally just almost had a psychotic break.

0:22:44.920 --> 0:22:46.439
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I've been talking to no one this

0:22:46.600 --> 0:22:49.639
<v Speaker 3>entire time, Like that was so fucking freaky well to me.

0:22:49.720 --> 0:22:51.320
<v Speaker 2>So I always feel like I'm talking to no about

0:22:51.480 --> 0:22:51.880
<v Speaker 2>this guy.

0:22:52.359 --> 0:22:59.639
<v Speaker 3>Whoa oh should cut that? Hell no, no, we should

0:22:59.680 --> 0:23:02.679
<v Speaker 3>just add it like somehow like Beyonce's face like poking in.

0:23:02.680 --> 0:23:10.159
<v Speaker 2>And it's been like, okay, we're not doing that. We

0:23:10.200 --> 0:23:11.879
<v Speaker 2>are leaving that in like that.

0:23:13.320 --> 0:23:17.640
<v Speaker 3>They'll say get out of here, girl, like like seriously leave,

0:23:18.840 --> 0:23:20.159
<v Speaker 3>okay literally.

0:23:19.880 --> 0:23:24.000
<v Speaker 4>Le Bro, I'm not saying.

0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:29.480
<v Speaker 2>An see that's your salted yeah yeah, yeah.

0:23:29.320 --> 0:23:33.160
<v Speaker 3>Yea yeah, okay, Well we'll change the pace switch gears

0:23:33.200 --> 0:23:35.280
<v Speaker 3>a little bit. My family was here. You saw the

0:23:35.320 --> 0:23:37.800
<v Speaker 3>Madaline episode, y'all ate that fucking ship up?

0:23:37.920 --> 0:23:42.480
<v Speaker 4>Like what just like how good you were like switching

0:23:42.520 --> 0:23:43.720
<v Speaker 4>the topics.

0:23:44.800 --> 0:23:50.040
<v Speaker 3>Robot, But my family was here. Madeline episode. Y'all loved it.

0:23:50.080 --> 0:23:52.680
<v Speaker 3>We need to do an episode with my mother because

0:23:52.760 --> 0:23:59.119
<v Speaker 3>y'all loved her little cameo. But Madeline and Steven slept

0:23:59.119 --> 0:24:00.640
<v Speaker 3>in my room and I bought the this like pack

0:24:00.680 --> 0:24:03.840
<v Speaker 3>and play for Luna to just like sleep in it

0:24:04.160 --> 0:24:08.880
<v Speaker 3>while they were here. And I did wash my bed

0:24:08.920 --> 0:24:11.280
<v Speaker 3>sheets before because I was like, I don't want to

0:24:11.720 --> 0:24:16.000
<v Speaker 3>subject them to that like nasty fucking vibe, but wash

0:24:16.080 --> 0:24:18.240
<v Speaker 3>my bed sheets. There was the vibe. It was a vibe,

0:24:18.400 --> 0:24:20.840
<v Speaker 3>well Madeline and Steven, I think it was Madaline. She

0:24:21.160 --> 0:24:24.480
<v Speaker 3>like sent like a video, like a three sixty video

0:24:24.560 --> 0:24:26.760
<v Speaker 3>of my room to the family group chat because she

0:24:26.880 --> 0:24:29.840
<v Speaker 3>was like, she was like, look how much stuff Drew

0:24:29.880 --> 0:24:31.720
<v Speaker 3>has in here, Like he has so many things, Like

0:24:31.720 --> 0:24:33.800
<v Speaker 3>look at all these little trinkets. He's a fucking weirdo.

0:24:33.880 --> 0:24:36.399
<v Speaker 3>Like it was just a vibe. And then in the video,

0:24:36.960 --> 0:24:40.200
<v Speaker 3>on my bedside table there was a bottle of lube

0:24:40.400 --> 0:24:44.119
<v Speaker 3>poppers and the most lued candle that Elisa got me

0:24:44.200 --> 0:24:47.840
<v Speaker 3>I've ever seen, and it looks it was the craziest scene.

0:24:48.080 --> 0:24:49.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't think any of them clocked it. But when

0:24:49.880 --> 0:24:51.639
<v Speaker 3>I saw I like turned white and I was like

0:24:51.760 --> 0:24:55.919
<v Speaker 3>almost like guys, that's uh, that's not that's a candle.

0:24:55.960 --> 0:24:57.280
<v Speaker 3>That's a candle. But I was like, I'm not gonna

0:24:57.359 --> 0:25:01.040
<v Speaker 3>stammer here and like, yeah, make all attention to it.

0:25:01.080 --> 0:25:02.760
<v Speaker 3>So I was just like, I'm gonna let it rock

0:25:02.800 --> 0:25:05.160
<v Speaker 3>and if they saw it, we'll probably never speak about

0:25:05.160 --> 0:25:08.560
<v Speaker 3>it ever again. But like, I was fucking mortified, Like

0:25:08.720 --> 0:25:11.480
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't believe it. Those paupers are in you. They

0:25:11.560 --> 0:25:13.399
<v Speaker 3>literally are in you. She told me to hide them.

0:25:13.560 --> 0:25:15.560
<v Speaker 3>She was like, take these from me and hide them

0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:17.320
<v Speaker 3>because they keep waking up in the middle of the

0:25:17.440 --> 0:25:18.520
<v Speaker 3>night and hitting them.

0:25:18.640 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 4>So I.

0:25:20.800 --> 0:25:22.560
<v Speaker 2>Haven't touched those for like a year. I got a

0:25:22.560 --> 0:25:27.840
<v Speaker 2>new bottle. Yeah, because I like, don't poppers go bad?

0:25:27.880 --> 0:25:30.720
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you, I guess maybe, yeah, they like

0:25:30.760 --> 0:25:34.000
<v Speaker 2>start to like disintegrate and like because it's literally nail

0:25:34.040 --> 0:25:34.679
<v Speaker 2>polish remover.

0:25:34.840 --> 0:25:37.320
<v Speaker 3>Every time I do poppers. The day after, I literally

0:25:37.400 --> 0:25:40.000
<v Speaker 3>feel like my life is ending and I'm having an

0:25:40.040 --> 0:25:42.359
<v Speaker 3>ever lasting heart effect evermore.

0:25:42.800 --> 0:25:44.880
<v Speaker 2>Taylor Switch, Oh my god, that's probably why I felt

0:25:44.920 --> 0:25:47.800
<v Speaker 2>crazy after Beyonce concerts because I was hitting poppers. That's

0:25:47.840 --> 0:25:49.800
<v Speaker 2>literally what it was. Because I was like, I'm not drunk.

0:25:49.800 --> 0:25:53.159
<v Speaker 2>I didn't do anything it's literally because I had to.

0:25:54.720 --> 0:25:56.800
<v Speaker 2>It just felt right, you know, like it just felt

0:25:56.840 --> 0:26:01.439
<v Speaker 2>like the environment. It's annoying though, because I didn't have

0:26:01.520 --> 0:26:06.359
<v Speaker 2>sex at the concert. I thought I was gonna find

0:26:07.480 --> 0:26:10.679
<v Speaker 2>find find somebody who's like a little taller than me,

0:26:10.960 --> 0:26:15.760
<v Speaker 2>wears like ringer shirts, has a mustache. I'm right here.

0:26:15.920 --> 0:26:21.239
<v Speaker 2>Made you described me, Hello, you need to grow your

0:26:21.280 --> 0:26:21.880
<v Speaker 2>hair back out.

0:26:21.880 --> 0:26:25.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm not kidding, no, up to hear. I saw pictures

0:26:25.920 --> 0:26:28.480
<v Speaker 3>of myself with long, fucking curly hair, and I was

0:26:28.520 --> 0:26:30.639
<v Speaker 3>like mortified. I was like, I cannot I think that

0:26:30.760 --> 0:26:31.840
<v Speaker 3>was like your hottest era.

0:26:32.600 --> 0:26:33.159
<v Speaker 4>Not for me.

0:26:33.280 --> 0:26:37.000
<v Speaker 3>I was like, nasty, fucking boots. I literally looked like

0:26:37.080 --> 0:26:39.120
<v Speaker 3>dishoveled and unkept, and like.

0:26:39.280 --> 0:26:41.400
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I think I think you looked good.

0:26:41.920 --> 0:26:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think he looked really good.

0:26:43.320 --> 0:26:45.080
<v Speaker 4>But I just say that I do like your hair

0:26:45.160 --> 0:26:45.640
<v Speaker 4>like this too.

0:26:46.280 --> 0:26:48.439
<v Speaker 3>Guys. Okay, I listened to this.

0:26:48.480 --> 0:26:49.199
<v Speaker 2>You gotta get him something.

0:26:49.880 --> 0:26:54.800
<v Speaker 3>Someone was Isabelle Glow was in Madrid and there's this

0:26:54.920 --> 0:27:01.919
<v Speaker 3>like pre Isabella just wait, there was this prehistoric exhibition

0:27:02.080 --> 0:27:08.760
<v Speaker 3>there at the Archaeological Museum and look at this. Is

0:27:08.800 --> 0:27:09.960
<v Speaker 3>that not me? Bro?

0:27:10.080 --> 0:27:11.680
<v Speaker 2>I think that's supposed to be Jesus.

0:27:11.960 --> 0:27:13.960
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, he's like a cave person napping.

0:27:14.119 --> 0:27:15.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh that is that?

0:27:15.800 --> 0:27:16.159
<v Speaker 3>Literally?

0:27:16.600 --> 0:27:18.240
<v Speaker 2>Is you sleeping with the knife next to you after

0:27:18.240 --> 0:27:25.560
<v Speaker 2>the intruder came in with the knife so close to him.

0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:26.119
<v Speaker 2>Was he scared?

0:27:26.920 --> 0:27:29.520
<v Speaker 3>He's probably like a hunter and gather and he's just

0:27:29.640 --> 0:27:31.520
<v Speaker 3>keeping him next to him for bears or something.

0:27:32.280 --> 0:27:34.320
<v Speaker 1>But that was like.

0:27:34.720 --> 0:27:37.639
<v Speaker 3>Divine truth entering my body. Sometimes when people ask me

0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:42.720
<v Speaker 3>questions like I don't spread misinformation, it's Jesus Christ spreading

0:27:42.720 --> 0:27:43.280
<v Speaker 3>his message.

0:27:43.400 --> 0:27:46.320
<v Speaker 2>That's what you're calling the contextual clues of a cave

0:27:46.359 --> 0:27:48.840
<v Speaker 2>man sleeping with a knife. Like you're not calling that

0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:51.760
<v Speaker 2>just like oh, you went to public school and learned

0:27:51.800 --> 0:27:53.520
<v Speaker 2>that they had to like hunt and gather.

0:27:53.640 --> 0:27:56.560
<v Speaker 3>It's like divine intuition, Like something just comes over me

0:27:56.600 --> 0:27:59.040
<v Speaker 3>and I just know the answer to all of these questions.

0:27:59.800 --> 0:28:05.359
<v Speaker 3>But but I'll fuck Oh the knife thing, man, that

0:28:05.520 --> 0:28:08.600
<v Speaker 3>was so fucked up, like having to sleep all the night,

0:28:08.720 --> 0:28:10.840
<v Speaker 3>literally so scared. I had a full blown panic attack

0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:13.960
<v Speaker 3>last night, like shaking and writhing and like it was

0:28:13.960 --> 0:28:14.760
<v Speaker 3>really scary. Yeah.

0:28:14.840 --> 0:28:16.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and for all of y'all who think of me.

0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:18.040
<v Speaker 2>And I went in there and I comforted him, so

0:28:18.200 --> 0:28:19.320
<v Speaker 2>she kissed my forehead.

0:28:20.000 --> 0:28:21.040
<v Speaker 4>Really, did you? Actually?

0:28:21.200 --> 0:28:23.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was so scared. I don't know what came

0:28:23.760 --> 0:28:25.359
<v Speaker 3>over me. It was like it was like when I

0:28:25.400 --> 0:28:27.800
<v Speaker 3>was sixteen, like looking at the stars, like having a

0:28:27.800 --> 0:28:30.000
<v Speaker 3>panic attack because I was like, it's so infinite and

0:28:30.320 --> 0:28:32.560
<v Speaker 3>never ending, like none of this is real, like, but

0:28:32.640 --> 0:28:36.080
<v Speaker 3>it was like I was legitimately convinced I was like dying,

0:28:36.080 --> 0:28:37.840
<v Speaker 3>and I like called for Josh because he was in

0:28:37.880 --> 0:28:40.320
<v Speaker 3>the hallway and he didn't hear me, and I was like, fuck, dude,

0:28:40.320 --> 0:28:42.320
<v Speaker 3>they're gonna wake up to me dead. And then I

0:28:42.360 --> 0:28:44.520
<v Speaker 3>like kind of grounded myself back to reality with that

0:28:44.560 --> 0:28:46.920
<v Speaker 3>whole fucking Fiver trick or whatever where you like name

0:28:47.000 --> 0:28:49.520
<v Speaker 3>five things that you can see, taste and smell or whatever.

0:28:51.160 --> 0:28:53.920
<v Speaker 3>And I kind of came down. And then by the

0:28:53.960 --> 0:28:56.400
<v Speaker 3>time Eny was there, I was like coming down like heavily.

0:28:56.680 --> 0:28:58.720
<v Speaker 3>I saw India and I just broke out of my

0:28:58.760 --> 0:29:00.680
<v Speaker 3>panic attack. I had separate anxiety.

0:29:00.960 --> 0:29:02.840
<v Speaker 2>Like he saw my face and he's like, oh my god, like.

0:29:04.520 --> 0:29:07.320
<v Speaker 3>My angel, I couldn't look at the lights. Oh it

0:29:07.400 --> 0:29:09.320
<v Speaker 3>was so scary, and you were so bright.

0:29:09.200 --> 0:29:11.280
<v Speaker 2>And I was such a bright light that I like

0:29:11.360 --> 0:29:14.080
<v Speaker 2>cleared his mind. No, I literally had no idea what

0:29:14.120 --> 0:29:14.280
<v Speaker 2>to do.

0:29:14.320 --> 0:29:17.840
<v Speaker 3>I was just like, Okay, there's like literally nothing you

0:29:17.880 --> 0:29:19.920
<v Speaker 3>can do. I just want to be next to someone

0:29:20.280 --> 0:29:23.240
<v Speaker 3>when that's going down so much comfort, no, no, no LUs

0:29:23.520 --> 0:29:24.800
<v Speaker 3>no lust, so.

0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:28.120
<v Speaker 2>The blood stops racing to your heart and starts going

0:29:28.160 --> 0:29:29.840
<v Speaker 2>to your Yeah, it's.

0:29:29.960 --> 0:29:34.080
<v Speaker 3>A really good idea. No. But when I was like

0:29:34.120 --> 0:29:36.440
<v Speaker 3>having my panic attacks when I was like sixteen, and

0:29:36.520 --> 0:29:39.240
<v Speaker 3>just like freaking the fuck out every night, like if

0:29:39.280 --> 0:29:42.880
<v Speaker 3>you know, like chronically panic, like chronic panic disorders, like

0:29:43.240 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 3>you know like what I'm talking about, but like literally

0:29:45.960 --> 0:29:47.800
<v Speaker 3>just like freaking the fuck out every night, and I

0:29:47.800 --> 0:29:49.920
<v Speaker 3>would just like call my mom up to my room

0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:52.240
<v Speaker 3>and have her sleep in my bed because I was like,

0:29:52.240 --> 0:29:54.720
<v Speaker 3>like my it felt like my body was like buzzing

0:29:54.760 --> 0:29:56.440
<v Speaker 3>and like I had to move and I was like

0:29:56.800 --> 0:29:59.120
<v Speaker 3>super restless, and I was so scared. Like there were

0:29:59.160 --> 0:30:01.400
<v Speaker 3>moments like where like I literally was like I want

0:30:01.440 --> 0:30:03.240
<v Speaker 3>to jump out of my fucking window because like I

0:30:03.560 --> 0:30:05.440
<v Speaker 3>can't go anywhere, like I don't know what to do,

0:30:05.560 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 3>like I'm stuck in my body. But it was like

0:30:08.360 --> 0:30:11.040
<v Speaker 3>you coming into my room was like my mother comforting me.

0:30:11.080 --> 0:30:11.959
<v Speaker 3>It was very sweet.

0:30:12.240 --> 0:30:14.160
<v Speaker 2>Also, why are you so shocked that I would kiss

0:30:14.200 --> 0:30:15.600
<v Speaker 2>my friend. Hello, this is.

0:30:15.480 --> 0:30:18.240
<v Speaker 4>My boy, Like, yeah, I mean you guys we.

0:30:19.840 --> 0:30:22.080
<v Speaker 2>Kiss. That's like the second time this week that we've

0:30:22.120 --> 0:30:25.800
<v Speaker 2>like shared an account of affection or done affectionate thing.

0:30:25.800 --> 0:30:28.680
<v Speaker 2>And a friend was like, whoa was? Because Elsie, when

0:30:28.680 --> 0:30:30.800
<v Speaker 2>we were like at the stadium and we both were

0:30:30.840 --> 0:30:32.760
<v Speaker 2>like holding each other and then we like what like

0:30:32.800 --> 0:30:34.360
<v Speaker 2>we were going to kiss and they like just kept

0:30:34.360 --> 0:30:38.160
<v Speaker 2>moving and she was like, what the fuck was that?

0:30:39.120 --> 0:30:42.000
<v Speaker 2>I was literally just like us actually being affectionate to

0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:43.320
<v Speaker 2>each other, like it was.

0:30:43.720 --> 0:30:44.560
<v Speaker 3>It was real.

0:30:45.800 --> 0:30:47.680
<v Speaker 4>You know what helps me when I have panic attacks?

0:30:48.520 --> 0:30:50.760
<v Speaker 6>What banging your mama?

0:30:50.920 --> 0:30:53.120
<v Speaker 4>Now, I'll take out my funk pop collection.

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:57.640
<v Speaker 2>And just look at them. Do you let yourself open

0:30:57.640 --> 0:30:58.960
<v Speaker 2>one up? Or do you keep it in the bottom.

0:30:58.960 --> 0:31:00.800
<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to open one of them, I was serious,

0:31:00.800 --> 0:31:03.200
<v Speaker 4>but I will never I'll touch the box, which I'm

0:31:03.360 --> 0:31:04.360
<v Speaker 4>usually not allowed to do.

0:31:04.720 --> 0:31:08.040
<v Speaker 3>Your greasy fucking fingerprints on the glass, like pop on

0:31:08.080 --> 0:31:11.880
<v Speaker 3>a Marvel movie, a Marvel movie, Funko pops and then

0:31:12.240 --> 0:31:13.959
<v Speaker 3>Harry Potter flavored popcorn.

0:31:14.240 --> 0:31:18.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, every Podder flavor, Like what is Harry Podder flavor?

0:31:18.720 --> 0:31:22.160
<v Speaker 3>Like butter beer? Like butter beer like kettlecorn.

0:31:22.280 --> 0:31:23.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, did you wake up feeling better?

0:31:24.000 --> 0:31:28.760
<v Speaker 3>No? No, you don't have to talk about it though

0:31:29.400 --> 0:31:30.520
<v Speaker 3>it's really angxious.

0:31:30.680 --> 0:31:30.760
<v Speaker 4>No.

0:31:30.840 --> 0:31:33.600
<v Speaker 3>I felt up like perfect today, except my heart hurts

0:31:33.720 --> 0:31:35.720
<v Speaker 3>because it was I swear to god, my BPM got

0:31:35.760 --> 0:31:37.680
<v Speaker 3>up to two hundred. It was fucked up. I was

0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:40.520
<v Speaker 3>like almost like gonna crawl to Josh's room to like

0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:42.520
<v Speaker 3>use his little heart monitor, but I was like, I

0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:44.320
<v Speaker 3>don't even need to see that because it'll freak me

0:31:44.360 --> 0:31:45.080
<v Speaker 3>out even more.

0:31:45.280 --> 0:31:48.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, after I finished comforting you, I went and

0:31:48.080 --> 0:31:50.720
<v Speaker 2>played Texas Chainsaw mask Her and screamed in the.

0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:53.640
<v Speaker 3>Living room with my friends, so yeah.

0:31:53.840 --> 0:31:56.480
<v Speaker 2>You're jealous. And then we watched Texas Chainsaw ask Her

0:31:56.480 --> 0:31:59.440
<v Speaker 2>and it was like the funniest movie I've ever seen.

0:31:59.560 --> 0:32:01.800
<v Speaker 3>Like good, I love that movie.

0:32:01.880 --> 0:32:03.800
<v Speaker 2>It was so good. But also X is such a

0:32:03.840 --> 0:32:06.320
<v Speaker 2>complete rip of it that I was like, oh my god, dude,

0:32:06.360 --> 0:32:10.520
<v Speaker 2>like this is fucking crazy. And Elsie and Sabrina were

0:32:10.520 --> 0:32:12.560
<v Speaker 2>cracking up because we were sitting there watching it, and I

0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:15.200
<v Speaker 2>was like, this is literally the movie X, Like this

0:32:15.320 --> 0:32:17.560
<v Speaker 2>is insane. And then I was just like saying, I

0:32:17.560 --> 0:32:19.840
<v Speaker 2>was like, if they stop at a gas station, I'm

0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:22.560
<v Speaker 2>gonna be fucking pissed, and then they drove up into

0:32:22.560 --> 0:32:24.160
<v Speaker 2>one and we were dying laugh because we were like, oh,

0:32:24.200 --> 0:32:26.920
<v Speaker 2>this is fully literally like this is just that movie.

0:32:27.040 --> 0:32:29.280
<v Speaker 2>But they started off with the brother in a wheelchair

0:32:29.360 --> 0:32:32.600
<v Speaker 2>just falling down a hill for no reason, like like

0:32:33.040 --> 0:32:38.400
<v Speaker 2>oh insert clip. Like they started with the brother is

0:32:38.800 --> 0:32:42.240
<v Speaker 2>in a wheelchair and he just is like they take

0:32:42.280 --> 0:32:44.680
<v Speaker 2>him out to go pee and he's like pissing at

0:32:44.680 --> 0:32:48.120
<v Speaker 2>the side of the road and a truck passes and

0:32:48.160 --> 0:32:51.880
<v Speaker 2>they are trying to convince the audience that the wind

0:32:52.000 --> 0:32:55.640
<v Speaker 2>velocity of that truck passing was so intense that his

0:32:55.680 --> 0:32:59.360
<v Speaker 2>wheelchair pushed forward in grass and he just rolls through

0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:03.960
<v Speaker 2>a hayfield like down. It was fucking hilarious because he

0:33:04.080 --> 0:33:06.480
<v Speaker 2>wasn't hurt, like he had like rips in his shirt,

0:33:06.480 --> 0:33:07.960
<v Speaker 2>but he wasn't bloody or anything. He was just like

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:11.200
<v Speaker 2>laying and he was like, ah, like why did they

0:33:11.240 --> 0:33:13.800
<v Speaker 2>make that happen? They just like wanted to push him.

0:33:14.000 --> 0:33:14.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:33:14.920 --> 0:33:17.080
<v Speaker 3>That just made me think about how like every time

0:33:17.120 --> 0:33:19.840
<v Speaker 3>I watched like a horror movie, I'm like I would

0:33:19.840 --> 0:33:21.360
<v Speaker 3>have done this, I would have done that, Like you

0:33:21.360 --> 0:33:23.240
<v Speaker 3>shouldn't have done this, Like why did you do that,

0:33:23.280 --> 0:33:25.960
<v Speaker 3>but like does it take my hand or talk to me,

0:33:26.080 --> 0:33:28.840
<v Speaker 3>talk to me, talk to talk to me. Like I

0:33:28.880 --> 0:33:32.000
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh wow, Like I would not change anything

0:33:32.040 --> 0:33:34.239
<v Speaker 3>about the scary movie I'm in, like my horror movie arc.

0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:38.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm in my horror movie arc right now, but I

0:33:38.720 --> 0:33:41.200
<v Speaker 3>like want to see I want to like make my

0:33:41.280 --> 0:33:43.400
<v Speaker 3>own just ride it just for fun. Like it'll never

0:33:43.440 --> 0:33:45.080
<v Speaker 3>get made, but like I feel like it would be

0:33:45.120 --> 0:33:47.440
<v Speaker 3>so fun and cathartic to like write about people getting

0:33:47.440 --> 0:33:49.160
<v Speaker 3>like murdered in plane crashes.

0:33:48.800 --> 0:33:50.800
<v Speaker 2>And shit, Like I want to ride you so bad.

0:33:51.160 --> 0:33:53.760
<v Speaker 3>I said, right, Oh sorry, I was like, but you

0:33:53.760 --> 0:33:59.560
<v Speaker 3>can ride me. I used to Oh this also actually

0:33:59.600 --> 0:34:01.320
<v Speaker 3>ties in, And I don't know why I wrote this down,

0:34:01.400 --> 0:34:04.120
<v Speaker 3>but I said, I used to be so obsessed with

0:34:04.240 --> 0:34:08.200
<v Speaker 3>VFX makeup, like and would make my own fake blood

0:34:08.200 --> 0:34:11.320
<v Speaker 3>from corn stars, red and blue food coloring and chocolate syrup.

0:34:11.719 --> 0:34:14.319
<v Speaker 3>And that was like the when I was making that shit,

0:34:14.400 --> 0:34:17.120
<v Speaker 3>Like I remember it sat in our pantry for like

0:34:17.360 --> 0:34:19.840
<v Speaker 3>years after my parents were so pissed that I wasted

0:34:19.840 --> 0:34:22.400
<v Speaker 3>a bottle of cornstarch. But like I would just like

0:34:22.480 --> 0:34:25.120
<v Speaker 3>put it on myself and like play dead on the ground,

0:34:25.200 --> 0:34:27.040
<v Speaker 3>and like no one would ever, if I can believe.

0:34:26.800 --> 0:34:28.880
<v Speaker 2>Me, there was that one girl on YouTube who was

0:34:28.960 --> 0:34:31.640
<v Speaker 2>really good at BFx, and I would watch the fuck

0:34:31.640 --> 0:34:32.120
<v Speaker 2>out of her.

0:34:32.080 --> 0:34:33.120
<v Speaker 3>Videos, The Redhead.

0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:37.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Yes, and I was really condesced, like monster made

0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:38.960
<v Speaker 2>or something. I was like, I'm gonna do VFX, like

0:34:39.000 --> 0:34:42.759
<v Speaker 2>that's gonna be what I do, and instead I do this.

0:34:42.960 --> 0:34:45.160
<v Speaker 2>So some would say it's really similar.

0:34:45.360 --> 0:34:47.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's two monsters.

0:34:47.200 --> 0:34:48.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm causing harm.

0:34:48.239 --> 0:34:53.719
<v Speaker 3>Somehow, it's misinformation spreading misinformation. But yeah, I know, I

0:34:53.800 --> 0:34:56.719
<v Speaker 3>literally like I feel like it might be like a

0:34:56.800 --> 0:34:59.520
<v Speaker 3>rite of passage for like creative people too, Like is

0:34:59.560 --> 0:35:02.400
<v Speaker 3>to like make a fake cut on their face or something,

0:35:02.480 --> 0:35:03.759
<v Speaker 3>or like to make their fingernails.

0:35:03.760 --> 0:35:06.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, either somebody who gives yourself a fake cut on

0:35:06.440 --> 0:35:08.680
<v Speaker 2>your face or you're somebody who does the Tate skull

0:35:08.760 --> 0:35:10.560
<v Speaker 2>making the two.

0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:12.960
<v Speaker 3>Ends, the two ends of the spectrum. Let's talk about

0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:15.200
<v Speaker 3>the polymer clay of VFX makeup pipeline.

0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:18.799
<v Speaker 2>Though I know, I also, like every kid who liked

0:35:18.840 --> 0:35:20.720
<v Speaker 2>Palmer Clays wearing, we were going to be like stop

0:35:20.800 --> 0:35:22.279
<v Speaker 2>motion animated, like I swore.

0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:25.120
<v Speaker 3>I still swore until I was like twenty. Yeah, I know,

0:35:25.760 --> 0:35:27.759
<v Speaker 3>Oh I remember, I was like, oh, I'm going to

0:35:27.880 --> 0:35:28.279
<v Speaker 3>do this.

0:35:29.000 --> 0:35:31.799
<v Speaker 2>Halloween is coming up, so that means we're about to

0:35:31.840 --> 0:35:35.680
<v Speaker 2>see the worst pictures that Instagram has to offer.

0:35:35.920 --> 0:35:38.960
<v Speaker 3>Picture. Yeah, I feel that means the Illuminati really like

0:35:39.040 --> 0:35:41.120
<v Speaker 3>did their thing with the Halloween last year, because like

0:35:41.200 --> 0:35:43.520
<v Speaker 3>all of the biggest influencers in the world, all of

0:35:43.560 --> 0:35:49.040
<v Speaker 3>their Halloween photos were edited so saftly, all by what

0:35:49.080 --> 0:35:52.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm assuming to be is the same person. Like it

0:35:52.120 --> 0:35:55.280
<v Speaker 3>was so bizarre, Like they all had just like shitty

0:35:55.320 --> 0:35:56.520
<v Speaker 3>backgrounds in the.

0:35:56.719 --> 0:35:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Green screen, like not even green screen, like weird cutout.

0:36:00.360 --> 0:36:04.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly, and no one was like like saying anything

0:36:04.800 --> 0:36:07.239
<v Speaker 3>about it, and I thought it was going crazy. Yeah,

0:36:07.320 --> 0:36:10.800
<v Speaker 3>but like the world elites had the most bizarre Halloween photos.

0:36:10.880 --> 0:36:13.239
<v Speaker 3>I'm really struggling this year, y'all coming up with the

0:36:13.239 --> 0:36:15.239
<v Speaker 3>Halloween costume. I told any one that.

0:36:15.200 --> 0:36:17.200
<v Speaker 2>I was like the beginning of September.

0:36:18.600 --> 0:36:23.560
<v Speaker 3>That I was serious about and it was no, I'm

0:36:23.560 --> 0:36:26.000
<v Speaker 3>going to keep that one because I might actually do that.

0:36:27.360 --> 0:36:30.839
<v Speaker 3>But we found our joint costume. Yeah, it's overdone, it's

0:36:30.840 --> 0:36:32.799
<v Speaker 3>a played out a bit, but like it's cute and

0:36:32.840 --> 0:36:34.960
<v Speaker 3>it'll it'll kill. Yeah.

0:36:36.080 --> 0:36:38.439
<v Speaker 2>I was thinking, can't I can't say that?

0:36:39.280 --> 0:36:40.920
<v Speaker 3>Why don't I see butterflies anymore.

0:36:42.200 --> 0:36:45.320
<v Speaker 2>I see butterflies all the time. I don't literally driving

0:36:45.320 --> 0:36:47.040
<v Speaker 2>in your car though. That day, remember I saw too.

0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:49.440
<v Speaker 2>We were driving and then like they went over your roof,

0:36:49.480 --> 0:36:51.040
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, dude, your car is so awesome

0:36:51.080 --> 0:36:53.520
<v Speaker 2>because if a butterfly or something flies over the car,

0:36:53.560 --> 0:36:53.920
<v Speaker 2>I can.

0:36:53.800 --> 0:36:55.799
<v Speaker 3>Just look up at us. Yeah.

0:36:55.840 --> 0:36:57.760
<v Speaker 2>So maybe you have to attract that kind of positive

0:36:57.840 --> 0:37:00.359
<v Speaker 2>energy to see those kind of positive things, because I'm

0:37:00.400 --> 0:37:04.799
<v Speaker 2>such an aura of positivity and comfort and calmness and

0:37:04.880 --> 0:37:08.640
<v Speaker 2>warmth that those things just come towards me and come

0:37:08.680 --> 0:37:09.000
<v Speaker 2>on me.

0:37:11.800 --> 0:37:12.600
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, no.

0:37:13.600 --> 0:37:13.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

0:37:13.840 --> 0:37:16.280
<v Speaker 3>I literally just saw one. I'm not even fucking playing.

0:37:16.440 --> 0:37:21.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm not even no, no, I swear to god.

0:37:26.880 --> 0:37:28.239
<v Speaker 2>Actually was it a green one?

0:37:28.480 --> 0:37:31.080
<v Speaker 3>No, It's like it might have been of my eyes,

0:37:31.120 --> 0:37:31.920
<v Speaker 3>like yellowish.

0:37:32.000 --> 0:37:32.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I saw it too.

0:37:32.840 --> 0:37:34.520
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, you just saw one, right now?

0:37:35.480 --> 0:37:36.560
<v Speaker 2>I saw one. Do you believe me?

0:37:36.719 --> 0:37:39.440
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm gonna take that fucking hard drive and snap it.

0:37:39.480 --> 0:37:40.799
<v Speaker 4>It's my favorite hard drive.

0:37:40.880 --> 0:37:41.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm gonna take your lap.

0:37:42.000 --> 0:37:42.960
<v Speaker 2>That would be bad for us.

0:37:43.480 --> 0:37:44.919
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that would be bad for you guys.

0:37:44.960 --> 0:37:48.359
<v Speaker 3>So I don't give a fuck. You're my op too, right,

0:37:48.400 --> 0:37:50.800
<v Speaker 3>now I got so many fucking ops, and two of

0:37:50.880 --> 0:37:51.400
<v Speaker 3>them are in the room.

0:37:51.560 --> 0:37:53.359
<v Speaker 2>The thing is Drew is saying that as a joke,

0:37:53.440 --> 0:37:56.879
<v Speaker 2>But Drew genuinely will make up like some of them,

0:37:57.080 --> 0:37:59.399
<v Speaker 2>like a lot of them. I understand where his brain

0:37:59.480 --> 0:38:01.680
<v Speaker 2>goes is to why he decides to call someone is off.

0:38:01.960 --> 0:38:05.640
<v Speaker 2>But sometimes it is the most like subpar miscommunication or

0:38:05.800 --> 0:38:08.680
<v Speaker 2>like just lackluster reason. And Drew will literally hone in

0:38:08.760 --> 0:38:11.640
<v Speaker 2>on one person and be like, they want me dead,

0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:14.600
<v Speaker 2>they want me to like not be living, like they

0:38:14.920 --> 0:38:16.360
<v Speaker 2>hate me. They're talking about me.

0:38:16.520 --> 0:38:18.960
<v Speaker 3>I know that I ever said that. Never have I

0:38:19.040 --> 0:38:22.120
<v Speaker 3>ever said that. I just can feel an energy shift

0:38:22.200 --> 0:38:24.680
<v Speaker 3>in certain people, and I'm like, I want to get

0:38:24.719 --> 0:38:26.840
<v Speaker 3>to the fucking bottom of this. What the fuck is

0:38:26.920 --> 0:38:30.480
<v Speaker 3>going on? There's no communication on there, and so I'm

0:38:30.560 --> 0:38:32.720
<v Speaker 3>just like, oh, like, fuck you, You're in my own.

0:38:33.239 --> 0:38:36.600
<v Speaker 2>So what's happening is you are a naturally anxious person

0:38:37.480 --> 0:38:42.080
<v Speaker 2>and at the slightest tone shift, you become panicked and

0:38:42.600 --> 0:38:44.600
<v Speaker 2>you are considering this person now your enemy.

0:38:44.920 --> 0:38:46.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but don't fuck with me.

0:38:46.800 --> 0:38:48.400
<v Speaker 2>What's actually happening is.

0:38:48.600 --> 0:38:49.800
<v Speaker 4>I don't think it's absorbing.

0:38:50.040 --> 0:38:52.800
<v Speaker 2>You're right, He's like, yup.

0:38:53.560 --> 0:38:56.880
<v Speaker 4>I will say, I feel like you are very intuitive,

0:38:57.000 --> 0:38:59.800
<v Speaker 4>Like you've texted me multiple times just been like hey, what,

0:39:00.400 --> 0:39:02.759
<v Speaker 4>like what's up. And it's been like when I'm like,

0:39:03.719 --> 0:39:07.520
<v Speaker 4>oh my god, like there's too much weight on my shoulders,

0:39:07.520 --> 0:39:09.480
<v Speaker 4>I'll be like lying in bed paralyzed, and you'll text

0:39:09.520 --> 0:39:11.640
<v Speaker 4>me and I'll be like, this is insane. It's happened

0:39:11.640 --> 0:39:12.280
<v Speaker 4>like four times.

0:39:12.360 --> 0:39:14.840
<v Speaker 3>I can sense people's No, that's because he has a

0:39:14.880 --> 0:39:15.799
<v Speaker 3>camera in your room.

0:39:15.960 --> 0:39:18.279
<v Speaker 2>Kai, It's because he's watching.

0:39:18.600 --> 0:39:21.560
<v Speaker 3>At all moments. I actually I won't even talk about

0:39:21.560 --> 0:39:22.200
<v Speaker 3>what he was doing.

0:39:22.800 --> 0:39:26.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, don't don't expost him like that, don't expose it wasn't.

0:39:26.840 --> 0:39:28.520
<v Speaker 3>But thank you, Kay. I do feel that way you do.

0:39:28.640 --> 0:39:30.280
<v Speaker 4>You're very intuitive. You're like a female.

0:39:30.600 --> 0:39:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what the hell?

0:39:31.960 --> 0:39:35.560
<v Speaker 3>Don't ever say the f slur again? That was crazy.

0:39:36.200 --> 0:39:37.800
<v Speaker 2>Also, I don't know why I just thought it. I

0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:39.839
<v Speaker 2>think I thought of it because saying that you had

0:39:39.840 --> 0:39:44.280
<v Speaker 2>a camera in Kai's bedroom, but something I have mentioned

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:47.759
<v Speaker 2>eight million times since it's happened. Shane Dawson saying, look,

0:39:47.840 --> 0:39:51.120
<v Speaker 2>look the phone just like like it can see your

0:39:51.160 --> 0:39:52.680
<v Speaker 2>face even when it doesn't see your face in the

0:39:52.680 --> 0:39:56.520
<v Speaker 2>phone already being unlocked and then like swiping the camera

0:39:56.680 --> 0:39:58.279
<v Speaker 2>thing that he had for a cover. Have you seen that?

0:39:58.880 --> 0:40:02.040
<v Speaker 2>He's like was making about like how your iPhones can

0:40:02.200 --> 0:40:04.239
<v Speaker 2>just like know who you are or something. It was

0:40:04.280 --> 0:40:08.359
<v Speaker 2>like some stupid shit, and he literally showed his face

0:40:08.440 --> 0:40:10.880
<v Speaker 2>to his phone so it unlocked with face ID, and

0:40:11.000 --> 0:40:12.800
<v Speaker 2>then he was like, watch look at this and was

0:40:12.840 --> 0:40:15.360
<v Speaker 2>trying to show that, like the phone can see you

0:40:15.520 --> 0:40:18.960
<v Speaker 2>no matter what. That like, it's not the camera that's

0:40:19.000 --> 0:40:21.560
<v Speaker 2>a camera, it's like the set the yeah that it's

0:40:21.600 --> 0:40:23.800
<v Speaker 2>like an infrared camera that they used to stalk you

0:40:23.960 --> 0:40:27.880
<v Speaker 2>and like track your facial movements like at every waking moment. Okay,

0:40:28.760 --> 0:40:31.560
<v Speaker 2>but he had like it was so stupid. I'll show

0:40:31.560 --> 0:40:34.839
<v Speaker 2>you and then we have to insert it. But right,

0:40:35.120 --> 0:40:36.120
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, that's awkward.

0:40:36.239 --> 0:40:37.359
<v Speaker 3>Come here, give me a kiss.

0:40:50.920 --> 0:40:56.920
<v Speaker 4>That was a good kiss. No more slaps, just kisses,

0:40:57.000 --> 0:41:01.000
<v Speaker 4>nose kisses. Okay, yeah, this is in hugs.

0:41:01.120 --> 0:41:03.440
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe you were somebody I followed since you

0:41:03.560 --> 0:41:06.000
<v Speaker 2>posted about Beyonce being your crush eighteen times and I

0:41:06.080 --> 0:41:07.120
<v Speaker 2>really was like, that's.

0:41:07.000 --> 0:41:08.359
<v Speaker 3>My that's my man.

0:41:08.719 --> 0:41:12.400
<v Speaker 4>Is that the same era where You're like I'm gonna

0:41:12.440 --> 0:41:13.000
<v Speaker 4>hit h.

0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:15.000
<v Speaker 2>No, we hadn't met each other in real life at

0:41:15.040 --> 0:41:17.240
<v Speaker 2>that point. But we were like, I think, maybe following

0:41:17.280 --> 0:41:17.920
<v Speaker 2>each other, and I was.

0:41:17.920 --> 0:41:19.120
<v Speaker 3>Like, my god, we were like fourteen.

0:41:19.520 --> 0:41:22.520
<v Speaker 2>I was like, he's cute, like by bay.

0:41:25.040 --> 0:41:25.200
<v Speaker 5>Oh.

0:41:26.640 --> 0:41:30.080
<v Speaker 2>I also thought every single boy I was friends with

0:41:30.200 --> 0:41:31.960
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna day like it was like a problem.

0:41:32.000 --> 0:41:33.239
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god, he's so nice to me,

0:41:33.360 --> 0:41:35.080
<v Speaker 2>like we should have sex, even though.

0:41:34.960 --> 0:41:38.560
<v Speaker 3>Like I was never going to have literally still you today. Yeah,

0:41:38.560 --> 0:41:48.160
<v Speaker 3>anybody who's like anyone, not just boys, anyone cut that now,

0:41:51.000 --> 0:41:54.840
<v Speaker 3>cut that put that death.

0:41:55.400 --> 0:42:00.800
<v Speaker 2>That damn oh fuck oh I'm seeing the same.

0:42:03.040 --> 0:42:05.160
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So I want to hit my jewels so bad.

0:42:06.560 --> 0:42:07.000
<v Speaker 2>I have to.

0:42:07.520 --> 0:42:11.880
<v Speaker 3>Girl, you're like being sketchy as fuck. No, no, no, okay,

0:42:11.960 --> 0:42:15.160
<v Speaker 3>so see what she does to me. I quit and

0:42:15.239 --> 0:42:17.879
<v Speaker 3>then she picks up all and does it in front

0:42:17.920 --> 0:42:19.319
<v Speaker 3>of showing off.

0:42:22.520 --> 0:42:28.080
<v Speaker 2>Everybody has every every sobriety journey. I relapse comes with

0:42:28.160 --> 0:42:30.960
<v Speaker 2>a relapse, and that's okay, you get back up on it.

0:42:31.080 --> 0:42:36.839
<v Speaker 3>But genuinely I do believe that. Okay, Virginia virginially vaginally,

0:42:37.480 --> 0:42:40.640
<v Speaker 3>but literally like to get sober, there are going to

0:42:40.680 --> 0:42:43.520
<v Speaker 3>be humps in the road, and relapses is one of

0:42:43.560 --> 0:42:46.439
<v Speaker 3>those humps. And it's Okay, even if it's a day,

0:42:46.840 --> 0:42:48.799
<v Speaker 3>even if it's a month, even if it's six months,

0:42:48.840 --> 0:42:54.400
<v Speaker 3>even if it's two years, don't stop trying year. I

0:42:54.600 --> 0:42:57.400
<v Speaker 3>genuinely believe that. Though yeah, we like.

0:43:00.239 --> 0:43:02.239
<v Speaker 2>We're working on it, we're working on it.

0:43:02.400 --> 0:43:03.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to get through this.

0:43:03.600 --> 0:43:09.200
<v Speaker 2>And I'll follow suit one day, one day, okay.

0:43:09.480 --> 0:43:12.840
<v Speaker 3>So we were at a hotel for Oriyan's birthday. We

0:43:12.960 --> 0:43:16.680
<v Speaker 3>got our little hotel room and we had a little

0:43:16.719 --> 0:43:20.879
<v Speaker 3>birthday and when everybody left, it was just the next night.

0:43:20.960 --> 0:43:23.560
<v Speaker 3>It was the last night in the hotel, and me

0:43:23.680 --> 0:43:25.440
<v Speaker 3>and you and Joe Syah were kind of just chilling

0:43:25.760 --> 0:43:28.319
<v Speaker 3>on the couch and I don't know how it got

0:43:28.400 --> 0:43:30.640
<v Speaker 3>brought up, but O'Ryan was like, have you ever seen

0:43:30.800 --> 0:43:31.839
<v Speaker 3>like someone give birth?

0:43:31.880 --> 0:43:33.839
<v Speaker 2>And then you was like, yeah, oh it got brought

0:43:33.920 --> 0:43:36.759
<v Speaker 2>up because she told a crazy story about like a

0:43:37.880 --> 0:43:42.720
<v Speaker 2>like she had seen someone talk about.

0:43:42.880 --> 0:43:45.920
<v Speaker 3>And so we started watching birthing videos and Enya and

0:43:46.080 --> 0:43:50.200
<v Speaker 3>o'riyan both started sobbing, crying in fear and in pain

0:43:50.400 --> 0:43:52.200
<v Speaker 3>for these women, and it was like the crazy I

0:43:52.239 --> 0:43:53.759
<v Speaker 3>got it all on video. I don't know, I'm not.

0:43:53.920 --> 0:43:58.080
<v Speaker 2>Kidding, like I never like I am like somebody who's

0:43:58.200 --> 0:44:02.920
<v Speaker 2>very in between having kids. Like part of me is like, oh,

0:44:03.400 --> 0:44:06.640
<v Speaker 2>when I'm with a good partner, I fully understand it.

0:44:06.920 --> 0:44:08.880
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, Okay, I understand why people have children

0:44:08.920 --> 0:44:10.960
<v Speaker 2>because when you're in a really good relationship and your

0:44:11.000 --> 0:44:13.760
<v Speaker 2>communication is good, everything is good, You're like, why wouldn't

0:44:13.800 --> 0:44:19.680
<v Speaker 2>we have children? I can't believe people do that. That's insane.

0:44:28.840 --> 0:44:36.719
<v Speaker 3>Have you seen Alien Versus Predator? Something is wrong with me?

0:44:39.120 --> 0:44:46.400
<v Speaker 3>Have you seen Alien Versus Predator? What the fuck was

0:44:46.480 --> 0:44:48.160
<v Speaker 3>I referencing? Maybe face?

0:44:48.600 --> 0:44:53.319
<v Speaker 2>Because because the out of there when when what's her

0:44:53.400 --> 0:44:56.120
<v Speaker 2>name gets pregnant with one of the aliens and it

0:44:56.200 --> 0:45:00.880
<v Speaker 2>comes out of her stomach? But I like whatever, So

0:45:00.920 --> 0:45:03.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm always so in between. But something that I've never

0:45:03.520 --> 0:45:05.680
<v Speaker 2>deep dived on but I'm very aware of is how

0:45:05.840 --> 0:45:09.880
<v Speaker 2>painful and agonizing child's birth is. And I've just never

0:45:09.960 --> 0:45:11.400
<v Speaker 2>looked into it because I'm like, that's not something I

0:45:11.520 --> 0:45:14.439
<v Speaker 2>need to know. That epidural is going in. Bitch. Fuck

0:45:14.520 --> 0:45:17.399
<v Speaker 2>you if you were like, oh, fuck no, bitch, give

0:45:17.440 --> 0:45:20.080
<v Speaker 2>me a perk, give me epidural, give me everything, like literally,

0:45:20.120 --> 0:45:22.759
<v Speaker 2>give me everything. Shove it edible down my throat, give

0:45:22.840 --> 0:45:25.279
<v Speaker 2>me a perk. Thirty and get that epiral in me,

0:45:25.440 --> 0:45:26.040
<v Speaker 2>which I want to be.

0:45:27.840 --> 0:45:28.200
<v Speaker 3>Speak.

0:45:28.760 --> 0:45:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Give me a popper, loosen me up, like make it easy.

0:45:32.320 --> 0:45:33.080
<v Speaker 4>But I'm not.

0:45:35.600 --> 0:45:37.719
<v Speaker 3>Vagina poppers. I'm gonna figure it out.

0:45:40.120 --> 0:45:47.000
<v Speaker 2>But it just I've never seen We started looking at

0:45:47.040 --> 0:45:52.879
<v Speaker 2>Mark Zuckerberg too. Yeah, but it just like I never

0:45:53.000 --> 0:46:00.239
<v Speaker 2>looked at videos and they always always avoided I've always

0:46:00.280 --> 0:46:03.000
<v Speaker 2>avoided videos of childbirth. I never looked at it. And

0:46:03.080 --> 0:46:04.680
<v Speaker 2>then O'Ryan just started playing in front of me. And

0:46:04.840 --> 0:46:08.360
<v Speaker 2>I am not kidding, like even the thought of some

0:46:08.480 --> 0:46:11.240
<v Speaker 2>of the things I say. It is so fucking nasty.

0:46:11.320 --> 0:46:14.000
<v Speaker 2>There's nothing beautiful about that. It is a shame. We

0:46:14.160 --> 0:46:17.239
<v Speaker 2>are so barbaric. It is so fucking weird, Like I

0:46:17.320 --> 0:46:21.840
<v Speaker 2>am not kidding, like vagina like like after when you

0:46:21.960 --> 0:46:25.279
<v Speaker 2>have the baby, vagina like so cute, But first of all,

0:46:25.360 --> 0:46:27.560
<v Speaker 2>clean that shit off. It's fucking nasty. It's covered in

0:46:27.680 --> 0:46:30.720
<v Speaker 2>sludge and slime and it's so gross. It is so gross,

0:46:30.800 --> 0:46:32.359
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't think I need to have a kid

0:46:32.400 --> 0:46:34.279
<v Speaker 2>because that is so nasty unless you give me a

0:46:34.320 --> 0:46:36.439
<v Speaker 2>park thirty. Yeah, well can they give you a park thirty?

0:46:36.520 --> 0:46:38.640
<v Speaker 2>Why don't they give girls perk thirties when they're giving birth,

0:46:38.719 --> 0:46:39.960
<v Speaker 2>I think so they can.

0:46:40.280 --> 0:46:41.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to be.

0:46:41.560 --> 0:46:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Turned the fuck up, bitch. I want to be cross

0:46:43.200 --> 0:46:46.320
<v Speaker 2>faded as fuck giving birth to that baby, like immediately

0:46:46.480 --> 0:46:49.600
<v Speaker 2>shove some fucking tequila and an edible down my gullet,

0:46:49.760 --> 0:46:51.719
<v Speaker 2>like the second that baby's coming out. But I guess then,

0:46:51.960 --> 0:46:53.000
<v Speaker 2>is the baby gonna get fucked up?

0:46:53.000 --> 0:46:58.160
<v Speaker 3>Because the second the baby's umbilical cord to the air,

0:46:58.640 --> 0:47:01.279
<v Speaker 3>it has to start breathing through itsnaw okay.

0:47:01.080 --> 0:47:03.520
<v Speaker 2>So once that happens, once that head is out, someone

0:47:03.600 --> 0:47:06.520
<v Speaker 2>come in my fucking I.

0:47:06.680 --> 0:47:10.120
<v Speaker 4>Really believe this. If I gave birth, I wouldn't feel pain,

0:47:10.880 --> 0:47:12.560
<v Speaker 4>Like I feel like it would.

0:47:12.320 --> 0:47:15.320
<v Speaker 3>Be so easy for like a man, like compared to

0:47:15.480 --> 0:47:17.320
<v Speaker 3>like a woman, like yeah, we're.

0:47:17.200 --> 0:47:19.520
<v Speaker 4>Just it would just be like so yeah, Drew.

0:47:19.400 --> 0:47:20.840
<v Speaker 2>Like where would you come out of the tip of

0:47:20.880 --> 0:47:21.400
<v Speaker 2>your wiener?

0:47:22.000 --> 0:47:26.880
<v Speaker 7>Yeah yeah, but it would just be like so easy,

0:47:27.120 --> 0:47:30.239
<v Speaker 7>So dude, I know, and like literally just like like

0:47:30.400 --> 0:47:33.640
<v Speaker 7>you're screaming, bro, you're being so just like relax, You're

0:47:33.719 --> 0:47:37.800
<v Speaker 7>like literally you only do this like a few times maybe,

0:47:40.600 --> 0:47:40.920
<v Speaker 7>but in.

0:47:41.000 --> 0:47:43.120
<v Speaker 4>The moment, like why be present?

0:47:43.280 --> 0:47:46.839
<v Speaker 2>No, I need to be fucked up, Like I need

0:47:46.920 --> 0:47:48.680
<v Speaker 2>them to hand me that baby in my arms be

0:47:48.800 --> 0:47:50.440
<v Speaker 2>so limp from being sucked up that they're like, oh,

0:47:50.520 --> 0:47:52.120
<v Speaker 2>she can't hold a baby yet, like we gotta give.

0:47:52.840 --> 0:47:55.440
<v Speaker 4>I was in I think I remember I was in

0:47:55.440 --> 0:47:58.759
<v Speaker 4>middle school and for like a class we had to

0:47:58.840 --> 0:48:03.000
<v Speaker 4>watch a childbirth and a kid next to me fainted.

0:48:03.840 --> 0:48:07.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh my fucking god, someone fainted at Beyonce. Behind it

0:48:07.880 --> 0:48:09.040
<v Speaker 3>someone the second.

0:48:08.800 --> 0:48:12.239
<v Speaker 2>She gone on stage, we heard like we heard that

0:48:12.680 --> 0:48:16.040
<v Speaker 2>ship just like felt water kind of on your legs,

0:48:16.080 --> 0:48:17.799
<v Speaker 2>and we were like what the fuck and people were

0:48:17.840 --> 0:48:21.759
<v Speaker 2>like like running towards someone, and we turned and there was.

0:48:21.800 --> 0:48:24.920
<v Speaker 4>Just a girl like on the floor and then that's crazy.

0:48:25.000 --> 0:48:27.840
<v Speaker 3>They like got and she was like away.

0:48:27.960 --> 0:48:32.359
<v Speaker 2>She was like what what what? She was freaking out

0:48:32.560 --> 0:48:35.120
<v Speaker 2>and she got up and then literally like her boyfriend

0:48:35.239 --> 0:48:37.000
<v Speaker 2>or whoever she was with took her out and she

0:48:37.160 --> 0:48:39.359
<v Speaker 2>came back because he was like, she's not drunk. She's

0:48:39.400 --> 0:48:41.719
<v Speaker 2>not drunk. She just fainted. Because I think, like the

0:48:41.960 --> 0:48:43.840
<v Speaker 2>security is probably like, oh, she got too fucked up,

0:48:44.040 --> 0:48:47.120
<v Speaker 2>but she literally was so taken up, actually fainted.

0:48:47.719 --> 0:48:52.600
<v Speaker 3>Respect honestly, but wait, a dude fainted and oh yeah.

0:48:52.960 --> 0:48:55.160
<v Speaker 4>It was like this kid that like everyone. He was

0:48:55.239 --> 0:48:59.800
<v Speaker 4>just mean to everyone and I remember like he was

0:49:00.160 --> 0:49:03.759
<v Speaker 4>fully yeah, he was like you know, he was not Yeah.

0:49:03.840 --> 0:49:06.120
<v Speaker 4>People did not fuck with this ad home life. Yeah.

0:49:06.320 --> 0:49:08.520
<v Speaker 4>And then basically like the video came up and his

0:49:08.640 --> 0:49:13.040
<v Speaker 4>head just like hit the he like fell asleep and

0:49:13.239 --> 0:49:14.920
<v Speaker 4>it was It was awesome, bro.

0:49:15.080 --> 0:49:15.319
<v Speaker 2>He was.

0:49:17.120 --> 0:49:19.200
<v Speaker 4>Also I kind of said, I wish I was at

0:49:19.200 --> 0:49:22.560
<v Speaker 4>that Beyonce concert throwing throwing ass and dick around.

0:49:25.280 --> 0:49:27.800
<v Speaker 3>There was that reason you weren't there. There was a

0:49:27.920 --> 0:49:29.120
<v Speaker 3>reason you weren't fucking there.

0:49:29.160 --> 0:49:30.640
<v Speaker 2>We knew you were gonna pull up in like tiny

0:49:30.680 --> 0:49:32.120
<v Speaker 2>shorts and we couldn't do it, Like.

0:49:32.440 --> 0:49:35.080
<v Speaker 3>We've already like booty shorts.

0:49:35.400 --> 0:49:38.120
<v Speaker 2>You in the American apparel disco shorts.

0:49:38.320 --> 0:49:40.560
<v Speaker 3>What y'all don't know is Kay can make a clap.

0:49:41.560 --> 0:49:44.800
<v Speaker 4>That is true, and that's not even a joke kidding.

0:49:44.960 --> 0:49:50.800
<v Speaker 2>Men's asses, specifically straight men's asses, are the most disgusting

0:49:51.040 --> 0:49:54.719
<v Speaker 2>thing ever. God was supposed to do some sort of

0:49:54.840 --> 0:49:59.160
<v Speaker 2>design rework there, because anytime I have seen a man's ass.

0:50:00.040 --> 0:50:03.080
<v Speaker 3>It's a dumpy. It's not like a dump truck. It

0:50:03.200 --> 0:50:05.200
<v Speaker 3>is like a dumpy like fat baggy.

0:50:05.480 --> 0:50:07.520
<v Speaker 2>It's like nasty, Like why does it look like that?

0:50:07.680 --> 0:50:10.440
<v Speaker 2>It always looks so gross. It's so hairy too.

0:50:10.960 --> 0:50:12.440
<v Speaker 3>Well, I got one more thing to say. It's a

0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:16.239
<v Speaker 3>cute little one here we Okay, so you know the

0:50:16.320 --> 0:50:22.959
<v Speaker 3>song beautiful, beautif beautiful beautiful. Let me let me see

0:50:23.080 --> 0:50:24.160
<v Speaker 3>what the song title is.

0:50:24.440 --> 0:50:26.000
<v Speaker 2>It's David Bowie, right.

0:50:26.960 --> 0:50:27.040
<v Speaker 6>M.

0:50:28.520 --> 0:50:30.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think it's called like darling Boy.

0:50:30.840 --> 0:50:33.239
<v Speaker 2>I think it's called Beautiful. No, you're right, you're right.

0:50:35.000 --> 0:50:38.040
<v Speaker 3>I just want to know on this No, it's John Lennon,

0:50:39.440 --> 0:50:45.400
<v Speaker 3>uh nineteen eighty Double Fantasy. Anyways, I have a very vivid,

0:50:46.200 --> 0:50:50.479
<v Speaker 3>remembery memory of like my dad in a driver's seat

0:50:50.640 --> 0:51:00.080
<v Speaker 3>and me in me and the passenger seat, and my

0:51:00.200 --> 0:51:04.840
<v Speaker 3>dad like playing that song on fucking blast, and like

0:51:05.000 --> 0:51:06.759
<v Speaker 3>I just remembered that and I was like, this song

0:51:06.840 --> 0:51:09.480
<v Speaker 3>fucking sucks, but like he's like, this song's for you,

0:51:09.640 --> 0:51:11.600
<v Speaker 3>this song is about you. And I just have a

0:51:11.760 --> 0:51:14.680
<v Speaker 3>very vivid memory of that now. And it was when

0:51:14.719 --> 0:51:17.040
<v Speaker 3>I heard that song last night, I was like, holy shit,

0:51:17.160 --> 0:51:20.279
<v Speaker 3>that was so sweet of him to do. And I

0:51:20.360 --> 0:51:22.160
<v Speaker 3>was like, I'm gonna do that for my kid.

0:51:23.560 --> 0:51:28.800
<v Speaker 6>If you get to have them, if you live that long. Okay,

0:51:32.000 --> 0:51:36.200
<v Speaker 6>what are you doing? Damn?

0:51:40.160 --> 0:51:43.640
<v Speaker 4>Whoa? That is actually crazy, dude.

0:51:43.840 --> 0:51:48.879
<v Speaker 2>I just imagined like something disgusting.

0:51:49.680 --> 0:51:51.080
<v Speaker 3>You imagine my butthole.

0:51:51.280 --> 0:51:55.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're bare like lower half doing that, and I like, actually.

0:51:55.800 --> 0:51:57.200
<v Speaker 3>My balls between my legs.

0:52:00.000 --> 0:52:04.759
<v Speaker 2>O dude, Like man anatomy is actually disgusting and not

0:52:04.960 --> 0:52:08.000
<v Speaker 2>kidding it. It's so gross. They need to like figure

0:52:08.000 --> 0:52:10.319
<v Speaker 2>out how that when y'all bend down it just goes away.

0:52:10.760 --> 0:52:13.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no it does. It's just when it's so big.

0:52:14.080 --> 0:52:20.440
<v Speaker 2>For me, it's just like, yeah, that's really fucking disgusting.

0:52:21.440 --> 0:52:24.239
<v Speaker 2>I saw Texas Chase on Escar so fun, so fun.

0:52:24.360 --> 0:52:26.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to think of, like what movies I've seen.

0:52:26.239 --> 0:52:28.000
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I've seen a bunch of movies this week.

0:52:29.680 --> 0:52:32.359
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I saw Coraline.

0:52:32.760 --> 0:52:36.440
<v Speaker 3>Coraline and that was really really fun talk to me.

0:52:38.160 --> 0:52:41.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Oh. I finished How Too with John Wilson, so good.

0:52:42.960 --> 0:52:48.399
<v Speaker 3>So I started watching One Piece, like the live action,

0:52:49.280 --> 0:52:55.440
<v Speaker 3>and like it is so incredibly mid at best. I've

0:52:55.520 --> 0:52:59.040
<v Speaker 3>never seen past like the first twenty five thirty episodes

0:52:59.040 --> 0:53:01.520
<v Speaker 3>of One Piece, so I don't really know how accurate

0:53:01.600 --> 0:53:05.080
<v Speaker 3>it is, but I will say it's fun. But like,

0:53:05.400 --> 0:53:08.480
<v Speaker 3>why doesn't someone like when they're making a live action

0:53:08.600 --> 0:53:12.479
<v Speaker 3>anime like movie, Like, why doesn't someone higher like someone

0:53:12.480 --> 0:53:15.680
<v Speaker 3>with a clear fucking vision and a clear like swag,

0:53:15.960 --> 0:53:19.480
<v Speaker 3>and like why is it like always just shitty? Like

0:53:19.560 --> 0:53:22.120
<v Speaker 3>why why are they always fucking terrible? Like it's an

0:53:22.200 --> 0:53:23.239
<v Speaker 3>actual problem, Like.

0:53:23.280 --> 0:53:25.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why is it always it seems like they're wearing

0:53:25.160 --> 0:53:25.840
<v Speaker 2>party cities?

0:53:26.000 --> 0:53:29.520
<v Speaker 3>Yes, dude. Like the the acting too was like really

0:53:29.600 --> 0:53:31.880
<v Speaker 3>there was another butterfly, a white one. The acting two

0:53:32.040 --> 0:53:34.840
<v Speaker 3>was subpar and like, I don't know, it was just

0:53:35.000 --> 0:53:38.320
<v Speaker 3>like but I'll watch it and I'll probably like it,

0:53:38.520 --> 0:53:41.439
<v Speaker 3>but like, come on, like that's not a hot take

0:53:41.560 --> 0:53:45.399
<v Speaker 3>at all, But like I'm gonna start giving like incredibly

0:53:45.520 --> 0:53:48.000
<v Speaker 3>cold takes, Like I'm gonna be that guy where I

0:53:48.160 --> 0:53:51.080
<v Speaker 3>just give like the most awful worst takes ever in

0:53:51.160 --> 0:53:53.759
<v Speaker 3>a room full of people and just silence the room,

0:53:53.880 --> 0:53:54.720
<v Speaker 3>Like that's my vibe.

0:53:59.520 --> 0:54:03.239
<v Speaker 2>There you with the first one that is a cool take?

0:54:04.120 --> 0:54:06.560
<v Speaker 3>Should I do Drew Shye up Corner? Yeah, go for it, girl,

0:54:07.719 --> 0:54:11.480
<v Speaker 3>Welcome to Drew shy Up Corner. Y'all love cuddling with

0:54:11.640 --> 0:54:14.360
<v Speaker 3>skinny dudes until we get lost under the covers like

0:54:14.400 --> 0:54:19.520
<v Speaker 3>a remote or like a jewel, like a jewel. Yeah,

0:54:20.000 --> 0:54:23.440
<v Speaker 3>that's really funny. This one's just literally a classic. We

0:54:23.560 --> 0:54:24.840
<v Speaker 3>quote it all the time, and I was like, I

0:54:24.880 --> 0:54:27.279
<v Speaker 3>cannot believe I haven't read this one yet. Girls that

0:54:27.400 --> 0:54:30.320
<v Speaker 3>stank are coolest fuck like you know what onion Powder.

0:54:30.400 --> 0:54:38.520
<v Speaker 3>I kind of like you, you know what, Beyonce. Okay,

0:54:39.760 --> 0:54:44.960
<v Speaker 3>you might, you might listen to the same music as me,

0:54:45.120 --> 0:54:47.560
<v Speaker 3>but I listened to it in a much deeper and

0:54:47.760 --> 0:54:50.439
<v Speaker 3>more intellectual way than you ever will.

0:54:51.440 --> 0:54:54.960
<v Speaker 2>That is Yeah, That's why I'm a gatekeeper, because I

0:54:55.080 --> 0:54:58.839
<v Speaker 2>just don't believe you guys have like the like emotional.

0:54:58.440 --> 0:55:00.920
<v Speaker 3>Bandwidth wherewith all tiunder standing in the way I do

0:55:02.080 --> 0:55:04.879
<v Speaker 3>ain't no way God told Noah to put two podcasters

0:55:04.960 --> 0:55:11.719
<v Speaker 3>on the arc. Damn we do breed too.

0:55:12.520 --> 0:55:14.640
<v Speaker 2>It's so funny. When we were in the coffee shop

0:55:14.719 --> 0:55:18.400
<v Speaker 2>and Elsie was like, this feels like we are in

0:55:18.560 --> 0:55:21.759
<v Speaker 2>Noah's ark right now. She was like, there is, there is,

0:55:22.800 --> 0:55:25.239
<v Speaker 2>there's every walk of life in here, and the door

0:55:25.320 --> 0:55:26.920
<v Speaker 2>is going to be shut and we're gonna watch like

0:55:27.120 --> 0:55:29.240
<v Speaker 2>the world obliterate and it's only going to be the people.

0:55:31.120 --> 0:55:33.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So I'll do this one and then that one.

0:55:34.239 --> 0:55:38.000
<v Speaker 3>I admit it. I'm a lame girl. I don't party,

0:55:38.640 --> 0:55:42.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't work on guys, I don't stay out late

0:55:43.239 --> 0:55:46.600
<v Speaker 3>but I do stay up late, I do read, I

0:55:46.760 --> 0:55:50.080
<v Speaker 3>do smoke, I do vibe to music, and I do

0:55:50.360 --> 0:55:54.399
<v Speaker 3>think that is that was more just like a deep thought.

0:55:57.600 --> 0:55:59.120
<v Speaker 2>That's you minus the smoking.

0:55:59.320 --> 0:56:01.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, and I'm the other girl

0:56:02.560 --> 0:56:11.640
<v Speaker 3>penis ay my god and babes ey Okay, okay, wait, wait,

0:56:11.760 --> 0:56:13.759
<v Speaker 3>this is a good. One is good, and this is

0:56:13.840 --> 0:56:17.560
<v Speaker 3>the last one, and then I'll do music tag someone

0:56:17.680 --> 0:56:27.319
<v Speaker 3>gay in the comments to out them. It's all all

0:56:27.360 --> 0:56:29.920
<v Speaker 3>of them are literally going to be at Drew, like

0:56:30.040 --> 0:56:32.120
<v Speaker 3>all of them are going to be me this one.

0:56:32.440 --> 0:56:35.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you're not actually gay though, and it's cool

0:56:35.160 --> 0:56:37.360
<v Speaker 2>that we've built an environment where we can like stoke

0:56:37.440 --> 0:56:39.080
<v Speaker 2>about being gay, but neither.

0:56:40.640 --> 0:56:44.520
<v Speaker 3>Of us. Okay, this is just like something I want

0:56:44.560 --> 0:56:47.959
<v Speaker 3>to leave you guys on. And then actually I'm gonna

0:56:47.960 --> 0:56:49.719
<v Speaker 3>do this one. This one will probably get cut and

0:56:49.880 --> 0:56:52.320
<v Speaker 3>leave that, but cut it because I want them to

0:56:52.600 --> 0:57:02.319
<v Speaker 3>stay whispering. And then the last one. The thought manifests

0:57:05.760 --> 0:57:12.640
<v Speaker 3>okay again, Okay. The thought manifests as the word. The

0:57:12.760 --> 0:57:17.840
<v Speaker 3>word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into the habit,

0:57:18.160 --> 0:57:23.040
<v Speaker 3>and the habit hardens into character. So watch your thought

0:57:23.560 --> 0:57:27.760
<v Speaker 3>and its ways with care and let it spring from

0:57:27.880 --> 0:57:30.320
<v Speaker 3>love born out of concern for all beings.

0:57:30.760 --> 0:57:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Wow, ironically that was like extremely difficult for you to read.

0:57:38.320 --> 0:57:41.720
<v Speaker 3>Well, then I'm missing all the colons in the semi colonshit,

0:57:41.920 --> 0:57:43.760
<v Speaker 3>so I didn't know where it ended. And I also

0:57:43.840 --> 0:57:46.680
<v Speaker 3>have a bunch of typos in it, like a bunch

0:57:46.920 --> 0:57:48.479
<v Speaker 3>like I don't think I was supposed to say into

0:57:48.680 --> 0:57:49.080
<v Speaker 3>the habit.

0:57:50.360 --> 0:57:51.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was deep.

0:57:52.560 --> 0:57:55.800
<v Speaker 3>The second thinking.

0:57:54.480 --> 0:57:56.720
<v Speaker 2>About banging your mama, I stopped doing it and it

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<v Speaker 2>stopped becoming a habit because I didn't care about her.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just a abit.

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<v Speaker 3>The thought manifests as me banging Inya's mom. The word

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<v Speaker 3>manifests as me banging Kai's mom. The deed develops into

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<v Speaker 3>me banging Kai's mom and dad, and the habit hardens

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<v Speaker 3>into me banging Inya's mom. So watch as I bang

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<v Speaker 3>Kai in Inya's parents, and it's ways with care and

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<v Speaker 3>let it spring into a love born out of concern

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<v Speaker 3>for banging all of y'all's parents.

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<v Speaker 2>Kai's popping perks back then the pill just dry swallowed

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<v Speaker 2>up Hill. I just need something and it came out

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<v Speaker 2>of his wallet.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, I realized I didn't turn the clock on for

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<v Speaker 4>you guys, and I'm having a panic attackt on me

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<v Speaker 4>get fired at the end of the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>So you were way the time. By the time he

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<v Speaker 2>walked in the door.

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<v Speaker 4>I was fired six months ago. I'm just coming.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just coming because you want something to do. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>here is my media of the week. I've been listening

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<v Speaker 2>to the album Fountain Baby by Amare. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm saying that right because I can't say names

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<v Speaker 2>or words correctly. And the more you make fun of me,

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<v Speaker 2>the more you need to realize that I have immigrant

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<v Speaker 2>parents and you are fucked up for making comment on

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<v Speaker 2>me not being.

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<v Speaker 3>Able to find that's kai to t.

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<v Speaker 2>What Princess going Digital from that album, Sociopathic Dance Queen

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<v Speaker 2>and Big Steppa are my favorite from that album.

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<v Speaker 3>And then.

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<v Speaker 2>My other music of the week is Maybe I'm Gonna

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<v Speaker 2>Want You by Bread and I'm Still Looping on Earth

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<v Speaker 2>by the Sundays. That song makes me makes me so

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<v Speaker 2>happy that I want to kill myself a knife.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Mine is King David's Style, dj Escrow, reck Ray Harrikami,

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<v Speaker 3>Pearls Shaday, It's a Fine Day, Opus.

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<v Speaker 4>Three, and mine is Guardians of the Galaxy in America,

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<v Speaker 4>Captain America, and Iron Man one, two, three, four, five,

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<v Speaker 4>and six.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they're actually more than one of those.

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<v Speaker 4>I think there's like six.

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<v Speaker 3>There's I think there's four. There's four the Avengers.

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<v Speaker 2>They need to fucking stop.

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<v Speaker 3>If there's six, I'm literally gonna have a heart attack

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<v Speaker 3>and die. But they did kill him off. He's done

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<v Speaker 3>really Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Oh, there's three of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Three, but he's in all of them.

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<v Speaker 6>I would have sex with him if I had to.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Robert Downey, Yeah, Robert Downey. J oh yeah, if

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<v Speaker 3>I had to. And I feel like he's also a

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<v Speaker 3>nice guy. He gets like genuine kindness, but also sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>it feels superficial, like he sees the comments of people

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<v Speaker 3>being like he's like a nice guy, like look, and

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<v Speaker 3>then he.

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<v Speaker 4>Just acts that he's seen the video of him like

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<v Speaker 4>on Wall Street when he's like twenty four or.

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<v Speaker 2>Something like making fun of like stockbrokers, and he's so sexy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he was rizzing all over the camera looking at furniture. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>well I had a tab open for like a furniture spot.

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<v Speaker 2>We really need a lamp, So I was like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot I was doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Yeah, the lampy scent was really cute. We should

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<v Speaker 3>just get one of those candle holders and put it

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<v Speaker 3>in the corner room and go medieval style. The fuck

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<v Speaker 3>off candles are so fucking expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>When the hurricane was threatening to take out our power,

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<v Speaker 3>I bought candles because I was like, just in case,

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<v Speaker 3>like I want to be able to see like my

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<v Speaker 3>book that I'm reading because I won't have Wi Fi,

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<v Speaker 3>and like what else am I supposed to do? And

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<v Speaker 3>it was so fucking expensive?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what Like, dude, sometimes you're such a twenty five

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<v Speaker 2>year old or we both are like you sitting you're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about how expensive candles are. We're like so dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>During the hurricane, like right before, like what when it

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<v Speaker 2>started to hit, which it was just rain here, me

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<v Speaker 2>and Drew went outside and he followed me outside so

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<v Speaker 2>I could smoke and drink a coffee and look at

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<v Speaker 2>the rain. And we sat on the front porch just

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<v Speaker 2>sitting out there in silence, and we were like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>we are in our mid twenties.

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<v Speaker 3>It was kind of such a mid twenties vibe, like

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<v Speaker 3>and you smoking a cigarette and I was sitting outside

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<v Speaker 3>watching the cigarettes.

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<v Speaker 2>After sex because that's what we were doing, because we had.

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<v Speaker 1>Just boned, We just fucked, and there was juices and

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<v Speaker 1>calm and fucking shit sprayed everywhere all the fucking walk.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so fucking smelly. It smelled like fucking sex.

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<v Speaker 1>I can I can smell fucking sex from a mile away.

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<v Speaker 1>I can smell that you just had sex. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking at you.

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<v Speaker 3>Nasty, nasty, rotten sex and the condoms tied up and

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<v Speaker 3>putting the toilet in.

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<v Speaker 2>The all right bye, I almost said good night, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean night

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<v Speaker 4>Three