Speaker 1: I'm like trying to, yeah, get the latest on what's
Speaker 1: going on. Who was cut at the Dallas Cowboys? Hey, babe,
Speaker 1: do you like this desk? I don't give a fuck about
Speaker 1: this desk. Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a
Speaker 1: production of iHeartRadio. Okay five, six, seven, eight and one
Speaker 1: into and three and four. So Tired has been one
Speaker 1: in two and three and four weeks since. I feel
Speaker 1: like we have done a accurate, accurate because it is
Speaker 1: that time where we're winding down our off season, so
Speaker 1: we are getting in all the things we need to
Speaker 1: get in. I've had to change the podcast time nineteen different,
Speaker 1: which is why we're never going to get one hundred
Speaker 1: million dollars on. If anyone's looking to plus the Kelsey
Speaker 1: deal or the We're here Alex Cooper deal, We're here,
Speaker 1: we're waiting. We're willing take it to the streets. Everybody
Speaker 1: that's a calm down fast No, I'm kidding. Congratulations to
Speaker 1: anyone who makes that kind of money doing a podcast.
Speaker 1: I mean, my god, ladies and gentlemen, but we will
Speaker 1: calm down too. Bad that Kelsey's are such bad guys.
Speaker 1: It's like you can't it's like what we said one
Speaker 1: time when we went to Stray's, you know, and like
Speaker 1: how gorgeous his house is, and like you can't see
Speaker 1: anything like good for you, like Stray like works is
Speaker 1: out exactly when people like the same. Yeah, and the
Speaker 1: Kelsey's like it's it's a fucking funny show. Like good
Speaker 1: for them. They do it where you know, wherever they are.
Speaker 1: But I, you know what, I think we're fucking funny,
Speaker 1: and I think good for us too, I said Travis
Speaker 1: the text, I said, remember that time that right before
Speaker 1: they were going to start their podcast, and do I
Speaker 1: have fireworks going off in the suture doo? That's weird? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what was that? I think it's just like weird. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Anyways, you texted, Travis, Wait what was that?
Speaker 1: Because I clapped, it's like I think, because I yelled, yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: that's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, I look, which I'm already having
Speaker 1: to do this podcast because of course, you know, on
Speaker 1: my computer on my phone, and I'm seeing fireworks go
Speaker 1: off in the background. What's happening. Oh, it's only on
Speaker 1: the iPhone, Ryan said, My god, No, I just said,
Speaker 1: I just exim it before we got on our podcast,
Speaker 1: and I said, remember the time you said to me, Hey,
Speaker 1: I need some tips. Jason and I are going to
Speaker 1: start a podcast. I think you're you don't need any tips.
Speaker 1: You're doing just fine, my friend. I need you so
Speaker 1: many tips for you. I need to get my tips done.
Speaker 1: How about Joe Burrow in our preseason game for Amazon,
Speaker 1: just Andrew and I went and did it because you
Speaker 1: don't bring the full crew as you know, whatever, like
Speaker 1: we did when we were in San Francisco and Joe
Speaker 1: was on headsets with Al and Kirk and they were
Speaker 1: talking about his hair and he said, yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna let it grow out and then I'll have some
Speaker 1: frosted tips. I was like, good for you, Joe, Joe
Speaker 1: looks great, great, you do you exactly? And how about
Speaker 1: him the first year that he's had a full camp
Speaker 1: and been healthy because came into the league had COVID,
Speaker 1: then he had me, then he had appendix removed, then
Speaker 1: he had calf. Like, I'm excited to see what he
Speaker 1: does at full strength. That whole division is wow. The
Speaker 1: fact that Cincinnati was the last in that division last
Speaker 1: year and they were still over five hundred. Everyone in
Speaker 1: that division was over five hundred, and Cincinnati was last.
Speaker 1: That's how good they are between the braves. It's a
Speaker 1: bumber for us because we don't ever get guys. It's
Speaker 1: really really hard for us. I know I can give you,
Speaker 1: I can tell you who everybody's relatives are on the
Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys and the San Francisco forty nine ers, but
Speaker 1: it's just a shame we never get to see your guys.
Speaker 1: So I've only met Joe Burrow once in my life.
Speaker 1: Those of you that are not familiar with the way
Speaker 1: that the schedule plays out. So CBS gets the Lion's
Speaker 1: share of the AFC games and Fox gets the Lion's
Speaker 1: share of the NFC games. Go Lions. That's another division.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited to see how it shakes. And Caleb Williams,
Speaker 1: I'm buy. I used to be able to sit down
Speaker 1: with him, but then scheduling wise, it didn't work out.
Speaker 1: So I'm looking forward to seeing how his interview goes
Speaker 1: with Christina Pink. You're okay, So let's reset real quick.
Speaker 1: We're already obviously thinking football because it is, oh, this
Speaker 1: is we don't have one hundred million dollars, yell, Jason
Speaker 1: and Travis stay on schedule less than Yeah, right, those
Speaker 1: two do not stay on schedule. They could care less.
Speaker 1: Let's see two less than two weeks away from the
Speaker 1: start of I saw, my god, college football is already
Speaker 1: happening in Ireland. So saying back, you and I were
Speaker 1: in San Francisco together doing a pre season for Fox there,
Speaker 1: which was so great. We haven't even got a chance
Speaker 1: to talk about that on this podcast because we had
Speaker 1: Kevin for the last two weeks with our interview with him,
Speaker 1: which again, thanks keV. Was so good for coming on
Speaker 1: and doing that, because Lord knows you have enough going
Speaker 1: on between to start a football and baseball. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so we were in San Francisco, which has never happened
Speaker 1: that you and I got to work again at the
Speaker 1: same time. Now, I know it was a little bit
Speaker 1: different because just it was a preseason game, but it
Speaker 1: was so fun and we were saying at dinner the
Speaker 1: night before, imagine if we got to go on the
Speaker 1: road every week together, it would be a blessing and
Speaker 1: a curse. Because you and I got to go to
Speaker 1: a plate class the day of the game because we
Speaker 1: didn't have to be at the field till whatever five o'clock.
Speaker 1: And it was just fun to be able to do
Speaker 1: that with you, because I never I won't be able
Speaker 1: to do that again for the rest of the season. No,
Speaker 1: And then I was in and out of the locker room,
Speaker 1: the green room to see you guys and Pete. It
Speaker 1: around you and Julian and Julian is such a time.
Speaker 1: Love being around that kid. So yeah, we had a
Speaker 1: great time. Wait, we have a rundown we have to
Speaker 1: talk about here. This is what's coming up on the
Speaker 1: big show. We're going to talk about Jared on Pinterest,
Speaker 1: which is all frightening. I'm going to give a Macaroni
Speaker 1: stole update. We are getting ready for the NFL season.
Speaker 1: Being back on the road. You just talked a little
Speaker 1: bit about San Francisco. I want to hear about Cincinnati
Speaker 1: because the reason why I couldn't hear about Cincinnati is
Speaker 1: I was in Italy for three short days. You travel same,
Speaker 1: I've been on a wedding tour. Congratulations to the Richardson's
Speaker 1: Brad and Jessica, and congratulations to the Purcells Teddy and
Speaker 1: Alex and baby Theo. Yeah, my husband is his both
Speaker 1: his old roommates Brad and Teddy got married, not to
Speaker 1: each other, although they love each other enough too, but
Speaker 1: to their respected wives. Sure do so much so that
Speaker 1: Jared's like, We're going to go to Italy for three days.
Speaker 1: Lake Como was amazing. I'm so jealousy. This is a
Speaker 1: place I've always wanted to go. Okay, start from the beginning,
Speaker 1: George Jamal, I mean, what's happening? Why does everyone love
Speaker 1: it so much? What is it about it? It's gorgeous,
Speaker 1: it's so peaceful, it's beautiful. Our hotel, I'll say it,
Speaker 1: the Mandarin it was unbelievable. They hooked us up with
Speaker 1: this gorgeous balcony. The first morning that we were there,
Speaker 1: Jared slept in obviously because he was dealing with what
Speaker 1: is it not? Time change the whole thing? Ye, and
Speaker 1: I was like, f this, we have the most insane
Speaker 1: freaking view. I grabbed the yoga mat, I did a
Speaker 1: little whatever, I played Spotify lake Como Music freaking ordered.
Speaker 1: Room service was dead the rest of the day. But
Speaker 1: it is gorgeous. The one thing the the con of
Speaker 1: the wedding was this, we did not have time to
Speaker 1: get off property and eat. We literally got there ate
Speaker 1: at the hotel the night before. It was beautiful, but
Speaker 1: I would have loved a local flavored dinner flavor, iye.
Speaker 1: But we had such a good time and it is
Speaker 1: it's just beautiful. We took a boat ride and we
Speaker 1: went to where Teddy and Alex were staying for a
Speaker 1: drink and that was gorgeous. But just seeing all the
Speaker 1: homes and the landscaping and the architecture, Richard Branson's house
Speaker 1: is the most gorgeous house I've ever seen out on
Speaker 1: Lake Como. It was just so lovely and fun and
Speaker 1: I missed you guys a lot, and We've got to
Speaker 1: go do it because it is a It is fucking gorgeous.
Speaker 1: It is gorgeous. A lot of rules in Lake Como, though,
Speaker 1: a lot of rules. Oh interest, yep, Okay, where do
Speaker 1: you fly into? Is that? I feel like? Is that
Speaker 1: hard to get to? Yes, it's hard. It's almost like
Speaker 1: doing a college football game, but not really. It's two
Speaker 1: flights in a drive. We did La to London, London
Speaker 1: to Milan, and then you drive like forty five minutes
Speaker 1: to an hour to Lake Como. Amazing. My only issue
Speaker 1: was this, and this is my issue when I travel.
Speaker 1: We were surrounded by the rudest people in our area
Speaker 1: of where it was probably a nine hour flight to London. Okay,
Speaker 1: the flight attendants were so sweet. We felt so bad
Speaker 1: for them. I kept Hannah on British Airways adorable. She
Speaker 1: was like, oh my gosh, let me because we just
Speaker 1: were around loud and rude people that wouldn't sit down.
Speaker 1: They had four people in a pod. They wouldn't like
Speaker 1: get out of the way for the flight attendants to
Speaker 1: go through. I felt so bad for the guy who
Speaker 1: was cleaning baby's vomit and trying to get past grandma
Speaker 1: and grandpa that were chilling out in the pod. Just
Speaker 1: sit down and listen to the flight attendants. I always
Speaker 1: bitch about that, but just sit down? Why why Maybe
Speaker 1: it's us just because we are so pro flight attends,
Speaker 1: which obviously is not hard to be. But why is
Speaker 1: it so difficult for people to just act like I
Speaker 1: don't want to say normal, but just like law abiding,
Speaker 1: like just follow the rules, Like why you are the
Speaker 1: rogue every time? Like ah, I don't know, I just
Speaker 1: I feel like it's you and I beat that drum
Speaker 1: of like sit down, listen, keep your feet off the chairs.
Speaker 1: In front of you, like, oh my god, there was
Speaker 1: something I sent you guys. I sent you guys when
Speaker 1: I landed in Milan to tell you guys. Okay, why
Speaker 1: are you saying it like that? Because I just felt
Speaker 1: like so silly, being like, oh, we land in Milan.
Speaker 1: So we we fly LA to London, London to Milan.
Speaker 1: It's a quick flight. Jarrett is in the aisle, this
Speaker 1: other woman is across the aisle and she. He is
Speaker 1: looking at some stuff on his phone and this woman
Speaker 1: says to him, are you renovating your house? Crazy? Good?
Speaker 1: Stop it? What are you doing? Insane? Yeah? Why are
Speaker 1: you looking over there? And he's like, yeah, huh great.
Speaker 1: Then we land and we go to dinner at Lake
Speaker 1: Como and we're having this lovely dinner outside. We're so
Speaker 1: friggin hungry. We're just like and we're at this little table,
Speaker 1: gorgeous table, just the two of us, and this couple
Speaker 1: is next to us. And I get it. If you're
Speaker 1: on vacation with your significant others, sometimes you like want
Speaker 1: somebody else to talk to. But at that moment, we
Speaker 1: actually liked each other and we wanted to talk to
Speaker 1: each other, and things were great. I'm not looking to
Speaker 1: have convos with somebody over there. This guy Jarrett says
Speaker 1: something about, like I wonder where the town of Bellaggio,
Speaker 1: how far it is from here? This guy sitting next
Speaker 1: to us turns around and goes, well, it's actually only
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes by car. We were like, what in the
Speaker 1: fuck is going on that people are in our shit
Speaker 1: right now? It was crazy. Here's what I think we
Speaker 1: need to do. Crazy. I don't have one on my phone,
Speaker 1: And there has been plenty of times, and we talked
Speaker 1: about on this podcast where I have seen people texting
Speaker 1: and sending inappropriate pictures. So we need privacy screens, no,
Speaker 1: because like you know that one time I saw like
Speaker 1: the old we do the older people like in the
Speaker 1: in the words were like three per screen because they
Speaker 1: were so large and they were like saying wild things
Speaker 1: to each other, which I was like, good for you,
Speaker 1: but like maybe you might want to get out. We
Speaker 1: need privacy screens on our phone and on the iPad
Speaker 1: or whatever you do it, because it is way too
Speaker 1: easy when you're in two A or thirty four A
Speaker 1: to have thirty five B peering in there. Oh you know,
Speaker 1: we got to protect so great and by the way
Speaker 1: the things that are said on text messages with anyone
Speaker 1: appropriate not appropriate, want to be kept between the two people.
Speaker 1: Let's just lock it up. I'm going to send I'm
Speaker 1: buying those off Amazon right when we get off his
Speaker 1: iPad or iPad podcasts together. Poor Jared, he was just pinteresting,
Speaker 1: which he's been like overrunning your email with all his pinteresting.
Speaker 1: We're doing some projects right now. He's really into it,
Speaker 1: hence what the lady was looking at and my man,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna let you talk really quick because I
Speaker 1: know this is your world with Pinterest. I'm so grateful
Speaker 1: he's so interested. I'm so grateful. But it's like, as
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get like how he's vet stuff done
Speaker 1: and Mac at my gym and you know, my Dak
Speaker 1: Prescott interview, I'm trying to get shit all lined up,
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, babe, let me let me know when
Speaker 1: you have a minute to look at the doors that
Speaker 1: I pinterested. And then I'm like, okay, so I need
Speaker 1: to get my hair done for the Dak interview. Hey babe,
Speaker 1: good news, I finally put all the comments down on
Speaker 1: my Pinterest page. Good news. Good news for cd LAMB
Speaker 1: good my man, He's crazy. I'm obsessed with Derek because
Speaker 1: Jarrett loves interior design like I love interior design. So
Speaker 1: we obviously we drink pictures back and forth all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm like, do you like this? Do you like this?
Speaker 1: And we're on group chats about the whole thing. But
Speaker 1: then Jarrett and I are more interested in that than
Speaker 1: you and Steve, Like Steve's always like I don't really
Speaker 1: care about it. You're like, just let me show up
Speaker 1: in the house. You know is finish whatever I haven't done.
Speaker 1: The candle turnkey, like the candle candle in the wind.
Speaker 1: So Jared and I have that in common. So we
Speaker 1: were talking all together on speakerphone, I don't know a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago and Jarrett mentions the Pinterest page
Speaker 1: thing and I was like, I want to be on
Speaker 1: your Pinterest. I want to participate. So he adds me
Speaker 1: so in my inbox. Every time he had something new
Speaker 1: to it, I get an email about it. But it
Speaker 1: makes me feel so connected to what you guys are
Speaker 1: doing because I'm like, ooh, look at these I like that.
Speaker 1: So I'll take I'll take the doors and all the
Speaker 1: other things off your hands, and you know, just focus
Speaker 1: on your interview. I'm like trying to yeah, the latest
Speaker 1: on what's going on. Who was cut at the Dallas Cowboys? Hey, babe,
Speaker 1: do you like this desk? I don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: about this desk. What we can't afford that we're not
Speaker 1: Ceedee Lamb or New Heights podcast. I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 1: could just see it. This is like I got in
Speaker 1: trouble this morning. I'm just gonna say it. I don't care,
Speaker 1: See it was care if I talked about this stuff.
Speaker 1: So I met the ranch because I got only one
Speaker 1: more good like week of being here before I had
Speaker 1: to go back. And I haven't been here since Pilot
Speaker 1: passed away. Which I go down and Pilot's buried right
Speaker 1: by the pond, and I'm not gonna cry about it
Speaker 1: because I'm being good and I've already shed so many
Speaker 1: tears over that sweet little angel. But he's buried down there,
Speaker 1: and so I go and have my coffee with him
Speaker 1: in the morning, and I talked from anyways. So I'm
Speaker 1: here for the week, and my dad is here because
Speaker 1: my dad, Scott Thompson, loves the project. Now Scott Thompson
Speaker 1: is really only interested in coming to visit me for
Speaker 1: longer than a day or two if he has a project,
Speaker 1: because I know my dad loves me. My dad loves
Speaker 1: me so much, but it's like project. Yeah. But after
Speaker 1: a while he's like, okay, we're all caught up. It's
Speaker 1: two days. Now, what do we do? So I go down.
Speaker 1: I need you to help me build this a question
Speaker 1: in centive thing that I want to do. He's like,
Speaker 1: you got. He goes, how long you think it's going
Speaker 1: to take? I go ooh, a good week? He goes,
Speaker 1: I'm in so him and state poor Steve, Steve wants
Speaker 1: nothing to do with this. But of course Steve can't
Speaker 1: be the boyfriend that's inside like while the dad's working.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, he's got to be out there. And
Speaker 1: Steve keeps giving me looks like Jesus Christ, because my
Speaker 1: dad is sixty eight years old and this guy acts
Speaker 1: like he is thirty eight. He is like up at
Speaker 1: six am, he's not done Jill six at pm. He
Speaker 1: is just like he's doing whip like he's just like
Speaker 1: doing things that even my mom's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you have to make sure that your dad's stam is
Speaker 1: going to have a heart attack at there, I go, well,
Speaker 1: first of all, let's not say that she goes. Well,
Speaker 1: it's one hundred degrees. And if he doesn't sit down,
Speaker 1: he doesn't take breaks anyways, So all of this is happening.
Speaker 1: And I say this to bring up the fact that
Speaker 1: all was I saying when Jared sent to you like
Speaker 1: this desk, and I said, we got a born desk?
Speaker 1: What seedy lamb, which I'm try but you won't let me.
Speaker 1: This is me at the ranch, and things are exorbitant
Speaker 1: in costs. You know you've heard me bitch to you
Speaker 1: privately about this dep But like, everything just adds up,
Speaker 1: and of course I have no patience. I want to
Speaker 1: redo the deck, I want to redo the bathrooms, I
Speaker 1: want to redo the kitchen whatever. So last night my
Speaker 1: dad goes to bed finally, and because it's like I
Speaker 1: don't know, eleven o'clock, and so I'm up with Steve
Speaker 1: because I feel like I haven't even seen him. He's
Speaker 1: been working all day whatever. And now i'm too glass
Speaker 1: of wine and so i'm you know, I'm just getting
Speaker 1: loosening up on Well, you know, this stuff costs so
Speaker 1: much money and and you better just enjoyed this because
Speaker 1: guess what. It's all gonna have to go away in
Speaker 1: a year, and I'm gonna have sell this goddamn branch
Speaker 1: because I won't be able to afford it. So I'm
Speaker 1: just going on and on after poor Steve has just
Speaker 1: worked all day to help me build something, and I'm
Speaker 1: just bitching. And then I stopped myself and I was like,
Speaker 1: shut the up. This guy is going to leave you
Speaker 1: because you cannot ask him to help with everything. Then
Speaker 1: bitch about things at night, like just wake up and
Speaker 1: say something nice in the morning. So fuck. I had
Speaker 1: every intention to be so super sweet in the morning
Speaker 1: and I was going to like make him breakfast and
Speaker 1: the whole thing. I didn't even make it out of
Speaker 1: the bed before I pissed him off because I walked up.
Speaker 1: I say good morning, buddy. I say good morning, buddy,
Speaker 1: because I've been talking to all these animals, and you don't
Speaker 1: you talk to animals like, oh hey, buddy, come here, buddy.
Speaker 1: So it just rolled off the tongue of good morning, buddy.
Speaker 1: And he looks at me and he was like, what
Speaker 1: did you just call me? And I was like, I mean, babe.
Speaker 1: He goes, no, you called me that yesterday and I
Speaker 1: looked past it once. Now you called me that. This
Speaker 1: morning he got up and he was pissed. I haven't
Speaker 1: talked to him all day. I can't get the buddy
Speaker 1: thing out of my head because I got I can't
Speaker 1: say like, it's not good. Yeah. At the wedding we
Speaker 1: just went to, in the vows, the person who married
Speaker 1: Teddy and Alex said, I encourage everyone to think to themselves,
Speaker 1: what can I do for my spouse every day to
Speaker 1: make their life better? And I was kind of thinking
Speaker 1: about that because candidly, it's been very stressful in our house.
Speaker 1: We've been traveling a tone. We have a nanny living
Speaker 1: with us, so we have a one year old month
Speaker 1: old kid. We both have full time jobs that take
Speaker 1: us all over the places. My patience has virtually never
Speaker 1: been there, but now it is invisible, and I catch
Speaker 1: myself being so fast to like either jump on his
Speaker 1: ass or jump on anything and be like I'm done,
Speaker 1: I've checked out, I don't care. So I really tried
Speaker 1: to be like I love you, I appreciate you. Today
Speaker 1: he gave Mac a kiss, and I was like, mom,
Speaker 1: wants to kiss I mean, I'd really want to kiss me. Well,
Speaker 1: so today he called me and to check in and like,
Speaker 1: I've been running around since we got home. How he's
Speaker 1: barking at a dog. He just had surgery. I'm worried
Speaker 1: about his stitches. And I'm like, I went, deny, I
Speaker 1: can't do this shit anymore. And he's like, I love you,
Speaker 1: I'll be home in thirty and I'm like, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: that didn't help make my spouse's life better. I got
Speaker 1: to work on my patience, man, especially with this season coming,
Speaker 1: because I don't sound fun to be married to right now.
Speaker 1: Got to be we're going to help each other because
Speaker 1: I think that you and I are both in the
Speaker 1: same boat when it comes to this, that we work
Speaker 1: really hard. We have multiple okay, whatever, we get it enough.
Speaker 1: You work. Everyone's working so boring. I think though, that
Speaker 1: we need to prioritize our The fireworks are going off
Speaker 1: again on the phone. Sure, not in the relationship, but
Speaker 1: on the phone. So I think we need to prioritize
Speaker 1: the relationship like we always prioritize work. We're like, if
Speaker 1: you know, an email comes through about work, if the
Speaker 1: boss call, we rush to do that, Like, let's try,
Speaker 1: let's try. I'm saying the operative war here, try to
Speaker 1: keep each other, hold each other responsible or accountable for
Speaker 1: what we're doing, to prioritize our relationship because we have
Speaker 1: incredible men, and I know, look, they're also really lucky
Speaker 1: to be with us. Okay, we get that part two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that you and I can both do a
Speaker 1: better job of not complaining about how busy and all
Speaker 1: the things that we have going on, because they have
Speaker 1: all the same things going on, they just don't vocalize
Speaker 1: it the way we do because you and I are
Speaker 1: just quick to like be like a lot with everything,
Speaker 1: and they came in more. And I think that we're
Speaker 1: going to end up in a retirement home, just you
Speaker 1: and I because they're going to leave us at some
Speaker 1: point because they're over our shit. So I asked, I
Speaker 1: texted me because he wasn't because he's out there working
Speaker 1: and he hasn't normally he'll like send a text or something,
Speaker 1: and I wrote, do you want to break up? Any
Speaker 1: name response? So we might gus with our times we've
Speaker 1: been fired. I don't even have a contract. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: instead of breaking up, we're going to make them a priority. Okay,
Speaker 1: We're going to do that. I do see this. So
Speaker 1: because I you know, I'm so happy when we went
Speaker 1: to our friend End's wedding. But we had the Stanley
Speaker 1: cover union, we had a wedding in Arizona, we had
Speaker 1: a wedding in Italy. No, it's awful. We're going to Montana. Like,
Speaker 1: it's just crazy. So I just said to my husband,
Speaker 1: I said, my god, this is just too much, like
Speaker 1: we need to take a break, and he goes, you
Speaker 1: have a babe. I go to all the things you
Speaker 1: asked me to go to, and I'd like you to go.
Speaker 1: I go, what like the fucking super Bowl, okay? Or
Speaker 1: the NFC Championship and Steve's there. Wow? Also like that's
Speaker 1: our immediate response is like, okay, yeah, your life is
Speaker 1: so old. It's really hard to go to Jerry Jones's
Speaker 1: party at the super Bowl. So sorry, and convenience you got.
Speaker 1: I sound like a tree. No, But that's exactly the
Speaker 1: point where like something gets brought up about money and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, well that's why I have to have
Speaker 1: five jobs. I'm just a shut up nails on a chalkboard.
Speaker 1: But okay, so we're gonna be better about that. Now.
Speaker 1: Let's focus on things that we are already really good
Speaker 1: at which is I'm not sure, but I am sure
Speaker 1: that macaroon is growing at an all timate. I had
Speaker 1: to text you or leave your select your voice note
Speaker 1: this morning because I don't even know if Max said
Speaker 1: his first word, and you told me his first word
Speaker 1: is bye bye. Everything is bye. It's so cute and
Speaker 1: it's the wave and we wave a lot. We do
Speaker 1: this a lot. Bye bye is a big deal right
Speaker 1: now and hi hi amby oh bye. Today I went
Speaker 1: to my gym with him, and it is crazy to
Speaker 1: go with him when he is just running through everything.
Speaker 1: He's the guy. He's taken the toys from the kids.
Speaker 1: He's like pushing them to get up the slide himself.
Speaker 1: It's like, sorry, sorry, we're not a share. He's a
Speaker 1: strong boy. Oh he's strong. A couple of things we
Speaker 1: are dealing with and I had to google some of
Speaker 1: them last night to figure out what to do. We
Speaker 1: are in our eyechair and we look you right in
Speaker 1: the face and we drop our food over on the
Speaker 1: side and it's like, Mackie, no, thank you, don't throw
Speaker 1: your food, and he just looks at you and he goes.
Speaker 1: So that's been interesting. I'm sucking we're trying to kind
Speaker 1: of eliminate that it's so cute. But I mean I
Speaker 1: was reading articles where kids do this when they're five
Speaker 1: years old. Oh, we're not doing that. Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: he just like he's every time like he's been getting
Speaker 1: cold lately, and so we're like, it doesn't help that
Speaker 1: he's touching stuff and then putting his fingers in his mouth.
Speaker 1: So we're just trying to deal with that, Like isn't
Speaker 1: that like a natural thing, Like just I don't know
Speaker 1: what you kind of like, I don't know, I'm sure
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get shamed on here, but we'd just been
Speaker 1: trying to like pull the thumb out and just be
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, hey, interject you real quick. This
Speaker 1: is your child and you can do whatever you want
Speaker 1: with your child. Like this idea that everyone gets to
Speaker 1: weigh in on everything. God knows, everyone waves and on
Speaker 1: everything anyways, like do this, don't do that. Like I, yes,
Speaker 1: I don't have a child, but if anyone tried to
Speaker 1: come at me and tell me how to parent my
Speaker 1: or you know, help me parent, I'd be like, did
Speaker 1: I ask you? Like I think it is wild that
Speaker 1: people think that they get to just like insert their
Speaker 1: opinion on your child. No, not today, try and come
Speaker 1: for my job. Yeah, not today. Throwing toys. He's really
Speaker 1: big in his little playpan area of running and he
Speaker 1: just throws it and he like looks at you and
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, but you can't really do that. So
Speaker 1: a lot of things we're doing a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Be he's cute though. Yeah, well, first of all, he's
Speaker 1: so freaking cute. But I just this is going to
Speaker 1: be how do you feel because last year when the
Speaker 1: office's you know, obviously you had him, but he was
Speaker 1: a baby, so he's like not doing as much whatever,
Speaker 1: Like have you thought about? Everything happens and changes so
Speaker 1: fast with them. So when like he's like, you'll come
Speaker 1: home after three days and be like he's doing this now,
Speaker 1: he's doing this now. I know. I know. Right before
Speaker 1: we left for Italy that day I sent you the
Speaker 1: picture he laid with me in bed and mo Sashame
Speaker 1: Street together. That was so fun. It was adorable. You guys,
Speaker 1: he was like cuddled up with Aaron. And you have
Speaker 1: to remember too, like seeing you you know you've always
Speaker 1: wanted to have a baby and obviously did so much
Speaker 1: to have him. But then like for me, I get emotional,
Speaker 1: like get a grip, Chris, But I do. I get
Speaker 1: emotional when I see you with him because it's like
Speaker 1: that's something that you've like want, worked so hard to
Speaker 1: have and now he's like a little he's like a
Speaker 1: little man and like he's your buddy where he's like
Speaker 1: sitting there like watching you know what you're watching together
Speaker 1: and like cuddled with you. It is really cute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is cute. Yeah, So that's been crazy. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be hard to leave him during this season, but it'll Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's what it is because I was going to
Speaker 1: go out there and work, Okay, so uh yeah, to
Speaker 1: pay for the desk. That's interesting. Do you not want
Speaker 1: to ride in that equestrian center? And by the ways,
Speaker 1: people never get on a horse. I sent him a
Speaker 1: video one time. It was some like guy on a
Speaker 1: horse and the girlfriend goes, my new ick is my
Speaker 1: boyfriend on a horse because the guy was like trying
Speaker 1: to hold on and it was like not being Kevin
Speaker 1: Costner esque at all on it. Okay, speaking of being
Speaker 1: back on the road, back on the road means I
Speaker 1: want to hear about Cincy. It means we're going to
Speaker 1: be in some hotels that Let's just say this, You
Speaker 1: and I Michaels are my two hotel like guru spirit animals. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys, no matter if I'm going on a personal
Speaker 1: trip or if it's a work trip. But you guys
Speaker 1: have as respectively asked where you're staying, because you guys
Speaker 1: have high standards for the hotel game. So we were
Speaker 1: we were staying at a hotel in Cincinnati. Let's just
Speaker 1: say it was not up to Al Michaels or Aaron
Speaker 1: Andrews standard standards. It was I was. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to sleep under the covers. Okay, we're just going to
Speaker 1: say that it was an above ground situation, like just
Speaker 1: lay there and try not to touch anything, don't even
Speaker 1: pick up the remote like whatever. And normally, like I
Speaker 1: can get past some stuff, but when you go in
Speaker 1: the bathroom and the like, you don't. Yeah, it's just gross.
Speaker 1: No oh yeah. So the second I got there and
Speaker 1: Al was already there, I knew I was going to
Speaker 1: get a text from Al being like where the hell
Speaker 1: are we lo and behold here comes the text. And
Speaker 1: right after that I hear fire trucks and I'm like
Speaker 1: what is going on? Then on our group text, someone's
Speaker 1: stuck in the elevator. Oh my god, I hope they're okay,
Speaker 1: come to find out, and someone from our crew that
Speaker 1: got stuck on the elevator, but the freaking fire trucks
Speaker 1: are headed down the thing, and all was like, we
Speaker 1: got to get out of here. So I was laughing,
Speaker 1: and I was thinking about you because I'm like some
Speaker 1: of these which, by the way, like normally they're pretty
Speaker 1: good on the road, but when you get a not
Speaker 1: so good one, it makes you appreciate those four seasons
Speaker 1: as Ally's to call them, when they're not a four seasons,
Speaker 1: it's a one season. So one season. There is a
Speaker 1: headline here that we'll talk about, Beau. There's a bunch
Speaker 1: of headlines that sometimes we you know, we weave in
Speaker 1: here that Ryan pulls for us. So this one got
Speaker 1: our attention. Avoid using this one item in a hotel
Speaker 1: room time bomb waiting to go off. Experts have warned
Speaker 1: weary travel, is it weary or weary? Weary? Weary? Right, well,
Speaker 1: why are you coming to me for? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of the line in Boulder where uh,
Speaker 1: these like women get weary or wooly or so weary,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I don't know, it's like crash. Davis
Speaker 1: corrects him. Anyways, that was a good story. Weary travelers
Speaker 1: not to use hotel hairdryers, claiming they are breeding grounds
Speaker 1: for bacteria and fungi dust molding to breed your troublemakers
Speaker 1: for your scalp that can cause dandruff, hair loss and
Speaker 1: unwanted texture. Here's the thing, guys, in hotel rooms, you
Speaker 1: already know whether it's the remote control. Do you ever
Speaker 1: go and you wipe off that remote control? Because I
Speaker 1: know I do. I am not a crazy pure ah
Speaker 1: way always always, because I watched that undercover datelight thing
Speaker 1: on hotels where like, don't ever use the glass in
Speaker 1: the hotel because like cleaning lady is like undercover. It
Speaker 1: was like the just I'm staying at the Bocca rot or,
Speaker 1: I am drinking out of those glasses because it is lovely.
Speaker 1: I don't care what toilet bowl water has been in
Speaker 1: that back around, Crystal. I'm drinking it so now I
Speaker 1: can as a hair dryer. According to this, Chris, I
Speaker 1: remember when you and I first kind of started talking
Speaker 1: and texting each other and like misery less Company on
Speaker 1: the road. Yeah. And I remember I was working for
Speaker 1: ESPN and we were staying in some hotel and I
Speaker 1: literally had this crazy ass weave that I had not
Speaker 1: for like twelve years, and it was this stupid freaking
Speaker 1: hair dryer on the damn wall and it was like
Speaker 1: sixteen seventy five was the voltage. And I took a
Speaker 1: picture and sent it to you, and you're like, Mom, Dad,
Speaker 1: you still have that, Like that's the shit that would
Speaker 1: catch on fire or burn up. When I was doing
Speaker 1: a game and we had to stay at like a
Speaker 1: hotel that had those, because I had so much weave
Speaker 1: in my hair that it could not deal with it.
Speaker 1: The worst is when it traps out halfway through drying
Speaker 1: there and you're running late and now you have half
Speaker 1: a head that's wet and half the we is dry,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh my god. And then you're calling
Speaker 1: down to the front desk. Hey, here's a PSA to hotels. Okay,
Speaker 1: because again, an exorbitant amount of money is spent at hotels,
Speaker 1: whether it's a good hotel or bad hotel. I ask
Speaker 1: you things to say to hotel CEOs or whoever's in
Speaker 1: charge of these things. Why is it that my check
Speaker 1: in is not until three o'clock, but I got to
Speaker 1: check out at eleven. I'm not even staying there twenty
Speaker 1: four hours. And when it becomes three o'clock and I
Speaker 1: go to check in, it's like, oh, we're still waiting
Speaker 1: for your room. Is what is happening? If I had
Speaker 1: to check out at eleven and I get to check
Speaker 1: in at three, you should have four hours to clean
Speaker 1: these rooms. It's ridiculous. And some of these hotels are
Speaker 1: charging so much money, like you know, the ones at
Speaker 1: Santa Barbara a crazy behavior. I better get my ass
Speaker 1: in that room at two fifty nine, and I'm not
Speaker 1: leaving till eleven oh one. And sometimes I'm the call
Speaker 1: for that late checkout, and if you don't give me
Speaker 1: that late checkout, I'm gonna be pissed and not come
Speaker 1: back here. So first of all, we got to work
Speaker 1: on our check in and our checkout time, and we
Speaker 1: also have to work on if I call down to
Speaker 1: the front desk and I've forgotten my razor, or I
Speaker 1: need more toothpaste or whatever it is that I'm calling
Speaker 1: down for, why does it take hours for you to
Speaker 1: come up with that razor because the shower's been running.
Speaker 1: I need to get in there waiting for the razor,
Speaker 1: and I got to turn the shower off because we
Speaker 1: don't want to waste water. And I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: this is why I should have packed a fuck an
Speaker 1: extra razor or the extra toothbased because now I'm calling
Speaker 1: down nineteen times and they're like, okay, room eight twenty seven.
Speaker 1: She's a real bitch, so take your time bringing anything
Speaker 1: up to her room and spit in her Bacca rock glass. Exactly.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to really get into this conversation because
Speaker 1: you know what I'm going to say. You make a
Speaker 1: big deal of like we've upgraded you to an amazing
Speaker 1: This isn't a sweet. It's pushed off to this side
Speaker 1: and there's a little extra room, but don't this is
Speaker 1: we've upgraded you to a sweet. Shit my favorite though. Second,
Speaker 1: and like we have no rooms available, and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you like throw out, like you're with
Speaker 1: Fox Sports and it's like, whoa we were able to
Speaker 1: free something up. It's like, oh, I bet you were.
Speaker 1: But if I was just here solo, Nancy, I'm sitting
Speaker 1: in this lobby until four o'clock. How about the hotel
Speaker 1: we just stayed at for the forty nine ers game
Speaker 1: and the toilet like it was a Toto toilet, And
Speaker 1: every man on my crew all they did was fucking
Speaker 1: talk about the toilet how it flushes for you. My
Speaker 1: producers like talking about, Oh my god, now I'm like
Speaker 1: pressing all the buttons because it's too much. We'll stop
Speaker 1: pressing all the button. Somebody else on our crew is like,
Speaker 1: I'm so happy I sat there for ten minutes. You
Speaker 1: know what I don't need to do in the meeting
Speaker 1: room is talk about the Toto toilet. I'm so happy.
Speaker 1: You think we're all so close, But where's the coffee? God,
Speaker 1: I can't drink if I have that coffee, I'm not
Speaker 1: because I don't know what it was that coffee that
Speaker 1: I drank. No, I wasn't. That's gross. I would just
Speaker 1: saying it was so fun traveling with you though it
Speaker 1: really was you me keV Jewels, like it was a
Speaker 1: great time. Had find we'd be like we hate everyone,
Speaker 1: we hate each other, like disagree with disagree. It was
Speaker 1: soo the same car together. We were on the flight
Speaker 1: to other we were, you know, in the delta lounge
Speaker 1: waiting together. I know. Fox Security was like, no, we
Speaker 1: don't want this to happen. Were you Jesus or ass
Speaker 1: on the sideline when all of a sudden thunderstruck came
Speaker 1: on and Julian looked at you, and I like what
Speaker 1: the And I was like, Jewels, just get into it. Okay,
Speaker 1: Mike out you. I've got to tell you in Tuloom
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago with our old friends, you
Speaker 1: sleepy group, when a thunderstruck came on and you knew
Speaker 1: the whole routine, and I was like, this is dramatic.
Speaker 1: Aaron relaxed now after watching DC say everyone, I get it.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah yeah. A lot of people late to the
Speaker 1: d including myself. The thunderstruck. Wow, I a whole new
Speaker 1: respect for all things that go with the leg kick
Speaker 1: and the oh my god, the landing and all of
Speaker 1: them were going to have hip surgery after this. Hell yeah?
Speaker 1: What was I going to say something else about traveling? Oh?
Speaker 1: Our producer, Adorable Rottie that morning at the meeting room,
Speaker 1: He's talking about the Toto, but he was also saying,
Speaker 1: I just really enjoyed seeing you and Chrissa in action.
Speaker 1: Oh god, sit back and watch wind Ust part. I'll
Speaker 1: have another drink. You need a muzzle. I love you
Speaker 1: so much, Adorable. You've got a great crew. They're just
Speaker 1: so great. We do I And that was one thing
Speaker 1: when I went gross Grossy never not smiling. This guy,
Speaker 1: you guys, imagine like the cutest teddy bear in the
Speaker 1: whole world and just always smiling. And this is what
Speaker 1: I want to, you know what, I want to be
Speaker 1: more like like Grossy. I've never seen him in a
Speaker 1: bad mood, and if he isn't a bad mood, it's
Speaker 1: like like like this because I know one night he
Speaker 1: was in such a bad wad because something happened with
Speaker 1: the commercial break and he was pill. Oh well, it's
Speaker 1: very few and far between. I just I want to
Speaker 1: work on being like more like him. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: what would Grossy do? Grossy and Jesus, you know, really
Speaker 1: be more like Jesus and rich gross But I want
Speaker 1: to find Grossy a girl so bad. Okay, well let's
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah we have we. I don't have to
Speaker 1: follow through with us now, our matchmaker, matchmaker, make me
Speaker 1: a match. Yeah. But yeah, I was just thinking about
Speaker 1: it because whitt Night, because all the guys weren't with
Speaker 1: us because it was just him and I for the
Speaker 1: pre game. But I was just thinking about how lucky
Speaker 1: when I was him and I we had hours to
Speaker 1: kill before game. But it's a preseason game, so obviously
Speaker 1: like not, you know, no one's playing because they want
Speaker 1: to make sure everyone stays healthy, and so our normal
Speaker 1: prep or things like that was abbreviated because you just
Speaker 1: didn't have to do as much as the pre game
Speaker 1: was only like two minutes anyways, So we walked all
Speaker 1: around Cincinnati and went of course played for the Bangals
Speaker 1: for a long time, and you know, we had lunch together,
Speaker 1: and I just I remember sitting there being like I
Speaker 1: am so frickin lucky, and so are you that we
Speaker 1: work with guys that we also want to hang out
Speaker 1: with and consider front and how aud Like, you know,
Speaker 1: you get to travel and go to all these like
Speaker 1: great places, but like when you get to do it
Speaker 1: with people that you love, it's just I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm really excited for Yes, you know, off seasons is
Speaker 1: whatever you want to call what we've had where you
Speaker 1: get a little break here and there. But I'm really
Speaker 1: excited to get back to work and like hang with
Speaker 1: our people because they're just awesome and I love them
Speaker 1: and I feel great grateful. How many times say grateful,
Speaker 1: I can't stay grateful, but I am grateful. I think
Speaker 1: it sounds great. Hey, so I talked about being on
Speaker 1: a plane, and I talked about people not obeying what
Speaker 1: the flight attendants are saying or doing all the things.
Speaker 1: But here's something they're giving advice on. Don't. Flight attendant
Speaker 1: says doing this one thing on a plane could make
Speaker 1: you seriously sick. So interesting. Do not get ice in
Speaker 1: your drink, warned to flight attendant on Steve's favorite Reddit.
Speaker 1: The ice is put in a tray with a scoop,
Speaker 1: and the trays don't get cleaned very often. Every service
Speaker 1: on the plane is touched by hundreds of people daily
Speaker 1: and not often disinfected. We don't have the opportunity to
Speaker 1: wash our hands at all during the beverage service. Ew.
Speaker 1: I had read that before, and that is a big
Speaker 1: thing for me. I also, do you really because I
Speaker 1: had read that charge should I kind of heard that,
Speaker 1: like getting coffee isn't a great thing because they use
Speaker 1: And I don't want to speak out of turn here,
Speaker 1: but I thought I read one time getting coffee on
Speaker 1: a flight is not great because they're not using the
Speaker 1: bottle of water and you don't know where the way.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I want to think with that because
Speaker 1: sometimes at home but you don't know what's the where
Speaker 1: the water is coming from. I think it helps build
Speaker 1: up communities, you know, like throw a little bed germs
Speaker 1: in there every now and then. Sometimes when you're two,
Speaker 1: I know, we too some winds my nose because my
Speaker 1: nose is running. I don't know. It's like when we
Speaker 1: were kids, it was like stuff would drop on the floor.
Speaker 1: My mom just like you know, eat it off the
Speaker 1: floor like a five second rule. Yes, I mean, like
Speaker 1: cleanliness and all that kind of stuff is paramount. Okay,
Speaker 1: we get that, but I think I don't know. I
Speaker 1: never thought about the ice thing that. I mean, the
Speaker 1: more and more you think about anything, it's disgusting, you know,
Speaker 1: it's just all of it's gross. And then when I
Speaker 1: think about it too much, that will make me like
Speaker 1: a hypochondriac and just want to stay inside and then
Speaker 1: not be able to go anywhere or do anything. The
Speaker 1: thing that I'm always very aware of is doorhand going
Speaker 1: in and out of a store, restaurant, like I use
Speaker 1: the elbow, meque the back of the arm, like that's
Speaker 1: something that I'm very I was watching this lady on
Speaker 1: my flight. She was just chewing the ship out of
Speaker 1: her fingers and I was thinking, God, this is so gross.
Speaker 1: It's on a plane. Like she kept chewing and chewing
Speaker 1: and chewing, and then she would wipe her nose and chew,
Speaker 1: and I was like, so sick. I have a bad
Speaker 1: habit with because like acrylic girl, where like I'll be
Speaker 1: like thinking and I'll tap or touch my face. I
Speaker 1: can need to stop doing that. You know, I'm getting
Speaker 1: rid of all the fake things, so so I don't
Speaker 1: have I'm really going, well, let's just take this in
Speaker 1: the streets. I'm vacillating. I'm going back and forth between
Speaker 1: do I put extensions back in for the season or
Speaker 1: do I leave my hair short? I've gotten Okay, you're
Speaker 1: you're shaking your head. You want me to leave it short?
Speaker 1: I love it? Okay, your short? You want short? Steve
Speaker 1: says short, My mother says short. But then sometimes you
Speaker 1: and I don't know, I just feel like sometimes on air,
Speaker 1: you know what it's like, the full like when you
Speaker 1: put the extensions in it just feels full and like
Speaker 1: but like, thank God, why does it have to be
Speaker 1: so long? No, I know we're done with that, like
Speaker 1: you know, stripper long. Not that anything's wrong with the
Speaker 1: stripper I had stripper along and the other day though
Speaker 1: for our pictures whatever, it's fine. I'm just fully into
Speaker 1: Like the other day when we were in San Francisco,
Speaker 1: I tried to put clippings and be cute and then
Speaker 1: it was so windy. I just took them out in
Speaker 1: the middle of the field. I was like, hey, Fred
Speaker 1: Warner and then took my hair. I don't, I know.
Speaker 1: I'm just over the idea of like the like it
Speaker 1: was so windy and the wind blowing, and like seeing
Speaker 1: because then I always feel bad and I'll tell girls
Speaker 1: if I see their shit hanging out there. I'm like,
Speaker 1: hey girl, because I want someone to tell me. And
Speaker 1: Lord knows, Like my mom will always do this when
Speaker 1: I'm like a home or something and I'm like walking
Speaker 1: in front of her with my dad. She thinks it's
Speaker 1: like a cute moment of like my dad and I
Speaker 1: Eight times out of ten every time she's taking a
Speaker 1: picture of us, like walking the weaves all jacked up
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking to myself, my God, like this this
Speaker 1: is how I'm out here. No one is correcting the
Speaker 1: wrongs in the streets. Yeah, I got to it. And
Speaker 1: it's more of a security thing where you're just like,
Speaker 1: I want fullness on hair because you know, sometimes you
Speaker 1: see people on TV with like three strands and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's put some extensions in. I just you know, my
Speaker 1: hair journey has been a long one, and thank you
Speaker 1: for going on it with me, because it's just poor
Speaker 1: Dominique is always like, what are we doing now? You know,
Speaker 1: it's something I'm very decisive in my life about a
Speaker 1: lot of things. Hair is not one of them. So anyways, well,
Speaker 1: speaking of journeys, this is the last headline I want
Speaker 1: to hit before we have to wrap it. Air por
Speaker 1: tray esthetic is annoying everyone, and even the TSA is
Speaker 1: aware of this staged glamour photos. If I see you
Speaker 1: at TSA doing this, I'm taking your tray and I'm
Speaker 1: turning it over and I know that's not nice and
Speaker 1: I need to calm down, but we gotta go. We
Speaker 1: gotta go a stage. I've never even are you insane? Well,
Speaker 1: you're on TikTok you love TikTok well, TikTok trend where
Speaker 1: you empty or carry on bag artfully placing everything into
Speaker 1: TSA bins and snapping so media worthy shots. That's first,
Speaker 1: speaking of germs, there's so many germs in those trades.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Here's the question that I have,
Speaker 1: very much like getting off a plane. It's like a
Speaker 1: NASCAR pit stop where it's like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be the person holding anyone up. What airport are you
Speaker 1: at where you can curate your TSA trade? Because I
Speaker 1: know that now that I'm even TSA pre check, which
Speaker 1: I got to talk about TSA PreCheck, I waited a
Speaker 1: long time to get pre check, and every time I'm
Speaker 1: digging it, I'm going through there, the bracelets are going off.
Speaker 1: I have to back up. I'm just going back to
Speaker 1: my regular line, right with the lady about that. I'm
Speaker 1: going back to my line because my common line over
Speaker 1: here with the general population, I wasn't going off because
Speaker 1: I would just go through the ones where I'd have
Speaker 1: to do this. Now TSA pre check, you're sending me
Speaker 1: through the metal detector and we got a button on
Speaker 1: the jane or we got the bracelet, we got the necklace,
Speaker 1: and now I'm back to square one, and I'm taking
Speaker 1: more time than I did with the general pop. So anyways,
Speaker 1: who has time to curate this when there's a line
Speaker 1: behind you. I'd be like, hey, keep it moving. Now
Speaker 1: I would lose is mind? Why I don't even know
Speaker 1: this picture? Sure, the picture we're looking at will obviously
Speaker 1: support the that's supposed to be cute, but I don't
Speaker 1: even know like that just we have the alchemist in there, like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's my that's what I read. I'm just so I'm
Speaker 1: so in tune with the world, the alchemist. What stop it?
Speaker 1: Hope this helps stop it? Who does this help? It
Speaker 1: doesn't I'll tell you who it doesn't help. That's what
Speaker 1: the graphic says. I hope it helps. It doesn't help
Speaker 1: the person behind you or the person behind them trying
Speaker 1: to get on that flight. Huh huh. Then I'll tell
Speaker 1: you who's not doing that. Aaron Andrews, rich Gross, Casey Garland,
Speaker 1: Kevin Burkhart. When we're trying to make our flight after
Speaker 1: the game and get a drink before, we ain't taking
Speaker 1: pictures of that. We're taking pictures at the TGI Fridays
Speaker 1: when we get our Santa Maga rita bad dad. Here's
Speaker 1: the other thing that I am why did in the
Speaker 1: social media world that we live and sometimes where everything
Speaker 1: has we carriated so perfectly? Who needs this? Who who
Speaker 1: asked for this? Because this is just my tangent on
Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff. But I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: even get it. I'm old. Anyways, Well, I'm get on
Speaker 1: that note. It's time to go to bed because we've
Speaker 1: been rambling on. No, we have not been on a
Speaker 1: podcast together in a couple of weeks. We have a
Speaker 1: lot of things that we need to say. So if
Speaker 1: you've learned nothing from this podcast, learn this that Erin
Speaker 1: and I want you to be nice on an airplane,
Speaker 1: get through a TSA line quickly, And if you are
Speaker 1: not being as nice to your significant other as you
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