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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Workaholics

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Speaker 1: SIT's Eric Griffin April seventeenth through the nineteenth. Tickets are

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Speaker 1: available at Parlorlive dot com and you can call four

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Speaker 1: two five two eight nine seven thousand. Now is another

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Speaker 1: twenty Hello him a speak to Evan. Please. This is

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Speaker 1: Evan Evan, how are you? My name is Colby. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from customer service. We received an email from you

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Speaker 1: whining about something. Excuse me, I said that you got

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Speaker 1: a complaint. No, you initially said that I was whining

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Speaker 1: about something. Why would you say that. I'm sorry, I sir,

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Speaker 1: I misspoke. I meant you had a complaint, and I

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Speaker 1: was calling to help you with your complaints. You're going

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Speaker 1: to help me, yes, I will. What is your issue? Okay?

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Speaker 1: For the fifth time. My issue is I purchased a cooker,

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Speaker 1: I returned it and I have not received a credit

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Speaker 1: on my credit card. I've sent four emails and now

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Speaker 1: you're calling telling me that I'm whining and complaining and

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Speaker 1: I just want my credit back on my credit card.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, sir, I'm sorry about my use of

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Speaker 1: the word whining. I did not mean it like that.

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Speaker 1: Can I put you on hold real quick and pull

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Speaker 1: up your account. Okay, okay, please hold for one second.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, sir, I'm back you there, I'm here. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So you want to buy another slow cooker, that's without

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Speaker 1: trying to not want to buy another cook car. What

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Speaker 1: I want is a credit on my credit card. You

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Speaker 1: want to purchase it with your credit card, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: I can't do that for your n Listen please, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I do not want to purchase another cooker.

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Speaker 1: Did you read my email, sir? It one a second.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you're having trouble with your email. I

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Speaker 1: can't help you out with that one bit. You just

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Speaker 1: said you've been trying to send my I am not

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Speaker 1: having trouble with my email, sir. Correct, But you just

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Speaker 1: said you're trying to send an email the way that

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Speaker 1: you're dealing with this situation. All I want is a

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Speaker 1: credit on my credit card for the product I purchased.

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Speaker 1: It didn't work for me that I returned back to

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Speaker 1: your store. Okay, where does the part about the four

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Speaker 1: emails come in? Because you just mentioned that you tried

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Speaker 1: to send a couple of emails and they weren't going

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Speaker 1: through and you're, you know, getting a bounce back message

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Speaker 1: or something. Where does that calling me today? Sir? Because

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Speaker 1: I sent before emails. That's how you started this conversation.

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Speaker 1: You said, I am calling from customer service because I'm

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Speaker 1: resbinding to the subble emails you sent me. I got it, Okay, sir.

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Speaker 1: If you could be a little less confusing with what

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Speaker 1: you need, I'd really appreciate it. I can God, who

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Speaker 1: are you the customer service person from hell? Sir? You

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Speaker 1: tried to they hire you from Sesame Street? Okay, I

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Speaker 1: think I've got it. You tried to purchase your slow

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Speaker 1: cooker via email through our email system? Is that what

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Speaker 1: you try to do through you take? Really? Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me with this? What am I missing? Because I

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Speaker 1: can tell you're upset? What part missing is what I'm

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Speaker 1: saying to you. All I did was purchase a cooker

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Speaker 1: from your store. It did not If you're asking about

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Speaker 1: the extended warranty, I don't know anything about that, and

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Speaker 1: I think manager. Now, I wouldn't speak to a manager. Now.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to speak to a manager? Can I

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Speaker 1: put you on hold? Please? Thank you? Before I put

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Speaker 1: you on hold, I want to let you know if

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Speaker 1: it's about the extended warranty. My manager can't help you

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Speaker 1: with that either, a damn extended warranty. It's about the

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Speaker 1: credit to my account. Oh okay, just hang on for

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Speaker 1: me one second. God, Hello, this is the manager. What

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Speaker 1: seems to be the problem you're employ Tell you what

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Speaker 1: the promise? Sir? Here's the problem. Okay, I purchased a

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Speaker 1: cooker from your store. It didn't work. It sounds to

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Speaker 1: me like you're a dumbass. What I talked to my employee, Colby,

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Speaker 1: and he told me that you're a giant wiener face

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Speaker 1: and you should get punched in. Then what the hell

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Speaker 1: did you just say to me? What? Rightious? Hey, this

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Speaker 1: is not funny, Evan, Evan, what this is? Actually jewel

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Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving eighty

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. It's

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Speaker 1: a joke. Your sister Nicole set you up. She says

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Speaker 1: you've been She says you've been emailing customer service non

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Speaker 1: stop and they won't get back to you, and you've

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Speaker 1: been really upset about it. I'm going to kill her.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad I could help you out, though. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I was like, who the are beest idiots. I still

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Speaker 1: don't understand what your issue is. It sounds like a

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Speaker 1: slow cooker worked amazing to me. You wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with Jubil phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,