Speaker 1: Handy.
Speaker 2: Hi Scott, don't leave cereal with your hands, you guy
Speaker 2: him when you hand.
Speaker 3: A gem in, eat cereal for the.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Your milk is coming.
Speaker 3: Spoon man, come again, look to recu cereals. Yes, Gott
Speaker 3: you be had Andrew cereal jelous.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wait, so how come you stopped the recording? You're not
Speaker 4: You're not going to record this one?
Speaker 1: No, because I think we need to go back to
Speaker 1: the drawing board on what we want with that.
Speaker 4: So we're not putting anything on YouTube.
Speaker 1: No, I mean we recorded the last one. Yeah, at
Speaker 1: the end, I think we came up with a good
Speaker 1: idea and then we'll go from there.
Speaker 4: Okay, Welcome to Serial Killers. This is episode one thirty nine. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I thought this is episode one thirty eight. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: it is Monday.
Speaker 1: Where did you get that cough from?
Speaker 4: It wasn't a cough. I had a frog in my throat.
Speaker 4: It's Monday, August.
Speaker 1: Thirty first, beach vacation. I know what you're doing.
Speaker 4: Last No, we did not. It's still August. It's the
Speaker 4: last day of August August.
Speaker 1: Thirty first, which means we're on vacation. We are on vacation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right now, as you are listening to this, my
Speaker 4: family's probably fighting. Oh fine, because we all want to
Speaker 4: do different things. Love that for you, and it's good times. Great,
Speaker 4: I'm glad I spent so much on this vacation. Wonderful. Basically,
Speaker 4: we're just going to sit in the house because you
Speaker 4: know cool. Probably by the time this airs, the state
Speaker 4: that we're going to will be one of those quarantine states,
Speaker 4: so we won't even be able to come back to
Speaker 4: New York. It's going to be great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can spend tons of money on Airbnbs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, lots of fun. Hey, this is Serial Killers. It's
Speaker 4: the podcast where we eat cereal and we're in the
Speaker 4: middle of a new cereal sensation.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 4: It just means we've got lots of new cereals.
Speaker 1: That's exciting.
Speaker 4: So we're gonna have another brand new cereal today. Would
Speaker 4: you like to do new or classic today? New to start?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: You want to start with the new one? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: I'm going down to the cereal sack for the new cereal.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 4: This cereal is from our friend Mary. I believe that's
Speaker 4: how you say it. M I R I E. Mary,
Speaker 4: not Mary? What show is that from? Mary? I?
Speaker 1: Don't Know two two.
Speaker 4: Seven The Cops to two seven The show two two
Speaker 4: seven with Marla Gibbs and jack A Mary. I know
Speaker 4: who jack A is. Yeah, that's how she used to
Speaker 4: say mayy fun. Anyway, So there was not much fanfare
Speaker 4: about this new cereal line. I'm just saying, the only way,
Speaker 4: the only way, you don't even care. The only way
Speaker 4: that I found out about it is I went to
Speaker 4: the website of this company because I was looking for
Speaker 4: one of their bars to see if it came in
Speaker 4: a specific flavor. And when I went there, it said cereal, and.
Speaker 1: I was like, what do you have any ideas kind bars?
Speaker 4: Yes, andrew Ding ding Ding on the first guest. So
Speaker 4: there's a whole new line of Kind Cereal. And our
Speaker 4: friend Marie didn't want to send this one because she
Speaker 4: knows you hate fruit. I said, send it because he
Speaker 4: hates fruit. Great, so she said, it's a chocolate one. Also,
Speaker 4: we'll do that one down the road. So this is
Speaker 4: Kind Cereal Apple Cinnamon. It's got pumpkin seeds and super
Speaker 4: grain flakes and cinnamon apples that you should Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 4: she's from Las Vegas, by the way. This came all
Speaker 4: the way from Vegas.
Speaker 1: Damn yeah, wait is she does she listen to like
Speaker 1: the Big Show?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just think she's a big fan
Speaker 4: of Sereal Killer.
Speaker 1: That's awesome, isn't it. What are you looking for.
Speaker 4: A shaky thing? They're not in the same category. That's
Speaker 4: the problem, because it is important that this cereal be shook.
Speaker 4: So just shake it, just like you are shook right now.
Speaker 1: You don't, Oh god, please don't try and use hip lingo.
Speaker 4: Look at you on your phone? Yeah? Who are you
Speaker 4: talking to?
Speaker 1: I'm just you know, looking at things while you take
Speaker 1: forty seven minutes to find your shake jingles?
Speaker 4: Which one do you want me to play? I don't
Speaker 4: care the Debbie Gibson won great, it was Debbie Gibson.
Speaker 1: I know who Debbie Gibson is.
Speaker 4: Shake now you know why we shake boxes?
Speaker 1: Yes? So this way the contents. You don't get a
Speaker 1: pour with just flakes. This way it all moves around.
Speaker 4: Because all the way from Vegas, it was sitting like
Speaker 4: this in a truck and it kept shaking down, down, down,
Speaker 4: So all the heavier ingredients are down at the bottom.
Speaker 4: So we have to shake it to redisturbut them throughout
Speaker 4: the box.
Speaker 1: Something tells me it doesn't work, but I think it does.
Speaker 1: You think a lot of things work when they don't.
Speaker 4: Now look again, look at look what kind did? Look
Speaker 4: how small the bag is inside the much bigger box.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I understand that cereal is sold by weight, not by volume,
Speaker 4: but it's a little bit misleading.
Speaker 1: This is going to be like a Cashee cereal. I disagree, disagree.
Speaker 4: I think it's going to be sweet and delicious. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm excited for it.
Speaker 1: Okay, good.
Speaker 4: There's are four or five different ones of these, and
Speaker 4: I'm so happy that we have the Apple one. First.
Speaker 4: Are you ready for your throat to close?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm very excited for my favorite part.
Speaker 4: It is my favorite part as well.
Speaker 1: I know it is.
Speaker 4: And you're gonna go, eh, it's tingling, I'm allergic, And
Speaker 4: then you'll be like, it's not andy, You're fine. That's right.
Speaker 4: You are fine because you're not allergic. If you were allergic,
Speaker 4: you'd have big problems.
Speaker 1: Again, you can be allergic to something with a minor reaction.
Speaker 2: I heard a tickle.
Speaker 1: Have you been to an allergist before?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Look at that spill?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, job, nice job spilling. Now the studio is
Speaker 1: gonna smell like vomit.
Speaker 4: I went to a nutritionist when I was younger. This
Speaker 4: nutrition is printed out a sheet of about seven thousand
Speaker 4: things that apparently I was allergic to. I eat them
Speaker 4: all to this day.
Speaker 1: Well, you know you can grow out of allergies. Yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 1: So with that said, no, but I never had them.
Speaker 1: Let's move on.
Speaker 4: I I was going to the health food store and
Speaker 4: eating carib chips for many years of my it's fake chocolate.
Speaker 4: You know, I had to have my chocolate. I here
Speaker 4: you go. I love the apples, the flake's not so much.
Speaker 4: Is the milk bad? No? I would go into this
Speaker 4: box and pick out all the apples and just eat
Speaker 4: the apples as a snack.
Speaker 1: I actually like this cereal a lot. It tastes very
Speaker 1: well rounded.
Speaker 4: But for some reason, I'm getting a sour milk essence.
Speaker 4: And the milk's not bad. I think it's the seed,
Speaker 4: the pumpkin seeds. Yeah, I love to sin themon apples.
Speaker 4: But I think what it is this particular cereal. You
Speaker 4: need fat free skim milk. The two percent milk that
Speaker 4: we're using doesn't mesh well with the healthy lifestyle. This
Speaker 4: cereal offers.
Speaker 1: Don't mind it. And I'm gonna give this three bowls
Speaker 1: in a spoon out of every cereal. Oh, there it goes.
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 1: Oh myche is a little bit cheap. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll be fine. I think out of all the fruit
Speaker 1: in cereals, this might be one of my favorites.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of apples in it. They're very generous
Speaker 4: with the apples, and I like it. However, I'm going
Speaker 4: want to give it three balls. And again I believe
Speaker 4: that that's our fault because this needs a fat free milk.
Speaker 4: The thick two percent milk does not mix well with
Speaker 4: this surreal. You don't know the difference. You're just like, ah,
Speaker 4: it's great, I'll use almond milk. I don't care. It's
Speaker 4: all the same.
Speaker 1: Now you're Napoleon Dynamite. You are legitimately Napoleon Dynamite.
Speaker 4: Do you remember that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, cool? So now how is that?
Speaker 4: Did you say? What was his tagline?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: He said something. Uh, it was on like T shirts
Speaker 4: Vote for Pedro. What did you say, Yeah, it's vote
Speaker 4: for Pedro. Yeah, but he used to say duh, what
Speaker 4: did he say? He said something? Gosh, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Gosh right, I called you the Delicious pass.
Speaker 4: I think most people listening to this don't even know
Speaker 4: what that movie is, right, Napoleon Dynamite.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows Napoleon Dynamite. That was like one of the
Speaker 1: biggest movies in two thousand and three, two thousand and four,
Speaker 1: you were in diapers. No, I wasn't. I was in
Speaker 1: seventh or eighth grade and I saw it in the
Speaker 1: movie theater.
Speaker 4: It's crazy and you were cool, right because you went
Speaker 4: with your friends. You see Napoleon Dynamite. H when you
Speaker 4: were like twelve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom dropped us off at the movie theater
Speaker 1: and it was like, see you later, ma'am.
Speaker 4: It's funny because right around that time I was going
Speaker 4: to see Chips ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Three two thousand and four, you were going to see
Speaker 1: Chips ninety nine, which I'm guessing by the title implies
Speaker 1: it came out in nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4: I actually think it came out on late nineteen ninety eight,
Speaker 4: maybe early ninety nine. It was that one was way
Speaker 4: better than the Chips movie that just came out like
Speaker 4: two years, three years that you still saw I did.
Speaker 4: How could I not? I mean, I was actually searching
Speaker 4: for stuff on YouTube yesterday and I was watching their
Speaker 4: thirty fifth anniversary reunion.
Speaker 1: You were so weird.
Speaker 4: Paunch didn't show up. He's not into that stuff, and
Speaker 4: Orchestrada is like, oh no, I'm not cooperating anymore. I'm seven,
Speaker 4: Mary four, I'm out.
Speaker 1: Right. You can literally just say random things about Chips
Speaker 1: and I'll believe it. Like that one episode with the Aliens,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, yeah, there was.
Speaker 4: Did totally worried. It was the stupidest thing ever. And
Speaker 4: Elvira was in that one and they were like in
Speaker 4: the water. That was in the sixth season. They had
Speaker 4: already gone and jumped the shark. By then John left
Speaker 4: because he was like, I'm out, and they brought in
Speaker 4: that that got arrested for drugs Tom Riley.
Speaker 1: But you know so much about Chips. I really hope
Speaker 1: if they ever do like like a montage or like.
Speaker 4: One and I'm there like, yeah, well, you know episode
Speaker 4: seven of season.
Speaker 1: Four, behind the music of Chips exactly for the true
Speaker 1: Hollywood story. You'd be the expert that they would be,
Speaker 1: like Chips expert.
Speaker 4: Did you know that Officer Barisa only pulled his gun.
Speaker 4: He's the only one that's ever pulled his gun, and
Speaker 4: he pulled it three times in three different seasons, and
Speaker 4: that was it.
Speaker 1: No, what's actually really funny. Our friend Rob Shooter, who
Speaker 1: comes in all the time, does this celebrity podcast.
Speaker 4: He hasn't come in anymore.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean, no one's coming in because of
Speaker 1: the pandemic, but he's on the Reels channel sometimes on
Speaker 1: some of the like celebrity expos the one really And
Speaker 1: it's so funny because I'm like, I know him.
Speaker 4: That's pretty sad that they had to get him. They
Speaker 4: must be no one available.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, what hi Rob?
Speaker 4: All right, let's move on now. Our friend Omar suggested
Speaker 4: that we do this. Okay, he sent me a picture
Speaker 4: when he was in Target a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 4: and yeah, it's a Target Cereal which is what pantry?
Speaker 1: What's it called wholesome pantry?
Speaker 4: Market pantry? The wholesome pantry is shop rights brand market
Speaker 4: pantry is everyone has a pantry. Yeah, maybe we should
Speaker 4: have the Cereal pantry. If I put doors on the
Speaker 4: Cereal library, it then becomes the Cereal pantry.
Speaker 1: Well, we have a pantry in our house and there's
Speaker 1: no doors on. Well, I guess there's a door to
Speaker 1: get into the pantry, but.
Speaker 4: A pantry is just a closet. Yeah, but I guess
Speaker 4: when you hear pantry you think food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, don't eat from our pantry.
Speaker 4: The cereal is bad going down to the cereal sack.
Speaker 4: Thank you for your suggestion. Omar, you already have a shirt,
Speaker 4: so I'm not sending you one. Plus I had to
Speaker 4: buy this, so screw you. Far out fruity, speaking of aliens,
Speaker 4: it's far out fruities.
Speaker 1: I feel like if we ever did a meet and
Speaker 1: greet with fans, you'd get sick of it in like
Speaker 1: two seconds.
Speaker 4: I want to go that's not true, because when we
Speaker 4: did the Elvis book signing Glory the Serial Killers, fans
Speaker 4: all came out and I was so into it. So
Speaker 4: this is his big question was it says naturally flavored
Speaker 4: with other natural flavors, and he didn't quite understand what
Speaker 4: that means. I don't either. It just means that it's
Speaker 4: there's flavors cool, some of them are natural and some
Speaker 4: of them are other natural. Great sweet and multi grain cereal.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you want to hear it, cornflour, blend, sugar,
Speaker 4: wheat flour, whole grain, oat flour, high olaic, canola oil, salt,
Speaker 4: vegetable fruit juice, concentrate for color, blah blah blah. So
Speaker 4: apparently those are just all natural and that's why they
Speaker 4: say that no high frictose corn syrup, no artificial flavors,
Speaker 4: and no certified synthetic colors. Wonderful, All right, I might
Speaker 4: as well shake it since there's different colors in here.
Speaker 4: I don't want all the red ones to be congregating
Speaker 4: on top.
Speaker 1: Why do you assume the red ones are at the top?
Speaker 4: Oh excuse me? See now again? Because there's no certified
Speaker 4: synthetic colors. They're a bit dull fruit loops I think
Speaker 4: have gone back to artificial coloring, which is cool because
Speaker 4: they look pretty. They probably stain your insides up, but
Speaker 4: they look nice on the outside. These look like all
Speaker 4: those other natural like the Freedom Foods and all the
Speaker 4: other ones. They're very like dull and weird and almost
Speaker 4: almost camouflage, like.
Speaker 1: What's the vegan one? Like the ultra vegan one that
Speaker 1: we've hated.
Speaker 4: That might have been the Freedom Foods one. A couple
Speaker 4: of them? Oh love grown? Yeah, I love grown? Oh god?
Speaker 1: Oh boy? These look interesting right, very big.
Speaker 4: I mean the green ones look like an army jeep.
Speaker 4: I love that color green. Ready, they smell like fruit loops.
Speaker 1: They taste like fruit loops.
Speaker 4: The taste is close. It's not quite as strong of
Speaker 4: a taste, but it's got the fruit loops taste.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I give this five bowls. I think, yeah, And
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it's it's controversial.
Speaker 4: No it isn't. Nobody's up in arms about your rating.
Speaker 4: Not controversial, not yet. Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1: What I was going to say is before you rudely interrupted.
Speaker 1: Actually no, I'm going to bump this down to four
Speaker 1: bowls in a spoon. I like it afterwards, though, I'm
Speaker 1: noticing a cheese doodle after tastes.
Speaker 4: You with the cheese doodles. What you mean is cheese
Speaker 4: doodle texture. It doesn't taste anything like a cheese doodle.
Speaker 4: It tastes, but there's no cheese in it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter that cheese doodle has like that puffy taste.
Speaker 4: Really well, mine tastes like a Jack's, so it doesn't
Speaker 4: taste like cheese doodles. I taste jacks. How about that?
Speaker 1: Good for you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, cheese doodles is a brand.
Speaker 1: Okay, thanks, for hijacking my entire ratings. This way, you
Speaker 1: could go on your own little mini rand.
Speaker 4: You just have to call it a cheese puff.
Speaker 1: Okay, it tastes like cheese puffs.
Speaker 4: Do you know who makes jacks?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Bachman's cool. Yeah, they make the best butter pretzels. Great.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I do like Bakman, Yes you do. You
Speaker 1: know what I really love Bachman Turner Overdrive. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: the Philly Pretzel Company. Oh my god, yeah, I love
Speaker 1: the Philly Pretzel Company.
Speaker 4: Are they nationwide?
Speaker 1: I think they might be. I know they deliver everywhere
Speaker 1: like Giordano's. Does the Chicago pizza place? Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Chocolate?
Speaker 1: No? Then there's also Lumel Natties they deliver. I actually
Speaker 1: order pizza from Chicago and it comes frozen, and then
Speaker 1: you could just pop it in the oven. It's so good.
Speaker 4: Can't you also just go to the supermarket and buy
Speaker 4: some frozen Chicago pizza. Why don't we have any Bachman
Speaker 4: Turner Overdrive?
Speaker 1: They do sell the chain like Jeered Dan was his chain.
Speaker 4: Piping in Bto and nothing's coming up? Typing in Bachman
Speaker 4: because I want to play.
Speaker 1: Some talking because you want to go off on your
Speaker 1: own tangent like you always do on this podcast. Take
Speaker 1: the mic, take it away, Scott.
Speaker 4: Four balls for me. I like it. It's four balls.
Speaker 4: It's pretty close to fruit Loop's four balls. Follow his nose.
Speaker 4: He always knows down to the cereal sack for the
Speaker 4: next cereal from Valerie. This one may or may not
Speaker 4: be on its way out because she found it a
Speaker 4: big lots and usually they send a lot of stuff
Speaker 4: over there when they're discontinuing stuff.
Speaker 1: I once bought a year's worth of.
Speaker 4: Toilet paper from Big Loss.
Speaker 1: Really, it was on sale, and I was just like, well,
Speaker 1: I guess if I own it, then I won't have
Speaker 1: to go for a full year and buy it.
Speaker 4: I mean, technically everything's on sale. Or did you buy
Speaker 4: it like within the last year? No, two years. That's
Speaker 4: too bad, because now it'd be great to have a
Speaker 4: year's worth of toilet paper.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Yeah you're so.
Speaker 4: It's probably very one ply sandpaper. Y.
Speaker 1: No, it's fine. Really, Yeah, they sold like Charman.
Speaker 4: Are you sure it wasn't Carmen because it was the ripoff?
Speaker 1: No, I'm sure it was Charman.
Speaker 4: The next time I'm going to bring up you don't
Speaker 4: like her. You don't like her Barbara? It is Barbara. Wow.
Speaker 1: Two in a row are impressed on this episode.
Speaker 4: Yes, And speaking of cheese doodles or cheese puffs, do
Speaker 4: you know that Barbara's cereal company also has a line
Speaker 4: of cheese puffs. There's four or five different varieties of them.
Speaker 4: Haven't seen them, but I saw them on the website
Speaker 4: when I was researching this cereal Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I prefer cheese doodles and the one in the blue.
Speaker 4: Bag or the or that whys whyse is cheese dooels?
Speaker 1: I prefer those two Cheetos Cheetos, but flaming hot Cheetos
Speaker 1: above ten bucks?
Speaker 4: What company makes Cheetos? No idea Fredo l oh wow?
Speaker 1: Oh they make my other favorite chip Thesugh. No, I've
Speaker 1: never been into funians, the actual taste of funions. I
Speaker 1: don't know why, Like I get like nauseous thinking about it. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 4: You do know that I'm a plethora of knowledge. I
Speaker 4: know stupid things that people don't need to know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I do too when I'm on a
Speaker 1: trivia team.
Speaker 4: Really, I haven't had you like know anything like for
Speaker 4: the entire because this podcast series.
Speaker 1: So there's like a book of trivia, right, uh huh.
Speaker 1: You go for like the two pages that nobody ever
Speaker 1: wants to turn to, and then you bring up facts
Speaker 1: like did you know the gun and chips was only
Speaker 1: shot three times?
Speaker 4: It was never shot, it was only pulled?
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, pulled? Great?
Speaker 4: All right, let's get to the cereal. It's Barbara.
Speaker 1: You know the most random facts.
Speaker 4: When the cereal came out in twenty fifteen, there was
Speaker 4: a fox on the front of the box. Now it's
Speaker 4: a cute little elephant.
Speaker 1: Gandhi would love it.
Speaker 4: This is chocolate crisp snack. AML's cereal Cool. They're shaped
Speaker 4: like animals. There's little icee bears. I just have to
Speaker 4: say one more day, elephants about chips.
Speaker 1: No cheese suoitles, one more thing, the one with the
Speaker 1: fox looking guy on it. Maybe it's Hers, Yes, Hers,
Speaker 1: they make cheese puffs. Theirs are the best.
Speaker 4: There's a fox on hers?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Are you sure?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: What about Uts?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: UT's Uts makes cheese balls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have the big jar of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Hers, she's I know the Hers guy. He always delivers
Speaker 4: a shop and I say, what's up? Mister hers and
Speaker 4: he says hello to me all the time.
Speaker 1: There is the baked cheese curls and has a raccoon
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 4: Let me see, chipper. I've never seen that before in
Speaker 4: my life.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're the best.
Speaker 4: I've seen the product, But I don't know that there's
Speaker 4: a raccoon on there. They well, it's a fox or
Speaker 4: a raccoon. It's a raccoon. He has the eyes. There's
Speaker 4: raccoons that dig through my parents trash. My mom's been
Speaker 4: surprised by a raccoon in the trash, not once but twice. Oh.
Speaker 4: My wife also, Amy went outside with a whiffleball bat
Speaker 4: one time to walk next door because there was a
Speaker 4: whole swarm of them.
Speaker 1: My mom thinks that the raccoon is she She's like,
Speaker 1: you don't understand. It still on its legs. It was
Speaker 1: this big. I go, mom, that's three feet tall. You're
Speaker 1: telling me the raccoon when it stands up, it's three
Speaker 1: feet tall.
Speaker 4: You should have seen me one time pouring water out
Speaker 4: the window from up above because they were in my
Speaker 4: garbage cans. I don't like when they eat my garbage
Speaker 4: because the leave a greasy mess in the drive they're.
Speaker 1: So cute though. All right, noises too. They're like me, me, me, Now.
Speaker 4: This cereal is also available in cinnamon Crunch and vanilla blast.
Speaker 4: It's organic and it's Barbara, so I don't expect so much.
Speaker 4: What's the flavor of this one? Chocolate? Okay, chocolate crisp
Speaker 4: with other natural flavors and nope, nope, no, the texture
Speaker 4: is stale. Nope, but it's still good.
Speaker 1: It's good to No it is not.
Speaker 4: No, no, I mean the cereal is still good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was gross. I didn't even finish it.
Speaker 1: I spit it back out. I give this one bowl.
Speaker 1: It tastes like, yeah, it does so it tastes I
Speaker 1: just had to confirm with myself Communion wafers. It tastes
Speaker 1: like this.
Speaker 4: I don't know that well.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you there's no chocolate taste on it. That's
Speaker 1: what a Communion wafer tastes like.
Speaker 4: The Communion wafer is more like that circle popp thing
Speaker 4: that they make in the shows. It goes that big
Speaker 4: wafer that's very airy.
Speaker 1: No. No, I'm telling you. Because I am Catholic, I
Speaker 1: had to go through Communion. The wafers taste like.
Speaker 4: This are they shaped like bears and elephants.
Speaker 1: No, that would make it more fun. They used to
Speaker 1: make bread, and the worst part was everybody was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I hate the bread. I secretly loved the bread that
Speaker 1: they would give you, And when you would go up there,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh my God, please give me the bread,
Speaker 1: Please give me the bread, and then you'd wind up
Speaker 1: with a wafer.
Speaker 4: My mouth is still trying to figure out what's going
Speaker 4: on here, because I almost taste like chocolate marshmallow when
Speaker 4: I first go in.
Speaker 1: Now, there's no chocolate taste whatsoever on this. It is
Speaker 1: so dull and stale. I can't say anything good about it,
Speaker 1: except that I also do enjoy a communion wafer every
Speaker 1: now and again.
Speaker 4: They should make com communion way for flakes.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if there is like a Catholic
Speaker 1: cereal company that's doing that.
Speaker 4: There is, it's called Ezekiel.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're so right, And that's disgusting too. I I'm
Speaker 4: so I'm really torn here because my mouth wants to
Speaker 4: like it. I'm going to give it two bowls. I am.
Speaker 4: The milk is good.
Speaker 1: I'm not even going in because I spit up the
Speaker 1: cereal back into my cup.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god, I just choked. Yeah, freaking barbers
Speaker 4: trying and kill us again.
Speaker 1: All right, there is no chocolate taste on it, right,
Speaker 1: there is a little bit of chocolate. Did not taste it.
Speaker 1: It's not much, but it's on there, and I bless you.
Speaker 4: Great. The power of Christ compels you? What does that mean?
Speaker 4: That means you ate his wafer and drank his blood.
Speaker 4: I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: Okay, so no one says the power of Christ compels
Speaker 1: you from a movie? Yeah, it's from the Exorcist.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: They exercised the demon from her by saying the power
Speaker 1: of Christ compels you.
Speaker 4: Oh I know. Is Cooper dumped over some holy water
Speaker 4: one time in a church? Oh we were at a
Speaker 4: christening christening, right, baptism?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, when they dip the kid in the water
Speaker 4: with him, like put the head the kid in the baptism. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she'd knocked over the holy water. Oh wow, Yeah, it
Speaker 4: was fun.
Speaker 1: No, it's actually really funny. Communion was always like a
Speaker 1: controversial time because we used to I went to a
Speaker 1: Catholic school, so you had masks like once a month.
Speaker 1: But when your kids only second grade to eighth grade
Speaker 1: would go and get the communion wafer and the wine
Speaker 1: and everything else without fail, someone would always get sick
Speaker 1: from it. So you would almost like after everybody's ad
Speaker 1: communion at the end of Mass, you'd look around and
Speaker 1: be like, who's going to be the vomitter this time?
Speaker 4: Why because it's older?
Speaker 1: No, I just think, like, I don't know, putting that
Speaker 1: into your body at a young age. Maybe it was
Speaker 1: good a cracker no, And wine, oh well, all religions,
Speaker 1: the kids drink wine really a little bit. I mean,
Speaker 1: manas chevits wouldassed over, although you're supposed to give them
Speaker 1: grape juice. Wait, how old do you have to be
Speaker 1: to get the manushevi?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Like when did you start giving it to Cooper?
Speaker 4: Or I let them try a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why kids would throw up, but
Speaker 1: it was always and I'm obviously terrified to throw up,
Speaker 1: so I would always be like, oh God, oh God.
Speaker 4: Please you remember every instance of vomiting in.
Speaker 1: Your life to yeah, every instance.
Speaker 4: I'll never forget the time I went to Bobby Robino's
Speaker 4: the rib place when I was about twelve or thirteen
Speaker 4: and I literally vomited a full inch of vomit in
Speaker 4: the bathroom in my parents' house, and I was slipping
Speaker 4: in it. It was just awful. It's so vivid in
Speaker 4: my mind, that's how terrible it was. It was the
Speaker 4: worst vomiting experience of my life. It was just horrendous.
Speaker 4: Just picture ribs in a blender, spread all over the
Speaker 4: floor about an inch wide thick. Yeah not why but
Speaker 4: an inch thick? Are you picturing it?
Speaker 1: Thank you all so much for listening.
Speaker 4: And I was wearing socks too, and they got please,
Speaker 4: Bobby Robino's the place for ribs.
Speaker 1: Please. My friend Nick in college senior year, we gotta go. No. No,
Speaker 1: freshman year, he came to visit. We had Chili's beforehand.
Speaker 4: I love chili. Don't say anthing bad about chio.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I love chilis too. He got way too
Speaker 1: drunk and then he was like, I gotta go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom. So I was like, oh, yeah, so it's
Speaker 1: down the hall. He starts throwing up, but for some
Speaker 1: reason he still had a cup. He vomited into the
Speaker 1: It splattered out, and he ran down the hallway blacked out,
Speaker 1: cleaning it up. But everyone was like, you just came
Speaker 1: back into the room and you were pale face, and
Speaker 1: you were like, I need paper towels. I gotta clean it.
Speaker 1: I clean up all the throw up. So for the
Speaker 1: six hours you went explaining in graphic detail about your
Speaker 1: rib incident, no wamp, I tell a two minute story
Speaker 1: and I get a womp, pompomp. Everyone now knows that
Speaker 1: you vomited an inch. We're wearing socks and it looks
Speaker 1: like ribs in a blender. You explain that for solid
Speaker 1: two minutes, three minutes even.
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Speaker 4: go until we see you on Monday. Yeah, no, today
Speaker 4: is Monday, right, Like I said, until we see you
Speaker 4: on Friday. Have a great week, okay, and crunch. Oh,
Speaker 4: I just erase the whole episode.
Speaker 1: That would be hysterical.
Speaker 4: You got nothing else? No, I got nothing and put
Speaker 4: your phone down.
Speaker 1: No,