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Speaker 1: o mission. That's good Science. Hello and welcome to Good Science.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Bobby Kennedy Junior, the Health Secretary of

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Speaker 1: the United States of America and with me as always

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Speaker 1: as my co host. He's the host of Shittheads. He's

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Speaker 1: a wild and crazy comedian hailing all the way from Austin,

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Speaker 1: where he's banned from several bars for groping. It's Kyle Quim.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you, Bobby, Kyle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm fucking good man.

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I just got back.

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Speaker 2: Thank you you too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you look you look good. I just got

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Speaker 1: back from tours. So at home. How is that tour?

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Speaker 1: So you were phenomenal? Now that was It's called it's

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Speaker 1: called Guys Know Best, right, Yeah, GMB.

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Speaker 2: Tour Guys Know Best. We based it on the documentary

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Speaker 2: Tour Gasm. And it's fucking wild. It's amazing. It's it's

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Speaker 2: you know, we just.

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Speaker 1: Go out and uh it's me.

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Speaker 2: Hinchcliff, you know a bunch of others, Big Jay, you know, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: and we were out there on the road and we know,

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Speaker 2: you know, we basically you know, the crowds know, we

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Speaker 2: it's fucking phenomena.

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Speaker 1: I see some clips. Now, you had a really controversial

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Speaker 2: Was you know, it was a little bit a little

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Speaker 1: And that's what I did.

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Speaker 2: You know, like, people don't fucking get it.

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Speaker 1: Did you get charged with a sold I did? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got charged with assault. You know.

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Speaker 2: Uh, that's the them's the breaks, that's the way the

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Speaker 2: cookie falls. People like to say, but yeah, you know,

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Speaker 2: no one's gonna come, no one's gonna say ship during

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Speaker 2: problem with the society these days, is that they don't

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Speaker 1: And you know, if you talk during my show, you

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Speaker 1: are gonna get hit right right. You know, you and

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Speaker 1: President Trump have very similar attitudes, you know, two words

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Speaker 1: how people behave Well I voted for him, yeah, well,

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, I am a past a felon, so

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Speaker 2: I'm I should not be able to vote. But you know,

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Speaker 2: my my dead grandmother, I use her name. I go

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Speaker 2: in and it's totally fine.

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Speaker 1: So well, while you were on tour, yeah you know,

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Speaker 2: Get it out, Jesus Christ, totally ship gets you forever

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Speaker 2: to say words.

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Speaker 1: I was doing. That's a funny, guy, I don't spit

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Speaker 1: on me like a like a woman in your audience. Well,

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Speaker 1: so I've said so I say. I was cleaning out

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Speaker 1: the President Trump's office and I found this little, tiny,

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Speaker 1: Oh, most finches, you know, probably came in through a

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Speaker 1: And he ran it over like back and forth, back

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Speaker 1: No? I mean I have no problem with horse sex. Work.

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Speaker 1: asking you, is a horse a whore? A horse can

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm just giving it a good squeeze.

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Speaker 2: O listen, I just don't want you to hurt this.

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Speaker 2: How about that? You know?

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Speaker 2: Can you put the bird down?

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Speaker 1: I'm not putting the first off, Kyle, don't tell me

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Speaker 1: I'm holding this bird because this bird relieves by stress.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna have that fucking movie yeah with Sandra Bull Bullcock,

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Speaker 1: Wick played Neo the movie called The Mattress. That's okay

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Speaker 1: So we're talking about women's issues today, and you know,

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Speaker 1: women get me hot and bothered. So you better keep it,

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Speaker 1: keep it easy, Kyle, or else I'm gonna squeeze this

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Speaker 1: thing like threatening me. I'm not threatening you. I'm promising

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Speaker 1: Because men know best about women.

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Speaker 2: Better to talk Who better to talk about women's health

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Speaker 1: I love the outfits. You know. I was invited this

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Speaker 1: he hand delivers all of miamis packages.

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Speaker 2: Just can you I just heard the fucking bird.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like, well, I get so excited.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like it's like, you know, it's having trouble breathing.

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Speaker 2: We are the ones who create.

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Speaker 1: Show the buildings. We build, buildings, make.

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Speaker 2: Why know, first of all, what is menstruation women? That

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Speaker 1: Wait Bobby, Bobby, what the fuck I got? It? Looks

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, it's modeled after a Chinese body part farming

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Speaker 2: And then they just clone their DNA essentially and make food.

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Speaker 1: produce ethical way of producing human meat has been something

433
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: that has made us rethink our federal lawsuit about their

434
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: chlorine washed chicken.

435
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 2: Wow.

436
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 1: Right, so, and in addition to that, they make the

437
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 1: most delicious ewie gewey balls. These are fully intact testicles

438
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,919
Speaker 1: that when you chump into them, they burst with flavor

439
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 1: gushers of the body. They are full gushers. And I'll

440
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,360
Speaker 1: tell you this right now. They are guaranteed to not

441
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 1: get women pregnant even if they eat them, because which.

442
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 2: Is usually how women get pregnant.

443
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: Yes, they eat common and then the baby grows in

444
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 1: their stomach, which is obviously There's been a number of studies,

445
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:56,959
Speaker 1: including a recent study out of South Korea, about you know,

446
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 1: whether you could do hot pop cumballs and still get pregnant.

447
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: Apparently you can't.

448
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 2: Now talk about the fuck now talk about the ass jerky.

449
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: What is that as jerky is where they take the

450
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 1: tenderest part of the asshole, the wrinkly part that's very thin,

451
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: the rink dnkle. It's like when you make a tinkle. No,

452
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: a wrinkle, dinkle, Oh a wrinkle dnkle. Sure, but if

453
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: you need to make a tinkle, you can kyle, because

454
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 1: you'll be pushing a little piss out when you get

455
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: excited by eating these very light as air wrinkly tinkly

456
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 1: asshole ribbons. They're light and puffy and in fact, I

457
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:44,439
Speaker 1: have had them catch air from a draft from Cheryl

458
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 1: opening the door out to the yard to let more

459
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 1: fucking birds into the house, and the uh asshole meat

460
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: lifts off like it's taking flight, like the famous Japanese

461
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 1: lantern sarah emonies or a gami that where they would

462
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: launch or agami into space.

463
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 2: With what you heard of her first, folks, Chewie.

464
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: Get your chewy chips today. Boarded them through a Chinese

465
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 1: distributor as they are not legally allowed to be sold

466
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:22,479
Speaker 1: in the United States until next year. I'm gonna have

467
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: one son right now, me too. Mmm, holy shit, that's good.

468
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 1: M oh, it's good. Human.

469
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me ask you this why don't men menstru Wait,

470
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 2: that's the question that I have.

471
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: Because we can't. We don't. We're too busy running things

472
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: and building stuff and you know, making things.

473
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 2: And so it's an evolutionary kind of evolved. We used

474
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 2: to menstruate, We used.

475
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,479
Speaker 1: To men straight out of our hands, out of our hands.

476
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 2: That's why Jesus is depicted with stigmata.

477
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Jesus was one of the last pussy handed men,

478
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 1: and he had bloody hands every month, and that's why

479
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 1: he would have those dinners where and everyone go, oh,

480
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: he could turn water into wine. So that's what the

481
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: last supper is.

482
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 2: Everyone ate a piece of his pussy pussy and that's okay.

483
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 2: So that's and that was passover where they put blood

484
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 2: on the door.

485
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: That was pussy. That was that used to be well,

486
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: it used to be called pussover and then over time

487
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: it was translated it properly into passover. But so it

488
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 1: was originally called pussover and Jesus and Jesus you know,

489
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: ever we go, oh, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Jesus.

490
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 2: Suck hey, hey, Bobby, just shop it.

491
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ would sew what would.

492
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 2: Eat at that last supper, because you know what, I

493
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 2: would love to be at one of those supper.

494
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: No, you wouldn't, No, you wouldn't. It's not the ancients

495
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: didn't eat great food. They didn't. You know, you'd think

496
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: they had whole grains and and and and fresh meat

497
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: and all that, but no, it was he. They were

498
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: processing food even back then.

499
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 2: Well, I gotta say, I fucking love a good cheeseburger.

500
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 2: I love a good fucking bologney sandwich.

501
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: You don't if you ever talk about that.

502
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Bobby, No, I just no, no, no, you're

503
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 2: like bloody.

504
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: Bobby, kind of monster. Bobby. Please, why do you care

505
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: so much about these birds? You pussy? I just I'm

506
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: just please, don't do it. It just fucks up like

507
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: some sort of goddamn cock just because I daddy ran

508
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: over a dog. You can't handle your By the way,

509
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 1: I want to point out to you that Jesus didn't

510
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: turn water into wine. It was simply that he would

511
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: pick up a water glass. He'd quickly go whoop, and

512
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 1: then he would squeeze his own hand into the glass

513
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: and he'd go, oh, yes, it's wine. Everyone's like, oh

514
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 1: this wine tastes like so it was a discharge filed

515
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 1: like blood.

516
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 2: So it was David Blade.

517
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, David Blade. Yeah, everyone knows, everyone loves David Blade. Wow,

518
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: he was like a magician sort of. I found another one,

519
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: how about that? Huh? This little guard with his.

520
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:33,959
Speaker 2: Friend Jesus Christ, Bobby, I don't know why there are

521
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 2: so many fucking birds in your office.

522
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: Cheryl left a goddamn window open when she visited my

523
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: office today. She brought me my lunch, which is set

524
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: hand with barley and a delicious green goddess dressing. But

525
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: then I also have a moose. I had a moose

526
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: leg Jesus Christ.

527
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 2: Now, Cheryl, how old is Cheryl?

528
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: Well you ask a question, Well I'm What.

529
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 2: I'm really curious is about is when do people stop

530
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 2: getting periods and start getting real?

531
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:13,240
Speaker 1: That's right, women's health. Uh, well, people stop having periods

532
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: and start getting real when they dry up and they're

533
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 1: no longer useful.

534
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 2: So is that a technical term? Is there like a

535
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 2: technical term for that?

536
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: Drying up? Is the is the term?

537
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 2: And what does that actually mean?

538
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: It means that the woman becomes a husk of herself.

539
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: She's bitter and uh, not full of life force anymore?

540
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 2: Like corn?

541
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like, you know the corn that you decorate

542
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 1: your door with Halloween and Thanksgiving.

543
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 2: I usually do it in the summertime.

544
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: But why the funk would you do that? Bobby?

545
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 3: Come on, I don't know why you have to hold

546
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 3: these goddamn birds, because these relaxing the relaxing.

547
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: Peez. You are right, what the fuck? What's wrong? I'm

548
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 1: just thank you about it. How much I love women,

549
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: how much I want to support them, And how would

550
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: I think of God use of a woman who's dried

551
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 1: up and can't make babies anymore would be to put

552
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: a piece of thin, malleable wire around her neck and

553
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: then attach that to a hook on the front of

554
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: your door, and then hang her from that door during

555
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: the cornucopia season.

556
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 2: Well, Bobby, I know here's a I have a question, okay,

557
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 2: and we're gonna dig deep here, because I have noticed

558
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 2: that you have a tendency to be cruel to animals.

559
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: I love.

560
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 2: No, I don't fucking buy it, and.

561
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 1: I hey get that.

562
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 2: And I'm wondering if somebody, in the same way, somebody

563
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 2: did something cruel to an animal, what happened to you?

564
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 2: Did an animal hurt you when you were a kid?

565
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: A lot of people think that my father was shot

566
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 1: by a gun by Bobby Kennedy, rob F Kennedy.

567
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 4: R f K JFKY you're r f K I by

568
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 4: a think it should be I don't know why it's

569
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 4: not b F b FK.

570
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 2: Well you're Bobby.

571
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: Bobby. What's the middle one? Fuck Bobby fuck Kennedy, Right,

572
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: that's what we used to joke around. Really it's it's Gerald,

573
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: But who says that anymore? No, it wouldn't be Bobby

574
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: Fitzgerald Kennedy. It would be Robert F. Kennedy, your formal name.

575
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 3: Okay, god, oh my god, what are you doing, Bobby?

576
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: No, Bobby, what the fuck? Put spin it on? You

577
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:02,720
Speaker 1: just fucking ripped off the heads? What the fuck, Bobby?

578
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Yeah? Oh, oh my god, Bobby,

579
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: that's what a bird's like. Your fucking hand is bleeding.

580
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: That's a tasty bird.

581
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 2: Wait a second, your hand is bleeding.

582
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,479
Speaker 1: My hand, that's fine, I don't care.

583
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 2: Wait no, no, no, are you fucking having a period

584
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 2: right now?

585
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Oh my god. You can't tell anybody

586
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,439
Speaker 1: about because you can't tell President Tramp. You can't tell

587
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: any of this. Why not? The truth is that I

588
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: get my period out of my hand every mouth, Kyle,

589
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 1: I have since I was a little boy.

590
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 2: Well, maybe that's because you're killing fucking animals.

591
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: Oh, I kill them because I get my period. Bullshit.

592
00:35:55,480 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: I get pre medstru rage, pre menstrual male rage pm

593
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:09,439
Speaker 1: M S and I fucking lose my shit. I fined

594
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 1: animals and I kill them.

595
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 2: I'm starting to see here that women get periods and

596
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 2: men get periods too, but it comes.

597
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: From rage, right, yeah, yeah, Oh that doctor Mangala. He

598
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: learned that a lot of time ago. It's called the

599
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 1: Mangala effect.

600
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:31,280
Speaker 2: So basically, you have rage, but but for guys rage,

601
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 2: According to guys, you're on the rag.

602
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: I'm on the rag. I'm on the rag, Kyle. I've

603
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: been on the goddamn rag my entire life. And it's

604
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:44,919
Speaker 1: so crazy if.

605
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 2: You put it together, you put all everything together, that

606
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: men actually also bleed, but we just bleed the the

607
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 2: blood of other people.

608
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:59,720
Speaker 1: Men bleed other people's. War is okay.

609
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 2: So so war is the baby that men have.

610
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 1: War is the miscarriage. War is the miscarriage. It's a

611
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 1: bloody miscarriage.

612
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 2: Yep.

613
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 1: The baby it would have been, the baby would have

614
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: been what happened if there was no war. War like

615
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: building a temple or an archway or a ballroom or

616
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: something like that, or rounding people up and systematically executed.

617
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: And that's the baby.

618
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 2: That's the baby, but the war. And we have blood

619
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 2: on our hands.

620
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: We have blood.

621
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 2: Men have blood on our hands.

622
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: This is right. Men have blood on their hands.

623
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 2: And that's our period.

624
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 1: That's our period. And our period is violent and long.

625
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 1: We have a very long period. This period's lasted almost

626
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 1: two thousand years.

627
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,280
Speaker 2: Right when Eddie Murphy started doing common.

628
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,760
Speaker 1: And Eddie Murphy first started doing comedy and Christ blood

629
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 1: from his goddamn hands at Pussover, everybody knew that this

630
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: was gonna last a long time. And the war in

631
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: Iran is just another period, just another bloody god.

632
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 2: Is that why they call it periods like a period peace.

633
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: That's why they don't call it an age. They don't

634
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 1: call it an age. They call it a period. They

635
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: call it a period because it's a male period. And

636
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 1: so what we learned today is that women's health is

637
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 1: really about men's health, and about what men go through

638
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: and what we're suffering and what we're experiencing. Because no

639
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: one ever thinks about.

640
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 2: Us if they only knew.

641
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you all the birds are dead now

642
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:43,839
Speaker 1: and it's all your fault, Kyle. You should have kept

643
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 1: your goddamn house. But I think the big takeaway is,

644
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:52,439
Speaker 1: like I said, women's issues are men's issues, and that's

645
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: what we can conclude scientif yeah, will exactly.

646
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 2: And just so you know, I will be at the

647
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 2: Alpine Funny Room, uh this Saturday. Come out, Bring your

648
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 2: fucking moms because they will enjoy this. And yeah, we

649
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,240
Speaker 2: will see you there.

650
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: We fucking love you. All right. Well, you know, I've

651
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: got nothing else to plug, except of course, that we

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Speaker 1: do have another pandemic that's on the horizon, but I

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Speaker 1: don't want to talk about it yet until we have

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Speaker 1: I can't wait finally as everything. But when we get

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Speaker 1: to it, it's gonna be big. It's gonna be one

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Speaker 1: of the it's gonna put COVID to shame, that's all

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Speaker 1: I want to say. And we've already got some great

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Speaker 1: alternative therapies and uh, you know, oh wow, look at this.

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Speaker 1: I got one more, Kyle, one more.

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Speaker 2: Look look, no, no, no, please, Bobby, just put it down.

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Speaker 2: Bobby put it down.

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