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<v Speaker 1>Handy.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi Scott, don't leave cereal with your hands, you guy

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<v Speaker 2>him when you hand.

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<v Speaker 3>A gem in, eat cereal for the.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Your milk is coming.

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<v Speaker 3>Spoon man, come again, look to recu cereals. Yes, Gott

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<v Speaker 3>you be had Andrew cereal jelous.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, so how come you stopped the recording? You're not

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<v Speaker 4>You're not going to record this one?

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<v Speaker 1>No, because I think we need to go back to

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<v Speaker 1>the drawing board on what we want with that.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're not putting anything on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I mean we recorded the last one. Yeah, at

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<v Speaker 1>the end, I think we came up with a good

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<v Speaker 1>idea and then we'll go from there.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Welcome to Serial Killers. This is episode one thirty nine. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I thought this is episode one thirty eight. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>it is Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did you get that cough from?

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't a cough. I had a frog in my throat.

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<v Speaker 4>It's Monday, August.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty first, beach vacation. I know what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Last No, we did not. It's still August. It's the

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<v Speaker 4>last day of August August.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty first, which means we're on vacation. We are on vacation.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, right now, as you are listening to this, my

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<v Speaker 4>family's probably fighting. Oh fine, because we all want to

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<v Speaker 4>do different things. Love that for you, and it's good times. Great,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad I spent so much on this vacation. Wonderful. Basically,

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<v Speaker 4>we're just going to sit in the house because you

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<v Speaker 4>know cool. Probably by the time this airs, the state

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<v Speaker 4>that we're going to will be one of those quarantine states,

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<v Speaker 4>so we won't even be able to come back to

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<v Speaker 4>New York. It's going to be great.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can spend tons of money on Airbnbs.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, lots of fun. Hey, this is Serial Killers. It's

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<v Speaker 4>the podcast where we eat cereal and we're in the

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<v Speaker 4>middle of a new cereal sensation.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that?

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<v Speaker 4>It just means we've got lots of new cereals.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exciting.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're gonna have another brand new cereal today. Would

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<v Speaker 4>you like to do new or classic today? New to start?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>You want to start with the new one? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going down to the cereal sack for the new cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool.

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<v Speaker 4>This cereal is from our friend Mary. I believe that's

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<v Speaker 4>how you say it. M I R I E. Mary,

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<v Speaker 4>not Mary? What show is that from? Mary? I?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't Know two two.

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<v Speaker 4>Seven The Cops to two seven The show two two

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<v Speaker 4>seven with Marla Gibbs and jack A Mary. I know

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<v Speaker 4>who jack A is. Yeah, that's how she used to

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<v Speaker 4>say mayy fun. Anyway, So there was not much fanfare

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<v Speaker 4>about this new cereal line. I'm just saying, the only way,

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<v Speaker 4>the only way, you don't even care. The only way

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<v Speaker 4>that I found out about it is I went to

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<v Speaker 4>the website of this company because I was looking for

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<v Speaker 4>one of their bars to see if it came in

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<v Speaker 4>a specific flavor. And when I went there, it said cereal, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what do you have any ideas kind bars?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, andrew Ding ding Ding on the first guest. So

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<v Speaker 4>there's a whole new line of Kind Cereal. And our

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<v Speaker 4>friend Marie didn't want to send this one because she

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<v Speaker 4>knows you hate fruit. I said, send it because he

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<v Speaker 4>hates fruit. Great, so she said, it's a chocolate one. Also,

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<v Speaker 4>we'll do that one down the road. So this is

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<v Speaker 4>Kind Cereal Apple Cinnamon. It's got pumpkin seeds and super

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<v Speaker 4>grain flakes and cinnamon apples that you should Yeah. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>she's from Las Vegas, by the way. This came all

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<v Speaker 4>the way from Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn yeah, wait is she does she listen to like

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<v Speaker 1>the Big Show?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I just think she's a big fan

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<v Speaker 4>of Sereal Killer.

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<v Speaker 1>That's awesome, isn't it. What are you looking for.

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<v Speaker 4>A shaky thing? They're not in the same category. That's

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<v Speaker 4>the problem, because it is important that this cereal be shook.

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<v Speaker 4>So just shake it, just like you are shook right now.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't, Oh god, please don't try and use hip lingo.

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<v Speaker 4>Look at you on your phone? Yeah? Who are you

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<v Speaker 4>talking to?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just you know, looking at things while you take

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<v Speaker 1>forty seven minutes to find your shake jingles?

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<v Speaker 4>Which one do you want me to play? I don't

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<v Speaker 4>care the Debbie Gibson won great, it was Debbie Gibson.

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<v Speaker 1>I know who Debbie Gibson is.

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<v Speaker 4>Shake now you know why we shake boxes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? So this way the contents. You don't get a

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<v Speaker 1>pour with just flakes. This way it all moves around.

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<v Speaker 4>Because all the way from Vegas, it was sitting like

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<v Speaker 4>this in a truck and it kept shaking down, down, down,

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<v Speaker 4>So all the heavier ingredients are down at the bottom.

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<v Speaker 4>So we have to shake it to redisturbut them throughout

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<v Speaker 4>the box.

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<v Speaker 1>Something tells me it doesn't work, but I think it does.

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<v Speaker 1>You think a lot of things work when they don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Now look again, look at look what kind did? Look

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<v Speaker 4>how small the bag is inside the much bigger box.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I understand that cereal is sold by weight, not by volume,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's a little bit misleading.

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<v Speaker 1>This is going to be like a Cashee cereal. I disagree, disagree.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's going to be sweet and delicious. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm excited for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good.

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<v Speaker 4>There's are four or five different ones of these, and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so happy that we have the Apple one. First.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you ready for your throat to close?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm very excited for my favorite part.

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<v Speaker 4>It is my favorite part as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it is.

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<v Speaker 4>And you're gonna go, eh, it's tingling, I'm allergic, And

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<v Speaker 4>then you'll be like, it's not andy, You're fine. That's right.

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<v Speaker 4>You are fine because you're not allergic. If you were allergic,

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<v Speaker 4>you'd have big problems.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, you can be allergic to something with a minor reaction.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard a tickle.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been to an allergist before?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Look at that spill?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, job, nice job spilling. Now the studio is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna smell like vomit.

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<v Speaker 4>I went to a nutritionist when I was younger. This

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<v Speaker 4>nutrition is printed out a sheet of about seven thousand

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<v Speaker 4>things that apparently I was allergic to. I eat them

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<v Speaker 4>all to this day.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know you can grow out of allergies. Yeah, okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 1>So with that said, no, but I never had them.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's move on.

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<v Speaker 4>I I was going to the health food store and

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<v Speaker 4>eating carib chips for many years of my it's fake chocolate.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I had to have my chocolate. I here

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<v Speaker 4>you go. I love the apples, the flake's not so much.

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<v Speaker 4>Is the milk bad? No? I would go into this

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<v Speaker 4>box and pick out all the apples and just eat

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<v Speaker 4>the apples as a snack.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually like this cereal a lot. It tastes very

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<v Speaker 1>well rounded.

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<v Speaker 4>But for some reason, I'm getting a sour milk essence.

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<v Speaker 4>And the milk's not bad. I think it's the seed,

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<v Speaker 4>the pumpkin seeds. Yeah, I love to sin themon apples.

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<v Speaker 4>But I think what it is this particular cereal. You

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<v Speaker 4>need fat free skim milk. The two percent milk that

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<v Speaker 4>we're using doesn't mesh well with the healthy lifestyle. This

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<v Speaker 4>cereal offers.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't mind it. And I'm gonna give this three bowls

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<v Speaker 1>in a spoon out of every cereal. Oh, there it goes.

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<v Speaker 4>What happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh myche is a little bit cheap. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be fine. I think out of all the fruit

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<v Speaker 1>in cereals, this might be one of my favorites.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a lot of apples in it. They're very generous

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<v Speaker 4>with the apples, and I like it. However, I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>want to give it three balls. And again I believe

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<v Speaker 4>that that's our fault because this needs a fat free milk.

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<v Speaker 4>The thick two percent milk does not mix well with

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<v Speaker 4>this surreal. You don't know the difference. You're just like, ah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's great, I'll use almond milk. I don't care. It's

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<v Speaker 4>all the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're Napoleon Dynamite. You are legitimately Napoleon Dynamite.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you remember that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, cool? So now how is that?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you say? What was his tagline?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 4>He said something. Uh, it was on like T shirts

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<v Speaker 4>Vote for Pedro. What did you say, Yeah, it's vote

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<v Speaker 4>for Pedro. Yeah, but he used to say duh, what

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<v Speaker 4>did he say? He said something? Gosh, yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Gosh right, I called you the Delicious pass.

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<v Speaker 4>I think most people listening to this don't even know

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<v Speaker 4>what that movie is, right, Napoleon Dynamite.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody knows Napoleon Dynamite. That was like one of the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest movies in two thousand and three, two thousand and four,

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<v Speaker 1>you were in diapers. No, I wasn't. I was in

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<v Speaker 1>seventh or eighth grade and I saw it in the

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<v Speaker 1>movie theater.

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<v Speaker 4>It's crazy and you were cool, right because you went

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<v Speaker 4>with your friends. You see Napoleon Dynamite. H when you

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<v Speaker 4>were like twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my mom dropped us off at the movie theater

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like, see you later, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 4>It's funny because right around that time I was going

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<v Speaker 4>to see Chips ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Three two thousand and four, you were going to see

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<v Speaker 1>Chips ninety nine, which I'm guessing by the title implies

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<v Speaker 1>it came out in nineteen ninety nine.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually think it came out on late nineteen ninety eight,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe early ninety nine. It was that one was way

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<v Speaker 4>better than the Chips movie that just came out like

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<v Speaker 4>two years, three years that you still saw I did.

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<v Speaker 4>How could I not? I mean, I was actually searching

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<v Speaker 4>for stuff on YouTube yesterday and I was watching their

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<v Speaker 4>thirty fifth anniversary reunion.

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<v Speaker 1>You were so weird.

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<v Speaker 4>Paunch didn't show up. He's not into that stuff, and

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<v Speaker 4>Orchestrada is like, oh no, I'm not cooperating anymore. I'm seven,

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<v Speaker 4>Mary four, I'm out.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. You can literally just say random things about Chips

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll believe it. Like that one episode with the Aliens,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, yeah, there was.

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<v Speaker 4>Did totally worried. It was the stupidest thing ever. And

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<v Speaker 4>Elvira was in that one and they were like in

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<v Speaker 4>the water. That was in the sixth season. They had

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<v Speaker 4>already gone and jumped the shark. By then John left

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<v Speaker 4>because he was like, I'm out, and they brought in

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<v Speaker 4>that that got arrested for drugs Tom Riley.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know so much about Chips. I really hope

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<v Speaker 1>if they ever do like like a montage or like.

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<v Speaker 4>One and I'm there like, yeah, well, you know episode

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<v Speaker 4>seven of season.

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<v Speaker 1>Four, behind the music of Chips exactly for the true

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<v Speaker 1>Hollywood story. You'd be the expert that they would be,

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<v Speaker 1>like Chips expert.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you know that Officer Barisa only pulled his gun.

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<v Speaker 4>He's the only one that's ever pulled his gun, and

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<v Speaker 4>he pulled it three times in three different seasons, and

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<v Speaker 4>that was it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, what's actually really funny. Our friend Rob Shooter, who

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<v Speaker 1>comes in all the time, does this celebrity podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>He hasn't come in anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, I mean, no one's coming in because of

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<v Speaker 1>the pandemic, but he's on the Reels channel sometimes on

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<v Speaker 1>some of the like celebrity expos the one really And

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<v Speaker 1>it's so funny because I'm like, I know him.

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<v Speaker 4>That's pretty sad that they had to get him. They

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<v Speaker 4>must be no one available.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, what hi Rob?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's move on now. Our friend Omar suggested

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<v Speaker 4>that we do this. Okay, he sent me a picture

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<v Speaker 4>when he was in Target a couple of weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 4>and yeah, it's a Target Cereal which is what pantry?

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<v Speaker 1>What's it called wholesome pantry?

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<v Speaker 4>Market pantry? The wholesome pantry is shop rights brand market

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<v Speaker 4>pantry is everyone has a pantry. Yeah, maybe we should

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<v Speaker 4>have the Cereal pantry. If I put doors on the

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<v Speaker 4>Cereal library, it then becomes the Cereal pantry.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we have a pantry in our house and there's

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<v Speaker 1>no doors on. Well, I guess there's a door to

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<v Speaker 1>get into the pantry, but.

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<v Speaker 4>A pantry is just a closet. Yeah, but I guess

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<v Speaker 4>when you hear pantry you think food.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, don't eat from our pantry.

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<v Speaker 4>The cereal is bad going down to the cereal sack.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you for your suggestion. Omar, you already have a shirt,

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<v Speaker 4>so I'm not sending you one. Plus I had to

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<v Speaker 4>buy this, so screw you. Far out fruity, speaking of aliens,

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<v Speaker 4>it's far out fruities.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like if we ever did a meet and

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<v Speaker 1>greet with fans, you'd get sick of it in like

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<v Speaker 1>two seconds.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to go that's not true, because when we

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<v Speaker 4>did the Elvis book signing Glory the Serial Killers, fans

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<v Speaker 4>all came out and I was so into it. So

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<v Speaker 4>this is his big question was it says naturally flavored

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<v Speaker 4>with other natural flavors, and he didn't quite understand what

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<v Speaker 4>that means. I don't either. It just means that it's

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<v Speaker 4>there's flavors cool, some of them are natural and some

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<v Speaker 4>of them are other natural. Great sweet and multi grain cereal.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, if you want to hear it, cornflour, blend, sugar,

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<v Speaker 4>wheat flour, whole grain, oat flour, high olaic, canola oil, salt,

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<v Speaker 4>vegetable fruit juice, concentrate for color, blah blah blah. So

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<v Speaker 4>apparently those are just all natural and that's why they

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<v Speaker 4>say that no high frictose corn syrup, no artificial flavors,

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<v Speaker 4>and no certified synthetic colors. Wonderful, All right, I might

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<v Speaker 4>as well shake it since there's different colors in here.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want all the red ones to be congregating

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<v Speaker 4>on top.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you assume the red ones are at the top?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh excuse me? See now again? Because there's no certified

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<v Speaker 4>synthetic colors. They're a bit dull fruit loops I think

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<v Speaker 4>have gone back to artificial coloring, which is cool because

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<v Speaker 4>they look pretty. They probably stain your insides up, but

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<v Speaker 4>they look nice on the outside. These look like all

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<v Speaker 4>those other natural like the Freedom Foods and all the

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<v Speaker 4>other ones. They're very like dull and weird and almost

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<v Speaker 4>almost camouflage, like.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the vegan one? Like the ultra vegan one that

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<v Speaker 1>we've hated.

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<v Speaker 4>That might have been the Freedom Foods one. A couple

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<v Speaker 4>of them? Oh love grown? Yeah, I love grown? Oh god?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy? These look interesting right, very big.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean the green ones look like an army jeep.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that color green. Ready, they smell like fruit loops.

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<v Speaker 1>They taste like fruit loops.

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<v Speaker 4>The taste is close. It's not quite as strong of

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<v Speaker 4>a taste, but it's got the fruit loops taste.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I give this five bowls. I think, yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say it's it's controversial.

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<v Speaker 4>No it isn't. Nobody's up in arms about your rating.

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<v Speaker 4>Not controversial, not yet. Okay, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>What I was going to say is before you rudely interrupted.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually no, I'm going to bump this down to four

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<v Speaker 1>bowls in a spoon. I like it afterwards, though, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>noticing a cheese doodle after tastes.

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<v Speaker 4>You with the cheese doodles. What you mean is cheese

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<v Speaker 4>doodle texture. It doesn't taste anything like a cheese doodle.

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<v Speaker 4>It tastes, but there's no cheese in it.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter that cheese doodle has like that puffy taste.

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<v Speaker 4>Really well, mine tastes like a Jack's, so it doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>taste like cheese doodles. I taste jacks. How about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Good for you?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, cheese doodles is a brand.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thanks, for hijacking my entire ratings. This way, you

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<v Speaker 1>could go on your own little mini rand.

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<v Speaker 4>You just have to call it a cheese puff.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it tastes like cheese puffs.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know who makes jacks?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Bachman's cool. Yeah, they make the best butter pretzels. Great.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, I do like Bakman, Yes you do. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I really love Bachman Turner Overdrive. Okay, No,

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<v Speaker 1>the Philly Pretzel Company. Oh my god, yeah, I love

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<v Speaker 1>the Philly Pretzel Company.

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<v Speaker 4>Are they nationwide?

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<v Speaker 1>I think they might be. I know they deliver everywhere

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<v Speaker 1>like Giordano's. Does the Chicago pizza place? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 4>Chocolate?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Then there's also Lumel Natties they deliver. I actually

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<v Speaker 1>order pizza from Chicago and it comes frozen, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you could just pop it in the oven. It's so good.

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<v Speaker 4>Can't you also just go to the supermarket and buy

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<v Speaker 4>some frozen Chicago pizza. Why don't we have any Bachman

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<v Speaker 4>Turner Overdrive?

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<v Speaker 1>They do sell the chain like Jeered Dan was his chain.

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<v Speaker 4>Piping in Bto and nothing's coming up? Typing in Bachman

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<v Speaker 4>because I want to play.

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<v Speaker 1>Some talking because you want to go off on your

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<v Speaker 1>own tangent like you always do on this podcast. Take

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<v Speaker 1>the mic, take it away, Scott.

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<v Speaker 4>Four balls for me. I like it. It's four balls.

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<v Speaker 4>It's pretty close to fruit Loop's four balls. Follow his nose.

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<v Speaker 4>He always knows down to the cereal sack for the

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<v Speaker 4>next cereal from Valerie. This one may or may not

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<v Speaker 4>be on its way out because she found it a

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<v Speaker 4>big lots and usually they send a lot of stuff

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<v Speaker 4>over there when they're discontinuing stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I once bought a year's worth of.

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<v Speaker 4>Toilet paper from Big Loss.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, it was on sale, and I was just like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess if I own it, then I won't have

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<v Speaker 1>to go for a full year and buy it.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, technically everything's on sale. Or did you buy

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<v Speaker 4>it like within the last year? No, two years. That's

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<v Speaker 4>too bad, because now it'd be great to have a

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<v Speaker 4>year's worth of toilet paper.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh. Yeah you're so.

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<v Speaker 4>It's probably very one ply sandpaper. Y.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's fine. Really, Yeah, they sold like Charman.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you sure it wasn't Carmen because it was the ripoff?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm sure it was Charman.

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<v Speaker 4>The next time I'm going to bring up you don't

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<v Speaker 4>like her. You don't like her Barbara? It is Barbara. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Two in a row are impressed on this episode.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, And speaking of cheese doodles or cheese puffs, do

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<v Speaker 4>you know that Barbara's cereal company also has a line

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<v Speaker 4>of cheese puffs. There's four or five different varieties of them.

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<v Speaker 4>Haven't seen them, but I saw them on the website

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<v Speaker 4>when I was researching this cereal Huh. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I prefer cheese doodles and the one in the blue.

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<v Speaker 4>Bag or the or that whys whyse is cheese dooels?

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<v Speaker 1>I prefer those two Cheetos Cheetos, but flaming hot Cheetos

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<v Speaker 1>above ten bucks?

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<v Speaker 4>What company makes Cheetos? No idea Fredo l oh wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they make my other favorite chip Thesugh. No, I've

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<v Speaker 1>never been into funians, the actual taste of funions. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why, Like I get like nauseous thinking about it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 4>You do know that I'm a plethora of knowledge. I

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<v Speaker 4>know stupid things that people don't need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I do too when I'm on a

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<v Speaker 1>trivia team.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, I haven't had you like know anything like for

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<v Speaker 4>the entire because this podcast series.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's like a book of trivia, right, uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>You go for like the two pages that nobody ever

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<v Speaker 1>wants to turn to, and then you bring up facts

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<v Speaker 1>like did you know the gun and chips was only

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<v Speaker 1>shot three times?

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<v Speaker 4>It was never shot, it was only pulled?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, cool, pulled? Great?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's get to the cereal. It's Barbara.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the most random facts.

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<v Speaker 4>When the cereal came out in twenty fifteen, there was

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<v Speaker 4>a fox on the front of the box. Now it's

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<v Speaker 4>a cute little elephant.

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<v Speaker 1>Gandhi would love it.

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<v Speaker 4>This is chocolate crisp snack. AML's cereal Cool. They're shaped

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<v Speaker 4>like animals. There's little icee bears. I just have to

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<v Speaker 4>say one more day, elephants about chips.

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<v Speaker 1>No cheese suoitles, one more thing, the one with the

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<v Speaker 1>fox looking guy on it. Maybe it's Hers, Yes, Hers,

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<v Speaker 1>they make cheese puffs. Theirs are the best.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a fox on hers?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>What about Uts?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>UT's Uts makes cheese balls.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they have the big jar of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Hers, she's I know the Hers guy. He always delivers

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<v Speaker 4>a shop and I say, what's up? Mister hers and

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<v Speaker 4>he says hello to me all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>There is the baked cheese curls and has a raccoon

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<v Speaker 1>on it.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me see, chipper. I've never seen that before in

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<v Speaker 4>my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, they're the best.

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<v Speaker 4>I've seen the product, But I don't know that there's

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<v Speaker 4>a raccoon on there. They well, it's a fox or

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<v Speaker 4>a raccoon. It's a raccoon. He has the eyes. There's

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<v Speaker 4>raccoons that dig through my parents trash. My mom's been

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<v Speaker 4>surprised by a raccoon in the trash, not once but twice. Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>My wife also, Amy went outside with a whiffleball bat

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<v Speaker 4>one time to walk next door because there was a

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<v Speaker 4>whole swarm of them.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom thinks that the raccoon is she She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't understand. It still on its legs. It was

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<v Speaker 1>this big. I go, mom, that's three feet tall. You're

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<v Speaker 1>telling me the raccoon when it stands up, it's three

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<v Speaker 1>feet tall.

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<v Speaker 4>You should have seen me one time pouring water out

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<v Speaker 4>the window from up above because they were in my

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<v Speaker 4>garbage cans. I don't like when they eat my garbage

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<v Speaker 4>because the leave a greasy mess in the drive they're.

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<v Speaker 1>So cute though. All right, noises too. They're like me, me, me, Now.

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<v Speaker 4>This cereal is also available in cinnamon Crunch and vanilla blast.

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<v Speaker 4>It's organic and it's Barbara, so I don't expect so much.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the flavor of this one? Chocolate? Okay, chocolate crisp

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<v Speaker 4>with other natural flavors and nope, nope, no, the texture

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<v Speaker 4>is stale. Nope, but it's still good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good to No it is not.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, I mean the cereal is still good.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that was gross. I didn't even finish it.

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<v Speaker 1>I spit it back out. I give this one bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>It tastes like, yeah, it does so it tastes I

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<v Speaker 1>just had to confirm with myself Communion wafers. It tastes

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<v Speaker 1>like this.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know that well.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you there's no chocolate taste on it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what a Communion wafer tastes like.

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<v Speaker 4>The Communion wafer is more like that circle popp thing

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<v Speaker 4>that they make in the shows. It goes that big

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<v Speaker 4>wafer that's very airy.

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<v Speaker 1>No. No, I'm telling you. Because I am Catholic, I

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<v Speaker 1>had to go through Communion. The wafers taste like.

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<v Speaker 4>This are they shaped like bears and elephants.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that would make it more fun. They used to

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<v Speaker 1>make bread, and the worst part was everybody was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I hate the bread. I secretly loved the bread that

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<v Speaker 1>they would give you, And when you would go up there,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be like, oh my God, please give me the bread,

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<v Speaker 1>Please give me the bread, and then you'd wind up

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<v Speaker 1>with a wafer.

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<v Speaker 4>My mouth is still trying to figure out what's going

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<v Speaker 4>on here, because I almost taste like chocolate marshmallow when

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<v Speaker 4>I first go in.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, there's no chocolate taste whatsoever on this. It is

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<v Speaker 1>so dull and stale. I can't say anything good about it,

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<v Speaker 1>except that I also do enjoy a communion wafer every

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<v Speaker 1>now and again.

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<v Speaker 4>They should make com communion way for flakes.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't be surprised if there is like a Catholic

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<v Speaker 1>cereal company that's doing that.

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<v Speaker 4>There is, it's called Ezekiel.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're so right, And that's disgusting too. I I'm

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<v Speaker 4>so I'm really torn here because my mouth wants to

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<v Speaker 4>like it. I'm going to give it two bowls. I am.

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<v Speaker 4>The milk is good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even going in because I spit up the

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<v Speaker 1>cereal back into my cup.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oh my god, I just choked. Yeah, freaking barbers

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<v Speaker 4>trying and kill us again.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, there is no chocolate taste on it, right,

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<v Speaker 1>there is a little bit of chocolate. Did not taste it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not much, but it's on there, and I bless you.

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<v Speaker 4>Great. The power of Christ compels you? What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 4>That means you ate his wafer and drank his blood.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so confused.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so no one says the power of Christ compels

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<v Speaker 1>you from a movie? Yeah, it's from the Exorcist.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>They exercised the demon from her by saying the power

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<v Speaker 1>of Christ compels you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I know. Is Cooper dumped over some holy water

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<v Speaker 4>one time in a church? Oh we were at a

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<v Speaker 4>christening christening, right, baptism?

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Yeah, when they dip the kid in the water

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<v Speaker 4>with him, like put the head the kid in the baptism. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>she'd knocked over the holy water. Oh wow, Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 4>was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's actually really funny. Communion was always like a

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<v Speaker 1>controversial time because we used to I went to a

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<v Speaker 1>Catholic school, so you had masks like once a month.

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<v Speaker 1>But when your kids only second grade to eighth grade

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<v Speaker 1>would go and get the communion wafer and the wine

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<v Speaker 1>and everything else without fail, someone would always get sick

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<v Speaker 1>from it. So you would almost like after everybody's ad

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<v Speaker 1>communion at the end of Mass, you'd look around and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, who's going to be the vomitter this time?

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<v Speaker 4>Why because it's older?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I just think, like, I don't know, putting that

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<v Speaker 1>into your body at a young age. Maybe it was

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<v Speaker 1>good a cracker no, And wine, oh well, all religions,

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<v Speaker 1>the kids drink wine really a little bit. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>manas chevits wouldassed over, although you're supposed to give them

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<v Speaker 1>grape juice. Wait, how old do you have to be

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<v Speaker 1>to get the manushevi?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Like when did you start giving it to Cooper?

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<v Speaker 4>Or I let them try a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know why kids would throw up, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was always and I'm obviously terrified to throw up,

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<v Speaker 1>so I would always be like, oh God, oh God.

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<v Speaker 4>Please you remember every instance of vomiting in.

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<v Speaker 1>Your life to yeah, every instance.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll never forget the time I went to Bobby Robino's

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<v Speaker 4>the rib place when I was about twelve or thirteen

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<v Speaker 4>and I literally vomited a full inch of vomit in

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<v Speaker 4>the bathroom in my parents' house, and I was slipping

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<v Speaker 4>in it. It was just awful. It's so vivid in

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<v Speaker 4>my mind, that's how terrible it was. It was the

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<v Speaker 4>worst vomiting experience of my life. It was just horrendous.

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<v Speaker 4>Just picture ribs in a blender, spread all over the

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<v Speaker 4>floor about an inch wide thick. Yeah not why but

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<v Speaker 4>an inch thick? Are you picturing it?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you all so much for listening.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was wearing socks too, and they got please,

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<v Speaker 4>Bobby Robino's the place for ribs.

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<v Speaker 1>Please. My friend Nick in college senior year, we gotta go. No. No,

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<v Speaker 1>freshman year, he came to visit. We had Chili's beforehand.

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<v Speaker 4>I love chili. Don't say anthing bad about chio.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I love chilis too. He got way too

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<v Speaker 1>drunk and then he was like, I gotta go to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. So I was like, oh, yeah, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>down the hall. He starts throwing up, but for some

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<v Speaker 1>reason he still had a cup. He vomited into the

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<v Speaker 1>It splattered out, and he ran down the hallway blacked out,

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<v Speaker 1>cleaning it up. But everyone was like, you just came

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<v Speaker 1>back into the room and you were pale face, and

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<v Speaker 1>you were like, I need paper towels. I gotta clean it.

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<v Speaker 1>I clean up all the throw up. So for the

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<v Speaker 1>six hours you went explaining in graphic detail about your

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<v Speaker 1>rib incident, no wamp, I tell a two minute story

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<v Speaker 1>and I get a womp, pompomp. Everyone now knows that

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<v Speaker 1>you vomited an inch. We're wearing socks and it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like ribs in a blender. You explain that for solid

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<v Speaker 1>two minutes, three minutes even.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you for listening to Cereal and this episode you

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, please do we had another nice one last week? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you very much. I did. All right. We gotta

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<v Speaker 4>go until we see you on Monday. Yeah, no, today

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<v Speaker 4>is Monday, right, Like I said, until we see you

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<v Speaker 4>on Friday. Have a great week, okay, and crunch. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I just erase the whole episode.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be hysterical.

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<v Speaker 4>You got nothing else? No, I got nothing and put

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<v Speaker 4>your phone down.

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<v Speaker 1>No,