WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Mini Golf Madness

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<v Speaker 1>Five brooking jubil in the morning. Mini golfing is always

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<v Speaker 1>a good idea on a first day. Yeah, unless, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>you get hammered and then get very upset when you

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<v Speaker 1>miss a shot and then go on a profanity lace

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<v Speaker 1>tirade in front of a bunch of kids and then

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<v Speaker 1>threatened to beat up the staff. That happened to you,

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<v Speaker 1>because that sounds really vivid. No, it hasn't happened to me,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm hoping it's happened to Todd, who's on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone today, And that's what he did. He went mini

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<v Speaker 1>golfing and then tried to beat everybody up. Is that right, Todd?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about beat everybody up, but I did

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<v Speaker 1>go mini golfing. Okay, did you get angry at all

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<v Speaker 1>during the entire eighteen holes? How many do you played

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<v Speaker 1>in mini golfround eighteen? Well, we played both courses. We

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<v Speaker 1>played eighteen holes. Young. Wow, okay, you're mini golf madman.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's my jam right. There is mini golfing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the perfect entertainment, perfect first date, you know

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<v Speaker 1>all that? Yeah, all right, and so you decided to

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<v Speaker 1>take the girl that you want to call today Mini golfing.

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<v Speaker 1>How did it go? I mean I think in one

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we were, you know, laughing around, joking around,

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<v Speaker 1>having a good time. To me, I like taking all

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<v Speaker 1>my dates mini golfing just because you know, it's what

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<v Speaker 1>I do. I actually I went pro mini golfing. I was, Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a professional professional mini golfer. We have a pro circuit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a pro circuit. There's leagues up to it all

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<v Speaker 1>around the United States playing mini golf. Oh man, what

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<v Speaker 1>am I doing? Why am I here? I didn't know that, Todd?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I have an apprenticeship underneath you? Can you teach

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<v Speaker 1>me so that I can go on? Yeah? You could

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<v Speaker 1>be as caddy. Oh no, people have cat Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>there's there's whole shot league. Yeah. Honestly all over the country.

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<v Speaker 1>There is just so many nice courses. Wait, what makes

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<v Speaker 1>it a course nice? Like a cool windmill? Well, it

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<v Speaker 1>depends on what you're looking for, you know, Like some

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<v Speaker 1>people like more of a challenge. So there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of courses with a lot more obstacles and things in

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<v Speaker 1>the way. Um, some courses they use lighting, different fiber

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<v Speaker 1>optic lighting to make the courses look tough. Can we

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<v Speaker 1>just throw out the second date part of this and

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<v Speaker 1>discuss pro mini golfer because this is fascinating to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I've always just tried to not step in some little kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Peh've been there. Oh no, No, some of these courses,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't even allow kids a lot of a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of these pro courses. Oh, that's amazing. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>tell where those are. All right, let's get to your date.

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<v Speaker 1>So how was mini golfing with Laura? That was great.

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<v Speaker 1>When I take a day out, I'm not trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be competitive or anything, I'm just having fun and having

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<v Speaker 1>good conversation and talking to her. And we have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of similar interests and stuff like that. But I

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<v Speaker 1>guess there was just this one thing that we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>agree on. Um, ninety five percent of the conversation was fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know if it's just this one little

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<v Speaker 1>thing or what's going on. But you didn't get into

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<v Speaker 1>like politics or religion or something like that, did you. No,

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<v Speaker 1>No politics, no religion, nothing like that. It was actually

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<v Speaker 1>we were talking about the lottery and we were saying, like,

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<v Speaker 1>what would you do if you won like twenty million dollars? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>how could you get in an argument about that, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she goes, she goes, I would donate it to charity,

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<v Speaker 1>like all of it. Yeah, are you sure? Why do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to call this girl? She's obviously got bad judgment.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's really noble. Why would that be a

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<v Speaker 1>bad choicelf? Why are you even playing the lotto if

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<v Speaker 1>you're just going to give it away? Exactly? Because maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do good for mankind? You see, you

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<v Speaker 1>and I wouldn't get along on a date either. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So you got into a heated discussion because she said

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<v Speaker 1>she would give all of her lottery winnings to charity,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm guessing you wouldn't give anything to charity. I

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<v Speaker 1>would blow it on cars and going out and houses

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<v Speaker 1>and do fun thing. I can actually see why that

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<v Speaker 1>would be a reason not to call you back, because

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't. I mean, it says a lot about what

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<v Speaker 1>type of person you are what you would do with

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<v Speaker 1>that type of money. Right. You sound a little materialistic

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<v Speaker 1>and selfish with that answer. Again, I'm not dating you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to date somebody else. I'm just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>interpret why she wouldn't be calling you. But how he

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<v Speaker 1>did things get with her over this? I mean, not

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<v Speaker 1>like heated, but there was definitely a disagree ramon and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, but luckily that was on like the seventeen

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<v Speaker 1>toll anyway, It wasn't like the whole date was really

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<v Speaker 1>shot anyway, but the majority of the date was great.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just not getting a call back, and I

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<v Speaker 1>just I don't know. How did the date end? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I walked her back to her car and m Gabriel

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<v Speaker 1>hug or whatever, and that was it. Well, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like a date is sometimes like a good movie.

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<v Speaker 1>You remember the beginning in the end. The middle doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>really matter that much. It's just the part to get

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<v Speaker 1>you to the end. And if your end really well,

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<v Speaker 1>it says everything. It's all she remembered. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I don't know. But if you like the whole,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you're entertained throughout the whole movie, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go see the feat No not if the end sucks,

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<v Speaker 1>you would never get along. Guys definitely would not be dating.

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<v Speaker 1>So when she got in her car and stuff, did

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<v Speaker 1>she seem like she wanted to see you again? Did

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<v Speaker 1>she say anything or look at you in a certain way,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that look Todd I mean, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>she's just you know, she gave me a hug or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, Okay, i'll talk to you soon. And it'd

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<v Speaker 1>really be a shame if she's not calling me back

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<v Speaker 1>because of that one thing. Like yeah, and that's why

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you guys get her on the phone, because

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to redo, you know, I mean, if

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<v Speaker 1>that's give me a mulligan. Yeah, all right, Well play

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<v Speaker 1>a song, come back, call her and get your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. All right, thank you, all right, hang on

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<v Speaker 1>it right in the middle of a second date update

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<v Speaker 1>and if you're just joining us, Todd is on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>and Todd took a girl named Laura to mini golf

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<v Speaker 1>for their first date. He said ninety five percent of

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<v Speaker 1>it's awesome, but there was a bad five percent when

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<v Speaker 1>they got into a little bit of an argument about

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<v Speaker 1>how they would spend the money if they won the lottery.

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<v Speaker 1>Todd says he would spend it all the material things,

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<v Speaker 1>Laura bleeding heart. Laura says she would give it all

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<v Speaker 1>to charity. And I guess they argued about that a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. Todd. I do know one thing, if you

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<v Speaker 1>won the lottery, you wouldn't be having to do a

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<v Speaker 1>second day update right now. You would have date options,

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<v Speaker 1>that's for sure, right exactly now, if you guys go

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<v Speaker 1>out again, are you going to be able to not

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<v Speaker 1>bring this topic up? You know, I don't really think so.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I think it's a it's a good thing if

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<v Speaker 1>we bring it up again and talk about it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an important topic. And I mean, after thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>it a little bit, I mean maybe I would give

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<v Speaker 1>some to charity. Like that can't be a totally bad idea, Todd,

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<v Speaker 1>do have soul? Or he's just telling her what she

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<v Speaker 1>wants to hear. I didn't get another date. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna doubt her phone number right now and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second day up date. Okay, thank you? Here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Laura please? Yeah? This is her?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Laura, how are you? This is Jebil from Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewbil in the morning. I'm fine. Who is this again?

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<v Speaker 1>Jebil from Brook and Jewbil in the morning. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>radio show, okay, which airs on the radio. I'm familiar

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<v Speaker 1>with the radio. I guess I'm just nice. Never heard

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<v Speaker 1>of you guys, and I don't really know why you're

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<v Speaker 1>calling me. Okay. Well, well, we're a show that's on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio and we're calling you because we do a

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<v Speaker 1>segment on our show called the Second Date Update, and

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<v Speaker 1>you went out with one of our listeners recently. Um

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<v Speaker 1>which one? Who? Who is this? WHOA? So there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of options. Good for you? Well, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>hope that's none of your business. But but no, who's who? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>was it Jimmy? No, it was not Jimmy. We haven't

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<v Speaker 1>gotten an email from a Jimmy yet about going on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with you, But we did get one from

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<v Speaker 1>a guy named Todd. Oh okay that Todd. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>remember Todd. That's what that sounded like. He says that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys went mini golfing. We did, and now he

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<v Speaker 1>says you're not calling him back and he really wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to see you again. What's wrong with Todd? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if I feel comfortable talking to you people. Um, well,

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<v Speaker 1>what can I do to make you comfortable? Laura? This

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<v Speaker 1>is all about your comfort. That sounded even creepier to

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<v Speaker 1>me for some reason. How about we already heard his

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<v Speaker 1>side of the story, so maybe it's your chance to

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<v Speaker 1>tell yours. Oh so he told you his side of

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<v Speaker 1>the story. Did he What did he tell you? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he told us that you guys went mini golfing, and

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<v Speaker 1>he says that most of it was great. And there

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<v Speaker 1>was one time where he thinks he might have upset

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<v Speaker 1>you because you two were talking about lottery winnings if

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<v Speaker 1>you had won the lottery, and he said he would

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<v Speaker 1>just buy a bunch of stuff, and you were saying

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<v Speaker 1>that you would give it to charity, and he thinks

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that's the reason you're not calling him back. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's his opinion, and I don't agree with it,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm not going to not date him just because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't agree with him. Okay, So you didn't take

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<v Speaker 1>it like as a red flag that it meant that

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<v Speaker 1>he was materialistic and selfish. No, I think most people

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<v Speaker 1>would probably not want to give all of their winnings

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<v Speaker 1>to charity. I mean, I think that's probably normal. Like

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't like a good thing. But no, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that wasn't the reason. So if that wasn't it, then

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<v Speaker 1>why don't you want to see Todd again? So? Does

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<v Speaker 1>isn't that he wants to see me? Is that what

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<v Speaker 1>this is about is bothering me? Yes? This is exactly

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<v Speaker 1>why we're bothering you, and he wants to see you again.

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<v Speaker 1>Um okay that's super weird. Um. And if you can't

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<v Speaker 1>see you again, he at least wants to know why. Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fair, I guess. So. Um he told you we

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<v Speaker 1>went mini golfing, right, and that he's like a pro

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<v Speaker 1>and all that. Yeah, he was really good. That like

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<v Speaker 1>blew me out of the water. I didn't even know

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<v Speaker 1>that those people existed. You went on date with a

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<v Speaker 1>pro athlete. It's pretty cool. I mean yeah, I mean no,

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<v Speaker 1>it is. It is cool, like, and I did think

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<v Speaker 1>that was kind of cool. I didn't know it was

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<v Speaker 1>a thing either. But we were golfing and we're having

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<v Speaker 1>a fun time and he gave me some pointers and

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<v Speaker 1>all that stuff, and I made a hole in one.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like yeah. Then he was like, hey, good job,

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<v Speaker 1>and he smacked me on the butt and I was like, um, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's stepping over a boundary right there. So you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like that. It just it made me uncomfortable, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because like he's he's a dude. I'm a girl. I

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<v Speaker 1>just didn't think it was appropriate. Usually you should share,

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<v Speaker 1>like a first kiss before you go to butt grabs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>did you tell him that you were uncomfortable with that

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<v Speaker 1>and to not do it again? No, I probably should have,

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<v Speaker 1>but I just kind of I didn't want to, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>we were having a good time and I didn't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I just wanted to let it go because

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<v Speaker 1>he's a pro. I don't know, maybe this is the

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<v Speaker 1>thing they do. I have no idea, and I just

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<v Speaker 1>let it go. But then at the end of the

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<v Speaker 1>game he did it again, and he was like nice

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<v Speaker 1>playing with you, and like another little smack on that,

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<v Speaker 1>and it just felt really gross and kind of porny.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Good job that club. You earned yourself

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<v Speaker 1>a Buddhist lap, and not everybody gets one of those. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just really uncomfortable. Yeah, I can see how that.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, I could explain what's going on if

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<v Speaker 1>you guys give me a chance to just say, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I could explain this. You weren't supposed to jump in yet, Todd, Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what is going on, Laura? That's Todd. He's on the

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<v Speaker 1>other phone, wants to talk to you and apparently has

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<v Speaker 1>no patience. Yeah, he's a little aggressive. I think she's right. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Oh my god. Okay, No, it's okay, it's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because I could explain, like I'm just excited to like

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<v Speaker 1>hear your voice again, you know, like we had a

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<v Speaker 1>good time. I would I just want to defend myself

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<v Speaker 1>on that, like that's part of you know, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>mean across a barrier that I shouldn't have, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>just a part of the game. You got a hole

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<v Speaker 1>in one, and I was excited for you. That's like

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<v Speaker 1>we do that in the league. And I know I

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<v Speaker 1>probably should have said that, but it's just like just

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<v Speaker 1>like part of the game. It's like a sports slap,

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<v Speaker 1>Like when you're running out on the field and your

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<v Speaker 1>coach gives you a little slap on the butt. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what you're doing. It's just like in base fall.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you've probably seen people like, you know, slap

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<v Speaker 1>each other on the eating baseball. Yeah, those dudes finol

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<v Speaker 1>each other all the time. They follow themselves and each other.

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<v Speaker 1>But the day Todd, those dudes know each other, they're

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<v Speaker 1>on the same team, they've spent countless hours together. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean we were already together for like thirty minutes, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just wanted to teller, congratulations and pass. You know, no, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a guy. Okay, thirty minutes is not enough

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<v Speaker 1>time for you to be able to touch my butt.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not that's just not okay. And I'm not in

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<v Speaker 1>the league with you. Girls. Don't understand why dude athletes

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<v Speaker 1>do that anyway, Like you don't see lady athletes smacking

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<v Speaker 1>each other on the butt. I don't know. I slap

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<v Speaker 1>my girlfriends everyone as while like, hey, good game. What

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<v Speaker 1>it is? Really? I don't know why not. That's really

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<v Speaker 1>weird and that's something you do. You're not doing a

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<v Speaker 1>whole lot of butt slapping then, Laura, No, no, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is a date, Todd, like you crossed the

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<v Speaker 1>boundary and I got you. I don't want to make

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<v Speaker 1>you feel uncomfortable. You know. I wasn't trying to do

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<v Speaker 1>that by any means. I was just getting really excited

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<v Speaker 1>because you were getting really good at mini golf. We

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<v Speaker 1>were having fun, we were laughing. Maybe I just misinterpreted

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<v Speaker 1>the situation, but you know, I would just like to

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<v Speaker 1>get a mulligan here and go out on another date

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, you know, try again and be respectful. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we'll go out to dinner this time or something, and

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<v Speaker 1>after you finish your food, you can give you a

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<v Speaker 1>nice pat on the button. Be like a good job. Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to go out on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with Todd? We will pay for it. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>think I think his buttslap wasn't isn't thing I really do.

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<v Speaker 1>And I feel like now he understands your boundaries. So

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<v Speaker 1>maybe before he didn't get your boundaries. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'll tell you what what the next time we

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<v Speaker 1>get together, I'll let you smack me on my butt

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<v Speaker 1>twice just to get even. So that way, Laura, tunning

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<v Speaker 1>off again on an even playing field, Laura, you get

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<v Speaker 1>a free date, and you get two free buttslaps on everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't want to. I don't want to be smacked,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't want to smack anybody. No but smacks

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<v Speaker 1>on dates like just no. I think that's a fair rule, Todd.

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<v Speaker 1>I can adhere to that, all right. I got you

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<v Speaker 1>butt slaps are off limits, and that's fine with me,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Laura, So what do you say butt slaps

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<v Speaker 1>off limits? Is the second date on? Will you go

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<v Speaker 1>out with him again? Well, obviously, Todd, you went through

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<v Speaker 1>all this trouble to do this, and the second date

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't hurt. I had a good time other than the

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<v Speaker 1>butt slaps, So why not? Why not? Yeah, yes, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>you got a second date Todd. Congratulations woo. I just

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<v Speaker 1>stood up and smacked my own butts. Congratulations. I'm smacking

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<v Speaker 1>it for you over the radio, too. Good job, broken

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<v Speaker 1>jewel in the morning text in at seven eight, five

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<v Speaker 1>nine two says note to self, if I want to

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<v Speaker 1>smack my date on the butt, just take them to

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<v Speaker 1>do something sporting. Talking about today's second date update if

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<v Speaker 1>you miss it. Todd wanted to call Laura. She he

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't calling back after their date mini golfing. We got

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<v Speaker 1>her on the phone and found out the reason why,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's because Todd is actually a professional mini golfer.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know that existed. But during their game,

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<v Speaker 1>she would do something good and he'd like smack her

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<v Speaker 1>on the butt, kind of like a sports slap, you

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<v Speaker 1>know how you do that, And she was kind of

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<v Speaker 1>weirded out by it, and why was this dude smacking

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<v Speaker 1>me on the butt. So she wasn't calling him back

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<v Speaker 1>because he thought he was She thought he was a

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<v Speaker 1>little handsy. He told her there was. He was just

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<v Speaker 1>like innocently like, hey, good game or whatever, And they

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<v Speaker 1>did decide to go out again, just no butt slaps anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was good on everybody's I mean we

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<v Speaker 1>talked it out. Yeah, yeah, they worked it out, and

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<v Speaker 1>now they're going on a second day. I remember, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do a second day up date, all

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<v Speaker 1>I have to do his email the show and we

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<v Speaker 1>will call the person that didn't call you back.