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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret on the new heads of one

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Speaker 1: oh six by one. Alex already knows this, But English seven,

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Speaker 1: have I ever told you what I want to happen

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Speaker 1: to me when I die? No? You have known, Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's noted. I've said this a lot, and I want

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Speaker 1: people to know this. I want to be cremated, okay,

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Speaker 1: and I want to have my ashes put inside a

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Speaker 1: mister potato head. Right and Alex if you didn't know,

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Speaker 1: Alex and I are married, and I want them to

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Speaker 1: remain with Alex for the rest of her life, so

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Speaker 1: that every single day she can change my expression, so

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Speaker 1: that I can be dead and I can still have

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Speaker 1: bad days in good days, sometimes I can grow a mustache,

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Speaker 1: sometimes I can have a hat on. I still want

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Speaker 1: to live in life after life, and then when Alex dies,

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Speaker 1: she could be missus potato Head. Yes, yeah, and the

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Speaker 1: expression I'll do it the kids, what if you die

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Speaker 1: before us? English seven, Well, that's sad. I didn't think

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Speaker 1: about that. The reason I bring it up is because

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Speaker 1: everybody the texts in a Formula six one that wants

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Speaker 1: to tell a dirty little secret, they always get an

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Speaker 1: anonymous nickname. Yes, and I'm honored right now, boy, to

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Speaker 1: have mister potato head on the front. Mister potato head,

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Speaker 1: what's up, Hey, how's it going? Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking looking from my lips and my nose right now.

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Speaker 1: I can't well. M mister potato head, what is your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? It's gonna be so relieving to say

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Speaker 1: this out loud. I have been sleeping in my office

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Speaker 1: building since COVID hit. You know, no one's been in there,

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Speaker 1: so it's got I've got a kitchen in there, you know,

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Speaker 1: a bathroom, a gym. Uh, it's really nice couches. When

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Speaker 1: you said sleeping in your office building, do you mean

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Speaker 1: living in your office building? Yeah, I mean you could

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Speaker 1: say that. I wouldn't say that for legal reasons. I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna say what office building it is. I've saved

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Speaker 1: a lot of money, and the way you moved out

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Speaker 1: of here, just you moved out of wherever you were

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Speaker 1: living before my lease was up, so I thought I

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Speaker 1: was take advantage of it. Oh my god. So nobody's

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Speaker 1: in the office at all. You don't see anybody. So

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Speaker 1: on Thursday afternoon the cleaning people come through. But yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen anybody. So what are you gonna do

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Speaker 1: when people like go back to work? Yeah, I am

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Speaker 1: going to wake up early. I haven't. I haven't figured

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Speaker 1: it out quite yet. I was like, maybe you guys

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Speaker 1: stop them figure this out. I'm looking. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I've never thought about living in my office building. Will

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Speaker 1: you go sign it? You know, find an apartment at least? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean I could, but I'm saving so much money

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Speaker 1: and I have everything I need, So why move out?

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Speaker 1: And you scared? You know one of your co workers,

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Speaker 1: he's going to walk in one day and see you

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Speaker 1: just lounging out apartment. Yeah, that fear is there, yes,

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Speaker 1: but I think I'm gonna keep doing it. My life

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Speaker 1: has turned around. They have a gym here, I'm in

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Speaker 1: the best ship I've ever been money. It's probably gonna

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Speaker 1: work out well for you, if you really think about it.

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Speaker 1: The only is I can't have people over. I'm gonna say,

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Speaker 1: what if you start dating, I'm gonna bring your date home.

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Speaker 1: I mean, and if I start day someone, I'm just

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Speaker 1: going to try to go to their place all the time.

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Speaker 1: Or I'm gonna say, there's my plumbings being done and

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Speaker 1: we'll stay at a hotel until forever. I can move

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Speaker 1: into the holiday in any dime. Yeah, or are you

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Speaker 1: just moving with them right away? Yeah? I mean I

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Speaker 1: don't even know. I haven't told anybody, so it just

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Speaker 1: feels great to tell you. Well, yeah, it's I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's amazing. Yeah, you're living in your office building. I

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Speaker 1: actually do think it's going to work out well though,

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Speaker 1: because once people start coming back to work, your bosses

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Speaker 1: are gonna be like, this guy is always here, first

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Speaker 1: thing in the morning, last one to leave, ye, mister potato.

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Speaker 1: It's getting a race. Exactly what's your dirty little secret? Text?

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Speaker 1: Hble to four one six one the new Hits one

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Speaker 1: oh six f