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Speaker 1: Welcome this side of Emergine Company.

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Speaker 2: But did you do the clap after? Would you ever

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Speaker 2: wear dead people? Hell? Oh, Virginia, it's for lovers. That's funny.

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Speaker 2: You've never been there, motherfucker.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because Virginia is the worst fucking place on earth. No,

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Speaker 3: I got it because my mom was born did there?

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Speaker 2: So is she Actually?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's from Virgina. And if you think about it,

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Speaker 3: we're all from Virgina.

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Speaker 2: No, that's not how you say that. It's Virginia.

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Speaker 3: I am wearing this ship.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna say that.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna no, please just say you already prefaced.

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Speaker 3: You know it was a.

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Speaker 2: Barn I wasn't Like. I did one of these on

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Speaker 2: the couch the other night and it was really bad.

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Speaker 2: But I was like, oh, I'm gonna get all up

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Speaker 2: in your Virginia, like I was trying to do like Virginia,

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Speaker 2: like you know how we say like I'm gonna get

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Speaker 2: all up enya.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was trying to do that with Virginia. But the

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Speaker 2: Virgina part already happened at the beginning of that.

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Speaker 3: So, like I have one just doesn't work, y'all, Love

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Speaker 3: bath and body works. How about you put your body

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Speaker 3: in a bath and go to work challenges?

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Speaker 2: Did you actually make that up?

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Speaker 3: I did?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, I.

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Speaker 3: Wish I did. I should have claimed it because that's

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Speaker 3: like an obscure ass, that's a really good Yeah. I

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Speaker 3: had that written down for drew up corner from just

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Speaker 3: like screenshotting show you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you would have never made that up because I

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Speaker 2: don't know the last time I was within a five

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Speaker 2: foot radius of bed and bath.

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Speaker 3: And bodywork, bed Bath and Beyond works?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it called bed bath body work?

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Speaker 3: The only reason I bed Bathroom Beyond is from the

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Speaker 3: movie Click.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like literally the only reason why.

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Speaker 2: Why did they use a real franchise store in that?

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Speaker 3: I really just know Bed Bath and Beyond was in it?

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Speaker 3: And I don't remember the timeline of like Click at all,

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Speaker 3: Like I don't know what happened in that movie.

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Speaker 2: I remember I think he gets into a fight with

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Speaker 2: his wife Mondays and then goes to bathroom bed Bathroom Beyond.

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Speaker 2: Why does I actually don't know why he ends up there.

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Speaker 2: I know he gets into a fight and he's like,

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Speaker 2: I'm so pissed.

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Speaker 3: What he finds like the remote there?

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Speaker 2: I guess, Yeah, A creepy man.

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Speaker 4: Because he goes to the beyond section, right.

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Speaker 2: Oh, is that what it is?

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Speaker 3: Beyond? They say, good transition into We went to the

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Speaker 3: Beyonce concert, Yo, that was it was so mid. That

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Speaker 3: was like, okay, it was mid. It was mid until

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Speaker 3: she brought me backstage with her and Jay like yeah,

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Speaker 3: that that was like the movie part of it because

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Speaker 3: like walking through the Sofi Stadium tunnels was just like

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Speaker 3: a crazy fucking experience because like it is like a

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Speaker 3: with Beyonce, because like it really does feel like a

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Speaker 3: liminal space.

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Speaker 2: I was really worried that she would be too tired

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Speaker 2: So I was like, dude, there's no way she's like

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Speaker 2: like come here and like come backstage. But we did

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Speaker 2: and it was cool and blue ivy on.

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Speaker 3: She was so she was so was so fucking sweet.

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Speaker 2: But actually that concert was fucking insane, Like it was.

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Speaker 3: I've said this twelve times and I have not stopped

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Speaker 3: talking about it since then. It was so funny because

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Speaker 3: like before the concert, like Josiah was like, oh, I'll

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Speaker 3: get us tickets. I'll get his tickets, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 2: And I knew it was gonna happen because it's like

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Speaker 2: the most anticipated concert of.

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Speaker 3: Our lifetime, and like we were we kind of just

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Speaker 3: wrote it off and we were like, if we get tickets,

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Speaker 3: I'm not spending that much money on a ticket whatever.

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Speaker 3: So like two hours before the concert, we're like we're

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Speaker 3: all just like, bro, like I don't even need to

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Speaker 3: Like we definitely sit in the fucking house after we

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Speaker 3: get drunk and watch fucking Beyonce music videos and performances

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Speaker 3: every single night.

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Speaker 2: Ye that well out fail. If we are in this house,

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Speaker 2: even slightly inebriated, every single Beyonce music video will get

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Speaker 2: each time we will be like holy shit, and like

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Speaker 2: I already know how it goes. We put it off.

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Speaker 2: I look up how old she was in the video

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh my god, like, okay, I need

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Speaker 2: were doing that because it felt so unobtainable that we

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Speaker 2: were just accepting our loss.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was just like, it's okay, it won't be her

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Speaker 2: last tour. I'll see her eventually. It's just not in

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Speaker 2: my cards. I've already accepted the loss of Baychella. I

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Speaker 3: Yeah. No, like and that's that's the final thought in

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Speaker 3: my head was like okay, like I didn't see Baychella,

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Speaker 3: watching Renaissance tour videos on the couch in three years.

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Speaker 2: Before and I think they're doing a documentary.

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Speaker 3: And like it just literally like and then eventually we

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Speaker 3: were just like fuck it, let's get tickets. And then

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Speaker 3: we looked and they were like two thousand, five hundred

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Speaker 3: dollars for Club Renaissance, and we were like fuck that,

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Speaker 3: Like I'd rather die than do that. And then we

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Speaker 3: looked like an hour before the show, and the tickets

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Speaker 3: and we got them for like at cost I think

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Speaker 2: Like such a good deal. We bought tickets and then

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Speaker 2: we literally were at a coffee shop being like, dude,

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Speaker 2: there's nothing to do today, Like I guess we're just

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Speaker 5: I was like, buy them, by them, buy them, and

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Speaker 5: then like, because we all got on our phone to

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Speaker 2: And then we were like, fuck dude. And then we

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Speaker 2: So we all came home and we would like every

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Speaker 2: ten minutes recheck the tickets on one phone, and then

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Speaker 2: finally Drew found the tickets again for a really good price.

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Speaker 2: We got the tickets, and we literally got ready in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's why we didn't throw fits, because I

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Speaker 3: saw someone like in the comments of a video of

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Speaker 3: me like in the pit like waving, They were like,

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Speaker 3: where's Drew's outfit? And I was like, girl, I literally

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Speaker 3: left twenty minutes before the fucking show started, Like I

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Speaker 2: Like, let literally we like we were not supposed to go.

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Speaker 2: We wore what we were wearing, all fun like we

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Speaker 3: But yeah, like not to make this the dedicated Beyonce episode,

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Speaker 3: but that concert was like a generational like once in

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Speaker 3: like that again, like like planning that show and just

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Speaker 3: like being the person that like choreographed everything for Beyonce,

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Speaker 3: Like was just such a magical moment for me. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: And I was telling them after, I was like, fuck, dude,

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Speaker 3: like now every concert I go to, no matter who

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Speaker 3: like no one is the fucking boss, Like no one

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Speaker 2: I know she is like such, She's so beyond any

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Speaker 2: I feel like I've been to so many fucking concerts.

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Speaker 2: I am definitely a concert goer, so it is by

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Speaker 2: no exaggeration to say that is the best concert I

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Speaker 2: like I've been to really good concerts where I'm standing there,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, this is insane, but no one compares to

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Speaker 2: Get Me Bodiedo was so insane. I'm pretty sure she

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Speaker 2: did green Light too, but like, I don't green Light.

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Speaker 3: Wait did she fucking predict squad Games? Switch Games?

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Speaker 2: It was so fucking insane. Also, I sobbed at her

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Speaker 2: and Blue Ivy. It made me so happy. It definitely

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Speaker 2: triggered intense, intense abandonment and mommy issues deep inside of me.

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Speaker 2: But I was so happy watching that, Like I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this is like insane.

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Speaker 3: You're so warm.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, I know. I like, actually, what the hell

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Speaker 2: are you asking me about my fucking cooter?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually cold.

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Speaker 2: I keep it on nice or else it'll start really

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Speaker 4: Guys, Oh damn is that? What is that?

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Speaker 3: For the twenty thirteen And then we got one from

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Speaker 3: twenty thirteen as well, saying woman crush Wings. They ride

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Speaker 3: a passage to call your pop idol, your woman crush wings.

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Speaker 2: He's not gay, he wants to have sex with.

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Speaker 3: The Literally it like, let leave me the fuck alone.

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Speaker 3: She's so hot. I and she literally is like the

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Speaker 3: hottest person on planet Earth. And that confirmed it.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, it was amazing. If you can go, you

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Speaker 2: should definitely go. It was too lit, too awesome. Best

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Speaker 2: money I've ever spent actually in my goddamn life. Actually,

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Speaker 2: I would one hundred percent do it again if I could.

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Speaker 2: I wish we went last night, but I had obligations

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Speaker 2: so it was unable to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, movie fucking movie. Yeah, we'll insert the photos of

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Speaker 3: me in twenty.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen, also us so close to Beyonce.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because y'all, I don't think you understand it was

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Speaker 3: so greatly.

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Speaker 2: Starting this episode with like the longest tangent about Beyonce,

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Speaker 2: like I was gonna be like so many people have

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Speaker 2: watch us feel the exact same way about Beyonce as

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Speaker 2: we do. But it is genuinely so insane, Like it

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Speaker 2: from Elsie, Like she was like, that is what a

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Speaker 2: That's also how I'm like, I know, like I love

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Speaker 2: I never need to sit in a room. I never

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Speaker 2: Because even after that concert the next day, I woke up,

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Speaker 3: Had like giant rock star fucking energy drink and it

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But the next day I woke up and I literally

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Speaker 3: But let's we'll move on. We'll move on, we'll move on.

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Speaker 2: I'll stop bragging about the best night. Yeah, my casually

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Speaker 3: But it's crazy how important confidence is, Like really, if

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Speaker 3: when I get tired, like i'd be saying some bullshit

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Speaker 3: I don't read because I read them and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: see that shit. But hold, I'm thirsty.

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Speaker 2: What the hell?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: In my notes, I have Beyonce called me, oh, any wait,

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, what the buck is that?

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Speaker 2: What is this beer?

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Speaker 3: This is what are they called?

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Speaker 4: What are they called?

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Speaker 3: Or this is bored ape water. A lot of people

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Speaker 3: don't believe that I'm an investor and I have three

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Speaker 2: A lot of people don't believe that you've invested no value.

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Speaker 3: How would I have this? Okay, I swear they're gonna

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Speaker 2: Did you get one for me? Why do I have this?

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Speaker 3: You know that one's staying sealed because it's like an

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Speaker 2: This is like the equivalent of like all the old

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Speaker 2: their grandkids touch it. You're gonna be like oldest fucking

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Speaker 2: be like non like livable land, and there's gonna be

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Speaker 2: gonna be like, don't open it, because when society rises

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Speaker 3: The only food source will be able to eat in

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Speaker 3: the apocalypse is all of the like bananas and apples

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Speaker 3: and oranges and twinkies and burgers that have been sealed

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Speaker 2: We are such bored humans that we were like, bro,

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Speaker 2: what if we put this food into like literal waste

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Speaker 2: has seen this?

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Speaker 4: I remember?

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Speaker 2: Get that.

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Speaker 3: Okay. So there's like a weed shop that opened up

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Speaker 2: Is it like on Highland or something that.

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Speaker 3: If you go in there and you have a board ape.

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Speaker 3: Listen to this. I did some math. So if you

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Speaker 4: I think it.

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Speaker 3: I think they got twenty eight thousand. But anyways, the

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Speaker 4: I'm still looking it up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, tells you you're flopping so hard right now.

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Speaker 4: It's oh, I guess it's forty three thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: So I'm right, which again still so much forty thousand,

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Speaker 3: you own a board ape, you get a free eighth

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Speaker 3: if they give you good weed. So it'll take you

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Speaker 3: like what is forty two thousand or forty three thousand

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Speaker 3: I only have to go in there one thy five

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Speaker 4: So it's like a good investor twenty years.

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Speaker 2: Oh years, that's all I'm gonna say. Like, it's really

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Speaker 3: Flip it to your homies and pay for the board

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Speaker 3: ape cost. It's a genius idea. But no, it's like

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Speaker 2: I can't believe you went in there. Did you go

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Speaker 2: in there alone?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: I went with okay, yeah, because just looking around, they

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Speaker 3: were like, no, we'll go. And we went and it

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Speaker 3: was horrifying in there, and all I bought was water

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Speaker 3: and it was fifteen fucking dollars for those two bottles

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Speaker 3: of waters. But I was like, oh, it's a bit

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Speaker 2: That is terrifying and gross, Like I hate when I

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Speaker 2: because really down the street eighteen million times, never seen it.

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Speaker 2: And two, I can't believe that is still a thing

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Speaker 2: that is going to plague society for fucking ever. Them

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Speaker 2: putting those stupid, fucking bored ape, stupid fucking ugly ass

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Speaker 2: like it is so ugly more than anything, the art

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Speaker 2: I actually don't give a fuck because someone's gonna be like,

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Speaker 2: fuck because look what you've done to society, like you

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Speaker 2: Like why is that on the side of a bidding

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Speaker 4: Um.

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Speaker 3: Don't get on in you. It's bad side. I guess

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Speaker 2: Okay, back to Beyonce.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say I was the stinky I was

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Speaker 3: this stinky guy beyond concert guy was like I really was,

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Speaker 3: I don't know, it's so weird. And then I would

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Speaker 2: Well, I was the girl with my tits out at Beyonce. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I had this fucking tank top on that like falls

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna wear it because I was already wearing

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Speaker 3: I was the funniest shit I've ever seen, like before

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I showed you my boobs all the time.

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Speaker 3: He needs to pick me up when I just need

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Speaker 2: But what's crazy is Beyonce called me like a week

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Speaker 2: before we went to but we went to get massages,

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Speaker 2: look it at. But I was staring at the floor

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Speaker 2: and I heard it vibrating. So I opened my eyes

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Speaker 2: And in my dream, I genuinely like it was such

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Speaker 2: I can't answer that right now, Oh my god, and

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Speaker 2: I like in the dream, I was like, fuck, dude,

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Speaker 2: I laughed so fucking hard myself because I was like, cool,

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Speaker 2: dream you canned her up? Is Beyonce calling me? And

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Speaker 3: My hands are likely dude. Well, my dream also involved

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Speaker 3: So I was like, we all devise a plant where like,

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Speaker 3: if we kill each other together, we're we'll escape this

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Speaker 3: the afterlife is. And we did it, and we woke

440
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,240
Speaker 3: up again, and we woke up in the exact same spot, uninjured,

441
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,399
Speaker 3: and we all looked at each other and I like

442
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 3: started freaking out and writhing, and I was like, oh,

443
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,720
Speaker 3: my fucking god, we've been in hell already, like Earth

444
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,160
Speaker 3: is hell, We've been in hell, like what the fuck?

445
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 3: And like y'all were like so chill about it. And

446
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,399
Speaker 3: I was freaking out and like screaming and writhing around,

447
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,320
Speaker 3: and I was like so afraid in my dream that

448
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,399
Speaker 3: like I like moved my head in real life and

449
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,679
Speaker 3: I woke up with my mouth open, like I was

450
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,159
Speaker 3: like so scared. I was like, I cannot believe we

451
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 3: did this.

452
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,640
Speaker 2: Also, what's so funny is we had that exact same

453
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,639
Speaker 2: reaction when he told us that dream, like when you

454
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,399
Speaker 2: were like, dude, we killed ourselves and we woke up

455
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,440
Speaker 2: we were still here and me and we're like, wait,

456
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 2: so in your dream this was hell and we were

457
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,119
Speaker 2: like hell is lit as fuck, Like what are you

458
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,960
Speaker 2: talking about, Like I'd be so happy if this was

459
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,679
Speaker 2: how and like we just started saying you were like no, dude.

460
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 2: It was like terrifying, and we were like, no, that

461
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,400
Speaker 2: sounds amazing, so we should kill ourselves.

462
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,640
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's definitely not never.

463
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't believe that anything is gonna happen.

464
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 3: I just looked at the fucking camera frame and I

465
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 3: didn't see you in it, and I was like literally

466
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,880
Speaker 3: like who, Like I literally just almost had a psychotic break.

467
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,439
Speaker 3: I was like, I've been talking to no one this

468
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,639
Speaker 3: entire time, Like that was so fucking freaky well to me.

469
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 2: So I always feel like I'm talking to no about

470
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:51,880
Speaker 2: this guy.

471
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:59,639
Speaker 3: Whoa oh should cut that? Hell no, no, we should

472
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,679
Speaker 3: just add it like somehow like Beyonce's face like poking in.

473
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:10,159
Speaker 2: And it's been like, okay, we're not doing that. We

474
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 2: are leaving that in like that.

475
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:17,640
Speaker 3: They'll say get out of here, girl, like like seriously leave,

476
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 3: okay literally.

477
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 4: Le Bro, I'm not saying.

478
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 2: An see that's your salted yeah yeah, yeah.

479
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:33,160
Speaker 3: Yea yeah, okay, Well we'll change the pace switch gears

480
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 3: a little bit. My family was here. You saw the

481
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 3: Madaline episode, y'all ate that fucking ship up?

482
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 4: Like what just like how good you were like switching

483
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 4: the topics.

484
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 3: Robot, But my family was here. Madeline episode. Y'all loved it.

485
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 3: We need to do an episode with my mother because

486
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 3: y'all loved her little cameo. But Madeline and Steven slept

487
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 3: in my room and I bought the this like pack

488
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 3: and play for Luna to just like sleep in it

489
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:08,880
Speaker 3: while they were here. And I did wash my bed

490
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 3: sheets before because I was like, I don't want to

491
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 3: subject them to that like nasty fucking vibe, but wash

492
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 3: my bed sheets. There was the vibe. It was a vibe,

493
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,840
Speaker 3: well Madeline and Steven, I think it was Madaline. She

494
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 3: like sent like a video, like a three sixty video

495
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 3: of my room to the family group chat because she

496
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 3: was like, she was like, look how much stuff Drew

497
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 3: has in here, Like he has so many things, Like

498
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 3: look at all these little trinkets. He's a fucking weirdo.

499
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,399
Speaker 3: Like it was just a vibe. And then in the video,

500
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:40,200
Speaker 3: on my bedside table there was a bottle of lube

501
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 3: poppers and the most lued candle that Elisa got me

502
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 3: I've ever seen, and it looks it was the craziest scene.

503
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 3: I don't think any of them clocked it. But when

504
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 3: I saw I like turned white and I was like

505
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,919
Speaker 3: almost like guys, that's uh, that's not that's a candle.

506
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 3: That's a candle. But I was like, I'm not gonna

507
00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 3: stammer here and like, yeah, make all attention to it.

508
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 3: So I was just like, I'm gonna let it rock

509
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,160
Speaker 3: and if they saw it, we'll probably never speak about

510
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 3: it ever again. But like, I was fucking mortified, Like

511
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe it. Those paupers are in you. They

512
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 3: literally are in you. She told me to hide them.

513
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 3: She was like, take these from me and hide them

514
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 3: because they keep waking up in the middle of the

515
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 3: night and hitting them.

516
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 4: So I.

517
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 2: Haven't touched those for like a year. I got a

518
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 2: new bottle. Yeah, because I like, don't poppers go bad?

519
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 2: I feel like you, I guess maybe, yeah, they like

520
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 2: start to like disintegrate and like because it's literally nail

521
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 2: polish remover.

522
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 3: Every time I do poppers. The day after, I literally

523
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 3: feel like my life is ending and I'm having an

524
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 3: ever lasting heart effect evermore.

525
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 2: Taylor Switch, Oh my god, that's probably why I felt

526
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 2: crazy after Beyonce concerts because I was hitting poppers. That's

527
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 2: literally what it was. Because I was like, I'm not drunk.

528
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:53,159
Speaker 2: I didn't do anything it's literally because I had to.

529
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 2: It just felt right, you know, like it just felt

530
00:25:56,840 --> 00:26:01,439
Speaker 2: like the environment. It's annoying though, because I didn't have

531
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 2: sex at the concert. I thought I was gonna find

532
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,679
Speaker 2: find find somebody who's like a little taller than me,

533
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 2: wears like ringer shirts, has a mustache. I'm right here.

534
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:21,239
Speaker 2: Made you described me, Hello, you need to grow your

535
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 2: hair back out.

536
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, no, up to hear. I saw pictures

537
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 3: of myself with long, fucking curly hair, and I was

538
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 3: like mortified. I was like, I cannot I think that

539
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 3: was like your hottest era.

540
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 4: Not for me.

541
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 3: I was like, nasty, fucking boots. I literally looked like

542
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 3: dishoveled and unkept, and like.

543
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 4: Oh, I think I think you looked good.

544
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he looked really good.

545
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 4: But I just say that I do like your hair

546
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 4: like this too.

547
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,439
Speaker 3: Guys. Okay, I listened to this.

548
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,199
Speaker 2: You gotta get him something.

549
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 3: Someone was Isabelle Glow was in Madrid and there's this

550
00:26:54,920 --> 00:27:01,919
Speaker 3: like pre Isabella just wait, there was this prehistoric exhibition

551
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 3: there at the Archaeological Museum and look at this. Is

552
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 3: that not me? Bro?

553
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 2: I think that's supposed to be Jesus.

554
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 3: No, no, no, he's like a cave person napping.

555
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 2: Oh that is that?

556
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 3: Literally?

557
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 2: Is you sleeping with the knife next to you after

558
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 2: the intruder came in with the knife so close to him.

559
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 2: Was he scared?

560
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 3: He's probably like a hunter and gather and he's just

561
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 3: keeping him next to him for bears or something.

562
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: But that was like.

563
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 3: Divine truth entering my body. Sometimes when people ask me

564
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 3: questions like I don't spread misinformation, it's Jesus Christ spreading

565
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 3: his message.

566
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 2: That's what you're calling the contextual clues of a cave

567
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 2: man sleeping with a knife. Like you're not calling that

568
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 2: just like oh, you went to public school and learned

569
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 2: that they had to like hunt and gather.

570
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 3: It's like divine intuition, Like something just comes over me

571
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 3: and I just know the answer to all of these questions.

572
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 3: But but I'll fuck Oh the knife thing, man, that

573
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 3: was so fucked up, like having to sleep all the night,

574
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 3: literally so scared. I had a full blown panic attack

575
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 3: last night, like shaking and writhing and like it was

576
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 3: really scary. Yeah.

577
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, and for all of y'all who think of me.

578
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 2: And I went in there and I comforted him, so

579
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 2: she kissed my forehead.

580
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 4: Really, did you? Actually?

581
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was so scared. I don't know what came

582
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 3: over me. It was like it was like when I

583
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 3: was sixteen, like looking at the stars, like having a

584
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 3: panic attack because I was like, it's so infinite and

585
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 3: never ending, like none of this is real, like, but

586
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 3: it was like I was legitimately convinced I was like dying,

587
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 3: and I like called for Josh because he was in

588
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 3: the hallway and he didn't hear me, and I was like, fuck, dude,

589
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 3: they're gonna wake up to me dead. And then I

590
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 3: like kind of grounded myself back to reality with that

591
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 3: whole fucking Fiver trick or whatever where you like name

592
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 3: five things that you can see, taste and smell or whatever.

593
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 3: And I kind of came down. And then by the

594
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 3: time Eny was there, I was like coming down like heavily.

595
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 3: I saw India and I just broke out of my

596
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 3: panic attack. I had separate anxiety.

597
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 2: Like he saw my face and he's like, oh my god, like.

598
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 3: My angel, I couldn't look at the lights. Oh it

599
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 3: was so scary, and you were so bright.

600
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 2: And I was such a bright light that I like

601
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 2: cleared his mind. No, I literally had no idea what

602
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 2: to do.

603
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 3: I was just like, Okay, there's like literally nothing you

604
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 3: can do. I just want to be next to someone

605
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 3: when that's going down so much comfort, no, no, no LUs

606
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 3: no lust, so.

607
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 2: The blood stops racing to your heart and starts going

608
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 2: to your Yeah, it's.

609
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 3: A really good idea. No. But when I was like

610
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 3: having my panic attacks when I was like sixteen, and

611
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 3: just like freaking the fuck out every night, like if

612
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 3: you know, like chronically panic, like chronic panic disorders, like

613
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 3: you know like what I'm talking about, but like literally

614
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 3: just like freaking the fuck out every night, and I

615
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 3: would just like call my mom up to my room

616
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 3: and have her sleep in my bed because I was like,

617
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 3: like my it felt like my body was like buzzing

618
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 3: and like I had to move and I was like

619
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 3: super restless, and I was so scared. Like there were

620
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 3: moments like where like I literally was like I want

621
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 3: to jump out of my fucking window because like I

622
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 3: can't go anywhere, like I don't know what to do,

623
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 3: like I'm stuck in my body. But it was like

624
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 3: you coming into my room was like my mother comforting me.

625
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:11,959
Speaker 3: It was very sweet.

626
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 2: Also, why are you so shocked that I would kiss

627
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 2: my friend. Hello, this is.

628
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 4: My boy, Like, yeah, I mean you guys we.

629
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 2: Kiss. That's like the second time this week that we've

630
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 2: like shared an account of affection or done affectionate thing.

631
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 2: And a friend was like, whoa was? Because Elsie, when

632
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 2: we were like at the stadium and we both were

633
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 2: like holding each other and then we like what like

634
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 2: we were going to kiss and they like just kept

635
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 2: moving and she was like, what the fuck was that?

636
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 2: I was literally just like us actually being affectionate to

637
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 2: each other, like it was.

638
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 3: It was real.

639
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 4: You know what helps me when I have panic attacks?

640
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 6: What banging your mama?

641
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 4: Now, I'll take out my funk pop collection.

642
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 2: And just look at them. Do you let yourself open

643
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 2: one up? Or do you keep it in the bottom.

644
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 4: I'm not going to open one of them, I was serious,

645
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 4: but I will never I'll touch the box, which I'm

646
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 4: usually not allowed to do.

647
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 3: Your greasy fucking fingerprints on the glass, like pop on

648
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 3: a Marvel movie, a Marvel movie, Funko pops and then

649
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:13,959
Speaker 3: Harry Potter flavored popcorn.

650
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, every Podder flavor, Like what is Harry Podder flavor?

651
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 3: Like butter beer? Like butter beer like kettlecorn.

652
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 2: Well, did you wake up feeling better?

653
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 3: No? No, you don't have to talk about it though

654
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 3: it's really angxious.

655
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 4: No.

656
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 3: I felt up like perfect today, except my heart hurts

657
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 3: because it was I swear to god, my BPM got

658
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 3: up to two hundred. It was fucked up. I was

659
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 3: like almost like gonna crawl to Josh's room to like

660
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 3: use his little heart monitor, but I was like, I

661
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 3: don't even need to see that because it'll freak me

662
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 3: out even more.

663
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, after I finished comforting you, I went and

664
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 2: played Texas Chainsaw mask Her and screamed in the.

665
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 3: Living room with my friends, so yeah.

666
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 2: You're jealous. And then we watched Texas Chainsaw ask Her

667
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 2: and it was like the funniest movie I've ever seen.

668
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 3: Like good, I love that movie.

669
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 2: It was so good. But also X is such a

670
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 2: complete rip of it that I was like, oh my god, dude,

671
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 2: like this is fucking crazy. And Elsie and Sabrina were

672
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 2: cracking up because we were sitting there watching it, and I

673
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 2: was like, this is literally the movie X, Like this

674
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 2: is insane. And then I was just like saying, I

675
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 2: was like, if they stop at a gas station, I'm

676
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 2: gonna be fucking pissed, and then they drove up into

677
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 2: one and we were dying laugh because we were like, oh,

678
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 2: this is fully literally like this is just that movie.

679
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 2: But they started off with the brother in a wheelchair

680
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 2: just falling down a hill for no reason, like like

681
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 2: oh insert clip. Like they started with the brother is

682
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 2: in a wheelchair and he just is like they take

683
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 2: him out to go pee and he's like pissing at

684
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 2: the side of the road and a truck passes and

685
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 2: they are trying to convince the audience that the wind

686
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 2: velocity of that truck passing was so intense that his

687
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 2: wheelchair pushed forward in grass and he just rolls through

688
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 2: a hayfield like down. It was fucking hilarious because he

689
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 2: wasn't hurt, like he had like rips in his shirt,

690
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 2: but he wasn't bloody or anything. He was just like

691
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 2: laying and he was like, ah, like why did they

692
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 2: make that happen? They just like wanted to push him.

693
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

694
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 3: That just made me think about how like every time

695
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 3: I watched like a horror movie, I'm like I would

696
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 3: have done this, I would have done that, Like you

697
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 3: shouldn't have done this, Like why did you do that,

698
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 3: but like does it take my hand or talk to me,

699
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 3: talk to me, talk to talk to me. Like I

700
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 3: was like, oh wow, Like I would not change anything

701
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,239
Speaker 3: about the scary movie I'm in, like my horror movie arc.

702
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 3: I'm in my horror movie arc right now, but I

703
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 3: like want to see I want to like make my

704
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 3: own just ride it just for fun. Like it'll never

705
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 3: get made, but like I feel like it would be

706
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 3: so fun and cathartic to like write about people getting

707
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 3: like murdered in plane crashes.

708
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 2: And shit, Like I want to ride you so bad.

709
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 3: I said, right, Oh sorry, I was like, but you

710
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 3: can ride me. I used to Oh this also actually

711
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 3: ties in, And I don't know why I wrote this down,

712
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 3: but I said, I used to be so obsessed with

713
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 3: VFX makeup, like and would make my own fake blood

714
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 3: from corn stars, red and blue food coloring and chocolate syrup.

715
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 3: And that was like the when I was making that shit,

716
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 3: Like I remember it sat in our pantry for like

717
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 3: years after my parents were so pissed that I wasted

718
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 3: a bottle of cornstarch. But like I would just like

719
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 3: put it on myself and like play dead on the ground,

720
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 3: and like no one would ever, if I can believe.

721
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 2: Me, there was that one girl on YouTube who was

722
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 2: really good at BFx, and I would watch the fuck

723
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 2: out of her.

724
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 3: Videos, The Redhead.

725
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, and I was really condesced, like monster made

726
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 2: or something. I was like, I'm gonna do VFX, like

727
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 2: that's gonna be what I do, and instead I do this.

728
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 2: So some would say it's really similar.

729
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's two monsters.

730
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 2: I'm causing harm.

731
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 3: Somehow, it's misinformation spreading misinformation. But yeah, I know, I

732
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 3: literally like I feel like it might be like a

733
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 3: rite of passage for like creative people too, Like is

734
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 3: to like make a fake cut on their face or something,

735
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 3: or like to make their fingernails.

736
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 2: Well, either somebody who gives yourself a fake cut on

737
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 2: your face or you're somebody who does the Tate skull

738
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 2: making the two.

739
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 3: Ends, the two ends of the spectrum. Let's talk about

740
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 3: the polymer clay of VFX makeup pipeline.

741
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 2: Though I know, I also, like every kid who liked

742
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,720
Speaker 2: Palmer Clays wearing, we were going to be like stop

743
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 2: motion animated, like I swore.

744
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 3: I still swore until I was like twenty. Yeah, I know,

745
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 3: Oh I remember, I was like, oh, I'm going to

746
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 3: do this.

747
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,799
Speaker 2: Halloween is coming up, so that means we're about to

748
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 2: see the worst pictures that Instagram has to offer.

749
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 3: Picture. Yeah, I feel that means the Illuminati really like

750
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 3: did their thing with the Halloween last year, because like

751
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 3: all of the biggest influencers in the world, all of

752
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 3: their Halloween photos were edited so saftly, all by what

753
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 3: I'm assuming to be is the same person. Like it

754
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,280
Speaker 3: was so bizarre, Like they all had just like shitty

755
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 3: backgrounds in the.

756
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 2: Green screen, like not even green screen, like weird cutout.

757
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, and no one was like like saying anything

758
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 3: about it, and I thought it was going crazy. Yeah,

759
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 3: but like the world elites had the most bizarre Halloween photos.

760
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 3: I'm really struggling this year, y'all coming up with the

761
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 3: Halloween costume. I told any one that.

762
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 2: I was like the beginning of September.

763
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 3: That I was serious about and it was no, I'm

764
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 3: going to keep that one because I might actually do that.

765
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 3: But we found our joint costume. Yeah, it's overdone, it's

766
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 3: a played out a bit, but like it's cute and

767
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 3: it'll it'll kill. Yeah.

768
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:38,439
Speaker 2: I was thinking, can't I can't say that?

769
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 3: Why don't I see butterflies anymore.

770
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 2: I see butterflies all the time. I don't literally driving

771
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 2: in your car though. That day, remember I saw too.

772
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 2: We were driving and then like they went over your roof,

773
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 2: and I was like, dude, your car is so awesome

774
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 2: because if a butterfly or something flies over the car,

775
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 2: I can.

776
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 3: Just look up at us. Yeah.

777
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,760
Speaker 2: So maybe you have to attract that kind of positive

778
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 2: energy to see those kind of positive things, because I'm

779
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 2: such an aura of positivity and comfort and calmness and

780
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 2: warmth that those things just come towards me and come

781
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 2: on me.

782
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no.

783
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: Oh.

784
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,280
Speaker 3: I literally just saw one. I'm not even fucking playing.

785
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 3: I'm not even no, no, I swear to god.

786
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 2: Actually was it a green one?

787
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 3: No, It's like it might have been of my eyes,

788
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 3: like yellowish.

789
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw it too.

790
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you just saw one, right now?

791
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 2: I saw one. Do you believe me?

792
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna take that fucking hard drive and snap it.

793
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 4: It's my favorite hard drive.

794
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna take your lap.

795
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,960
Speaker 2: That would be bad for us.

796
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be bad for you guys.

797
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 3: So I don't give a fuck. You're my op too, right,

798
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 3: now I got so many fucking ops, and two of

799
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 3: them are in the room.

800
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,359
Speaker 2: The thing is Drew is saying that as a joke,

801
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,879
Speaker 2: But Drew genuinely will make up like some of them,

802
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:59,399
Speaker 2: like a lot of them. I understand where his brain

803
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 2: goes is to why he decides to call someone is off.

804
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 2: But sometimes it is the most like subpar miscommunication or

805
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 2: like just lackluster reason. And Drew will literally hone in

806
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 2: on one person and be like, they want me dead,

807
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 2: they want me to like not be living, like they

808
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 2: hate me. They're talking about me.

809
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 3: I know that I ever said that. Never have I

810
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 3: ever said that. I just can feel an energy shift

811
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 3: in certain people, and I'm like, I want to get

812
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 3: to the fucking bottom of this. What the fuck is

813
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 3: going on? There's no communication on there, and so I'm

814
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,720
Speaker 3: just like, oh, like, fuck you, You're in my own.

815
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 2: So what's happening is you are a naturally anxious person

816
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 2: and at the slightest tone shift, you become panicked and

817
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 2: you are considering this person now your enemy.

818
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but don't fuck with me.

819
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 2: What's actually happening is.

820
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 4: I don't think it's absorbing.

821
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,800
Speaker 2: You're right, He's like, yup.

822
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 4: I will say, I feel like you are very intuitive,

823
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 4: Like you've texted me multiple times just been like hey, what,

824
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 4: like what's up. And it's been like when I'm like,

825
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 4: oh my god, like there's too much weight on my shoulders,

826
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 4: I'll be like lying in bed paralyzed, and you'll text

827
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 4: me and I'll be like, this is insane. It's happened

828
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 4: like four times.

829
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 3: I can sense people's No, that's because he has a

830
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 3: camera in your room.

831
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 2: Kai, It's because he's watching.

832
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 3: At all moments. I actually I won't even talk about

833
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 3: what he was doing.

834
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't don't expost him like that, don't expose it wasn't.

835
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 3: But thank you, Kay. I do feel that way you do.

836
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,280
Speaker 4: You're very intuitive. You're like a female.

837
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the hell?

838
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 3: Don't ever say the f slur again? That was crazy.

839
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 2: Also, I don't know why I just thought it. I

840
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 2: think I thought of it because saying that you had

841
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:44,280
Speaker 2: a camera in Kai's bedroom, but something I have mentioned

842
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 2: eight million times since it's happened. Shane Dawson saying, look,

843
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 2: look the phone just like like it can see your

844
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 2: face even when it doesn't see your face in the

845
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 2: phone already being unlocked and then like swiping the camera

846
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 2: thing that he had for a cover. Have you seen that?

847
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 2: He's like was making about like how your iPhones can

848
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 2: just like know who you are or something. It was

849
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:08,359
Speaker 2: like some stupid shit, and he literally showed his face

850
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 2: to his phone so it unlocked with face ID, and

851
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 2: then he was like, watch look at this and was

852
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 2: trying to show that, like the phone can see you

853
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 2: no matter what. That like, it's not the camera that's

854
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 2: a camera, it's like the set the yeah that it's

855
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 2: like an infrared camera that they used to stalk you

856
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 2: and like track your facial movements like at every waking moment. Okay,

857
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 2: but he had like it was so stupid. I'll show

858
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 2: you and then we have to insert it. But right,

859
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 2: oh my god, that's awkward.

860
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 3: Come here, give me a kiss.

861
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 4: That was a good kiss. No more slaps, just kisses,

862
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 4: nose kisses. Okay, yeah, this is in hugs.

863
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 2: I can't believe you were somebody I followed since you

864
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 2: posted about Beyonce being your crush eighteen times and I

865
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 2: really was like, that's.

866
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 3: My that's my man.

867
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 4: Is that the same era where You're like I'm gonna

868
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 4: hit h.

869
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 2: No, we hadn't met each other in real life at

870
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,240
Speaker 2: that point. But we were like, I think, maybe following

871
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 2: each other, and I was.

872
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 3: Like, my god, we were like fourteen.

873
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 2: I was like, he's cute, like by bay.

874
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 5: Oh.

875
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 2: I also thought every single boy I was friends with

876
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 2: I was gonna day like it was like a problem.

877
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, he's so nice to me,

878
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 2: like we should have sex, even though.

879
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 3: Like I was never going to have literally still you today. Yeah,

880
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 3: anybody who's like anyone, not just boys, anyone cut that now,

881
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 3: cut that put that death.

882
00:41:55,400 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 2: That damn oh fuck oh I'm seeing the same.

883
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 3: Okay, So I want to hit my jewels so bad.

884
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 2: I have to.

885
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 3: Girl, you're like being sketchy as fuck. No, no, no, okay,

886
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 3: so see what she does to me. I quit and

887
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:17,879
Speaker 3: then she picks up all and does it in front

888
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 3: of showing off.

889
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 2: Everybody has every every sobriety journey. I relapse comes with

890
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 2: a relapse, and that's okay, you get back up on it.

891
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:36,839
Speaker 3: But genuinely I do believe that. Okay, Virginia virginially vaginally,

892
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 3: but literally like to get sober, there are going to

893
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 3: be humps in the road, and relapses is one of

894
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:46,439
Speaker 3: those humps. And it's Okay, even if it's a day,

895
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 3: even if it's a month, even if it's six months,

896
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 3: even if it's two years, don't stop trying year. I

897
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 3: genuinely believe that. Though yeah, we like.

898
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 2: We're working on it, we're working on it.

899
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 3: I'm going to get through this.

900
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 2: And I'll follow suit one day, one day, okay.

901
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 3: So we were at a hotel for Oriyan's birthday. We

902
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 3: got our little hotel room and we had a little

903
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 3: birthday and when everybody left, it was just the next night.

904
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 3: It was the last night in the hotel, and me

905
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 3: and you and Joe Syah were kind of just chilling

906
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 3: on the couch and I don't know how it got

907
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 3: brought up, but O'Ryan was like, have you ever seen

908
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 3: like someone give birth?

909
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 2: And then you was like, yeah, oh it got brought

910
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 2: up because she told a crazy story about like a

911
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:42,720
Speaker 2: like she had seen someone talk about.

912
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 3: And so we started watching birthing videos and Enya and

913
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 3: o'riyan both started sobbing, crying in fear and in pain

914
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 3: for these women, and it was like the crazy I

915
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 3: got it all on video. I don't know, I'm not.

916
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 2: Kidding, like I never like I am like somebody who's

917
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 2: very in between having kids. Like part of me is like, oh,

918
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 2: when I'm with a good partner, I fully understand it.

919
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 2: And I'm like, Okay, I understand why people have children

920
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 2: because when you're in a really good relationship and your

921
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,760
Speaker 2: communication is good, everything is good, You're like, why wouldn't

922
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 2: we have children? I can't believe people do that. That's insane.

923
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 3: Have you seen Alien Versus Predator? Something is wrong with me?

924
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:46,400
Speaker 3: Have you seen Alien Versus Predator? What the fuck was

925
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 3: I referencing? Maybe face?

926
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 2: Because because the out of there when when what's her

927
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 2: name gets pregnant with one of the aliens and it

928
00:44:56,200 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 2: comes out of her stomach? But I like whatever, So

929
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,399
Speaker 2: I'm always so in between. But something that I've never

930
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 2: deep dived on but I'm very aware of is how

931
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 2: painful and agonizing child's birth is. And I've just never

932
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 2: looked into it because I'm like, that's not something I

933
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,439
Speaker 2: need to know. That epidural is going in. Bitch. Fuck

934
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,399
Speaker 2: you if you were like, oh, fuck no, bitch, give

935
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 2: me a perk, give me epidural, give me everything, like literally,

936
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 2: give me everything. Shove it edible down my throat, give

937
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 2: me a perk. Thirty and get that epiral in me,

938
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 2: which I want to be.

939
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 3: Speak.

940
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 2: Give me a popper, loosen me up, like make it easy.

941
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 4: But I'm not.

942
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 3: Vagina poppers. I'm gonna figure it out.

943
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 2: But it just I've never seen We started looking at

944
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 2: Mark Zuckerberg too. Yeah, but it just like I never

945
00:45:53,000 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 2: looked at videos and they always always avoided I've always

946
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 2: avoided videos of childbirth. I never looked at it. And

947
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 2: then O'Ryan just started playing in front of me. And

948
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 2: I am not kidding, like even the thought of some

949
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,240
Speaker 2: of the things I say. It is so fucking nasty.

950
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 2: There's nothing beautiful about that. It is a shame. We

951
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 2: are so barbaric. It is so fucking weird, Like I

952
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 2: am not kidding, like vagina like like after when you

953
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 2: have the baby, vagina like so cute, But first of all,

954
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 2: clean that shit off. It's fucking nasty. It's covered in

955
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,720
Speaker 2: sludge and slime and it's so gross. It is so gross,

956
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 2: Like I don't think I need to have a kid

957
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 2: because that is so nasty unless you give me a

958
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,439
Speaker 2: park thirty. Yeah, well can they give you a park thirty?

959
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 2: Why don't they give girls perk thirties when they're giving birth,

960
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 2: I think so they can.

961
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 4: I don't want to be.

962
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 2: Turned the fuck up, bitch. I want to be cross

963
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 2: faded as fuck giving birth to that baby, like immediately

964
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 2: shove some fucking tequila and an edible down my gullet,

965
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 2: like the second that baby's coming out. But I guess then,

966
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 2: is the baby gonna get fucked up?

967
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 3: Because the second the baby's umbilical cord to the air,

968
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 3: it has to start breathing through itsnaw okay.

969
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 2: So once that happens, once that head is out, someone

970
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 2: come in my fucking I.

971
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 4: Really believe this. If I gave birth, I wouldn't feel pain,

972
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 4: Like I feel like it would.

973
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 3: Be so easy for like a man, like compared to

974
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 3: like a woman, like yeah, we're.

975
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 4: Just it would just be like so yeah, Drew.

976
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 2: Like where would you come out of the tip of

977
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 2: your wiener?

978
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:26,880
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, but it would just be like so easy,

979
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 7: So dude, I know, and like literally just like like

980
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 7: you're screaming, bro, you're being so just like relax, You're

981
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:37,800
Speaker 7: like literally you only do this like a few times maybe,

982
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 7: but in.

983
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 4: The moment, like why be present?

984
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 2: No, I need to be fucked up, Like I need

985
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 2: them to hand me that baby in my arms be

986
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 2: so limp from being sucked up that they're like, oh,

987
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 2: she can't hold a baby yet, like we gotta give.

988
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 4: I was in I think I remember I was in

989
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 4: middle school and for like a class we had to

990
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 4: watch a childbirth and a kid next to me fainted.

991
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 3: Oh my fucking god, someone fainted at Beyonce. Behind it

992
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,040
Speaker 3: someone the second.

993
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 2: She gone on stage, we heard like we heard that

994
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 2: ship just like felt water kind of on your legs,

995
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 2: and we were like what the fuck and people were

996
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 2: like like running towards someone, and we turned and there was.

997
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 4: Just a girl like on the floor and then that's crazy.

998
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 3: They like got and she was like away.

999
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:32,359
Speaker 2: She was like what what what? She was freaking out

1000
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 2: and she got up and then literally like her boyfriend

1001
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 2: or whoever she was with took her out and she

1002
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,359
Speaker 2: came back because he was like, she's not drunk. She's

1003
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 2: not drunk. She just fainted. Because I think, like the

1004
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 2: security is probably like, oh, she got too fucked up,

1005
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 2: but she literally was so taken up, actually fainted.

1006
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 3: Respect honestly, but wait, a dude fainted and oh yeah.

1007
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 4: It was like this kid that like everyone. He was

1008
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 4: just mean to everyone and I remember like he was

1009
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 4: fully yeah, he was like you know, he was not Yeah.

1010
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 4: People did not fuck with this ad home life. Yeah.

1011
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 4: And then basically like the video came up and his

1012
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 4: head just like hit the he like fell asleep and

1013
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 4: it was It was awesome, bro.

1014
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:15,319
Speaker 2: He was.

1015
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 4: Also I kind of said, I wish I was at

1016
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 4: that Beyonce concert throwing throwing ass and dick around.

1017
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,800
Speaker 3: There was that reason you weren't there. There was a

1018
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 3: reason you weren't fucking there.

1019
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 2: We knew you were gonna pull up in like tiny

1020
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 2: shorts and we couldn't do it, Like.

1021
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 3: We've already like booty shorts.

1022
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 2: You in the American apparel disco shorts.

1023
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 3: What y'all don't know is Kay can make a clap.

1024
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 4: That is true, and that's not even a joke kidding.

1025
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 2: Men's asses, specifically straight men's asses, are the most disgusting

1026
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,719
Speaker 2: thing ever. God was supposed to do some sort of

1027
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 2: design rework there, because anytime I have seen a man's ass.

1028
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 3: It's a dumpy. It's not like a dump truck. It

1029
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 3: is like a dumpy like fat baggy.

1030
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 2: It's like nasty, Like why does it look like that?

1031
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 2: It always looks so gross. It's so hairy too.

1032
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 3: Well, I got one more thing to say. It's a

1033
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 3: cute little one here we Okay, so you know the

1034
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:22,959
Speaker 3: song beautiful, beautif beautiful beautiful. Let me let me see

1035
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 3: what the song title is.

1036
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 2: It's David Bowie, right.

1037
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 6: M.

1038
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's called like darling Boy.

1039
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 2: I think it's called Beautiful. No, you're right, you're right.

1040
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 3: I just want to know on this No, it's John Lennon,

1041
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 3: uh nineteen eighty Double Fantasy. Anyways, I have a very vivid,

1042
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:50,479
Speaker 3: remembery memory of like my dad in a driver's seat

1043
00:50:50,640 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 3: and me in me and the passenger seat, and my

1044
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 3: dad like playing that song on fucking blast, and like

1045
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 3: I just remembered that and I was like, this song

1046
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 3: fucking sucks, but like he's like, this song's for you,

1047
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 3: this song is about you. And I just have a

1048
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 3: very vivid memory of that now. And it was when

1049
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 3: I heard that song last night, I was like, holy shit,

1050
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 3: that was so sweet of him to do. And I

1051
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna do that for my kid.

1052
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 6: If you get to have them, if you live that long. Okay,

1053
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 6: what are you doing? Damn?

1054
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 4: Whoa? That is actually crazy, dude.

1055
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 2: I just imagined like something disgusting.

1056
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 3: You imagine my butthole.

1057
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're bare like lower half doing that, and I like, actually.

1058
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 3: My balls between my legs.

1059
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 2: O dude, Like man anatomy is actually disgusting and not

1060
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 2: kidding it. It's so gross. They need to like figure

1061
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,319
Speaker 2: out how that when y'all bend down it just goes away.

1062
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, no it does. It's just when it's so big.

1063
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 2: For me, it's just like, yeah, that's really fucking disgusting.

1064
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 2: I saw Texas Chase on Escar so fun, so fun.

1065
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of, like what movies I've seen.

1066
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 2: I feel like I've seen a bunch of movies this week.

1067
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,359
Speaker 2: Maybe I saw Coraline.

1068
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:36,440
Speaker 3: Coraline and that was really really fun talk to me.

1069
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh. I finished How Too with John Wilson, so good.

1070
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:48,399
Speaker 3: So I started watching One Piece, like the live action,

1071
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 3: and like it is so incredibly mid at best. I've

1072
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 3: never seen past like the first twenty five thirty episodes

1073
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 3: of One Piece, so I don't really know how accurate

1074
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 3: it is, but I will say it's fun. But like,

1075
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 3: why doesn't someone like when they're making a live action

1076
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:12,479
Speaker 3: anime like movie, Like, why doesn't someone higher like someone

1077
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 3: with a clear fucking vision and a clear like swag,

1078
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 3: and like why is it like always just shitty? Like

1079
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 3: why why are they always fucking terrible? Like it's an

1080
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 3: actual problem, Like.

1081
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, why is it always it seems like they're wearing

1082
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 2: party cities?

1083
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 3: Yes, dude. Like the the acting too was like really

1084
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 3: there was another butterfly, a white one. The acting two

1085
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 3: was subpar and like, I don't know, it was just

1086
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 3: like but I'll watch it and I'll probably like it,

1087
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,439
Speaker 3: but like, come on, like that's not a hot take

1088
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 3: at all, But like I'm gonna start giving like incredibly

1089
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 3: cold takes, Like I'm gonna be that guy where I

1090
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 3: just give like the most awful worst takes ever in

1091
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 3: a room full of people and just silence the room,

1092
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:54,720
Speaker 3: Like that's my vibe.

1093
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 2: There you with the first one that is a cool take?

1094
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 3: Should I do Drew Shye up Corner? Yeah, go for it, girl,

1095
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 3: Welcome to Drew shy Up Corner. Y'all love cuddling with

1096
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,360
Speaker 3: skinny dudes until we get lost under the covers like

1097
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 3: a remote or like a jewel, like a jewel. Yeah,

1098
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 3: that's really funny. This one's just literally a classic. We

1099
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:24,840
Speaker 3: quote it all the time, and I was like, I

1100
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 3: cannot believe I haven't read this one yet. Girls that

1101
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:30,320
Speaker 3: stank are coolest fuck like you know what onion Powder.

1102
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 3: I kind of like you, you know what, Beyonce. Okay,

1103
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 3: you might, you might listen to the same music as me,

1104
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 3: but I listened to it in a much deeper and

1105
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,439
Speaker 3: more intellectual way than you ever will.

1106
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 2: That is Yeah, That's why I'm a gatekeeper, because I

1107
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:58,839
Speaker 2: just don't believe you guys have like the like emotional.

1108
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 3: Bandwidth wherewith all tiunder standing in the way I do

1109
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:04,879
Speaker 3: ain't no way God told Noah to put two podcasters

1110
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 3: on the arc. Damn we do breed too.

1111
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:14,640
Speaker 2: It's so funny. When we were in the coffee shop

1112
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 2: and Elsie was like, this feels like we are in

1113
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 2: Noah's ark right now. She was like, there is, there is,

1114
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 2: there's every walk of life in here, and the door

1115
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 2: is going to be shut and we're gonna watch like

1116
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,240
Speaker 2: the world obliterate and it's only going to be the people.

1117
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'll do this one and then that one.

1118
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 3: I admit it. I'm a lame girl. I don't party,

1119
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 3: I don't work on guys, I don't stay out late

1120
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 3: but I do stay up late, I do read, I

1121
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 3: do smoke, I do vibe to music, and I do

1122
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:54,399
Speaker 3: think that is that was more just like a deep thought.

1123
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 2: That's you minus the smoking.

1124
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, and I'm the other girl

1125
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 3: penis ay my god and babes ey Okay, okay, wait, wait,

1126
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:13,759
Speaker 3: this is a good. One is good, and this is

1127
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 3: the last one, and then I'll do music tag someone

1128
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 3: gay in the comments to out them. It's all all

1129
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 3: of them are literally going to be at Drew, like

1130
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 3: all of them are going to be me this one.

1131
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're not actually gay though, and it's cool

1132
00:56:35,160 --> 00:56:37,360
Speaker 2: that we've built an environment where we can like stoke

1133
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 2: about being gay, but neither.

1134
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 3: Of us. Okay, this is just like something I want

1135
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:47,959
Speaker 3: to leave you guys on. And then actually I'm gonna

1136
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 3: do this one. This one will probably get cut and

1137
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,320
Speaker 3: leave that, but cut it because I want them to

1138
00:56:52,600 --> 00:57:02,319
Speaker 3: stay whispering. And then the last one. The thought manifests

1139
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 3: okay again, Okay. The thought manifests as the word. The

1140
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 3: word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into the habit,

1141
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 3: and the habit hardens into character. So watch your thought

1142
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 3: and its ways with care and let it spring from

1143
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 3: love born out of concern for all beings.

1144
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 2: Wow, ironically that was like extremely difficult for you to read.

1145
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 3: Well, then I'm missing all the colons in the semi colonshit,

1146
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 3: so I didn't know where it ended. And I also

1147
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 3: have a bunch of typos in it, like a bunch

1148
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,479
Speaker 3: like I don't think I was supposed to say into

1149
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 3: the habit.

1150
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was deep.

1151
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 3: The second thinking.

1152
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 2: About banging your mama, I stopped doing it and it

1153
00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 2: stopped becoming a habit because I didn't care about her.

1154
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 2: It was just a abit.

1155
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:04,920
Speaker 3: The thought manifests as me banging Inya's mom. The word

1156
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 3: manifests as me banging Kai's mom. The deed develops into

1157
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 3: me banging Kai's mom and dad, and the habit hardens

1158
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 3: into me banging Inya's mom. So watch as I bang

1159
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 3: Kai in Inya's parents, and it's ways with care and

1160
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 3: let it spring into a love born out of concern

1161
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 3: for banging all of y'all's parents.

1162
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 2: Kai's popping perks back then the pill just dry swallowed

1163
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,440
Speaker 2: up Hill. I just need something and it came out

1164
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 2: of his wallet.

1165
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 4: Look, I realized I didn't turn the clock on for

1166
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 4: you guys, and I'm having a panic attackt on me

1167
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 4: get fired at the end of the episode.

1168
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:48,480
Speaker 2: So you were way the time. By the time he

1169
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 2: walked in the door.

1170
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 4: I was fired six months ago. I'm just coming.

1171
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 2: He's just coming because you want something to do. Okay,

1172
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 2: here is my media of the week. I've been listening

1173
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 2: to the album Fountain Baby by Amare. I don't know

1174
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 2: if I'm saying that right because I can't say names

1175
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 2: or words correctly. And the more you make fun of me,

1176
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 2: the more you need to realize that I have immigrant

1177
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 2: parents and you are fucked up for making comment on

1178
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 2: me not being.

1179
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:15,320
Speaker 3: Able to find that's kai to t.

1180
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:23,479
Speaker 2: What Princess going Digital from that album, Sociopathic Dance Queen

1181
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 2: and Big Steppa are my favorite from that album.

1182
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 3: And then.

1183
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 2: My other music of the week is Maybe I'm Gonna

1184
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 2: Want You by Bread and I'm Still Looping on Earth

1185
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:38,400
Speaker 2: by the Sundays. That song makes me makes me so

1186
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 2: happy that I want to kill myself a knife.

1187
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 4: Okay.

1188
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:49,240
Speaker 3: Mine is King David's Style, dj Escrow, reck Ray Harrikami,

1189
00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 3: Pearls Shaday, It's a Fine Day, Opus.

1190
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 4: Three, and mine is Guardians of the Galaxy in America,

1191
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:05,040
Speaker 4: Captain America, and Iron Man one, two, three, four, five,

1192
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 4: and six.

1193
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 2: Oh, they're actually more than one of those.

1194
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 4: I think there's like six.

1195
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 3: There's I think there's four. There's four the Avengers.

1196
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 2: They need to fucking stop.

1197
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 3: If there's six, I'm literally gonna have a heart attack

1198
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 3: and die. But they did kill him off. He's done

1199
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 3: really Yeah.

1200
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, there's three of them.

1201
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 3: Three, but he's in all of them.

1202
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 6: I would have sex with him if I had to.

1203
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, Robert Downey, Yeah, Robert Downey. J oh yeah, if

1204
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 3: I had to. And I feel like he's also a

1205
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 3: nice guy. He gets like genuine kindness, but also sometimes

1206
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:41,040
Speaker 3: it feels superficial, like he sees the comments of people

1207
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 3: being like he's like a nice guy, like look, and

1208
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 3: then he.

1209
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 4: Just acts that he's seen the video of him like

1210
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 4: on Wall Street when he's like twenty four or.

1211
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 2: Something like making fun of like stockbrokers, and he's so sexy. Yeah,

1212
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 2: he was rizzing all over the camera looking at furniture. Yeah,

1213
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 2: well I had a tab open for like a furniture spot.

1214
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 2: We really need a lamp, So I was like, oh, yeah,

1215
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 2: I forgot I was doing that.

1216
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 3: Oh, Yeah, the lampy scent was really cute. We should

1217
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 3: just get one of those candle holders and put it

1218
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 3: in the corner room and go medieval style. The fuck

1219
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 3: off candles are so fucking expensive.

1220
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 1: Now.

1221
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:15,479
Speaker 3: When the hurricane was threatening to take out our power,

1222
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 3: I bought candles because I was like, just in case,

1223
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 3: like I want to be able to see like my

1224
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 3: book that I'm reading because I won't have Wi Fi,

1225
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 3: and like what else am I supposed to do? And

1226
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 3: it was so fucking expensive?

1227
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 2: Okay, what Like, dude, sometimes you're such a twenty five

1228
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 2: year old or we both are like you sitting you're

1229
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 2: talking about how expensive candles are. We're like so dumb.

1230
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 2: During the hurricane, like right before, like what when it

1231
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 2: started to hit, which it was just rain here, me

1232
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:47,120
Speaker 2: and Drew went outside and he followed me outside so

1233
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 2: I could smoke and drink a coffee and look at

1234
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 2: the rain. And we sat on the front porch just

1235
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 2: sitting out there in silence, and we were like, damn,

1236
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 2: we are in our mid twenties.

1237
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 3: It was kind of such a mid twenties vibe, like

1238
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 3: and you smoking a cigarette and I was sitting outside

1239
01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 3: watching the cigarettes.

1240
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 2: After sex because that's what we were doing, because we had.

1241
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 1: Just boned, We just fucked, and there was juices and

1242
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 1: calm and fucking shit sprayed everywhere all the fucking walk.

1243
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 1: It was so fucking smelly. It smelled like fucking sex.

1244
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:18,400
Speaker 1: I can I can smell fucking sex from a mile away.

1245
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 1: I can smell that you just had sex. Yeah, I'm

1246
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 1: looking at you.

1247
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 3: Nasty, nasty, rotten sex and the condoms tied up and

1248
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 3: putting the toilet in.

1249
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 2: The all right bye, I almost said good night, I

1250
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 2: mean night

1251
01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 4: Three