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Speaker 1: Hey hi, God, my god. It's Sydney and Marie and

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Speaker 1: this is the Unofficial Expert. We are. We're mass smart

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Speaker 1: you Yeah we are, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We are.

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Speaker 1: And we're here to test other people who think they're

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Speaker 1: smart in all fields, various of foolishness and.

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Speaker 3: Various fool fields of foolishness. Yes, we're trying to see

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Speaker 3: how smart people are, and then we want to show

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Speaker 3: them that they're not as smart as they think they are.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes, Oh maybe they are, maybe they are. Let's not

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Speaker 1: be so negative. Okay, Well, good cop, bad cop. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you are definitely bad cop all day. What I was

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Speaker 1: trying to say that you were bad cop? What that's crazy?

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Speaker 1: You got a nerve that sound like a bad cop.

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Speaker 1: I don't even curse speaking of a good cop, Marie.

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Speaker 1: What were you a good expert at this week?

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Speaker 4: This week?

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Speaker 3: I was an expert at living my best life because

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Speaker 3: I yelled at a white woman on the train and

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I think I'm ready to die.

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Speaker 3: So I'm obviously an expert at living on the edge

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Speaker 3: because I could have got shot.

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Speaker 1: Are you serious?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I yelled at a white lady because she she

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Speaker 3: was trying to get on before I got off, so

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Speaker 3: I yelled at her. She had like one of those

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Speaker 3: like triple wide strollers, so you know she was Jewish's hell,

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Speaker 3: she had the wig on and the hat on top

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Speaker 3: of the wig, and there was like a wig on

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Speaker 3: top of the hat. It was a lot happening. And

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Speaker 3: I was like, I'm trying to get off. If I

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Speaker 3: can't get off, you can't get on in her and

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Speaker 3: like all her babies, it's like Shira and like d

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Speaker 3: hash Island.

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Speaker 1: Like please, shame mery. Don't be disrespectful.

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Speaker 3: What she was being disrespectful when she accosted me with

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Speaker 3: her triple wide stroke. Okay, wrap it up, ladies.

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Speaker 1: Or you're gonna have so many people not liking us today.

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Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure you wish women don't listen to this podcast.

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Speaker 5: They will, Demographic they will. You can't don't don't be negative?

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Speaker 5: What is really wrong with my mic?

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Speaker 3: Sounds like you're an expert at not fully plugging in

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Speaker 3: your microphone this week.

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Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, what have you seen that?

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Speaker 3: You see people do the old time, Like when you're

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Speaker 3: coming when someone's coming out, you're supposed to wait for

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Speaker 3: them so you can get in anything, off the bus

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Speaker 3: into a building.

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Speaker 1: Not New York.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, I'm like that.

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Speaker 3: If somebody holds if I hold the door for you, you

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Speaker 3: have to say thank you, or I'm pulling you back

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Speaker 3: and shutting the door in your face. I'm an expert

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Speaker 3: at being polite until you disrespect me, right, I say please,

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Speaker 3: I say thank you. I'm one of these people who

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Speaker 3: says sorry a lot. I'm like, ooh sorry, sorry.

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Speaker 1: Do you sorry?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 3: In social situations, I'm like, oop, sorry, But I'm trying

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Speaker 3: to wean myself all that. I only say sorry when

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Speaker 3: i'm sorry. Now I don't and I ain't sorry. Here

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Speaker 3: you say sorry that because I'm not sorry. I ain't sorry.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know how the song goes.

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Speaker 1: But I mean, what were you an expert at this

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Speaker 1: week stirring up random conversations in the uberpool?

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Speaker 4: So you were like a Jehovah's witness in the uber pool.

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Speaker 1: Huh. Yeah, I was starting up conversations that led to

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Speaker 1: me plugging our show, plugging the things that are happening

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Speaker 1: in my life. Okay, so you how many uberpools did

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Speaker 1: you take this week? About ten?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Ten ubers this week? Yes, this is why you ain't

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Speaker 3: got no money. You're an expert at not saving money.

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Speaker 1: I had five dollars uberpool okay in the city, five

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Speaker 1: ten dollars fifty dollars. Well, I had to take one

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Speaker 4: How much did that uber cost?

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Speaker 1: Six? Sixteen dollars?

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Speaker 3: Sixteen dollars? Okay, boom, that was on Monday. Now, run

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Speaker 3: me through the rest of the uber pools. How much

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Speaker 1: Woman, you're an expert in getting all in my business

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Speaker 1: on my financial I'm.

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Speaker 3: Just trying to let you know that you need to

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Speaker 3: be a little bit wiser with your money as a

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Speaker 3: representative of the unofficial expert. Okay, because we don't have

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Speaker 3: like like a budget.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Listen, the uber pools is for my stories. So

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Speaker 1: basically it's towards my career of better man. Because the

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Speaker 3: The more uber pools you take the less pity cash

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Speaker 3: you have for Marie here on the show.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this.

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Speaker 3: Who gonna body sandwiches? Now, you don't have no sandwiches.

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Speaker 3: We don't have graft services.

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Speaker 1: We don't have no yogurt. No, we have a yogurt

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Speaker 1: from last week. We've an old ass, moldy yogurt. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: is this granola?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I think that's most I spent twenty dollars on a

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Speaker 1: regular yellow cap today.

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Speaker 4: You're terrible.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing It's really bad. I did walk so fifteen, but.

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Speaker 3: You still paid twenty dollars and then you walked to

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Speaker 3: the rest of the way. Because the devil is always working.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, the devil also has the savings in a

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Speaker 3: checking account. Do you have those things?

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Speaker 7: Now?

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Speaker 1: You don't?

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Speaker 4: I have a checking You have a checking account?

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Speaker 1: Yes? I do at citibank. That sounds terrible. They email

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Speaker 1: me and they say, oh, you know, it's so glad

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Speaker 1: that you're like been banking with us, And I was like,

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Speaker 1: have I really been making with y'all? Have you you

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Speaker 1: got no money for them?

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Speaker 4: With them?

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Speaker 1: I mean not be having these direct deposit checks. But

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Speaker 1: I haven't had like a big check deposited in such

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Speaker 3: That's because you ain't got no money because you're spending

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Speaker 3: all your coins on uber pools. You see that full second.

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Speaker 3: So Sidney is obviously an expert at not being as smart,

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Speaker 3: and I'm an expert at also not being that smart,

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Speaker 3: because that white lady could have gotten me killed.

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Speaker 1: And if you died, then it would just be the

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Speaker 1: unofficial expert with Sidney Washington.

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Speaker 3: And I feel like that sounds pretty good, but people

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I want.

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Speaker 1: To listen to this. She dumb?

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Speaker 3: Now where is her friend with the good radio voice?

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Speaker 1: Any who? Today we have a great guest. We have

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Speaker 1: a great guess. I'm so excited to bring in this guest.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so can I introduce him? This is my my

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Speaker 3: youngest cousin. But also he really is an expert in

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Speaker 3: what we called him in for today, Today we have

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Speaker 3: Andrew mcgillgues. I see you working on that voice that

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Speaker 3: WBLS voiced.

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Speaker 1: It sounds pretty sexy.

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Speaker 2: That's smooth.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's like the middle of the dial. That's seven.

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Speaker 2: To you.

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Speaker 1: Ooh, that sounds really good.

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Speaker 3: So Andrew is is actually my cousin. He's my youngest cousin.

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Speaker 3: He's the baby, but he's a grown ass man, right Andrew,

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Speaker 3: You're grown, that's very grown.

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Speaker 1: He's his bear. His beard just grew in this year.

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Speaker 1: His beard is giving Rick Ross freeway vibes.

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Speaker 4: I'm adulting real hard, so adulting trying to figure out.

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Speaker 1: Your eyes are very brown today? What is going going on?

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Speaker 1: You're trying to trap an old bitchedness brown trappings.

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Speaker 4: You got a honey.

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Speaker 7: Contact, you got the true blends?

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Speaker 1: Do you have a true blens foxy brown inga type

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Speaker 3: Andrew, Let's just let's go just look at what Andrew

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Speaker 3: got on right now, because I.

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Speaker 1: Feel like people need to see with their ears right now.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, Marie, can you just introduce him

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Speaker 1: as whatever expert he is? First, well, I'm going from

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Speaker 1: was gonna go ahead to toe. What kind of expert

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Speaker 1: is he? Andrew is? Our Andrew got Andrew? What are

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Speaker 1: you like?

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Speaker 3: A like a employed consistently got mad weird jobs?

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Speaker 1: I have?

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Speaker 2: I have a I'm an expert in having a lot.

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Speaker 1: Of jobs, staying staying, having a lot of jobs, having

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Speaker 4: Got a lot of weird, some of weird. Some'm a cool.

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Speaker 1: Well, I say, you have on a Sweet Chick hat

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Speaker 2: So sweet Chick is Sweet Chick is a restaurant in

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Speaker 2: Chick plug sweet This is no sponsored chicken. It's a

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Speaker 1: It's a Sweet Chick, but there's a Jordan logo.

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Speaker 4: So it's a Jordan logo, but he's holding a chicken

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell Sweet Chicks better, they better. I don't

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Speaker 1: like that merchandise at all. I want them to thought

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Speaker 1: it was a skinny DJ hatlet So, Andrew, what do

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Speaker 4: So I used to busting house at Sweet Chick.

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Speaker 1: Okay, bus in house. They normally don't let the busters

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Speaker 1: speak to people because the kitchen. So you're you're two

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't work there anymore, but I'm still on

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Speaker 2: the I'm still on the roster. I'm still on the roster,

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Speaker 2: but I'm not playing. Yeah, I'm on the bench. I'm

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Speaker 2: not I'm not You're not working there, right now you

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Speaker 2: like pick up shifts if you need If they need

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Speaker 1: You, so they'll call you last minute on a Sunday

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Speaker 1: at eight pm. We need a host right now.

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Speaker 3: But Andrew's got to stay on the roster so he

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Speaker 3: can come in whenever he's downtown, so he could pick

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Speaker 3: up some chicken and waffles. Okay, if you're not on

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Speaker 3: the roster, you can't get the hook up.

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Speaker 1: Now. Is that from the place of the box of

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Speaker 1: chicken that you gave us from at that comedy we

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Speaker 1: can we tell you back.

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Speaker 3: So Sidney and I had We were at a comedy

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Speaker 3: show at the Ace Hotel in Manhattan. Andrew was at

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Speaker 3: He's like, Yo, Marie, do you want some chicken? I

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Speaker 3: got some chicken. I was like, you legit just left.

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Speaker 3: He's like, I got chicken, Come get it. I come outside.

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Speaker 1: Andrew is holding a create of chicken. It was actually

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Speaker 1: a box. It was like a like a like a

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Speaker 1: U haul mover's box.

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Speaker 2: A box.

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Speaker 1: It was supposed to be things like your ex boyfriend

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Speaker 1: ship that you don't want anymore. That's what should have

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Speaker 2: Previous engagement.

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Speaker 1: It was like a box of Kmart frozen chicken, but

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Speaker 4: And I actually left the box at my friend's house.

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Speaker 4: It was good, It was okay.

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Speaker 4: So I work at a law firm down on Wall

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Speaker 2: You weren't there today, No, I start, I started my

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Speaker 4: No, No, I have to actually have to shave a

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Speaker 1: Please don't wear this outfit ever.

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Speaker 3: Uh, it's a heather gray like thin cloth, very thin

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Speaker 4: The material is nice, it's it's very good any way.

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Speaker 4: It's given me like.

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Speaker 1: A k March. I have a mom. I'm a mom.

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Speaker 3: I have like two kids, and I'm going to the

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Speaker 1: Those are like the Victoria's secrets, like semi annu will

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so let's get back to what I do. An

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Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, how many jobs have you had? From right now?

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Speaker 2: Fifteen fifteen fifteen jobs, and how many years? Two thousand

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Speaker 2: and seven was two thousand?

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Speaker 1: You had fifteen jobs and ten nine years.

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Speaker 2: Nine years. Fifteen jobs.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty, that's pretty. That's pretty.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what's the first job you've ever first job I

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Speaker 1: Oh, you was bacon, you was whipping that.

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Speaker 2: I was a baker.

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Speaker 1: I was a cashier.

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Speaker 4: One hundred dollars?

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Speaker 1: Just one hundred and they stole it, just one hundred

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Speaker 3: They need money, baby, they need them money. So what

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Speaker 4: The players got to be so we had to like

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Speaker 1: You know, we don't have time for that. We don't

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Speaker 1: Factory or whatever. Oh, juniors is juniors, absolutely, and there

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Speaker 1: It's about I've never had juniors after I've had it

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Speaker 1: before this. It was it good, not like to be

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Speaker 3: But you thought like those like chocolate drops were good.

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Speaker 3: It was just rat drops.

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Speaker 1: Okay. It felt very like boxed box cheesecake. Well, I

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Speaker 1: mean if both daddy's eating cheesecake, that's good.

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Speaker 4: Lords Bakery actually has really good cheesecake, but it's disgusting. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So after Lord's Bakery, they thought you still one hundred

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Speaker 2: I didn't take that.

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Speaker 3: You just couldn't count well that he went to school

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Speaker 2: I worked at US Sketchy Government. I don't know, it

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Speaker 2: was a I was doing pamphlets. You haven't seen those

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Speaker 2: And you have to write your name. No, I've said that. Well,

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Speaker 2: that's I got a job through that. I was working

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you get your job from somebody

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Speaker 1: That's terrible.

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Speaker 2: I mean I only worked there for like two days, clearly.

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Speaker 3: So after you were at the bakery for a week,

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Speaker 2: Two days, two day, Okay, so we're legit.

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Speaker 4: Were what is it nine days of work?

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Speaker 1: Nine days of work? Nine days of work? Okay?

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Speaker 2: How much money did you make in those days from

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Speaker 3: One, so it was still it bonus.

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Speaker 1: They're like they owe me shackles healthy that's not even me. No,

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Speaker 1: oh my back you bag sex.

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Speaker 3: Go now shine okay, okay. After the nine days of

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I worked at V I M m oh.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So V I AM is like the it's like

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Speaker 1: a third generation Jimmy Jazz. Okay.

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Speaker 3: But now for our beige listeners, V I M is like,

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Speaker 3: what do white people get?

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Speaker 6: It?

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Speaker 4: Like a pox sun for niggas.

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Speaker 3: So all the surf stuff that you pick up at

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Speaker 3: poc Sun, you pick up like a streetwear at v

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Speaker 1: No, No, no, actually no, Jimmy Jazz is the poc

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Speaker 1: Sun for niggas and v I Am. It's like if

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Speaker 1: didn't get your check never cleared, but you gotta go

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Speaker 1: to the club that night.

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Speaker 4: Got no name brand? VM, what what brands?

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Speaker 1: Not real? They got Jorge Danes. Yeah, they don't have Jordans.

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Speaker 2: You think they have real Jordan's. They only bring like six,

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Speaker 2: but they have jan You think that they actually have

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Speaker 2: to talk to the customer Like that customer said she

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Speaker 4: And I'm staying there with my boss and she's like,

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Speaker 4: are these real?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: And I said no, lady, definitely not. I'm like, I

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Speaker 2: I was joking around with there because I'm like, if

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Speaker 2: you came to the store to bout Jordan's, you're already doing.

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Speaker 1: What do you want?

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Speaker 4: She's like, you passed them?

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Speaker 1: Is open until like ten pm?

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Speaker 2: No, ten pm. We had a lot of I worked

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Speaker 2: It wasn't that bad, is really bad, but you were

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Speaker 1: I AM doing what like obviously stealing money from the

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Speaker 2: I was a stock boy and a salesman. But that

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Speaker 2: It was like me by myself and like rows of

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Speaker 1: Nobody wants, Yeah, Eric Jordane, the sneakers that your uncle

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Speaker 1: thinks that he's like Swaggo. It's like swaggo. Is that

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Speaker 1: what the kids saying? Swaggo? He thinks he's dripping in Swaggo? Okay,

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Speaker 1: But it was like also like instead of Nikes, it

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Speaker 2: No, there were not There were real snakes. People will be.

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Speaker 1: It was a lot of hand me down.

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Speaker 1: The Jews, the Hissidic Jews, weren't rocking. They were in

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Speaker 1: I AM.

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Speaker 4: It's like a consignment shot for broke dudes.

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn. Yes, it's like Buffalo Exchange broke. Wait, hold on, it's.

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Speaker 4: Like, I'm sorry, what is that a cool?

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Speaker 1: Cool? Cooler?

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Speaker 6: You got on?

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Speaker 1: Listen? You could find your whole court suit outfit there

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Speaker 1: that's what people that have to go to if you

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Speaker 1: a faux pat leather shoes. There will be no lining

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Speaker 3: Pot we gonna see all the prints. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: The tags falling off everything.

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Speaker 3: So Andrew after v IM, after your two year stint

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Speaker 2: So I still technically work. I didn't get fired from

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Speaker 1: So you wait, you let us ship on v I

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Speaker 1: M for about what?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I didn't get I mean, I just like stopped. I

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Speaker 2: was like, hey, I told my boss, this is.

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Speaker 1: Why you get fired because first of all, you don't

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Speaker 2: No, I don't get you. I haven't gotten stealing and show.

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Speaker 2: I didn't get fired. I'm still on the rock. I'm

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Speaker 1: You're stealing. You don't let me. You let people ship

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Speaker 4: Whatever what you gonna do?

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Speaker 1: Because they don't have a podcast in Bay, they don't

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Speaker 1: have a PR people don't listen to anything, not even

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Speaker 3: They'd be like, we got this in this size, and

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Speaker 1: That's what you're gonna do. That's that was the next

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Speaker 4: Where were you at?

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Speaker 2: So after v I M?

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Speaker 4: Man, what did I do?

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Speaker 1: After V I M?

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Speaker 2: I worked as an intern at this company called text

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Speaker 2: Pride that.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like like a cover shell corporation. No, no, it's.

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Speaker 2: It was actually really terrible. It was they they sold

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Speaker 2: So it's like L s U if you love that team,

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Speaker 2: they have different emoji stuff for it. All this other crap.

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Speaker 4: First you get that sounds like a credits fine.

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Speaker 2: So one of my friends he went to n y U.

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Speaker 1: Polly, did he go to n Yu or did he

449
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,520
Speaker 1: like security guard?

450
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,399
Speaker 3: Did he passed through any like he had walk through

451
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,879
Speaker 3: had to get to the train. He me cleaning the

452
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:54,359
Speaker 3: windows around and he delivered something you had to go

453
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,560
Speaker 3: to drop it off in andrew tail the truth he.

454
00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,960
Speaker 2: Was enrolled and he's like, yeo, let's it's internship. They'll pay,

455
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,840
Speaker 2: like they don't pay you, but like you get food

456
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,199
Speaker 2: every week. And it was in the summer, and I

457
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:04,920
Speaker 2: was like cool.

458
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,639
Speaker 1: And y'all doing bad. So y'all like I'll take it.

459
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,720
Speaker 1: I'll here. We know better than jelly sandwich.

460
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,440
Speaker 4: Actually we had like the ends, get off.

461
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:11,960
Speaker 1: I'll take that.

462
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,720
Speaker 2: We had like a thirty dollars stipend for the week,

463
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:17,040
Speaker 2: but a week week for the week.

464
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,160
Speaker 4: Listen listen, listen, listen listen.

465
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:23,280
Speaker 1: That's like some third we didn't I think they got

466
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,680
Speaker 1: more money a week from food. Haiti. I went back

467
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,920
Speaker 1: to the put A bakery. The bakery.

468
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,720
Speaker 2: We didn't. We didn't know it was thirty dollars a

469
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,120
Speaker 2: week until like the third week.

470
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:39,359
Speaker 1: Then y'all done about three weeks in getting thirty dollars.

471
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,720
Speaker 2: No, we spent more than thirty dollars.

472
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,679
Speaker 4: So the guy comes up and he's like, hey, can

473
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,080
Speaker 4: you guys.

474
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,879
Speaker 2: You guys spend like over one hundred dollars on food

475
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,720
Speaker 2: like these last two weeks, we can't feed you for

476
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,960
Speaker 2: the next like two weeks.

477
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,880
Speaker 1: You should have went back to the bakery stole another

478
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,560
Speaker 1: hundred bucks. So he on the roster.

479
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:57,320
Speaker 2: My my friend's like, yo, I just told him that

480
00:20:57,359 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 2: my grandma in Pakistan is eyeing and like, I need

481
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,800
Speaker 2: to go to the funeral. So he never showed up

482
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,040
Speaker 2: ever again, and I just stopped showing up. And then

483
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,199
Speaker 2: I recently figured out that they sold their company for

484
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,440
Speaker 2: a million dollars.

485
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 1: Okay, so what was that going to? You know, you

486
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:21,040
Speaker 1: can't even get an unlimited metro card for thirty dollars

487
00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:21,760
Speaker 1: thirty one.

488
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:26,280
Speaker 2: Thirty one, it'll be thirty two because you need to

489
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:26,760
Speaker 2: pay for the car.

490
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,680
Speaker 1: You gotta get that car as well.

491
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,399
Speaker 3: So what were y'all getting for lunch that It was

492
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,520
Speaker 3: like one hundred dollars a week.

493
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:36,080
Speaker 2: It was just going all out, fish and chips, fish and.

494
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,440
Speaker 4: Chips from where yeah could have went like y' y'all

495
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:39,159
Speaker 4: going like a sit.

496
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:43,680
Speaker 1: Down spot, like yeah, like a no, you got to

497
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,280
Speaker 1: go to the hood Chinese restaurant.

498
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:50,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not by NYU buy tech server wherever

499
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 3: the hell. Andrew was working as an I T T

500
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 3: Tech too.

501
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:56,400
Speaker 1: Okay, next job, next job, the next job. Wait, how

502
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 1: long were you at an interne there?

503
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,440
Speaker 2: Like two weeks? Two weeks?

504
00:21:59,480 --> 00:21:59,680
Speaker 1: Okay?

505
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 2: Boom.

506
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,680
Speaker 1: I feel like you're good at getting jobs, which you're

507
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 1: not good at keeping them.

508
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,520
Speaker 3: No, no, no, he's good keeping them. He's not good

509
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,439
Speaker 3: at quitting them because he still has all.

510
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 4: Of these jobs.

511
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still haven't quit any of them. But they're

512
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,679
Speaker 2: not good references because they're like, I've never seen this

513
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:13,120
Speaker 2: guy again?

514
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 4: Who Andrew? What? What's the next job?

515
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 1: After tech Service?

516
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 2: So after Text Pride, I started working at Project Happy. Yeah,

517
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,360
Speaker 2: I work with kids have autism and disabilities physic.

518
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with this project? Absolutely?

519
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a disabilities counselor I'm still because I still

520
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 2: technically worked there.

521
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,120
Speaker 1: Well, let's not talk much about that. Well, how many

522
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,440
Speaker 1: years were you? How long were you at Project Happy?

523
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,440
Speaker 2: Four years? Oh?

524
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 1: Okay, so you were really doing your job. They really

525
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:44,399
Speaker 1: liked you.

526
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,000
Speaker 4: So what kind of stuff are you doing with these kids?

527
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: Did the kids like you?

528
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,680
Speaker 2: Yeah? Kids are cool. So these different kids, they have

529
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,920
Speaker 2: different disabilities like my group all. I mean the first

530
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 2: year I had these his boys and girls and they

531
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 2: all had They're all like, had different ranges of autism.

532
00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 2: So we just played basketball.

533
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 1: So you were just getting paid to play basket swim

534
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 1: But no, no, I was gonna be like, can you play ball?

535
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 2: So, uh, we played volleyball. We just do a bunch

536
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 2: of stuff, hanging out with them for four years. But

537
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 2: now are you all girls like that are in wheelchairs?

538
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 2: So and one kid who's in a wheelchair that I like,

539
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,040
Speaker 2: stay with him, help him eat.

540
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 1: Oh is this the wheelchair basketball league that you're coaching?

541
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

542
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 1: Wait, you wait, the same thing or this is something else.

543
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,640
Speaker 1: It's all it's the same thing, but you are coaching.

544
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 1: I don't they know how to play because they can't.

545
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 1: I mean you were coaching. Oh, Sidy, you've seen him

546
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,639
Speaker 1: not ball. I could just tell by them them shorts

547
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,919
Speaker 1: you got on dunk on you.

548
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 2: That's another that's because you're.

549
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 1: Six okay, lady, six foot four? Do you hear that before?

550
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 1: I got nice eyes, they're very beautiful.

551
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 2: I got a nice voice.

552
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,359
Speaker 1: He's a nice voice, but he is terrible fashion.

553
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 2: Terrible fashion, and that.

554
00:23:54,880 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: Card be getting to come. Oh my god. Well, so

555
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 1: the other job I had.

556
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,879
Speaker 3: I can't believe you blew him up like this on

557
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 3: the podcast.

558
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 2: I just want well, ladies, I got I got salary now,

559
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 2: so good I'm doing that.

560
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,199
Speaker 3: Well, hold on, hold on, let's work our way to

561
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 3: the salary. What was after Project Happy?

562
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:21,679
Speaker 4: I was a Project Happy. I've a DJing, I've been

563
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 4: he's a.

564
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,440
Speaker 1: DJ how long you been DJing?

565
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,880
Speaker 4: Wait, that's really on the books.

566
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: It's not.

567
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 4: It's under the book, under the table. It's under the book.

568
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 2: I don't pay no.

569
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 1: Text o.

570
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 4: This T shirt and collar on that one, I don't

571
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 4: paying no.

572
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 2: But yeah, i'veen djaying since I got at high school,

573
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 2: so for like five years now.

574
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 1: And where what parties do you play? Clubs?

575
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 2: I was just at the Kempton Hotel on like forty

576
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:53,679
Speaker 2: seven this Saturday. Oh nice, I do this place called

577
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 2: one five right off Canal Street every Friday night.

578
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds like a fun lit Wait what's it called.

579
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: Isn't it it like a corner store?

580
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 4: Na, it's like a busy.

581
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 1: You work on the Manhattan fifteen city B. That's a

582
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 1: local bus.

583
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 2: It's a it's an establishment.

584
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 4: It's a establishment.

585
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna look it up. And then that's doke.

586
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 1: What do you what do you usually play?

587
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,640
Speaker 2: I play everything, look Q tub Q tip, I play whatever. Okay,

588
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 2: like the boss he wants top forty and like all

589
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 2: this other stuff.

590
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 1: But you slide in so your ratchets whatever. But what's

591
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: your go to song to like start a party off?

592
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 2: Go to song?

593
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 4: It's like R Kelly ignition, Like everyone is like.

594
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 1: That, are we at a bar mitzvah No, r Kelly,

595
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 1: I'm telling ignition, Well everybody does love R.

596
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 2: Kelly ignition that everybody does. That's a song that'll make

597
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 2: everyone dance. No, ten out of ten times you play

598
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 2: ar Kaye ignition. It might not be the first song,

599
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 2: but in the somewhere in the night, it must.

600
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: Be somebody's bachelorrette.

601
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 4: So what's the song that you're ending the night off with?

602
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,399
Speaker 3: Like, what's your Like, all right, go home, let's call

603
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 3: what song is are you playing?

604
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,400
Speaker 4: Fuji's playing Candy Rain?

605
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because that was the song that they was

606
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 3: played at the end of the They're like all right bye, yeah, doom.

607
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: Do okay, people's ears. Oh no, I thought we were

608
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:25,400
Speaker 1: harmonizing really well, okay, so you d J Next job?

609
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 2: Uh, next job?

610
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: Was actually looking at his resume. He's got a Google doc.

611
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 2: He's got a Google doc of all his job I

612
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 2: used I used to work at for Lincoln Center.

613
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 4: Lincoln I was a tour manager.

614
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 3: Tour message and here's the bathroom, and here's the third

615
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 3: Bathroomlease take your bath.

616
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really was a tour manager.

617
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: Andrew a tour what what's right below manager? You just

618
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:57,639
Speaker 1: skipped right to manager. Yeah, but like tour man. We

619
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,639
Speaker 1: were a tour guy.

620
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 2: Nah, I was actually a or manager.

621
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: Toma here, so you would manage the people who were

622
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 1: given tours.

623
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 3: No, he was managing the people who were coming in

624
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 3: for the tos.

625
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: The hell are you doing it? Lincoln Center.

626
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 2: So we'd go to different schools and have this like

627
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 2: program where we'd have people from Philharmonics come by or

628
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 2: different performers. So I'd have to like hang out with

629
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,160
Speaker 2: the performers, show them where their room is, show them.

630
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 4: I don't think as a tour managed.

631
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: So here's your bottom waters. I'm sorry we didn't see

632
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: it on your rider that you wanted to wait flours.

633
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: Would you like.

634
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 3: Hyrangels, eminems with peanuts or just playing?

635
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 6: I saw you it said that you didn't want any

636
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 6: random and ms, So I ate pillows. I'm sorry you

637
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 6: don't like the blue ones either. You said you like

638
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 6: white lilies. Okay, well they don't have.

639
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: That at the bodega. The bodega floor is your uniform.

640
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 4: You had to wear like a like a green shirt,

641
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 4: is it?

642
00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: That's it?

643
00:27:59,040 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 2: Like a green T shirt.

644
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 1: I can't really talk to you with your legs like

645
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,719
Speaker 1: you got your legs out. They're very dry. I just

646
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: I feel came out in the mother creation. Okay, well,

647
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 1: next job, next time.

648
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 3: How long were you at Lincott Centered as a tour

649
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 3: MANA here?

650
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:19,640
Speaker 2: I say like two months?

651
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: That's a long time, is it? Well, there's a probation

652
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: period with the job, and you didn't even make it through.

653
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 4: Isn't a probation not normally ninety days?

654
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: Is it? Two months? Is not not? He didn't even

655
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: make it through probation? Did you get did you get

656
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: fired or you quit?

657
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 2: I quit?

658
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so you're not still on the roster there?

659
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 1: Next job? What else was the next job?

660
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 2: I used to work at the Standard's Village. I was

661
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 2: a bellman.

662
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: I do remember that for a hot sig. I don't

663
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: see you wearing that uniform at all, really. I can

664
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: see shoulders tie? Yes, was it a pre tide bow tie?

665
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: You're detyped.

666
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 2: Pre tide?

667
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: How long were you at the Standard?

668
00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 6: Uh?

669
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 4: Say a month? I don't even think it was that long.

670
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: So you had so you had health insurance obviously? Yeah,

671
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: for like a month, and I was like I quit, Wait,

672
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: how long does it take for your health insurance to

673
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: kick in.

674
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 2: I think it's I feel like six months. It's a

675
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 2: six month probationary period.

676
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 3: He's got probision for six months to be a bellman.

677
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 3: They want to see you're not gonna drop somebody bag.

678
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: Women have no bags. If you're not gonna we're people

679
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: giving you tips. Yeah, what's the highest tip you ever

680
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: got his a bellman? Dang, come on, it was one

681
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: hundred dollars that he stole from this lady's purse.

682
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 2: Uh, maybe like one hundred bucks or something.

683
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: That's the most. Yeah, you weren't working hard enough. I

684
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 1: was working.

685
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,240
Speaker 4: I was doing the night shift. I was an overnight

686
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 4: Oh that's.

687
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: The time, Like that's where you'd be like you need hookers.

688
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 2: There's been a lot of hook I mean there was

689
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 2: one guy who came in. He didn't even worked, Like,

690
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 2: he didn't even live at the hotel or stay at

691
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 2: the hotel. He was a drug dealer. He always he

692
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 2: was so bad at his job though, because he's always

693
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 2: come and talked to us in the front desk, and

694
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, wait, how did he look. He was

695
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 2: a white dude, white T shirt, black jeans.

696
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 4: Oh, it sounds like Sidney's ex boyfriend.

697
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: Oh no, he was a raggedy old white man. First

698
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: of all, I did not have a white man. That

699
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: was my ex boyfriend who was black, white man, white male.

700
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 2: But he was and he try to be friends with

701
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 2: It's like it'd be three in the morning and he'd

702
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 2: be talking about his life. He'd be talking.

703
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 4: About But when did the hose come?

704
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: The hose? Yeah, you said the hookers.

705
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 2: Oh, the hookers were coming like four or four in

706
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 2: the morning. They have to bring them up to the room.

707
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 3: You would have to escort them up. See, that's a

708
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 3: tour manager right there.

709
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: Should get money.

710
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 3: You see how he got that position because of the

711
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 3: Lincoln Center job.

712
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: They should have gave you more money because they're like, listen,

713
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: I'm protecting y'all goods.

714
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 3: And you could have been a pimp. You could have

715
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 3: segued that hooker tour manager job.

716
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 2: She tried to help one of I was like, hey,

717
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 2: do you need help, And she's like hmm, And I

718
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 2: was like, oh nothing.

719
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: She was like you need trying to get him out

720
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: that life, trying to save these hose.

721
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 3: Man giving her like a Christian work pet pamphlet.

722
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 4: Why did you give her the information for the tech

723
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,040
Speaker 4: surf jobs. She could have got another.

724
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 2: Because I didn't.

725
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: I forgot you. Just slider a whole bunch of resumes,

726
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: like listen, this helped me out. Just fill these out.

727
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 2: Just these.

728
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 1: You got to get out of this life.

729
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 2: You know what.

730
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: There's a bakery looking for a host, like make the money,

731
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: don't make the let the money make And she was like,

732
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: you gotta use what you've got to get what you won't.

733
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: Don't give me none of those Ronnie hoe Que quotes.

734
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 3: Andrew after the standard you do, you still work there,

735
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 3: not quit?

736
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 4: You quit because the night shift sucks.

737
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 2: Night shift sucked. And then yeah, it was just it

738
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 2: wasn't fun. I didn't have fun anymore, all right?

739
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: So what was your next stut out to that next job?

740
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: I work?

741
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 2: I still work in this company called GSA. So I

742
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 2: teach Japanese kids English online.

743
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 4: You teach?

744
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: Do you speak Japanese?

745
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 2: I speak Japanese. You don't need to know Japanese to

746
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 2: speak English to teach and Japanese kids.

747
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 1: You speak English properly?

748
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm an English slip major. I graduated from Hunter College.

749
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 2: You were all English lit No.

750
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: But I was.

751
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 3: Don't give me that all these jobs that you've had,

752
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 3: Like it sounds like you just don't be you don't

753
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 3: show up when you're done.

754
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 1: What do you mean you'd be like I'm not coming

755
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: back to it's hard to run in a family. It does,

756
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: Oh damn no, it does. Every Joe, Well.

757
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 8: No, no, she because every job that I've ever had,

758
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 8: I've never been at a job over the six months

759
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 8: one and every job that i've ever quit, I legit

760
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 8: will be walking out on like a Tuesday, like.

761
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm just gonna come back tomorrow. And

762
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm gonna take this vase too, And yes,

763
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: I like to take like parting gifts.

764
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 2: Parents taught us a lot.

765
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 4: Do you steal things from these jobs?

766
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: I don't steal I mean umbrellas like they don't need it.

767
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 3: Well, I mean you guys to take an umbrella from

768
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 3: the hotel they be having the thick ones. But like

769
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 3: you don't take, like you don't be like taking like

770
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 3: printing paper or like tissue paper. But no, you live.

771
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, yeah, Andrew's a good guy. And so Andrew,

772
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,840
Speaker 1: how much money have you saved from all of these jobs?

773
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 4: And just like saved saved.

774
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: Saved money? What is a safe money to blow on?

775
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, Sidney, how much money have you saved.

776
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 4: From all your jobs?

777
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 2: Oh? Here we go.

778
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 1: I've actually only have had about three and you were

779
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 1: making how much money at these chips?

780
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sydney don't save money either. She don't even know

781
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 3: what had to spell savings.

782
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 2: Because I was working. I mean it was like a

783
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 2: like it was like a sixteen hour dollar. I was like, Andrew,

784
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 2: how old are you? I'm twenty three? Right now you're.

785
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: Twenty You're out here grind twenty three and you've seen

786
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 1: twelve jobs under your belt, maybe more. You probably have

787
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: some jobs and you're just not. I just forgot.

788
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 4: What's the craziest job you've ever had?

789
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: Uh?

790
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 2: Oh?

791
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: I worked one day.

792
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 2: At as one of my I was I was a

793
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 2: Sioux chef for one day, or a prep chef for one.

794
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: Day, chopping that like you were chopping them carrots, Julian,

795
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 1: Julian carrots.

796
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was no, it was like fish. So I

797
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 2: was at this really nice restaurant on the on first

798
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 2: half what's it called first? And it was like first

799
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 2: and don't say first, no, not first and first first

800
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,959
Speaker 2: then like third is it's a really nice, like a

801
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 2: fancy upscale restaurant.

802
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: First and third? Yeah, what fancy restaurant?

803
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 2: Serious?

804
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: I don't the.

805
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 7: Lord in that village in the East village. It was

806
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 7: actually third. That's near Karmel Lounge where we have our show.

807
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 7: The second everyone you.

808
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 2: See that plug full circle it how you do it?

809
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: I passed like John Starks when I was whoever John

810
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: Starks was throwing Kobe Kobe in shack right your shack. Wow,

811
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: I'll be shack. I'll be shocked. I'm not shocked. You're Kobe.

812
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 3: Well, Kobe's not gonna pass the shacks, so you gotta

813
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 3: be shied. Know your hair is giving me Kobe five.

814
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 3: You remember when Kobe had the fro.

815
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it looks good.

816
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 2: It looks good.

817
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: I mean Mon Shupert team, this Taylor's fiance.

818
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,240
Speaker 4: It's called pell I don't write.

819
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 1: We look up.

820
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 3: So we're gonna use your name and he stars. We're

821
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:07,320
Speaker 3: gonna order some stuff for a day. That's a Killard Gillard, Gillard, Andrew,

822
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:08,720
Speaker 3: you worked at what happened?

823
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 4: You quit because fish bones got in your eyes that.

824
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 2: It was really hard.

825
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were there for a day.

826
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just I was just I was in

827
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:18,399
Speaker 2: a basement. Why are you trying to act like that's

828
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 2: not your life? But I was like cutting like it was.

829
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 2: It was so dumb. I was because the fish had

830
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 2: scales on it. So I was taking the knife and

831
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 2: I was just rubbing the scales off. Yah, that's how

832
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 2: you take the scales off for seven like for four hours.

833
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 4: But how much money was you making?

834
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: I didn't make no money. It was like a trial period.

835
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

836
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, So what happened is dating, like the way you

837
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 3: scale these fishes, so you didn't get invited back for

838
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:40,919
Speaker 3: the day too.

839
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: You had one job andrew scale address and it was bad.

840
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:48,240
Speaker 1: Every job I've ever had was terrible. All the jobs,

841
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 1: usual lot of jobs. I think I probably have had.

842
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 4: Like twenty jobs.

843
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 1: But I'm just a little bit older than I'm like

844
00:35:55,200 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: twenty four. So you're never gonna let that twenty four

845
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,400
Speaker 1: go to Sydney.

846
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 3: Let me let me live my twenty four year old life. No,

847
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,800
Speaker 3: I said, because you were born shut up?

848
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 1: Is that the year eighty two?

849
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 2: No?

850
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: It's not, actually okay, I'm sorry. Eighty three. Yeah, the

851
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: crazier's job.

852
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 3: I had a job once where I was working as

853
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 3: an assistant to this dude that.

854
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: Was selling like insurance or something.

855
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 4: It's like in the middle of the summertime.

856
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 3: I would go in shorts and like a tank top

857
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 3: and it was like just his desk and then my desk,

858
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 3: and he was like, Marie, can you set up these

859
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 3: interviews to come in because it was.

860
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: Like you're trying to get people to come in to

861
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: do sales work or something.

862
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 3: And then I got in trouble because I wore He

863
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 3: was like, you're short or too short, and they're not

864
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:45,800
Speaker 3: office appropriate.

865
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: It was like it's not even a real office.

866
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 3: You had the boom booms out it booms. It was

867
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,240
Speaker 3: like July.

868
00:36:54,040 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: You had your boom cosh was outshoosh everything that I

869
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: was like, it's hot. He said, we hired you, not

870
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: your I was like this, this was making all the sales.

871
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 1: He said, you can come in, but yours.

872
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 3: You were coming in and like these like button like

873
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 3: people didn't know what they were coming in for.

874
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 1: Like they would show up and they I got an

875
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 1: interview for this because they kept seeing your poosh like

876
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: this is it. And I had one of those desks

877
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: where like it didn't have a back.

878
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 3: Like a table, so they were like, oh, she got

879
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 3: on shorts and I don't want to work yet. There's

880
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 3: only two desks in this place.

881
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,320
Speaker 1: Exactly. I was there for three days.

882
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 2: Damn yeah, three days.

883
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 3: So that was the shortest I think, or maybe I've

884
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 3: had jobs for like a day where like I trailed

885
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:50,479
Speaker 3: for stuff and then they were.

886
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, no, I actually just quit this. I was

887
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 2: working at this motorcycle company. What in uh you know?

888
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 3: Do you.

889
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: On an on a vaccine?

890
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 4: And Michallay, I don't know that song.

891
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: I've only been I don't know. Yeah that sofo.

892
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 2: Y something something.

893
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: It's really a gods from a gospel album. Kirk Franklin

894
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 1: his early his early stuff is Kirk Franklin or Kurt Franklin.

895
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 2: It's Kirk Franklin. Is it Kirk Franklin?

896
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: It's not k It's not Kurt Kirk. Do you want

897
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 1: to repolution? Thanks? Kirk Kirk?

898
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 4: Actually want to actually quit this mortcycle? Like I actually

899
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 4: quit it?

900
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,919
Speaker 1: Or how did you quit? I sent like because my okay,

901
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:47,399
Speaker 1: this is what happened.

902
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 2: Let me let me so so uh Wednesday, I'm leaving

903
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 2: the shop and I'm like, yo, can I can you

904
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 2: give me a set schedule? Because I'm only working for

905
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 2: two weeks and I'm like, YO, can you give me

906
00:38:58,800 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 2: a set schedule?

907
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: What time is have you coming in?

908
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 4: You can't be coming in like one to five?

909
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 1: You like, I can't do that, Yo. You are so

910
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: related to Marie.

911
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:13,240
Speaker 3: You're so related you wonder five is a solid sketch.

912
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 2: I know, but I'm like, I need some stability in

913
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 2: my life. I'm waking up to five.

914
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,480
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? That's perfect? He's like, I can't

915
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: believe they want me to come in from nine to

916
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 1: nine to five. That makes no sense.

917
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,640
Speaker 3: It was ten to three and I still couldn't get

918
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,280
Speaker 3: there on top. When they find my black ass so quick,

919
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 3: They're like.

920
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: Marie, today is gonna be your last day. I was like,

921
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 1: not tomorrow. I can't come in one more.

922
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 3: They were like, today's your last day, turn in your

923
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,359
Speaker 3: materials and leave.

924
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: They had the security head and walked out.

925
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 6: Yo.

926
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,839
Speaker 1: I was I wanted to throw something at her so bad.

927
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: Give you your box and everything for like three weeks?

928
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: Did they kick you out? Like Jazzy Jeff.

929
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 4: She was like, please learn in your ID badge and go.

930
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 1: And I was like, I can't finish. It's not even

931
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 1: three o'clock. I can't even They wouldn't even let you

932
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: get that.

933
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 3: The worst part was I had to go get my

934
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:19,240
Speaker 3: lunch in the frill. No go gather my yogurt instead?

935
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: Did you really go and get your yoga get? I

936
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 1: was like, did? I'm not leaving this for them?

937
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 3: This kind of yogurt with it was like the yogurt

938
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 3: that when you like it was like a cho Bonnie,

939
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 3: throw the stuff in.

940
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 4: So you're making money.

941
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 1: That's more than I do to shop?

942
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 6: Right?

943
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 1: Or stop? You shop? What for the hell?

944
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 2: Shopping shop?

945
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: Stop in shops? You get like a it's like five

946
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: to five. So they wanted you to come from.

947
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,280
Speaker 2: Just I wanted him to send me a set schedule

948
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 2: so you didn't have to text me all the time.

949
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 2: One to five was cool, But what else were you doing?

950
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 2: I was fixing motorcycles?

951
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 3: Wait, no, wonder five didn't work for you while sitting

952
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 3: because he has like twelve of the other jobs. You know,

953
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 3: he's on the roster thread the bakery. V I M

954
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 3: project happy.

955
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 2: I just I just needed to know like when he like,

956
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 2: when he wanted me to come in, he wanted you

957
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,720
Speaker 2: there one to five, No, but he didn't he'd always

958
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 2: text me like, what are.

959
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: The other times that he would text?

960
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 4: You know, every single day he's like, yo, come through

961
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 4: one to five.

962
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: So you had to said schedule, But it was a.

963
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 2: Text I wanted like an actual like hey, this is

964
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 2: where I'm coming in. Boom, you ask him for too much.

965
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 4: You are asking for too much.

966
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 1: I would just show up every day one to five.

967
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 4: I got a text or no, I said, email me.

968
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 1: She's like, I can't believe they're texting me.

969
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 2: Shut up, suits, I said, email me, the schedule. Wednesday

970
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 2: goes by, nothing happened, Thursday nothing let go so no, no,

971
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 2: no so Friday. I sent him like a text. I

972
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 2: sent him an email like hey, Jeremy was going on.

973
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 2: Hey Jeremy was I'm like, yo, can you send me

974
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,720
Speaker 2: a schedule? I hope it means good? Sincerely years Angel McGill, Boom,

975
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 2: you know how to end it?

976
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:06,879
Speaker 3: Or you spell sincerely incorrectly sincerely? How I feel like, Okay,

977
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 3: I'm a speller, and then city he's gonna spell it,

978
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 3: and then you.

979
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 1: Go spell ready?

980
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 3: Uh sincerely is s I N C E R L

981
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,240
Speaker 3: E Y city?

982
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 4: How sincerely?

983
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: Waitad what since no? Put your phone down? I don't

984
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: want auto correct to help you. That's a yeah, I'm

985
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: a visual. Let me just write it down, because writecerely.

986
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: It's a it's an s I n c E r

987
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: e l y.

988
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 3: She moved, she moved, how you spell it?

989
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:45,720
Speaker 1: Don't mess up the equipment for s I n c

990
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: E r l E.

991
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:56,879
Speaker 3: What. Okay, Old Andrew, that's the one that you put

992
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 3: down first, is the one that that we can We

993
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 3: don't take since early yours. Okay, okay, so are you

994
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 3: a warm regards guy, I'm a warmest regard.

995
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 4: I'm the best best, best is my favorite.

996
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: Oh, Sydney was right, that's got no job. Damn, I

997
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: don't use silly. I just used called me dumb. Can

998
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: you take that back? No, that's your dumb.

999
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 4: You keep that dumb. Give me my notebook back. I

1000
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 4: just want to see what you spelled, sly, and you

1001
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,319
Speaker 4: got it the same way.

1002
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: What you mean? I spelled it like? No? You were

1003
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,919
Speaker 1: like hold on, no, no, no wait and then yeah,

1004
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,760
Speaker 1: the first one was my for why you hush? Okay,

1005
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,839
Speaker 1: we gonna we're gonna play it back. We don't check

1006
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 1: the table, sny. You you know what you win? What?

1007
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: Absolutely nothing?

1008
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 2: So?

1009
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: Uh man, you still got them shorts on.

1010
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 2: You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.

1011
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 4: Okay, so you I don't even remember what we were talking about.

1012
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 4: So Friday goes by, he didn't send me anything. Saturday

1013
00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 4: goes by.

1014
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 1: I said him, this matters, Okay, hold on, we gotta

1015
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: do this quiz. Damn well, you're not gonna learn finish.

1016
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: Let me finish. So what happened? That guy was just like, uh,

1017
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: you asking for schedules? You know? He didn't she black.

1018
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 1: He just stopped fired.

1019
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,320
Speaker 2: No, he just stopped emailing me, stopped texting me. So

1020
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 2: I kept email texting. I'm like, yo, I haven't got

1021
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 2: paid yet. So I sent me email, Yo, Jeremy, you

1022
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 2: gonna pay me this money? Or what what we're gonna do?

1023
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 2: Andrew McGill. And then I went I went to the spot.

1024
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,439
Speaker 2: I went to the spot. I went to the shop

1025
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 2: and I looked around. I'm looking around, ain't nothing there.

1026
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: He's there, and I'm like, yo, where's this man anymore?

1027
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: I thought he left?

1028
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 2: I thought he left, and I'm like, yo, there's something going.

1029
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: Your message sounded like DMX and then you ended with

1030
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 1: sincerely hear my flesh of my flesh blood of my blood.

1031
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,439
Speaker 1: Don't have me come up with there and run run

1032
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 1: me my money, nigga, sincerely, and well maybe you.

1033
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 4: Spilled yours wrong.

1034
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 2: No, And then in my I don't know why, I

1035
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 2: was like, maybe he's like either he left or he's dead.

1036
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 2: That's the only reason why, because he's not at the shop. No,

1037
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 2: I don't know where he's at. So I was like,

1038
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 2: if if he's dead and they find his body and

1039
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,399
Speaker 2: they find his phone and they look through that shit,

1040
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 2: they're gonna look at all the emails, all the texts

1041
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 2: I've been said, up, I'm gonna be trying suspect number

1042
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,280
Speaker 2: one number wow.

1043
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 1: Non murderous text me.

1044
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, man, like I love you, like

1045
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 2: I appreciate everything that you let me do. But when

1046
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 2: you're gonna pay me though, you still wait on that nest. No,

1047
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 2: he actually emailed me. He's like, oh man, things have

1048
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 2: been crazy, blah blah. And I was like, send him

1049
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 2: this nice man. I was like, hey, I don't feel appreciated,

1050
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 2: my man. I didn't say my man. I said, I

1051
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 2: don't feel appreciated in this my brother, my brother.

1052
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 4: So I quit. I was like, Yo, just pay me

1053
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 4: my money.

1054
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 1: It sounds like you had already he was done with you.

1055
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 3: I don't like when when a chick, when the dude

1056
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 3: messages his chick over and over again and.

1057
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 4: You like, I'm not interested in you. I just I

1058
00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 4: was hungry that one time he was want to play you.

1059
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 3: So about he's been busy, he has his phone, he

1060
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 3: checks his email every day. That's how you running a

1061
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 3: business and you don't check your email. He just he

1062
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 3: was sending you to spam. Sincerely, yours smam. Now we

1063
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 3: want to see if you're really an expert at all

1064
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 3: these jobs, right, We want to see if you really

1065
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 3: have had nineteen jobs or if you're just Tommy from

1066
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 3: Martin Job.

1067
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 1: I feel like you looked at a lot of these

1068
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: things and just put it on your resume, because that's

1069
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: what people do.

1070
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 2: That's actually crazy.

1071
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 1: They resume be nothing but fables and fallacies and lies

1072
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 1: fallacies and lives fallacies, which is basically a lie. Okay,

1073
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,399
Speaker 1: so here we are. Are you ready?

1074
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1075
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 4: I'm ready?

1076
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 3: Question number one? What are the forms you have to

1077
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 3: fill out when you're first tired?

1078
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 4: Just named two of the forms?

1079
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 2: Oh a W two and h W two and no

1080
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 2: W four sorry W four.

1081
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 4: Niggas only two. What's the name and of the form

1082
00:46:58,920 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 4: W four?

1083
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: And then you just feel like a Andrew. You feel

1084
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 1: like a direct deposit direk deposit in W four form

1085
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 1: that I just made up.

1086
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 4: You know, I also don't have a job.

1087
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 2: I think it's ten ninety nine W four.

1088
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 1: Okay, but you didn't say four.

1089
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 2: It's the same thing.

1090
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, Ed, We're gonna give you half a point,

1091
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 3: all right.

1092
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 4: Sidney, what's the next question?

1093
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 1: Okay? What is it called when a woman takes off

1094
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 1: of work sickly? Maybe?

1095
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,439
Speaker 2: Oh, maternity leave? Excuse me?

1096
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 1: Okay, all right? And what about a man? When a

1097
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:37,760
Speaker 1: man takes off.

1098
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 2: That niggas at home chilling, sickly, sickly?

1099
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 3: No, no, no, when the dude takes off because they

1100
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 3: just had a baby.

1101
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 2: Is that not maternity leave?

1102
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: No? I thought it was, was like, what is that?

1103
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 2: Is there a term for that?

1104
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: Yes, just guess paternity There you go, paternity leave.

1105
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 2: Stupid an English slip.

1106
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 1: Baby. You need to you need to thank Maury for

1107
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: that praternity tests.

1108
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:02,879
Speaker 3: Test.

1109
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 4: And then, Sidney, what's the next question?

1110
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 1: How many references do you usually need for a new job? Uh?

1111
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 2: Two references? Actually you can have one, but then actually

1112
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 2: two is two is better. So it's either you got

1113
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 2: a prior boss or a current boss and then you

1114
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 2: get like a friend who's like a character reference excuse me,

1115
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Speaker 2: character witness character watch too.

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Speaker 1: Much for you. Here's a question for you, Andrew. If

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00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 1: you have a problem at work, who do you speak to?

1118
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:33,600
Speaker 2: Speak to the HR? Baby.

1119
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 4: HR stands for Human resource.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't know, whole room, talk to the homeroom teacher.

1121
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 1: You're here at the human room for the human room,

1122
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: human rights.

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00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 2: It could be human rights.

1124
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,399
Speaker 1: I'm here for human rights. Have you ever been to HR?

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00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:57,280
Speaker 1: Cool? What happened? She was she got me the job, Sarah? Okay,

1127
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 1: but have you had a problem?

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Speaker 3: Has anybody reported you, like at like a VIM in

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00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:03,439
Speaker 3: Bay Ridge or something, you.

1130
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Speaker 1: Have to go to HR for some just somebody like

1131
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: touch you in an inappropriate place. They were like show

1132
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 1: me on this door where they touched you? Did you

1133
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: have to know?

1134
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 2: I think my manager at VIM was HR. So like,

1135
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 2: how is that they can't have that? Ye was dual position,

1136
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 2: conflicate interest. It is complicated.

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00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 1: So she could fire me, and then she could she

1138
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: could rehire me. Like a problem with the manager and

1139
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: it's like, well, let me speak, Let me speak to them.

1140
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: Who is your manager? You nigga?

1141
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 2: No, because we have two managers. And one of the

1142
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 2: managers fired me and I was like, yeah, Wendy, he

1143
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 2: can't fire me. And she's like, you're right, he can't

1144
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 2: fire you. So she hired me back and.

1145
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 1: He's like why and then he's like, how are you

1146
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 1: still here? And then she fired you and then he

1147
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not hiring you back and I hate you.

1148
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: Have you ever gone to HR?

1149
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 8: No?

1150
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: You had. Wait, didn't you have a problem with some

1151
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: money at your job and you went to somebody about it?

1152
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: There was this girl. There was a girl like making

1153
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 1: you do work that you weren't supposed a word Sydney.

1154
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 1: We don't bring it back to two thousand and five.

1155
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 4: We're going all the way.

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00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: Back to the archives of my last Did that just happened? No?

1157
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: I didn't go to HR. I sent them a message

1158
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: because I was hired as a temp and oh you

1159
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: had a paper trill, that's what it was. Well.

1160
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 3: I messaged them and was like, I'm not really understanding

1161
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 3: what why we're both doing the same job. And then

1162
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 3: they were like, you're right, we only need one of you.

1163
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: By just like your black ass always saying shit because

1164
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Speaker 1: I really hated that girl. She was so terrible. Well

1165
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: because we.

1166
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 3: Were both getting paid to do the same thing, but

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Speaker 3: she was making me do the work. So I mean

1168
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Speaker 3: she was a white Technically I won because she still

1169
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,760
Speaker 3: has to do her work. I mean she's making money,

1170
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 3: but like it's not that much money.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: I've never gone to HR ever, like.

1173
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 3: There's been Oh, Sydney, didn't you have a problem with

1174
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 3: your Facebook page? They were like, oh, you'll be talking

1175
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 3: about us at work, and then now your Facebook page

1176
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 3: is private because people that you work with were like, oh,

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00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,839
Speaker 3: Sydney be talking about work and she's not happy here.

1178
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 4: Sinney looks disheveled right now?

1179
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 1: Doesn't she look solid, bewildered, be wilder? Okay, look, I

1180
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: really do still work there, and that's where we get

1181
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: our money from. And you go in there and you

1182
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:17,839
Speaker 1: get your little cheese plate and whatnot, and they got new,

1183
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: they got a new Risuta balls up and shut up. Andrew,

1184
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: get out of here, the result. Get the hell out.

1185
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: I'm so tired of you. Well, I can't with you guys.

1186
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 3: Andrew, did you have anything else, like any misconceptions or

1187
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 3: anything that you learned in these fifteen jobs that you

1188
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 3: feel like.

1189
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:41,359
Speaker 4: People should know.

1190
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 2: Oh, have a good just be good in the interview, Like,

1191
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter, it doesn't killing. It don't matter what

1192
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 2: your resume says on it, as long as you can

1193
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 2: like talk to people and have like does that just

1194
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 2: be personable?

1195
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 3: Show up with that album, Andrew, It doesn't matter what

1196
00:51:58,600 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 3: you got on.

1197
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: It don't matter what you got on.

1198
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:05,240
Speaker 2: You don't remember that scene in uh that Will Smith

1199
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 2: movie Happiness where he comes in and he's like, I

1200
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 2: may not know what this job is. And he's like,

1201
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 2: but if I but if you give me a chance,

1202
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 2: I'll find the answer.

1203
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 3: No works basically.

1204
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 1: Look homeless in the interview, but just killing. And then

1205
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 1: one day.

1206
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 3: You'll grow up and be Will Smith and you'll have

1207
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 3: two weird kids and one cute son.

1208
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,839
Speaker 2: Two weird kids and one son.

1209
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:29,280
Speaker 4: Well, yeah he has three kids.

1210
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: Does he have three kids? Yeah? From his first wife, Trey. Oh,

1211
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 1: who cares about Trey.

1212
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 3: He's like a grown ass man.

1213
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 1: He's mad normal. He works at the DMV.

1214
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 3: Come on, no, you know where he works. He works

1215
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:46,560
Speaker 3: at Lincoln Center as a tour man. Wait, we're gonna

1216
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 3: ask you what's okay? So we're gonna go around as

1217
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 3: we're closing this out, and since you've gone on so

1218
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,839
Speaker 3: many interviews, you have to know, like, I just want

1219
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 3: everybody to say, like one ask one interview question.

1220
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You know what I mean. Yeah,

1221
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: we're gonna interview questions.

1222
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 3: Oh city, you already lost cities by everybody lunch, So

1223
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 3: Andrew's gonna say it, and then I'm gonna say one,

1224
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 3: and then you gotta say one.

1225
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,560
Speaker 4: Cool, okay, go ahead, I'm gonna take care. So what

1226
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 4: is your biggest strength?

1227
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 6: Oh?

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00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the.

1229
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 4: Question I always as.

1230
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 1: Here's mine? Why do you want to work here?

1231
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:22,879
Speaker 2: That's the dumbest answer. I hate.

1232
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 3: That's so dumb because I need money, that's why. And

1233
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 3: no one's paying my bills because obviously my ask is

1234
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,239
Speaker 3: not big enough yet.

1235
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 4: Sydney, what's an interview question?

1236
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 1: So what are your long term girls and your short term? Yeah?

1237
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: And I said, well, my short term, gals is like

1238
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 1: I want to get money, get hose and do what

1239
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 1: I need to do. Long term, I just want to

1240
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 1: have a savings account. So can you help me have

1241
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: you don't?

1242
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 4: Savings account can be a short term golf.

1243
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: No, we can go. Matter of fact, let's shut this

1244
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: whole operation. We're gonna get some money.

1245
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 4: I can't belie. She's so terrible.

1246
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 3: Same Black Americans. Come mom, Okay, what was your best job?

1247
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: We never even talked about? Was like the best and

1248
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 1: the worst?

1249
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 2: Dang, my best job.

1250
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 4: I think working at the Standard was my like my

1251
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 4: best job because.

1252
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: I didn't work.

1253
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 4: I didn't work. You quit though, yeah, but I didn't

1254
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 4: work like it was fun.

1255
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,359
Speaker 2: I'd go to work, I watched Star Wars, I'd eat

1256
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:27,359
Speaker 2: free food, I'd hang out.

1257
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,759
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm here for the food. I'm not here for

1258
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 3: the Star Wars. That sounds like a fifty to fifty

1259
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:32,240
Speaker 3: lose win situation.

1260
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 2: I literally did nothing. So that was your best job

1261
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:36,439
Speaker 2: and it was the best, And it was the worst

1262
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 2: job because it was I was there overnight.

1263
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, overnight. It's terrible to work. I've never had

1264
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 1: freaks come worst best job.

1265
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,359
Speaker 3: The worst job I had was probably the one where

1266
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 3: I wore the poom boom shorts for three days. The

1267
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:54,800
Speaker 3: boom boom, the boom boom gosh was out the boom gosh,

1268
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 3: the boom boom boom, and then my best job was

1269
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 3: the other job I got fired from because I didn't

1270
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 3: show up for like a week because my boss was

1271
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 3: out of the country. And I was like, oh, she's

1272
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 3: not here. I don't need to be here and show up.

1273
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,839
Speaker 3: I mean I would show up late. I was doing

1274
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 3: like a one to three, like I was doing that shit.

1275
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:18,240
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, she's I'm gonna she doesn't, she can't.

1276
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:22,280
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get here at lunch. And then she called

1277
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 3: me and she was like, Marie, where are you at.

1278
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 3: I called the office and you're not there. I was like, uh,

1279
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 3: I went to Dwayne Raid. I'm right outside of the pharmacy.

1280
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 3: And I was on the train. I was crossing the

1281
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:34,280
Speaker 3: brook crossing the Manhattan Bridge and it was like next stop,

1282
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 3: Canal Stream and I.

1283
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,720
Speaker 1: Was like, by Carol.

1284
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 3: And then the next when she got back, the day

1285
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 3: she got back, she fired me.

1286
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 4: So she's terrible. So why was that that was the best?

1287
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: That was the best job.

1288
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,879
Speaker 3: I was making the most money and I didn't really

1289
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 3: have to do that much work, and I was doing

1290
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 3: less than the not a lot of work I had

1291
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 3: to do, and that's why I got fired.

1292
00:55:56,160 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 1: Sydney best worst job. It's crazy it's the job. Then

1293
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: I got fired from as well. It was my best

1294
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 1: job because I was making everything in cash, everything how

1295
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 1: much money?

1296
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 3: Like were you walking up with like like a slow

1297
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 3: night six and a busy night twelve hundred thirteen?

1298
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:14,439
Speaker 2: You got.

1299
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 1: What you see these? You see these titties on my chest.

1300
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,400
Speaker 1: This is my motherfucking savings.

1301
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 3: And yet them titties is not they're not there's not

1302
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 3: a return investment on them to take because you're still

1303
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 3: paying for everything now I know.

1304
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 1: But it was the best job because I would get

1305
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 1: money in cash. And it was the worst job because

1306
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 1: I drank way too much. I got fucked up, and

1307
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 1: then I developed a bad drinking habit, and then I

1308
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,880
Speaker 1: got fired essentially from drinking. And they were like you.

1309
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,880
Speaker 1: I was like, you hired me here to be the

1310
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,839
Speaker 1: party girl, and I am the party girl.

1311
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 3: They're like, well, parties over today, pack up your belongings

1312
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 3: and go. They were like they were like lights out, nigga,

1313
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,359
Speaker 3: what's my mother's name?

1314
00:56:59,440 --> 00:56:59,839
Speaker 2: A candy?

1315
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: And as you walked out, is it rainbows or rain drops?

1316
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. Rain I feel like this show is

1317
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 1: sponsored by karaoke, but it's not.

1318
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 3: It's not carried Okay, it's sponsored by black people killing

1319
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 3: it acoustically? And what's the word where there's no music

1320
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 3: playing behind you?

1321
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 2: A capella?

1322
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:27,479
Speaker 1: A cappella? No, but it's really sponsored by something else today.

1323
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 1: Remember it's sponsored by zip Card. Zip Card.

1324
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 3: No wait wait, oh my goodness, Sydney. I feel like

1325
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 3: we're gonna have to wrap this up. No, no, no, okay,

1326
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 3: I thank you so much for listening to the own

1327
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 3: official expert. Sydney's about to tell you exactly what we're

1328
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 3: sponsored by. Before we do that, Andrew, where can people

1329
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 3: see you? Where you're gonna be next?

1330
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 4: What shift?

1331
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 1: With job?

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Speaker 4: What show?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be at the show that you were

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Speaker 2: at a couple of days ago. Next month? It's Monday.

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Speaker 2: What's the first Monday?

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Speaker 1: Yes, the first Mondays of every month?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: First, can check me out, Sydney.

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Speaker 1: Where you at next?

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Speaker 4: Where can people find you?

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Speaker 1: With media?

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 1: Job? What job? Are you going to be an?

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Speaker 2: Andrew?

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Speaker 1: That I could just pop by?

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Speaker 3: Okay, we'll be there, but we're gonna have on heather

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Speaker 3: gray sweatshorts.

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Speaker 2: I can't let you know.

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Speaker 1: Uh? And you social media?

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Speaker 4: What do you have to plug?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Twitter?

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Speaker 4: Facebook, Instagram?

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Speaker 2: Uh mcguildrew at Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Hit me up mcguildrew mc g I L L D

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Speaker 3: R E WU and I am you know.

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Speaker 1: You know where I'm at rez R E E E.

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Speaker 3: Z Y And you can catch Sydney and I at

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Speaker 3: the warm up the second Saturday of every freaking month

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Speaker 3: at Karmel Lounge, Sydney. How we gonna get there? We

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Speaker 3: gotta get there with the zip car. We got to

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Speaker 3: do that.

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Speaker 1: The Unofficial Expert is definitely sponsored by zipcar dot com.

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Speaker 1: Zip car is offering twenty five dollars of free driving

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Speaker 1: credit at zip car dot com. Okay, okay, you have

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Speaker 1: to go there. It's amazing. It's the world's largest car

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Speaker 1: sharing network, providing wills when you want, five hundred plus

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Speaker 1: cities and towns, five hundred plus colleges, and fifty plus

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Speaker 1: airports everywhere. That's how Andrew gets to all his jobs.

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Speaker 1: So listen, sign up now with the r Where can

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Speaker 1: they find this? You can get us at a what

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Speaker 1: is it?

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Speaker 3: Join zip card dot com slash Unofficial Experts.

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Speaker 1: There is so much You're perfect. I'm so good. I

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Speaker 1: should work for zip car. I really think you should

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Speaker 1: be leave Unofficial Expert and go to zip car just

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Speaker 1: work for them, you know what.

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Speaker 2: Let me look at your resume and see if I

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Speaker 2: could tweak it. Tweak it for a bit, Oh Andrew,

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: Guys, Thank you for listening, Sincerely yours unofficial experts. Yes, same, best,

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Speaker 3: unofficial experts, Warm regards, sincerely, sincerely.

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Speaker 7: Sincerely, bye bye bye, listeners of the Unofficial Expert podcast.

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Speaker 3: Zipcar is offering twenty five dollars of free driving credit

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Speaker 3: at zipcar dot com. So to earn that twenty five

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Speaker 3: dollars of free driving credit, go to join zipcar dot

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Speaker 3: com slash Unofficial Experts again. That's join zipcar dot com

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Speaker 3: slash Unofficial Experts to earn free driving credit