WEBVTT - Honey Bunches Of Cracklin’ Chocolate Cheerio 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:01.160 Did you want to do this or are you just 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:02.320 gonna play with your phone all day? 0:00:02.440 --> 0:00:10.319 I'm not playing with my phone. I'm doing work. This 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:12.360 is serial Killers. 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:19.919 This is serial Killers and it's episode forty. Why are 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:20.800 you yelling, Andrew? 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:24.200 I haven't said one word in this whole podcast yet. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:27.760 Oh well, hey, welcome to serial Killers. It's all right. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:29.720 It's not a milestone, but it's episode forty. It's an 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:31.800 even number with a zero on it, so that's pretty cool. 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:33.640 Yeah, it is awesome. I'm Scottie Bee. 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:36.640 And I'm Andy. Oh wait, you don't like that. 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:40.720 I'm Scottie s Coodt. I E there. 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:44.560 It is Welcome to serial Killers. It's the serial podcast 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:45.480 that you love. 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:49.479 Can I just quickly say something? You may this is 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:52.000 some house cleaning? House cleaning is anything. 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:54.319 We keep it? Keep house? I don't clean my head. 0:00:54.360 --> 0:01:01.320 Don't cry milk back in our cinnamon are episode? Did 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:03.840 Amy know that you had maple cheerios? 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:07.679 She did not. Huh it wasn't really a maple episode. 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:10.400 Yes, maple cheerios were there, and you're like, my wife, 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:11.920 will no I had maple? 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:14.440 Well we didn't make out that day, so she would 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:16.480 have known if we kissed, but we didn't. 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:18.160 Okay, just need to get that out of the way. 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:20.119 Can tell you what, you know what I'm gonna eat. 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:22.440 I'm gonna eat some more today before we're done with 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:24.240 this podcast, and I'll let you know tomorrow. 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:25.760 You know, you can eat normally. You don't have to 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:29.440 like choke it down. Yeah, like you just illustrated for me. Yeah, well, 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:32.760 here we are. Wow, it's September. 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:34.880 I can't even believe it Isn't that crazy? And this 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:37.160 is episode forty. That's just remarkable. 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:39.520 Forty episodes of Cereal. We should have weighed ourselves on 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:41.199 episode one to episode forty. 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:44.119 Well, I've actually lost weight since episode one. I lost 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:47.280 ten pounds since episode one, crazy because I've stopped eating 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:50.240 entire bowls of cereal, which is nice. Yeah, look at this, 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:55.160 he said, you lost one frowns. Well, my t shirts 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.840 are large now. So anyway, I will give you the 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:01.000 option cool classic or new Cereal becase do generally we 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:03.720 try to do one each in each episode, but you know, 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:06.840 sometimes like that last one with the Choco yet healthy crap. 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:08.840 I don't even know when those came out, so they 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:10.720 could be new, they could have been around forever. Who knows. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:13.200 Choco Chimp was also making a wreck of the studio, 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:14.239 so we apologize. 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:15.840 He was throwing poop everywhere. 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:17.680 Actually it was just the Choco Chimp cereal. 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:20.040 Oh well, what do you want today? Classic or new? 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:22.080 I always feel like I said classics. I'm gonna go 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:22.399 with new. 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:28.079 Okay, Well, it's fall, and what's more fall than leaves? 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:29.640 Can't eat leaves? 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:31.480 What's more chewing leaves? 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:34.919 What's more fall than a caramel apple at a carnival? 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:36.760 Oh no, what happened? 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:39.520 I don't like caramel apples? I don't. 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:44.040 It's new from posts. It's another honey bunches of oats, 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:48.959 variety apple, caramel crunch or caramel if you will? No, 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:50.080 what's the matter? 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:53.320 First of all, dehydrated apple? I'm allergic to apples? 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:56.200 Well, I mean no, you're not, liar, I am, You're 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:59.840 not allergic. And second of all, they can't be hydrated apples. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:01.400 You can't just cut up an apple and throw in 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:03.559 a box. They have to be dehydrated. 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:05.639 I don't want this, you. 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:07.240 Have to have it. There's plenty of crap that I 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:09.640 didn't want for this, But how to have it? We 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:10.799 do it for the listeners. 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.360 You're right, who've listened to us for forty episodes, so 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:14.040 thank you very much. 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:17.040 Yes, and it's made with real apple slices, naturally flavored 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:19.639 with other natural flavors. Look at those caramel cubes. 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:22.760 Can I just say caramel to me? Know what tastes 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:26.480 I hate more than anything? Salted caramel? Really I hate. 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:27.560 I never quite understood. 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:30.360 I don't get those salted carrau salty sweet. 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:31.280 I don't really understand that. 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:34.680 It's disgusting. Okay when people put whole chunks of like 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:36.600 salt with the caramel, I'm like, no. 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:38.600 Yeah, that's a trendy thing. It won't be around for long. 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:41.600 I'm pretty sure it's existed for you know, centuries. 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:44.240 But you know you're right, corn, whole grain, wheat sugar 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:45.840 not bad third ingredient. I'll take it. 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:48.360 I am not looking forward to this. 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:50.080 Oh you know, I'm really disappointed in myself because I 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:51.360 told you I was going to do the whole story 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:52.680 of mister Post and mister Kellogg. 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:55.000 Yeah you never did you know? The sanitarium? 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:57.880 Yeah, poor CW. Post. I didn't do my research. Oh 0:03:57.920 --> 0:04:00.560 that was those were his initials, c W. Yeah, that's 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:02.720 a college on Long Island too, oh really, Yeah, you 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:05.200 never heard of that Long Island University c W post. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:07.360 Now my brother went there. Oh really, this is a 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:13.280 flimsy bag if I've ever felt one's messed up. See, 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:15.240 I love the smell smell. It smells like fall. 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:19.680 Yeah, I mean it smells great taste wise. Look, you've 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:23.080 done your own thing before, and that's my thing. Yeah, 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:27.600 and you love the cereal chocolate Lucky Charms cinnamon chocolate 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:29.800 toast crunch. By the way, you stole that whole box 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:33.480 of chocolate Lucky Charms. No, you know, I don't know 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:35.360 if we've discussed this yet, but I'm going to tell 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:36.680 you right now that as soon as I see it, 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:38.480 when it comes out, it's going to be a ceial 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:40.640 emergency and it's going to be a bonus prize inside 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:42.719 Middle of the Week episode when they come out with 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:47.080 the it's the like Crisp Rice in any event, Kellock 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:49.280 screwed up Rice Krispy treat You know that, right. Yeah, 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:51.719 So now Lucky Charms apparently is coming out with a 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:54.760 Rice Krispy Treates type cereal with marshmallows. Shut up. 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:57.279 Yeah, oh my god. It's in like a turquoise box 0:04:57.279 --> 0:04:59.400 and I've seen a picture of it online. I tweeted 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:01.280 a picture of it out not terribly long ago. But 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:02.560 I'm just waiting for it. And as soon as it 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.080 comes out, I'll be the first to get it, and 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:05.320 you'll be the first to know about it. 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:07.760 That's amazing. Yeah. Oh, I'm very happy to hear that. 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:08.720 Thank you, you got it. 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:11.640 Grab some fat free, lactose free milk. Taste the same, 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:13.600 love it nice and creamy. 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:15.880 Okay, that's a cool description. 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:20.080 Here is your honey, bunches of oats, caramel, apple, and 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:20.839 new spoon. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:24.600 Don't like the dehydrated apples may make my mouth itch. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:28.680 You have more issues than we know. All right, you're ready? Oh, 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:30.560 I like it to leave the skins on the apples. 0:05:33.040 --> 0:05:36.320 Good, It's real good. It's okay, right, yeah, can we 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.279 just start the episode here? So that's why everything I 0:05:38.320 --> 0:05:39.880 said before this again. 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:41.320 You know, the flakes kind of get on the way. 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:42.600 I just like the sweet stuff. 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:46.120 All I'm gonna say is that with these cereals, it 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:48.679 just kind of feels like you're getting punched in the mouth. 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:51.640 There's like so much that you have to like your 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:53.800 palette is going through like all of a sudden you're 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:56.040 chewing something, You're like, Oh there's a crunch. Oh wow, 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.520 there's a granola cluster. Oh wow, there's an apple. Oh wait, 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:00.479 there's quota and paramel. 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:02.960 The clusters are really good. I'm gonna tell you, And 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:04.760 if you've ever had what I'm about to say before, 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:08.200 you will say yep about it. Let me tell you 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:12.799 what this tastes exactly like yep. Quaker instant oatmeal, apple cinnamon. 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:14.200 I love that? 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:15.320 Is that? Not that much? 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:16.080 It is? 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:18.360 You're soul right, that's exactly the taste of If you 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.800 ever the little pouches of Quaker oatmeal, apple cinnamon, instant oatmeal, 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:23.159 that's what this tastes like. 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:24.320 You just transported me. 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:28.359 Wow, it's delicious. Okay, one more, but three balls and 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.320 a spoon for me? Four balls from you? Okay, I 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:33.680 can count your four fingers. Finish your cup. 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:35.800 I have a cut on the inside of my mouth. 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:39.479 The dehydrated apple. It's definitely getting in there. It's swell 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:39.960 a little. 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:42.120 Bit me too. Last night I burn my mouth on 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:45.479 a hot corn cob. So the roof of my mouth 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:49.240 is just in its shards, it's just hanging chads of skin. 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:53.080 And so cluster is kind of aggravated a little bit, 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:54.320 but it was still delicious. 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:57.320 You're listening to cereal killers where you get to hear 0:06:57.440 --> 0:07:00.120 that Scotty's mouth got tore up from a hot corn cob. 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:03.120 And that's not a euphemism for anything. I actually had 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:06.440 corn last night. It was delicious, but it hurt me. 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:08.680 No one actually thought when you said you're me like 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:11.480 you went to the most absurd realm of thinking that 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:14.640 hot corn cob would sound sexual in any way. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:17.960 What said never said sexual, You said sexual. I said euphemism. 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:19.840 Please, we all know where your head is. 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:23.920 Going down to the cereal sack. That's where my head is, okay, 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:27.000 And I'm coming back up with something from Kellogg's. It's 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:29.000 been around for a while. I remember it as a kid. 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:31.000 My mom used to get it every once in a while. 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:32.880 I don't think I liked it then, but you know, 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:35.320 my palette has grown up and it's not bad. And 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:37.440 you've talked about this before and I think you'll like it. 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:40.360 It's another dense, heavy cereal, so it's a small box 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:42.720 and it weighs about forty pounds. It's not grape nuts. 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:45.800 Don't worry, no, no, no, I am worried. I like grape nuts, 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:49.280 but oh I won't worry because it's not grape nuts. 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:51.640 It's in a healthy cereal family, but it's probably really 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:54.239 not all that healthy. It's Kellogg's Cracklin Oat. 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:57.040 Bran Cracklin oat brand. 0:07:57.120 --> 0:08:00.600 You've never seen this before? No, are you kidding? This 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:01.720 is a classic cereal. 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:04.560 I don't think you understand when I don't go down 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:06.680 the cereal aisle because I'll eat my cereal here. 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:09.840 But before you did this podcast, Yeah, you've never seen 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:10.640 cereals before. 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:13.760 I have. I just never studied the boxes like you did. 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:16.679 All right, Well, caw Log's crack on oat brown crunchy 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:18.520 sweet oven baked oat cereal. 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:21.000 Do you bring like a yellow notepad and just like 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:24.200 take notes because I really need to see. What I 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:26.960 want more than anything is surveillance footage of you just 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:28.640 standing in the cereal out because I feel like you're 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:30.200 there for a solid ten minutes every time. 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:33.000 Guess what, Andy, it's all in here my head. I 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:35.920 know all these cereal facts. I know how much they cost, 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.559 I know what brand makes what. I know it all. 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:40.319 There's cereal kind of swore. 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:42.760 If there's cereal jeopardy. We need to get you on it. 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:45.200 I would clear that category. I know you woit seriously, 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:48.000 all right, so let's check it out. Ingredients, whole grain, oats, sugar, 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:51.000 so I mean they try to pass it off as 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.000 healthy just because it has brand the name. 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:55.959 The thing that makes me a little disturbed by it, yeah, 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:59.000 is that it kind of looks like, uh, pasta in 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:02.640 the front. There's a pasta brand that has that exact look. 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:04.560 It's weird because these are o's, but they're squares at 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:07.000 the same time, which is kind of odd. The cereal 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:09.760 that goes beyond the ball. Don't keep Kellogg's Crackling Oat 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:12.320 bran confined to the breakfast table. Take it with you 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:14.840 to share and enjoy wherever you go. A handful of 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:18.400 Kellog's Crackling Oat brand Trail Mix is great for snacking however. 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:21.200 You snack or pack it enjoy any time of the day. 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:22.640 It looked as a guy walking his dog on there 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:24.320 while he's throwing squares into his mouth. 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:26.760 No, it's funny about it. Is it gonna be like 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:29.320 the Checks mix, the old Checks mix that has the 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:31.400 powder of whatever you put in the bag and then 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:31.960 we heat it up. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.800 I hope not. No, God nough, all. 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:36.000 Right, heat it up, checks mix. 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:38.199 So there's pictures of little cinnamon sticks on the front, 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:40.200 so I know that there's some cinnamon he taste here. 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:42.760 I mean, there's no doubt about it. It looks like 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:46.200 dog treats. I can't like frame it any other way. 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:48.880 Hold on, speaking of dog treats. 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:53.400 Don't bring the dog ball. We don't need the dog ball. Listen, 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.480 ah for the one listener And that's like, thank god 0:09:57.480 --> 0:09:57.920 they did that. 0:09:58.080 --> 0:09:59.599 No, My wife is like, you know what, that's the 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:03.960 way it's sound cool? All right? Crackling up? Oh, it 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:07.400 has a very cinnamony like uh fall to almost like 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:09.320 a pumpkin spice type of smell. 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:09.679 Oh. 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:10.480 Really, yeah? 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:11.200 Is that the oat? 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:12.520 I don't know what the hell it is? 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:13.120 Where the brand? 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:13.600 There you go? 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:15.040 Where's it the krackling part. 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:18.200 Comes from? Because it is hold on, let me listen. 0:10:18.240 --> 0:10:20.400 See if it's crackling. Oh a little bit. 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:22.000 It sounds like the retirement home. 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:26.480 It smells like it too. All right, Oh, here we go, kello. 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:28.240 I know it's really hard to even like grasp a 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:29.480 piece of it. You're ready. 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:31.440 I don't know if I like the look of these. 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:36.600 This is odd made on the milkbone machine. Yet you're ready. 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:39.440 I haven't had this in a long time. 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:44.480 I don't like this. You don't like it. 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:49.080 It's almost like putting milk in it, So putting milk 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:51.800 in a granola bar and eating giant chunks of it. 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:54.640 M it gets a bowl and spoom. 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:57.960 It's very cinnamony like. I would almost call this pumpkin spice. 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:02.120 No, I don't like the Sure, it's slimy. The cereal 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:02.680 is slimy. 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:05.160 If they called it pumpkin spice crackling oat brand, it 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:10.640 could pass as that. I bet there's nutmeg in here, molasses, cinnamon, nutmeg. Yeah, 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:11.120 there we go. 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:14.480 I think that's what threw me off? Was that? For me? 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:17.680 I'm going into it as like a thinking it's gonna 0:11:17.720 --> 0:11:20.600 have like a honey bunches of oat crunch to it. 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:24.120 It doesn't. It's not slimy. It's a fall cereal and nasty. 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:27.800 You want to try one dry? Sure, Okay, Let's see 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:29.200 if I could bump it up a spoon. If I 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.640 have one dry, let's see what the real uh trail 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:32.400 mix taste is. 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:34.599 Well, they want you to mix it with fruit and 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:35.160 nuts and steaf. 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:36.959 No, it tastes like granola. 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:38.760 I would eat it as a snack on the couch. Dry. 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:40.280 The milk kind of does something to it. 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.840 I don't like the milk on it dry. Two bowls 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:46.280 and a spoon with milk, a bowl and a spoon. 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:48.600 I'll give kellogs crackle an oat bran three balls. It's 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:50.640 not terrible. It's not something I would eat on a 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:52.720 daily basis, but if it was here, i'd snack on it. 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:54.600 Also, I think I might be allergic to this because 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:56.199 I'm starting to feel my bottom lips. 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.079 Start to get itchy. Maybe it's like the bran. 0:11:58.480 --> 0:11:59.280 I don't know what it is. 0:11:59.280 --> 0:11:59.960 You've had brand before? 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.679 This is great, Love my life. 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:09.959 Oh I got something for you serial Killers? But bonus? 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.720 What's an episode of serial Killers without a bonus box? 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:16.079 Why do you only play that on certain episodes? 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:17.600 Well, because I just kind of want to mix it up, 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:19.240 you know, maybe in the next episode we'll go back 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:22.360 to the cereal graveyard again. Oh Okay, that was fun, wasn't it. 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.440 No? Not really. That segment was kind of a dud, 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:27.079 But you know it's I'm just a passenger in your car. 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:29.000 Why, because the really are no cereals that have been 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:30.439 dead since you were a kid. 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:35.240 I know because you talked about OJ's several times before that, 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:37.800 and then you were like, it's the cereal graveyard. I'm 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:40.040 going to talk about OJ's again because. 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:42.200 I wanted to play the commercial. Cool, all right, I'm 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.400 going down to the cereal stack to grab the bonus box, 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:46.240 and again, this is what I can only find in 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:47.760 a family size. I don't know why they do it, 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:49.480 but this is probably one that you'll want to take 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:52.000 home and steal from the serial vault once we're done 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:54.880 with it. Okay, all right, it's a General Mills cereal. Yeah, 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:58.280 we've done many varieties before. It was born in nineteen 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:00.640 ninety five, the same year I start are working here. 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:03.160 What do you make corn pops? General Mills doesn't make 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:07.199 corn pops, you dope. Plus we've done it before. Oh 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:08.360 my blood pressure with you. 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:10.920 Oh I know what cinnamon cereal? 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:13.439 No, that was Kellog's and they don't make it anymore. 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:16.960 I hate you so much. It's General Mills and we've 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:19.839 done other varieties. I'll give you one more guest before 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:20.880 I punch you in the face. 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:22.280 Berry berry kicks. 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:25.520 We did that already. They're o's. They're o's. 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:26.240 There are cereos. 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:30.280 You have a kind scooters. Oh my god, I can't, 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:31.240 I have to go. 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:33.040 Is the bonus box canceled? 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:37.760 The bonus box is oh so sweet because frosted cheerios. 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:42.800 Oh my god, yes, I love It's my favorite. Every 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:51.319 cereal is your favorite? Wow? Wow, that took a turn. Whatever, dude, 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:53.720 you can dish it. You have to take it. You 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:57.040 take it, Andrew, I wish it was a prize in here. 0:13:57.679 --> 0:14:00.680 I've decided not to talk. You have apparently everything is 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:01.520 my favorite? 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:05.520 Well it is. Oh that smells nice and frosty. 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:09.640 I love frosted cheerios. Pam, you give every deep bad backsies. 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:12.480 You didn't even know this was bad, genuine meus. 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:14.080 You know, if you're gonna make fun of me, at 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:16.079 least know that it's five bowls and not five boxes. 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:20.200 This is your podcast, all right. 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:22.160 You say you're gonna replace me all the time. 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:24.320 Well you know what, one day, it's inevitable that one 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:26.800 of us won't be here anymore. Hey, time was grim 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:29.000 fun fact. I don't mean dead, I just mean won't 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:33.960 be working here anymore. Fun fact in all forty two episodes, 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:35.840 because we've actually done forty two with the two bonus 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:37.280 ones we've done. 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:38.680 There's only been three bonus episodes. 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:41.400 I don't know. There's only been one cereal that had 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:43.800 a prize inside, and it was the Lion King patch 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:45.400 that's right from Honey Nut Cheerios. 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:47.880 Did you bring that to your daughter like you said 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:48.160 you would? 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:49.440 Yeah, she put it on her notebook. 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:50.960 Oh really yeah? Oh that's cute. 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:53.760 All right, frosted cheerios from General Mills. Let's get some 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:54.560 milk on there. 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:56.600 I already know what I'm gonna give this, so. 0:14:57.040 --> 0:14:58.800 I'm pretty sure that it's not gonna be that high 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:02.200 because again, what happens is the frosting washes off, then 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:04.640 they become just regular cheerios, which we also have not 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:09.160 done yet, and it just is bland. Let's see. Okay, 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:10.400 take it, man, take it. 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:13.360 So that was some negativity. Frosted cheerios are delicious, and 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:13.720 when the. 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.440 Last time you had frosted cherios just in a nutshell. 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:19.000 Probably like last year? Okay, yes, it has that going 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:23.760 for you. Okay, mm five ball. No, Well, you're an 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:24.760 idiot because. 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:26.560 I don't like something like you like it. I'm an idiot. 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:29.240 We've gone over this before. I've said this to you before, 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:32.680 five balls taste like honey nut cheerios to me, No, 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:35.760 there's some frosting to it. It's a nice sweetness and 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:39.200 that's why it gets five bowls. Cheerios can do No, wait, 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:42.400 that's a lie. Peanut butter chocolate cheerios is an abomination 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:44.840 to humanity and should be put in a bunker with 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:47.560 cement over it, like Chernobyl style. 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:48.560 Pumpkin spice cheerios. 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:49.600 Did we like those? 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:51.280 We didn't have them, but we just assumed that we 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:53.440 wouldn't like them. I would like to try them, all right, 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:54.200 we'll get them in here. 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:56.880 But basically, cheerios can do no wrong in my book, 0:15:57.200 --> 0:15:58.920 outside of peanut butter chocolate charios. 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:01.400 Three balls and a spoon from me, Well, that's rude. No, 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:01.800 it's not. 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:03.520 It is. Know what it tastes like? 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:05.760 What? What like frosted cheerios? 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:09.280 Your negativity on this episode needs to be cut out. 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:12.600 Fix that in post production. Your attitude. How does that sound? 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:15.600 It tastes like the lucky charm pieces with a little 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:17.000 bit of the marshmallow on it. 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:20.400 Let me see. Nope, it tastes like cheerios. 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:23.720 Again, you're an idiot. The milk of frosted cheerios is delicious. 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:24.760 Oh yeah, let's see. 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:27.640 I hate it. It tastes like cheerio milk. 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:28.960 It just tastes like sweet milk. 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:30.000 It's not bad, Bam. 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:31.680 There be a little bit of chocolate in there though. 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:34.400 No why chocolate churios aren't very good either? Did we 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:37.360 have no the cereal? The cereal? I'm talking about the cereal? 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:39.880 What I'm so confused? 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:40.920 Chocolate cheerios. 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:42.560