WEBVTT - Laying Pipe 0:00:11.039 --> 0:00:16.400 The Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun as apparently 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:19.560 we're going to be paying people four hundred and fifty 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:24.560 thousand dollars to immigrate to the country illegally. We're gonna 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:27.680 we're gonna talk about that disaster from Biden and whether 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:30.560 or not I think it's going to happen. But let's 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:33.600 keep in mind what the big news is today. Yes, 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:35.440 we have a bunch of stuff to talk about with 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:38.360 your asked doctor Jesse questions. People want to know about. 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:42.200 Do I think there's gonna be a world war? People 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:45.959 want tales from what I did. Construction will go over that. 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:50.720 We're giving out career advice today. We're all over the place, 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:53.360 But I do I want to start. I want to 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:56.600 make sure we start right here. There was a big 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:59.800 story yesterday. I want to make sure I try to 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:01.960 give them credit. I think it was the Wall Street 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:04.560 Journal who broke the story. But there was a big 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:11.000 story yesterday about the Biden administration considering giving every family 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:16.600 who was separated at the border in two eighteen, four 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:28.200 hundred and fifty thousand dollars of your money of your money. Now, 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:34.600 as you can imagine, that story kind of caught fire yesterday. 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:39.640 People are enraged about it, absolutely enraged about it. It 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:42.039 is all anyone can talk about. I'm sure, look you're 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.880 hearing this sound of my voice right now, and it's 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:48.360 towards the end of the day. Right You've heard about 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:50.880 this a thousand times. So I'm not going to do 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:53.920 what you've already heard in rage and back and forth 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:56.360 about it. I will say this to try to make 0:01:56.400 --> 0:02:00.800 you feel better about it. I don't think it's going 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:05.120 to happen. This doesn't sound like one of those things 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:10.560 that actually could happen. It is that unreal. The Biden 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:14.440 administration right now now I know their full steam ahead. 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:17.919 And remember, it's not Joe Biden running the country. It's 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:20.760 all the communist nutjobs all around him who don't care 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:23.240 about getting reelected. That's been part of the reason he's 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:27.800 been so terrible. But it's it's not that Joe Biden 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:30.840 is that worried or the people around him are that 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:37.120 worried about the political fallout of Joe Biden's presidency. They are, however, 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:42.119 aware of something going on right now. This Virginia race 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:46.320 has them all scared to death. The Republican has a 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:49.800 good chance of winning in Virginia. Maybe he won't. Maybe 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:51.399 the Democrat will pull it out in the end, maybe 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:54.200 they'll steal it. I don't know. Maybe it'll get really bad. 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:58.919 But that it's even close is a big deal. Not 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:05.360 because Joe Biden cares. Because every middle of the road 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:09.760 or forget about middle of the road, fairly vulnerable Democrat 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:14.000 in Congress. If they're part of the party that hands 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:17.760 out four hundred and fifty thousand dollars to illegal immigrants 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:20.960 when the country can afford a tank of gas or 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:25.639 some coffee beans, they're going to get all wiped out 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:29.400 in the mid terms, and I mean all of them. 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:35.200 You start pressing people too far, you will find backlash 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:39.680 you didn't know existed. And this is remember this is 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:43.000 human nature. People in power have made mistakes like this 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:46.560 time and time and time again throughout history. I've said 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:48.720 this a bunch of times, and I'm gonna say it 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:53.840 again because it's one hundred percent true. When you're part 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:56.280 of the system in America. Remember I call it the 0:03:56.320 --> 0:04:01.600 system the media Democrats have through Republicans, the education system, entertainment, 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:05.280 sports corporations. Everyone believes the same thing now, and it's 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.480 all against what you believe but they all believe the 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:09.440 same thing, and they all reinforce each other, and they 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:11.400 never fight back against each other. And that's why it's 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:14.440 just one big system. When you're part of the system, 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:19.200 let's not kid ourselves. It's nice. I mean, I'm not 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:22.960 gonna do it. You're not gonna do it. But it's nice, 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:26.760 isn't it. It's a nice life. It's well, maybe not nice. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:31.320 It's an easy life. Yeah, I'll run for office, trash 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:35.560 some Republicans, I'll bag on straight people, I'll make fun 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:38.520 of Christians, I'll do I'll do all these things. It's 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:40.880 pretty low ball, pretty low brow. But I'm always going 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:43.279 to have a job. I'll always be able to speak 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:46.200 at this university, be able to be a cable news 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:49.000 a cable news contributor here. I'll be able to do 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:52.440 this here. And life's good. Life's good. It's good, good life. 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:58.560 But there is there's definitely a down downside to being 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:00.560 part of the system. And definitely if you're one of 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:07.240 the system leaders, you don't have an accurate gauge on 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:10.440 the level of anger that exists out there because you 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:13.720 can't possibly have an accurate gauge of it. Let's say 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:17.839 I could use. This will apply to being a cable 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:21.080 news producer or a Democrat politician. Let's stick with the 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.440 cable news producer, the stuff you see on the news. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:28.719 Let's say you're a cable news producer in Washington, DC. 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:31.480 Right now. There's a bunch of them. Tons of media 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:33.640 is produced in DC, New York, Atlanta, you know that 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:35.839 all that. But you're in Washington, DC. You're a cable 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:40.320 news producer. How'd you get there? Well, when you left 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:43.400 your parents home, they probably dropped about one to two 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:46.320 hundred thousand dollars to send you to a communist university 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:49.320 where you majored in journalism. Of course, of course, because 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:52.080 you probably had upper middle class parents and didn't have 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:54.520 to make any money when you graduated college. But that's fine. 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:57.200 They'll support you. And I'm not looking down on anyone here. 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:58.520 I'm just telling you this is the life most of 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:02.960 these people who lived aduate college and you immediately went 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:08.080 into a congressman's office working in communications, or maybe maybe 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:10.880 you got hired right off the bat by CNN or MSNBC. 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:13.640 You're a production assistant, you're a gopher, you're this or that, 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:17.040 and you've worked your way up. But Remember, you just 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:20.360 came from the university system. You now live in Washington, DC. 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:24.520 I lived in DC for a year. You cannot imagine 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:27.159 how democrat it is. Chris, look up the numbers to 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:29.320 make sure I'm read on this. I think it's ninety 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:31.520 two percent Democrat. Do I have that? Is it higher 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:35.800 than that? Chris? Ninety seven? Ninety seven percent Democrat? It 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:38.200 is pretty much the bluest place on the planet, and 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:40.320 having lived there, it's part of the reason I detested 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:46.159 it so much. Everywhere you go. Everywhere you go, there's 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:49.440 Democrat propaganda and Democrat t shirts. Every person you meet, 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:54.719 every waiter, bartender, every every store attendant. Everyone is a Democrat. Everybody. 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:59.240 So you're this cable news producer, right, all your girlfriends, 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:03.720 boyfriend friends, all the people who you work with, everybody, 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:07.920 everyone is a hardcore Democrat. You produced the news every 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:12.280 night for MSNBCCNN, so you're feeding them all the latest 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:16.320 hardcore communist websites. You can find Republicans or Nazis. Only 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:20.200 Joe Biden can save America. All that stuff. You're getting paid, 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:23.840 you're getting promoted. Life's fine. Maybe you'll maybe you'll leave 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:26.880 being a cable news producer and go work communications for 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:28.880 a senator for a while, and then maybe he gets 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:30.600 kicked out of office. You go right back to being 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:32.880 a news producer. Remember, this is how these people live. 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:36.200 This is a real story. Well, all that's nice. Okay, 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.240 you've got a nice life for yourself. That's fine. I'm 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:41.640 sure you drive a Hondai, got a little apartment, probably 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:47.160 nine cats by now. You're fine. Life's fine. But there's 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:49.760 something lurking right behind you, and you can't see it. 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:52.840 And this is lurking behind Biden and Pelosi and the 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:55.880 Democrats and AOC and everyone else. They can't see it 0:07:56.480 --> 0:08:00.840 because it can't possibly see it. There's a gigame, angry 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:05.240 monster right behind you, and you just keep poking him 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:09.400 in the ribs only because you live in a bubble 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:12.520 of New York City or Washington, DC, wherever it may be. 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:17.800 He's invisible to you. He's invisible to you. You have 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:22.960 no idea he's there. That's what's happening right now in America. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:26.000 People in power, and this has happened throughout history. People 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:30.800 in power. They're so used to being in power, and 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:34.080 they haven't had to confront not being in power in ages, 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:38.120 and they don't have any gauge on how mad people 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:43.640 are really getting. So they're just going on about their business, 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:47.800 and they're just gonna keep poking people in the ribs 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:49.840 and poking people in the ribs, and poking people in 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:52.040 the ribs and poking people in the ribs. Because people 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:58.720 in power convince themselves every single time it's gonna last forever. 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:03.600 It's and look, that's human nature. I'm not even looking 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:07.160 down on him for it. People in power, they think 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:10.120 it's going to last forever. Think what it was like 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:13.040 for Czar Nicholas the Second when the Communists finally took 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:16.840 over in Russia and threw him out. His family had 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:20.080 been in power. I think, if memory serves me, for 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:25.959 three hundred years. That's longer than America has been in existence. 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:29.840 That's how long his family had been in power. How 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:34.360 shocked must he have been when they finally ran him 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:38.079 out of the place. People in power get used to it, 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:41.280 and they say to themselves and convince themselves it's never 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:44.040 going to end. And they only hang around people who 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:46.520 are also in power and also think it's never going 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:50.959 to end. And there's just never anybody from the real 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:54.480 world who will grab them and shake them and say 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:59.280 you don't understand. You're pushing and you're pushing too far, 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:03.319 and they're there's a monster right behind you, and he's furious. 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:08.000 He's furious, and you're making him bigger and stronger and 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:11.720 angrier at the same time. But even if there was somebody, 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:13.600 even if there was one person to tell them that, 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:15.800 even if they're listening to this radio segment right now, 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:20.800 they still wouldn't believe it. They would never believe it 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:26.520 because when you've never actually seen the monster, you don't 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:30.160 know he's there until it attacks. That's where they're at 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:34.400 right now, and I think there's a monster growling. All right, 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.400 we got a great show. I've been answer. I'm gonn 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:39.160 answer a question about construction. Next, we got all kinds 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:42.520 of Taiwan China, Joe Biden Talket's gonna be a great show. 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:45.880 But first, let me tell you something I've been telling 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:49.120 you about this deal my pillow has on the Geeza dreamsheets, 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:54.319 the buy one, get one free Geza Dreamsheets. It's free, 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:59.600 limited time, a limited time, and something we are putting 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:01.920 into a bat in my house is because of all 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:05.360 these crazy problems and warnings they're giving out there, We're 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:08.520 taking advantage of every deal we can get right now 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:13.480 ahead of Christmas. Get some Geeza dream sheets for your parents, 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:17.800 for your sister, for your brother, for your office, gifts 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:21.040 gift exchange. There buy one, get one free. If you 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:23.320 go to my pillow dot com and used to promo 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:27.280 code Jesse, the Geeza dreamsheets are buy one, get one free. 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:31.199 I went to community college, but that sounds like half off. 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:35.440 Go to my pillow dot com used to promo code 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:38.080 Jesse get your Geeza dream sheets. Or if you're driving, 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:41.760 call eight hundred eight four five zero five four four 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:52.360 use the code Jesse. We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show, 0:11:56.240 --> 0:12:00.359 The Jesse Kelly's Show. And yes it is a Friday 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:03.679 and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And I'm going to get 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:05.360 to that in a second. I promise, I promise. I'm 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:07.240 not going to leave you hanging on the questions. But 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:10.319 I did want to play this. I just talked about 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:16.680 the anger, the anger out there. I want you to listen. 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:19.480 I want you to listen to this right now. And look, 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:22.440 this applies to This applies to everything going on in 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:26.800 the country. This applies to everything from Andrew Cuomo to 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:30.640 Gavin newsom to Joe Biden, this applies. This is much 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:35.440 bigger than just you listen. Listen to this. This is 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:37.880 going to have an effect, and the people who live 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:42.080 inside of the bubble don't know it. Violent looking, angry, 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:49.120 spewing parents outside of these schools, individuals intent on creating 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:52.720 chaos for the sake of creating chaos. These actions could 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:55.600 be the equivalent to a form of domestic terrorism. This 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:58.520 becomes a security crisis in a sense for the nation. 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:02.440 This may also mobilize even more law enforcement to be 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:05.320 of these meetings. It is dangerous to our children when 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:08.440 the parents themselves are the school bullies. I think one 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:11.199 of the worst things is the actions at the board meetings, 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:17.160 you know, the calling of names, you know, you know, tyrant, Marxist, communist. 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:21.160 We've never seen anything like we're seeing at these school boards. Now, 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:24.360 what on earth has happened in this country. Sometimes they're 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:28.600 not even talking, they are yelling and creating chaos things 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:30.600 that becomes us scary at these meetings. I don't think 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:33.040 parents should be telling schools what they should teach. New 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:37.360 laws maybe necessary. There's always the possibility that people will 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:41.040 face Yeah, you get the idea, you get the idea 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:45.400 that creates a level of anger and resentment out there 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:51.760 that people will they're going to remember it, and they're 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:55.600 creating new batches of angry people. And that's the one 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:58.560 thing you want to avoid if you're remember we're in 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:01.080 a battle right now. We are enemies. I don't do 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:03.559 this ridiculous. So, wow, they're not my enemy, of course, 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:05.880 of course, the communists are my enemy. We are in 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:10.600 a battle right now as we speak. We have places 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:15.280 I guarantee you, guarantee you New York City in the 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:18.880 very least is going to require children to get a 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:24.600 vaccine for a disease that poses no risk for them, 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:26.880 or those children are not going to be able to 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:30.120 participate in life in New York City. Wrap your mind 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:32.640 around how crazy that is. And we have the FDA 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:35.880 people themselves saying, well, we don't know how safe it is. 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:39.480 Well we'll find out if kiddos start dying. But we're 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:42.440 never going to learn about how vaccinis um less we 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.040 start giving it. Yeah, that's just the way it goes. 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:51.360 That's creating not only a new level of anger, that's 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:55.800 creating a new batch of angry people out there, a 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:59.520 brand new batch of angry people. All right, that's enough 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:00.880 that Chris. By the way, I don't know whether you 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:03.240 Chris got up that came up with this question. Chris 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:05.400 just asked me if I cried when I when I 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:11.840 got to basic training. I'll just explain this. I was 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:15.080 obsessed with the military before I joined the Marine Corps, 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:18.080 and obsessed may have been strong, but I mean the movies, 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:20.520 the books. I couldn't read enough about it. And I 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:23.560 had read a million Marine Corps books, not just fiction ones, 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:26.680 non fiction ones about basic training and all these other things. 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:30.160 That was one. Two. I had a very very very 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:35.080 hard father, A very hard father. Not a bad dad, 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:37.200 by the way, not at all. But my old man's 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:40.040 my old man's of construction, dude, My old man is 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:44.480 not exactly a soft and cuddly individual. That helped a 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:48.600 great deal to prepare me for boot camp. The end 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:50.920 of boot camp. The end of boot camp was I'll 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:52.840 tell you about the beginning of it. I'm not getting distracted. 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:54.320 But at the end of Marine Corps boot camp, I 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:55.880 don't know if they do it anymore. They do what's 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:58.480 called the crucible, and it's like some four or five 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:01.400 day things, pretty brutal. You gotta hump all over the 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:04.160 place and do all these different exercises and do all 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:07.000 these different It's very, very brutal. They stopped it for 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:10.040 a while because guys were breaking legs and arms. Mean, 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:13.600 it's it's pretty brutal. I kept a picture of my 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:17.280 dad inside of my cover, my cap, my hat. I 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:19.840 kept a picture of my dad inside of there, just 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:22.360 so I would look at it anytime I felt like quitting, 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:25.280 because that's that's my dad, right. I wanted to picture 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:28.080 the look on my dad's face if I said I quit, Dad, 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:30.280 I couldn't do it. That's all I needed to get through. 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:32.720 I would die first. So that's that's my dad. So 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:35.920 people asked if I cried on day one a basicle. 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:40.440 Here's how day one of basic goes. You leave your parents, 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:43.120 you leave mommy and Daddy, you go on up too. 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:44.920 This is how it worked for me. I believe this 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:48.240 was out of Butte Montana. You go up to Butte Montana, 0:16:48.280 --> 0:16:50.960 which was about an hour from my hometown, and they 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:53.960 put you up in a hotel for the night, and 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:56.720 you just crashed in some dumpy little hotel and then 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:59.800 the next day they pay for this. If I remember right, Yeah, 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:01.960 they for this. You go to the airport and you 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:05.600 get on a plane and you fly down to San Diego. 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:07.440 That's where I would that's where I did boot camp 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:10.440 with San Diego. We fly in over San Diego. Well, 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:13.280 if you fly in over San Diego, see everybody in 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:15.840 San Diego right now, which we are. Obviously, there's a 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:17.880 bunch of listeners in San Diego. Everyone's not in their head. 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:20.520 When you fly in over San Diego, you can actually 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:25.000 look down on Marine Corps boot camp. Believe remind me 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:27.119 to say something about that in just a second, Chris 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:29.399 about the planes. Remind me to say something about the planes. 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:30.959 But when you when you find you can look down 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:34.000 at Marine Corps boot camp, and I'll tell you it's 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:36.160 not like I didn't know what I was doing. But 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:38.960 that was the moment it got pretty real. You're looking 0:17:39.000 --> 0:17:43.240 down at Marine Corps boot camp and it's just like wa, wow, okay, man, 0:17:43.280 --> 0:17:46.720 I'm here, I'm here. Then you go there's someone, there's 0:17:46.720 --> 0:17:49.879 a marine who meets you at the airport. Eventually they 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:52.879 gather all of you on a bus and you take 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:57.439 off on the bus down to MCRD, the Recruiting Training 0:17:57.520 --> 0:18:01.680 the recruit training area of San Diego and you pull up, 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:04.840 and we pulled up at night. Man, I think it 0:18:04.880 --> 0:18:06.400 was at night. I'm pretty sure it was at night. 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:08.639 You pull up. Yeah, oh yeah, it wasn't night, actually, 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:11.479 I definitely remember. Now, you pull up at night, so 0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:16.600 you're getting a little sleepy and it's pretty quiet, and 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:19.000 you look outside of the bus and there's these little 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:23.639 yellow footprints on the ground. They're information, they're information. The 0:18:23.640 --> 0:18:27.919 footprints are in like a platoon formation. And then eventually 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:31.040 it's just like you see in the movies, some very 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:36.320 very frightening looking drill instructors storm out of the bus 0:18:36.880 --> 0:18:40.040 and start screaming at you to get off and get 0:18:40.080 --> 0:18:43.480 off now, and get off fast, and get out and 0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:46.439 stand on the yellow footprints and shut your mouth and 0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:50.199 don't talk and all these other things. Now, I'm not 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:53.040 gonna sit here and blow smoke and act like I 0:18:53.080 --> 0:18:55.800 was some great marine. I redefined average. Okay, it was 0:18:55.840 --> 0:18:58.520 a four year marine. I redefined average. It wasn't bad, 0:18:58.600 --> 0:19:02.720 wasn't good average marine. But I did okay with the 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:05.359 mental stuff. I'm sure that's because of my parents. But 0:19:05.560 --> 0:19:11.560 there were guys, especially especially in the first week or two, 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:17.320 they did not do that well. I'll explain in a 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:31.560 second hand. Yes, the Jesse Kellny Show on a Friday, 0:19:31.600 --> 0:19:34.600 and asked doctor Jesse Friday, before I continue with this, 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:36.680 I can't believe you've got me to tell some random, 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:39.359 boring boot camp story, Chris, Before I continue with that, 0:19:40.000 --> 0:19:41.560 you know what I need? You know what I need. 0:19:42.040 --> 0:19:45.119 I need Tom Cotton making, Merrick Garlic cry. Will you 0:19:45.160 --> 0:19:48.240 please Mary Garland cry? Please play this? Please? This is shameful. 0:19:48.560 --> 0:19:52.040 That's here, this testimony, your directive, your performance is shameful. 0:19:52.440 --> 0:19:54.960 That's not Thank god you're not on the Spring Court. 0:19:55.400 --> 0:20:01.240 You should resign in disgrace. Judge. Oh glorious. All right, 0:20:01.280 --> 0:20:03.119 all right, I'll get back to this in a second. 0:20:03.119 --> 0:20:07.520 Here now, the question Chris asked me, did I cry 0:20:07.520 --> 0:20:10.080 in boot camp? I didn't. But one thing I will 0:20:10.080 --> 0:20:13.159 tell you. The worst part I can remember for the 0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:17.120 first forty eight to seventy two hours was how tired 0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:19.640 I was. I don't know whether they still do this, 0:20:20.000 --> 0:20:22.640 but you don't. Actually you're not in a bootcamp platoon 0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:26.720 yet when you first get there, they're churning you through 0:20:27.359 --> 0:20:31.760 all your administrative stuff. So all you're doing is paperwork, 0:20:31.800 --> 0:20:34.240 and you're getting your hair cut and you're allow me 0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:37.560 to clarify something here. They find a way, because it's 0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:40.960 not the cup scouts to make all of that as 0:20:41.359 --> 0:20:45.359 miserable as humanly possible. When I say you're doing paperwork, 0:20:45.760 --> 0:20:47.919 I don't mean you go in and sit down at 0:20:47.920 --> 0:20:51.000 a desk and the lighting is bad in here? Can 0:20:51.080 --> 0:20:52.919 somebody turn it up? No? No, no, no, no, no no 0:20:52.920 --> 0:20:56.760 no no. You will sit down on the concrete floor. 0:20:57.359 --> 0:20:59.440 You will sit there. Make you sit a certain way. 0:20:59.480 --> 0:21:02.280 Indians was what we called it. And you were sitting 0:21:02.320 --> 0:21:06.480 in Indian style, Well, that eventually hurts your butt. You're 0:21:06.480 --> 0:21:08.600 still not allowed to move. That's how you have to sit. 0:21:09.480 --> 0:21:12.240 Have you ever filled out paperwork sitting Indian style? Trying 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:14.520 to hunch over a bunch of paperwork in your lap before. 0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:18.280 It's not fun. Even the haircut part of it. I'll 0:21:18.280 --> 0:21:21.000 tell you now. I'm just this is an honest moments 0:21:21.000 --> 0:21:26.119 just doing me talking here. The haircut part was one 0:21:26.160 --> 0:21:28.840 of the worst parts. And I've very rarely been that 0:21:28.960 --> 0:21:32.240 murderously angry in my life. When they send you into 0:21:32.240 --> 0:21:35.680 the haircut part, it's a bunch of civilians cutting your hair. 0:21:35.920 --> 0:21:39.800 I think they shoot what were they Albanians or something 0:21:39.800 --> 0:21:42.720 like that some Albanian dudes, they weren't. They all spoke 0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:44.439 with this heavy accent, so I don't know where they 0:21:44.480 --> 0:21:46.439 got these guys. And then maybe it's changed now, but 0:21:46.600 --> 0:21:49.240 it doesn't matter. A bunch of middle aged barbers. Essentially, 0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:52.359 everyone gets a haircut, everyone gets buzzed, just like you 0:21:52.400 --> 0:21:57.280 see in the movies, only they're trying to hurt you. 0:21:58.600 --> 0:22:02.080 And I mean trying to hurt you, Nan, Yeah, just 0:22:02.280 --> 0:22:04.880 digging the buzzers into your head. A bunch of guys, 0:22:04.920 --> 0:22:07.840 their head would bleed. They're trying. They're trying to hurt you. 0:22:08.359 --> 0:22:10.640 And I don't know why this got to me so bad, 0:22:10.760 --> 0:22:13.080 but maybe it was just the pain. Maybe it was 0:22:13.119 --> 0:22:16.560 the fact they were civilians doing this. But I remember this. 0:22:16.800 --> 0:22:19.720 I was so tired and half delirious, and I remember 0:22:19.800 --> 0:22:22.080 looking at them and trying to memorize their faces because 0:22:22.080 --> 0:22:23.600 I was gonna come back and hurt them when I 0:22:23.600 --> 0:22:25.920 got done with boot camp. That's I was seriously that bad. 0:22:26.040 --> 0:22:27.640 I was that mad. I was like, I'm gonna come 0:22:27.680 --> 0:22:29.720 get you, Pow, I'm gonna get you. Think this is funny, 0:22:29.880 --> 0:22:31.639 I'm gonna come get you like That's where I was. 0:22:31.760 --> 0:22:33.480 And no, I didn't all right, and I'm sure they're 0:22:33.480 --> 0:22:35.720 told to do that. It's not their fault, but that's 0:22:35.720 --> 0:22:38.760 what it's like. So and it doesn't matter. By the way, 0:22:38.800 --> 0:22:41.480 if you have your haircut beforehand, a lot of guys 0:22:41.520 --> 0:22:44.159 try to get cute and get their hair buzz beforehand. 0:22:44.359 --> 0:22:46.680 They'll sit you down and buzz your bald head anyway, 0:22:46.680 --> 0:22:49.159 just to hurt you. There is no escape, there's no 0:22:49.320 --> 0:22:53.160 escape from it. And you do you do get one 0:22:53.200 --> 0:22:55.639 phone call. They're a lot now maybe this is different 0:22:55.640 --> 0:22:58.120 now in the cell phone era, but they'll they'll take 0:22:58.160 --> 0:23:00.440 you over to this phone and you're out. I think 0:23:00.440 --> 0:23:02.679 it's like a ten second phone call and they're screaming 0:23:02.680 --> 0:23:04.720 at you. Where you could call your mom or something 0:23:04.760 --> 0:23:06.920 and say Mom, I'm here, I'm safe and I'm alive, 0:23:07.240 --> 0:23:08.840 and then you hang up and you don't talk to 0:23:08.920 --> 0:23:11.160 him again. For the rest of the time. You don't 0:23:11.200 --> 0:23:15.359 talk to him again. And again. Maybe these rules have changed. 0:23:15.480 --> 0:23:17.160 When I say he don't talk to him again. It 0:23:17.240 --> 0:23:19.200 was just letters when I was there. You can get letters, 0:23:19.280 --> 0:23:22.440 you can send letters and bootcamps three months. One guy. 0:23:22.960 --> 0:23:24.600