Speaker 1: Five brooking jubil in the morning. Mini golfing is always
Speaker 1: a good idea on a first day. Yeah, unless, of course,
Speaker 1: you get hammered and then get very upset when you
Speaker 1: miss a shot and then go on a profanity lace
Speaker 1: tirade in front of a bunch of kids and then
Speaker 1: threatened to beat up the staff. That happened to you,
Speaker 1: because that sounds really vivid. No, it hasn't happened to me,
Speaker 1: but I'm hoping it's happened to Todd, who's on the
Speaker 1: phone today, And that's what he did. He went mini
Speaker 1: golfing and then tried to beat everybody up. Is that right, Todd?
Speaker 1: I don't know about beat everybody up, but I did
Speaker 1: go mini golfing. Okay, did you get angry at all
Speaker 1: during the entire eighteen holes? How many do you played
Speaker 1: in mini golfround eighteen? Well, we played both courses. We
Speaker 1: played eighteen holes. Young. Wow, okay, you're mini golf madman.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's my jam right. There is mini golfing.
Speaker 1: It's like the perfect entertainment, perfect first date, you know
Speaker 1: all that? Yeah, all right, and so you decided to
Speaker 1: take the girl that you want to call today Mini golfing.
Speaker 1: How did it go? I mean I think in one
Speaker 1: all right, we were, you know, laughing around, joking around,
Speaker 1: having a good time. To me, I like taking all
Speaker 1: my dates mini golfing just because you know, it's what
Speaker 1: I do. I actually I went pro mini golfing. I was, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a professional professional mini golfer. We have a pro circuit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a pro circuit. There's leagues up to it all
Speaker 1: around the United States playing mini golf. Oh man, what
Speaker 1: am I doing? Why am I here? I didn't know that, Todd?
Speaker 1: Can I have an apprenticeship underneath you? Can you teach
Speaker 1: me so that I can go on? Yeah? You could
Speaker 1: be as caddy. Oh no, people have cat Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: there's there's whole shot league. Yeah. Honestly all over the country.
Speaker 1: There is just so many nice courses. Wait, what makes
Speaker 1: it a course nice? Like a cool windmill? Well, it
Speaker 1: depends on what you're looking for, you know, Like some
Speaker 1: people like more of a challenge. So there's a lot
Speaker 1: of courses with a lot more obstacles and things in
Speaker 1: the way. Um, some courses they use lighting, different fiber
Speaker 1: optic lighting to make the courses look tough. Can we
Speaker 1: just throw out the second date part of this and
Speaker 1: discuss pro mini golfer because this is fascinating to me.
Speaker 1: I've always just tried to not step in some little kids.
Speaker 1: Peh've been there. Oh no, No, some of these courses,
Speaker 1: they don't even allow kids a lot of a lot
Speaker 1: of these pro courses. Oh, that's amazing. You have to
Speaker 1: tell where those are. All right, let's get to your date.
Speaker 1: So how was mini golfing with Laura? That was great.
Speaker 1: When I take a day out, I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be competitive or anything, I'm just having fun and having
Speaker 1: good conversation and talking to her. And we have a
Speaker 1: lot of similar interests and stuff like that. But I
Speaker 1: guess there was just this one thing that we didn't
Speaker 1: agree on. Um, ninety five percent of the conversation was fantastic.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's just this one little
Speaker 1: thing or what's going on. But you didn't get into
Speaker 1: like politics or religion or something like that, did you. No,
Speaker 1: No politics, no religion, nothing like that. It was actually
Speaker 1: we were talking about the lottery and we were saying, like,
Speaker 1: what would you do if you won like twenty million dollars? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how could you get in an argument about that, Well,
Speaker 1: she goes, she goes, I would donate it to charity,
Speaker 1: like all of it. Yeah, are you sure? Why do
Speaker 1: you want to call this girl? She's obviously got bad judgment.
Speaker 1: I think that's really noble. Why would that be a
Speaker 1: bad choicelf? Why are you even playing the lotto if
Speaker 1: you're just going to give it away? Exactly? Because maybe
Speaker 1: you want to do good for mankind? You see, you
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't get along on a date either. All right,
Speaker 1: So you got into a heated discussion because she said
Speaker 1: she would give all of her lottery winnings to charity,
Speaker 1: and I'm guessing you wouldn't give anything to charity. I
Speaker 1: would blow it on cars and going out and houses
Speaker 1: and do fun thing. I can actually see why that
Speaker 1: would be a reason not to call you back, because
Speaker 1: it doesn't. I mean, it says a lot about what
Speaker 1: type of person you are what you would do with
Speaker 1: that type of money. Right. You sound a little materialistic
Speaker 1: and selfish with that answer. Again, I'm not dating you.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to date somebody else. I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: interpret why she wouldn't be calling you. But how he
Speaker 1: did things get with her over this? I mean, not
Speaker 1: like heated, but there was definitely a disagree ramon and
Speaker 1: you know, but luckily that was on like the seventeen
Speaker 1: toll anyway, It wasn't like the whole date was really
Speaker 1: shot anyway, but the majority of the date was great.
Speaker 1: And I'm just not getting a call back, and I
Speaker 1: just I don't know. How did the date end? You know,
Speaker 1: I walked her back to her car and m Gabriel
Speaker 1: hug or whatever, and that was it. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like a date is sometimes like a good movie.
Speaker 1: You remember the beginning in the end. The middle doesn't
Speaker 1: really matter that much. It's just the part to get
Speaker 1: you to the end. And if your end really well,
Speaker 1: it says everything. It's all she remembered. I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess I don't know. But if you like the whole,
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're entertained throughout the whole movie, you're
Speaker 1: gonna go see the feat No not if the end sucks,
Speaker 1: you would never get along. Guys definitely would not be dating.
Speaker 1: So when she got in her car and stuff, did
Speaker 1: she seem like she wanted to see you again? Did
Speaker 1: she say anything or look at you in a certain way,
Speaker 1: you know that look Todd I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 1: she's just you know, she gave me a hug or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, i'll talk to you soon. And it'd
Speaker 1: really be a shame if she's not calling me back
Speaker 1: because of that one thing. Like yeah, and that's why
Speaker 1: I hope you guys get her on the phone, because
Speaker 1: I just want to redo, you know, I mean, if
Speaker 1: that's give me a mulligan. Yeah, all right, Well play
Speaker 1: a song, come back, call her and get your second
Speaker 1: date update. All right, thank you, all right, hang on
Speaker 1: it right in the middle of a second date update
Speaker 1: and if you're just joining us, Todd is on the phone,
Speaker 1: and Todd took a girl named Laura to mini golf
Speaker 1: for their first date. He said ninety five percent of
Speaker 1: it's awesome, but there was a bad five percent when
Speaker 1: they got into a little bit of an argument about
Speaker 1: how they would spend the money if they won the lottery.
Speaker 1: Todd says he would spend it all the material things,
Speaker 1: Laura bleeding heart. Laura says she would give it all
Speaker 1: to charity. And I guess they argued about that a
Speaker 1: little bit. Todd. I do know one thing, if you
Speaker 1: won the lottery, you wouldn't be having to do a
Speaker 1: second day update right now. You would have date options,
Speaker 1: that's for sure, right exactly now, if you guys go
Speaker 1: out again, are you going to be able to not
Speaker 1: bring this topic up? You know, I don't really think so.
Speaker 1: Like I think it's a it's a good thing if
Speaker 1: we bring it up again and talk about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's an important topic. And I mean, after thinking about
Speaker 1: it a little bit, I mean maybe I would give
Speaker 1: some to charity. Like that can't be a totally bad idea, Todd,
Speaker 1: do have soul? Or he's just telling her what she
Speaker 1: wants to hear. I didn't get another date. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna doubt her phone number right now and get
Speaker 1: your second day up date. Okay, thank you? Here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Laura please? Yeah? This is her?
Speaker 1: Hey Laura, how are you? This is Jebil from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewbil in the morning. I'm fine. Who is this again?
Speaker 1: Jebil from Brook and Jewbil in the morning. It's a
Speaker 1: radio show, okay, which airs on the radio. I'm familiar
Speaker 1: with the radio. I guess I'm just nice. Never heard
Speaker 1: of you guys, and I don't really know why you're
Speaker 1: calling me. Okay. Well, well, we're a show that's on
Speaker 1: the radio and we're calling you because we do a
Speaker 1: segment on our show called the Second Date Update, and
Speaker 1: you went out with one of our listeners recently. Um
Speaker 1: which one? Who? Who is this? WHOA? So there's a
Speaker 1: lot of options. Good for you? Well, I mean, I
Speaker 1: hope that's none of your business. But but no, who's who? Like,
Speaker 1: was it Jimmy? No, it was not Jimmy. We haven't
Speaker 1: gotten an email from a Jimmy yet about going on
Speaker 1: a date with you, But we did get one from
Speaker 1: a guy named Todd. Oh okay that Todd. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: remember Todd. That's what that sounded like. He says that
Speaker 1: you guys went mini golfing. We did, and now he
Speaker 1: says you're not calling him back and he really wanted
Speaker 1: to see you again. What's wrong with Todd? I don't
Speaker 1: know if I feel comfortable talking to you people. Um, well,
Speaker 1: what can I do to make you comfortable? Laura? This
Speaker 1: is all about your comfort. That sounded even creepier to
Speaker 1: me for some reason. How about we already heard his
Speaker 1: side of the story, so maybe it's your chance to
Speaker 1: tell yours. Oh so he told you his side of
Speaker 1: the story. Did he What did he tell you? Well,
Speaker 1: he told us that you guys went mini golfing, and
Speaker 1: he says that most of it was great. And there
Speaker 1: was one time where he thinks he might have upset
Speaker 1: you because you two were talking about lottery winnings if
Speaker 1: you had won the lottery, and he said he would
Speaker 1: just buy a bunch of stuff, and you were saying
Speaker 1: that you would give it to charity, and he thinks
Speaker 1: maybe that's the reason you're not calling him back. Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean that's his opinion, and I don't agree with it,
Speaker 1: but I'm not going to not date him just because
Speaker 1: I don't agree with him. Okay, So you didn't take
Speaker 1: it like as a red flag that it meant that
Speaker 1: he was materialistic and selfish. No, I think most people
Speaker 1: would probably not want to give all of their winnings
Speaker 1: to charity. I mean, I think that's probably normal. Like
Speaker 1: it wasn't like a good thing. But no, I mean
Speaker 1: that wasn't the reason. So if that wasn't it, then
Speaker 1: why don't you want to see Todd again? So? Does
Speaker 1: isn't that he wants to see me? Is that what
Speaker 1: this is about is bothering me? Yes? This is exactly
Speaker 1: why we're bothering you, and he wants to see you again.
Speaker 1: Um okay that's super weird. Um. And if you can't
Speaker 1: see you again, he at least wants to know why. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: that's fair, I guess. So. Um he told you we
Speaker 1: went mini golfing, right, and that he's like a pro
Speaker 1: and all that. Yeah, he was really good. That like
Speaker 1: blew me out of the water. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: that those people existed. You went on date with a
Speaker 1: pro athlete. It's pretty cool. I mean yeah, I mean no,
Speaker 1: it is. It is cool, like, and I did think
Speaker 1: that was kind of cool. I didn't know it was
Speaker 1: a thing either. But we were golfing and we're having
Speaker 1: a fun time and he gave me some pointers and
Speaker 1: all that stuff, and I made a hole in one.
Speaker 1: He was like yeah. Then he was like, hey, good job,
Speaker 1: and he smacked me on the butt and I was like, um, okay,
Speaker 1: that's that's stepping over a boundary right there. So you
Speaker 1: didn't like that. It just it made me uncomfortable, you know,
Speaker 1: because like he's he's a dude. I'm a girl. I
Speaker 1: just didn't think it was appropriate. Usually you should share,
Speaker 1: like a first kiss before you go to butt grabs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you tell him that you were uncomfortable with that
Speaker 1: and to not do it again? No, I probably should have,
Speaker 1: but I just kind of I didn't want to, Like,
Speaker 1: we were having a good time and I didn't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't I just wanted to let it go because
Speaker 1: he's a pro. I don't know, maybe this is the
Speaker 1: thing they do. I have no idea, and I just
Speaker 1: let it go. But then at the end of the
Speaker 1: game he did it again, and he was like nice
Speaker 1: playing with you, and like another little smack on that,
Speaker 1: and it just felt really gross and kind of porny.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Good job that club. You earned yourself
Speaker 1: a Buddhist lap, and not everybody gets one of those. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just really uncomfortable. Yeah, I can see how that.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I could explain what's going on if
Speaker 1: you guys give me a chance to just say, like,
Speaker 1: I could explain this. You weren't supposed to jump in yet, Todd, Wait,
Speaker 1: what is going on, Laura? That's Todd. He's on the
Speaker 1: other phone, wants to talk to you and apparently has
Speaker 1: no patience. Yeah, he's a little aggressive. I think she's right. Oh,
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. Okay, No, it's okay, it's okay,
Speaker 1: because I could explain, like I'm just excited to like
Speaker 1: hear your voice again, you know, like we had a
Speaker 1: good time. I would I just want to defend myself
Speaker 1: on that, like that's part of you know, I didn't
Speaker 1: mean across a barrier that I shouldn't have, but that's
Speaker 1: just a part of the game. You got a hole
Speaker 1: in one, and I was excited for you. That's like
Speaker 1: we do that in the league. And I know I
Speaker 1: probably should have said that, but it's just like just
Speaker 1: like part of the game. It's like a sports slap,
Speaker 1: Like when you're running out on the field and your
Speaker 1: coach gives you a little slap on the butt. Is
Speaker 1: that what you're doing. It's just like in base fall.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've probably seen people like, you know, slap
Speaker 1: each other on the eating baseball. Yeah, those dudes finol
Speaker 1: each other all the time. They follow themselves and each other.
Speaker 1: But the day Todd, those dudes know each other, they're
Speaker 1: on the same team, they've spent countless hours together. I
Speaker 1: mean we were already together for like thirty minutes, you know,
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to teller, congratulations and pass. You know, no, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not a guy. Okay, thirty minutes is not enough
Speaker 1: time for you to be able to touch my butt.
Speaker 1: That's not that's just not okay. And I'm not in
Speaker 1: the league with you. Girls. Don't understand why dude athletes
Speaker 1: do that anyway, Like you don't see lady athletes smacking
Speaker 1: each other on the butt. I don't know. I slap
Speaker 1: my girlfriends everyone as while like, hey, good game. What
Speaker 1: it is? Really? I don't know why not. That's really
Speaker 1: weird and that's something you do. You're not doing a
Speaker 1: whole lot of butt slapping then, Laura, No, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: And this is a date, Todd, like you crossed the
Speaker 1: boundary and I got you. I don't want to make
Speaker 1: you feel uncomfortable. You know. I wasn't trying to do
Speaker 1: that by any means. I was just getting really excited
Speaker 1: because you were getting really good at mini golf. We
Speaker 1: were having fun, we were laughing. Maybe I just misinterpreted
Speaker 1: the situation, but you know, I would just like to
Speaker 1: get a mulligan here and go out on another date
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, try again and be respectful. Maybe
Speaker 1: we'll go out to dinner this time or something, and
Speaker 1: after you finish your food, you can give you a
Speaker 1: nice pat on the button. Be like a good job. Laura.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with Todd? We will pay for it. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think I think his buttslap wasn't isn't thing I really do.
Speaker 1: And I feel like now he understands your boundaries. So
Speaker 1: maybe before he didn't get your boundaries. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I'll tell you what what the next time we
Speaker 1: get together, I'll let you smack me on my butt
Speaker 1: twice just to get even. So that way, Laura, tunning
Speaker 1: off again on an even playing field, Laura, you get
Speaker 1: a free date, and you get two free buttslaps on everybody.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to. I don't want to be smacked,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to smack anybody. No but smacks
Speaker 1: on dates like just no. I think that's a fair rule, Todd.
Speaker 1: I can adhere to that, all right. I got you
Speaker 1: butt slaps are off limits, and that's fine with me,
Speaker 1: all right, Laura, So what do you say butt slaps
Speaker 1: off limits? Is the second date on? Will you go
Speaker 1: out with him again? Well, obviously, Todd, you went through
Speaker 1: all this trouble to do this, and the second date
Speaker 1: wouldn't hurt. I had a good time other than the
Speaker 1: butt slaps, So why not? Why not? Yeah, yes, all right,
Speaker 1: you got a second date Todd. Congratulations woo. I just
Speaker 1: stood up and smacked my own butts. Congratulations. I'm smacking
Speaker 1: it for you over the radio, too. Good job, broken
Speaker 1: jewel in the morning text in at seven eight, five
Speaker 1: nine two says note to self, if I want to
Speaker 1: smack my date on the butt, just take them to
Speaker 1: do something sporting. Talking about today's second date update if
Speaker 1: you miss it. Todd wanted to call Laura. She he
Speaker 1: wasn't calling back after their date mini golfing. We got
Speaker 1: her on the phone and found out the reason why,
Speaker 1: and it's because Todd is actually a professional mini golfer.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that existed. But during their game,
Speaker 1: she would do something good and he'd like smack her
Speaker 1: on the butt, kind of like a sports slap, you
Speaker 1: know how you do that, And she was kind of
Speaker 1: weirded out by it, and why was this dude smacking
Speaker 1: me on the butt. So she wasn't calling him back
Speaker 1: because he thought he was She thought he was a
Speaker 1: little handsy. He told her there was. He was just
Speaker 1: like innocently like, hey, good game or whatever, And they
Speaker 1: did decide to go out again, just no butt slaps anymore.
Speaker 1: I think it was good on everybody's I mean we
Speaker 1: talked it out. Yeah, yeah, they worked it out, and
Speaker 1: now they're going on a second day. I remember, if
Speaker 1: you want to do a second day up date, all
Speaker 1: I have to do his email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person that didn't call you back.