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Speaker 2: Okay, just go to all.

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Speaker 3: Of our socials at Brook and Jeffrey after you hear

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Speaker 2: I didn't expect this today, but apparently we have a

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Speaker 2: at the evidence. So I present to a court of

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Speaker 2: my peers. Evidence one A. Five seventeen am. This morning,

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Speaker 2: we get a snapchat from Alexis saying, quote, I don't

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Speaker 2: have my car uber to jose Is to catch a

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Speaker 4: It was cheaper.

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Speaker 1: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm thinking, why are you warning us that you're

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Speaker 2: going to be arriving with jose at work this morning?

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Speaker 1: Because it's always late? Guy, you gotta lie about taking

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Speaker 2: Can explain the parking lot camera images when we gave

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Speaker 2: it to her this morning. Evidence one B.

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Speaker 1: I'm scared.

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Speaker 2: She sends another snapchat at five twenty six am, saying

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Speaker 6: It's not the bad decision you made a lot, ye,

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Speaker 6: I'm literally pooping ew Well, that a long time.

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Speaker 1: I really took the romance out of night. Apparently there

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Speaker 2: This is getting interesting. Evidence one. See Alexis finally walks

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Speaker 5: Doesn't she see.

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Speaker 2: Extra bubbly today?

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Speaker 7: Broke anything?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's funny. When she came in, Jose was

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Speaker 7: You guys, if I.

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Speaker 2: Great day to day, But I'm not finished. Evidence one

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Speaker 2: when I tell her I'm young Jeffrey, she says, who

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Speaker 7: Why did she talk about this?

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Speaker 2: Finallymate does I come to find out Alexis's car is fine.

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Speaker 4: Nothing was probably that I had left with someone else

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Speaker 7: Never mind changing the store.

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Speaker 2: What really happened between eleven pm last night and six

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Speaker 2: shock collar question of the day, we have a bucket

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Speaker 5: At a time like this.

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Speaker 5: Posterous.

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Speaker 9: You don't need a bucket when you're doing a special

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Speaker 9: morning show. Hot Potato Shock. I'll explain what that is

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Speaker 10: Oh.

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Speaker 9: We'll go around the room Hot Potato Style, and if

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Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh, okay, you go to Walmart for cheaper

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Speaker 5: Jake, Television's is number four. You don't have to answer anymore.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'm walking into Walmart. I'm picturing what am I

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Speaker 7: Show me alcohol, most purchase.

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Speaker 2: Okay. I don't know if I've ever been inside of

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Speaker 2: What about when I need a new charger for my

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Speaker 7: Off brand chargers not Look, he just got me an idea.

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Speaker 6: He said, when you run out of and the one

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Speaker 5: That's number two.

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Speaker 7: All right, we have to be more specific.

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Speaker 9: Next person to get one right out of Jose or

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Speaker 7: Getting closed a walt.

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Speaker 5: Laundry detergent is I'll tell you.

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Speaker 9: I'll give you a little hint. Now we've gone on

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Speaker 1: I feel like every time I go into Walmart. There's

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Speaker 5: Meat is not on my list? Jeffrey for the Wind.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I said cleaning supplies. He said something is in

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Speaker 11: Makeup.

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Speaker 2: You guys use paper towels and toilet tissue separately. One

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying I'm clean, okay, but didn't get it right.

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Speaker 1: I just want to sing Taylor.

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Speaker 2: Dink there because maybe now we got bad blood.

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Speaker 7: You know it used to be mad, So take a.

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Speaker 2: Look what you've done, because maybe now we've got bad

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Speaker 13: Question of the day Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And there's some questions that you'll ask in life that

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Speaker 2: And you can tell a lot about a person from

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Speaker 13: You guys?

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Speaker 6: I went on the app offer up right, and I

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Speaker 1: Some stains. I'm just trying to be honest.

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Speaker 2: Here put well loved and stains in the same senter

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Speaker 6: First one the person didn't have a profile, there was

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Speaker 1: If they're going to come murder me and give them

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Speaker 1: It anymore.

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Speaker 6: Of you and ends with your people skills are trash.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she does have a point.

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Speaker 1: All I wrote back was Okay, that seems a bit extreme.

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Speaker 1: I save the couch. Not even our digital producer Ashton.

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Speaker 7: He doesn't want it.

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Speaker 2: If any of our listeners right now want a very

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Speaker 1: Nobody wants it.

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Speaker 2: We'll see. Oh boy, Jose, what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 7: So this is gonna sound like I'm coming in hot.

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Speaker 8: Recently she hit me up on Instagram saying, oh, I'm

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Speaker 7: And then all of her.

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Speaker 6: Starts naming your bio because she also wants to impress

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Speaker 8: She said that all of them crowded around, including these guys,

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Speaker 7: Looking at my profile. Now the girls go, why are

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Speaker 7: Apparently I made her the coolest girl at.

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Speaker 8: The bar, and now I'm looking forward to disappointing her again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she'll remember why they blue check blerk wasn't that

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Speaker 2: What's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: My little brother's in sixth grade and he's on TikTok

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Speaker 1: I've noticed that's cute.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, Well, so he's sending me screenshots of like

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Speaker 4: I know she's rich with radio money.

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Speaker 7: Okay, not true, And.

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Speaker 3: My little brother says it to me and said, ha,

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Speaker 3: I knew you were rich, give.

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Speaker 5: Me money now.

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Speaker 4: Because like a random listener said it. Of course, then

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Speaker 2: I agree with the complaints too.

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Speaker 11: Not very good.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what he's doing, so I'm kind of

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Speaker 4: I'm just scared And he's on his as TikTok looking

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Speaker 1: Jeff.

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Speaker 2: Well, so you guys, remember that I did my very

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Speaker 2: I'm guessing they regretted their decision because I was more

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Speaker 6: And honestly, I'm sorry they should hire an auctioneer if

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Speaker 6: they should not expect you to do that is two

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, thank you for the vote of confidence. So yes,

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Speaker 2: I may have been double fisting champagne and why yes

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey is a charity event.

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Speaker 2: I know it's charity, but I was I did it

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Speaker 2: because I was trying to get this one gentleman to

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Speaker 7: Oh, come on me.

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Speaker 6: Don't ever drink before getting up on stage at a

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Speaker 1: I have done so many of them, it is terrible.

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Speaker 1: I don't drink until, like towards the end, almost done.

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Speaker 2: But these people are just way out of my league

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Speaker 11: Get on their level.

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Speaker 2: Rich and you know, looking back, definitely probably wasn't the

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Speaker 1: Did you get it like a thank you email or anything?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 2: I did have people come up afterwards telling me I

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Speaker 7: That's good.

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Speaker 2: Kind of like the worst kid on the pee wee

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Speaker 7: You know what you showed up?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's the best something. So am I gonna

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Speaker 1: You doing good things, jeff You.

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Speaker 2: Don't want me to use a curse word on you.

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Speaker 2: I'll see into seven eight five nine too. Tell us

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Speaker 2: what's been on your mind? It's Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the morning.

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Speaker 13: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Well look at that. You tell everybody to text into

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Speaker 2: seven eight five nine two and tell us what's been

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Speaker 2: exactly what I say. It's so nice.

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Speaker 1: Why taking that tone?

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Speaker 7: You ask?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's wonderful. Someone texted in, I deactivated all my

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Speaker 2: social media because I'm just tired of the constant lost

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that sounds amazing. Good for you, but.

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Speaker 2: Now my girl thinks that's suspicious having no social media.

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Speaker 7: It is the.

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Speaker 2: Just drop that girl. Now everybody wins suspicious and now

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Speaker 2: you're no judgment.

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Speaker 1: Alone with your thoughts life advice.

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Speaker 2: The other text into seventy five nine two says trying

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Speaker 2: to decide where to go for my birthday dinner. Help

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Speaker 2: me choose. I want to go to a nice steakhouse,

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Speaker 2: but my kids want to go to McDonald's. It's your birthday, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: go to the steakhouse.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say happy meal for sure.

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Speaker 4: Ditch the kids.

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Speaker 2: I like that you too, And one more text says,

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Speaker 2: you know what's on my mind? Alexis's sultry voice. It

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Speaker 2: sounds like grew from Despicable Me A baby with bugs. Bunny?

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Speaker 11: Oh it does?

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Speaker 13: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I feel that.

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Speaker 7: About that.

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Speaker 1: I could see I feel.

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Speaker 7: Like Donons especially you see.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you might have a future in voiceover.

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Speaker 5: All right, all right, grew keep your tex.

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Speaker 2: Coming into seven eighty five nine, you tell us what's

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Speaker 13: Mind, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Today we're honoring a symbol of modern society, the Humble

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Speaker 2: Consolation Prize, a little green ribbon on your mantle that

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Speaker 2: reminds you.

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Speaker 11: Sure.

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Speaker 2: You may have finished dead last at that half marathon,

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Speaker 2: cried by the porter potties and a local news team

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Speaker 2: world in prime time. But you know what, at least

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Speaker 2: you got to take home a twenty five cent piece

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Speaker 2: of fabric.

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Speaker 7: Yeah it's good, Yeah, it's worth it.

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Speaker 2: Well, this next segment is your consolation prize for a

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Speaker 2: failed relationship. Okay, you gave it your best shot and

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Speaker 2: you got burned. But now as a consolation, you get

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Speaker 2: the honor of roasting your cheating ex live on the radio.

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Speaker 2: And that's worth celebrating. It's a brand new Busted coming up.

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Speaker 13: Sneaky husbands, two timing lives, live.

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Speaker 6: Bad boyfriends, and even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 5: They thought they could get away.

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Speaker 2: With that, but now now they're about to get busted.

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Speaker 2: He can't.

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Speaker 14: Oh, so they're so sponsored by the letter Okay, I

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Speaker 14: stands for infidelity in Fay.

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Speaker 15: You might not know what it means, but it's how

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Speaker 2: The only place more notorious for infidelity than Sesame Street

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Speaker 2: is this segment called Busted. We've got a few listeners

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Speaker 2: ready to tell us how they caught their dumb exes

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Speaker 2: tickling the wrong Elmo, starting with Vicky. Vicky, tell us

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Speaker 2: how you busted your significant other?

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Speaker 11: Hi, you go.

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Speaker 1: Just like trauma tized.

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Speaker 16: So I was at work and I had like fiveness

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Speaker 16: calls from my boyfriend. Okay, but it was kind of

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Speaker 6: Yees, like somebody's injured, you know, something terrible happened.

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 10: Right?

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Speaker 16: So I called him back and then he didn't answer

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Speaker 16: my call. I left working. I went straight to.

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Speaker 1: His house concerned, only because.

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Speaker 16: Like I said, he knew how important this meeting was

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Speaker 16: and have fiveness calls back to back. I'm like, oh

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 16: So when I left working, I went straight to this house.

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Speaker 16: I saw him through a window drinking a glass of

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Speaker 16: orange juice, completely naked.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it naked, because that's kind of the rules.

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Speaker 1: Maybe don't tell me. He was called to figure out

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Speaker 16: So, you know, I walked in and I'm like, wow,

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Speaker 16: somebody was really missing me.

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Speaker 13: Huh.

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Speaker 16: That's when his cousin came out of the bathroom.

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Speaker 13: Huh.

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Speaker 2: Don't act like Tom Brook.

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Speaker 6: Coming knows exactly what you guys joke, but that that

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Speaker 16: Yeah, Well, what's more disturbing is that she was covered

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Speaker 13: Wow.

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Speaker 7: Maybe they were cooking and there was like a pie incident.

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Speaker 2: Orange juice with cream?

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Speaker 7: Oh what did we say?

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Speaker 6: Man?

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Speaker 16: He tried to tell me that it was some weird

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Speaker 16: like family reunion things that they do every year.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, to that reunion. Geez, let's let's talk

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Speaker 2: to Luke.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I feel scarred.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, help us out. Tell us how you busted your significant.

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Speaker 17: Other So I'm planning this date and my girlfriend recommends this.

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Speaker 17: I'm like, sure, let's go. There happens to be a

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Speaker 17: stand up comedian. I love stand up comedy. Who doesn't.

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Speaker 17: The guy ends up being really funny and does a

459
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Speaker 17: whole bit on how you see your girlfriend out with

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Speaker 17: someone else and what.

461
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Speaker 11: Would you do?

462
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Speaker 17: And the whole bar is laughing, and then two points

463
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Speaker 17: the spotlight at us and I start dying. I mean,

464
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Speaker 17: that's hilarious. Yeah, John, I find out surely that it

465
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Speaker 17: wasn't a joke.

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Speaker 2: Oh what do you mean?

467
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Speaker 13: Why would she.

468
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Speaker 1: Bring you to her boyfriend's stand up show?

469
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Speaker 8: Friend?

470
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Speaker 10: Yeah?

471
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Speaker 17: Apparently that's what I'm thinking. I'm like, what's going on?

472
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:43,159
Speaker 17: Apparently they had been painting and had broken up and

473
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Speaker 17: she wanted to go to that bar to get back at.

474
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Speaker 1: Him a situation.

475
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Speaker 2: Wow, that's awkward.

476
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Speaker 17: But it didn't go to plan because I ended up

477
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Speaker 17: being really cool with the guy and talking it out,

478
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Speaker 17: and he then told me that they were dating for

479
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Speaker 17: a year at the same time that her and I

480
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Speaker 17: were dating.

481
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Speaker 1: So are you have you been to a show since?

482
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Speaker 5: Are you dating the comedian?

483
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Speaker 17: I could really blame him for it, but I don't

484
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Speaker 17: think I'm going to another stand up comedy.

485
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Speaker 13: Show for a while.

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Speaker 2: We have time for one more, Allison, tell us how

487
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Speaker 2: you busted jerseynificant other.

488
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Speaker 15: So I was doing this long distance thing with my

489
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Speaker 15: boyfriend and well he didn't know, but I was seeing

490
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Speaker 15: someone behind his back.

491
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Speaker 1: You're the cheater.

492
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Speaker 7: This is a tree.

493
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Speaker 15: I mean, Linsten. I was young and stupid, and things happened,

494
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Speaker 15: mistakes were made.

495
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Speaker 16: But anyway, so.

496
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Speaker 1: At least to me.

497
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Speaker 15: So anyway, my long distance boyfriend he comes and visits

498
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Speaker 15: me one weekend and we're out at the bars and

499
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Speaker 15: it just happened to see my local boyfriend.

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Speaker 5: You're a local boyfriend, that's what you call.

501
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Speaker 16: Oh no.

502
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Speaker 15: So I grabbed my long distance boyfriend and we ran

503
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Speaker 15: into the bathroom and I locked this in and I

504
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:03,160
Speaker 15: start crying.

505
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,119
Speaker 16: I assume I'm caught, and.

506
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Speaker 1: You should start making out with him. He'd be excited.

507
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Speaker 15: So I'm telling him, like, listen, I have to tell

508
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Speaker 15: you something, and then he blurts out, oh my gosh,

509
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Speaker 15: how did you.

510
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Speaker 16: Know I was cheating on you?

511
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Speaker 10: Oh?

512
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, thought you caught him?

513
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 17: Yeah?

514
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Speaker 15: He freaked out, and being the responsible person I am,

515
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 15: I of course was freaked out myself and broke up

516
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Speaker 15: with him right there on the spot.

517
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Speaker 5: How dare he?

518
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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? He was young and stupid.

519
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:36,119
Speaker 7: Your relationship is sacred. How dare you?

520
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 11: Well?

521
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 15: It worked out because me and a local boyfriend actually

522
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 15: have been married now for eight years.

523
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Speaker 7: Oh wor each other's extras out of the picture.

524
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Speaker 15: No one's cheating now that you know you know, I'm

525
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Speaker 15: gonna say no. Things seem pretty good and I haven't

526
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Speaker 15: had any issues.

527
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,120
Speaker 7: Run into his wife his side wife.

528
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Speaker 2: To you in a year, Alison Hope, make sure you

529
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Speaker 2: hit a part that sports seven, eight, five nine too.

530
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Speaker 2: If you have a funny story about how you caught

531
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 2: your ex cheating, you could be on the next edition

532
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 2: of Busted. Phone Taps coming up.

533
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 13: Next brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

534
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 2: It's phone tap time. And if you're a fan, you've

535
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 2: probably heard Rolando the sensual Latin lover on the show.

536
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 2: There's Clover, the ex British intelligence officer. That's my boy,

537
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 2: Jeff don't do the impression.

538
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:24,919
Speaker 11: That's Jose's character.

539
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: I don't like double clothes.

540
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 2: Today we're about to meet a brand new person. His

541
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Speaker 2: name is Daniel, but in the children's entertainment biz he's

542
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Speaker 2: known as Cowboy Dan the Balloon.

543
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Speaker 1: Man, that I'd actually hire you.

544
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Speaker 7: Kids party.

545
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 2: It looks like he just got booked last minute to

546
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Speaker 2: do a kid's party this weekend, and the father doesn't

547
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 2: know about that yet.

548
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Speaker 1: Fathers never know about it.

549
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 2: He's about to find out though. In your phone tap

550
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Speaker 2: right now.

551
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Speaker 13: It's another.

552
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 2: On the twenties.

553
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 7: Hello, Well, how do there Am I speaking with mister Garrett?

554
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 10: Uh? Yes, yes, what is this some regards to Well, this.

555
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,280
Speaker 7: Is none other than Cowboy Dan the balloon Man.

556
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 5: How are you?

557
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 10: I'm good balloon Yeah?

558
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 17: Sorry, I don't understand what is this? What is this about?

559
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 8: I'm the entertainer for your child's birthday party this weekend.

560
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 8: Oh okay, my wife said, I'm just gonna get a

561
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 8: call from a magician.

562
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 10: Sorry about that? Yeah?

563
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 7: Oh you mean the amazing pet Baroni.

564
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Speaker 17: Yeah, I don't know.

565
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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 10: She was just I was waiting for a call from Yes, yes, sir, yes, sir, he.

567
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Speaker 7: Was scheduled to do this gig. Well that was before

568
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Speaker 7: his accident.

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Speaker 8: Oh wow, okay, apparently he pulled a rabbit out of

570
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 8: his hat and the little feller just bit his arm

571
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:02,760
Speaker 8: clean off. What Yeah, he accidentally bought one of them

572
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 8: Tasmanian flesh eating bunnies from down Under.

573
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I don't know where down under is?

574
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 7: What is that Texas?

575
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 2: Uh, Australia.

576
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 7: That's a no, that was a joke. Oh that's a

577
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,120
Speaker 7: little cowboy humor for you. Ain't nothing below Texas.

578
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 2: That's the south as.

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Speaker 17: Gets Okay, So how can I help you?

580
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 2: Cowboy Dan?

581
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Speaker 8: So, Cowboy Dan the balloon man is happy to offer

582
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Speaker 8: his services for your little tax birthday soiree.

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Speaker 7: It's a fancy word for party.

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Speaker 11: Okay.

585
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 7: What's the little cow polk's name? Your son?

586
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 11: All right?

587
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 7: Well, listen to this Lucas. He's got a lot of mukeas,

588
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Speaker 7: and I hope he does and puke this up at

589
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:51,879
Speaker 7: the party.

590
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Speaker 17: All right?

591
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,159
Speaker 6: What was that?

592
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 7: I come up with songs on the fly.

593
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 8: You give me your word, any word at all, and

594
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 8: I will make a little country ditty about it.

595
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 7: It's my specialty.

596
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,679
Speaker 5: Well, go ahead, give.

597
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 7: Me a word.

598
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 5: You know you've already done.

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00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 10: My son, Lucas as mucus.

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00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 7: There's not a lot of words that rhyme with Lucas,

601
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 7: so I don't.

602
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 17: Really know how he's gonna feel about anything more.

603
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 7: Well, why do we try a different word.

604
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 10: Uh, I come on, just try me try railroad?

605
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 7: Did you say railroad?

606
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 17: I did?

607
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't like that word, but nah I don't

608
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,239
Speaker 7: like it. Now, how about a different word? Let's skip one.

609
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, no, you said any word?

610
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 7: Well, what am I supposed to do? Railroad? Sale?

611
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 17: I don't know.

612
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 5: You're the one that improvides songs.

613
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 7: Well, you're the one that gave me the only word

614
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,360
Speaker 7: in the world that doesn't rhyme with anything.

615
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 16: That's not my problem.

616
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 7: I have an idea. How about we do something for

617
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 7: the tots uh.

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Speaker 13: Tall.

619
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Speaker 7: They're far as boys, and at the party we'll be singing.

620
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 5: A lot up noise.

621
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Speaker 2: All right, it sounds like you're just making all this

622
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Speaker 2: stuff up.

623
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Speaker 7: That's where the skill comes in. It's called improvamization.

624
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 2: Well whatever, it is not fun for kids, Oh fun, Oh,

625
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 2: let's have some let's have some fun. Let's all go reason.

626
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 8: I hope you don't shine, and I'm legally license in

627
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,360
Speaker 8: this state to care.

628
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 7: Uh properly, but I won't bring it with me to

629
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 7: the party unless you want me to. No, okay, no,

630
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 7: that's fine, that is totally fine.

631
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Speaker 10: You were the worst children's entertainer.

632
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 8: I perss oh, entertainer, Oh, and entertainer. There should be

633
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 8: a disclaimer because none of this is real.

634
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 7: What are you insane?

635
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 13: Burn?

636
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 16: Oh my god, what do you think?

637
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 7: It's a prank? What this is actually Jose from the

638
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 7: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Man, this

639
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 7: is a frank phone call.

640
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 10: Wow, I was gonna have to call my wife.

641
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 7: Speaking of your wife, that's who set you up, Susan.

642
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 7: She said that you left all the birthday planning after her.

643
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 7: She wanted us to mess with you, and boy, howdy

644
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 7: did we.

645
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 2: I'm so glad because I don't know how I was

646
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 2: gonna handle the rest.

647
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 17: Well, getting rid of you.

648
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 7: Garrett, let me handle the rest hit it.

649
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 13: Ah.

650
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 8: Speaking of Susan, she has been boozing and after this

651
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 8: prank phone.

652
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 7: Call, we're all losing. Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

653
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 7: Can I can I come to the party now?

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00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

655
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 10: I'm sorry.

656
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 13: We have enough.

657
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 7: You have enough people A Fiddlesticks.

658
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 13: Wake up every morning was foot taps weekday mornings on

659
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 13: the two Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

660
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 10: How do I.

661
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 2: Describe the call that you're about to hear a few minutes.

662
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 2: Here's what I can say about it. You are about

663
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 2: to meet one of the most unique and interesting women

664
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Speaker 2: that we've ever had on this show ever.

665
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 13: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Okay, fact.

667
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely definitely more interesting to be No, you're welcome.

668
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 5: Will you like her?

669
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 2: Or will you want to drive your car into a ditch?

670
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 2: Or will you you fall somewhere in the middle. Yeah,

671
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 2: I'm guessing you're going to fall into one of the

672
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 2: other extremes, So better buckle up just to be safe,

673
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 2: because we need to get to this. It's your second date,

674
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 2: next second date of date. When we look back on

675
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 2: our lives and all the people that we've dated, there's

676
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 2: probably one that stands out as the most memorable. And

677
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 2: it could be for a good reason or a bad reason,

678
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 2: but it's the most unforgettable person that you've ever been

679
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 2: out with. Okay, And one of our listeners, Brett, says,

680
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 2: he met that person recently and he's distraught. He used

681
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 2: that word in his email that she's not replying back

682
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 2: to his request for another hangout.

683
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 7: Now, I understand the music.

684
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: When you use language like.

685
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 2: That, Bret, distraught is a pretty enormous word.

686
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 11: For this show.

687
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to dumb it down. Here on out.

688
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 10: Okay, Yeah, I'll do my best, all right.

689
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 2: We appreciate that. So, uh, start from the beginning and

690
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 2: in layman's terms, tell us about the woman that you

691
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 2: went out with. What's her name?

692
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 10: Her name is Taylor?

693
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 11: What is Monica.

694
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 7: Monopoly?

695
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 2: She is fancy? Okay, how Jimmy Taylor?

696
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 12: I met her on a dating app. Like, first of all,

697
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 12: her picture stood out to me. She was standing in

698
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 12: front of this just amazing painting, a huge, amazing painting.

699
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: Is she an artist?

700
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 12: Yeah, she's She was like covered in paint and like

701
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 12: brushes and had a smock on.

702
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 10: The whole deal.

703
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 13: Cool.

704
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: So she's super talented.

705
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, she's super artsy and talented. So that stood out

706
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 10: to me.

707
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: Is there something like are you also artsy? Or I mean,

708
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: what attracts you to that?

709
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 2: Yeah?

710
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 10: I appreciate our live. I've always been kind of arty.

711
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 2: It sounds like it sounds exactly like the type of

712
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 2: women that Jose dates. Very artist.

713
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 1: She usually just dates the nude models.

714
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, watercolors come into the fold somewhere, paint

715
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 2: well yeah, I mean that's great. So that's something that's

716
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 2: attractive to you.

717
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, absolutely cool.

718
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 12: She's somebody that I just don't usually eat on dating apps,

719
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 12: just a certain type of quality of person.

720
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 7: Okay, so I mean.

721
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 6: You're building her up pretty big before you even meet her.

722
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 6: How are you feeling like going into the first date.

723
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 10: I was nervous because I'm not that person.

724
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 2: That's the type of language that we understand.

725
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 7: She's using paint brushes, you're using Crayola crayon.

726
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 6: I mean that could be intimidating though, if somebody wants

727
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 6: to talk art with you and then.

728
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, I like colors too.

729
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 8: Art can be fun and artist objective, right, so you can, like,

730
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 8: I mean, so probably cheat a little bit.

731
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 2: Tell us what was the date? Like building it up

732
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 2: pretty big?

733
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 12: The date was amazing and it was She's not even

734
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 12: like if I look at her physically, she's not even

735
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 12: really the type of girl I would normally go for.

736
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 12: But there was something about her, like her presence.

737
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 2: She gave you presents. That's so cool of her.

738
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: That's that's not what he meant.

739
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 10: I don't know, like her aura, you know she had like.

740
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: Like that's cool, man, that's cool that you've noticed that

741
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: that you appreciate it.

742
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 2: Ye, Where were you getting this vibe? Like, what's the setting, Like, yeah, we're.

743
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 10: In a restaurant. You know, we had a couple of

744
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 10: drinks and stuff.

745
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: Okay, did you give her that compliment?

746
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 13: Not?

747
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 11: Not quite.

748
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 12: I mean I was just captivated the whole time. You know,

749
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 12: I was trying not to be not to sound like

750
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 12: an idiot.

751
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,840
Speaker 1: How did not sound like an idiot?

752
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 13: Go?

753
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 7: Did that work out for you?

754
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:35,760
Speaker 10: I'm not sure.

755
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 12: You know, I did my best, But I mean I

756
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 12: think we had a great conversation. I mean we just

757
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,839
Speaker 12: got into a really deep conversation. Like we're talking about

758
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 12: love and like the end of time and whoa and like,

759
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 12: if I'm totally honest with you, guys, I don't know

760
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 12: if I understood everything completely she was talking about.

761
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 2: But you got to go to the bookstore get that

762
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 2: End of Time for dummies.

763
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 13: I like it.

764
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,919
Speaker 2: Okay. I mean you're saying a lot of nice things

765
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 2: about her.

766
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe you didn't understand. It's a good thing that

767
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 7: you still vibed and liked her.

768
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: What do you think she was thinking about you?

769
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 12: I don't know, because just like the way that we

770
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 12: were dressed. You know, I was in a baseball cap

771
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 12: and a polo and she's wearing this long flowing dress.

772
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 2: Oh, like a like a sun dress?

773
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: Or did she think you were going somewhere fancy?

774
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 7: She's like, we're at the met Galla right.

775
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 10: The only way I could describe it is that she

776
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 10: was like a goddess.

777
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: Wow, I feel like it's still sundressed, like like a

778
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: Maxie rap.

779
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I'm intimidated just hearing about her.

780
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: But I know I've never talked to a goddess before.

781
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 7: I wonder if we call her, she's gonna have symphony

782
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 7: music for her ringtoel.

783
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 5: Yeah you know what I mean.

784
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 2: Well, we're going to find out in just a minute.

785
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 2: Let's talk about how the date ended that night.

786
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 12: Well, yeah, we talked for a really long time and

787
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,479
Speaker 12: I dropped her off and I gave her a kiss

788
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 12: on the cheek. Yeah, I mean it seemed like we

789
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 12: both had a good time, and I said I would

790
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 12: contact her again. But then contacting her again, I didn't

791
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 12: hear anything.

792
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 6: So did she ever confirm that she'd contact you back,

793
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 6: that she was, I mean, give any indication she was

794
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 6: looking forward to seeing you again?

795
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 12: You know, if she did, I don't know if I

796
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 12: really understood it. She was just kind of talking mysteriously.

797
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 11: A lot and O.

798
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,240
Speaker 10: Yeah, but I liked it. I like the way she talked.

799
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 10: She was just a very mysterious person.

800
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 11: I don't know what.

801
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 6: You were sober right on this stage, like, and I

802
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 6: mean like not just from alcoholic sober.

803
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 12: I had a few drinks, but just within the conversation,

804
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 12: she just started a fire in me.

805
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I would say, you're drunken love.

806
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:07,919
Speaker 7: Yeah, you sound like a poet, right. My body also

807
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 7: burns in places too.

808
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, we might need to set you up with a

809
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 2: doctor's appointment after this, but first we're gonna call Taylor

810
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 2: for you and we'll try and get you a second date.

811
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 2: Update with the mysterious goddess.

812
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 13: I like you.

813
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm really glad because I'm so nervous. I don't

814
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 10: know what I would say. I'm glad you guys are

815
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 10: talking to her first.

816
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna try our best. We'll do it right

817
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 2: after this. Hold on there, we've been hearing a lot

818
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 2: of words that we don't normally get for a second date.

819
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 2: Call to describe the woman that Brett went out with

820
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 2: the other day named Taylor, like mysterious goddess, hypnotizing siren.

821
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 2: I don't that something like that Yeah, long flowing dress

822
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 2: while she ate her cheese.

823
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: Okay, dude, that's the goddess. I want to be, just

824
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: the cheese fry goddess.

825
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,959
Speaker 2: This is a one in a billion type of woman,

826
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 2: according to Brett, and he's not sure why. Really it

827
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,360
Speaker 2: works for him because this isn't the typical type of

828
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 2: lady that he goes for.

829
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: Well, maybe that's exactly why it works, right, The other

830
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:19,959
Speaker 1: ones have worked.

831
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 2: That's why we're here, no question. He is curious about

832
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 2: where this could take him and Brooke you had some

833
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 2: curious years which ended up paying off in the end.

834
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 2: So what do you think about this woman?

835
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: I think she sounds amazing.

836
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,240
Speaker 6: Maybe she has a lot of options on dating apps,

837
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 6: you know, like, if she's so different and she stands

838
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 6: out so much, I'm sure you're not the only one

839
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 6: that's noticed, you know.

840
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 2: Do you think that's possible, Brett?

841
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's very possible.

842
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 1: Okay, so you may have some competition, but are you

843
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: up for that? I think it's where can he keep up? Yeah,

844
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 1: she's a little goddess too.

845
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,760
Speaker 2: Vis though to call Taylor here if she's as amazing

846
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 2: as you say she is. But we're going to give

847
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:04,879
Speaker 2: it our best shot.

848
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,800
Speaker 10: You guys can do this. I believe in you.

849
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, here we go. Hello, Hello, I'm looking to reach Taylor.

850
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,759
Speaker 16: Is calling man.

851
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 2: Thank you. My name is Jeffrey from a radio show

852
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 2: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

853
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: Hi Taylor, Hi, Hi, Hi Hello, it's a terrestrial.

854
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 2: Oh yes, it's nice to say hi to everybody of

855
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 2: the morning.

856
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:39,720
Speaker 1: She's not Irish.

857
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 2: And we're actually doing a segment right now called a

858
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 2: Second Date Update, which is a dating segment where we

859
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 2: try and help out some of our listeners with their

860
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 2: love lives.

861
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 1: I love love.

862
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 7: Taylor.

863
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: I will tell you right now.

864
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 6: We have done hundreds, if not thousands of these, and

865
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 6: no one has ever had that response.

866
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'll tell you out of all the hundreds

867
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,439
Speaker 2: of thousands that we've done, no listener has ever talked

868
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 2: about a date like Brett did about you.

869
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:08,439
Speaker 13: Yeah.

870
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 16: Oh you want to talk about Brett.

871
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:17,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about Brett. They be's about you. Sorry,

872
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 2: that was low class.

873
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: I love it.

874
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 2: We won't ask you about bread.

875
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 16: Oh well, I.

876
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 15: Guess you could ask yourselves.

877
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 16: How do French chefs make you love them?

878
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 6: What?

879
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:29,240
Speaker 2: Sorry?

880
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 1: What a French chef?

881
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 5: They butter you up?

882
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:33,720
Speaker 1: Okay?

883
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 2: Wait, so Brett did that he was buttering you up

884
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 2: on the date.

885
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 16: I'm not understanding.

886
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:44,399
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, or maybe he didn't. Did Brett not give

887
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: you enough compliments and you didn't like that? It's not

888
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:47,479
Speaker 1: enough butter.

889
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 6: You didn't grease your wheels to literally just eat butter

890
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 6: on the date.

891
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 10: Let me just say this, Okay.

892
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 15: I hurt the most when I'm lost and sometimes the

893
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 15: hardest to express, but the easiest to nor.

894
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 13: I can be given to many or just one.

895
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 7: What am I French fries?

896
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: I'm not going to try those birth of most what

897
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: you know?

898
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 2: That makes a lot of sense to me when you

899
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 2: say that, Taylor, but my co host seem like they're

900
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 2: in the dark a little bit.

901
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: So I think I love your love.

902
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 2: Brett.

903
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 13: This makes sense.

904
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 6: When we talked to Brett, Yeah, he was having a

905
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 6: hard time describing how you felt on the date.

906
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: You know, like he didn't know what your vibes were.

907
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,800
Speaker 6: He couldn't really tell because he said you talked you

908
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 6: were like a mystery you or an enigma, and.

909
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:40,879
Speaker 7: It was very deep.

910
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,479
Speaker 2: Can we ask you about your date with Brett because

911
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 2: he told us a little bit from his perspective, Well,

912
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 2: I don't know if.

913
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 15: I should get into specifics, but I can tell you this.

914
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you call two Italian ants?

915
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 13: Is a joke?

916
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 11: Man?

917
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:01,879
Speaker 1: Romance?

918
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 7: Oh rome and ants rome Rome?

919
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay, So you you want to have a

920
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 6: romantic connection with him. I don't know that he understands

921
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,720
Speaker 6: that because you're not very direct.

922
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,839
Speaker 2: But can you not judge her so much?

923
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: I'm just honestly, I'm getting a little frustrated.

924
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 2: That you're intimidated by her and so you're lasting.

925
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 7: I just do you talk to me.

926
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 16: We all have our process, Okay, okay.

927
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 2: It's very nice for you to be so understanding when

928
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 2: my co hosts are being so not understanding.

929
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 7: You straight to the point.

930
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 6: It just it's just you said romance and ants and

931
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 6: that I mean that means that you like him, right

932
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 6: but and the butter like these are.

933
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 7: All good things.

934
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 2: I feel like she's just talking about her perspective of

935
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:47,720
Speaker 2: what love is in general and what what she's searching

936
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 2: for in a partner in the universe. I was talking,

937
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 2: I was finishing my thought and I think that as

938
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 2: the driver of this segment, it's time to bring Brett

939
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 2: into the conversation and see his love fits into her

940
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 2: love universe.

941
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: But that is that could be interpreted, and then you

942
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,760
Speaker 1: need to work on your poetry.

943
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 2: I'm not quite as.

944
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 11: Deep as.

945
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, I bet Jose.

946
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna tell Brett to come on the phone. Brett,

947
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,879
Speaker 2: why so, Taylor. The way the segment works is Brett

948
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 2: is on the other line listening, trying to understand what's

949
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 2: going on as everyone is beautiful.

950
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 10: That's beautiful, Okay.

951
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 2: Okay, so you two can talk to each other, Brett,

952
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 2: take a breather over here. I mean I think it

953
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 2: did you?

954
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: Did you get what she was saying?

955
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 13: Brett?

956
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, that makes sense to you.

957
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: Could you interpret it for us?

958
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 12: I mean I think that she is just saying that

959
00:43:55,840 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 12: she really, uh appreciate love and like connecting with people.

960
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 16: Yes, but yes, oh.

961
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 7: They understand very well.

962
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:09,959
Speaker 1: That's good.

963
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 15: I just want someone, maybe Brett, maybe not to someday

964
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 15: have rabbit friends.

965
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: Rabbit friends, no rabbits.

966
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 2: Why rabbit friends?

967
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 15: Well, because you know what the rabbit's friends say when

968
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 15: they get a Valentine's Day cars.

969
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,760
Speaker 2: Do what happens?

970
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 16: It looks like somebody loves you.

971
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 2: How does that resonate with you?

972
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 9: Yeah?

973
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:46,439
Speaker 12: I'm a person who you know is always diving deep

974
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 12: into the rabbit holes of.

975
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 15: Right.

976
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I mean to them that rabbits like to multiply.

977
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 7: So maybe protology take it.

978
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 1: Care today, gone tomorrow.

979
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 10: Okay, So guys are basic, Okay, no cap on that, Okay,

980
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 10: but I feel that the energy vibe in between you

981
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 10: two right now.

982
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 2: Aura, you're saying they're meshing the rainbows. Now it's yeah,

983
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 2: it's a double or orgy.

984
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 11: Right.

985
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 2: So with all that said, and with all the energy

986
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 2: in this room right now, I would like to ask Taylor,

987
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:35,720
Speaker 2: will you go out on one more date with Brett?

988
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 2: Because these these are his words. He said that you

989
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 2: started a fire within him. I'm not even making that up.

990
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 15: Well, let me answer your question with a question question.

991
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want it any other way. Go ahead.

992
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 16: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?

993
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 1: There's a snake involved.

994
00:45:58,360 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 7: I can never be bad on a date.

995
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 2: Don't pour some water on rain you just try.

996
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 6: Right now.

997
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 2: So sorry, Taylor, did Adam and Eve have a date?

998
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 16: The answer is no, but they did have an apple?

999
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, date, so you want to have an apple

1000
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: with him?

1001
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 7: You guys would make a good pair. Okay, Do we

1002
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:25,240
Speaker 7: have gift cards?

1003
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 2: For apples or I.

1004
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: Got I got an apple in the fridge right now.

1005
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:35,320
Speaker 2: We would love to mail you that apple for a date, Taylor,

1006
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 2: if you're.

1007
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 11: Up for it.

1008
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 12: What will be?

1009
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 2: Will be? Oh man, no wonder he reached out to

1010
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 2: us for help. Understand that I'm gonna say yes that

1011
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 2: she agreed to go out and meet up with Brett

1012
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 2: one more time.

1013
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 7: This is like a bee pun joke.

1014
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 13: This date.

1015
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 1: It's just so exhausting.

1016
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 4: I think we've been on the phone for two hours.

1017
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 2: We're I'm calling it. We're sending you guys out one

1018
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 2: more time.

1019
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:14,760
Speaker 11: Yeah, match made my heaven.

1020
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 2: MAT's for sure.

1021
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 13: Good luck you too, broken Jeffrey. In the morning, we

1022
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 13: got a.

1023
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 2: Text to sevent eighty five nine to two that says,

1024
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I'm the only listener left because my

1025
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 2: radio is broken and I can't change it off your chair.

1026
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,720
Speaker 2: We appreciate you sticking with us. A choice that was nuts,

1027
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 2: that was out there.

1028
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 6: I liked it, you did, Okay, it just got a

1029
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 6: little frustrating for me at a certain point. Like I

1030
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 6: love deep thinkers and everything, but like, can we answer

1031
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,359
Speaker 6: a question, just one, not another question?

1032
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. I really don't see them

1033
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 2: actually going out again, even though I forced it at

1034
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 2: the end there, Oh, I don't think it.

1035
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: Matters what you tried to force. Yeah, that woman is

1036
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: doing whatever she wants exactly.

1037
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 2: But here's the good news. She did save him and

1038
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 2: his feelings because she could have totally been like, oh,

1039
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 2: he's not on my level, like I'm a mountain and

1040
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 2: he's a lowly flower or what type of mountain goat

1041
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 2: is he? It could have gone that way, but she

1042
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 2: just said what will be will be, and that's how

1043
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 2: we should leave it.

1044
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,320
Speaker 1: Okay, or she just left him hanging, which kind of sucks.

1045
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 7: We're gonna get married, Like, who knows even.

1046
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: If they got married, He's like, did I say I do?

1047
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 11: I don't know?

1048
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,320
Speaker 7: If they ask her and she goes do I.

1049
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 2: If you ever want to get help from this show,

1050
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 2: it couldn't possibly go any worse than that call call,

1051
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 2: So reach out to us. What's the harm? And you

1052
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 2: can find all of our Second Day podcasts up online

1053
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 2: wherever you get yours A broken.

1054
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,760
Speaker 13: Jeffrey Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1055
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 2: A decade ago, Spirit Airlines made the call to start

1056
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 2: charging people for carry on bags. My goodness, now it

1057
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 2: they charge for literally everything.

1058
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's crazy.

1059
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 2: And all the other lines followed suit. So the question is,

1060
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 2: because could the same thing happen with hotels.

1061
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 1: No, they already are starting those resort fees. I'm like,

1062
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 1: what are you staying?

1063
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 13: Here?

1064
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 7: Is the fee?

1065
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: I thought? I thought that's what I was paying for.

1066
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 2: It's already started. The Wall Street Journal just did a

1067
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 2: big story on the fourth largest hotel operator in the US,

1068
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,919
Speaker 2: and they've been charging guests add on fees.

1069
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: For certain amenities like what a clean towel.

1070
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 2: Thirty dollars to check in two hours early? What thirty

1071
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 2: dollars to check out two hours late? Well, how about

1072
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 2: twenty five bucks to use the pool? No, or twenty

1073
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 2: dollars to use the gym.

1074
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: If you opt out?

1075
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 6: What if you can't opt out, that's gonna be your issue,

1076
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 6: hose the pool is my gym?

1077
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1078
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 13: Me?

1079
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 7: Doing two laps is the most workout all the time.

1080
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 1: And by laps you mean floating on your back?

1081
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, okay, Yeah.

1082
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 2: The hotel chain claims that's doing it to offer rooms

1083
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 2: at slightly cheaper rates, but so far no evidence of

1084
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 2: that has been found. Oh boy, it honestly sounds like

1085
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 2: the makings of a phone tap.

1086
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 1: Like we're gonna charge you for everything.

1087
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:08,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know who's in this room, but maybe

1088
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 2: we should call somebody staying at a hotel and tell

1089
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 2: them that they're being charged like fifteen bucks for using

1090
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 2: the bathrobe.

1091
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, and we gave them two pillows, which is

1092
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: going to be a double charge.

1093
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all thanks to Spirit Airlines. Thanks Spirit. I

1094
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 2: guess starting that phone tap.

1095
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 8: Idea Spirit airlin I should probably call somebody and be like,

1096
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 8: we're not charging your Yeah, oh good, just kidding, we are.

1097
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got laser stories coming up. It's the radio

1098
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 2: segment that's hopping on the new cosmetic beauty trend. Knuckle

1099
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 2: plumping rumor is the Kardashians are starting to do it.

1100
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 2: Are those knuckles real? Or did you get any plumped?

1101
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 13: Oh?

1102
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 2: Let ma, sure you sign them now for your knuckle plumping.

1103
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 2: With laser stories, the segment where we read weird news

1104
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 2: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

1105
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 2: we have a laser and those other skinny nucks just

1106
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 2: don't This first lazer stories out of Iowa. Recently, a

1107
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 2: couple was in the stairwell at a Marriotte Hotel when

1108
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 2: they tried to go up to the fourth floor but

1109
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 2: were confronted by a naked man swinging a toilet plunger around.

1110
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: Who well, that's some exciting action.

1111
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 7: Stairwells.

1112
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,760
Speaker 6: Creepy things always happened in the stairwells, just prime.

1113
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 2: He reportedly told the couple, I'm gonna get you. So

1114
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 2: the two people ran back down to escape. Yeah, and

1115
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 2: then the nude plunger dude continued through multiple floors, terrorizing

1116
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 2: guests by swinging the plunger and pulling fire alarms, yelling

1117
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:45,320
Speaker 2: things like yacht see and NYABINGI.

1118
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what that game is, but I could

1119
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 1: picture one of YouTube being the person in this story.

1120
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 2: After ten minutes of this, he was finally subdued by authorities.

1121
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 2: Police say the guy is twenty one year old Trevin Hill.

1122
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 2: He was charged with assault, criminal mischief, and disorderly conduct.

1123
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 2: The reports he was a flight attendant for Southwest Airlines.

1124
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 2: I'm serious and that during his naked rampage he also

1125
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 2: defecated on the floor of the hotel.

1126
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: Make it gross, dude, Oh my gosh.

1127
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,760
Speaker 2: It's unclear if he was on anything.

1128
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 7: Really is it?

1129
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 2: Is it? Really confirmer Tony, But I think it just

1130
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,399
Speaker 2: goes to show this is a good example of flight

1131
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 2: attendants who shouldn't bottle up their frustration with the passengers.

1132
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,760
Speaker 2: Just let it all out on the flight.

1133
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 7: Evan, don't complain to him.

1134
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 2: On this next laser story, We're going to Orlando. A

1135
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 2: seventy two year old woman named Doris Spritzman was cleaning

1136
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 2: at the Orange County Courthouse this past weekend when she

1137
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 2: walked into a cell and the doors accidentally slammed behind her.

1138
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 2: Oh no, And the worst part, she left her phone

1139
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 2: on her cleaning part just outside of the cell door.

1140
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: It's worse so she could see it.

1141
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Speaker 11: Oh man.

1142
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 2: So she tried yelling, banging on the door and hope

1143
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 2: someone would hear her. But unfortunately for Doris, no one

1144
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 2: was around because it was the weekend.

1145
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 1: Wanted her to have like an Apple watch or something

1146
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 1: that she could call someone.

1147
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 2: She had no food and was without her insulin. However,

1148
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:24,360
Speaker 2: she was able to get water from a small faucet

1149
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 2: inside the cell. It wasn't until Monday morning got a

1150
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,800
Speaker 2: prison guard noticed her cleaning card unattended, and when he

1151
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 2: went to check it out, he found Doris inside what

1152
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 2: a nightmare.

1153
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 1: No one like in her family like reported that she

1154
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: was still at work.

1155
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 7: For three days. That's a good point too.

1156
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 2: Maybe she's a single lady. She was more mad at

1157
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 2: herself than anything and didn't have to be taken to

1158
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 2: the hospital, but was given a whopping two days off

1159
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:54,439
Speaker 2: to recover. Two days huh, and then it was back

1160
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 2: to work. Okay, look at that. You get trapped for

1161
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 2: two days, you get two days off.

1162
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,839
Speaker 1: But there is one cell in that jail, very clean,

1163
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 1: just the one.

1164
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of snack Central. When

1165
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,919
Speaker 2: it comes to doritos, are you a nacho cheese fan

1166
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 2: or is it cool ranch.

1167
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:13,399
Speaker 7: All the way?

1168
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 13: I think.

1169
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 2: Maybe you like to shake things up with some flaming

1170
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 2: hot limone.

1171
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1172
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 2: Well, if you're lucky enough to be in the UK

1173
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 2: at the end of the month, you can add a

1174
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 2: new favorite to your lexicon. The whopper flavored dorrito.

1175
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,720
Speaker 1: The malted chocolate balls.

1176
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 11: What that's what.

1177
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: You're talking about? Whoppers like the chocolate.

1178
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 2: Forties brout nobody actually anymore.

1179
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 1: That's better described as.

1180
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 2: Having the bold, cheesy flavor of the classic nacho cheese

1181
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 2: imbued with the charred meaty flavor of the classic b

1182
00:54:59,080 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 2: K whopper.

1183
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 7: Indeed, they can get that char flavor. Imagine putting these

1184
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 7: in your whopper for the picture. It would be so

1185
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 7: good in a sandwich I jo putting chips and sandwiches.

1186
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,840
Speaker 2: The tortilla chips are hitting the shelves at the end

1187
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:14,320
Speaker 2: of the month in select UK locations. And it's not

1188
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 2: the first time Burger King and Dorito's have linked up,

1189
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:19,399
Speaker 2: because back in twenty fifteen you might remember the duo

1190
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 2: released Dorrito's Loaded, a handheld cheesy triangle of heaven that

1191
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 2: was making waves in seven eleven stores nationwide. It was

1192
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:29,760
Speaker 2: like stuffed right and unofficially killed four people.

1193
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:33,239
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I believe you.

1194
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 2: I guess the real question now is do any of

1195
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 2: our UK friends want to hook up some North Americans

1196
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 2: with a case of Whopper Dorito's.

1197
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 7: Yes, to talk to Ax.

1198
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 2: You got some friends over there? This next stories out

1199
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:50,359
Speaker 2: of baby Headquarters.

1200
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 11: Yay, I want to live here.

1201
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 2: The first time you saw this you probably thought it

1202
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,399
Speaker 2: was weird, but it's definitely become a thing. A new

1203
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 2: pole found. Putting your toddler on a leash is now

1204
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 2: socially acceptable. Oh finally, I was a leashed kid when

1205
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 2: I was little.

1206
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:10,720
Speaker 1: Look what happened.

1207
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 2: I was spanking what happened?

1208
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 1: No mommy issues at all.

1209
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 2: I don't even talk to her. It's great. Forty eight

1210
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 2: percent of adults say it's fine, compared to thirty four

1211
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:22,800
Speaker 2: percent who don't think it's okay.

1212
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:25,719
Speaker 7: I think I needed one. I had eighty D so bad.

1213
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:26,919
Speaker 7: I always see.

1214
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: These are the cases where I could see it.

1215
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 7: Would be helpful.

1216
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:32,880
Speaker 2: The other seventeen percent weren't sure, didn't have an opinion

1217
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 2: on it.

1218
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 13: Yeah.

1219
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 2: Here are a few more questions about a brand new

1220
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,919
Speaker 2: study on babies and how people answered them. They asked,

1221
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 2: would you rather have a boy or a girl? Twenty

1222
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:45,279
Speaker 2: nine percent said boy, twenty five percent said girl, and

1223
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:49,399
Speaker 2: fifty four percent said no preference. Yeah healthy da Oh wow,

1224
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 2: good for you.

1225
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 5: You don't care either way.

1226
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 2: You're gonna be happy. Aren't you such a big person?

1227
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:56,960
Speaker 1: Why would you be sad if you had a boy

1228
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:57,399
Speaker 1: or a girl.

1229
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 2: It's okay to have a preference. You don't have to

1230
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 2: be sad. It's just like, oh, I'm hoping for something.

1231
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 13: I don't know.

1232
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,759
Speaker 7: Maybe I can shine some light. I am gonna have

1233
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 7: a hot baby, regardless, hot baby. What you're looking for

1234
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 7: I'd rather have a hot sun than a hot daughter.

1235
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 7: I got a swat guys away from all the time.

1236
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,279
Speaker 2: So if it comes out not hot, what do you do?

1237
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 2: You say, put it back?

1238
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 7: That's impossible.

1239
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: Fatherhood's far off.

1240
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's never gonna have Another question, is it okay

1241
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 2: to post photos and videos of your baby on social.

1242
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 7: Media at age?

1243
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 2: Forty nine percent said no, absolutely, do not do that.

1244
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 1: Yes, forty eight percent of those people do it anyway.

1245
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1246
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 2: Thirty eight percent said baby selfies are the cutest. Next question,

1247
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 2: is it okay to entertain a baby with your smartphone?

1248
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 2: This one causes a lot of controversy. Fifty two percent

1249
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 2: said absolutely not.

1250
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are probably not parents.

1251
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 7: You're gonna get addicted to it anyway.

1252
00:57:56,360 --> 00:58:01,960
Speaker 2: Just process early finalie, what age is a kid no

1253
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 2: longer a baby? The number one answer was eighteen months nick, Honestly.

1254
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 1: Like they're really only baby babies for like ten months.

1255
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 7: Ah, always be my baby.

1256
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 2: Not everybody agrees, though. Eleven percent said four year olds

1257
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 2: are still babies. Wait a minute, it seems like brook

1258
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 2: might fall into that category.

1259
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 6: Children and other people said forty two year old men

1260
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 6: also still babies.

1261
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 2: Seriously, but on the flip side three percent said four

1262
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 2: months is the cutoff for having a baby.

1263
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: You were a newborn, I would agree with a.

1264
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 2: Newborn four months. Stop whining, go get a job a

1265
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 2: baby anymore?

1266
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 7: Use your word.

1267
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 2: This is the sound of this guy's always going to work.

1268
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 2: And that means Laser Stories is done for the day.

1269
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 2: We're gonna do it again, same time when we come

1270
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 2: back on Friday.

1271
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 1: Yep, that's the one.

1272
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:05,720
Speaker 10: Broke.

1273
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 2: Got yourself back in the wing column yesterday. But today

1274
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 2: things could change because you're gonna be taking on a

1275
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 2: first timer who says quote, I think I could beat her.

1276
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: Oh strong languige.

1277
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 2: Powerful words coming from Melissa from Black Diamond. Welcome Melissa, Hi,

1278
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 2: thank you.

1279
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 6: Have you been hired to give like locker room speeches

1280
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 6: at halftime anywhere?

1281
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 10: Definitely?

1282
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1283
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,160
Speaker 16: I bet I pep talk my girls up all the time.

1284
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: Okay, we are your girls? Are you talking about your boobs?

1285
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 7: Come on you to day's our day?

1286
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 11: You get in that.

1287
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 16: I am am to four little girl.

1288
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 2: Okay, I like to picture it the other ways.

1289
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna talk to my girls outside.

1290
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 7: All right, you're doing a great job today.

1291
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 2: Why don't know she's yelling? They've got something wrong. All right,

1292
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 2: he's headed out of the studio. Melissa, Well that is happening.

1293
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 2: You know how the game's played. You have thirty seconds

1294
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 2: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1295
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 2: know when, you can say pass. But you have to

1296
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 2: be broke out right to win. Are you ready?

1297
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 11: I am?

1298
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 2: All right? Come on, girls, this is your day. Here

1299
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 2: we go. Your time starts now. Today is National Boy

1300
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 2: Scouts Day. Which one of these words is in the

1301
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 2: Scout law? Funny, playful or thrifty.

1302
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 5: Playful?

1303
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 2: How many times has Charlie Sheen been married?

1304
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 10: Oh?

1305
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 17: Two?

1306
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 2: In nineteen fifty four, President Eisenhower added what two words

1307
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 2: to the Pledge of Allegiance? What medical condition makes the

1308
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:45,800
Speaker 2: lens of your eye cloudy and opaque?

1309
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 5: Tata name the.

1310
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 2: Famous rocker whose real name is John Michael Osborne.

1311
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:52,800
Speaker 10: Oh?

1312
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:53,520
Speaker 15: I see him?

1313
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 16: I can see him at the Osbourne All.

1314
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, we'll get that answer in for you. Let's

1315
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 2: bring Brooke back into the studio, and we like to

1316
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:04,800
Speaker 2: ask our newcomers to the show. Melissa, what's an interesting

1317
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 2: fact we should know about you?

1318
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1319
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 16: I've been married to my husband for ten years.

1320
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 8: They've been together for about eighteen.

1321
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 7: Aw, oh cute, you have a cute little family and

1322
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 7: four little girls.

1323
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 5: Yes, Brooke, it's your turn.

1324
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1325
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 2: Are you all pep talk now?

1326
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can't tell you. The left didn't respond

1327
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 1: like I wanted it too, right, Okay.

1328
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 2: Well do your best here. Your time starts now. Today's

1329
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 2: National Boy Scouts Day. Which one of these words is

1330
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:37,440
Speaker 2: in the Scout law? Funny? Playful? Or thrifty thrifty? How

1331
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 2: many times has Charlie Sheen been married?

1332
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:40,600
Speaker 7: Four?

1333
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 2: In nineteen fifty four, President Eisenhower added what two words

1334
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:47,479
Speaker 2: to the Pledge of Allegiance in God?

1335
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 1: Or Yeah?

1336
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 2: What medical condition makes the lens of your eye cloudy

1337
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 2: and opaque?

1338
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 11: Uh?

1339
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 1: Cataracts?

1340
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 2: Name the famous rocker whose real name is John Michael.

1341
01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 1: Osbourne Ozzy Osbourne.

1342
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 2: Ooh okay, we got our answers in. Let's send it

1343
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 2: over to the scoreboard. See how you did with Jose

1344
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 2: Kabara Goya.

1345
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: I know it, I know it, I totally know it.

1346
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 7: I hate to say I was watching that live that's

1347
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 7: spelling Bee.

1348
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 11: Wow?

1349
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:18,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, what a crazy Saturday night spelling Bees.

1350
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 7: I really watch them anyway, Melissa, you got too correct today?

1351
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 16: Correct?

1352
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 1: That's not bad, not bad and Brooke Okay you huh?

1353
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 7: God three?

1354
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 2: Just edge you out there, Melissa, let's go over the

1355
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 2: answers here for everybody. Today's National Boy Scouts Day. The

1356
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 2: word that you'd find in Scout law is thrifty, along

1357
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 2: with trustworthy, loyal, brave, and many others, but not playful

1358
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 2: or funny.

1359
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 1: Oh it's cute when they say thrifty. You guys call

1360
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 1: me cheap when I use thrifty in my life.

1361
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, buy his better presence for the holidays, please.

1362
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 2: How many times has Charlie she been married three times

1363
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 2: to Denise Richards, donn Appeal and Brooke Mueller? Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Ruler.

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Speaker 2: In nineteen fifty four, Resident Eisenhower added the two words

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Speaker 2: to the pledge of allegiance under God, not in God

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Speaker 2: close okay. The medical condition that makes the lens of

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Speaker 2: your eyes cloudy and opaque or cataracts. And John Michael

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Speaker 2: Osbourne is the real name of famous rocker Ozzy Osbourne.

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Speaker 2: So Melissa, tell your husband I love him and we'll

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Speaker 2: be back to put Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 13: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,