Speaker 1: Welcome this side of Emergine Company.
Speaker 2: But did you do the clap after? Would you ever
Speaker 2: wear dead people? Hell? Oh, Virginia, it's for lovers. That's funny.
Speaker 2: You've never been there, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Virginia is the worst fucking place on earth. No,
Speaker 3: I got it because my mom was born did there?
Speaker 2: So is she Actually?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's from Virgina. And if you think about it,
Speaker 3: we're all from Virgina.
Speaker 2: No, that's not how you say that. It's Virginia.
Speaker 3: I am wearing this ship.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna say that.
Speaker 3: I was gonna no, please just say you already prefaced.
Speaker 3: You know it was a.
Speaker 2: Barn I wasn't Like. I did one of these on
Speaker 2: the couch the other night and it was really bad.
Speaker 2: But I was like, oh, I'm gonna get all up
Speaker 2: in your Virginia, like I was trying to do like Virginia,
Speaker 2: like you know how we say like I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: all up enya.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was trying to do that with Virginia. But the
Speaker 2: Virgina part already happened at the beginning of that.
Speaker 3: So, like I have one just doesn't work, y'all, Love
Speaker 3: bath and body works. How about you put your body
Speaker 3: in a bath and go to work challenges?
Speaker 2: Did you actually make that up?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I.
Speaker 3: Wish I did. I should have claimed it because that's
Speaker 3: like an obscure ass, that's a really good Yeah. I
Speaker 3: had that written down for drew up corner from just
Speaker 3: like screenshotting show you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would have never made that up because I
Speaker 2: don't know the last time I was within a five
Speaker 2: foot radius of bed and bath.
Speaker 3: And bodywork, bed Bath and Beyond works?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it called bed bath body work?
Speaker 3: The only reason I bed Bathroom Beyond is from the
Speaker 3: movie Click.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like literally the only reason why.
Speaker 2: Why did they use a real franchise store in that?
Speaker 3: I really just know Bed Bath and Beyond was in it?
Speaker 3: And I don't remember the timeline of like Click at all,
Speaker 3: Like I don't know what happened in that movie.
Speaker 2: I remember I think he gets into a fight with
Speaker 2: his wife Mondays and then goes to bathroom bed Bathroom Beyond.
Speaker 2: Why does I actually don't know why he ends up there.
Speaker 2: I know he gets into a fight and he's like,
Speaker 2: I'm so pissed.
Speaker 3: What he finds like the remote there?
Speaker 2: I guess, Yeah, A creepy man.
Speaker 4: Because he goes to the beyond section, right.
Speaker 2: Oh, is that what it is?
Speaker 3: Beyond? They say, good transition into We went to the
Speaker 3: Beyonce concert, Yo, that was it was so mid. That
Speaker 3: was like, okay, it was mid. It was mid until
Speaker 3: she brought me backstage with her and Jay like yeah,
Speaker 3: that that was like the movie part of it because
Speaker 3: like walking through the Sofi Stadium tunnels was just like
Speaker 3: a crazy fucking experience because like it is like a
Speaker 3: mega lith like it is a giant structure. Like if
Speaker 3: you have megaophobia, Like, do not go in the tunnels
Speaker 3: with Beyonce, because like it really does feel like a
Speaker 3: liminal space.
Speaker 2: I was really worried that she would be too tired
Speaker 2: to hang out because she was like performing so crazy yea,
Speaker 2: So I was like, dude, there's no way she's like
Speaker 2: we're actually going to get that text where it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: like come here and like come backstage. But we did
Speaker 2: and it was cool and blue ivy on.
Speaker 3: She was so she was so was so fucking sweet.
Speaker 2: But actually that concert was fucking insane, Like it was.
Speaker 3: I've said this twelve times and I have not stopped
Speaker 3: talking about it since then. It was so funny because
Speaker 3: like before the concert, like Josiah was like, oh, I'll
Speaker 3: get us tickets. I'll get his tickets, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: And I knew it was gonna happen because it's like
Speaker 2: the most anticipated concert of.
Speaker 3: Our lifetime, and like we were we kind of just
Speaker 3: wrote it off and we were like, if we get tickets,
Speaker 3: we get tickets. Like, but I want good tickets and
Speaker 3: I'm not spending that much money on a ticket whatever.
Speaker 3: So like two hours before the concert, we're like we're
Speaker 3: all just like, bro, like I don't even need to
Speaker 3: go like this. I like it's like I'll see videos
Speaker 3: of it on TikTok, Like I don't need to go.
Speaker 3: Like we definitely sit in the fucking house after we
Speaker 3: get drunk and watch fucking Beyonce music videos and performances
Speaker 3: every single night.
Speaker 2: Ye that well out fail. If we are in this house,
Speaker 2: even slightly inebriated, every single Beyonce music video will get
Speaker 2: played and we will watch through the whole thing, and
Speaker 2: each time we will be like holy shit, and like
Speaker 2: I already know how it goes. We put it off.
Speaker 2: I look up how old she was in the video
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh my god, like, okay, I need
Speaker 2: to start doing something, like I literally like it always
Speaker 2: like goes down that rabbit hole. But I think we
Speaker 2: were doing that because it felt so unobtainable that we
Speaker 2: were just accepting our loss.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was just like, it's okay, it won't be her
Speaker 2: last tour. I'll see her eventually. It's just not in
Speaker 2: my cards. I've already accepted the loss of Baychella. I
Speaker 2: can accept this.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, like and that's that's the final thought in
Speaker 3: my head was like okay, like I didn't see Baychella,
Speaker 3: and like if I don't see this, I will be
Speaker 3: watching Renaissance tour videos on the couch in three years.
Speaker 2: Before and I think they're doing a documentary.
Speaker 3: And like it just literally like and then eventually we
Speaker 3: were just like fuck it, let's get tickets. And then
Speaker 3: we looked and they were like two thousand, five hundred
Speaker 3: dollars for Club Renaissance, and we were like fuck that,
Speaker 3: Like I'd rather die than do that. And then we
Speaker 3: looked like an hour before the show, and the tickets
Speaker 3: for Club Renaissance people were just trying to sell them
Speaker 3: off and make any little bit of profit they could,
Speaker 3: and we got them for like at cost I think
Speaker 3: even below cost of what they We got.
Speaker 2: Like such a good deal. We bought tickets and then
Speaker 2: we literally were at a coffee shop being like, dude,
Speaker 2: there's nothing to do today, Like I guess we're just
Speaker 2: gonna go home and sit down. And then on the
Speaker 2: car ride back, I just hear Drew be like, the
Speaker 2: tickets are so fucking cheap right now.
Speaker 5: I was like, buy them, by them, buy them, and
Speaker 5: then like, because we all got on our phone to
Speaker 5: buy them, they like jumped up because the fucking scalpers
Speaker 5: were watching and seeing that people were adding into their car,
Speaker 5: they jumped up.
Speaker 2: And then we were like, fuck dude. And then we
Speaker 2: just got so honed in on the fact that we
Speaker 2: were like, I am not missing this fucking concert, are
Speaker 2: you stupid? I'm not going to miss this fucking concert.
Speaker 2: So we all came home and we would like every
Speaker 2: ten minutes recheck the tickets on one phone, and then
Speaker 2: finally Drew found the tickets again for a really good price.
Speaker 2: We got the tickets, and we literally got ready in
Speaker 2: twenty minutes and then left the house again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's why we didn't throw fits, because I
Speaker 3: saw someone like in the comments of a video of
Speaker 3: me like in the pit like waving, They were like,
Speaker 3: where's Drew's outfit? And I was like, girl, I literally
Speaker 3: left twenty minutes before the fucking show started, Like I
Speaker 3: didn't I have I put my silver on and that's that.
Speaker 2: Like, let literally we like we were not supposed to go.
Speaker 2: We wore what we were wearing, all fun like we
Speaker 2: came home, brushed our teeth, and fucking left again.
Speaker 3: But yeah, like not to make this the dedicated Beyonce episode,
Speaker 3: but that concert was like a generational like once in
Speaker 3: a lifetime event that like I will literally never see
Speaker 3: anything like that again or be a part of something
Speaker 3: like that again, like like planning that show and just
Speaker 3: like being the person that like choreographed everything for Beyonce,
Speaker 3: Like was just such a magical moment for me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: watching a No Virginia legitimately, like it was like like
Speaker 3: the greatest event I'll ever go to in my life.
Speaker 3: And I was telling them after, I was like, fuck, dude,
Speaker 3: like now every concert I go to, no matter who
Speaker 3: the person is, it will never be that because no
Speaker 3: one will ever do that again in my lifetime, Like,
Speaker 3: no one has the sweat. No one has to drive,
Speaker 3: like no one is the fucking boss, Like no one
Speaker 3: has God behind them in a way Beyonce does. Like
Speaker 3: it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: I know she is like such, She's so beyond any
Speaker 2: performer I've ever seen. And that's a crazy thing. Is
Speaker 2: I feel like I've been to so many fucking concerts.
Speaker 2: I am definitely a concert goer, so it is by
Speaker 2: no exaggeration to say that is the best concert I
Speaker 2: have ever fucking been to, and I've been. I feel
Speaker 2: like I've been to really good concerts where I'm standing there,
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is insane, but no one compares to
Speaker 2: what that felt like. Also as people who were just
Speaker 2: grew up watching and like listening to Beyonce, Like my
Speaker 2: first CD that I interacted with other than like the
Speaker 2: NYCDS was the b Day album. So also, her doing
Speaker 2: Get Me Bodiedo was so insane. I'm pretty sure she
Speaker 2: did green Light too, but like, I don't green Light.
Speaker 3: Wait did she fucking predict squad Games? Switch Games?
Speaker 2: It was so fucking insane. Also, I sobbed at her
Speaker 2: and Blue Ivy. It made me so happy. It definitely
Speaker 2: triggered intense, intense abandonment and mommy issues deep inside of me.
Speaker 2: But I was so happy watching that, Like I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this is like insane.
Speaker 3: You're so warm.
Speaker 2: Thank you, I know. I like, actually, what the hell
Speaker 2: are you asking me about my fucking cooter?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually cold.
Speaker 2: I keep it on nice or else it'll start really
Speaker 2: smelling funny.
Speaker 4: Guys, Oh damn is that? What is that?
Speaker 3: For the twenty thirteen And then we got one from
Speaker 3: twenty thirteen as well, saying woman crush Wings. They ride
Speaker 3: a passage to call your pop idol, your woman crush wings.
Speaker 2: He's not gay, he wants to have sex with.
Speaker 3: The Literally it like, let leave me the fuck alone.
Speaker 3: She's so hot. I and she literally is like the
Speaker 3: hottest person on planet Earth. And that confirmed it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was amazing. If you can go, you
Speaker 2: should definitely go. It was too lit, too awesome. Best
Speaker 2: money I've ever spent actually in my goddamn life. Actually,
Speaker 2: I would one hundred percent do it again if I could.
Speaker 2: I wish we went last night, but I had obligations
Speaker 2: so it was unable to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, movie fucking movie. Yeah, we'll insert the photos of
Speaker 3: me in twenty.
Speaker 2: Thirteen, also us so close to Beyonce.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because y'all, I don't think you understand it was
Speaker 3: so greatly.
Speaker 2: Starting this episode with like the longest tangent about Beyonce,
Speaker 2: like I was gonna be like so many people have
Speaker 2: dropped like flies, but I feel like most people who
Speaker 2: watch us feel the exact same way about Beyonce as
Speaker 2: we do. But it is genuinely so insane, Like it
Speaker 2: was so insane that it triggered like a religious tangent
Speaker 2: from Elsie, Like she was like, that is what a
Speaker 2: real Christian woman and is like she was like, that
Speaker 2: is someone who like actually looks at a crowd of
Speaker 2: people and it's like all of you deserve life and
Speaker 2: love and happiness. And she means it with every ounce
Speaker 2: of her soul. And she's like such a good person, Like.
Speaker 3: She's gweled, Like I've never squealed like that before when
Speaker 3: she started doing the dubairif, like I literally squealed. Also,
Speaker 3: I predicted that ship, but let's not talk about that.
Speaker 3: She floated above us, I know, which is fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: I saw her porch. She looked at my fucking camera
Speaker 3: like she graced me. We won't air her out with
Speaker 3: this photo because it's not a generous photo, but like
Speaker 3: she literally looked at.
Speaker 2: That's also how I'm like, I know, like I love
Speaker 2: her beyond anything because I got some like I had
Speaker 2: photos of her that I was like, that's just not
Speaker 2: flattering and I would never yeah, so she would never
Speaker 2: do that to me. Yeah, And we just spoke about it, like.
Speaker 3: Dude, like yeah, in the hotel after, like she was
Speaker 3: just like we were taking a bunch of photos together
Speaker 3: and she was like, do you mind if I post
Speaker 3: the Actually I'm not going to post these, like you
Speaker 3: don't look the best, but these are going in the
Speaker 3: scrap book, like the memory book, because like I want
Speaker 3: to remember this moment hanging out with Emergency.
Speaker 2: I never need to sit in a room. I never
Speaker 2: ever need to be across from her. That is a
Speaker 2: woman who will literally, like I think, if she like
Speaker 2: looked in my eyes, something would break. Yeah, something would break.
Speaker 2: Because even after that concert the next day, I woke up,
Speaker 2: I was not drunk. At that concert, I had a drink.
Speaker 2: I was not drunk. I did not get high, and I.
Speaker 3: Had like giant rock star fucking energy drink and it
Speaker 3: looked like a beer and I was like, I'm not
Speaker 3: carrying a fucking beer. This is a rock star hill,
Speaker 3: which is even, which is worse.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But the next day I woke up and I literally
Speaker 2: felt hungover, like I felt like I got beat the
Speaker 2: fuck up at that concert or something like I felt
Speaker 2: so drained. But it's also because we did eighteen thousand
Speaker 2: steps because we couldn't find the car, so we walked
Speaker 2: around Sofi Stadium for actually forty minutes.
Speaker 3: But let's we'll move on. We'll move on, we'll move on.
Speaker 2: I'll stop bragging about the best night. Yeah, my casually
Speaker 2: best night of my life.
Speaker 3: But it's crazy how important confidence is, Like really, if
Speaker 3: you don't believe in yourself, No, I'm the y'all. Like
Speaker 3: when I get tired, like i'd be saying some bullshit
Speaker 3: like you should see like the the X notes that
Speaker 3: I don't read because I read them and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is like, like, okay, you see the tip of
Speaker 3: the iceberg amount of cringe. I am like, that's like
Speaker 3: bottom Iceberg level of cringe, Like you're not allowed to
Speaker 3: see that shit. But hold, I'm thirsty.
Speaker 2: What the hell?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: In my notes, I have Beyonce called me, oh, any wait,
Speaker 2: speaking of Beyonce, I'm gonna tell the stupid fucking story.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what the buck is that?
Speaker 2: What is this beer?
Speaker 3: This is what are they called?
Speaker 4: What are they called?
Speaker 3: Or this is bored ape water. A lot of people
Speaker 3: don't believe that I'm an investor and I have three
Speaker 3: or four of.
Speaker 2: A lot of people don't believe that you've invested no value.
Speaker 3: How would I have this? Okay, I swear they're gonna
Speaker 3: rise in value.
Speaker 2: Did you get one for me? Why do I have this?
Speaker 3: You know that one's staying sealed because it's like an
Speaker 3: n FT.
Speaker 2: This is like the equivalent of like all the old
Speaker 2: psych senile people who collected beanie babies and didn't let
Speaker 2: their grandkids touch it. You're gonna be like oldest fucking
Speaker 2: have grandkids and by that time, the earth is gonna
Speaker 2: be like non like livable land, and there's gonna be
Speaker 2: no water. It's gonna be covered in dirt and dust
Speaker 2: in The only water left is this, and you just
Speaker 2: gonna be like, don't open it, because when society rises
Speaker 2: back up, this will make you king.
Speaker 3: The only food source will be able to eat in
Speaker 3: the apocalypse is all of the like bananas and apples
Speaker 3: and oranges and twinkies and burgers that have been sealed
Speaker 3: in resin because that shit will never fucking melt. You're
Speaker 3: gonna have to get like ice picks and go sh dude.
Speaker 2: We are such bored humans that we were like, bro,
Speaker 2: what if we put this food into like literal waste
Speaker 2: has seen this?
Speaker 4: I remember?
Speaker 2: Get that.
Speaker 3: Okay. So there's like a weed shop that opened up
Speaker 3: like three days before. I went right up the street
Speaker 3: and it's a board ape yacht club weed shop. And
Speaker 3: if you go in I saw that.
Speaker 2: Is it like on Highland or something that.
Speaker 3: If you go in there and you have a board ape.
Speaker 3: Listen to this. I did some math. So if you
Speaker 3: go in there and have a board ape, the average
Speaker 3: cost of a board ape is like what like forty
Speaker 3: two thousand dollars or something like that. I don't fucking
Speaker 3: know exactly. Can you actually look that up real quick?
Speaker 4: I think it.
Speaker 3: I think they got twenty eight thousand. But anyways, the
Speaker 3: average cost of a board ape is.
Speaker 4: I'm still looking it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tells you you're flopping so hard right now.
Speaker 4: It's oh, I guess it's forty three thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: So I'm right, which again still so much forty thousand,
Speaker 3: forty three thousand dollars. If you go in there and
Speaker 3: you own a board ape, you get a free eighth
Speaker 3: of weed a day. You can go in there and
Speaker 3: get an eighth of weed a day. So if you
Speaker 3: go in the average cost of an eighth of weed
Speaker 3: is like twenty five thirty dollars, sometimes forty four dollars
Speaker 3: if they give you good weed. So it'll take you
Speaker 3: like what is forty two thousand or forty three thousand
Speaker 3: divided by let's say twenty eight, one five and thirty five.
Speaker 3: I only have to go in there one thy five
Speaker 3: hundred days to re up your board ape costs.
Speaker 4: So it's like a good investor twenty years.
Speaker 2: Oh years, that's all I'm gonna say. Like, it's really
Speaker 2: like four years of just.
Speaker 3: Flip it to your homies and pay for the board
Speaker 3: ape cost. It's a genius idea. But no, it's like
Speaker 3: the craziest environment I was ever in a my entire.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you went in there. Did you go
Speaker 2: in there alone?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I went with okay, yeah, because just looking around, they
Speaker 3: really wanted weed, and it was the closest one that
Speaker 3: was open, and I told them. I was like, am
Speaker 3: I be sketchy like this late at night? And they
Speaker 3: were like, no, we'll go. And we went and it
Speaker 3: was horrifying in there, and all I bought was water
Speaker 3: and it was fifteen fucking dollars for those two bottles
Speaker 3: of waters. But I was like, oh, it's a bit
Speaker 3: for the podcast, so like I feel okay about it.
Speaker 2: That is terrifying and gross, Like I hate when I
Speaker 2: passed that. I was like that one popped up overnight
Speaker 2: because really down the street eighteen million times, never seen it.
Speaker 2: And two, I can't believe that is still a thing
Speaker 2: that is going to plague society for fucking ever. Them
Speaker 2: putting those stupid, fucking bored ape, stupid fucking ugly ass
Speaker 2: cartoons all over like buildings and like murals and shit,
Speaker 2: like it is so ugly more than anything, the art
Speaker 2: style is fucking disgusting and ugly. And I hope whoever
Speaker 2: designed that original fucking monkey dies in their sleep. And
Speaker 2: I actually don't give a fuck because someone's gonna be like,
Speaker 2: that's fucked up, that's a person. I don't give a
Speaker 2: fuck because look what you've done to society, like you
Speaker 2: genuinely have plagued society in a way that is irreversible.
Speaker 2: Like why is that on the side of a bidding
Speaker 2: in the middle of in the middle of little Havana
Speaker 2: in Miami, Like, actually, I'm gonna blow you and your
Speaker 2: fucking house up, and if you survive, I'm gonna hang
Speaker 2: you by your feet over sharks.
Speaker 4: Um.
Speaker 3: Don't get on in you. It's bad side. I guess
Speaker 3: that's why we take away from this.
Speaker 2: Okay, back to Beyonce.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say I was the stinky I was
Speaker 3: this stinky guy beyond concert guy was like I really was,
Speaker 3: since I ran out of the house so quick I
Speaker 3: forgot to put on deodorant and like literally within eight
Speaker 3: minutes of her being on stage, I was like sweating
Speaker 3: so profusely because she was like real, like she was like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's so weird. And then I would
Speaker 3: be like, oh, but I don't think I stanked to
Speaker 3: other people. I think I just had hyper stinch.
Speaker 2: Well, I was the girl with my tits out at Beyonce. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I had this fucking tank top on that like falls
Speaker 2: really easily, and I was just like, oh whatever, like
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna wear it because I was already wearing
Speaker 2: it and I couldn't take my jacket off and jump
Speaker 2: around because my boobs kept coming out.
Speaker 3: I was the funniest shit I've ever seen, like before
Speaker 3: the show, and it was like testing it out, and
Speaker 3: like she jumped once and then her boobs flocked out
Speaker 3: and were just going everywhere, and I like, I was like,
Speaker 3: holy shit, boobs are like so funny, Like they are
Speaker 3: literally the funniest thing ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I showed you my boobs all the time.
Speaker 3: He needs to pick me up when I just need
Speaker 3: to get happy.
Speaker 2: But what's crazy is Beyonce called me like a week
Speaker 2: before we went to but we went to get massages,
Speaker 2: me and Josiah and Ryan and I always fall asleep
Speaker 2: during massages, and I was laying on my stomach and
Speaker 2: almost immediately I knocked the fuck out. But then I
Speaker 2: was in a dream that was so vivid, like I
Speaker 2: was just in the room looking down that hole, but
Speaker 2: my phone was on the floor. Oh you don't want
Speaker 2: to know what a hole. I spread open got to
Speaker 2: look it at. But I was staring at the floor
Speaker 2: and in the dream, my phone was on the floor
Speaker 2: and I heard it vibrating. So I opened my eyes
Speaker 2: and looked, and my screen was just like a grade
Speaker 2: that gray like call screen, and it was Beyonce all lowercase.
Speaker 2: And in my dream, I genuinely like it was such
Speaker 2: a vivid dream. I like looked at it. I was like, oh, fuck,
Speaker 2: I can't answer that right now, Oh my god, and
Speaker 2: I like in the dream, I was like, fuck, dude,
Speaker 2: this is so annoying because I can't answer it that
Speaker 2: I'm literally getting a massage, And in the dream it
Speaker 2: just felt so real and normal. And when I woke up,
Speaker 2: I laughed so fucking hard myself because I was like, cool,
Speaker 2: dream you canned her up? Is Beyonce calling me? And
Speaker 2: me being like, fuck, I can't answer that.
Speaker 3: My hands are likely dude. Well, my dream also involved
Speaker 3: you and O'Ryan and we were at like a Walmart
Speaker 3: doing Walmart vibe, and then we went to like a
Speaker 3: diner after and we just made a pack to us
Speaker 3: three to kill ourselves because we were like, I was
Speaker 3: like convinced the world we were living in was hell.
Speaker 3: So I was like, we all devise a plant where like,
Speaker 3: if we kill each other together, we're we'll escape this
Speaker 3: place and we'll be together in the afterlife, like whatever
Speaker 3: the afterlife is. And we did it, and we woke
Speaker 3: up again, and we woke up in the exact same spot, uninjured,
Speaker 3: and we all looked at each other and I like
Speaker 3: started freaking out and writhing, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: my fucking god, we've been in hell already, like Earth
Speaker 3: is hell, We've been in hell, like what the fuck?
Speaker 3: And like y'all were like so chill about it. And
Speaker 3: I was freaking out and like screaming and writhing around,
Speaker 3: and I was like so afraid in my dream that
Speaker 3: like I like moved my head in real life and
Speaker 3: I woke up with my mouth open, like I was
Speaker 3: like so scared. I was like, I cannot believe we
Speaker 3: did this.
Speaker 2: Also, what's so funny is we had that exact same
Speaker 2: reaction when he told us that dream, like when you
Speaker 2: were like, dude, we killed ourselves and we woke up
Speaker 2: we were still here and me and we're like, wait,
Speaker 2: so in your dream this was hell and we were
Speaker 2: like hell is lit as fuck, Like what are you
Speaker 2: talking about, Like I'd be so happy if this was
Speaker 2: how and like we just started saying you were like no, dude.
Speaker 2: It was like terrifying, and we were like, no, that
Speaker 2: sounds amazing, so we should kill ourselves.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's definitely not never.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't believe that anything is gonna happen.
Speaker 3: I just looked at the fucking camera frame and I
Speaker 3: didn't see you in it, and I was like literally
Speaker 3: like who, Like I literally just almost had a psychotic break.
Speaker 3: I was like, I've been talking to no one this
Speaker 3: entire time, Like that was so fucking freaky well to me.
Speaker 2: So I always feel like I'm talking to no about
Speaker 2: this guy.
Speaker 3: Whoa oh should cut that? Hell no, no, we should
Speaker 3: just add it like somehow like Beyonce's face like poking in.
Speaker 2: And it's been like, okay, we're not doing that. We
Speaker 2: are leaving that in like that.
Speaker 3: They'll say get out of here, girl, like like seriously leave,
Speaker 3: okay literally.
Speaker 4: Le Bro, I'm not saying.
Speaker 2: An see that's your salted yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yea yeah, okay, Well we'll change the pace switch gears
Speaker 3: a little bit. My family was here. You saw the
Speaker 3: Madaline episode, y'all ate that fucking ship up?
Speaker 4: Like what just like how good you were like switching
Speaker 4: the topics.
Speaker 3: Robot, But my family was here. Madeline episode. Y'all loved it.
Speaker 3: We need to do an episode with my mother because
Speaker 3: y'all loved her little cameo. But Madeline and Steven slept
Speaker 3: in my room and I bought the this like pack
Speaker 3: and play for Luna to just like sleep in it
Speaker 3: while they were here. And I did wash my bed
Speaker 3: sheets before because I was like, I don't want to
Speaker 3: subject them to that like nasty fucking vibe, but wash
Speaker 3: my bed sheets. There was the vibe. It was a vibe,
Speaker 3: well Madeline and Steven, I think it was Madaline. She
Speaker 3: like sent like a video, like a three sixty video
Speaker 3: of my room to the family group chat because she
Speaker 3: was like, she was like, look how much stuff Drew
Speaker 3: has in here, Like he has so many things, Like
Speaker 3: look at all these little trinkets. He's a fucking weirdo.
Speaker 3: Like it was just a vibe. And then in the video,
Speaker 3: on my bedside table there was a bottle of lube
Speaker 3: poppers and the most lued candle that Elisa got me
Speaker 3: I've ever seen, and it looks it was the craziest scene.
Speaker 3: I don't think any of them clocked it. But when
Speaker 3: I saw I like turned white and I was like
Speaker 3: almost like guys, that's uh, that's not that's a candle.
Speaker 3: That's a candle. But I was like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: stammer here and like, yeah, make all attention to it.
Speaker 3: So I was just like, I'm gonna let it rock
Speaker 3: and if they saw it, we'll probably never speak about
Speaker 3: it ever again. But like, I was fucking mortified, Like
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe it. Those paupers are in you. They
Speaker 3: literally are in you. She told me to hide them.
Speaker 3: She was like, take these from me and hide them
Speaker 3: because they keep waking up in the middle of the
Speaker 3: night and hitting them.
Speaker 4: So I.
Speaker 2: Haven't touched those for like a year. I got a
Speaker 2: new bottle. Yeah, because I like, don't poppers go bad?
Speaker 2: I feel like you, I guess maybe, yeah, they like
Speaker 2: start to like disintegrate and like because it's literally nail
Speaker 2: polish remover.
Speaker 3: Every time I do poppers. The day after, I literally
Speaker 3: feel like my life is ending and I'm having an
Speaker 3: ever lasting heart effect evermore.
Speaker 2: Taylor Switch, Oh my god, that's probably why I felt
Speaker 2: crazy after Beyonce concerts because I was hitting poppers. That's
Speaker 2: literally what it was. Because I was like, I'm not drunk.
Speaker 2: I didn't do anything it's literally because I had to.
Speaker 2: It just felt right, you know, like it just felt
Speaker 2: like the environment. It's annoying though, because I didn't have
Speaker 2: sex at the concert. I thought I was gonna find
Speaker 2: find find somebody who's like a little taller than me,
Speaker 2: wears like ringer shirts, has a mustache. I'm right here.
Speaker 2: Made you described me, Hello, you need to grow your
Speaker 2: hair back out.
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, no, up to hear. I saw pictures
Speaker 3: of myself with long, fucking curly hair, and I was
Speaker 3: like mortified. I was like, I cannot I think that
Speaker 3: was like your hottest era.
Speaker 4: Not for me.
Speaker 3: I was like, nasty, fucking boots. I literally looked like
Speaker 3: dishoveled and unkept, and like.
Speaker 4: Oh, I think I think you looked good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he looked really good.
Speaker 4: But I just say that I do like your hair
Speaker 4: like this too.
Speaker 3: Guys. Okay, I listened to this.
Speaker 2: You gotta get him something.
Speaker 3: Someone was Isabelle Glow was in Madrid and there's this
Speaker 3: like pre Isabella just wait, there was this prehistoric exhibition
Speaker 3: there at the Archaeological Museum and look at this. Is
Speaker 3: that not me? Bro?
Speaker 2: I think that's supposed to be Jesus.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, he's like a cave person napping.
Speaker 2: Oh that is that?
Speaker 3: Literally?
Speaker 2: Is you sleeping with the knife next to you after
Speaker 2: the intruder came in with the knife so close to him.
Speaker 2: Was he scared?
Speaker 3: He's probably like a hunter and gather and he's just
Speaker 3: keeping him next to him for bears or something.
Speaker 1: But that was like.
Speaker 3: Divine truth entering my body. Sometimes when people ask me
Speaker 3: questions like I don't spread misinformation, it's Jesus Christ spreading
Speaker 3: his message.
Speaker 2: That's what you're calling the contextual clues of a cave
Speaker 2: man sleeping with a knife. Like you're not calling that
Speaker 2: just like oh, you went to public school and learned
Speaker 2: that they had to like hunt and gather.
Speaker 3: It's like divine intuition, Like something just comes over me
Speaker 3: and I just know the answer to all of these questions.
Speaker 3: But but I'll fuck Oh the knife thing, man, that
Speaker 3: was so fucked up, like having to sleep all the night,
Speaker 3: literally so scared. I had a full blown panic attack
Speaker 3: last night, like shaking and writhing and like it was
Speaker 3: really scary. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and for all of y'all who think of me.
Speaker 2: And I went in there and I comforted him, so
Speaker 2: she kissed my forehead.
Speaker 4: Really, did you? Actually?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was so scared. I don't know what came
Speaker 3: over me. It was like it was like when I
Speaker 3: was sixteen, like looking at the stars, like having a
Speaker 3: panic attack because I was like, it's so infinite and
Speaker 3: never ending, like none of this is real, like, but
Speaker 3: it was like I was legitimately convinced I was like dying,
Speaker 3: and I like called for Josh because he was in
Speaker 3: the hallway and he didn't hear me, and I was like, fuck, dude,
Speaker 3: they're gonna wake up to me dead. And then I
Speaker 3: like kind of grounded myself back to reality with that
Speaker 3: whole fucking Fiver trick or whatever where you like name
Speaker 3: five things that you can see, taste and smell or whatever.
Speaker 3: And I kind of came down. And then by the
Speaker 3: time Eny was there, I was like coming down like heavily.
Speaker 3: I saw India and I just broke out of my
Speaker 3: panic attack. I had separate anxiety.
Speaker 2: Like he saw my face and he's like, oh my god, like.
Speaker 3: My angel, I couldn't look at the lights. Oh it
Speaker 3: was so scary, and you were so bright.
Speaker 2: And I was such a bright light that I like
Speaker 2: cleared his mind. No, I literally had no idea what
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 3: I was just like, Okay, there's like literally nothing you
Speaker 3: can do. I just want to be next to someone
Speaker 3: when that's going down so much comfort, no, no, no LUs
Speaker 3: no lust, so.
Speaker 2: The blood stops racing to your heart and starts going
Speaker 2: to your Yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: A really good idea. No. But when I was like
Speaker 3: having my panic attacks when I was like sixteen, and
Speaker 3: just like freaking the fuck out every night, like if
Speaker 3: you know, like chronically panic, like chronic panic disorders, like
Speaker 3: you know like what I'm talking about, but like literally
Speaker 3: just like freaking the fuck out every night, and I
Speaker 3: would just like call my mom up to my room
Speaker 3: and have her sleep in my bed because I was like,
Speaker 3: like my it felt like my body was like buzzing
Speaker 3: and like I had to move and I was like
Speaker 3: super restless, and I was so scared. Like there were
Speaker 3: moments like where like I literally was like I want
Speaker 3: to jump out of my fucking window because like I
Speaker 3: can't go anywhere, like I don't know what to do,
Speaker 3: like I'm stuck in my body. But it was like
Speaker 3: you coming into my room was like my mother comforting me.
Speaker 3: It was very sweet.
Speaker 2: Also, why are you so shocked that I would kiss
Speaker 2: my friend. Hello, this is.
Speaker 4: My boy, Like, yeah, I mean you guys we.
Speaker 2: Kiss. That's like the second time this week that we've
Speaker 2: like shared an account of affection or done affectionate thing.
Speaker 2: And a friend was like, whoa was? Because Elsie, when
Speaker 2: we were like at the stadium and we both were
Speaker 2: like holding each other and then we like what like
Speaker 2: we were going to kiss and they like just kept
Speaker 2: moving and she was like, what the fuck was that?
Speaker 2: I was literally just like us actually being affectionate to
Speaker 2: each other, like it was.
Speaker 3: It was real.
Speaker 4: You know what helps me when I have panic attacks?
Speaker 6: What banging your mama?
Speaker 4: Now, I'll take out my funk pop collection.
Speaker 2: And just look at them. Do you let yourself open
Speaker 2: one up? Or do you keep it in the bottom.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to open one of them, I was serious,
Speaker 4: but I will never I'll touch the box, which I'm
Speaker 4: usually not allowed to do.
Speaker 3: Your greasy fucking fingerprints on the glass, like pop on
Speaker 3: a Marvel movie, a Marvel movie, Funko pops and then
Speaker 3: Harry Potter flavored popcorn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, every Podder flavor, Like what is Harry Podder flavor?
Speaker 3: Like butter beer? Like butter beer like kettlecorn.
Speaker 2: Well, did you wake up feeling better?
Speaker 3: No? No, you don't have to talk about it though
Speaker 3: it's really angxious.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I felt up like perfect today, except my heart hurts
Speaker 3: because it was I swear to god, my BPM got
Speaker 3: up to two hundred. It was fucked up. I was
Speaker 3: like almost like gonna crawl to Josh's room to like
Speaker 3: use his little heart monitor, but I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't even need to see that because it'll freak me
Speaker 3: out even more.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, after I finished comforting you, I went and
Speaker 2: played Texas Chainsaw mask Her and screamed in the.
Speaker 3: Living room with my friends, so yeah.
Speaker 2: You're jealous. And then we watched Texas Chainsaw ask Her
Speaker 2: and it was like the funniest movie I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Like good, I love that movie.
Speaker 2: It was so good. But also X is such a
Speaker 2: complete rip of it that I was like, oh my god, dude,
Speaker 2: like this is fucking crazy. And Elsie and Sabrina were
Speaker 2: cracking up because we were sitting there watching it, and I
Speaker 2: was like, this is literally the movie X, Like this
Speaker 2: is insane. And then I was just like saying, I
Speaker 2: was like, if they stop at a gas station, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be fucking pissed, and then they drove up into
Speaker 2: one and we were dying laugh because we were like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is fully literally like this is just that movie.
Speaker 2: But they started off with the brother in a wheelchair
Speaker 2: just falling down a hill for no reason, like like
Speaker 2: oh insert clip. Like they started with the brother is
Speaker 2: in a wheelchair and he just is like they take
Speaker 2: him out to go pee and he's like pissing at
Speaker 2: the side of the road and a truck passes and
Speaker 2: they are trying to convince the audience that the wind
Speaker 2: velocity of that truck passing was so intense that his
Speaker 2: wheelchair pushed forward in grass and he just rolls through
Speaker 2: a hayfield like down. It was fucking hilarious because he
Speaker 2: wasn't hurt, like he had like rips in his shirt,
Speaker 2: but he wasn't bloody or anything. He was just like
Speaker 2: laying and he was like, ah, like why did they
Speaker 2: make that happen? They just like wanted to push him.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That just made me think about how like every time
Speaker 3: I watched like a horror movie, I'm like I would
Speaker 3: have done this, I would have done that, Like you
Speaker 3: shouldn't have done this, Like why did you do that,
Speaker 3: but like does it take my hand or talk to me,
Speaker 3: talk to me, talk to talk to me. Like I
Speaker 3: was like, oh wow, Like I would not change anything
Speaker 3: about the scary movie I'm in, like my horror movie arc.
Speaker 3: I'm in my horror movie arc right now, but I
Speaker 3: like want to see I want to like make my
Speaker 3: own just ride it just for fun. Like it'll never
Speaker 3: get made, but like I feel like it would be
Speaker 3: so fun and cathartic to like write about people getting
Speaker 3: like murdered in plane crashes.
Speaker 2: And shit, Like I want to ride you so bad.
Speaker 3: I said, right, Oh sorry, I was like, but you
Speaker 3: can ride me. I used to Oh this also actually
Speaker 3: ties in, And I don't know why I wrote this down,
Speaker 3: but I said, I used to be so obsessed with
Speaker 3: VFX makeup, like and would make my own fake blood
Speaker 3: from corn stars, red and blue food coloring and chocolate syrup.
Speaker 3: And that was like the when I was making that shit,
Speaker 3: Like I remember it sat in our pantry for like
Speaker 3: years after my parents were so pissed that I wasted
Speaker 3: a bottle of cornstarch. But like I would just like
Speaker 3: put it on myself and like play dead on the ground,
Speaker 3: and like no one would ever, if I can believe.
Speaker 2: Me, there was that one girl on YouTube who was
Speaker 2: really good at BFx, and I would watch the fuck
Speaker 2: out of her.
Speaker 3: Videos, The Redhead.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, and I was really condesced, like monster made
Speaker 2: or something. I was like, I'm gonna do VFX, like
Speaker 2: that's gonna be what I do, and instead I do this.
Speaker 2: So some would say it's really similar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's two monsters.
Speaker 2: I'm causing harm.
Speaker 3: Somehow, it's misinformation spreading misinformation. But yeah, I know, I
Speaker 3: literally like I feel like it might be like a
Speaker 3: rite of passage for like creative people too, Like is
Speaker 3: to like make a fake cut on their face or something,
Speaker 3: or like to make their fingernails.
Speaker 2: Well, either somebody who gives yourself a fake cut on
Speaker 2: your face or you're somebody who does the Tate skull
Speaker 2: making the two.
Speaker 3: Ends, the two ends of the spectrum. Let's talk about
Speaker 3: the polymer clay of VFX makeup pipeline.
Speaker 2: Though I know, I also, like every kid who liked
Speaker 2: Palmer Clays wearing, we were going to be like stop
Speaker 2: motion animated, like I swore.
Speaker 3: I still swore until I was like twenty. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 3: Oh I remember, I was like, oh, I'm going to
Speaker 3: do this.
Speaker 2: Halloween is coming up, so that means we're about to
Speaker 2: see the worst pictures that Instagram has to offer.
Speaker 3: Picture. Yeah, I feel that means the Illuminati really like
Speaker 3: did their thing with the Halloween last year, because like
Speaker 3: all of the biggest influencers in the world, all of
Speaker 3: their Halloween photos were edited so saftly, all by what
Speaker 3: I'm assuming to be is the same person. Like it
Speaker 3: was so bizarre, Like they all had just like shitty
Speaker 3: backgrounds in the.
Speaker 2: Green screen, like not even green screen, like weird cutout.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, and no one was like like saying anything
Speaker 3: about it, and I thought it was going crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but like the world elites had the most bizarre Halloween photos.
Speaker 3: I'm really struggling this year, y'all coming up with the
Speaker 3: Halloween costume. I told any one that.
Speaker 2: I was like the beginning of September.
Speaker 3: That I was serious about and it was no, I'm
Speaker 3: going to keep that one because I might actually do that.
Speaker 3: But we found our joint costume. Yeah, it's overdone, it's
Speaker 3: a played out a bit, but like it's cute and
Speaker 3: it'll it'll kill. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was thinking, can't I can't say that?
Speaker 3: Why don't I see butterflies anymore.
Speaker 2: I see butterflies all the time. I don't literally driving
Speaker 2: in your car though. That day, remember I saw too.
Speaker 2: We were driving and then like they went over your roof,
Speaker 2: and I was like, dude, your car is so awesome
Speaker 2: because if a butterfly or something flies over the car,
Speaker 2: I can.
Speaker 3: Just look up at us. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So maybe you have to attract that kind of positive
Speaker 2: energy to see those kind of positive things, because I'm
Speaker 2: such an aura of positivity and comfort and calmness and
Speaker 2: warmth that those things just come towards me and come
Speaker 2: on me.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: I literally just saw one. I'm not even fucking playing.
Speaker 3: I'm not even no, no, I swear to god.
Speaker 2: Actually was it a green one?
Speaker 3: No, It's like it might have been of my eyes,
Speaker 3: like yellowish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw it too.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you just saw one, right now?
Speaker 2: I saw one. Do you believe me?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna take that fucking hard drive and snap it.
Speaker 4: It's my favorite hard drive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna take your lap.
Speaker 2: That would be bad for us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be bad for you guys.
Speaker 3: So I don't give a fuck. You're my op too, right,
Speaker 3: now I got so many fucking ops, and two of
Speaker 3: them are in the room.
Speaker 2: The thing is Drew is saying that as a joke,
Speaker 2: But Drew genuinely will make up like some of them,
Speaker 2: like a lot of them. I understand where his brain
Speaker 2: goes is to why he decides to call someone is off.
Speaker 2: But sometimes it is the most like subpar miscommunication or
Speaker 2: like just lackluster reason. And Drew will literally hone in
Speaker 2: on one person and be like, they want me dead,
Speaker 2: they want me to like not be living, like they
Speaker 2: hate me. They're talking about me.
Speaker 3: I know that I ever said that. Never have I
Speaker 3: ever said that. I just can feel an energy shift
Speaker 3: in certain people, and I'm like, I want to get
Speaker 3: to the fucking bottom of this. What the fuck is
Speaker 3: going on? There's no communication on there, and so I'm
Speaker 3: just like, oh, like, fuck you, You're in my own.
Speaker 2: So what's happening is you are a naturally anxious person
Speaker 2: and at the slightest tone shift, you become panicked and
Speaker 2: you are considering this person now your enemy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but don't fuck with me.
Speaker 2: What's actually happening is.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's absorbing.
Speaker 2: You're right, He's like, yup.
Speaker 4: I will say, I feel like you are very intuitive,
Speaker 4: Like you've texted me multiple times just been like hey, what,
Speaker 4: like what's up. And it's been like when I'm like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, like there's too much weight on my shoulders,
Speaker 4: I'll be like lying in bed paralyzed, and you'll text
Speaker 4: me and I'll be like, this is insane. It's happened
Speaker 4: like four times.
Speaker 3: I can sense people's No, that's because he has a
Speaker 3: camera in your room.
Speaker 2: Kai, It's because he's watching.
Speaker 3: At all moments. I actually I won't even talk about
Speaker 3: what he was doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't don't expost him like that, don't expose it wasn't.
Speaker 3: But thank you, Kay. I do feel that way you do.
Speaker 4: You're very intuitive. You're like a female.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the hell?
Speaker 3: Don't ever say the f slur again? That was crazy.
Speaker 2: Also, I don't know why I just thought it. I
Speaker 2: think I thought of it because saying that you had
Speaker 2: a camera in Kai's bedroom, but something I have mentioned
Speaker 2: eight million times since it's happened. Shane Dawson saying, look,
Speaker 2: look the phone just like like it can see your
Speaker 2: face even when it doesn't see your face in the
Speaker 2: phone already being unlocked and then like swiping the camera
Speaker 2: thing that he had for a cover. Have you seen that?
Speaker 2: He's like was making about like how your iPhones can
Speaker 2: just like know who you are or something. It was
Speaker 2: like some stupid shit, and he literally showed his face
Speaker 2: to his phone so it unlocked with face ID, and
Speaker 2: then he was like, watch look at this and was
Speaker 2: trying to show that, like the phone can see you
Speaker 2: no matter what. That like, it's not the camera that's
Speaker 2: a camera, it's like the set the yeah that it's
Speaker 2: like an infrared camera that they used to stalk you
Speaker 2: and like track your facial movements like at every waking moment. Okay,
Speaker 2: but he had like it was so stupid. I'll show
Speaker 2: you and then we have to insert it. But right,
Speaker 2: oh my god, that's awkward.
Speaker 3: Come here, give me a kiss.
Speaker 4: That was a good kiss. No more slaps, just kisses,
Speaker 4: nose kisses. Okay, yeah, this is in hugs.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you were somebody I followed since you
Speaker 2: posted about Beyonce being your crush eighteen times and I
Speaker 2: really was like, that's.
Speaker 3: My that's my man.
Speaker 4: Is that the same era where You're like I'm gonna
Speaker 4: hit h.
Speaker 2: No, we hadn't met each other in real life at
Speaker 2: that point. But we were like, I think, maybe following
Speaker 2: each other, and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, my god, we were like fourteen.
Speaker 2: I was like, he's cute, like by bay.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: I also thought every single boy I was friends with
Speaker 2: I was gonna day like it was like a problem.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, he's so nice to me,
Speaker 2: like we should have sex, even though.
Speaker 3: Like I was never going to have literally still you today. Yeah,
Speaker 3: anybody who's like anyone, not just boys, anyone cut that now,
Speaker 3: cut that put that death.
Speaker 2: That damn oh fuck oh I'm seeing the same.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I want to hit my jewels so bad.
Speaker 2: I have to.
Speaker 3: Girl, you're like being sketchy as fuck. No, no, no, okay,
Speaker 3: so see what she does to me. I quit and
Speaker 3: then she picks up all and does it in front
Speaker 3: of showing off.
Speaker 2: Everybody has every every sobriety journey. I relapse comes with
Speaker 2: a relapse, and that's okay, you get back up on it.
Speaker 3: But genuinely I do believe that. Okay, Virginia virginially vaginally,
Speaker 3: but literally like to get sober, there are going to
Speaker 3: be humps in the road, and relapses is one of
Speaker 3: those humps. And it's Okay, even if it's a day,
Speaker 3: even if it's a month, even if it's six months,
Speaker 3: even if it's two years, don't stop trying year. I
Speaker 3: genuinely believe that. Though yeah, we like.
Speaker 2: We're working on it, we're working on it.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get through this.
Speaker 2: And I'll follow suit one day, one day, okay.
Speaker 3: So we were at a hotel for Oriyan's birthday. We
Speaker 3: got our little hotel room and we had a little
Speaker 3: birthday and when everybody left, it was just the next night.
Speaker 3: It was the last night in the hotel, and me
Speaker 3: and you and Joe Syah were kind of just chilling
Speaker 3: on the couch and I don't know how it got
Speaker 3: brought up, but O'Ryan was like, have you ever seen
Speaker 3: like someone give birth?
Speaker 2: And then you was like, yeah, oh it got brought
Speaker 2: up because she told a crazy story about like a
Speaker 2: like she had seen someone talk about.
Speaker 3: And so we started watching birthing videos and Enya and
Speaker 3: o'riyan both started sobbing, crying in fear and in pain
Speaker 3: for these women, and it was like the crazy I
Speaker 3: got it all on video. I don't know, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Kidding, like I never like I am like somebody who's
Speaker 2: very in between having kids. Like part of me is like, oh,
Speaker 2: when I'm with a good partner, I fully understand it.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, Okay, I understand why people have children
Speaker 2: because when you're in a really good relationship and your
Speaker 2: communication is good, everything is good, You're like, why wouldn't
Speaker 2: we have children? I can't believe people do that. That's insane.
Speaker 3: Have you seen Alien Versus Predator? Something is wrong with me?
Speaker 3: Have you seen Alien Versus Predator? What the fuck was
Speaker 3: I referencing? Maybe face?
Speaker 2: Because because the out of there when when what's her
Speaker 2: name gets pregnant with one of the aliens and it
Speaker 2: comes out of her stomach? But I like whatever, So
Speaker 2: I'm always so in between. But something that I've never
Speaker 2: deep dived on but I'm very aware of is how
Speaker 2: painful and agonizing child's birth is. And I've just never
Speaker 2: looked into it because I'm like, that's not something I
Speaker 2: need to know. That epidural is going in. Bitch. Fuck
Speaker 2: you if you were like, oh, fuck no, bitch, give
Speaker 2: me a perk, give me epidural, give me everything, like literally,
Speaker 2: give me everything. Shove it edible down my throat, give
Speaker 2: me a perk. Thirty and get that epiral in me,
Speaker 2: which I want to be.
Speaker 3: Speak.
Speaker 2: Give me a popper, loosen me up, like make it easy.
Speaker 4: But I'm not.
Speaker 3: Vagina poppers. I'm gonna figure it out.
Speaker 2: But it just I've never seen We started looking at
Speaker 2: Mark Zuckerberg too. Yeah, but it just like I never
Speaker 2: looked at videos and they always always avoided I've always
Speaker 2: avoided videos of childbirth. I never looked at it. And
Speaker 2: then O'Ryan just started playing in front of me. And
Speaker 2: I am not kidding, like even the thought of some
Speaker 2: of the things I say. It is so fucking nasty.
Speaker 2: There's nothing beautiful about that. It is a shame. We
Speaker 2: are so barbaric. It is so fucking weird, Like I
Speaker 2: am not kidding, like vagina like like after when you
Speaker 2: have the baby, vagina like so cute, But first of all,
Speaker 2: clean that shit off. It's fucking nasty. It's covered in
Speaker 2: sludge and slime and it's so gross. It is so gross,
Speaker 2: Like I don't think I need to have a kid
Speaker 2: because that is so nasty unless you give me a
Speaker 2: park thirty. Yeah, well can they give you a park thirty?
Speaker 2: Why don't they give girls perk thirties when they're giving birth,
Speaker 2: I think so they can.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be.
Speaker 2: Turned the fuck up, bitch. I want to be cross
Speaker 2: faded as fuck giving birth to that baby, like immediately
Speaker 2: shove some fucking tequila and an edible down my gullet,
Speaker 2: like the second that baby's coming out. But I guess then,
Speaker 2: is the baby gonna get fucked up?
Speaker 3: Because the second the baby's umbilical cord to the air,
Speaker 3: it has to start breathing through itsnaw okay.
Speaker 2: So once that happens, once that head is out, someone
Speaker 2: come in my fucking I.
Speaker 4: Really believe this. If I gave birth, I wouldn't feel pain,
Speaker 4: Like I feel like it would.
Speaker 3: Be so easy for like a man, like compared to
Speaker 3: like a woman, like yeah, we're.
Speaker 4: Just it would just be like so yeah, Drew.
Speaker 2: Like where would you come out of the tip of
Speaker 2: your wiener?
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, but it would just be like so easy,
Speaker 7: So dude, I know, and like literally just like like
Speaker 7: you're screaming, bro, you're being so just like relax, You're
Speaker 7: like literally you only do this like a few times maybe,
Speaker 7: but in.
Speaker 4: The moment, like why be present?
Speaker 2: No, I need to be fucked up, Like I need
Speaker 2: them to hand me that baby in my arms be
Speaker 2: so limp from being sucked up that they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: she can't hold a baby yet, like we gotta give.
Speaker 4: I was in I think I remember I was in
Speaker 4: middle school and for like a class we had to
Speaker 4: watch a childbirth and a kid next to me fainted.
Speaker 3: Oh my fucking god, someone fainted at Beyonce. Behind it
Speaker 3: someone the second.
Speaker 2: She gone on stage, we heard like we heard that
Speaker 2: ship just like felt water kind of on your legs,
Speaker 2: and we were like what the fuck and people were
Speaker 2: like like running towards someone, and we turned and there was.
Speaker 4: Just a girl like on the floor and then that's crazy.
Speaker 3: They like got and she was like away.
Speaker 2: She was like what what what? She was freaking out
Speaker 2: and she got up and then literally like her boyfriend
Speaker 2: or whoever she was with took her out and she
Speaker 2: came back because he was like, she's not drunk. She's
Speaker 2: not drunk. She just fainted. Because I think, like the
Speaker 2: security is probably like, oh, she got too fucked up,
Speaker 2: but she literally was so taken up, actually fainted.
Speaker 3: Respect honestly, but wait, a dude fainted and oh yeah.
Speaker 4: It was like this kid that like everyone. He was
Speaker 4: just mean to everyone and I remember like he was
Speaker 4: fully yeah, he was like you know, he was not Yeah.
Speaker 4: People did not fuck with this ad home life. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then basically like the video came up and his
Speaker 4: head just like hit the he like fell asleep and
Speaker 4: it was It was awesome, bro.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 4: Also I kind of said, I wish I was at
Speaker 4: that Beyonce concert throwing throwing ass and dick around.
Speaker 3: There was that reason you weren't there. There was a
Speaker 3: reason you weren't fucking there.
Speaker 2: We knew you were gonna pull up in like tiny
Speaker 2: shorts and we couldn't do it, Like.
Speaker 3: We've already like booty shorts.
Speaker 2: You in the American apparel disco shorts.
Speaker 3: What y'all don't know is Kay can make a clap.
Speaker 4: That is true, and that's not even a joke kidding.
Speaker 2: Men's asses, specifically straight men's asses, are the most disgusting
Speaker 2: thing ever. God was supposed to do some sort of
Speaker 2: design rework there, because anytime I have seen a man's ass.
Speaker 3: It's a dumpy. It's not like a dump truck. It
Speaker 3: is like a dumpy like fat baggy.
Speaker 2: It's like nasty, Like why does it look like that?
Speaker 2: It always looks so gross. It's so hairy too.
Speaker 3: Well, I got one more thing to say. It's a
Speaker 3: cute little one here we Okay, so you know the
Speaker 3: song beautiful, beautif beautiful beautiful. Let me let me see
Speaker 3: what the song title is.
Speaker 2: It's David Bowie, right.
Speaker 6: M.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's called like darling Boy.
Speaker 2: I think it's called Beautiful. No, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 3: I just want to know on this No, it's John Lennon,
Speaker 3: uh nineteen eighty Double Fantasy. Anyways, I have a very vivid,
Speaker 3: remembery memory of like my dad in a driver's seat
Speaker 3: and me in me and the passenger seat, and my
Speaker 3: dad like playing that song on fucking blast, and like
Speaker 3: I just remembered that and I was like, this song
Speaker 3: fucking sucks, but like he's like, this song's for you,
Speaker 3: this song is about you. And I just have a
Speaker 3: very vivid memory of that now. And it was when
Speaker 3: I heard that song last night, I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 3: that was so sweet of him to do. And I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna do that for my kid.
Speaker 6: If you get to have them, if you live that long. Okay,
Speaker 6: what are you doing? Damn?
Speaker 4: Whoa? That is actually crazy, dude.
Speaker 2: I just imagined like something disgusting.
Speaker 3: You imagine my butthole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're bare like lower half doing that, and I like, actually.
Speaker 3: My balls between my legs.
Speaker 2: O dude, Like man anatomy is actually disgusting and not
Speaker 2: kidding it. It's so gross. They need to like figure
Speaker 2: out how that when y'all bend down it just goes away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no it does. It's just when it's so big.
Speaker 2: For me, it's just like, yeah, that's really fucking disgusting.
Speaker 2: I saw Texas Chase on Escar so fun, so fun.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of, like what movies I've seen.
Speaker 2: I feel like I've seen a bunch of movies this week.
Speaker 2: Maybe I saw Coraline.
Speaker 3: Coraline and that was really really fun talk to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh. I finished How Too with John Wilson, so good.
Speaker 3: So I started watching One Piece, like the live action,
Speaker 3: and like it is so incredibly mid at best. I've
Speaker 3: never seen past like the first twenty five thirty episodes
Speaker 3: of One Piece, so I don't really know how accurate
Speaker 3: it is, but I will say it's fun. But like,
Speaker 3: why doesn't someone like when they're making a live action
Speaker 3: anime like movie, Like, why doesn't someone higher like someone
Speaker 3: with a clear fucking vision and a clear like swag,
Speaker 3: and like why is it like always just shitty? Like
Speaker 3: why why are they always fucking terrible? Like it's an
Speaker 3: actual problem, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why is it always it seems like they're wearing
Speaker 2: party cities?
Speaker 3: Yes, dude. Like the the acting too was like really
Speaker 3: there was another butterfly, a white one. The acting two
Speaker 3: was subpar and like, I don't know, it was just
Speaker 3: like but I'll watch it and I'll probably like it,
Speaker 3: but like, come on, like that's not a hot take
Speaker 3: at all, But like I'm gonna start giving like incredibly
Speaker 3: cold takes, Like I'm gonna be that guy where I
Speaker 3: just give like the most awful worst takes ever in
Speaker 3: a room full of people and just silence the room,
Speaker 3: Like that's my vibe.
Speaker 2: There you with the first one that is a cool take?
Speaker 3: Should I do Drew Shye up Corner? Yeah, go for it, girl,
Speaker 3: Welcome to Drew shy Up Corner. Y'all love cuddling with
Speaker 3: skinny dudes until we get lost under the covers like
Speaker 3: a remote or like a jewel, like a jewel. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's really funny. This one's just literally a classic. We
Speaker 3: quote it all the time, and I was like, I
Speaker 3: cannot believe I haven't read this one yet. Girls that
Speaker 3: stank are coolest fuck like you know what onion Powder.
Speaker 3: I kind of like you, you know what, Beyonce. Okay,
Speaker 3: you might, you might listen to the same music as me,
Speaker 3: but I listened to it in a much deeper and
Speaker 3: more intellectual way than you ever will.
Speaker 2: That is Yeah, That's why I'm a gatekeeper, because I
Speaker 2: just don't believe you guys have like the like emotional.
Speaker 3: Bandwidth wherewith all tiunder standing in the way I do
Speaker 3: ain't no way God told Noah to put two podcasters
Speaker 3: on the arc. Damn we do breed too.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. When we were in the coffee shop
Speaker 2: and Elsie was like, this feels like we are in
Speaker 2: Noah's ark right now. She was like, there is, there is,
Speaker 2: there's every walk of life in here, and the door
Speaker 2: is going to be shut and we're gonna watch like
Speaker 2: the world obliterate and it's only going to be the people.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'll do this one and then that one.
Speaker 3: I admit it. I'm a lame girl. I don't party,
Speaker 3: I don't work on guys, I don't stay out late
Speaker 3: but I do stay up late, I do read, I
Speaker 3: do smoke, I do vibe to music, and I do
Speaker 3: think that is that was more just like a deep thought.
Speaker 2: That's you minus the smoking.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, and I'm the other girl
Speaker 3: penis ay my god and babes ey Okay, okay, wait, wait,
Speaker 3: this is a good. One is good, and this is
Speaker 3: the last one, and then I'll do music tag someone
Speaker 3: gay in the comments to out them. It's all all
Speaker 3: of them are literally going to be at Drew, like
Speaker 3: all of them are going to be me this one.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're not actually gay though, and it's cool
Speaker 2: that we've built an environment where we can like stoke
Speaker 2: about being gay, but neither.
Speaker 3: Of us. Okay, this is just like something I want
Speaker 3: to leave you guys on. And then actually I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do this one. This one will probably get cut and
Speaker 3: leave that, but cut it because I want them to
Speaker 3: stay whispering. And then the last one. The thought manifests
Speaker 3: okay again, Okay. The thought manifests as the word. The
Speaker 3: word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into the habit,
Speaker 3: and the habit hardens into character. So watch your thought
Speaker 3: and its ways with care and let it spring from
Speaker 3: love born out of concern for all beings.
Speaker 2: Wow, ironically that was like extremely difficult for you to read.
Speaker 3: Well, then I'm missing all the colons in the semi colonshit,
Speaker 3: so I didn't know where it ended. And I also
Speaker 3: have a bunch of typos in it, like a bunch
Speaker 3: like I don't think I was supposed to say into
Speaker 3: the habit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was deep.
Speaker 3: The second thinking.
Speaker 2: About banging your mama, I stopped doing it and it
Speaker 2: stopped becoming a habit because I didn't care about her.
Speaker 2: It was just a abit.
Speaker 3: The thought manifests as me banging Inya's mom. The word
Speaker 3: manifests as me banging Kai's mom. The deed develops into
Speaker 3: me banging Kai's mom and dad, and the habit hardens
Speaker 3: into me banging Inya's mom. So watch as I bang
Speaker 3: Kai in Inya's parents, and it's ways with care and
Speaker 3: let it spring into a love born out of concern
Speaker 3: for banging all of y'all's parents.
Speaker 2: Kai's popping perks back then the pill just dry swallowed
Speaker 2: up Hill. I just need something and it came out
Speaker 2: of his wallet.
Speaker 4: Look, I realized I didn't turn the clock on for
Speaker 4: you guys, and I'm having a panic attackt on me
Speaker 4: get fired at the end of the episode.
Speaker 2: So you were way the time. By the time he
Speaker 2: walked in the door.
Speaker 4: I was fired six months ago. I'm just coming.
Speaker 2: He's just coming because you want something to do. Okay,
Speaker 2: here is my media of the week. I've been listening
Speaker 2: to the album Fountain Baby by Amare. I don't know
Speaker 2: if I'm saying that right because I can't say names
Speaker 2: or words correctly. And the more you make fun of me,
Speaker 2: the more you need to realize that I have immigrant
Speaker 2: parents and you are fucked up for making comment on
Speaker 2: me not being.
Speaker 3: Able to find that's kai to t.
Speaker 2: What Princess going Digital from that album, Sociopathic Dance Queen
Speaker 2: and Big Steppa are my favorite from that album.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 2: My other music of the week is Maybe I'm Gonna
Speaker 2: Want You by Bread and I'm Still Looping on Earth
Speaker 2: by the Sundays. That song makes me makes me so
Speaker 2: happy that I want to kill myself a knife.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: Mine is King David's Style, dj Escrow, reck Ray Harrikami,
Speaker 3: Pearls Shaday, It's a Fine Day, Opus.
Speaker 4: Three, and mine is Guardians of the Galaxy in America,
Speaker 4: Captain America, and Iron Man one, two, three, four, five,
Speaker 4: and six.
Speaker 2: Oh, they're actually more than one of those.
Speaker 4: I think there's like six.
Speaker 3: There's I think there's four. There's four the Avengers.
Speaker 2: They need to fucking stop.
Speaker 3: If there's six, I'm literally gonna have a heart attack
Speaker 3: and die. But they did kill him off. He's done
Speaker 3: really Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, there's three of them.
Speaker 3: Three, but he's in all of them.
Speaker 6: I would have sex with him if I had to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Robert Downey, Yeah, Robert Downey. J oh yeah, if
Speaker 3: I had to. And I feel like he's also a
Speaker 3: nice guy. He gets like genuine kindness, but also sometimes
Speaker 3: it feels superficial, like he sees the comments of people
Speaker 3: being like he's like a nice guy, like look, and
Speaker 3: then he.
Speaker 4: Just acts that he's seen the video of him like
Speaker 4: on Wall Street when he's like twenty four or.
Speaker 2: Something like making fun of like stockbrokers, and he's so sexy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he was rizzing all over the camera looking at furniture. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well I had a tab open for like a furniture spot.
Speaker 2: We really need a lamp, So I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I forgot I was doing that.
Speaker 3: Oh, Yeah, the lampy scent was really cute. We should
Speaker 3: just get one of those candle holders and put it
Speaker 3: in the corner room and go medieval style. The fuck
Speaker 3: off candles are so fucking expensive.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: When the hurricane was threatening to take out our power,
Speaker 3: I bought candles because I was like, just in case,
Speaker 3: like I want to be able to see like my
Speaker 3: book that I'm reading because I won't have Wi Fi,
Speaker 3: and like what else am I supposed to do? And
Speaker 3: it was so fucking expensive?
Speaker 2: Okay, what Like, dude, sometimes you're such a twenty five
Speaker 2: year old or we both are like you sitting you're
Speaker 2: talking about how expensive candles are. We're like so dumb.
Speaker 2: During the hurricane, like right before, like what when it
Speaker 2: started to hit, which it was just rain here, me
Speaker 2: and Drew went outside and he followed me outside so
Speaker 2: I could smoke and drink a coffee and look at
Speaker 2: the rain. And we sat on the front porch just
Speaker 2: sitting out there in silence, and we were like, damn,
Speaker 2: we are in our mid twenties.
Speaker 3: It was kind of such a mid twenties vibe, like
Speaker 3: and you smoking a cigarette and I was sitting outside
Speaker 3: watching the cigarettes.
Speaker 2: After sex because that's what we were doing, because we had.
Speaker 1: Just boned, We just fucked, and there was juices and
Speaker 1: calm and fucking shit sprayed everywhere all the fucking walk.
Speaker 1: It was so fucking smelly. It smelled like fucking sex.
Speaker 1: I can I can smell fucking sex from a mile away.
Speaker 1: I can smell that you just had sex. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: looking at you.
Speaker 3: Nasty, nasty, rotten sex and the condoms tied up and
Speaker 3: putting the toilet in.
Speaker 2: The all right bye, I almost said good night, I
Speaker 2: mean night
Speaker 4: Three